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2025-03-31
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2025-10-09
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What the fu-frick is a school? (Orphans' edition)

Summary:

What if Yokohama had finally opened its borders for a select group of students? What if, said students, belonged to Yuuei high school and are a part of the year 1 heroics classes?

OR

Nedzu reaches out to Mori, asking to cash in a favour, the favour being that Mori Ougai allows a group of nine students to enter Yokohama and study alongside the other hero students there.

What Nedzu doesn’t know is that Mori Ougai is most definitely NOT a co-principal/founder of Koritsu high school. Why the rat even believed the slimy doctor in the first place? No idea.

However, this causes a bit of a problem as the Armed Detective agency and the Port Mafia scurry over to create a make-believe school.

OR OR

Every main member of the ADA and PM get turned back into 16 year olds except for Kunikida, Yosano, Kouyou, Hirotsu and of course, the co-founders Mori and Fukuzawa.

Koritsu High is now in place as Yuuei students come over for 2 months!!

[Yes i changed the title cs this one feels better]
(Mb for long summary gng)

Notes:

First chapter is kinda like a prologue? (Psst I forgot to name the last member in the tags so js remember, it’s Kendo, her tag is at the end)

AND!

I HAVE VERY UNEVEN WRITING SCHEDULES SO UNLESS I SAY DISCONTINUED, IT IS STILL GOING!!!

(Skk fluff fics inspired me for some reason)

SWEARING, I WILL SWEAR QUITE A LOT BC THESE ARE ADULTS AND MENTALLY CHALLENGED MAN-CHILDREN. SWEARING!!! Pleaseeeeee read the tags before u continue! (I don’t add spoilers to my tags dw)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Elise was most definitely not happy today. Rintarou hadn’t even gotten her the cake she asked for 20 whole minutes ago. Honestly! Just because she was an ability didn’t mean the stinky old doctor could just ignore her requests! She let out a hmph as Mori continued chatting idly on the phone. He seemed calm but being his ability gave her some quirks. She could sense what the doctor was feeling and what he needed. And right now, what he needed was for whoever was on the phone to hang up

 

Ever since stupid Osamu left, Rintarou has been more busy lately but never had it been up to the point where he wouldn’t even acknowledge her! What was sooooo special about the person on the other side of the phone anyways? Last time this happened, it was because Osamu had called up Mori for his assistance. This was not Osamu. Osamu Dazai does not unnecessarily stretch out his calls with Rintarou for 5 bloody hours!!

 

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Mori Ougai, former underground doctor and current Port Mafia boss, needed this stupid rodent to shut up and let him sort out his problems. He could quite literally feel Elise-chan waiting for his attention, albeit impatiently, and he needed to call Yukichi. When will this deranged animal hang up??

 

Mori let out an internal sigh as the rat continued talking, its squeaky voice really wasn’t good for his ears. 

 

Mori had met Nedzu a few years back, around the same time he had met Yukichi. The rat had assisted him in finding a certain person outside of Yokohama, in Tokyo, a place he had rarely frequented. He had barely any information on the place except for things found online. Nedzu had instructed and helped him with his endeavour, and in return, was promised a single ever-lasting favour from his truly. 

 

When the doctor had made that deal, he had not intended for this to happen.

 

Part of the reason why Nedzu had even agreed to help him was because Mori had bullshitted his way to gaining his trust, lying to the rat about how he was a co-founder of a hero school. One with only a select group of students and extremely hard to get into. Thus, Koritsu High School for Elite Heroes was born. Not knowing any other people around his age, Mori had stated Fukuzawa as the other co-founder. Grave mistake number 6.

 

Now the little sewage rat was requesting for a group of students from his own overrated, ugly, modern hero school to attend Koritsu High for a month or two (unfortunately, Nedzu had decided on two) and learn about the way the only hero school in Yokohama operated.

 

Which led to his current problems right now. Planning and finding a mansion to fix up as his “elite school for heroes”.

 

He can gladly say that Yukichi was not impressed.