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Get Used To It by theyre_called_my_sandals
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
14 Oct 2025
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SBI Foster AU but— nope. No buts. It’s exactly the same as all the other ones. It’s my comfort plotline, your honor.
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- Part 1 of Get Used To It
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Sometimes, moths are ripped from their cocoons before they can emerge on their own. And sometimes they longer too close to a flame. Either way they meet the same fate.
A certain inchling turned (mostly) human was the same way, left with blurry memories of his ripped away past. It comes at him in flickering, harsh waves. All he remembers is hopping dimensions looking for Phil. Sometimes his memories come in random spouts of deja vu or worst of all, fading moments as he loses himself entirely.
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- Part 9 of The Realm SMP
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“Wait. Did you just get these powers?”
Tommy shuffles awkwardly. “Maybe.”
“That,” Phil says, “means we’re part of your backstory and are obligated to serve the narrative and push you towards your character development.”
“Well, unless we want to die and become motive for him to pursue heroism, I guess we gotta become your guys in the chair,” Technoblade says.
"...What?!"
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- Part 19 of AI-Less Whumptober 2025
- Part 57 of impravidus’s crossover fics
- Part 142 of impravidus's folklore
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He nearly falls, if not for Philza who is quick to steady him. "Tech," the words are firm and cutting, enough to make him hunch as he can only envision the angry cruel man who visited every day and hurt hurt hurt- "I need you to breathe, you're all bloody and tired,"
"i–" he swallows and steadies himself, copper still settled over his tongue. "Philza, Phil I said 3 days, 3 days," if that had happened, he could've gotten out and back in before Quackity ever resumed his visits. He could've prevented so much pain, could've saved Dream from some of the worst months of his life.
"He's getting hurt, Phil, we gotta get him," he whispers. Techno knew Sam and Quackity wouldn't purposely kill their prisoner, not without that book. But he knew Quackity. He'd spent the past 3 months watching the way in which the duck hybrid toed the line of too much
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Tubbo reflects on the state of the DreamSMP after Tommy's final death.
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Tommy never should've been returned to his mother's care in the first place, but it kept happening... and it was going to happen again. No matter what anybody had to say about it, especially Phil. He's just going to be another foster kid failed by the system...
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- Part 13 of Whumptober 2025
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Star disease, a disease caused by unrequited love. This disease cannot kill anyone, but Quackity is dying because of it, along with many others.
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Hanahaki AU, but instead of coughing up flowers, you cry stars instead. -
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"You're so manic-pixie-girl."
"Nah, I'm just manic."
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A close friend of yours calls in a favor that has been long overdue. It was supposed to be simple, it was supposed to be easy.But no. Since when has anything in your life been easy? Now, it's devolved into involving yourself in a revolution that you never wanted to be part of, several new friends and foes, and a potential lover!
Yeah. You should have just stayed home.
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"Goodbye, dearest Kinoko...
Thou hath me in your grasp.
Alas, chained hearts doth use their wisdom...
Anon, they veil the path."Kinoko Kingdom has changed. Drastically.
Laws and ordinances, put into operation just after the death of the Triad of Kinoko (consisting of Karl Jacobs, Sapnap, and GeorgeNotFound), have made the place into something unrecognisable. Some residing in this modern hole-in-the-wall some 150 mo- er, years later argue that the changes are for the better. Some say they are for worse.
But what of our protagonist? For every story has one, dear reader, whether the poor soul realises it or not. Where do they stand? How do these laws and demands affect them, their daily life? (For that matter, how are they able to live?)
And what would they do- hypothetically- if everything fell to hell in a handbasket before their very eyes?
...Well. Let's find out together, shall we?
(Busy schedule permitting, I'll try to update this every Monday, probably sometime around 4 in the afternoon CST!!)
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Happy October! Time for Technoblade to have lots and lots of sex!
Thirty-one bottomblade drabbles to celebrate the kinkiest month of the year. Pairing + prompts will be in each chapter's summary, title, and in the tags, but expect a whole array of tasty stuff (again).
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Like a wave that crashed and melted on the shore by Elidocor
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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As Phil looks back, he sees Technoblade resurfacing again, but this time the mer isn't looking at him, but rather somewhere to his left. Techno reaches out and pulls something out of the water. Then Phil is face to face with a mer, but a small and grumpy one.
This must be what the merfolk calls a pup, a child of their species. Said pup is currently pouting at him, while being held under his arms by Techno.
"Phil, meet Theseus, my son," the older mer announces proudly, which leaves Phil's brain lagging to catch up with the information. The man thought that if his friend had a child, it would have somehow came up in their conversations. After all, when kids take up the majority of your time, it's hard not to mention them to others.
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Or: mer Techno surprises his human friend Phil by introducing him to his little mer son Theseus
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- Part 4 of Eli's dadnoblade addiction
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The Tired Bartender and the Peppy Vigilante by Stellocchia for LadyCatland
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Oct 2025
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A grumpy and tired-looking blond teen slammed open the door to the small supply closet Tubbo was in. “Oi! How long are you planning to sleep? I was supposed to close up and go home an hour ago”. From the old coffee stains on his apron and the halos of sweat dampening his shirt around his armpits and down his back, Tubbo could tell that he should have gotten a break far before that. Although looking beyond the angry blond Pomeranian in front of him, he didn’t see any other employees, so perhaps that hadn't been possible for him.
“I’m up now” he reassured the other teen. “Are you the one I have to thank for healing me?”. Even if there were no others there anymore, he couldn’t be sure that had been the case from the start. He had fainted pretty much as soon as he’d gotten there.
The blond scoffed. “More like bringing you back to life…” he mumbled in a dismissive tone.
Huh?
Was that even possible?
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or, Tubbo stumbles across a dingy cafe while on the verge of death and decides to repay the kind stranger who rescued him in the most unusual of ways
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- Part 13 of Clingytober 2025
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This is currently a wip rn but its about if Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Drista, Purpled, and later on Eryn were friends in high school.
This story is meant to be a modern AU / semi-joke story i made for a group of friends i know. This wouldnt be a thing without them since they help implement a lot of the ideas and story seen here. so shoutout to KREAMSMP!!! (hehe)
Anyhow, this story contains violence, abuse, drinking, s/h, general hallucinations, angst (obviously), drug use?, blood, Tommy having horrible humor, family issues, and flirting [not a romance centric] (I WILL GIVE A WARNING BEFORE EACH CHAPTER BEGINS)
I also want to point out 3 things
1. Some people mentioned arent great people irl, this is only about the characters, not the content creators
2. There may be sexual jokes here and there and maybe an IMPLIED makeout, but there will be NO smut since the main focus is teenagers living "odd" lives
3: Just because I write about this doesnt mean i support any of these actions, thank youRemember, this is a DSMP story, so dont call me cringe. You're reading it.
[I also suggest using the "entire work" setting when reading, but thats just me :)]
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Roier não aguentava a vida que era imposta, mas, por sorte, um pouco Abracadabra seria a chave que precisava para mudar tudo o que ele podia imaginar.
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1 Villain, 2 Vigilantes, 3 Idiots by MagpieRaven
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Oct 2025
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Tommy wants to fight like his father and older brothers, he's got a costume and villain name and everything! Except powers. Yeah, the one thing that every villain and hero has.
But Tommy also lacks self-control, so in his stubbornness, he goes to sneak into the Mayor's office. Turns out he wasn't the only one wanting to find something against the mayor and meets two vigilantes who end up being just as stubborn and idiotic as him.
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Yet another superpower au but Bench Trio
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Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart. -
Swallow Your Affections by Jeeblie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
13 Oct 2025
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You were a recruit, asked to join a rebellion you didn't believe in- to fight against people you didn't know- all the while carrying around the knowledge and the secret that...
You couldn't die.
Not without extra steps.
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People called him a siren; he lured people to their deaths. He was the flower that led Persephone to the underworld. He was the rose on the vase in his dead mother's room. He was the dandelion who wouldn’t fulfil his brother's wish.
He was charming, his tongue, the weapon, his words, the bullets. He wondered how the barrel of the gun would feel on his head, his skin warming the cool metal.
It was easy to deceive, hard to be truthful.Headline: The Siren Strikes Again! Hear what Angelic Fury has to say on the topic
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Wilbur is a villain then rest of SBI are heroes, and wilbur is a sad angsty emo bitch boy.
(ABOUT THE C! NOT THE CC! FUCK WILLIAM GOLD)
(also, hi everyone. I accidentally orphaned my work, so I'm reuploading it. It only had 3 chapters, but I promise you there are more to come!)
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To our most distant and inhuman Emperor,
We have the creature you call your son.
Magic must be purged from these lands. We must be rid of the unnatural plague.
If you comply with our demands we will return the Prince alive.
If within one week you have not publicly demonstrated a good-faith effort
we will bring you his body.ai-less whumptober day 13
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- Part 13 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 10 of i know a land called the land of the living
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Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince!? (Rewrite) by sherashalala
Fandoms: Dream SMP, 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic), Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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Tommy wakes up in a book he's read once before, now casted as an infant prince named Theseus-- that would have been fine if this infant isn't destined to die at the age of fifteen by the hands of his own royal brother.
Tommy as Theseus will not have that.
He'll be changing a few things in here. For one, he will not be called Theseus. That's such a gaudy name. Who the hell chose that-? Oh right.
The brother who is going to execute him.
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OR The SBI Who Made Me A Princess AU we all needed.
OR OR Tommy gets stuck inside a book and he has to use childish charm to change fate.(The Rewrite)
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- Part 2 of Who the FUCK?