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Dead Man Walking. by Radioactivealien_404
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
24 Sep 2025
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Or, JD decides to have a good time. (Or take a shot every time JD moans, you'll either be dead or extremely intoxicated /j)
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Permanently Yours by YourLocal_SubwayRat
Fandoms: Pierce The Veil (Band), Sleeping With Sirens (Band)
24 Sep 2025
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"We make money, but fuck money we want love"
When Kellin's mother sells him to a stranger, he doesn't expect kindness. He doesn't expect comfort. And he most definitely does not expect Victor Fuentes, the cold and lonely billionaire who bought him "just to see if he could."
"Why uh, why am I here?"
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Mark and Blurryface Visit the Big City by c0rryptid, NedsCozyFireplace
Fandoms: Twenty One Pilots
24 Sep 2025
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There was a wonderful structure to the city that put its inhabitants' cares to rest. This statement does not apply to people (or entities) from anywhere else, like Ohio. Especially Ohio.
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House has never met someone in such an ugly trench coat before, but it only takes a short moment for this man to make an impression; he manages to get House's attention, sinking in deep at the root and breaking his expectations.
It’s something about the way the man’s oddly peculiar tastes and dialect linger in House’s mind. How different from the boring and usual mundane tasks, it’s too surreal to be fake.
In one short elevator ride, that’s all it took for him to become interesting. Maybe losing sight of him so often is much more than a mystery he’d like to get to the bottom of.
House has no idea where this religious man has come from, and why is he attending to a comatose patient waiting for him to wake up. One who seems anything but like the common criminal.
Gregory doesn’t need to believe in angels to know he’s met a genuine soul.
--CrackShip became an experiment for my writing style. #Slow
It is not couple centered but will contain the ships. Also, I've been told my way of formatting dialogue is different. Enter at your own risk.
(SPOILER EDIT 2024: first Hilson kiss ch 43
First Cas/House kiss 60 chaps in!!)Most-likely treated as close to House MD as I can.
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Tom Marvolo Riddle had only ever wanted simple things in life: immortality, world domination, a few Orders of Merlin, the extermination of filthy Muggles, and the refinement of wizarding blood. It was bloody unfair that Dumbledore and the rest of the world kept trying to get in the way of his simple wishes. Was it so hard to give an orphaned boy his due?
When Tom Riddle woke up inside his tattered diary, he endured Ginny Weasley's whining, accepted the painful truth that his Master Soul was incompetent, traumatized the Hogwarts Mudblood population, and decided to squeeze himself into Potter's hollow vessel and shake hands with the piece of his Soul lodged in there. It was, admittedly, debasing; still, if it would help him fulfill his simple wishes in life, Tom would take it.
The Mudblood wasn't a part of the plan.
(It worked out well enough anyway.)
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with these words that you see by Anonymous for oldtalkingbicycle
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
24 Sep 2025
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So.
So, you think, after that stupid host kicks you out of his overblown fancy-ass studio, you might need a faster way of communication.
Or: Mirror Kim Soleum learns about the existence of sign language.
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That One Time Jason and Thalia Got Thrown Into The Trojan War But In A Different Dimension by Kane_Chronicles_fan
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
24 Sep 2025
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Jason was Tired, ok? He was tired of fighting, he was tired of not knowing what his life meant, and Jason missed his Sister Thalia.
Thalia was out on a hunt with the other hunters of Artemis, and everything was normal, but then....
or that time when Jason and Thaila got thrown into the end of the Trojan War, but they appear in the city of Troy right as the Greeks start to burn down the city.
or the author uses this fic as a way to deal with trauma because my therapist said it might help. The trauma events will be in the first chapters but will be referenced later in the fic.
Enjoy :)
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A Complete Forking Mess by Packetdancer
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Michelin guide - Fandom, Maribat - Fandom
24 Sep 2025
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To move on from a heartbreaking loss, Marinette Dupain-Cheng takes a side job: a Michelin Guide inspector, one of the anonymous food critics whose reports guide the assignment -- or revoking -- of those coveted Michelin Stars. She has plenty of culinary experience, after all.
That the whole requirement for Michelin inspectors to keep their identities as secret and closely guarded as a CIA agent appeals to the dissatisfied adrenaline junkie portion in her is just a bonus.
Jason Todd can't believe that somehow he's ended up working with Interpol. But given that Talia al Ghul is in pursuit of something fantastically dangerous which cannot be allowed to fall into the hands of the League of Assassins, he's begrudgingly become a temporary secret agent.
What he didn't expect was a tiny French firecracker who seems to be keeping too many secrets about why exactly she keeps showing up at all the same places as Jason, and who has downright alarmingly unconventional and unorthodox fighting skills. It's obvious to him that she's an agent on behalf of some third player on this game-board, but Jason isn't certain who.
All he knows for sure is that somehow, this little pixie is going to be the death of him.
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The Beauty of Scars by EaManning
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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Elphaba spins around toward the source of the sudden sound, only to lose her footing and crash to the dirty ground in an awkward heap, knocking over a pile of empty crates she hadn’t noticed before.
“Sweet Oz, what–”
But her words die in her throat when she turns her head and finds herself face-to-face with the strangest little droid she’s ever laid her photo-receptors on. The one wheel that serves as Its body is a light shade of pink, with even lighter purple markings dotting it at random intervals.
“H-He-Hello. I am GLN-D4. Wh-Who are y-you?”
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Or: Elphaba is a newly liberated droid who dreams of freeing others of her kind and fighting the oppression of the Empire while also enjoying her solitude. What happens when she frees a tiny pink droid who takes an immediate shine to her?
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Iris Fails at Camping, becomes a Space Wizard, and gets some Family by Matanza
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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The title pretty much explains it.
Iris is my dumbass OC, with a disproportionate amount of power for someone with literally no impulse control. If you don't like it, don't read it. I'm writing the story I need, not the one you need.
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Trouble Calls by Intercoursefluids
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug
24 Sep 2025
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Damian has made a very good friend via online gaming. Unfortunately, this friend has grown to be someone very dear to him, and they *always* manage to find some way to get themself in trouble. No phone call from her is ever dull. Including this one.
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La ginefobia se define como el miedo o aversión irracional hacia las mujeres. El lesbianismo es la atracción física, emocional y sexual por las mujeres. ¿Qué pasa cuando una pequeña joven de ojos perla descubra que es lesbiana y ginefobica al mismo tiempo?. Y peor aún, ¿cómo esta particular situación le jugará en contra cuando tres hermosas chicas de su aldea le confiesen sus sentimientos?
Esta es la realidad de Hinata Hyuuga, quien vive un maravilloso sueño y una horrenda pesadilla al mismo tiempo cuando Sakura, Ino y Tenten comienzan a tener sentimientos por ella. ¿Cómo logrará vencer este reto nuestra pequeña Hyuuga?
Tenten solo puede mirar a la prima de su amigo, sabiendo su situación se dedica a protegerla esperando que sus sentimientos no la hagan asustar a la pequeña y tierna Hyuuga.
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Through Roots to Mirror by 12TierceToMidnight
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), The Mech Touch
24 Sep 2025
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After the events of chapter 4 Kris and Susie sneak off to visit Ralsei, but something is very wrong. There is another dark fountain inside Castletown, but it hasn't caused the roaring...yet. They take the plunge and fall into a burning galaxy, a cut-off invading force of humanity struggling against native aliens in a war for the very future of their new home.
The Fun Gang and the SOUL must figure out what action to take next, the humanity of the new place knows the future of (our) the player's world, the player theirs, as events happen currently they will be reflected.
They will see how it feels, to stand in the center of a firestorm, as the SOUL feels like its home is further away in the past than ever, as the Fun Gang try to get stronger and break their fate, as Ves Larkinson tries to protect his family's new home.
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Junie B., Grown-up Superhero: The No Good, Very Bad Villain at the YMCA by KetchupOnToast
Fandoms: Junie B. Jones - Barbara Park
24 Sep 2025
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Junie B. stared through her glasses at the aspirin thief. It seemed like a weird thing to steal. The woman turned around, and Junie B. realized it was Mrs., who was Mr. Scary’s lover and one of Junie B.’s old nemeses. Now, this sight made sense, since Mrs. was always an aspirin addict. An eye-patch covered one of her eyes; that was new.
Mrs. spat out a pill. “Well, well, well, if it isn’t Junie Jones.”
Junie B. struggled to remain impassive. “It’s been a while. You forgot my ‘B’ again.”
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One small drink turned into two, and before he knew it, he was downing shots left and right like his life depended on it. Dexter didn’t even know what took over him; he wasn’t usually a heavy drinker. But there was something in those beverages, so alluring and so inherently dangerous, that he couldn’t help but be pulled into it even more.
The rest of the night was a blurred mess. Dexter remembers Quinn driving him back to his apartment building. He doesn’t know what took hold of him at that moment, but he and Quinn were just in such close proximity that he couldn’t help it. Call it instincts or desperation; it doesn’t matter. The fact is that when Dexter had leaned in for a kiss, Quinn had kissed him back.
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Not long after the death of Rita, Quinn's suspicions of Dexter increase tenfold. Intending to learn more about his mysterious co-worker, he invites Dexter out for some drinks. However, things quickly go south in a sense when Dexter has more to drink than he can handle.
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Evergreen (like mother, like son) by Arhj12
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Sep 2025
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The Evergreen Café, which open to heroes, vigilantes, and villains alike, is ridiculously welcoming. Emphasis on the ridiculous.
A story of Midoriya as a vigilante, business owner, AFO’s child, a OFA successor, a vandal, a menace to corrupt organizations on Twitter, and eventually a hero student.
(He's very sleep deprived. Eraserhead is too.)
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We Grieve Differently by Mars_ig
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
24 Sep 2025
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Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk's little sister has to keep his secret, while her higher-class best friend tries to figure out the state of their friendship, and their country at the very same time. Meanwhile, the son of President Norman "Ozzy" Osborne Slowly finds himself in his grief after his father's death--falling in love with one of the two, without knowing how close their lives are already woven together.
This is technically a fanfic, but it doesn't have too much to do with characters seen in the movies, and it's mainly driven by OCs that I created for fun. It's only a fun little novel, and i don't know how I'll ever end it in the right way. Read at your own risk--if you hate it, fine. If you like it, fine! I don't really know what I'm doing here, but I'll work on it. LEAVE COMMENTS I LOVE COMMENTS
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Minho works in a deli, and naturally, he sells a lot of turkeys around Thanksgiving. What he doesn't expect is the world's cutest squirrely boy to come in every day for nearly a week, always needing another turkey, and always with some ridiculous story as to what happened to the last one. The excuses get more and more insane, and Minho is convinced the boy is just making them up so he can come talk to the deli worker, until a very fantastical conversation at his found family's Thanksgiving dinner has him questioning every interaction he's had with the boy named Jisung.
OR: five times Minho really wants to stuff Jisung’s turkey– and the one time he finally does
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The Fastest Baby Alive, Born to Run (Again) by Yuri_Osakawa
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon)
24 Sep 2025
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Wally West comes back to life! Just not in the way anyone was expecting…
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Artemis narrowed her eyes. “What do you mean?”
Wally rubbed his neck, sheepish again. “Okay, so—this is going to sound insane. But the Speed Force has rules. My physical body was destroyed, so to return... I kind of have to start over. Like, from scratch.”
“You mean reincarnation?”
“More like... rebuilding. I can come back with my memories, personality—still me. Just... I need an anchor. Someone I’m deeply connected to. Someone who can pull me through.”
Realization dawned, cold and absurd. “You’re not saying—”
“I need you to give birth to me.”
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Bumblebee and just about the last mechs he'd want to be around go on an energon scouting mission.
RED team is looking for a powerful machine that could bring about the end of America. Or the end of their war.
Two teams meet. Chaos ensues. And some learn there's more to eachother than meets the eye.