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2023-10-09
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i can kill you in a heartbeat (you've already jailed my heart)

Summary:

Toji and Megumi accidentally hop to another dimension. A very, very dark one. Villains roam like roaches and heroes drop like flies. Unfortunately for these motherfuckers, they've never met the Ten Shadows and his father, the Sorcerer Killer.

ALTERNATIVE SUMMARY (ROM-COM style):

Bruce Wayne, a single father, billionaire, playboy, caped vigilante meets Toji Zenin who is also a single father but is broke, a fuckboy, and hired killer. Tensions are high, but their libido is higher. Watch as Gotham's caped crusader discovers a mysterious new entity in the crime ridden streets of his city while also dealing with his new-found dislike for a certain spiky-haired boy's egocentric father.

Would our hero remain victorious and save the day or will he fall into the arms of this mysterious stranger whose dark eyes hold deep secrets... and forbidden promises?

Notes:

I AM CACKLING LIKE A GODDAMN LUNATIC. AHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHA. I dreamt of this lol. I was reading Dark Matter (spiderman travels to DCEU fic) then I watched the latest episode of JJK (it rekindled some *inappropriate* thoughts I've had about Toji) then I was bored and trying to sleep so I somehow read some SCP foundation shit and some Lovecraftian horror. I fell asleep then BOOOMMM. I dreamt of this. That's all.

Chapter 1: author's warning

Summary:

Please read this chapter even if this is a filler/ author's note chapter. Otherwise, you'd probably get shocked at the direction of this story. Update (11/11/2023): Added some new warnings to the story, also added some new ramblings in this A/N chapter so please read if you hate surprises. I am also very verbose in this note so beware.

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First and foremost, this is a canon divergent fic. I have read the JJK manga and watched the anime but have NEVER watched the batman films or even read the comics. Correction (11/11/2023): I just remembered watching Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy but that was a long time ago and it was dubbed in my own language so sketchy accuracy, I was also very young at that time so I may have remembered things wrongly. What I strongly remember is the vibes. The feeling that I got watching those shows. I thought Batman was cool as fuck and I felt like it awakened something in me. I rewatched some clips and hooo boy, Bruce's charisma was off the charts or maybe I just like unhinged billionaire playboys (*cough*Tony Stark* cough). 

 

I just recently watched The Batman (2022) and Battinson is creeping on my heart. Hear me out, Bale meatriders, I am not going to completely change this fic's batman to Robert's portrayal. His Batman feels young since this Batman is just 2 years into his vigilante work. I need my Batman to be older, more seasoned especially since he's already got the batfam assembled. Robert's Bruce is obviously not suited for that. So, I'm making an executive decision. This fic's portrayal of Bruce is going to be mostly Bale's charisma (read: beauty) sprinkled with Affleck's experience with a dash of Robert's emo.

 

In simple terms, Bruce is going to be a chimera. This fic's Batman is a motherfucking monster. Dears, you can call me Victor Frankenstein since I'm going to be cutting up all Batman portrayals that I appreciated, taking what I liked from each actors' acting then leaving the rest behind.

 

I read a lot of cross overs with batfam characters like Dark Matter and some other fics I can't name off the top of my head. I will probably not get their tone right, character wise, they would have imperfect tones. Which means they can be OOC. Sorry guys, I am writing fanfiction because it makes me happy. I will understand if you have an opinion regarding the characters' behavior/attitude/personality but I won't accept hate. If you can suggest any fanfic, film or show, no comics (not too long please, I prefer fanfics as well) that I can watch to at least do the bat characters justice then please suggest. Helpful comments are welcome, unhelpful criticisms and hate are not welcome.

 

Please bear in mind, what I've said in my beginning notes, regarding what media I consumed before dreaming of this fic AHHHAHAHAHA. You might be shocked of the direction this fic takes. Don't say I didn't warn you. Also, if you've read my other fics before, you know the drill regarding my male leads *evil cackle*. 

 

Bruce Wayne -  February 19, 1979 = 6’2

Toji Zenin - December 31, 1981 = 6’10