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Malleus takes things very seriously, all the time. Too seriously, at times. Vil thought he'd understand metaphors, or something a little more tasteful, but he gets an interesting taste alright...
aka have you ever read dr seuss' green eggs and ham!
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Seven Keys to Baldur’s Gate by BisexualCharmanderEnergy
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Seven Keys To Baldpate (Theater)
26 Sep 2025
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Gale Dekarios, a writer of popular novels, has bet his friend Elminster Aumar 5,000 gold that he can write a book in just 24 hours. To write said book, Gale has locked himself inside Baldur’s Gate Inn with what he believes to be the only key to Baldur’s Gate in existence…
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Idiots In Love by Anonymous
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
26 Sep 2025
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Saheon drunkenly asks Soleum to kiss him, the rest is history
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The author was listening to Project Moon music while posting this and it was like 1:27 that's why the tags are crazy (help me please)
also Solsah yeah!!!!!!!
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gulp..
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Rerir seeks the absence of objectification and finds more than he asks for. He does(n't) enjoy it, as Flins is involved.
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During a month-long hiatus, Mira and Zoey decide to take Rumi along for some ghost and demon hunting in a house known for its urban legends regarding a trio of demon hunters. Knowing that the latter is a devout skeptic of the supernatural, they’re hoping their investigation will finally convert Rumi to the side of the believers, or at least capture some quality footage of their fearless leader getting jumpy.
Little do they know, Rumi’s not exactly human herself, and she’s going to protect her girls from any evil spirits or malignant demons.
Or, this is a Buzzfeed Unsolved AU where hunters don’t exist, and Rumi’s secret demon heritage allows her to protect her girls from all the things that go bump in the night while playing the resident skeptic to conceal her identity.
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This love left a permanent mark
This love is glowing in the dark,
These hands had to let it go free, and
This love came back to meJisung and Minho are learning how to navigate their new lives as an official couple after the events of last year. But what happens when the past comes knocking at Minho's door?
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- Part 2 of The Sweetest Con
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Yasue wants Kaiser to stop smelling like that PLEASE
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He's thirteen, hungry and exhausted, and he has to care for a very active child of five. He's also a king in exile.
One day he has a brilliant idea to hide as a maester in service of the Usurper's most faithful servant.
He saw it as a temporary thing, then. To get some R&R, read some books, gather his supporters... eight years later he doesn't want anything but a peaceful quiet life with the kids he likes as his own kin.
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Crime and Punishment Septembleford 2025 by SJHowitt
Fandoms: Father Brown (2013), Father Brown - G. K. Chesterton
26 Sep 2025
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Sidney Carter spends a significant amount of his time on the wrong side of the law and has been in Prison at least twice, therefore behold a series of illegal drabbles, set forth for Septembleford. There will be AU’s, and running on things, and a mess of other stuff because this has been hard.
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Coming from a vanilla environment and having to adjust to a lifestyle college like RBU, can be as tough for a troblemaker student than it is for a diligent and motivated teacher.
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Good-Looking Men in Small Clever Rooms That Utilize Every Centimeter of Available Space With Mind-Boggling Efficiency / 智能小房间里以让人难以置信的效率利用每厘米空间的帅气男人 by PacketHero
Fandoms: 機動戦士GUNDAM ジークアクス | Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX (Anime)
26 Sep 2025
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总而言之，夏亚和夏利亚被关进了不那什么就出不去的那什么。
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My bad.. or was it my bat? by MissQhuay
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV), KinnPorsche Story - Daemi
26 Sep 2025
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Porsche finds an injured bat and decides to help that poor thing. He loves animals, so what could possibly go wrong?
Kinn was busy running for his life from the italians, when he suddenly finds himself almost squished against a delicious pair of tan pecs..
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Two gorgeous men.
One lonely heart.
And a game of chase that Seokjin never meant to join — but can’t bring himself to leave.From tequila-soaked clubs to sunrise coffee in bed, Jeongguk and Jimin turn every date into temptation. They want him. They’re patient. And they’re not letting go until he’s all in.
The question is… will Seokjin let himself be caught?
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The Fatui become annoying, so Aino decides to take care of them once and for all. Then Celestia becomes annoying, so Aino decides to take care of that, too. The fact that she becomes the Tsaritsa in the process is just a minor detail.
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Tom Riddle does not believe in prophecies. He does not believe in destiny, love, or any of the soft-headed nonsense his peers cling to. He believes in power, in control, in himself.
But Tom Riddle is also fraying at the edges—burdened by exams, his housemates’ endless war gossip, and the whisper of a prophecy he never asked to hear.
Either way, he vows never to believe in fate—until fate itself arrives at Hogwarts on a godforsaken Friday in the form of a transfer student whose name echoes his greatest fears and whose eyes silence every thought beneath Tom’s perfect head of hair.
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Molten As The Sun by Fade_touched_Lurker
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
26 Sep 2025
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She did not have the same curl of hot desire which threaded its way through his own love, but it was open, expansive, generous. Their love was a warm hearth fire on a cold night, a refuge, something to build with. He was not surprised, now, that she had only spoken of their love, and not her own; for her love was an action, a building together of a life. It did not make sense for her to speak of her own love, when for her love was collaborative rather than singular. Solas was beginning to see what she might desire in games of sensation, continually at odds with her physical body and desirous of something she could control, when she felt too much, or perhaps something to create a map to that confusing and shifting landscape that was her body.
Bull rolled onto his back, then rubbed the base of his horn.
“You’ve gotta be shittin’ me, kadan,” he said. “You want to break into the fucking Fade? Not an expert on this Chantry bullshit, but pretty sure the last time some asshole magister tried that, we ended up with the fucking Blight.”Solas and Lavellan are figuring things out in the Fade. Her friends would like to have her back.
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- Part 4 of The Mundane and Divine
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House x Sans Office AU (crackfic turned serious i think???) by ProcrastiKayte
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Undertale (Video Game), House M.D., Pressure (Roblox)
26 Sep 2025
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Y/N works an average job in an average office. Though, their coworkers are anything but average.
A story of relationship drama, offices, and divorce through pregnancy.
(This started off as a joke but i'm making multiple chapters now, hahaha fuck you cringe culture)
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"I didn't do anything!" Buck said defensively. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to keep the smile off his face, which, curse him, just made him look suspicious. "I swear."
Eddie put his hands on his hips, both eyebrows raised as he looked at Buck, entirely unconvinced. "You're telling me the spoon just mysteriously disappeared?"
Or, The Wooden Spoon goes missing. Buck and Eddie are mortified at where they find it.
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badass title I know
After a volcano erupts near Yosemite, pattern screamers begin to rip apart reality. At the same time, the spirit of Lilly manifests through Alto Clef's guilt, and he takes the family over to Cornwall to put Lilly to rest. He finally reveals the truth to Meri, as well. Meri battles with her newly revealed identity, and an incident occurs, sending Meri on a new adventure.