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This was not what Shěn Yuán thought he would be doing at his ripe old 20 something years. Okay, that makes it sound as if he was against the idea of transmigrating himself. He really wasn’t opposed to the idea of being sent into some cool sci-fi film, or at least a monster fighting book, or- SOMETHING! But no! He wasn’t put into any of those, out of EVERYTHING he was put into the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way. On top of that…
”Why…The…FUCK! Don’t ! We- have- SWORDS?!?” Shěn Yuán shouted as he hauled himself up a seemingly endless set of stairs. He didn’t even have the mind to be mad anymore. He was sweating and panting like a dog, feeling ridiculous and also disgusting at same time
“Reminder, User threw away his swords.” The system says, cocking its head to the side.
As if he’d allow himself to be seen wearing thigh highs in public?! They weren’t even actual swords?! You’re telling him that the stockings turn into swords, what kind of spiritual weapon is that? Sounds like great master airplane would come up with actually. On the topic of airplane…
”Can we take a break already…? Why do we even have to introduce ourselves?” Shàng Míngzé said, looking worse than Shěn Yuán did. He would have almost felt bad for the guy if it wasn’t for the fact he wrote a shameful porn novel full of very kind of hole.
Shěn Yuàn suddenly felt the urge to kick Shàng Mìngzé’s ankles as hard as he possibly could.
”AH!! What the fuck cucumber bro?!” Shàng Míngzé squawked as he lost his balance and fell
Shěn Yuán didn’t even get to take another step before getting yanked backwards by the end of his dress, he panicked, grabbing into the system and causing all of them to tumbled all the way back down the mountain
In the end the system decided that it was best to “train” first before going into straight into fighting for the cultivation world thing. Apparently, they weren’t as competent as the system originally though. The system was able to take out its anger out on them for pushing their arrival back without taking away their oh so precious shared B-points… Shěn Yuán wished they had just went up the fucking mountain the first time!