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-Group Chat-
Faith
Gunn
Angel
Spike
Kennedy
Faith: ANGELKSBDSYEN
Faith: SAVE MEEEEE
Angel: I don’t know where you are, and I can’t come
Faith: WHY NOOOOOOT
Angel: I’m on a double date apparently
Gunn: Haha, Cordy got him and Spike to go out with her and Doyle
Faith: Lmao, you’re gonna die
Faith: NOT AFTER I HAVE THO I NEED TO BE SAVED
Angel: Faith, what’s going on?
Faith: WESLEY WANTS TO TUTOR ME IN EVERYTHING IM OBVIOUSLY FAILING SO IM HIDING IN A CLOSET
Spike: What is it with you two and hiding in closets?
Faith: I will tell you again, beg you again, SAVE ME.
Spike: Yeah, we can't really go anywhere
Angel: We’re kind of stuck
Spike: And Cordelia just asked us who we were texting to so we really gotta go now bye
Faith: Guess I’ll just die then
Kennedy: Want a strong woman to save you?
Faith: YES KENNEDY HELP ME
Kennedy: Only if you give me the cute redhead’s number
Faith: I think she has a girlfriend
Kennedy: Oh
Kennedy: Well, I can work around that
-Private Chat-
Willow
Kennedy
Hey
I’m seeing someone
Worth a shot
-Group Chat-
Buffy
Willow
Xander
Oz
Cordelia
Buffy: Hey do you guys know where Giles is?
Buffy: I’ve been looking all over for him, can’t find him
Xander: nope
Cordelia: Nah, I haven’t seen him, sorry
Willow: You passed by his house yet?
Buffy: I’m about to, I’ll text you back
-28 minutes later-
Buffy: Okay, I am officially traumatized
Willow: What’s wrong?
Buffy: I came by Giles’ house, right?
Xander: yeah?
Buffy: Guess who opened the door…
Oz: Giles?
Buffy: Ethan. Rayne.
Xander: NO
Cordelia: Wait, Buffy, you sure?
Buffy: Absolutely
Buffy: He just kind of...stood there
-Private Chat-
Buffy
Giles
Buffy, talk to me.
no.
Well, I’m sorry but am I not allowed to have a personal life?
no
Why?
Because, you’re...very very old and its...gross
Ah.
-2 hours later-
Wait, didn’t you have a girlfriend?
-Group Chat-
Buffy
Willow
Xander
Oz
Cordelia
Buffy: So…Giles and that Olivia woman broke up…
Willow: I kind of figured
Buffy: Does this make Giles Spike’s stepdad?
Xander: uhh…
Buffy: That’s weird
Buffy: Like
Buffy: That’s really weird
Willow: Well, you’re not dating anymore
Buffy: Still weird
Buffy: They’ve known each other since like, forever
Buffy: Giles probably knew Spike’s mom… personally
-Group Chat-
Buffy
Angel
Willow
Xander
Spike
Anya
Tara
Cordelia
Wesley
Fred
Gunn
Lorne
Doyle
Buffy: WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY GAY???
Spike: Awww, straight girl feels left out?
Buffy: Hey, who said I was straight?
Cordelia: You did
Tara: Multiple times, actually.
Willow: Pretty sure you said it today…
Buffy: OKAY FINE I SAY A LOT OF THINGS
Buffy: I’m just saying…endless possibilities
Buffy: BUT THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT
Doyle: …What is it?
Buffy: GILES.
Buffy: GILES IS DATING SPIKE’S DAD
Spike: Well, yeah, I knew that
Angel: Yeah, I did, too
Tara: Known for a while, actually.
Fred: He’s pretty open about it :3
Buffy: W H A T ???
Spike: Wait, you seriously didn’t know that?
Buffy: …no
Spike: Isn’t Giles your sort of dad?
Buffy: …yeah
Spike: How didn’t you know?
Buffy: I don’t get into his…personal life…
Buffy: It’s gross ._.
Fred: I get that :3
Lorne: Freddles, dear…
Fred: What? :3
Spike: …Do you know like one emoticon?
Fred: :c
Spike: Oh, I guess not
Fred: I like it…
Lorne: It’s cute, sweetie, dw
Fred: :3