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    Jon was very sleep deprived as usual so he didn’t pay attention to the book as he took it out of the dusty box. “Ugh, Martin really needs to be better about dusting the cobwebs off these things before bringing them into my office.” No, he didn’t know it was necessarily Martin who brought it in here. But he was so very easy to blame for everything. He put the book on his desk and opened it. He was going to research the Web.

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    It started as a midnight listening party, it ended with a cowboy singing Taylor Swift while fixing his truck.

    Kylie calls that character development.

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    Kill you? What? Did you think I wanted to kill you? This whole time? You really are the silliest human I’ve ever come across.”

    Hanbin wishes he could crawl into the nearest hole and die. Can this night get any more embarrassing? Silly? Silly?

    “T—That’s what vampires do. They kill and eat humans.”

    “That’s really rude,” Gyuvin frowns. He runs his thumb over Hanbin’s bottom lip. “If I wanted to kill you, don’t you think I’d have done it already?”

    Hanbin supposes that’s true. If a vampire really wanted him dead, he’s sure that he would have been eaten long, long ago. At least, Gyuvin wouldn’t have entertained their nightly chases for so long if he wanted to kill him.

    “I’m sorry,” Hanbin finally says after a few moments of thinking. “I guess—I assumed."

    “You should be sorry.” Gyuvin pouts. “This whole time, I thought you’ve been courting me."

    “Courting you?” Hanbin almost chokes.

    Hanbin is probably the worst vampire hunter in the history of the profession. Gyuvin just loves to play with him.

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    Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.

    Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
    Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.

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    [Post-canon After Part II]
    New character. Not a perfect hero

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    “hey mates! Guessed who’s back!” John cheered as he entered the Justice League Dark Headquarter.

    No one look up from what they were doing, Busy with their books, Or whatever the shit they’re holding…

    That is until John pulled out an adorable Blond girl from his back “meet Katherine! She’ll be around so get used to her!” he said, and when the girl giggled everyone whipped their Head to look at him, even Dr.Fate "and don't give her chocolate, I learn they're bad for pets but I dont know if they're bad for babies too but just to be sure... No chocolate" John added

    “WHO’S CHILD IS THAT?!??!!??” Zatanna asked the Question that came to all of their mind.

    “I found it” John casually says proudly. “she’s Mine now” he added in a more demanding tone as if he's declaring it.

    ---

    Aka Magic was fucked and Now there's a Child, OUR child! No one need to know though, Just say we found it in the trash and decide to share custody.

    [Also Author keep making new fics and forgotting old ones lmao]

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    The portal was right there. Shadow Milk was going to escape and other was no chance they would ever find them again. Not until the beasts unleashed their dark plans throughout the land of both Beast Yeast and Crispea

    So Pure Vanilla makes a choice.

    A choice he might yet regret, considering he's now put the master of lies right next to his ear. Perched atop his head

    Or: Beast Yeast episode 8 but instead of getting away Shadow Milk is defeated and sealed inside Vanilla's new hat.

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    Jason and Percy attempt to go on a date, but the universe might have other plans.

    OR: Jason bottles some stuff up, they hit a high-stress situation, and it all comes out

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    Realization hits Amity like a ton of bricks in the face. “Luz…” she asks carefully, “Are you a human?”

    Confusion passes over Luz’s expression. “Uh… yeah? What kind of question is that?” She asked with another small laugh. “What, did you think I was some sort of shape-shifting baselisk from the demon realm of something?”

    But Amity wasn’t listening. This is bad, she thought, This is really, REALLY bad! Amity started to have trouble breathing. She went through a portal. To the human realm. A portal that had now closed. And given that that weird door was clearly portable, had a chance of never opening up in a location she could reach again in her entire life. She was stuck.

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    Amity Blight, Student of Hexside and one of the most promising young witches in the boiling isles, finds herself trapped in the human realm. Luz comes across her in the woods, and invites her to stay at her house. This is the story of Amity's first look at the human realm, Amity and Luz's relationship, and most of all the ability to never lose hope, now matter how grim the situation may seem.

    OR

    Role-Reversal AU where, instead of Luz going into the boiling Isles, Amity wanders into the Human realm!

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    Louise Belcher, the toughest 9-year-old anyone would ever encounter, just shared her first kiss with her best friend and she wants to shout at the whole world how stupid it was (or at least rant to her siblings about it).

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    A young journalist, tired of writing her romantic column about girls saved by superheroes, decides that her next big project will be to uncover the secret identity of the superhero most adored by women: Gamma Jack.

    In a series of unfortunate events, our nameless protagonist fails to realize that the man she met at the police station — the one helping her with her plan — is none other than the secret identity of the very man she’s stalking.

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    What if Haymitch kept his promise to both of the 74th Hunger Games Victors – they both made it out alive. How do the events of Mockingjay change with the star-crossed lovers together at last.

    A good mixture of the Everlark fluff we never got but the angst we all adore. Updates (hopefully) every Friday.

    Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own The Hunger Games or any of Suzanne Collins' characters! Just writing for funsies.

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    The team just had its best season in a long time; for the first time, qualification for European tournaments was almost in Chelsea FC's hands. The problems came at the end of the season, when their young star player had to leave training due to the sudden death of his father, and when he returned, he seemed to lose all his ability on the ball, as well as the person he used to be.
    Mason starts the next season trying to get his life back on track with the support of his best friends and put the pain of that summer behind him, but everything changes when Chelsea's newest player, Kai Havertz, appears in his life. And in his dreams too.
    Now, his new teammate will flip his world upside down in the craziest ways he could have ever imagined.

    Or, Kai is the weirdest person Mason has ever met, and somehow, it feels right + Erin wants to help her best friend get his life together, while trying to get the girl of her dreams, her teammate.

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    MINISTRY OF MAGIC – DEPARTMENT OF MYSTERIES
    INTERNAL MEMORANDUM
    Classification: RESTRICTED
    Access Level: Level 15 Clearance or Higher
    Distribution: Do NOT Circulate Beyond Authorized Personnel

    Subject: Case File #93 – Hermione Granger
    Unit Assigned: Dark Artifacts & Hostile Entities Recovery Unit (D.A.H.E.R.U.)
    [Commonly referred to as “The Death Eater Squad”]

    Summary (Restricted):
    Following receipt of a direct threat from Fenrir Greyback, Subject (Hermione Granger) has been designated a high-value target. Intelligence indicates Greyback has been tracking her routines for several weeks. The pattern of recent civilian casualties suggests fixation. Motive remains under investigation.
    Protective detail has been assigned at all times. Subject has expressed resistance to restrictions but remains under Ministry mandate. Current working theory: her ongoing research may have provoked Greyback’s interest.

    Warning:
    Information contained herein is classified under the Official Secrets Act, Section Twelve.
    Unauthorized duplication or circulation punishable by up to ten years in Azkaban.

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    His eyes widen as he takes him in. Mike. He almost couldn’t believe it was him at all.

    “Stare a little harder, would you?” Mike said hoarsely, breaking the silence.

    “Sorry,” Will breathed, and then shook himself out of… whatever he was doing; ogling, oh god. He was ogling Mike. “I didn’t mean to—you’re just, you look different.”

    When Will Byers' powers come to light, Will and Mike are sent on a world-shifting adventure across universes that slowly serve to answer for that yawning chasm of lies and uncertainties between them. It may also, simulataneously, lead them straight to the salvation that they've all been waiting for, for far too long:

    Purging their lives of the Upside Down, finally, once and for all.

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    Varka: ooh that sucks… couldn’t be me tho, I get all the hoes

    GossipQueen: you’re single too, I don’t think you get to talk

    Varka: have you never heard of hook ups??? Plus i won’t be single soon

    JAHODA ✌️: HE DOES NOT WANT YOU

    Varka: shhh….

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    Varka transfers to the Nod Krai dorms at Teyvat university after living in Mondstadt and gets invited to the Nod Krai groupchat . He becomes down bad for a mysterious goth boy no one likes, and shenanigans ensue

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    Satoru Gojo is known for his long livestreams, where he chats with fans about everything. But one night, when a fan asks about Geto, a famous vocalist, he casually responds that he would never add one of his songs to his playlist. From that moment on, the two begin provoking each other like a cat and dog.

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    This story follows the storyline of the original Netflix series Money Heist, I've just added an extra character. The story will be told from her point of view.

    I also have this story posted on Wattpad @jayvex under the same title.

    I'm planning on this to be a very long story and I hope it'll be worth it. Enjoy!

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    When the teleportation rune landed them in an unknown territory, Sam was prepared to improvise. He’d come too far, after all, to let Eret slip from his grasp before he got the answers for which he’d been so desperately searching. It didn’t matter all that much anyway, all he had to do was buy enough time for Lindsay and Marquess Manifold’s workers to track them down to the new location.

    Except things seem to go off the rails almost immediately, and returning home wasn't as easy a task as simply activating the correct teleportation rune.

    For better or worse, he and Eret were stuck, leaving Sam with limited options on how to move forward. He wasn’t sure if it helped that they were now surrounded by genius outcasts as they tried to find their way home, but whatever happened, he would protect his family.

    THE SHORT OF IT: A Fantasy/Royalty AU that features unconventional A/B/O dynamics, political worldbuilding, a heavy emphasis on trauma recovery and found family dynamics, and soap-opera levels of non-communication. And also, there’s romance. See forenotes for more details.

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    A series of prompted drabbles as part of my participation in the Last Drabble Writer Standing Competition. Each week a wheel that contained prompts and pairings from the previous twelve rounds of competition was spun and competitors had to be ready for anything. Come read my random stories based on a variety of prompts!

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    2/?
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