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Percy Jackson made a group chat

Percy Jackson added 10+ people

Percy Jackson renamed group to "tism & co."

tism & co.

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Percy Jackson: hi guys hi hi

Annabeth Chase: What is this

And who are you refering to with "tism"?

Percy Jackson: you ofc

IM JOKING.

me <3

Thalia Grace: Yeah I think we could tell..!

Percy Jackson: wdym

wait wdym Thalia

answer me 💔

sigh.

Percy Jackson changed Percy Jackson's name to "Dam"

Thalia Grace: DAM

Grover Underwood: DAM

Dam: dam. 

Leo Valdez: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON

💔

Annabeth Chase: Not even I know.

Magnus Chase: what is this and why am I here

Dam: A group chat.

duh.

Magnus Chase: well no shit

Alex Fierro changed Magnus Chase's name to "Idiot"

Idiot: WHAT THE HELL??

WHAT'D I DO?

Alex Fierro: everything.

Alex Fierro changed Alex Fierro's name to "💗💚"

💗💚: much better.

Will Solace: Get me out of here

How do I leave

Help

Dam: you can't <3

Will Solace changed Will Solace's name to "The Sun"

The Sun changed Nico di Angelo's name to "The Stars"

Dam: AWWWWW

gays

The Sun: okay dude

You can't be talking

Dam: hey im dating a wonderful woman fyi <3

Idiot: TRUE!!

Annie is the fucking best

Idiot changed Annabeth Chase's name to "Annie"

Dam: wonderful

idiot: ik ik👏

The Stars: what are we doing?

The Sun: texting

The Stars: Oh ok

Leo Valdez changed Jason Grace's name to "Brick"

Brick: woooow.

Brick changed Leo Valdez's name to "Missing"

Missing: .

Dam: the girls are fighting!!

actually maybe theyre flirting.

maybe both

Thalia Grace: Yeah its both.

Brick: Nope.

Missing: WE AREN'T FLIRTING

Annie: everyone believes you.

💗💚: Don't even know these guys but I just KNOW they're secretly dating.

Do they know it's legal now ??

Brick changed Thalia Grace's name to "Hesbian Lunter"

Hesbian Lunter: What

Oh

Ha ha.

Lesbian Hunter.

Brick: <3

Love you sis

Luke Castellan: what.

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Dam: guys

Gyys

What do ducks think about

Annie: ... What?

Dam: WHAT. DO. DUCKS. THINK. ABOUT.

Idiot: Oh boy do I know someone that probably thinks about that alot.

I should add him!!

💗💚: no

wait actually

YES!!

-Idiot added Blitzen-

Idiot changed Blitzen's name to "Loverboy1"

Loverboy1: Magnus it is 1am

What is this

Idiot: shhh

be grateful.

Hesbian Lunter: Help me

Loverboy1: What.

I'm scared.

-Loverboy1 added Hearthstone-

Idiot changed Hearthstone's name to "Loverboy2"

Loverboy2: hi

Grover Underwood: GUESS WHO GOT A JOB.

ME. !!!

Dam: nuh uh

liar ‼️

Grover Underwood: IM NOT LYINGGGGG

[Grover Underwood added 1 attachment]

Brick: About time.

Are you like 30

Grover Underwood: WHAT

IM LIKE 15!!!

in satyr years.

You humans age weirdly.

Missing: Oh my gods we got grandpa over here😭🙏

Grover Underwood: GRANDPA??

Missing: Yes. GRANDPA.

Grover Underwood: go get employed.

Dam: AH

sorry

That's a trigger word!..

Grover Underwood: YOUVE BEEN IN MULTIPLE WARS??

Dam: shh

No I haven't

Annie: It is two in the morning.

Can I get a decent sleep without being awoken by hundreds of notifications?

Dam: nope !

Annie: Oh okay

Luke Castellan: Why am I here?

Dam: AH

HOW ARE YOU HERE??

I DIDNT ADD YOU!!

Luke Castellan: Well gee

How nice

Dam: Well my mistake that you tried to kill me

Like

Multiple times .

Luke Castellan: Well to be fair I was really mad

Dam: true..

Dam changed Luke Castellan's name to "Minion"

Dam: much better

Imo

Minion: Yeah okay

-Minion added Ethan Nakamura-

Ethan Nakamura: ?

What?

Minion: If I have to get tortured by these idiots then you do too

Dam:  oh hi !!

Ethan Nakamura: ??

Dam: Percy.

Ethan Nakamura: Oh!! Hello .

Minion: Why was that so nice

You aren't supposed to be friends ???

What the Hades

Dam: I think you're just jealous, dude.

Anywho

I want more people here

Because everyone has their notifications off

And they aren't answering

Because they aren't cool.

-Dam added Apollo-

Dam changed Apollo's named to "Grounded"

Dam: Oh yeah

Also

Dam changed Grover Underwood's name to "The GOAT(literally)"

Dam changed Ethan Nakamura's name to "Pirate"

Dam: accurate, if I say so myself.

Grounded: Percy none of us have time for this bullshit

Dam: WOAH

NO SWEARS APOLLO

OR SHOULD I SAY

LESTER PAAPPDAADALALLSOUS

Grounded: That is not my name😭

ykw

I'm adding Meg

-Grounded added Meg McCaffrey-

Grounded changed Meg McCaffrey's name to "Peaches"

-6:43 AM-

The GOAT(literally): Still think yall need to get employed✌️