"Don't fall in love with me" "Not a problem" cliche
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lovely bitter water by alarainai for Jaqie, veryinnovative, messymoony
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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James flops onto the bed, sated and content. His bones all feel like jelly, and his chest is warm. He tilts his head to the side, beaming, and watches as Regulus stares dumbstruck at the ceiling.
“Yeah. Amazing, right?” James says.
Regulus blinks a few times before he finally looks over at him.
“That…. was fucking awful.”
When James Potter learns that his bedroom skills are... lacking, he turns to long-term rival, Regulus Black, for help. The price? A fake relationship to get Regulus’s parents off his back. What could possibly go wrong?
Or: Bad Sex, Stupid Rules and a Ridiculously Large Inheritance.