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Hinata - Kageyama
03:45
Hinata: KAGEYAMA
Kageyama: what
Hinata: I JS REALISED THAT GANG DOESNT HAVE A GC.
Kageyama: make one in the morning then????
Hinata: it technically is the morning ackshullee :D
Kageyama: later then
Kageyama: can i go back to sleep now
Hinata: sighhh fineeee
08:32
Hinata made a groupchat
Hinata added "tsukishima", "kageyama", "yachi", and "yamaguchi"
Hinata named the groupchat "volleyBALLS"
volleyBALLS
08:34
Hinata: GANG
Tsukishima: What.
Hinata: ok ho.
Hinata: no need for the attitude.
Tsukishima: ???? wdym.
Kageyama: dry ahh texter
Hinata: says u.
Kageyama: 🙁
Yamaguchi: guyyysssss stop fightinggggg
Yamaguchi: this isnt u…..
Tsukishima: sybau.
Yamaguchi: :(
Yachi: "sybau" - tsukki, 2025
Yachi: unironically, btw
Tsukishima: Dont say ironically the others probs dont know what it means.
Tsukishima: Also, don't call me Tsukki.
Hinata: ganggggggg
Hinata: i had smt to tell you guysssss
Kageyama: pick me ahh hinata
Yachi: hey…!
Yachi: thats not nice…..!
Hinata: sighhhh fr
Yamaguchi: what were u gonna say then
Hinata: THANK YOU YAMA.
Tsukishima: ***Thank you, Yama.
Hinata: sybau, sybau, sybau….
Yachi: OMG STFU JS SAY WHAT U WERE GONNA SAY.
Hinata: ok so i was texting MY KING Kenma and he was telling me that he wanted to come over to my house for the night AND he said that u guys could come over if u wanted
Yamaguchi: AAAYYYYYYY
Yachi: omg i would but my mom would never let me sleep at a guys house :(
Tsukishima: You're literally the biggest lesbian on the planet wtf.
Yachi: MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.
Yachi: like i was sleeping over at my classmates
Yachi: and she had a brother
Yachi: and my mom said she didnt want me to stay there cuz of the brother.
Hinata: HELP
Hinata: u dont know how funny this is while at w*rk
Tsukishima: Real.
Hinata: we r hiding in the break room tg heh
*a photo hinata took of tsukishima staring at his phone in a dark room, presumably the break room*
Yamaguchi: haha imagine being employed
Yamaguchi: also
Yamaguchi: HOW are you, Hinata Shouyou, empl*yed???
Hinata: idek bro
Tsukishima: It's the kids volleyball camp, so.
Kageyama: ah that makes more sense.
Hinata: i feel like a caged alpha bro
Hinata: its not even funny
Tsukishima: At least the kids like you.
Yachi: HELP
Yamaguchi: i bet they're all scared of tsukki bro
Hinata: THEY AREEEE
Tsukishima: sybau.
Hinata: i think ur forgetting i can see u giggling less than a meter away from me bro
Hinata: HE JS GAVE ME THE BIGGEST FATASS SIDE EYE EVER IM SCARED
volleyBALLS
10:36
Tsukishima: @hinata Why is that one ginger child such a little bitch.
Hinata: AT LEAST U DONT HAVE TO BE HIS GROUPS LEADER.
Hinata: IK HES LIKE 10 BUT HE PMO SO BAD.
Yamaguchi: what did bro do
Hinata: OK SO BASICALLY IM HIS GROUPS LEADER RIGHT???? AND HE KEEPS ON TELLING ME THAT I CANT BE ON THE FRONT LINE UP OF MY TEAM BCS IM "TOO SHORT"
Hinata: AGAIN IK HES LIKE 10 BUT HES SHORTER THAN ME
Tsukishima: I'm managing the front desk, right? And the brat comes up to me, asking me if i was friends with "the short one"
Tsukishima: I say kind of, and he asks me if Hinata really is on the front line. I said sadly, and the kid accuses me of lying for Hinata.
Tsukishima: Wtf.
Hinata: also its really ticking me off bcs he isnt listening to ANYTHING i say.
Kageyama: L
Kageyama: skill issue
Yamaguchi: ok so i hate ur mom tsukki.
Tsukishima: ???
Yachi: HELLO???
Kageyama: where did that come from
Hinata: stfu tsukishimas mom is so skibidi
Yamaguchi: WAIT LEMME EXPLAIN.
Yamaguchi: his mom told mine that he had a j*b and now my mom wants me to become empl*yed.
Hinata: HELP
Tsukishima: deserved.
volleyBALLS
09:29
Hinata: wait gang whos coming to mine for kenma???
Kageyama: i will
Yamaguchi: sure!!!
Tsukishima: I will ig.
Yachi: sighhhh
Hinata: DW ILL PRINT A PHOTO OF UR FACE AND PUT IT O MY DESK YACHI!!!!!
Yachi: HUZZAH
Hinata - Kenma
09:35
Hinata: ok so i lowk invited like 3 more ppl….
Kenma: oml ur almost as bad as kuroo.
Hinata: NU UH
Hinata: anyways I HATE MY J*BBBB
Hinata: u cannot relate u discord moderator
Kenma: at least its not reddit ig
Hinata: wait whats reddit
Kenma: u really dont wanna know.
Hinata: ?????
*kenma has gone offline*
Hinata: ok fuck u too ig
volleyBALLS
10:56
Kageyama: gang im literally hyperventilating out of happiness
Yachi: buddy why
Kageyama: my mom got me a 12 pack of yakult yoghurts at the shop
Yachi: ….oh!
Yamaguchi: HELP
Yamaguchi: also i got out of getting a j*b
Yamaguchi: cuz tsukki complained abt his to my mom hehe
Yamaguchi: he went all "oh this is really ruining my summer" yada yada yada
Yamaguchi: now hes sleeping on MY bed.
Kageyama: wake him up and tell him he cant have one of my yoghurts.
Yamaguchi: no
Kageyama: u hate me and want me to die then….
Kageyama: i see how it is
Yachi: hehe
*yachi changed the group name to "kageyama hate club"*
Hinata: HELPPP
Kageyama: this isnt funny this is cyberbullying.
Yamaguchi: get cyberbullied then ig
Kageyama: this friend group is a prison.
Yachi: ok so…. It is!!! I hope this helps!!!!
Kageyama: sighhh
Yamaguchi: why cant we ever have a normal circle conversation
Yamaguchi: *civil
Yachi: cuz of freaky kageyama
Kageyama: wtf did u js say abt me
Yamaguchi: gang help tsukki's brother wont stop blowing up his phone
Yamaguchi: but hes still asleep AND HE WONT WAKE UP.
Kageyama: thats such an L
Yachi: stfu kageyama.
Kageyama: ok ho.
Hinata: woah woah woah thats not very nice is it?
Kageyama: CALLING ME FREAKY AND MAKING A HATE CLUB ALSO ISNT VERY NICE?!
Yachi: im js a girl 🎀
Kageyama: IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRASH OUT STFU YACHI NOW. IM BEING SO SEROUIS.
Hinata: "serouis"
Yamaguchi: HELP TSUKKIS BROTHER JS SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND FULL ON DRAGGED TSUKKI OUT OF MY BED AND DROVE HIM HOME
Hinata: HELP
Yachi: i love how u two casually basically live together
Kageyama: can we rename the gc now?
Yachi: no.