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Harry is rather drunk. Malfoy yanks him into a cupboard.
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This is the story of what happened between the lines of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", "Deathly Hollows", and beyond. It narrates how Harry and Ginny fell in love, how they arrived at their momentous kiss, and where that kiss led them. It also dives deeper into Ginny and Hermione's friendship. It can be considered a collection of missing moments that contain all the spicy episodes JKR could not publish. They are, for the most part, consistent with canon.
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Draco Malfoy drunkenly drags Hermione Granger to his flat, where one spectacularly bad decision (shagging) becomes a recurring life choice neither of them can stop making.
He tries to court her with black funeral roses, sabotage her dates, and even joins the Auror Department just to stalk her professionally.
Together they discover a beautiful, chaotic cycle: bicker, snog, shag, regret, repeat — and somehow it’s the healthiest unhealthy relationship they’ll ever have.
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The Lack of Space Between Us by BurningChandeliers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2025
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Eavesdropping mission goes wrong. In a rush to find a place to hide or face the wrath of his mother, George finds himself stuck in a cupboard with Hermione Granger.
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Karma and Nagisa are at a party with their friends and end up playing Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Based on one of my animations, you can find it in the notes.
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closet rendezvous (i was supposed to catch you) by girl_who_writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2025
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Malfoy was up to something.
Despite it being eighth-year, Harry finds herself suspicious of Malfoy again when she overhears Slughorn scolding her for trying to steal regulated potions ingredients. Naturally, Harry goes to confront her.
The problem? Confronting her ten minutes before the start of class may or may not result in Harry being trapped in a closet with her for the entire period. Naturally, they argue. And also a bit more.
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Malfoy fucks Harry in a cupboard right next to a potions class and they try not to get caught.
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We should do this again some time. by Chuuyapper
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 Jun 2025
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“Following me now, are you?”
She walked up to him, resting on the windowsill. He let out a small scoff, as if her words weren’t absolutely true, “Don’t flatter yourself, darl’,” he blew some smoke in her direction, grinning as her nose crinkled. “Must be fate then,” She suggested, gaze moving over his sharp features. “Must be.”
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You and Chuuya get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 at a Port Mafia party
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Harry loves watching Quidditch matches. He also loves watching Marcus Flint.
Too bad Flint doesn't think he's good enough for the Chosen One.
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Behind Closed Doors by vasterut
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Melodifestivalen RPF
10 Jun 2025
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You're at the palace to attend the after party of Sweden’s National Day. As KAJ’s PR manager, your job is to prevent scandals, not star in them. But after a night of lingering looks and under-the-table teasing with Kevin, the tension finally snaps. One locked closet door later, and you might just become the headline you were supposed to avoid.
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When I asked if there were no m/m stories about cupboards, the response was: “It seems to me that if there isn’t, it could be written by you—”
Who am I to argue?
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Hermione finally gives into Scorpius while in a cupboard.
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FemDraco. Harry keeps butting heads with the posh pureblood princess. So what if he likes looking at her while they call each other names? And so what if she is enchanted by his eyes? They still hate each other... right?
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Missing scene of Toby and Chris in s4. (AU)
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- 924
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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The Treat Cupboard by Fluffbiscuit
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
03 Feb 2025
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If you’ve never read the OG story this was based on, maybe give it a read. It’s called Broken Locks and Broken Taps (almost painfully slow burn, haha, mature rated as nothing really saucy happens in it) but it gives you context as to where they are and why.
Or if you’re just here for the smut, fair enough. They’re hiding in a small understairs cupboard at a party, waiting for guests to leave before the house owner (their client) lets them out. So time is tight, space is tight but they just shared their first kiss and whaddya know, being pressed up against Lucy like that, has gotten Lockwood hard. While the original version ended in just lovely fluff, I did have thoughts about what if she offered to help him out, by easing that tightness in his trousers. And it seems like a few filthy dogs wanted to read that version too, so here it is. It picks up part way through chapter 15
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Сделай это для меня / Do It For Me by archdeviless
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2025
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Гермиона возвращается в Хогвартс для завершения обучения. Она чувствует абсолютное одиночество, оказавшись лишённой постоянного контакта в школе со своими лучшими друзьями, сделавшими выбор в пользу прохождения аврорской программы. Однако внезапно поступившее непристойное предложение заметно меняет её жизнь, лишая возможности тосковать в стенах замка.
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- Русский
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[NOW COMPLETE]
Hermione goes back to Hogwarts for her final year after the war. With Ron and Harry choosing the auror program over more school, she’s more alone than she has ever been at Hogwarts. That is until an indecent proposal makes her life more interesting.
Warning: Contains explicit content.
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You are cordially invited to the thirty third birthday of Regulus Arcturus Black, head of the House of Black by dollsqueen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2024
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You are cordially invited to the thirty third birthday of Regulus Arcturus Black
Head of the House of Black
Party to be held at Grimmauld Place on 2nd June 1994
Gifts will be well received
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A glimpse into the start of Sirius and Nick's relationship.
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- Part 4 of You are Cordially Invited
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Draco is a sexy mob boss. He is also the most powerful man in Britain. Harry is the poor uni student who saves his life.
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- Part 2 of Cultober 2024
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Feet that be swift in running to mischief by bookishbedlam
Fandoms: SAS: Rogue Heroes (TV)
11 Oct 2024
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Eoin’s hands land on Paddy’s shoulders, massaging gently. “Do you know how sexy you look when you’re thinking?” Paddy doesn’t say anything, trying to decide. “Well now, you could at least pretend like that felt good.” This time, Paddy responds with a hum.
Eoin is feeling determined though. He bends down, placing his mouth just behind Paddy's ear to plant a gentle kiss there. “It's actually kind of hot being in your office,” he says, voice pitched low, “knowing you're the boss. Knowing you're in charge when you're in here.”
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- Part 9 of Who Lifts Wins - Paddy/Eoin