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Hey so um I need help

I accidentally orphaned the story https://ao3-rd-8.onrender.com/works/57232267/chapters/145577197

I'm new and don't know what I'm fucking doing. So if someone knows how to unorphan stories, please tell me

But for now just consider this 2.0? 

Again, please help and I'm sorry for ghosting this work... 

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So I learnt you can't unorphan a work... 

I'll be updating this one instead then and it'll be filled with random ideas that come to my mind bout TLOS

Also did you hear about the movie?? I hope they release details soon! 

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Xanthous: Alright, I'm tired, gonna go hit the gays

Fairy Council:

Xanthous: *realizes* HAY, I meant hay! God... God damnit...

Conner: 99.9% of people I know are stupid

Conner: I'm the 1%

Alex: Don't you mean .1%

Conner: ... Ah, no wonder I failed percentages in math

Emerelda: We have a problem

Mother Goose: Hold up, I'm not drunk enough for this

Mother Goose: *chugs bubbly*

Mother Goose: okayy whut's up

Emerelda: Conner isn't sleeping and won't stop writing his book

Mother Goose: there are a lot of things bubbly can fix

Mother Goose: this isn't one of them

Jack: is that blood?

Goldilocks: don't worry it's not mine

Jack: oh okay

Jack: 

Jack: wait... Please tell me you didn't kill that cop 

Goldilocks: *inspecting police badge* of course not honey

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Eros

"Tangerina?" The whimsy voice of the water fairy called into the room. It might have been hard to hear her though. The fairy in question was arguing with the buzzing bees around her.

"Now I know Julia has been invading your space Lauren, but what can I do about it? She doesn't listen to me. George, I can't officiate another marriage between you and Tyler! This is your 5th wedding, you have to sort out your marriage."

Skylene cleared her throat and spoke up, "Tangerina?" The busy orange fairy turned her head to the water fairy, "Oh thank goodness. Sky, it's good to see you, give me a moment," she shooed the bees out the window promising to get back to their troubles tomorrow.

The bubbly fairy laughed and threw her arms around Tangerina resting her head on her shoulder, "So Tyler and George divorced again? They can't seem to stay together huh."

Tangerina sighed, "Their marriage is on the rocks... Another thing to add on to my list, and spring is coming up so I need to get the bees ready to pollinate the flowers"

Skylene gently planted her lips on the orange fairy's caramel skin sending fireworks throughout her body, "You'll figure it out, and I'll help you. I've got you love, now let's go out for lunch hm?"

Tangerina smiled, she's got the best girlfriend in the world. 

Storge

Emerelda sat at her desk focussing on the paper in front of her. Paperwork was piled up on her desk and she knew more would most likely come next week. She twirled her pen around thinking of words to write when it got snached out of her hand, "hey!"

Xanthous, the yellow fairy was holding the quill out of her reach, "4th time this month Emmy. Keep this up one more time and you'll owe me that month's worth of cleaning my room."

Oh, it was that late? The green fairy checked her clock, crap she'll lose the bet. She groaned, "Xanthous c'mon! I'm almost finished with this stack, I'll sleep soon. You and I both know that you can't stop me."

Xanthous nodded, "I'm aware, that's why I brought hot chocolate and some demon gossip."

"Trouble or drama?"

"Both," Xanthous smirked, "I heard that the the young family, you know the 3 siblings, inherited a large sum of money from their 'father.' Never liked that man, he didn't treat his children right." 

Emerelda sipped her warm drink, "What are the children putting the money to?"

"From what Elrik has told me: Sarah, the youngest, is opening a orphanage. The two brothers are helping build hospitals and schools."

"That's a good use of the money," striking midnight, the clock chimed letting the two fairies know how late it's getting.

Emerelda reluctantly headed to bed smiling when her back turned. They were siblings, and they'd be there for each other til the end of times.

Philia

"Son of a witch! These children won't stop crying," said a tired Mother Goose. Sitting on the couch was Brystal, who was laughing at her.

"Babies always cry. Come on, let's go see what their fussing about now."

Groaning, the adventurous fairy followed the sweet grandmother to the nursery. In the cribs, were two crying twin babies with strawberry blonde tuffs of hair and bright blue eyes that were wielded shut from tears

"I told you, non stop crying. Maybe we should just wait until John and Charlotte come back." 

Brystal tutted the complaining lady next to her, "Absolutely not, we can handle the twins," she picked up a little crying Conner and rocked him in her arms.

Lucy internally groaned, she just wanted to crash at this point. But looking into Alex's eyes, she remembers why she loves this family

Agape

Smiling down from the heavens was a familiar violet figure. The late mentor watched over her students seeing them grow. 

Her first apprentices, Skylene and Tangerina, were a happy couple now. Never had she thought they would end up together, but their smiles said everything. They loved each other til the end and the teacher couldn't be happier.

Emerelda and Xanthous grew a strong bond. They looked out for each other. It was so surreal to see two students, one who didn't even want to come and the other who thought he wasn't good enough for this world. But, now they've got each other's backs and the late mentor knew it was just what they needed.

Lucy and Brystal... Ah, she always knew they were close. Brystal had made a beautiful family. She had some challenges with her first children but Lucy helped her and stood with her. Even if it meant letting down on the bubbly. Now, those sweet strawberry blonde twins... Well, they're gonna be great. The magic in those two were strong.

Madame Weatherberry had united these wonderful fairies. The pride she felt looking at them taking care of each other. Yes, they made mistakes and they made the wrong call. But in the end, they were happy and couldn't imagine their lives without each other.

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Jack and Goldilocks wedding scene on Picrew

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Tangerina: Lucy and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Lucy: Sentences.
Tangerina: Don't fucking interrupt me.

Skylene: I was never the weird kid, I was just autistic.

Goldilocks: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Jack: Goldi no.
Red: Mistlefoe.
Jack: Please stop encouraging Her.

Xanthous: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Emerelda: *exasperated* What did you do?
Xanthous: A MISTAKE

Alex: *looks around, hoping nobody sees her* It's time for the cheese sacrifice.
Conner: *grabs a wheel of parmesan cheese and places it on a table* Let's do it…
Charlotte: *turns on the bathroom light* what the fuck are you two doing

Bree: How petty can you get?
Conner: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.