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There is more purpose and comfort in real angst than fake joy, so here is a collection of mostly unhappy poems. They can be sad, angry, awkward, twisted, gross, cringe, toxic, messy, abstract, or even comedic, but not happy.
Nope. No joy allowed, unless it's real, never forced.
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[PROMPTER: SO, WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?]
[jisung: oh what, this? it’s my can of worms.]
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Asuka is presented with a goose instead of breakfast. Things get even stranger from there.
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I May Have Infiltrated A Body Waxing Cult - A Satirical Spy Fantasy by BPStones
Fandoms: Original Work
07 Oct 2025
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Pofi Pavu is a gnome undercover agent with all the wrong qualifications: no stealth, no confidence, and a partner who’s literally a chameleon. When a suspicious waxing guild begins recruiting in the Realm, Pofi stumbles into a conspiracy of baldness, bureaucracy, and body horror.
This is an original Emotional Funtasy story—satirical, heartfelt, and absurd. Think: magical gadgets, cult indoctrination, spy failures, and way too much wax. It is taken from The Absurd Fantasy Archive (TAFA).
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A band of unlikely heroes meet at an old, rotting bar on a ship, and begin a long adventure... some could even say it gets extremely... perilous!
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- Part 1 of Folk and Dagger (comic)
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This story occurs on May 27th, 2025, following a Russophilic politician's deportation to Russia, after his opposing candidate became Romania's newest president. Given Natasha wants to Russify anything and anyone foreign to her, she seizes the opportunity to see the deported politician for herself.
**DISCLAIMERS**
MAKE SURE YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH ROMANIAN & RUSSIAN/EASTERN EUROPEAN POLITICS BEFORE DELVING INTO THE STORYLINE.THIS STORYLINE CONTAINS SENSITIVE THEMES SUCH AS PARENTAL ABUSE, ALCOHOLISM AND GEOPOLITICS.
Just a story I had in my Google Docs that I decided to share with the world.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 550
- Chapters:
- 2/15
- Hits:
- 8
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The art of seduction | Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir by Maiaren
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
06 Oct 2025
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In a place where almost every absurd situation is totally normal, you’ll also find Alix Kubdel tossing lemon grenades at Kim, Alya launching a cactus straight at Nino Lahiffe, or a secret romance brewing between Ivan and a burrito. But nothing, and I mean nothing, beats the news that every Saturday at nine sharp, in one of the schools, Gabriel Agreste teaches boys the mysterious art of seducing the female species.
Of course, he’s not doing it willingly - oh no - he’s being blackmailed by a certain someone. But what is this poor fashion designer supposed to do when he hasn’t the faintest idea about love?
And here’s the truly ridiculous part: these utterly hopeless lessons actually end up helping the boys in their love lives, including Adrien. The blond hero desperately takes his father’s utterly useless advice to heart and decides to put it to work in winning over his beloved.
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A shelter-in-place order following a massive wave of salmonid ink onto Splatsville sends everyone running for cover. These three are no exception.
Written for the Repping for Splatlands zine!
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- English
- Words:
- 1,480
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 6
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Waifu Wars II: Oboro's Redemption by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, SPY x FAMILY (Anime), 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Bible Black (Anime), ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Dragon Ball
06 Oct 2025
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After Oboro's heartfelt exit, Mommy Midnight is in shambles; She can’t stop thinking about her!
“Can a villain be redeemed? Especially when they are so one-dimensionally evil and simple” Midnight asks.
Oboro was never written to be anything more than pervy villain, all she knows is cruelty and domination. There is more to lust than just domination and power, there is submission and trust, the lesson Midnight want oh so badly to show Oboro.
In this multi-verse hopping adventure Mommy Midnight with the help of her crew plan a redemption arc, hire a villain to play “the heavy” and redeem a once simple villain, for the whole multiverse to see
This a satire and a deconstruction of literary, anime and hentai tropes, poking fun at (while basking in) the absurdity of it all, mixing elements of wrestling, attention economy and fourth’s wall breaking camp.
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- Part 2 of The Waifuverse
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Body Double (Louis,me and my clone) by Kaunny
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Oct 2025
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Lestat has a twisted fantasy: watching Louis being pleasured,but as an observer. In a very old-fashioned cuck-voyeur way.
One problem: it's Lestat, and he can’t stand seeing Louis touched by anyone else in his presence.
The solution? Make a clone of himself.
With the help of Armand and an occult ritual, Lestat creates a perfect double to please Louis, while he can watches from the front row.
Three bodies. Two minds.
Until the double forgets he's not the original. -
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Anon bangs his big beautiful hippo wife on the beach to prove a point. It works out, mostly.
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C’est délirant. by AngelicaR2
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), DCU, Once Upon a Time (TV), Tales from Verania - T.J. Klune, Game of Thrones (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Muhteşem Yüzyıl | Magnificent Century (TV 2011), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), Arrow (TV 2012), Sinbad (TV), The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, Muhteşem Yüzyıl: Kösem | Magnificent Century: Kösem (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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[Crackvril] : Du crack, de l’absurde, des textes sans aucun sens, du cassage de quatrième mur et des crossovers improbables, vous trouverez tout ça ici. Venez, on va bien se marrer.
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If on a winter’s night
a traveleran author chooses a TV series she abandoned midway a decade ago as canon, a character whose name she has to Google as protagonist, “Sherlock Is Jungian Shadow of Scotland Yard” as concept (abandoned midway too), and… naturally,manuscriptAI.Reader is not expected but arrives anyway—walks halfway, then disappears.
Reader returns with arrogance, shaped into a still-missed epilogue beneath the last published chapter.
Author deals with it.
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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
Updates Saturdays.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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Instead of killing Cliffjumper, Starscream issues the cruelest torment imaginable: Putting an extrovert in solitary confinement.
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The Sensual Spider-Man by MS214
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), X-Men (Comicverse)
02 Oct 2025
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Peter Parker, stuck being the centre of attention for the entire female race, deals with normal problems. Aliens, supervillains, moral corruption, heartbreak, cucking, sexual harassment. Regular superhero shenanigans.
A long and comedic smut fic about the The Sensual Spider-Man and his absurdly long list of flings.
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L'Orcanie est un chapelet d'îles se trouvant au nord de la Calédonie. Placés sous le règne du terrible roi Loth, ses habitants mènent leur vie sans se préoccuper de ce qui peut bien se passer sur l'île de Bretagne toute proche.
Un jour pourtant, un druide surgit sur les terres de Galessin, un duc orcanien, porteur d'un message du futur Roi Arthur dont l'objectif est de fédérer l'ensemble des clans bretons dans le but unique de mettre la main sur le Saint Graal. Une nouvelle qui n'est pas nécessairement du goût des îliens et plus encore de celui du roi Loth. -
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Garść hetaliowych drabbli, okruszków, miniatur i niepoprawnych pomysłów, just for your entertainment. Komedia, oklepane motywy, absurd bez większego sensu, pisane z doskoku one-shoty. Zbiorek wszystkiego, co jest zbyt małe na własną opowieść i miejsce na ewentualne eksperymenty z formą. Branie czegokolwiek tutaj na poważnie - niezalecane.
Shipy przeróżne, głównie LietPol i PrusPol, ale są też bezparingowce. -
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Cristian se da cuenta de puede ganar dinero de manera no tan legal.
- Language:
- Español
- Words:
- 2,995
- Chapters:
- 3/?
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From the Same Dirt: Home and Guilt by Lavender_from_Nowhere
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2025
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Extras to "From the Same Dirt"
Home: The life of Shang Qinghua and Shen Jiu in their newfound family.
Guilt: The story of Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge after the trial.Reading the main work is recommended unless you want to be confused.
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- Part 2 of From the Same Dirt + extras
- Part 7 of SVSSS fics (mostly Shen Jiu)