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[6:45pm]
Dj has added Gwen, Geoff, Heather and 17 others to “tdi groupchat”
Duncan: tf is this
Dj: geoff told me to make this !!
Dj: it wasnt my idea i swear
Geoff: DUDE!!
Geoff: STOP THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS
Courtney: Why wouldn’t you just make the gc yourself
Courtney: You have everybody’s number too
Geoff: bc if dj made it nobody would be mad
Noah: can i leave
Owen: AWW CMON BUDDY THIS COULD BE FUN!!!!
Gwen: owen i love you but tone down the excitement
Owen: AWW Sorry Gwenny poo!!
Gwen: no problem.
Noah: shes def gritting her teeth rn
Heather: GWENNY POO???? LMAOOOOO
Gwen: girl stfu before i come fight ur ass
Leshawna: GET HER ASS!!
Geoff: ANYWAYSS
Geoff: i made this chat so we could all still be friends!!!
Courtney: I don't wanna still be friends with any of you!!!
Noah: then dont
Courtney: SHUT UP NOAH
Noah: touchy
Alejandro: Oh what’s this?
Noah: oh you’re here..
Geoff: tell me about it
Bridgette: geoff.
Noah: oooh she told u
Geoff: STFUUUU
Lindsay: wait are we all becoming friends again!!!???
Justin: wait why wouldnt we what happened?
Lindsay: im just surprised is all!!!
Lindsay: especially since greta TOTALLY stole courtlyns boyfriend
Gwen: …
Courtney: …
Heather: LMAOOO LINDSIOTTT
Tyler: Lindsay lets go get food somewhere…
Lindsay: OKAY TYLER!!!!
Dj: um anyways!!!
Izzy: GWEN GWEN GWEN
Gwen: what what what
Izzy: LOL THIS IS WHY UR MY FAV
Izzy: ALWAYS MATCHING MY ENERGY
Noah: right bc she totally just matched ur energy there
Alejandro: Would it kill you to use proper grammar, I know you’re smarter than that dear Noah!!
Noah: would it kill u to get a life
Alejandro: I HAVE A LIFE!!!
Izzy: ANYWAYS LOVEBIRDS
Noah: what.
Izzy: gwen omg remember when we were talking ab gay ppl
Heather: yo what
Gwen: what r u talking abt
Izzy: AlEJANDRO AND NOAH LIKE EACH OTHER!!!
Gwen: ohhh i remember talking abt that
Gwen: WAIT WHAT
Alejandro: That’s not even remotely true…
Noah: literally where did u get that from
Gwen: mind ur business smartass
Heather: FIGHT FIGHT FUGTH
Geoff: YEAHHH
Courtney: I'd love to see Gwen get her ass beat..
Heather: LMAOOOOO
literally the lgbt community
(noah, heather, cody and gwen)
Heather: LMAOOO GWEN
Noah: she rlly hates ur ass
Gwen: I KNOW THAT
Gwen: I DONT NEED YOU GUYS REMINDING ME
Heather: shes def sobbing
Noah: fr
tdi group chat
(20 members)
Sierra: IS CODY IN THIS???
Gwen: girl did u just wake up???
Sierra: UNIMPORTNANT IS CODY IN THS???
Dj: yeah i added him
Sierra: I LOVE YOU DJ
Cody: ugh i dont like you dj
Dj: im sorry..
Cody: STOP UR GONNA MAKe ME CRYY
Duncan: pls cry
Noah: i see u finally crawled out of your jail cell
Duncan: oh istg
Alejandro: Now, now
Heather: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Noah: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Duncan: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Alejandro: Wtf…
Gwen: they hate you bruh
Alejandro: How is yours and Courtney’s friendship going, Gwen?
Gwen: …
Harold: how is u and noah al??
Izzy: GAGGED
Alejandro: I’m not even going to bother responding to that.
Noah: tragic
Alejandro: Okay you know what.
Noah: what
Gwen: he wants a lil kissy noah
Gwen: so pucker up
Alejandro: Nevermind.
Harold: thank gosh
Leshawna: ily harold bb
Harold: omg ilyt
Noah: you guys act like a middle school gay couple
Izzy: aww cmon noah
Izzy: dont be jealous of their gay little relationship!!
Owen: LOL SHE GOT YOU THERE
Izzy: THANKS BIG O
Sierra: E SCOPE UR MY IDOL!!!!
Izzy: OMG!!
Heather: someone get the psychos away from each other
Courtney: frrr
Heather: oh em gee dont agree with me
Courtney: WHAT
Trent: bruh now way u said “oh em gee”
Heather: gwen dumped ur ass for duncan
Heather: think ab that
Heather: DUNCAN over you
Trent: BRO
Duncan: tfs wrong w me?!
Heather: oh honey…
Harold: do u want a list
Duncan: ill shove my fist up ur ass if u dont stfu
Noah: kinky
Duncan: why i outta
Lindsay: If it makes you feel better dustin nobody here likes you!!!
Courtney: LMAOOO
Heather: LMAOOO TYLER COME GET UR GIRL
Gwen: the fact that she isnt even trying to be mean😭
Bridgette: thats hilarious
Noah: “thats hilarious” - 😐
Bridgette: 🙄
[10:39am]
Lindsay: wait whos +123 123 1234??
Courtney: That’s Bridgette…
Bridgette: girl do you not have my number saved?
Lindsay: whos bridgette !!
Noah: she’s the one who tried to make out w alejandro but ended up stuck to a pole
Lindsay: OHHHH and she cheated on jeff on national tv!!
Harold: international*
Bridgette: we didnt need a reminder thanks noah !!
Heather: @Gwen @Courtney @Sierra
Heather: do you guys remember the song
Gwen: omg i still go back and listen to it
Sierra: ITS SO CATCHY!!!
Bridgette: can we move on!?!?
Lindsay: OKAY BRIDGET!!!
Bridgette: sigh
Noah: no way u just said that
Gwen: shut up noah you’ve said worse
Noah: shut up gwen ur crush hates u
Heather: OOOHHH
Leshawna: gwen bb u gotta fight back
Courtney: wait does gwen like someone
Gwen: NO
Noah: oop
Izzy: stop being gay noah
Noah: PLEASE kill yoursefl like im begging atp
Heather: noah you already dont have any friends
Heather: do u rlly wanna have the ones u do have to commit suicide
Cody: wait who here is gay
Cody: obviously i know gwen and noah are
Noah: kys
Gwen: stfu cody
Lindsay: IM PAN!!!
Heather: i like girls ig
Gwen: “ig” you drool over every girl u see
Heather: SO DO U
Tyler: wait cody are you gay?
Tyler: obviously theres nothing wrong ab that im just curious
Cody: ur all good! Im trans
Alejandro: I do not have any particular sexual preferences
Alejandro: I just like whoever
Courtney: I’m bi!
literally the lgbt community
(gwen, noah, cody and heather)
Cody: GWEN NOAH DID U SEE THATTTT
Noah: wdym?
Heather: tf u mean wdym ur crush just said he likes whoever
Heather: also gwens ft-ing me rn and shes freaking tf out
Cody: YALL ARE FT-ING WITHOUT US???
Gwen: mbs aylas
Noah: her gayass thoughts rlly got to her head there
Gwen: alejandro shirtless.
Noah: fuck u
Cody: THE GIRLS R FIGHTINGGGG
tdi groupchat
(20 members)
Geoff: GUYS LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!!
Owen: YEAHHHHH
Lindsay: THAT SOUNDS SO FUN!!!!
Noah: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
Trent: noah stop being a baby challenge
Justin: IMPOSSIBLE!!
Gwen: of course u only talk when trent talks
Justin: wdym
Trent: wdym
Gwen: nothing…
Noah: trent pls kys
Izzy: noahs playing t or d !!!
Noah: no im not !!
Geoff: ANYWAYS
Geoff: since we arent playing t or d anymore
Noah: what???
Geoff: what kind of music do yall listen too
Heather: yall
Heather: gwen’s obsessed with phoebe bridgers
Alejandro: that's actually really surprising
Gwen: whats that supposed to mean
Duncan: means you look like you listen to screaming metal pasty
Gwen: who asked u
Justin: anyways !! i started listening to the smiths !!
Gwen: wonder why
Justin: stop that.
Gwen: stop what?
Justin: your weird insinuating stuff
Justin: you…insinuator
Noah: you really ate her up
Justin: omg really!?
Noah: no.
Justin: oh
Trent: noah dont be so pissy to justin😭
Noah: of course you’re defending him
Trent: WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE.