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2023-08-24
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total drama groupchat

Summary:

Noah: gwen that is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

 

Alejandro: It’s not your larger than average nose ?

 

Gwen: noah get wrecked

 

Noah: lets talk ab ur damaged hair.

 

Gwen: lets talk about your tiny ass build

 

Noah: why you looking at my build

 

Gwen: why you touching and twirling my hair?

 

(takes place after Total Drama World Tour)

Notes:

i have high hopes for this fic, im sorry if some of the characters are ooc.

tumblr: sleepfanaticc

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Chapter 1: would it kill you to get a life

Chapter Text

[6:45pm]

 

Dj has added Gwen, Geoff, Heather and 17 others to “tdi groupchat”

 

Duncan: tf is this

 

Dj: geoff told me to make this !!

Dj: it wasnt my idea i swear

 

Geoff: DUDE!!

Geoff: STOP THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS

 

Courtney: Why wouldn’t you just make the gc yourself

Courtney: You have everybody’s number too

 

Geoff: bc if dj made it nobody would be mad

 

Noah: can i leave

 

Owen: AWW CMON BUDDY THIS COULD BE FUN!!!!

 

Gwen: owen i love you but tone down the excitement

 

Owen: AWW Sorry Gwenny poo!!

 

Gwen: no problem.

 

Noah: shes def gritting her teeth rn

 

Heather: GWENNY POO???? LMAOOOOO

 

Gwen: girl stfu before i come fight ur ass

 

Leshawna: GET HER ASS!!

 

Geoff: ANYWAYSS

Geoff: i made this chat so we could all still be friends!!!

 

Courtney: I don't wanna still be friends with any of you!!!

 

Noah: then dont

 

Courtney: SHUT UP NOAH

 

Noah: touchy

 

Alejandro: Oh what’s this?

 

Noah: oh you’re here..

 

Geoff: tell me about it

 

Bridgette: geoff.

 

Noah: oooh she told u

 

Geoff: STFUUUU

 

Lindsay: wait are we all becoming friends again!!!???

 

Justin: wait why wouldnt we what happened?

 

Lindsay: im just surprised is all!!!

Lindsay: especially since greta TOTALLY stole courtlyns boyfriend

 

Gwen: …

 

Courtney: …

 

Heather: LMAOOO LINDSIOTTT

 

Tyler: Lindsay lets go get food somewhere…

 

Lindsay: OKAY TYLER!!!!

 

Dj: um anyways!!!

 

Izzy: GWEN GWEN GWEN

 

Gwen: what what what

 

Izzy: LOL THIS IS WHY UR MY FAV

Izzy: ALWAYS MATCHING MY ENERGY 

 

Noah: right bc she totally just matched ur energy there

 

Alejandro: Would it kill you to use proper grammar, I know you’re smarter than that dear Noah!!

 

Noah: would it kill u to get a life

 

Alejandro: I HAVE A LIFE!!!

 

Izzy: ANYWAYS LOVEBIRDS

 

Noah: what.

 

Izzy: gwen omg remember when we were talking ab gay ppl

 

Heather: yo what

 

Gwen: what r u talking abt

 

Izzy: AlEJANDRO AND NOAH LIKE EACH OTHER!!!

 

Gwen: ohhh i remember talking abt that

Gwen: WAIT WHAT

 

Alejandro: That’s not even remotely true…

 

Noah: literally where did u get that from

 

Gwen: mind ur business smartass

 

Heather: FIGHT FIGHT FUGTH

 

Geoff: YEAHHH 

 

Courtney: I'd love to see Gwen get her ass beat..

 

Heather: LMAOOOOO

 

literally the lgbt community

(noah, heather, cody and gwen)

 

Heather: LMAOOO GWEN 

 

Noah: she rlly hates ur ass

 

Gwen: I KNOW THAT

Gwen: I DONT NEED YOU GUYS REMINDING ME

 

Heather: shes def sobbing

 

Noah: fr

 

tdi group chat

(20 members)

 

Sierra: IS CODY IN THIS???

 

Gwen: girl did u just wake up???

 

Sierra: UNIMPORTNANT IS CODY IN THS???

 

Dj: yeah i added him

 

Sierra: I LOVE YOU DJ

 

Cody: ugh i dont like you dj

 

Dj: im sorry..

 

Cody: STOP UR GONNA MAKe ME CRYY

 

Duncan: pls cry

 

Noah: i see u finally crawled out of your jail cell

 

Duncan: oh istg

 

Alejandro: Now, now

 

Heather: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Noah: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Duncan: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Alejandro: Wtf…

 

Gwen: they hate you bruh

 

Alejandro: How is yours and Courtney’s friendship going, Gwen?

 

Gwen: …

 

Harold: how is u and noah al??

 

Izzy: GAGGED

 

Alejandro: I’m not even going to bother responding to that.

 

Noah: tragic

 

Alejandro: Okay you know what.

 

Noah: what

 

Gwen: he wants a lil kissy noah

Gwen: so pucker up

 

Alejandro: Nevermind.

 

Harold: thank gosh

 

Leshawna: ily harold bb

 

Harold: omg ilyt

 

Noah: you guys act like a middle school gay couple

 

Izzy: aww cmon noah 

Izzy: dont be jealous of their gay little relationship!!

 

Owen: LOL SHE GOT YOU THERE

 

Izzy: THANKS BIG O

 

Sierra: E SCOPE UR MY IDOL!!!!

 

Izzy: OMG!!

 

Heather: someone get the psychos away from each other

 

Courtney: frrr

 

Heather: oh em gee dont agree with me

 

Courtney: WHAT

 

Trent: bruh now way u said “oh em gee”

 

Heather: gwen dumped ur ass for duncan

Heather: think ab that

Heather: DUNCAN over you

 

Trent: BRO

 

Duncan: tfs wrong w me?!

 

Heather: oh honey…

 

Harold: do u want a list

 

Duncan: ill shove my fist up ur ass if u dont stfu

 

Noah: kinky

 

Duncan: why i outta

 

Lindsay: If it makes you feel better dustin nobody here likes you!!!

 

Courtney: LMAOOO

 

Heather: LMAOOO TYLER COME GET UR GIRL

 

Gwen: the fact that she isnt even trying to be mean😭

 

Bridgette: thats hilarious

 

Noah: “thats hilarious” - 😐

 

Bridgette: 🙄



[10:39am]

 

Lindsay: wait whos +123 123 1234??

 

Courtney: That’s Bridgette…

 

Bridgette: girl do you not have my number saved?

 

Lindsay: whos bridgette !!

 

Noah: she’s the one who tried to make out w alejandro but ended up stuck to a pole

 

Lindsay: OHHHH and she cheated on jeff on national tv!!

 

Harold: international*

 

Bridgette: we didnt need a reminder thanks noah !!

 

Heather: @Gwen @Courtney @Sierra

Heather: do you guys remember the song

 

Gwen: omg i still go back and listen to it

 

Sierra: ITS SO CATCHY!!!

 

Bridgette: can we move on!?!?

 

Lindsay: OKAY BRIDGET!!!

 

Bridgette: sigh

 

Noah: no way u just said that

 

Gwen: shut up noah you’ve said worse

 

Noah: shut up gwen ur crush hates u

 

Heather: OOOHHH

 

Leshawna: gwen bb u gotta fight back

 

Courtney: wait does gwen like someone

 

Gwen: NO

 

Noah: oop

 

Izzy: stop being gay noah

 

Noah: PLEASE kill yoursefl like im begging atp

 

Heather: noah you already dont have any friends

Heather: do u rlly wanna have the ones u do have to commit suicide

 

Cody: wait who here is gay

Cody: obviously i know gwen and noah are

 

Noah: kys

 

Gwen: stfu cody

 

Lindsay: IM PAN!!!

 

Heather: i like girls ig

 

Gwen: “ig” you drool over every girl u see

 

Heather: SO DO U

 

Tyler: wait cody are you gay?

Tyler: obviously theres nothing wrong ab that im just curious 

 

Cody: ur all good! Im trans

 

Alejandro: I do not have any particular sexual preferences

Alejandro: I just like whoever

 

Courtney: I’m bi!

 

literally the lgbt community

(gwen, noah, cody and heather)

 

Cody: GWEN NOAH DID U SEE THATTTT

 

Noah: wdym?

 

Heather: tf u mean wdym ur crush just said he likes whoever

Heather: also gwens ft-ing me rn and shes freaking tf out

 

Cody: YALL ARE FT-ING WITHOUT US???

Gwen: mbs aylas

 

Noah: her gayass thoughts rlly got to her head there

 

Gwen: alejandro shirtless.

 

Noah: fuck u

 

Cody: THE GIRLS R FIGHTINGGGG

 

tdi groupchat

(20 members)

 

Geoff: GUYS LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

 

Owen: YEAHHHHH

 

Lindsay: THAT SOUNDS SO FUN!!!!

 

Noah: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP

 

Trent: noah stop being a baby challenge

 

Justin: IMPOSSIBLE!!

 

Gwen: of course u only talk when trent talks

 

Justin: wdym

 

Trent: wdym

 

Gwen: nothing…

 

Noah: trent pls kys

 

Izzy: noahs playing t or d !!!

 

Noah: no im not !!

 

Geoff: ANYWAYS

Geoff: since we arent playing t or d anymore

 

Noah: what???

 

Geoff: what kind of music do yall listen too

 

Heather: yall

Heather: gwen’s obsessed with phoebe bridgers

 

Alejandro: that's actually really surprising

 

Gwen: whats that supposed to mean

 

Duncan: means you look like you listen to screaming metal pasty

 

Gwen: who asked u

 

Justin: anyways !! i started listening to the smiths !!

 

Gwen: wonder why

 

Justin: stop that.

 

Gwen: stop what?

 

Justin: your weird insinuating stuff

Justin: you…insinuator

 

Noah: you really ate her up

 

Justin: omg really!?

 

Noah: no.

 

Justin: oh

 

Trent: noah dont be so pissy to justin😭

 

Noah: of course you’re defending him

 

Trent: WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE.