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Ultraman Hikari woke up and found himself chained to a wall, on the floor he saw Squidward Tentacles, Alien Babarue walked in, “Hikari, I see you have woken up.” He said with a smirk, “YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS BDSM FETISH!” Yelled Hikari, “Well, shit, someone posted a meme in general in the My Little Pony discord server I moderate.” Said Babarue, as he walked to his computer room. Squidward looked at Hikari and unchained him, “He kidnapped me too, I have a plan and I already called for help.” Said Squidward, “Okay what's the plan?” asked Hikari, “Okay hear me out, we cut off Babarue’s penis and sell it on pawn stars.” said Squidward, he pulled off the wall, Babarue walked back in, Hikari was in battle position and squidward just went up and cut off Babarue’s cock. Babarue screamed and squidward went to the corner, Hikari grabbed Babarue by the neck and threw him on the wall, suddenly, there was a seismic-like rumble, if not expected, MFS-3 Kiryu stomped on half of the house and just stopped, Akane Yashiro came down, “SQUIDWARD! MY SON! WHAT HAPPENED?” She yelled, “I was kidnapped!!” he cried, “I also brought your husband, SpongeBob SquarePants, and yes I did pilot Kiryu over here.” Said Akane, “you have a what…?” said Hikari in a sad tone. SpongeBob came out of the AC-3 White Heron and hugged squidward. (Patrick was in there too.) “Guys we need to get to the pawn star store and see how much an alien penis is worth!” Yelled Squidward. Everyone crammed into a car and drove to the pawn shop, Hikari and Squidward ran down and threw the pp on the desk, “HOW MUCH DOES SEIJIN DICK WORTH?” Yelled Hikari. Suddenly, Master Crane from Kung Fu Panda walked up from behind the desk. “I am an Intern here, but I would like to say, 3 billion to 5 billion.” Said Crane, “I'll offer 4 billion.” Said crane, “We will take it.” Said Squidward, Crane wrote them a check and they drove off, “So do y’all want to go to Applebee’s?.....” asked Hikari, “Actually, I was thinking more of McDonald’s.” said Squidward, “Good Idea.” Said Akane, she did a 360 and went to McDonalds. “Okay, Why is mothra here?” Asked Akane in a concerned voice, “I don't know and quite frankly, don’t care.” said Patrick, Patrick and SpongeBob went to go find a table while Squidward,Akane and Hikari went to go order, “I just Remembered, I left kiryu shut down and laying on the floor in front of Walmart.” Said Akane. “It's fine, the rest of the Squadron can get him.” Said Squidward, “I think I need a hug from whatever the hell happened…” Said Hikari, “same.” said squidward Squidward,Hikari and Akane started a group hug, then SpongeBob and Patrick joined in.
THE END.