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Stan's life is beyond mediocre. His parents fight every other day, his dad's barely ever sober, his sister's away half the time for college, and he lives in the middle of buttfuck nowhere on Tegridy Farms, like he has his whole life. Every day is drab routine until a weird trio of kids try to rob Randy's best weed and Stan decides to get involved.
"Hey!" Stan calls lowly. "Psst!"
The three boys jump, backs against each other, turning this way and that, trying to find where the voice is coming from.
"Over here!" Stan calls a bit louder. "Near the tree! The window?"
The one in the jacket spots him first. "Shit."
"Busted," the fat one sing-songs under his breath.
"Shut up!" The tall one hisses.
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bit of an expansion of s19ep6 tweekxcraig. canon interactions prolonged,author is stupid and doesnt speak english.
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Style sickfic requests, for those of us who are shamelessly obsessed with how cute they are taking care of each other.
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The robots are rising to power, and humans have no choice but to perish.
But maybe some don't want to abide by a fate that they have no power over.
They just want to keep their loved ones safe. They've already lost enough battles. They can't lose the war as well.
But they also have to learn to live with themselves and their flaws, and perhaps that's too difficult of a task.
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If there's one thing that you should never expect in life, it's for things to stay the same. For Craig Tucker, that was a hard lesson thrust upon him when he was only eleven, when his childhood 'boyfriend', Tweek, grew apart from him. Now, everything feels different and warped - yet every day, when he woke up in that God forsaken town of South Park and attended South Park High School, his only wish is for it to have changed more.
Maybe, just maybe, things will change in his favor. Or maybe, they'll just keep being shit forever.
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Kenny McCormick is set to marry the Prince of Kupa Keep on this day, but a dragon crashes in and kidnaps her.
At the same time, Kenny learns a terrible secret about her most trusted paladin and true love.
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- Part 6 of Apotheosis
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He watches Craig sleep, his head resting on Tweek's arm. He looked exhausted, but Tweek didn't pay much attention to that. The occurrences before they fell asleep came crashing straight into Tweek’s mind. It'd give him something to think about. He stays quiet for a time, watching Craig sleep. Whether he wanted to admit it or not, he missed Craig so much. They'd been inseparable for so many years, so anytime he thinks about that day it just sends him spiraling.
With gentle movements, Tweek reaches over and carefully takes off Craig's chullo and gently begins to run his fingers through his hair. It was soft, which was new. When they were still friends Tweek would do this very thing to help Craig's migraines, he remembered his hair being more oily from the constant beanie wearing. He never minded though.
The peace doesn't last very long as Craig wakes up. It was nice while it lasted though. Tweek could almost pretend that things were normal. But they weren't. Just like him.
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Kenny's father had a dangerous look in his eye, the way he looked when the ice was thin and Kenny should know better than to take another step. He snapped his mouth shut with an audible clack, torn between two evils. If he argued enough, maybe he could stay inside where it was at least a little warmer, and where he could go to sleep finally. If he argued enough, though, he may also end up getting his shit rocked.
Both options sucked.
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Kenny gets kicked out on one of the coldest nights of the year. Luckily, he happens across a good thing.Bad Things Happen Bingo 3#: Shaking and Shivering
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- Part 3 of Bad Things Happen Bingo: South Park 2025
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When Mr. Garrison's class has to do reports on different countries, Cartman and Wendy get assigned to do a presentation on Israel and old tensions resurface. Meanwhile, Kenny introduces Tolkien to redneck culture, Nichole tries to organize a Dungeons and Dragons campaign, and Kyle can't stop himself from turning into a noir detective.
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When the reader makes a return to South Park after five years being gone, she's met with familiar faces.
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Day six of Style and Bunny Kinktober Spectacular 2025
Prompt: Electricity
Professor Chaos has contacted Mysterion, granting a truce so the two men could meet civilly.
Their meeting is anything but civil.Series
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The kids of South Park acted like normal kids on occasion. Playing sports, having the typical boy/girl feuds, playing pretend. They even all played superheroes together! But its been years since then, costumes abandoned, and origin stories forgotten. With ignored immortality, incredible hindsight, and even the power of mint and berry, superpowers aren't even blinked at. However most of the kids never expected that the origin stories they came up with at nine years old would actually come to fruition. How do they handle it? How do they ensure things don't fall apart into chaos?
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The kids of South Park were finally graduating high school, ready to go off to college and take on the world. Except Wendy was going to school two hours away from Stan and Kenny was too stupid to realize his own feelings right in front of him and Marjorine couldn't afford a boob job and Cartman was in denial. And, oh yeah, Kyle was in love with his best friend.
Things in South Park were far from over.
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Aged up South Park College fic taking place in a close-to-canon universe except people age normally and there are no aliens (I think?). Fic starts when they graduate, though there are flashbacks to high school and plenty of easter eggs.
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Tweek Tweak is a freshly turned 21 year old college student entering his junior year.
He has been brewing beverages in his parent's coffee shop since he was old enough to walk, but now Tweek is a man of science. He is fascinated by Chemistry and aspires to follow a career path to explore his passion in either Pharmacy or Pharmaceutical Research. With an interest in mental health from his own past experiences, he enthusiastically enrols in a Psychopharmacology class.
It is difficult that the Professor is a ball buster.
It is difficult that the Professor is attractive.
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Cartman gets diagnosed with Schizophrenia, things sure do happen!
—updates at LEAST once a month—
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Tweek shines like a star about to explode. Craig was meant to destroy everything he touches.
The two teenagers met at the mysterious Camp Sleepway. There, during an unusual night, they began to share a psychic connection and started attracting monsters thirsty to drain their life energy. -
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Cartman starts drowning in the spoils of the new life his Ghetto-Epstein stepfather starts providing him. He expects Kyle to clean it up when he's sick of it. But it freaks him out that Kyle wants to in the first place. His life would be perfect if Kyle could keep his big fat jew nose out of his business.
Wanna-be-Daddy-Warbucks leaves him gold, but takes something personal instead. Cartman can't let anyone get away with that. Even if they were black in this climate.
(I don't want to give it away but the tags are serious and it gets nasty. I was dissatisfied with the original so I made this one a retelling of Sporus and Nero. Yeah, it gets that bad. Warnings. They ain't a decoration. Don't bug me. I don't know how to turn complete off. It was disturbingly easy to keep all the characters and the plot like...in character. This show is so ridiculous it could easily slip into a Godfather/walk to remember hybrid, apparently.)
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A violent war between the humans and drow elves. A certain stick that may or may not contain magical properties. And a great guardian, foretold of long ago, sent to quell the fighting between the warring factions. The Grand Wizard King, thinking he now has an ace in the hole against the vile elves! But what is a Grand Wizard King to do when his most powerful weapon yet favors the sweet, gentle, and kindhearted Court Paladin instead?
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What if the new kid who joined in the epic LARP was ACTUALLY a trained assassin from another realm? Would the backwards bonkers mad residents of the quiet little mountain town even notice? Years of conditioning and training could NEVER have prepared him for this!
More tags/characters/warnings/etc as they come.
I will warn you RIGHT NOW, shit will get twisted and depraved, I promise. This is fucking South Park we're talking about here!
Rated "Explicit" because of before mentioned twisted and depraved shit, just to be safe.
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"Well?" Kyle drawled, stepping up—close, too close, voice dropping to that mocking purr. "Looks like science says you're the loser, Tucker. Inferior. Bottom feeder. And you know what that means." He leaned in, breath hot against the sleet-damp chill, eyes raking her like he was already claiming spoils. "Supply closet. Lunch. Your ass, my rules. Cum dump starts now."
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Clyde realises that being gay can get him money. All he needs is the right person to pretend to be gay with.