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    Phil knows Clint got hurt in the explosion. He just doesn't know how hurt.

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    "You could suck me off too, if you want," Clint quips, letting himself sprawl over Jason's body, chin resting on his sternum.

    "I appreciate the gesture, Clint, thank you," Roy drawls, and Clint snickers.

    "You're very welcome."

    Or: Jason goes clubbing. He meets Clint. Who turns out to be the first guy since Roy — his roommate with benefits — that he wants to have sex with. Whatever could go wrong?

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    She was gone. Vanished without a trace, leaving only questions and silence behind. Clint Barton would tear the world apart, bend every rule he’d ever sworn to uphold, if that’s what it took to find her.

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    A one-shot about Clint and Nat's fucked up little friendship/insane trauma bond, in which Nat Judo throws Clint to force anti-depressants into his mouth the same way you would do to a cat (without the throwing part, typically you wanna wrap a cat in a towel instead, but Barton is too big for that) so that she doesnt have to take mood stablizers. Maybe this would be kinda normal if they were together, but they're just friends, which is what makes the whole thing weird. Especially the shower part.

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    Clint is fine. He has a job, a nice apartment, and a roommate… Everything he could ever dream of. But when Bucky comes back, it shatters everything. So Clint does the only logical thing. He dumps a whole coffee pot on his head.

    Or the one where Clint can't act like a functionning adult when his ex suddenly decides to come back in his friends group.

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    New York, 1954. With his adoptive brother Steve gone, Bucky Barnes inherits the family’s empire. But the one fight he never learned to win is with Clint Barton. He learns there are battles you can’t win with bullets, only with a heart that refuses to stay buried.

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    1954年的纽约。随着养兄弟史蒂夫的“离世”,巴基·巴恩斯继承了家族帝国的生意,成为纽约最大黑帮联盟“复仇者”的首领。但他从未学会如何面对的战斗,是和克林特·巴顿的拉扯与对峙。他意识到有些战争无法用子弹取胜,只能用一颗心去赌。

    黑帮AU,灵感来自剧集《绅士们》

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Recruiting the Black Widow was uncontestably the best call of Phil’s SHIELD career. The Widow had flown through every training and test and was already looking to be one of their best operatives six weeks in. Teaching Natasha Romanoff about normalcy, however? That was an entirely different story.
    Or: snapshots of how Phil fell in love with Natasha Romanoff, Hot Mess, and Clint Barton, Hot Mess came stumbling after her

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    Bucky loves the life he’s built with Clint. Even when that means there’s goats in his living room.

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    Clint Russell Barton is now officially Agent Hawkeye, and has his own fancy job title to go with it. (Haha, he’s the C.O.S.T. Liaison. Also, NO he DOESN’T work in Sales.)

    But is his first SHIELD Mission weeding out all the undercover monsters in the organization? Is it annoying his bosses and running circles around his coworkers? (Maybe if he ever learns to keep all their names straight.) Nope, it’s something he was in no wise prepared to face - Camp’s worst nightmare: debriefing meetings.

    Now Clint has a list of things to do: paint a banger mural on his barrack wall, learn to stay awake at night and lie, kill monsters, train two surprise partners, gather information for both Camp and SHIELD, acquire the real names of the different parts of this plane, oh, and figure out how to keep his two families from nuking each other.

    His first priority above all that, however, is keeping his little brother Percy alive on his first trek across the States. Without anyone but SHIELD knowing, of course.

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    Warning: Several chapters are almost entirely worldbuilding (I seem to like fitting round PJO and MCU canon pegs into my rectangle hole) and there's so MUCH dialogue, but I'll let you know ahead of time.

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    THIS ISINT FINISHED. I STILL HAVE TO CORRECT MT SPELLING AND ADD MORE TO THE FIRST CHAPTER.

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    Laura opens the door expecting to see her husband smiling at her and ready to celebrate with the kids. What she wasn't expecting was to see him looking a little nervous. "I fucked up." His voice is quiet as he looks at her.

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    Or, when Clint finds a kid who is determined to help who loses her mom, Clint can't help but take her in.

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    (A/N)
    This will be the second part of a series but I'm writing this part first. I'll probably be slow to update.

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    It's Friday, June 16th, and Clint goes for a run. And then it's Friday, June 16th again, and he realizes something isn't working as it should.

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    “I said drop it,” the man repeated, “I don’t want to hurt you.”

    She smiled, something sharp and dangerous. “Says the man who had an arrow aimed for my heart.”

    “You’re still here, aren’t you? I think that alone says something.”

    “It says you’re too weak to take the shot.”

    OR:

    Natalia Romanova meets Clint Barton, the man sent to kill her. Only he doesn’t.

    Natalia doesn’t know why he spared her life, but she’s not stupid. She knows how this kind of thing works.

    Protection is a currency. Bodies are bargaining chips. If she wants to escape the horrors awaiting her at SHIELD, she’ll have to pay for his mercy.

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    Clint wakes up somewhere far too familiar after going down in a fight

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    Clint gets kidnapped, the team promptly gets pissed off, but what's worse, them finding clint all beaten and brusied? Or the fact he's starting to believe his kidnapper's taunts?

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    The last five years have fucking sucked for Bucky Barnes: best friend gets blown to hell (don't worry, he's fine), Buck finally gets out of an abusive relationship only to almost die in a car wreck, followed by having to relearn things, like walking. Getting let go from his job for an absolute bullshit reason. And generally feeling like shit. At least the hot baker at the new place in Red Hook is easy on the eyes. Sure, there's maybe a 2% chance he's gay or bi or even interested in Bucky, but looking's free, right?

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    “No.” Bucky grabbed Clint by the shoulders, spun him one hundred and eighty degrees, and shoved him back towards the freezer aisle. “Put those back. We live in New York; I am not eating frozen pizza.”
    — — —
    Bucky and Clint prepare to host a team dinner at their apartment. Or, well, Bucky prepares. Clint just stays out of his way.

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    Clint Barton is a mess. A stupid, reckless, unpredictable kind of mess that somehow manages to switch between ‘highly skilled assassin with a near uncontested kill record’ and ‘getting tripped by his untied shoelaces’ in less than a heartbeat.

    It’s infuriating, frustrating, and irritating. And the worst part of them all, is that despite it all; he’s hot.

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    In which Lian gives vocabulary lessons, Jason bonks Clint (lovingly) with a clue-by-four, Roy is Tired, and Bucky gets his groove back.

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    Part 2 of Forgotten.

    Agent Barton was a target, an asset that HYDRA was especially frustrated to have lost. However, from the little snippets of information that it had heard, they were planning on how to get him back.
    The third superior's gaze was searching its face as if looking for an imperfection. It shifted uncomfortably in its shackles, unused to being the focus of attention.

    “The Winter Soldier.” He mused, “I had wondered where you were keeping it.”


    After Clint's miraculous escape from his captivity with HYDRA, he and Sam must team up to try and get Bucky out too.
    However, unbeknownst to them HYDRA has teamed up with an unlikely ally and they may be in more trouble than they realised.

    CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

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