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Back in the eighties five werewolves were making the most of the American stock trade. Unfortunately on again off again drug addictions and poor financial choices would lose them nearly everything. Now nearly 40 years later they are all practically broke, all living in the same apartment in Miami in the shambles of what was once their posh lifestyle. Their main goal these days? Getting some more cocaine.
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“This ain’t another powdered sugar situation is it.” Ferlyannickson says squinting over the top of their old green couch.“No.” Dave huffs. “It’s a ‘powdered sugar’ situation.”
“Well fuck,” said Ken. Prying the Mcdonald’s straw from last week’s takeout, his nails extended like claws as he used it to cut it down to just the appropriate length for their purposes. “Cut that shit up and let’s fucking party!”
“I said I found it. I didn’t say i got it.”
“I hate when you say shit like that.” Ricardo groans from where he’s wedged under the coffee table.
“Getting us all half cocked and then blueballing us like that?” Ken said. “I should kick your ass right here right now.”
“I’d pay to see that fight if I hadn’t already seen that awful performance from last night” Ferlyannickson said.
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He knocks three times on the door gently, clasps his hands together, closes his eyes and says:
- Hanako-san, Hanako-san, are you there?
He waits. At first, he thinks that nothing will happen, until he hears a creak and he dares to open his eyes a bit. He sees the door ajar, and then a hand graps the door from the other side of the door.
- I’m here…
He jolts in fear, watching the door open, waiting to see who’s behind the door. The door opens, and he sees nothing but a toilet.
“Huh… it was just my imagination.. phew…”, he thought. He leaned his hand on the stall.
Suddenly, he felt a pat on his left shoulder. It was cold. Very cold. Not human, not human, not human, not hu-
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Embark on this JSHK AU where new characters play the story you love so much! With Kauan Madden, a 15-year-old highschool boy at the time of this story as the main lead, where will this tale will lead him to? Will he have the same fate as Nene Yashiro or a completely new one? Only time will tell.
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“So here’s what I’m thinking. We go up to him, strike conversation and distract him while one of us grabs his wallet, finds out his address and then we release a wild boar inside his house.” - says James brimming with excitement and looking much too proud of his mastermind plan. It earns him an eye roll from Peter and Sirius slaps him in the back of his head.
“Jamie, I love you. But that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard. Where would we even get a wild boar from?”
“How about we go chat him up and get his number and make posters with it to make creeps send him nudes?”- supplies Peter, which doesn’t sound as stupid as James’ idea.
“Gentlemen, please. I hear you, but it is my brother’s honor we are defending here and his innocent and inexperienced heart. So I call for good old vengeance, an eye for an eye, a broken heart for a broken heart. We must woo this man, get him to fall in love and then when he least expects it…”- he slams his fist on the table startling his companions. “BAM we break his heart. We could even snap a pic of him crying pathetically.”
Sirius Black wants to get revenge on the man who broke his brother's heart, unfortunately for Remus, he thinks it was him.
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What Else We Do In The Shadows Minisodes by our_flag_means_yippee
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Original Work
28 Sep 2025
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This will be a collection of unrelated, one shot scenes of my characters from my AU, What Else We Do In The Shadows. Majority of them will be comedic 3:00 am ideas that may or may not make it into future episodes.
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What was supposed to be a normal date with Penny at the Dinner Diner quickly turns into something neither Gumball nor Rob will ever forget. Is it true that Gumball has romantic feelings for Rob and vice versa?
TAWOG belongs to CN and Ben Bocquelet.
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The Proposal(s) Predicament by platinum_firebird
Fandoms: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017)
28 Sep 2025
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Within the space of a week, Commander Eli Vanto receives three different marriage proposals.
One is from Lance Reisen, an admiral assigned to a backwater sector who's looking to make a name for himself. Unfortunately, he seems to be labouring under the misapprehension that Eli is the tactical genius on board the Chimaera, not Thrawn.
The second is from Jar Ontec, the admiral who might just have pulled strings to get Reisen exiled to such an unfavorable posting in the first place.
The third is from Captain Kos Teersel, who, as far as Eli can tell, just wants his help catching a gang of pirates.
As Eli navigates the deadly cut-and-thrust of Imperial politics, tries to turn down marriage offers from three men who outrank him without tanking his career, and works to uncover the identity of whoever is really pulling the strings from the shadows, only one question is left unanswered.
Does his soulmark, written in an unknown script, say Thrawn's name?
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Operation Stakeout: Nerds vs The Night by hibiscushello
Fandoms: Disventure Camp | Campamento desventura (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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two loser ass nerds band together and join as Vampire Hunters. People are being killed every day out in the streets, the news is dead silent on the issue, and Spencer Lee Lawrence wants to end it on Halloween Eve and show off his intelligence to never be doubted again. Benjamin "Benji" Hattori just dropped out of Law School and decided that being his sidekick and rookie would take up a lot of time, as he will do anything but find a J.O.B.. Despite being Vampire Hunters, they never successfully hunted down a vampire due to a group called the Vibe Tribe banding together and being much more efficient vampire hunters. This drives Spencer crazy, so one night, on the glorious day of Halloween Eve, Spencer takes Benji to a haunted castle to finally find evidence of vampires' whereabouts in the town after all, with the hopes of slaying one that night.
When entering the castle, Tristan alerts Benji and Spencer through the walkie-talkies, warning them not to enter. Too late! They had already entered, though, will they follow their instructions about not saying anyone's name THREE TIMES? Well, you can probably assume what happens...as they will learn to face the wrath of a very stunning and glorious vampire named Diego. -
fuck ’em all but six by tragedyofcommons
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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“Uh-huh. I’ve never been to where you hole up, but it’s gotta be nice; you’re wearing suede.”
“More comfortable than most leather, good for casual settings,” he hums. “You’d like the fit. I could commission you a pair… I know a guy who’s the real deal.”
You flat-out ignore his attempt at styling you. “I am not telling you my shoe size.”
Jaded and grappling with the loss of a family member, you spitefully decide that until you also leave this world, you don’t need anything or anyone. Unluckily for you, your friend and schoolmate, Aventurine, thinks himself right in dragging you along — kicking and screaming — through the process of grief.
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Prequel to The Inexplicable Act of Devotion set in 1989-1991.
Follow Valentine and Weasley in their battles of wit. A Young Fred Weasley has the tendency to push young Valentines buttons, this cannot go wrong. Can it?Series
- Part 3 of The Inexplicable Act
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And as an added bonus, if your relationship happens to go South of the Border, we will lodge a case for you to get a refund ASAP. Make sure to let us know at your earliest convenience. Check your policy document for any exclusions. Terms and conditions apply.
Have a rotten day!
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The Addisons-----
An AU where Spamton loses everything he has and, at his lowest, receives a strange CRT.
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- Part 4 of infomercials
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Villain By the Devil’s Law by Bigcheesefan
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Sep 2025
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You’re pretty sure your sketchy neighbor is part of the Yakuza, and Aizawa is certain that the girl next door has a thing for him. Who’s going to find out they’re wrong first?
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In a neon-lit, cyberpunk world, cyberboxing is the hottest sport on the streets. Baby is a young fighter with big dreams, but she’s master at losing. After a crushing loss, she loses everything —her gym spot, apartment, and savings. Desperate, she decides to steal from the seemingly abandoned Vektor Clinic. But it’s not abandoned, and its guardian, Viktor Vektor, is a man with no cybernetic enhancements, his strength purely natural and utterly bestial. When he reveals himself to be the King, one of the most feared legends of cyberboxing, Baby realizes that this might be her chance. Unfortunately, Vektor wants nothing to do with cyberboxing ever again.
"𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥!" 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. "𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺!"
𝘝𝘦𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯. "𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺?" 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧. "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺?" -
friendly neighborhood spidey by oscoeur
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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Maybe it's a typical day in Penacony; where the red suit vigilante would randomly drop down on your balcony. Except, it was a first for Anaxa to experience said phenomenon. He doesn’t know the whole protocol on what to do with a stray vigilante, especially with a possibly passed out one. Is there even a hotline to call? Where can Anaxa return him?
or, phainon as spidey and anaxa his personal doctor.
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Being a young dad is hard.
Being a young dad with zero idea what you’re doing, living with your two very judgmental adoptive dads, and raising a chaotic toddler who thinks the toaster is a toy?
Welcome to Kayn’s life.At 21, Kayn’s doing his best to keep it together, barely.
Between late-night diaper duty, awkward playdates, and job applications he never finishes, there’s little time for anything else. His best friends are party animals, his sister thinks he’s not fit to raise a cactus, and his son Yuki is one tantrum away from world domination.Kayn isn’t ready for romance, and he’s definitely not ready for Rhaast, the guy who looks like trouble, acts like it too, and somehow keeps showing up at the worst (or best?) times.
A slice-of-life, slow-burn, chaotic-but-soft comedy about fatherhood, found family, unexpected love, and learning how to not completely screw up.
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A Helluva Bad Deal by Serious6665
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Sep 2025
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After the events of Sinsmas, Stolas has been adjusting to the life Blitzø's always lived. He's figured he might as well adjust to it, as he'll be stuck like that for the next hundred years.
During one of Stolas' first missions out, things go wrong. Stolas blacks out, and meets a figure from Hell's past. He makes a deal for his power back, at the consequence of needing to help free a long gone, ancient evil.
He awakens in Beelzebub's home in the wrath ring, discovering he had been out for 6 days. Beelzebub comforts him, while Lucifer tells him exactly who the figure was.
As he grapples with the consequences of the deal, he slowly learns that maybe he shouldn't be so trusting with demons offering power in exchange for his soul.
TLDR: Stolas makes a big mistake.
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Tyler stepped closer. No pose, no heroic voice. Only the truth he had to spill: “Nothing frightens me more than losing you.”
Wednesday turned, and for the first time her features did not shield but acknowledge. “Then we are prisoners of the same fear.”
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- Part 2 of Ich Finde Dich
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If I’m Undead, and You’re Magical, then Who’s Driving the Bus?? by SovereignVoidDragon
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
28 Sep 2025
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What it says in the tags, based on my Vampires SMP blurb. Everyone but Avid is supernatural and he Does Not Notice. Comedy.
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- Part 4 of Scott but Vampire
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Tyler trat näher. Keine Pose, kein Heldenton. Nur der Satz, der aus ihm heraus musste: „Es gibt nichts, was mich mehr erschreckt, als dich zu verlieren.“
Wednesday wandte den Kopf, und zum ersten Mal reagierten ihre Züge nicht mit Abwehr, sondern mit Anerkennung. „Dann sind wir beide Gefangene derselben Angst.“
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- Part 1 of Ich Finde Dich
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i wonder if i ever cross your mind (for me it happens all the time) by renesthot
Fandoms: LE SSERAFIM (Band)
28 Sep 2025
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Kim Chaewon is not superstitious at all and definitely not gullible enough to believe that someone loud, ridiculously comical yet beautiful with ginger hair out of all colours, can change her mind overnight. When her best friend of twenty years determines otherwise, she decides to give it a shot. Strangely after that night, she finds herself in unexpected situations connected to the tarot reader.
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Chaewon is forced by her best friend, Sakura, to get her cards read by a con tarot reader, Huh Yunjin, just for one day but fate somehow seems to bring them back to each other. -
[Podfic] Go Catch A Goose by zamashi
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Sep 2025
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Two years after graduation, Pro Heroes Deku and Uravity are good friends but nothing more. That is until Deku falls for a vicious prank text, and a rom-com ensues. [Podfic]