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As a Space Drifter Craig’s life had been quiet and relaxing, just as he liked it. Transporting cargo from A to B with his beloved spaceship ‘The Feldspar’ was all he needed in life.
But when a commission from the Astral Union puts him in the middle of an intergalactic conflict the only way out is through.
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Space pirates are a real thing that brings Craig more trouble than they’re worth.
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Strange things are happening at Tweak Bros, and the Tweaks call in some experts to help them!
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There was nothing else on his mind. Craig couldn't speak, couldn't breathe without thinking about Kyle. It was insufferable; a pull he felt tearing at his heart from inside his chest and dragging him closer to the edge he knew he would never recover from falling off of.
What had happened to him? When did this mild interest in Kyle Broflovski manifest into care, and want, and love? When had he become obsessed with the mere idea of this man by his side for the rest of his life?
It was almost laughable, how Craig acted as if he didn't know the answer to his own anxious ruminations.
He didn't fucking care. Because now, it was an opportunity. An opportunity for him to truly commit to the act of caring for and loving another human being unconditionally, without anyone to interfere.
Was it really selfish if it was all he'd ever asked for?
or, after a rather odd encounter with kyle broflovski in high school, craig develops a certain kind of curiosity as to how he lived now that they were no longer friends. the moment he began to feed into that curiosity, it began to morph into something much, much more dangerous.
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Hi this fanfic is just a ton of episode one shot compilations! This is me trying to test my script writing and hopefully animate some of these! I’m hyperfixiated to Creek (again) so I’m watching South Park and writing this slop
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Jimmy can't fall asleep in summer camp, so he gets Timmy to help.
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"Do you think it will ever get better?" Craig whispered.
I took a deep breath.
"Hmm..." he hummed.
How much can a relationship endure? How much before it just doesn't work anymore? Or can you get through it all together?
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It all begins with one kiss on prom night.
Kyle Broflovski never thought his best friend would be the one to turn his whole world upside down. Stan Marsh, drunk and way too honest, kisses him in a moment Kyle can’t seem to forget. What follows are months of confusion, secrecy, growing desire and the kind of love that refuses to be hidden.
From late-night talks to camping trips, jealous mistakes, first touches and the courage to finally be seen. This is an intense journey of two boys learning what it means to be more than just “super best friends.”
Stan and Kyle are in their senior year at South Park High. This is a slow burn story that begins on prom night and follows them to graduation, until nothing can stay a secret anymore.
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Craig has always dreamed of floating through the stars and swore he would make that happen, and dreams can come true if you shave off the corners and squint.
With a Starcraft that falls apart at the seams, and a crew that seems to follow suit, it's a miracle they can make a single credit shuffling cargo from port to port. Having to spend too long on a highly anticipated planet, Craig makes use of his off time integrating poorly into society and being bothered by the charismatic patrons that lined the streets.
A story of thankful hellos and space fated Craig and Tweek. -
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South Park, but almost everyone is gay.
Please excuse my bad writing. i have a learning disability and ADHD, and I'm a covid beh beh :(. this also my first fanfic, thank you.
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- Part 1 of south park
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A violent war between the humans and drow elves. A certain stick that may or may not contain magical properties. And a great guardian, foretold of long ago, sent to quell the fighting between the warring factions. The Grand Wizard King, thinking he now has an ace in the hole against the vile elves! But what is a Grand Wizard King to do when his most powerful weapon yet favors the sweet, gentle, and kindhearted Court Paladin instead?
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What if the new kid who joined in the epic LARP was ACTUALLY a trained assassin from another realm? Would the backwards bonkers mad residents of the quiet little mountain town even notice? Years of conditioning and training could NEVER have prepared him for this!
More tags/characters/warnings/etc as they come.
I will warn you RIGHT NOW, shit will get twisted and depraved, I promise. This is fucking South Park we're talking about here!
Rated "Explicit" because of before mentioned twisted and depraved shit, just to be safe.
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Prince Tweek Tweak’s life was mapped out from start to finish, you get married, become king, and have an heir. That’s how his family has been in power for hundreds of years. He even has an arranged marriage to a gorgeous princess in another kingdom, everything was perfect.
But, as new recruits are forcibly drawn to join the Royal Army of knights, a tall, tan, raven haired boy wrecks Tweek’s mind and forces him to question if everything he learned, especially in church, is correct. He will be forced to face what he is supposed to do and what he really has always wanted to do.
A decision he will not be able to make.
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Just something stupid that popped into my mind because I freaking love the Krazy Kripples episode and am 100% sure that Timmy and Jimmy are and will still be considered part of the Crips.
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- Part 2 of South Park Heroes
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A nuclear, toxic gas is released into South Park, Colorado. The gas is called NT-628. It has horrible affects on the mountain town, causing a zombie apocalypse to break out. Stan Marsh and his friends work to find the person, or people, responsible for this.
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JEW BOX
Kyle stopped and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, he forgot about the pencil and dragged the box out from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty. He crouched over it on his knees, and he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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The kids of South Park acted like normal kids on occasion. Playing sports, having the typical boy/girl feuds, playing pretend. They even all played superheroes together! But its been years since then, costumes abandoned, and origin stories forgotten. With ignored immortality, incredible hindsight, and even the power of mint and berry, superpowers aren't even blinked at. However most of the kids never expected that the origin stories they came up with at nine years old would actually come to fruition. How do they handle it? How do they ensure things don't fall apart into chaos?
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Cartman gets diagnosed with Schizophrenia, things sure do happen!
—updates at LEAST once a month—
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"Well?" Kyle drawled, stepping up—close, too close, voice dropping to that mocking purr. "Looks like science says you're the loser, Tucker. Inferior. Bottom feeder. And you know what that means." He leaned in, breath hot against the sleet-damp chill, eyes raking her like he was already claiming spoils. "Supply closet. Lunch. Your ass, my rules. Cum dump starts now."
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"Just dont get caught sleeping with a beer bottle in the woods." "..What the hell does that mean." by Anonymous for Fangirlnya
Fandoms: South Park
05 Oct 2025
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alternate route to Chapter 71 of NSB not so boring 'New grief' Where we dont get caught drinking and therefore theres no one to stop us.
Updates are random.NSB not so boring belongs to Fangirlnya
pls go read it its so goodSeries
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Craig thought senior prom was supposed to be simple. No dates, no drama, just the gang.
Until somebody spiked the damn punch and suddenly nothing felt simple anymore.
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South Park es un pueblo pequeño, tal vez demasiado.
Los pequeños pueblos esconden muchos secretos, problemas sociales, corrupción y, también, cuentan grandes historias.Como la de un grupo de amigos en su último año escolar.
Los chicos deberán superar sus problemas e inseguridades juntos, en el camino pasarán por muchas aventuras, risas, llantos, miedos, muchas presiones, pensamientos demasiado largos y problemas existenciales.
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- Part 1 of Good and Bad Boys