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2019-02-05
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The Class-1A Orphanage, AKA Aizawa's Kid's Group Chat

Summary:

[Aizawa has created Class 1-A GC}

{Aizawa has added DIEnamite, TrueKakashi, TheHamburglerBut30, and 18 others}

Aizawa: Alright, before Blood King attempts to throw me in a shallow grave

Aizawa: Shinshou and Monoma, Welcome to Class-1A

Aizawa: Don't fucking break it

{Aizawa Has Exited The Chat}

DIEnamite: WHAT IN FUCKS HOLY NAME

CrocsAreValid: Amen

Notes:

Class 1-A GC Names
DIEnamite- Bakugou
CrocsAreValid- Kirishima
ThorKin-Kaminari
The HamburglerBut30-Shinshou
TraumatizedPeppermint-Todoroki
PumpkinKing-Tokoyami
TheGreenCarebear- Midoriya
KermitKin-Tsuyu
BillNye-Momo
TheMid2000's-Jirou
GordonRamsey-Satou
90'sLavaLamp- Mina
Newton'sAHoe-Urakara
<3 \>,<\-Kouda
TrueKakashi-Monoma
DesignatedDecorator-Sero
The1TailedBest-Ojirou
HaveUSeenMe- Hagekure
JustDissapointed-Iida

Teacher GC Names
AccidentalFather-Aizawa
LivingSoundSystem-Yamada
AllMightTM-Yagi

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Welcome To The Cursed Class

Chapter Text

{Aizawa has created Class 1-A GC}

{Aizawa has added DIEnamite, TrueKakashi, TheHamburglerBut30, and 18 others}

Aizawa: Alright, before Blood King attempts to throw me in a shallow grave

Aizawa: Shinshou and Monoma, Welcome to Class-1A

Aizawa: Don't fucking break it

{Aizawa Has Logged off}

DIEnamite: WHAT IN FUCKS HOLY NAME

CrocsAreValid: Amen

Newton'sAHoe: Oh! please tell me this means Mineta is expelled!

KermitKin: Or dead 

KermitKin: We have no preference

ThorKin: OOF

JustDissapointed: TSUYU

DIEnamite:  Fuck off Glasses we all thought it, Kermit is just the one who said it first.

DesignatedDecorater: RT Bakugou

KermitKin: I feel strangely validated rn

CrocsAreValid: That happens when Bakubro actually agrees with someone

ThorKin: It's true

ThorKin: when he said my essay on Romeo and Juliet had an okay thesis I ascended to another plane of existence

90'sLavaLamp: The same thing happened to me 

90'sLavaLamp: Bakugou said I used the least eye-offending Eyeliner in the dorm, I found Nirvana

DIEnamite: FUCK OFF YA HEATHENS, WE NEED TO INTERROGATE THE NEW SHITS

DIEnamite: Is the purple shit stain gone for fucking good?

TheHamburglerBut30: yes

TheHamburglerBut30: I'm your replacement purple bitch

TheHamburglerBut30: This version drinks respect women juice daily 

ThorKin: HELL YESSSSSSSSSS!

ThorKin: MAJOR UPGRADE!

90'sLavaLamp: OHHH ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

ThorKin: Wh-What

ThorKin: What The Fuck is that?

Newton'sAHoe: I fear no man 

Newton'sAHoe: But that

Newton'sAHoe: That scares me

DIEnamite; Whatever the fuck it is

DIEnamite: PUT IT BACK

DIEnamite: We're not done with Truth or Torture yet

TheHamburglerBut30:........I am afraid

TheHamburglerBut30: But also intrigued

CrocsAreValid: That's good! That means you'll survive!

TheMid2000's: That's good! That means you'll survive!

TheMid2000's: Holy Shit Kiri

DesignatedDecorater: It's a Bakusquad thing don't worry!

TheMid2000's: I Worry

TheMid2000's: I worry A LOT!

ThorKin: Anway, torture aside! We still need to interrogate Monoma 

TheMid2000's: Torture Aside

TheMid2000's: I'm texting Momo she has to look at this shit

ThorKin: So Monoma how come you got transferred too?

DIEnamite: Yeah you walking meme

DIEnamite: I thought you hated ALL OUR FUCKING ASSES 

TrueKakashi: I 

TrueKakashi: I didn't know this was happening

TrueKakashi: Eraserhead just straight up propelled to my window with his capture weapon

TrueKakashi: Grabbed me, and yeeted me into a room near the French dude

{TraumatizedPepperment has logged on}

TraumatizedPepperment: You survived an alien abduction

TraumatizedPepperment: come see me at a reasonable hour 

TraumatizedPepperment: And we Will find out why

{TraumatizedPepperment has logged off}

ThorKin: AghskhxjajkakhakhsklahsalkjsklLKSAHKLkhl

TheMid2000's: He logged on, JuSt FoR tHaT?! 

DIEnamite: GODDAMNIT ITS THE RETURN OF THEORYOKI

TheHamburglerBut30: Theoryoki?

90'sLavaLamp: Conspiracy Theorist Todoroki= Theoryoki

TrueKakashi:  I feel

TrueKakashi: Threatened

DesignatedDecorater: You've survived

DesignatedDecorater: That's all that matters

DIEnamite: Alright Motherfucker, You're traumatized and are fucking useless to us right now

DIEnamite: We finish Talk or Torture at breakfast

DIEnamite: But fucking first

DIEnamite: @Aizawa

DIEnamite: WHY FOUR FUCKING THIRTY!

{Aizawa Has Logged On}

Aizawa: It's easier to kidnap someone in the early morning

Aizawa: Cause the don't expect it 

DIEnamite: Understandable 

{Aizawa Has Logged Off}

TheMid2000's: BHAKSHAJKAHSBSAN WHAT TEH FUCK

DIEnamite: I respect violence Aux Cord

{TheMid2000's Has Logged Off}

TheHamburglerBut30: I love this fucking class already

ThoKin: And we love you! you should Join the Bakusquad dude

ThorKin: You'd fit in immediately bro

TheHamburglerBut30: You're in the squad right?

Thorkin:..... Yes

TheHamburglerBut30: Alright, ill join

TheHamburglerBut30: Where's the paperwork?

ThorKin: !!!!!!!

90'sLavaLamp: ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

ThorKin: S T O P. YO. S E L F 

DIEnamite: Or we go on fucking strike Pinky

DIEnamite: I'll withhold Mina cookies

90'sLavaLamp: ILL STOP ILL STOP ILL STOP

DIEnamite: Thank Fuck

DIEnamite: Purple Troll Doll, you'll get the damn paperwork in the morning

DIEnamite: You got a soul for the down payment?

TheHamburglerBut30: I'm sure I can find it before tomorrow 

DIEnamite: .......Fucking Mood 

DIEnamite:

DIEnamite: I approve