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hi my name is booba i am a normal ADULT girl i mean womam living in the computer world of local host. it is very cool there and i am friends with terminal who makes me delicious tea in the evenings. i ask for no sugar cos i am an ADULT. terminal puts lots of sugar in his tea tho cos he is young in spirit.
’did u kno,’ terminal says to me with a wink, ‘this is git tea’
‘what is git tea’ i ask, afraid but also strangely aroused. i havent met git befor but the idea of steeping him in boiling water sounds sexy.
but before terminal can respond sirens blare out and the red emergency phone starts to ring.
‘egad!’ says terminal. ‘my hearing aides! booba tan please answer thd
phone’ so i did and was amazed to find myself talking to rickhard stalmin!!
‘my mane is ricksard stalmin i am the god of open source’ said rickhard stalmin and i was immediately in awe. ‘i am calling on a matter of grabe importance.'
‘what is it my God’ i asked
‘recently i turned on my tv and i saw git making kissu faces w github!!’ rickhard stalmin exclaimed. ‘this is bad cos github is a massive sellout. his agent is Mi₵ro$oƑt who everyone knows is EVIL and will probably lawsuit all of the innocent foo joes. ur missionh if u choose to accept it is to set git up with a respectable OPEN SOURCE partner, like savannah or forgejo.’
‘for gay joe?’ i asked, confused by this epic enunciation of freedom
‘it is an Esperanto word meaning hot sexy software,’ rickhard stalmin explained. ‘quickly u MUST find git and teach him to have better taste in parters!!
and so my missionh from stalmin begins