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my childhood (it does not matter now)
i don’t like winter because it is too cold
the snow is so white it hurts my eyes and i think the snowman in
my yard looks creepy why does he have rocks as eyes
honestly winter clothes make me look fat
i never understood why people liked this season
christmas is for happy families and just an excuse
to eat pudding while getting presents for relatives you hate (probably)
and pretending that santa was the one who left them
under a pine tree with a glowing star you got from the dollar store
i’ve never done that and i don’t want to
i’d rather have easter instead
i don’t like spring because it is too colourful
why do the flowers all bloom at the same time
the pollen makes me sneeze and my
skin itches from all the fur and grass and bees in the air
i never understood why people liked this season
easter is for children and just an excuse
to run around in the fields while blowing dandelions and
hunting for chocolate eggs that were hidden in plain sight
yet the adults still congratulate their kids as they proudly hold up
their treasure like they’ve achieved some incredible feat
i’ve never done that and i don’t want to
i’d rather have summer break instead
i don’t like summer because it is too humid
the beach is no longer fun and the sand burns my feet
my sunscreen is sticky and i have to tie up my hair
or it would get all limp from my sweat
i never understood why people liked this season
independence day is for patriotic bastards and just an excuse
to go to a barbeque and eat until you’re stuffed
while watching some marching band walk by your neighbourhood
there’s bound to be some kid dressed up as captain america
because he thinks july fourth is steve’s birthday in the comics (is it?)
i’ve never done that and i don’t want to
i’d rather have halloween instead
i don’t like fall because it is too foggy
orange is a horrible colour in my opinion and i can barely see
the road in front of me so i tend to step on some
overripe fruit that fell from the tree and my shoes would be ruined
i never understood why people liked this season
halloween is for weird nerds and just an excuse
to dress up as edgy characters that are really not that scary and
knock on random doors even though mother said
not to eat strangers’ candies lest they drug and kidnap you
well maybe this is an exception and you can finally gorge on sweets
i’ve never done that and i don’t want to
i’d rather have christmas instead