9 Works in DreamXD Doesn't Understand Humans (Dream SMP)

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    What happens when a deity, a being of great power has taking a sudden obsession to a mortal being? Mortals have always ment nothing to him. Nothing more then a sorse of offerings and sacrifices. So why is it that he's chasing after this one? And what does this obsession mean for the poor human who caught the eye of the God... Only time will tell.

    (there the is so little Xdnf on this platform, it's criminal)

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    Something horrible has happened. Clay starts getting weird dreams. An agreement with a god may be hanging by a thread.

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    It was a very peaceful Tuesday.
    It was a very peaceful Tuesday.
    It was a very peaceful Tuesday.
    It was a-

    Hold on, something seems off. Did he forget to brush Carl?

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    The world was created by a simple dream of a divine being. He set the stage where he could watch the environment flourish with his chaotic creations under his control. His muse saw it and watched the newly created world for a while with interest. Then the muse wondered what it would be like to create beings like them, but with no divine powers. Created to learn and be resourceful of their surroundings.

    The first creator listened to his muse’s idea and gave him the approval to add what he liked to their new world. Humans were created and he became known as the second creator of this new world. They were worshiped in thanks for their life and prayed to in times of help. The two creators busied themselves with them and life was peaceful.

    Then one day, the two creators had a falling out. So bad that one of the creators fell from the divine realm and onto the new mortal realm. Because of the fall, he interacted with the mortals directly.

    Toying with his partner’s creations out of spite.

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    in which dreamXD doesn't understand human gender and dream explains it to them

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    Sapnap finally meets DreamXD.
    It goes about as well as could be expected.

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    George’s eyes shot open, hand flying over his shoulder and grasping for a bow that wasn’t there.

    Time slowed to a crawl as his arms raised fruitlessly, crossing in front of his face.

    The explosion that came was so muffled George was sure he had died before the noise had truly reached him, but the consistent rush of water against his side said otherwise. Slowly reopening his eyes, he was met with a wash of deep yellow fabric inches away from his face, "What?"

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    George nie przejmuje się, ale praktycznie śni o własnym skonfundowaniu, gdzie wirujące kolory kwiatów snu i liści rzeczywistości mieszają się w jedną plamę o kształcie sylwetki pewnego boga, który aż nazbyt kogoś mu przypomina.

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    — Oh — to jedyne co wychodzi ze strony boga.

    I nagle robi się jak gdyby jaśniej i bardziej rześko. Suche, ciemne kępy martwej trawy zielenieją, podnosząc swoje źdźbła z życiem.

    George nie przeocza tego (nie da się tego przeoczyć), jak i głos DreamaXD mięknie i zwija się na powrót w bardziej ludzkie brzmienie. Znów brzmi jak człowiek, zupełnie jak człowiek, którego George kiedyś-

    — Oh — odpowiada tym samym mężczyzna, z jego strony jest to jednak bardziej reakcja na tę zmianę.

    — Nie chcę cię przerażać — mówi DreamXD i nie brzmi, jakby kłamał.

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    “I don’t want the last thing I do for you to be something I regret.” The cloaked figure answers slowly. He’s calm and confident like he hasn’t been in a long while. Now he knows. Now he’s sure. Now it’s not all fake smiles and wise words covering insecurity.

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