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I regret nothing (Hsr crack chatfic) by AntoineDuPrince
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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I regret nothing.
Literally just a crack chatfic that will have some semblance of a plot so i have smth to relax with after writing angst or when im bored.
Edit: Some semblance of a plot my ass.
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- Part 1 of Regretsverse
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Apparently Nozomi is hella down bad for Juis so I just had to write this
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Blue Lock was going to be the first step on his journey to become the world's best striker, so Isagi expected the usual: competition, clashes of ego, and ball games -
Definitely not some otherworldly chat group for a bunch of isekai victims.
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moneybags: FUCK YOU ISAGI YOICHI
moneybags: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN
moneybags: THATS MY TREASURE I FOUND HIM FIRST
namaste: if u really hate him that much, u could always draw him pregnant
ballwizard: didn't u grow up in a monastery ho
namaste: ye
owlashes: wtfIsagi agreed. What the fuck.
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owlashes: someone save me
owlashes: the zesty demon is tryna rizz my bro live in 4k
owlashes: AND ITS WORKING
moneybags: imagine having shidou as your future in-law
moneybags: F
namaste: F
ballwizard: F -
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The last time Ben asked, the Omnitrix, though he supposed it was Ultimatrix now, had over a million aliens.
That was a lot of aliens to keep track of. Even when he had only ten, it was sometimes overwhelming. It wasn’t that he couldn’t keep up with them - he wasn’t dumb after all, no matter what some people might say - but at a certain point, trying to keep up with ten distinct, complex powersets was a little bit, well, complicated.
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You're Like Me by Lowlife_Schmuck
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Touhou Project
26 Oct 2025
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Natsuki Subaru, a young man forced to age much faster than any youth had any right to, finds himself suddenly stranded in a forest, far, far away from the Pleiades Watchtower and all his friends.
Fujiwara no Mokou, an immortal and woefully bored recluse of seven centuries, finds herself roped into a conversation for the first time in... well, she never cared to count.
(Takes place at the end of Re:Zero's arc six and during Mokou's 300 years of boredom before the main Touhou games).
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Young Daniel Molloy, one or two microdoses short of graduating on time after an epic, rock-bottom meltdown at UC Berkeley, transfers to Arizona State to try drying out in the desert. He's survived the landlocked shores of the weirdest place he's ever lived for a whole summer, and he thinks he’s got this. Not even the ayahuasca, the liminal space that is the student paper at night, or the way the RAs always stress never to invite strangers into the dorms can shake him.
Enter Armand.
(Also, there is gay football.)- Language:
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Help, I Transmigrated into One of My Sister’s Novel—As a Cannon Fodder Whose Fate is to Die?! by yomiixlipse
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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To the outside world, he is Phainon of Aedes Elysiae—a renowned artist whose brushstrokes are said to breathe life into every canvas he has touched, turning a mere painting into something otherworldly.
But at home? He is simply just Kevin. A doting little brother enjoying living his life to the fullest with his sister.
Kevin lived a simple life, and he was very content with it.
So imagine his surprise when Kevin one day finds himself waking up in a body that most definitely wasn’t his.
or; Phainon (Kevin) got transported into a world of a novel and he tries his absolute hardest to survive.
or;; The transmigration AU that nobody asked for.—
Vietnamese Translation by Supganonghoi
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Am I Deadpool?!? by Vha
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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He somehow got 'reincarnated' (again) into a variant of kid version of Wade Wilson who just got kidnapped and experimented into the abomination they called Weapon XI. Not if he could do a anything about it! there is not gonna be a 'Weapon XI' in this universe!!!
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'So its seems I got a bunch of voices in my head now, Are all Deadpool get this voices? I knew the comic ones does!'
'You know we could hear you right?'
'Shut up Thought 2, I am sypnosis-ing here!'
'WHY AM I THOUGHT 2?'
'We sucks at sypnosis-ing...'
'Why did I have a feeling we are already done this before?'
'Hey, I don't think I am actually Deadpool, Am I?'
'You did get his power and craziness, plus your name is Wade afterall,'
'But, is that who I think he is? how is that guy looks like Ryan Reynolds and I don't?'
'MAXIMUM EFFORTS!!!'
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Just some whacky, fucked up stories about love, families, and self-discoveries. Pardon my grammar and language, I am writing this while high, well formerly high. This is a rewrite of the my retired old fanfic. Btw, he is not really Deadpool if you catch the sypnosis lil bit, well kinda? -
Dick bites. It's a problem. by VanyKruemelPendragon for BlueberryGremlin
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Thanks to batsandbirdbrains (Tumblr) it's now my headcanon that Dick bit as Robin.
This is a COLLECTION of oneshots, somewhat related around one thing: Dick bites.
Mostly Mature for the biting and violence, though the last chapter is PWP (DickJay).“You bite strange men, you get the rinse,” Batman said. “That’s the rule.” Robin tried to twist away, but Batman levered Robin up onto his feet with one hand, the other aiming the peroxide at Robin’s mouth. Robin clamped his lips tight. Batman’s patience snapped. “Open,” he growled. “Now.”
“Mh-mh!” Robin kicked, but Batman hoisted him higher, one hand under Robin’s armpit, the other holding his head in place.
“You don’t want hepatitis.” Batman said, voice ticking up a notch.
Robin stopped struggling, eyes wide. Batman saw the pause, and loosened his grip - only to make Robin wind out of his grip and start running. The man with the bitten arm moaned.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” he managed, voice thick with pain and shock.
Robin deadlooped over him, baring his teeth in a wicked, blood-stained grin.
“Don’t grab the Robin,” he said. “That’s the first lesson.”Fully written fic, upload every Wednesday and Sunday!
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what if there was a top10 ATP players groupchat?
inspired by a tweet I read saying "wish there was a top 10 atp player gc (like the f1 drivers gc) because the thought of every time someone leaves the top 10, they immediately get kicked out is objectively so funny"
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A collection of drabbles for Ineffable Kinktober
Tags will be added as I write and rating may change. Drabbles might be smutty, funny, cracky or angsty depending how I feel on the day.
Some stories are continued, others stand alone.
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So, How Did You Two Meet? by geonppangie
Fandoms: ALPHA DRIVE ONE | ALD1 (Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV)
26 Oct 2025
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As Sangwon’s laughter dies down, he makes the grave mistake of actually looking at Geonwoo, and he realizes two things:
1. Kim Geonwoo has a gorgeous fucking smile.
2. Kim Geonwoo is also incredibly sexy, holy shit.So, naturally, he blurts out the only logical conclusion. “Dude.. you’re so hot. Wanna hook up?”
Geonwoo’s smile drops. “..What the fuck.”
(Or: Two idiots fake a relationship for couples therapy and accidentally make it real—with way too much sex and zero communication.) -
Blood & Water by LRob_MRich
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
26 Oct 2025
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Out of the pan and into the fire; that was a feeling the four of them knew too well, but going from disaster to disaster was bound to end in blood, right? Chard and scorched, born into the chill of an uncaring winter, craving the life brought forth from the last desperate drops of water in a canteen.
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Clark Kent, potential mafia goon (an investigation by Jimmy Olsen) by justaflyintooka
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Flashing his reflection a smile that would've made Isabel swoon, he leaned back in the chair. "That's right, you're the best."
His voice was still shaken up. He grinned wider. "No glasses can take away that Olsen charm, amirite?"
And just to prove his point, he slipped on the glasses again. Only for that Olsen charm to be replaced by wide-eyed not-quite-a-stranger from earlier.
Jimmy shut down the camera app as fast as possible, then the whole computer, just to be sure, only for not-quite-his-reflection to be staring back at him, now from the monitor's reflective surface.
What the hell.
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Or the one where Jimmy finds Clark's glasses, and connects the wrong dots.
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Usagi found a horse by Anonymous
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Frantic Fanfic (ZeeKayArt & Michael Angsten Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Usagi, the titular hard working magical girl, is starting yet another day of school but she has a magical encounter with another beautiful girl.
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- Part 4 of Frantic Fanfic
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- English
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- 307
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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The Spares by OptimumAmountOfFoxes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Oct 2025
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Chisaki Kai is a failure as a potential successor for Garaki Kyudai, but All For One doesn’t turn him into a Nomu. No, instead he has an idea that involves Todoroki Touya since All For One can no longer carry it out himself after his defeat against All Might.
After being kidnapped and spending years in Garaki’s orphanage, Touya and Kai have a new purpose- prove the Quirk Doomsday Theory correct by producing powerful children with powerful quirks. All For One wants to know if his quirk can handle their quirks, or if his successor can handle them.
But after years of imprisonment, salvation has finally come for Touya and Kai with the Jaku Hospital Raid.
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Same Time, Next Weekend by mrie4u
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
26 Oct 2025
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It shouldn’t have happened, right? Kusuo was a cold-hearted teenager, a whole psychic even, but who knows this will end well? Romance was not his forte, moreover with someone who has sunshine as a heart, Rukawa. But somehow, in this lifetime, both of them cannot seem to get rid of each other, even if as much as they wanted to.
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[Podfic] Catfished by Kitsune_Heart
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
26 Oct 2025
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Sonic had always kinda thought him and Shadow were inevitable. Like a couple of stars orbiting each other, destined to collide and go supernova one day.
As it happens, things are about to blow up in Sonic's face. Just not in the way he thinks.
Podfic of Catfished by VoidTheHedgehog (VoidDrifter).
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- English
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- 36
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bloodline by chiffonlily96
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
26 Oct 2025
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“You’re… marechi. A marechi omega.”
“Damn right,” he sneers, leaning back against the bed frame. “So tell me, Kocho-san. What’s wrong with me?”
Kanae’s sister, no, Shinobu smiles.
“Congratulations, Shinazugawa-san,” she says. “You’re with child.”
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insane premise for an insane man. my first fic (don't kill me). -
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What happens when someone is finally able to think about themselves, but they no longer know how to?
Loki and Mobius accidentally land in an unknown timeline, with no way to contact the TVA or get back to it. Discovery, circumstance, and loneliness force them to not only find a way back home, but to find more within themselves—and to accept those findings. Like everything in life, the journey is not linear. Will it be worth it in the end?
In a universe where there was no ‘scaling problem’, and the Loom was fixed into sustaining the new infinite branches. What then becomes of Loki once he has enough freedom, but no new glorious purpose? What happens when the very essence of who he’s been is turned on its head? What of Mobius when his job—his identity—is put on halt?
Title from Muse’s song ‘Starlight’
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- Part 1 of Starlight Extras