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Todos los años en los que Draco se negó a seguir el papel que le habían asignado en la historia... Aunque a veces cooperara en su beneficio.
Un héroe agotado; una súplica para un año tranquilo.
Y... ¿Qué significa realmente ser un héroe?
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Draco est le célèbre présentateur d'un jeu télévisé. Le candidat en face de lui a des lunettes rondes et est sacrément agaçant
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Harry is an Auror. Draco is a Ministry potionist — quiet, meticulous, deeply committed to his work, and lowkey convinced no one actually likes spending time with him unless they need something.
But Harry? Harry is smitten. Hopelessly. He finds excuses to visit the lab wing. Always dropping by with terrible jokes, extra coffee, or pretending he “got lost” even though he’s worked there for years -
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After the fall of the first wizarding war and the the death of Regulus Black, Harry Potter is marked as the Chosen One. A cursed gift that sets his fate in motion.
But destiny doesn't play fair. Draco Malfoy, Arrogant and Privilege, might just be the Chosen one too...on the other side.
Two boys. Two paths. And even Merlin didn't see this coming.
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harry potter & the time he phrased something horribly by marleah
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2025
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when ron splinches himself apparating during the horcrux hunt, some complications occur with his wound. somehow the golden trio finds draco malfoy, of all people, in the same forest. in exchange for a fee, malfoy agrees to help them secure a healing potion for ron.
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Harry James Potter was chosen as the fourth champion in the Triwizard tournament. His most trusted friends left him to his misery, because of jealousy and lies. Harry was all alone now.
Maybe Gryffindor wasn’t the house for him. It wasn’t his home. His home was somewhere else. He just had to figure out where.
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After the battle of Hogwarts, Death Eaters are getting prosecuted left and right. Narcissa and Draco make it out unscathed, but as a result, Draco is forced to stay at Number 12 Grimmauld Place. While living under the watchful eyes of the wizarding world, he must navigate complicated relationships, lingering resentment, and the fragile trust of those around him. As he adjusts to his new reality, Draco confronts the weight of his family’s legacy, the consequences of choices he never fully controlled, and the surprising alliances that may shape his future. Secrets, old grudges, and unexpected bonds threaten to either break him or push him toward the person he’s meant to become.
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Surviving the war, Harry found himself trying to find peace within himself, and that’s when he found Draco Malfoy who’s doing the same thing as him.
And Harry is determined to get his fairytale’s bliss.
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Harry just wants to vent and suprisingly Malfoy is willing to listen.
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Being best friends with Daphne Greengrass has given Tracey a bit of an inferiority complex, and when Harry Potter asks her out, she automatically assumes he's asking Daphne instead of her. Shenanigans ensue as everyone involved comes to their own poorly drawn conclusions about the situation.
My personal daily posting challenge for July. Short chapters, exclusively Harry/Tracey.
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“For the last time, Harry, I don’t want to date you!” Harry expected to have to continue in order to get Malfoy to care, so he opened his mouth.
“Can’t relate.” Malfoy called from the couch, where he had apparently begun braiding thin sections of Parkinson’s hair. Harry turned to him, gaping, and he could see Ginny do the same, because they thought Malfoy would make Harry confess with some expensive gift or something.
Malfoy looked up at the Gryffindors, smirking. “Did I just say that out loud?”
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Draco Malfoy's Tips On Scoring Cedric Diggory by rrriu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2025
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“Do you actually have a plan?”
Harry almost chops his finger, turning to face the blond, "what?”
“A plan, for Diggory? Or are you just waiting for him to wake up one morning and fall madly in love with your messy hair and trauma?”
Harry stopped in thought, he'd never actually considered that before, “I- no.. I mean, Hermione suggested a note.”
Draco scoffed, “of course she did, that’s peak Gryffindor strategy, ‘declare your feelings and hope for the best'.. Idiotic.”
“Okay, then what would you do?”
Draco leaned back in his seat, “well, If I were you, and I thank every bloodline that I’m not- I’d make him jealous.”
“…Jealous?”
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Harry Potter has a problem, his name is Cedric Diggory, and Harry is painfully, embarrassingly, hopelessly in love with him. Draco Malfoy has a problem too, a problem named Harry. Specifically, Harry being a lovesick puppy every time Cedric so much as breathes near him. It’s distracting, it’s pathetic, and Draco is sick of it. So, naturally, he offers to help Harry win over Cedric, because watching him fail is better than watching him mope, somehow along the way Draco starts wondering if maybe Harry isn’t the only one falling for the wrong person.
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Returning back to for an 8th year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy find themselves accidently bonded together for a week via an accident with a magical potion. Now they must find a way to find peace in one another's presence and with themselves.
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Elodie Malfoy has managed to stay out of the way of the 'golden trio' for the first four years at Hogwarts, but as she starts her fifth year and tensions in the wizarding world grow tighter, can she ignore her family's wrongdoings? Or will she find solice in her brother's mortal enemy: Harry Potter.
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The moving truck parks in a puddle.
Hermione, on trying to tread water.
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It's not everything, it's something by uniquely_wolfish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2025
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Finally 18 and finally free, Draco takes control of his life. He ends up in a bar, flirting with Potter of all people. He intended to just go out and quickly fuck someone, even if that someone is his old nemesis. That's not Harry's plan though.
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Ron’s a better top, Harry’s a better bottom. That’s just the way it is, it’s perfect.
Why does Harry always have to always break perfect things?
(Harry tries to top, and spoiler alert, it takes Ron’s sanity.)
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A really bad take on friends with benefits.
They really weren't friends to begin with.
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Harry Potter está al borde del colapso. Jóvenes magos están ingresando a San Mungo con síntomas inexplicables: fiebre mágica, convulsiones y un extraño letargo. Todo parece indicar que una poción sin nombre es la responsable, pero no hay rastro del creador.
Con el ministro de magia exigiendo respuestas y la presión creciendo, Harry viaja a Estados Unidos, donde un grupo de aurores y pocionistas intenta frenar el desastre. Lo que no esperaba era encontrarse con Draco Malfoy... como la clave para una posible cura.
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Desperate HouseDrago by pouik for HydrusMaelstrom, Wekake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2024
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Harry a perdu ses pouvoirs. Drago n’a plus une thune et doit travailler pour se racheter aux yeux de la société. Leurs amis complotent. Paf, ça fait des chocapics.
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- Part 31 of ASPICs Potterfictions