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{Aizawa has created Class 1-A GC}
{Aizawa has added DIEnamite, TrueKakashi, TheHamburglerBut30, and 18 others}
Aizawa: Alright, before Blood King attempts to throw me in a shallow grave
Aizawa: Shinshou and Monoma, Welcome to Class-1A
Aizawa: Don't fucking break it
{Aizawa Has Logged off}
DIEnamite: WHAT IN FUCKS HOLY NAME
CrocsAreValid: Amen
Newton'sAHoe: Oh! please tell me this means Mineta is expelled!
KermitKin: Or dead
KermitKin: We have no preference
ThorKin: OOF
JustDissapointed: TSUYU
DIEnamite: Fuck off Glasses we all thought it, Kermit is just the one who said it first.
DesignatedDecorater: RT Bakugou
KermitKin: I feel strangely validated rn
CrocsAreValid: That happens when Bakubro actually agrees with someone
ThorKin: It's true
ThorKin: when he said my essay on Romeo and Juliet had an okay thesis I ascended to another plane of existence
90'sLavaLamp: The same thing happened to me
90'sLavaLamp: Bakugou said I used the least eye-offending Eyeliner in the dorm, I found Nirvana
DIEnamite: FUCK OFF YA HEATHENS, WE NEED TO INTERROGATE THE NEW SHITS
DIEnamite: Is the purple shit stain gone for fucking good?
TheHamburglerBut30: yes
TheHamburglerBut30: I'm your replacement purple bitch
TheHamburglerBut30: This version drinks respect women juice daily
ThorKin: HELL YESSSSSSSSSS!
ThorKin: MAJOR UPGRADE!
90'sLavaLamp: OHHH ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)
ThorKin: Wh-What
ThorKin: What The Fuck is that?
Newton'sAHoe: I fear no man
Newton'sAHoe: But that
Newton'sAHoe: That scares me
DIEnamite; Whatever the fuck it is
DIEnamite: PUT IT BACK
DIEnamite: We're not done with Truth or Torture yet
TheHamburglerBut30:........I am afraid
TheHamburglerBut30: But also intrigued
CrocsAreValid: That's good! That means you'll survive!
TheMid2000's: That's good! That means you'll survive!
TheMid2000's: Holy Shit Kiri
DesignatedDecorater: It's a Bakusquad thing don't worry!
TheMid2000's: I Worry
TheMid2000's: I worry A LOT!
ThorKin: Anway, torture aside! We still need to interrogate Monoma
TheMid2000's: Torture Aside
TheMid2000's: I'm texting Momo she has to look at this shit
ThorKin: So Monoma how come you got transferred too?
DIEnamite: Yeah you walking meme
DIEnamite: I thought you hated ALL OUR FUCKING ASSES
TrueKakashi: I
TrueKakashi: I didn't know this was happening
TrueKakashi: Eraserhead just straight up propelled to my window with his capture weapon
TrueKakashi: Grabbed me, and yeeted me into a room near the French dude
{TraumatizedPepperment has logged on}
TraumatizedPepperment: You survived an alien abduction
TraumatizedPepperment: come see me at a reasonable hour
TraumatizedPepperment: And we Will find out why
{TraumatizedPepperment has logged off}
ThorKin: AghskhxjajkakhakhsklahsalkjsklLKSAHKLkhl
TheMid2000's: He logged on, JuSt FoR tHaT?!
DIEnamite: GODDAMNIT ITS THE RETURN OF THEORYOKI
TheHamburglerBut30: Theoryoki?
90'sLavaLamp: Conspiracy Theorist Todoroki= Theoryoki
TrueKakashi: I feel
TrueKakashi: Threatened
DesignatedDecorater: You've survived
DesignatedDecorater: That's all that matters
DIEnamite: Alright Motherfucker, You're traumatized and are fucking useless to us right now
DIEnamite: We finish Talk or Torture at breakfast
DIEnamite: But fucking first
DIEnamite: @Aizawa
DIEnamite: WHY FOUR FUCKING THIRTY!
{Aizawa Has Logged On}
Aizawa: It's easier to kidnap someone in the early morning
Aizawa: Cause the don't expect it
DIEnamite: Understandable
{Aizawa Has Logged Off}
TheMid2000's: BHAKSHAJKAHSBSAN WHAT TEH FUCK
DIEnamite: I respect violence Aux Cord
{TheMid2000's Has Logged Off}
TheHamburglerBut30: I love this fucking class already
ThoKin: And we love you! you should Join the Bakusquad dude
ThorKin: You'd fit in immediately bro
TheHamburglerBut30: You're in the squad right?
Thorkin:..... Yes
TheHamburglerBut30: Alright, ill join
TheHamburglerBut30: Where's the paperwork?
ThorKin: !!!!!!!
90'sLavaLamp: ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)
ThorKin: S T O P. YO. S E L F
DIEnamite: Or we go on fucking strike Pinky
DIEnamite: I'll withhold Mina cookies
90'sLavaLamp: ILL STOP ILL STOP ILL STOP
DIEnamite: Thank Fuck
DIEnamite: Purple Troll Doll, you'll get the damn paperwork in the morning
DIEnamite: You got a soul for the down payment?
TheHamburglerBut30: I'm sure I can find it before tomorrow
DIEnamite: .......Fucking Mood
DIEnamite:
DIEnamite: I approve