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No sooner after the hellish Entrance Exams ended, we began to live a life full of leisure. No more books, no more classes.
Except one thing.
Kaburagi has been acting suspicious. By that I mean very, very suspicious.
Several days after we finished our Entrance Exams, Kaburagi called me out to the usual conference room.
His expression was serious.
Scary.
This is one of the times I’m happy with Enjou’s presence.
“Oh, before I forgot. Enjou-sama.” I turned towards him and bowed down. “Congratulations on your engagement.”
Surprisingly a few days ago, we received the news of Enjou and Yuiko-san’s engagement. According to mother, while there were several gossips about their relationship before among her circle of friends, this was the first time the families of both parties let out an official announcement.
Due to that, my least favorite kouhai the Bird Brain Katsuragi seemed oddly proud whenever we passed by each other. Well, the first few times he did sent a few sarcastic words my way but after a few…uh, accidents, I supposed he learnt his lessons.
Usually I’ll do it when no one was around but as his behavior was getting irritating, my reflex was almost automatic. It was beyond my control.
Truly.
Let’s say that rather than being the reliable witnesses that they are, Iwamuro-kun, Class rep, Satomi-kun and Akizawa-kun chose the dark path and covered all the evidence of my wrongdoing.
The Bird-Brain’s dumbfounded expression was fun to watch.
Not to mention Serika-chan and the others also were more than happy to punch the hell out of him before I could say a word.
Oh well.
What wonderful accomp- I mean, friends they are~
Speaking of which, there’s one time after I saw that Bird Brain off did Fellow Stalking Horse approached from behind, saying “At least don’t do it in such a public place.” Despite that, I knew that my reputation as the elegant Kisshouin Reika needed to be maintained so I simply smiled in response.
Anyway, back to Enjou. Was it just me or smile seemed a bit…odd? Eeeeeek, there it was! That archaic smile!
“…Thank you, Kisshouin-san.”
If you’re grateful, would you mind dropping that smile off? Scary.
As the main perpetrator behind this entire gathering was still silent, Enjou and I began chatting about trivial things like the exams, the faculty we’re aiming and such. Basically most of it was about our future plans as a college student.
“I’ve decided.”
“Hm?”
“Huh?”
Enjou and I immediately turned towards Kaburagi who suddenly stood up with a determined expression on his face.
On what exactly? I raised my eyebrows in confusion, but that damned Kaburagi was quiet after all that announcement.
“Um, what might you be speaking of, Kaburagi-sama?” I asked back after a while. Don’t just act cool with your hands on your back like that!
“Confession. To Takamichi. I’ll do it.”
“…Confession? You, Kaburagi-sama!?”
What’s this all of a sudden!? This idiot disciple of mine…? A confession!?
“Since when did you become so bold, Masaya?” Enjou, who apparently thought the same thing, blurted the question.
“I’ve been thinking about it for a while now. The Entrance Exams is over. Our remaining times as teenagers too is almost over. After the announcement of Shuusuke’s engagement, I don’t think there’s much time before mother make her move. That’s why…I’ll make it clear to her. About my feelings.”
He lifted his head and looked at us with a serious gaze.
I averted my eyes in hurry. Enjou apparently did the same thing. The intensity of it all tells a lot.
Kaburagi is determined.
Nothing we said right now could sway him from this decision.
“…Well, if you’re sure about this Masaya…I won’t stop you. But how are you going to confess?”
“…”
The last time I asked him this question, I believe this idiot decided on some extreme method, didn’t he? Buying enough roses to cover Wakaba-chan’s entire house, or a plane to make a confession from the sky.
And the handmade rings…Let’s forget about that.
“Renting my family’s-“
“Vetoed.” I interrupted swiftly, earning myself a glare from His Majesty the Emperor. Sorry, Wakaba-chan’s future is more important than my fear towards you. After all that you said, you’ll go to your usual methods?
Fat chance!
Don’t waste my feelings like that! I thought you’ve become more mature!
In the end, Enjou and I managed to convince him to do the basic confession without unnecessary extra gestures. Kaburagi went home immediately after we finished the discussion, preparing himself for tomorrow.
Both of us watched silently as the door closed.
“…”
“…”
Now that Kaburagi’s gone, it’s time for us to have our own discussion.
“Enjou-sama…”
“Don’t worry. I’ll prepare myself as well.”
“…It’s still winter.”
“…Then I’ll have a sleepover at Kaburagi Estate this week.”
“Incidentally, if thing’s still not going well, I suggest…”
“No, Kisshouin-san. Just…no.”
Tsk. What’s with that expression on your face? Make sure you handle him properly then, this time. Just so you know, I won’t allow myself to be a pathetic reject the second time!
I won’t allow myself to be cursed again!
Just as I’m about to exit the room, Enjou’s voice rang from behind. He was still sitting, his back leaning against the couch.
“I’m kind of jealous of Masaya.”
“Huh? Why?”
“That guy, despite being the way he is, I admire that recklessness. At the very least, he’s straightforward with his feelings without caring about anything else,” said Enjou with a small smile. “Compared to him, I’m basically a coward.”
“Enjou-sama…?”
“I waited all this time…without taking care of the trouble from my side. Following the elders wish…Burdening myself. That was a mistake.” He looked up in thought, murmuring those words.
I’m not sure if he’s even talking to me right now.
***
Despite leaving early for his so called ‘preparation’, the next day Kaburagi was clearly nervous. Just this morning I saw him accidentally bumping into several people on his way to class.
His eyes were bloodshot.
What the heck did he do last night? Don’t tell me- Reading poetry books again!?
“Did you see Kaburagi-sama this morning? He was so dreamy~”
“I know right! The way he apologized after bumping into others is so cool!”
“Wait. Aren’t you the one who stood in front of him on purpose just for that?”
“Goodness, of course not, Rune-chan. It was absolutely incidental!”
Apparently the topic of Kaburagi occurred even in my group of friends. Aren’t we supposed to discuss about our trip? I mean, who cares about that idiot…! Can’t we talk about something else? Any other talks that doesn’t involve praising Kaburagi?
“Maybe he was haunted by the spirit of-“
Not that kind of discussion please, Fuyuko-sama.
As time went by, Kaburagi had gotten himself into a lot of accidents. Bumping into other students in the hallway almost fifteen times, almost entering the female washroom once, falling down on an empty path five times, almost slipping down the stairs two times.
The spectating students become one with the wall, staring at anything but the Emperor.
I shook my head while standing far, far away from said person.
What did you say? Enjou’s been looking at me for a while now? Goodness, you must have been mistaken. He was simply looking around in worry for his dear friend.
Yes, yes, that must be it.
Oh, look at the time! We must make haste, before the dessert sold out!
I make it a point to not stare at the crime scene over there.
It was of course, until I saw him once again, right in front of the female washroom. He even has the gall to look surprised seeing me here.
“Huh, Kisshouin? What are you doing here?”
What am I doing here!? WHAT AM I DOING HERE!!? THIS IS THE FEMALE WASHROOM!
“Forgive me Kaburagi-sama , for what I’m going to do.”
“Huh? Oi, why are you pushing me? Ouch, it hurts! Kisshouin!”
I forcefully pushed him away before any more witness arrive. Before I go, I gave my fellow female juniors a kind smile to reassure them that this idiot won’t do this kind of thing ever again.
Being the Emperor of Zuiran and the former President of Pivoine, Kaburagi won’t get into much trouble, especially when it was another accident.
But there’s still the risk of him damaging his perfect reputation. As a fellow Pivoine, I couldn’t allow that.
I brought him to the same conference room, the one we used as our base for the entire year. I leaned against the door with my arms crossed.
Being dropped off on the cold floor suddenly without warning, Kaburagi eyed me with a glare.
“…What?”
“Kaburagi-sama, do you realise what you have done this entire day? What kind of visage you display towards the rest of the Zuiran population in less than 10 hours?” I continued on by listing all the incidents he almost involved with, including the recent one.
I made sure to highlight the fact that he did it twice, scaring all the juniors inside it.
His eyes shot wide at the revelation.
“Kaburagi-sama, I understand that you are nervous, as this being the first time you ever did any kind of confession,” I said, ignoring the “Oi!” from a certain person. “However, your behaviour is unacceptable. You planned on confessing your feelings today, did you not?”
I eyed the forlorn male before me and sighed.
“Let’s forget about the other things for now. The washroom incident, you did it twice. What if Enjou-sama didn’t stop you the first time around? What if somebody other than me opening the door a while ago? What if it was Takamichi-san? What will you do? Do you want Takamichi-san to brand you as a pervert? Right before your confession?”
“…No, of course I don’t want that.”
“Then stop moping around and act like your usual self. Everyone did a confession at some point in their life. It was just another phase of life,” I said, parroting what Ririna told me months ago.
Well, maybe I did change the content a little. Just a bit.
Kaburagi dipped his head in shame as he listened to my every word. He nodded every so often while muttering something.
For some reason, he shoved me a notebook, containing his script for the eventual confession. He asked for my pointers and what other things could he do to improve it.
The script itself was five pages worth. With two of them containing what can he do and provide for her.
“…”
I immediately crossed those with the red pen he gave me, ignoring the shocked expression from His Majesty the Emperor.
***
When he said confession, I expect it to be during their so called ‘dates’, away from the whole Zuiran population.
Apparently I was wrong.
After being lectured, Kaburagi decided to add one more day before he finally confess to Wakaba-chan. His excuse in the mail was that he’s not ready, and having to do a confession following his pathetic behavior that day was too much for him to bear.
If Kaburagi was smart enough, then he would definitely choose anywhere but Zuiran as his place of confession. Or maybe do that after everyone else have gone home.
…But that idiot chose to do that in an easy to spot place, the one that have a huge chance of people passing by. And he, of all time, called Wakaba-chan early in the morning to do that.
By chance, I too decided to arrive early to school that day. I definitely didn’t expect to hear those two familiar voices on my way to class. And after peeking secretly from my spot, I saw them.
They were chatting at first, before Kaburagi brought out a familiar notebook and began to read.
Right in front of Wakaba -chan.
Idiot! Who on earth- Who the heck would do a confession like this!?
Are you having a speech!?
KABURAGI!!!
Then,
“Kisshouin?”
I flinched and slowly turned around.
Standing not far behind me, was Fellow Stalking Horse, or better known as the second lead for the manga ‘You are my dolce’.
The one who chased for Wakaba-chan’s heart.
Mizusaki Arima, the former Student Council President.
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But what’s he doing here!?
Right at this moment…!
Just as Kaburagi’s about to confess!
“O-Ohohoho. What might you be doing here for, Fe- I mean, Mizusaki-kun?”
Urgh, meeting his eyes was tough. I couldn’t even-! No, no, no, no! Don’t look at the right!
Act natural. Act natural, Reika! You’re an actress, an actress!
Eeeep! He looked even more suspicious!
Come to think of it, Fellow Stalking Horse has always been an early riser, isn’t he…It was perfectly normal for him to arrive around this time.
With his arms crossed, Fellow Stalking horse stepped closer to where I stood, eyes glancing over my shoulder.
“I should ask you the same question. What exactly are you doing here? Eavesdropping?”
…I don’t know what you’re talking about…? “Um, I’m simply on an early morning stroll, as you can see.” I tried without looking at him.
“…An early morning stroll huh…”
Do you really have to look that doubtful, comrade? I mean, I know that I have yet to move from this spot, but can’t you just take my words as the truth?
“I’m not sure if you know this, but you’re acting weird. Even more so than normal.”
“Hey! What’s that supposed to mean!?”
Even more so than normal!? What, is he saying I’m a weird person to begin with? How rude!
…I know my lie was not that believable but hey, could you please stop peeking from there, comrade? My height couldn’t possibly match yours you see? It’s hard enough to tiptoe myself, much less blocking you left and right like this.
Earlier you were judging me for eavesdropping, but do you even realize that you’re basically did the same thing, Fellow Stalking Horse?
Kaburagiiiiii, when will your confession end!!!!?
Do you know what kind of trouble I am in right now!!!!?
I tried to distract Fellow Stalking Horse with useless chatters but he didn’t buy it.
“Anyway, I need to go to the Student Council room now so..” said Fellow Stalking Horse as he proceed to go to the direction opposite from where we came from.
Where Kaburagi and Wakaba-chan’s at.
But if he went there, and they meet each other, what would happen?
Another drama!?
Worse, what’ll happen to Kaburagi? Another trip!?
Eeeeeeeek!! That’s not the script! Not at all! Why the manga didn’t have this much trouble!?
“Do-Don’t go, Mizusaki-kun!”
“Wha-? Kisshouin!?”
In desperation, I clang onto Fellow Stalking Horse from behind, wrapping my arms around his chest as an effort to stop him. Just in case, I wrapped my legs around his as well, successfully locking him in place.
No! It’s only less than two months before graduation! I couldn’t-! I wouldn’t allow this to happen!
I know you’re the better man Fellow Stalking Horse but-! Please! At least, let Kaburagi hear Wakaba-chan’s answer!
Without any interruption!
I’m begging you! Fellow Stalking Horse!!!
Then,
“That’s why I…! I like you! As a friend, and as a woman!”
It was Kaburagi’s voice.
I froze, and I could feel Fellow Stalking Horse did the same.
“…”
“…”
Both of us were loss at words.
I tried climbing up and peeked on his face from my position to no avail. As his legs now free, Fellow Stalking Horse immediately make a detour towards another location.
Silence reigned for a while, until he opened his mouth.
“I understand. I won’t go there anymore. Just, let go first Kisshouin.”
It was curt and short. I’m not sure what kind of emotion that he displayed at this moment but.
I couldn’t help feeling guilty.
I mean, Fellow Stalking Horse was the second male lead in ‘You Are My Dolce’.
It’s kind of sad when he was rejected by Wakaba-chan in the manga.
But to think it happened before my very own eyes…!
“Mi-Mizusaki-kun, just now…I mean, the thing with Kaburagi-sama…” I stammered.
I looked down on the floor as I spoke due to guilt, until I felt a hand patting my head gently.
“…Why are you making that expression for?” said Fellow Stalking Horse as he chuckled. “Even if it’s those two, it’s wrong to eavesdrop on other people’s confession. Don’t worry, I won’t say anything. Anyway, it’s better if we left them alone, don’t you think?”
With that, Fellow Stalking Horse escorted me back to class, and left soon after.
As it’s still early, only my fellow rep, Satomi-kun has arrived.
“Satomi-kun…”
“Eh?! Kisshouin-san?!”
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“Huh? Kisshouin? What are you doing here?”
I looked up to see Fellow Stalking Horse, who just exited the Student Council room. The surprise in his eyes was so obvious from where I stood.
A Pivoine standing in front of the Student Council…
I could even see the sight of the new president standing abruptly before the door was closed.
Ririna was right. Whoever got chosen as the new president is a small fry. Fellow Stalking Horse’s dream to connect all the students was still a long way to go it seems.
Unaware of the fact that I’m gossiping needlessly about his successor, Fellow Stalking Horse slowly approached me.
“What are you doing here, Kisshouin?”
“Gokigen’you, Mizusaki-kun.”
“Good morning…?”
Anyway, I first lure him with a small chat about this and that before getting to the main point.
“Incidentally, Mizusaki-kun, do you still have any leftover work to do?”
“…Not really. Why?”
In front of Fellow Stalking Horse who regarded me warily, a sweet smile slowly making its way to my face.
“So Mizusaki-kun, what do you think about playing truant for a day?”
***
To be honest, it’s quite easy to get out of the school. I think we were given a leeway, being the final year students and all. As long as we ignore the suggestive smiles on the guards’ faces, I suppose everything went well.
The hardest obstacle was actually the first part – convincing Fellow Stalking Horse to come.
It’s easier than I thought.
Just adding a bit of blackm- no, charm and wit, he finally gave up and let me do as I wish.
It’s not like I took a few hostages to persuade him.
It’s really not.
Anyway, as it’s only a day trip, we couldn’t possibly go too far from Tokyo. Hence, I decided to choose our destination on the spot as we browse the map at the station.
A well-known tourist destination - Akihabara, the famous ‘electric town’.
As the objective of this trip was to mend Fellow Stalking Horse’s broken heart, we started our journey by visiting the Game Corner. Being the model student that I am, it’s reasonable to say that I’ve never even step foot here. Even in my past life, the number of times I’ve been here was scarce.
What’s surprising was the fact that Fellow Stalking Horse seemed quite familiar with it. When I asked, he said, “I went with my friends several times during the holiday.”
What’s more unforgivable was his most recent visit to the arcade was with Tomoe-senpai! Without even asking me!
How could you!?
Aren’t we supposed to be fellow stalking horses!?
“Kisshouin. Are you pouting?”
I’M NOT!
I left Fellow Stalking Horse in the dust, leaving him puzzled before going to exchange my coins. To think I was betrayed like this! By most trusted vice-chief too!
“Oi. Are you angry?”
“Whatever you’re talking about, Mizusaki-kun? Angry? Me?” I let out a giggle, and turned my head from facing him, and again when he came to my left. I heard him sigh as he looked on. Hmph!
Oh, that claw machine over there… Isn’t that…!
Tarow the Taro! It’s huge!
Wow! I thought only certain places actually sell its merchandise. I should tell Aoi-chan about this!
Speaking of which, now that I look at it up close, I noticed that compared to the other claw machines which had other dolls inside, this one seemed untouched.
Do-Don’t tell me…! It’s too unpopular that no one wanted it!?
Impossible!
I immediately went in front of the machine and try my luck. Unfortunately, even after my sixth attempt, I remained unsuccessful. Uwahhh…
No choice. I need to use my trump card.
“Mizusaki-kun…”
“…What.”
I silently gestured to the claw machine with my head, using the same move I used against Onii-sama. I pulled his sleeve and looked up. You’ll help me, right? You won’t deny your comrade’s pure wish like this, right?
My attempt was successful.
Since he helped me with this personal mission of mine, it won’t do if I continued this cold war any longer. So like a good friend, I immediately burst out and told him my thought as he started the challenge.
“I mean, how could no one was interested in it? He’s a-do-ra-ble! An extra with that kind of pitiful face, that’s supposed to be its charm!”
“…This guy? Really?”
“Or could it be that they’re so popular that they sold out quickly?”
“…I’m pretty sure it’s the same batch from eight months ago…”
“Hmm, did you say something, Mizusaki-kun?” Since the atmosphere was a bit noisy, Fellow Stalking Horse’s voice went passed my ears. Could you speak more clearly, comrade?
“Nah, nothing.”
Fellow Stalking Horse was successful on his first try, as he brought me the biggest Tarow from the machine. Filled with gratitude, in the end I decided to come clean with him.
“…That’s why Mizusaki-kun, the next time you went out to see Tomoe-senpai, make sure to bring up my name as well. It’s not fair that you hog Tomoe-senpai all by yourself.”
“…Hog? And how am I supposed to do that?”
Just act casually. For example, if Tomoe-senpai ask you to hang out with him, say things like “It’ll get boring just with the two of us. How about asking Kisshouin to join us” or something like that.
What’s up with that ambivalent gaze, comrade?
Anyway, now that the misunderstanding has been cleared up, we enjoyed the rest of our time there. Fellow Stalking Horse seemed to like the fighting game though. And he’s winning.
I could see his opponents wailing as their characters’ hp went down to zero. Not to mention a few of them sent a few glares our way.
Scary.
“Mizusaki-kun, Mizusaki-kun. How about this game?” I pointed out to the machine in the corner.
“Huh? The Cho Chabudai Gaeshi!?”
Yes, yes. Aren’t you angry at Kaburagi right now for taking the one you like? This is perfect to relieve your stress!
Let’s not tarry any longer. Why’re you hesitating? Is it because I’m here? Don’t worry! I truly don’t mind!
Despite my kind intention to help him release his stress, Fellow Stalking Horse seemed like he was forced more than anything. Was it not enough for him?
Oooooh, that one, the punching game! That might work! Let’s go, Fellow Stalking Horse!
Since Fellow Stalking Horse appeared tired after all the games, I decided to finally take lead in this one.
As I wait for it to start, my mind began to wander.
Kaburagi and Enjou, they’re definitely the most popular guys here in Zuiran. With girls who followed every of their beck and call, if they wanted a girlfriend or something like that, they simply just had to choose.
It was easy.
I’m not the manga Kisshouin Reika, so I honestly don’t mind that much. They could build an entire harem for all I care.
But…!
What I’m having problems with, were the fact that I’m living in a very different world from them! Despite me being a Pivoine!
Far from having a boyfriend, I didn’t even have any admires! While girls blushing at the sight of the two, I was feared! Some of them even ran away as if I’m the vengeful banshee that chase after them!
For example, that Kenmari Dainagon!
Wu Zetian!? Kali!?
Punch.
Go to hell! What’s the difference between me and the other girls!? Even that Tsuruhana changes her boyfriend every single year! And everyone knows how rotten her personality is!
When I ask several people about it, they said I was a flower beyond reach. But what about those two!? If I lived in a different planet, then they should be living in a different universe!
And now, to think that both of them already had their significant other. Enjou with Yuiko-san, while Kaburagi with Wakaba-chan.
But what about Reika!?
Where the hell is my prince!?
It’s useless for me to deny the reality any longer.
I truly am unpopular among the boys. This is painful. No boyfriend, only male friends.
I mean, it’s not that I’m ungrateful or anything like that. Akizawa-kun, Satomi-kun, Class rep, Iwamuro-kun, even Minami-kun!
I’m truly happy for all their support.
But why can’t at least one of them stay in the Forever Alone Village!? Being happy all on their own, while I wither in agony…
All these times I live as someone’s Love Guru…taking on numerous disciples, and with the latest, most troublesome one more or less already done with the application form to enter the gate of Fulfilling Romance Village…
Isn’t this too unfair!??
He’s supposed to be the most clueless one of us three, and he actually managed to beat me in this race!?
Punch.
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
And Enjou!!!
As if I didn’t suffer enough in school, he and Yuiko-san actually dare to waltz through every single party I was in and being lovey-dovey, all “Shuu” and “Yuiko” while linking arms!! And he also has the gall to be “Oh, there you are Kisshouin-san. I’ve been looking for you…” when I obviously was so disgusted that I avoided them on purpose!
What the hell!!?
And Yuiko-san has been staring at me wordlessly with a smile on her face, surrounded by guys saying whispers of love.
Just for that, I rejected all the invitation to the parties I knew they’ll be in and spent my time with Umewaka-kun and the others.
Punch.
After Kaburagi make his relationship with Wakaba-chan know publicly, would there be any bad rumors about me? About being unwanted…
Uwaaaaah, I don’t want that…
Then even guys from upper class wouldn’t want me as their bride.
What would happen then!? Living on my own, with Okaa-sama and Tanuki, while Onii-sama already with his third child…
Will I be called aunt Reika for the rest of my life!?
I came back to my sense as a hand was placed on my shoulder. Huh? Fellow Stalking Horse? And…
There are a few others, a group of high schoolers like us, watching. But why!? What’re they watching…Oh.
Oh.
What displayed in front of me was my score.
“Wow…she actually broke it…”
“Unbelievable, the highest score…”
“Amazing. She’s stronger than you, Takashi! And to think you’re even the president of the karate club!”
For some reason one of them came up to Fellow Stalking Horse and said,
“You better come clean if you had done anything wrong. That girl is not to be messed with.”
“Yeah dude. Are you sure you didn’t do anything to make her angry? Wouldn’t want that face to be destroyed now, do you?”
The guy called Takashi, a burly male similar to Iwamuro-kun came up to me. With that kind of yakuza-like face, he looked at me with worshipping eyes.
That looked eerily familiar somehow. And Fellow Stalking Horse…
“…Kisshouin. It’s been bothering me for a while but, are you that stressed out?”
Anyhow, the guys were bothering us so much that we couldn’t stay much longer. They were kind, but a little annoying. Fellow Stalking Horse also said,
“Your believers in Zuiran are troublesome enough…” and he apparently didn’t want me to collect others outside of Zuiran as well.
As if!
What unfounded rumors!
Kaburagi, Enjou, and now Fellow Stalking Horse! Why are these top three of Zuiran spreading rumors about me like there’s no tomorrow!?
About me collecting Chinese Zodiacs! Being a father-con! And having believers!
Why couldn’t they spread rumors about Tsuruhana for a change!?
WHY MUST IT HAD TO BE REIKA!?
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Incidentally, it was also time for lunch.
***
Akihabara was quite famous among tourists. For those otaku who love anime and manga, it’s a perfect spot. Among locals, their electronics are a lot cheaper than other places, so they too frequented to this place. And Akihabara too was famous for their…
Maid Café.
I’ve never experienced a maid café before. Both in my past life as well as my current life. Despite the Kisshouin family having their own maids at home, that didn’t mean I’m not curious about it. Anyway, I dragged Fellow Stalking Horse to the most popular Maid Café here at Akihabara.
“Huh? Why Maid Café?” It’s because I’m curious!
The moment we entered, we were greeted by the sight of maids welcoming us with a smile. They even gave both of us a bunny shaped ears as we sat down. The café itself seemed to be popular with males, so I don’t really think Fellow Stalking Horse looked odd here. For some reason I could feel many stares upon our table. Both from the customers and the maids.
As a few among the maids were blushing, it’s probably due to Fellow Stalking Horse’s face. And as for the male customers, I’d like to believe it’s my rococo styled hair that caught their attention. Ah, there’s the menu.
“What would you like, Mizusaki-kun?”
Hmmm, compared to the ones I used to, it didn’t have that much option but…!
An omurice! A commoner’s omurice! I’ll have that!
Apparently Fellow Stalking Horse was hungry, so he chose the Katsu-curry.
“…And for the drinks, we’ll have the tea, please.” I smiled. Fellow Stalking Horse was still looking at the menu. Are you not done yet?
To my shock, he ordered a strawberry parfait. When the maid offered the combo deals, with a special photoshoot session with the maid, he asked for my opinion. Why!? But having a picture would be a good memory so I agree.
“I’m surprised you even asked me about it, Mizusaki-kun.”
“I’m not interested in that, so it’s your choice, Kisshouin.”
Ehhh!? You didn’t want to join us? But it’s your heartbreak journey! The maid also looked cute in their uniform! Wasn’t this a wonderful encounter!?
“What’s wrong?” asked Fellow Stalking Horse when I sighed longingly, staring at the maids.
“I wonder if I could wear that too.” If the Kisshouin family fall, should I get a job as a maid here? It looked fun.
“That uniform you mean? Probably not.” Hey! What. Are you saying that I won’t be as cute as them while wearing one!? What's with that expression? You're imagining it, didn't you!? And even shaking your head too...!
Fellow Stalking Horse!
“Ah. Didn’t you wear a butler suit once during the School Festival?”
“…I did. My classmates insisted on that.” Satomi-kun most of all. That sheep ears, it’s all his idea.
That reminds me!
“Why couldn’t I remember you visiting us at all during the School Festival, Mizusaki-kun?” I accused, leaning forward. Are you ignoring my class because of me? I thought we’re friends! Even Tomoe-senpai visited me during his final year! Enjou and Kaburagi too!
“…Kisshouin. I visited your class every year. But you’re either on a break or busy with other customers.”
Ehhh!? But why didn’t you call for me!? I could have ignored Kaburagi and serve you! Truly!
I gave a sheepish smile in return as he sighed.
“Oh, by the way, Kisshouin. I think you need to check your phone now. It kept vibrating incessantly when I held it earlier.”
…I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
From my experience, there’s only one person who was rude enough to call or mail me without taking a hint.
He definitely wanted to tell me about his confession with Wakaba-chan. I’m sure of it.
Considering how the manga went, I guess it’s safe to say that it worked out. However,
The dignified Kaburagi Masaya in the manga was a whole lot different from this laughingstock right here so I’m still unsure. Should I take a look at the mail?
But…
As if on cue, the phone rang again, and again – without stopping.
What the hell.
Kaburagi, couldn’t you find another person to talk about your feelings? It’s already five minutes! Are you that desperate!?
Enjouuuu! Where the heck did he run off to!?
Take this troublesome menace with you!!
“…Are you sure you didn’t want to answer that?”
“O-hohoho. Pay no heeds of it, Mizusaki-kun. I’m sure it’s just some chain messages or some sort.” From a high-schooler with the heart of stalker, more-like.
He’ll give up sooner or later.
See?
I wasted no time before putting Kaburagi and just in case, Enjou in my blacklist. Hopefully he won’t be that pushy and used other people’s phone. I should be able to read those messages peacefully right now.
Huh!?
I thought it was only Kaburagi, but apparently the rest of my friends too had mailed me. What happened?
‘Kisshouin. My confession, she accepted it! We’ll be going to see the winter illumination this weekend! Where do you think is the best spot?’
‘What should I do!? She even kissed my cheek before leaving!’
‘Come to our usual meeting place. I’ve got a lot of thing to talk about my next date.’
‘Are you there yet?’
‘Kisshouin! Where are you!? It’s been half an hour already. How much longer do you want me to wait!?’
‘Oi! Shuusuke told me you’re not in your classroom. Your friends also said they never see you. Where did you go!?
Hmm…To conclude, all Kaburagi’s messages indicate that his confession was accepted, as he later wanted to ask me about the perfect date spot for commoners.
And urgh… A kiss on the cheek?
So you’re saying it was Wakaba-chan who took the initiative? And what did you do, Kaburagi!? Standing there blushing while holding your cheek!?
As for the rest,
‘Reika-sama! At the cafeteria earlier, Kaburagi-sama and Takamichi-san were holding hands!’
‘What should we do, Reika-sama!? Kaburagi-sama just declared that he and Takamichi-san were dating!’
‘Kisshouin-san, it seems like Takamichi-san has accepted Masaya’s confession. And Masaya told me that you were ignoring all his messages. Where are you?’
‘Reika-san! What’s this about Kaburagi-sama and that girl!? Where are you!!?’
‘Kisshouin-san, where did you and Mizusaki run off to? It’s chaos right now!’
‘Reika-sama? I heard you were sick? Was it serious!? About Takamichi-san and Kaburagi-sama…Reika-sama, how about we go somewhere? A trip with the rest of the handicrafts club…I’m sure things will be just fine after that.’
‘Kisshouin-san. Kaburagi-kun just confessed to me this morning…and I accepted it’.
That one was from Wakaba-chan.
And the others…were sending me condolence messages. What’s this about me being heartbroken!? Who!? Stop with the misconception already!
“By the way, Mizusaki-kun…Have you checked your phone?”
“Huh? No, I forgot to charge it yesterday. Why?”
“Uh…nothing, nothing.”
So he’s not aware of it yet. So am I supposed to be doing the explaining? Uwahh, I don’t want to. I make sure to carefully avoided making eye contact with the guy sitting opposite me.
The food has arrived. Apparently, to make the meal more delicious, you need to chant a few phrases with some cutesy gestures. Fellow Stalking Horse refused to though. So I did it for his meal as well.
It’s kind of fun though. For some reason, Fellow Stalking Horse looked away right after I finished. The tip of his ears were red.
Anyway, the maid also drew love on my omurice. It tasted just like the one in my previous life. Yum~
After the meal, the same maid came with the parfait Fellow Stalking Horse ordered. Ooooh, it looked quite good. For some reason Fellow Stalking Horse placed the strawberry parfait in front of me. Huh?
“Well, aren’t you in a bad mood?”
Eh? So it was for me!? Was it because my action in the arcade? You still remember such a flimsy thing?
…Fellow Stalking Horse!
I was wrong. You truly are the best of them all. More than Enjou, even more so than that damn Kaburagi. You are truly a prince among the cow dungs.
I wanted to cry…
I’ll definitely pray for your successful love life, vice chief!
Fear not! This is simply a mere obstacle in life!
Look at me and Tomoe-senpai! It didn’t hurt that much after a while! It only took a few tears…a week of crying…erasing all those fun memories…Watching as the love of your life smiling happily at his lover…
No, no!
Anyway, I’ll support you! You’ll definitely persevere, comrade!
As a thanks for your generosity, please, have some of this parfait! No need to be shy! Here, I’ll feed you.
"...No, I don't need it..."
"Goodness, there's no need to be shy, Mizusaki-kun. Here!"
"..."
“How is it?”
“…It’s quite good. Better than expected.” Oh, really? Then I’ll have some too.
“Kisshouin, that spoon…”
Huh? What’s wrong, buddy?
Wow, he’s right! The taste of the fresh strawberry truly is delightful. Sweet~
What are you looking at? Is there something on my face? Or…could it be you want another? Huh? No? Alright then.
We ended our meal with a photography session with the maid of our choosing. Initially, Fellow Stalking Horse wanted to just stand in the corner and watch, but since this is our memory together, I pulled him beside me and smiled at the camera.
The picture in the end was pretty. The maid even wrote a little message on the bottom.
I asked for two copies, for both myself and Fellow Stalking Horse.
***
Thinking about Kaburagi’s messages earlier, my guilt towards my vice-chief skyrocketed to the extreme. The scene of him coming to his home, and opening the mails from others. Uwahhh… Just imagining such a sight broke my heart already…
What should I do?
It’s not like I could just tell him to forget about Wakaba-chan right away. The manga Mizusaki Arima, I only saw him smiling sadly at their backs without another word…And to think such a cool person broke down while a few tears trailing down from his eyes…
I COULDN’T JUST IGNORE IT!
Akihabara, Akihabara. What else is here? Maid Café, electronics, games, cosplays, anime and…! That’s it!
“Mizusaki-kun, let’s go to the Manga Café! You read those, didn’t you, Mizusaki-kun?”
“Manga? Yeah, sort of.”
Boys his age probably went for the shounen manga. Things like adventure, friendship and stuff. Hmm…I’ve read several of them in my previous life but…!
That’s not my objective.
Let me show you Fellow Stalking Horse.
The world of shoujo romance!
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.
.
While Manga Café was relatively common in Japan, the one we went to has a more classical kind of atmosphere. It somehow felt like we were transported into another world. A magical world, with the serene sound of music played the moment we entered, to the aesthetical design of the café itself.
Thankfully I did my research first before going.
Anyway, we were given a briefing regarding the service that was offered. An option between usage of café only or an additional private room. As I believe a lot of time was needed for fellow Stalking Horse to understand the world of romance, I chose the latter.
A key was given for the customers who used the private room.
“Wow, I can’t believe this place actually exist.”
Rightttt!? It’s like a library filled with manga, old and new. Ooooh, that one! The whole series!? I’ve been searching for them for so long! Uwahhhh!
This is heaven!
This one! That one too! I want it all!
“Wait. You’re taking that much books!?”
“What do mean ‘that much’, Mizusaki-kun? I’m not done yet.”
This was barely enough to satisfy me. Not to mention we need to find the books for you as well. Hmmm…manga that centered around the second lead romance…Let me recall my memories back.
As expected, Fellow Stalking Horse immediately went for the shounen section. Boys…
Anyhow, the private room they provided us with, a flat type room is quite cozy to lay on. They also gave us free drinks alongside the room, but I don’t think that’s possible for now. It would be bad if the drink somehow got spilled here now, wouldn’t it…
It’s soft! Laying down while reading manga is the best!
“…Kisshouin, do you really not notice my presence in this room? Your legs… you do realize that you’re currently wearing a skirt now, do you?”
“Oh my, sorry Mizusaki-kun.” I suppose my daily sessions of yoga caused me to do it just as I’m laying down. Huh?
“Take this to cover your legs,” exclaimed Fellow Stalking Horse as he laid his blazer on me.
Goodness, does it bother him that much?
I patted the space next to me. You can lie down as well, comrade. What, no? You don’t want to?
Fellow Stalking Horse opted to lean against the wall it seems. There were about five books next to him. Unlike me, who hoarded fifteen at once. I also handed him three extra shoujo manga which he took after a while.
“Why are you giving me this?”
Of course it’s to help you, comrade!
“That’s why Mizusaki-kun. You shouldn’t give up because your heart’s been broken once.”
As they say, there’s a lot of fish in the sea. With your looks, I’m sure you’ll get someone in no time!
As we read, the conversation between us flows naturally.
“Have you ever read a romance manga, Mizusaki-kun?”
“No, I’m not interested in that kind of things.”
Ehhhhh…Even though you’re the second lead in the manga?
“What’s with that expression? Is it that surprising? I don’t think any of my friends actually interested in it.”
Oh really?
Hmmm… Oniisama likes travel magazines, not romance so that’s reasonable. I’m not sure about Imari-sama though. What kind of stuff did he read for him to be the Casanova Village Chief, I wonder? But his fellow villager, Enjou Shuusuke described romance as something to experience, not to be watched.
No wonder our villages still couldn’t coexist until now.
For me, who engulfed myself with romance in books and dramas, as well as Fellow Stalking Horse who’s never even interested in it..
Lucky them, being surrounded by girls, going on a date with their significant other while the Forever Alone Villagers spending their free time reading manga. Hmph!
Speaking of which, that Kaburagi. Didn’t he like all this romantic stuff? Traditional romance, according to Enjou. But even with all those knowledge, he still couldn’t woo a woman properly.
Handmade necklace?
Covering her house with roses?
Tsk.
I wonder what’ll happen to him if Enjou and I didn’t interfere. It must’ve been a lot more pathetic than it currently was, his pursuit I mean.
But still, even with all that regressing qualities, he actually managed to get a girlfriend before I do.
Why!?
I immediately sat up and turned to my vice chief. I tugged his sleeve to get his attention and leaned forward.
“Huh? Kisshouin? What is it?” said Fellow Stalking Horse as he held my shoulders.
“Mizusaki-kun, as a man, who do you think is the prettiest girl in Zuiran? How would you rank me?”
“…What brought this up?” He said as he averted his gaze.
Hey, it’s just a question. Why wouldn’t you answer me? Don’t tell me…!
“Mizusaki-kun!” I exclaimed before gasping. “Could it be, I’m the ugliest…!?”
Hey, look at me! Am I really!? Am I really that ugly!? Could it be due to my rococo hair? Or...my old-fashioned face!? Answer me, Fellow Stalking Horse!
“Stop shaking me already. You’re pretty, alright!?”
Say that while looking at my face comrade. If you dare looked at your right, it’s over buddy!
“How pretty? Among the girls in Zuiran, what is my rank? Top 10? Top 3?”
“The first, the first! Too close, Kisshouin…”
The first!? Goodness, is that how you see me!? As expected of my vice chief! Now satisfied, I got down from his lap and smiled, returning to my reading.
After 15 minutes,
“So, Mizusaki-kun. If I’m a frog, would you still…”
“I’m begging you, anything but that question.”
Ehhh? Why!?
***
As I flipped the pages and read, Fellow Stalking Horse’s voice rang out.
“By the way, Kisshouin. In these manga you gave me earlier…Do girls really like these type of guys?”
“Huh? What are you talking- Ehhhh, why are you reading that!?” That’s mineeee!
“What do you mean, ‘why’? You gave me this earlier.”
“No, no, no! That’s the wrong one!” I attempted to give him the ones where the second lead get their happy ending as well, not that!
Unlike my recommendation for Fellow Stalking Horse, my own reading list was basically made up of wish-fulfilling fantasies. Not to mention the toxic kind of male lead who was later transformed into a better person by the female protagonist. I mean, it’s either a playboy, a jerk, or a pushy asshole. Incidentally, the second male leads they provided us with are a lot better in terms of personality and chemistry.
It’s kind of similar to ‘You Are My Dolce’.
Kaburagi Masaya, Takamichi Wakaba and Mizusaki Arima.
As for his question earlier… Do you have to glance at me like that, Fellow Stalking Horse..
“Kisshouin, you’re not looking for this kind of guys in reality now, do you?” Asked Fellow Stalking Horse with a worried expression.
“O-Of course not!” As if I would subjected myself to such torture!
I only like reading about it, not experiencing it myself... Imagine how much headache would I get, facing hurdles after hurdles to protect our love. Also, I’m not a masochist…
Just look at how much stress I was under due to Kaburagi alone. Adding more would be detrimental to my beauty.
But if it ever happened in real life, then I would definitely choose the second lead immediately.
Just like…
“…What?”
“No, nothing.”
To Fellow Stalking Horse who was gazing at me strangely, I gave a bright smile.
***
Apparently the manga café was too cozy. The food there was more delicious than I previously thought, and after reading a few more books, sleep came by naturally.
I woke up to see several messages from Oniisama and the driver. Thankfully it’s only been a few minutes, so they shouldn’t be that much worried.
I wonder if Oniisama knew about me skipping school today. He won’t blame me, would he? The Entrance Exams are already over, after all.
I supposed Fellow Stalking Horse too was a bit tired from all his work, seeing as he’s still sleeping next to me.
Thank goodness.
I was afraid that I behave inappropriately while sleeping. Hopefully I’m not drooling or anything like that.
Anyway, Fellow Stalking Horse…
This is the first time I saw him being like this. One of the rare times when his face would look peaceful.
Being the Student Council President, he was surely under a lot of stress, especially when his tenure was filled with troublesome Pivoine Presidents, such as Youko-sama and Kaburagi. Not to mention the aggressiveness of the two was something else. Unfortunately, it was always Wakaba-chan who got the short end of the stick.
And Fellow Stalking Horse, the defender of all Zuiran students too share the same burden, since he’s the person who couldn’t possibly see such injustice happened in front of his eyes. Even with his limited power, he tried to fight.
I truly admire his dedication.
Therefore, a part of me actually rooted for him to get Wakaba-chan’s heart.
But seeing as this world too flow according to the manga, at least when it comes to romance, Fellow Stalking Horse could be considered as pitiful.
…The same also could be said about Kisshouin Reika.
The day of the graduation.
When the time finally arrive,
…Would I truly lose everything?