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-Group Chat-
Buffy
Xander
Willow
Buffy: GUYS WHY DID I JUST FIND TWO OF MY EXES MAKING OUT IN A COFFEE SHOP?
Xander: ah, Riley and Angel are at it again?
Buffy: NOT RILEY NO
Xander: WAIT YOU'RE SERIOUS?
Buffy: [one attachment]
Willow: You know, that actually makes a lot of sense
Buffy: FUCK
Xander: what?
Buffy: I THINK THEY SAW ME
-Private Chat-
Buffy
Spike
Buffy, did you just take a picture of Angel and me?
I won’t deny nor confirm…
Buffy…
Wait, since when are you two gay?
-Group Chat-
Buffy
Angel
Willow
Xander
Spike
Anya
Tara
Cordelia
Wesley
Fred
Gunn
Lorne
Doyle
Buffy: Damn, I really have to be the single one again
Spike: Buffy
Angel: No
Buffy: Fine, I won’t…
Cordelia: Uhm, what is this about?
Buffy: Nothing, definitely not involving a coffee shop
Lorne: Ah, Spike and Angel finally kissed?
Cordelia: EXCUSE ME WHAT
Lorne: God, I can’t be the only one who noticed the tension, the lingering looks, the fighting, THE VIBES SCREAM GAY
Anya: I agree, Spike and Angel always seemed to be wanting to have sex with each other
Angel: Gee, thanks guys
Cordelia: Wait, so it’s true?
Cordelia: OH MY GOD WE CAN GO ON DOUBLE DATES
Angel: @Buffy See, this is why I didn’t want you to tell them
Buffy: I think you brought this upon yourself, Angel
Doyle: Can someone please explain to me why Cordelia is currently going on and on about places to go on double dates?
Buffy: Spike and Angel are big gay
Doyle: Ah
Angel: BUFFY
Angel: Spike, why haven’t you said anything yet?
Spike: Sorry, Liam, I don’t fight these battles
Cordelia: OHMYGOD YOU CALLED HIM LIAM
Spike: Okay, I’ll help you flee now
-read by Fred, Gunn, Wesley, Tara, Xander and Willow around 0:34 AM-
-Private Chat-
Spike
Angel
SPIKE I NEED YOU
Well, that’s nothing new
WILLIAM, I’M SERIOUS
What, we doing legal names now, Liam?
I’M SERIOUS HELP ME
Okay, okay, what’s wrong
CORDELIA
Ah
Where are you?
In the closet
No, we’re out of that
I mean the closet in Willow and Tara’s dorm
Oh
Wait why are you with the lesbians?
Never mind, I’ll come to rescue you
My hero
Yeah yeah, I know
-Group Chat-
Buffy
Angel
Willow
Xander
Spike
Anya
Tara
Cordelia
Wesley
Fred
Gunn
Lorne
Doyle
Spike: We gave in
Angel: Sorry
Xavier: gave in to what?
Xavier: OH
Buffy: Ha!
Buffy: You have to go on double dates with Cordelia now!
Cordelia: Hey!
Doyle: I’m not forcing you to do anything
Angel: Good friend
Anya: Wait, why didn’t @Spike want to go on double dates when you and Buffy were together?
Buffy: Like I’d allow that
Spike: I don’t want to go on a double date
Angel: Will, we have to go
Spike: Yeah, right bye then
-Group Chat-
Spike
Angel
Buffy
Spike: So?
Angel: No.
Buffy: No.
Spike: What do you people have against threesomes?