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    “Your problem, my dear Doctor Tenma, is—you're too tense.”

    A Monster one-shot written for the Whumptober 2025 prompts:

    Day 4: "Don't be scared, I've done this before."
    Day 5: Quivering
    Day 6: Medical Restraints
    Day 10: Without Consent
    Day 11: "A smile so bright, he's the devil in disguise" (altprompt)

    Yeah I know, I'm cheating by putting so many prompts in one story, but they all went together so well. (And I'm lazy.)

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    Modern high school AU crack chatfic
    There's an OC in there but she's kinda just there with all the chaos

    [sophie more owo]
    Naruto added Sasuke, Sakura, Fuyuka, Shika, Choji, Ino, Hinata, Kiba, Gaara

    Naruto
    Am I missing someone
    Nah

    Hinata
    I think you forgot shino

    Naruto
    Who?

    Sakura
    Bug boy w/ goggles

    Naruto
    OHH

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    They say that isolation can quickly drive someone to insanity, but that’s a moot point when they’ve both long crossed that particular line.

    So on that note… whose bright idea was it to put Dazai Osamu and Fyodor Dostoevsky right next to each other?

    //Dazai and Fyodor have a few conversations during their stay at Meursault. It’s all just fun and games between two old friends. Really.

    (Eternally completed/on-going one-shot collection. Updates whenever I say so.)

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    The moment she stepped off the train, something proved her intuition right—the air was undeniably different. A fresh breeze accompanied by a promise of something unrecognizable, and a captivating smell of sugary treats from a small bakery nearby.
    Bella was undoubtedly aware that she, too, would have to adapt.

     

    A musican gets hired at a local event planning company, while managing all the chaos in both her heart and mind.

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    The fate of a stalker is always difficult. No one goes to the Zone for a good life. But the fate of one of them is even more difficult. But... maybe he can find a better life not in the Zone, but somewhere else? On a cold planet surrounded by drones. Maybe, but before that he has to go through a series of challenges.

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    "Of course I eat people, I mean...It's not something I would broadcast since it's...well Gotham and they began to make a phad about it because the citizens are brilliantly...stupid."

    Bodies are piling up, whatever is left. Families; different backgrounds, different ethnics, religions, looks are being eaten and whatever is left into a master piece. Some sort of art with the remains and everyone was losing time and leads to find out who has been feasting upon Gotham citizens. Jason however, knew of a Cannibal that he totally never mentioned to Bruce. It's not Jason's fault he died before revealing his darkest discovery and that discovery is in the form of a boy he had left behind. [M/N] [L/N]; Mortitan, brilliant, a chef of his own making and conisear of flesh.

    All Jason needed to do is sweeten the deal in a way that drives all people, after all at the end of the day {M/N] is human after all.

    "Besides..it's people...they are literally born every day..so who cares if a few of them...just disapear once in a while?"

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    Steve Rogers: Captain America. Leader of the Avengers. Art teacher?

    Steve isn’t sure when he blacked out, but when he comes to, he’s not himself. At least, not who he thinks he is. Suddenly thrust into a universe where he shares his name with a fictional character whose backstory is eerily similar to the life he remembers, he’ll have to fake his way through until he can figure out how to go home.

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    Spoilers for the Sarah J. Maas universe.

    The sky split open.
    She fell through — wings burning, memory shattered, power erupting like a storm no one could name.

    Velaris called her a stranger.
    The Inner Circle called her a threat.
    But something older was already calling her home.

    Shadows stir. Secrets fracture.
    And as the bond of worlds begins to tear, one truth becomes clear:

    She didn’t arrive by accident.
    So without further ado… let’s return to the City of Starlight.

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    Wilson, on the brink of an existential gay awakening, gets turned into a vampire. Guilt, love, and chaos ensue.

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    “Tell me there’s a real, very upbeat werewolf that told me to be my own psycho.”

    “Why would you want to be anything else?”

    Not the answer she was hoping for. But considering the lateness of the hour and the sleep-blurred voice suggesting she might have pulled him right out of REM sleep that was… surprisingly coherent as far as answers went.

    “You remember her, right?” she presses, because what she just got wasn’t exactly an answer. “She was real. A werewolf, but she always gave pure unicorn vibes and then I went and asked her for help because I couldn’t think of anyone else to ask and everything went wrong from there…”

    “And now we’re fixing it,” interrupts the voice on the other side of the line.

    “But are we? Is anything we’re doing actually going to help her at all?”

    A question she really tried not to ask herself too often – let alone out loud – and now here it was, out in the open.

    “I’m not really trying to help her. Just doing what I’m told. Your mastermind energy makes you really hard to refuse,” Pugsley tells her and that’s… another thing that might have been better off staying unspoken. “If that’s what she meant by you being yourself I think she might be… proud of you?”

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    Bohemia Country Day is Prague’s premier institute for secondary education, serving the children of only the snootiest aristocracy. Henry Kovář loves his teaching job, but he’s had to develop a thick skin to survive the demands of the school’s haughty clientele. After 8 years of his career, Henry thought he could write the book on de-escalation…until one fateful email to the ‘final boss’ of entitled parents, Hans Capon.

    Now this lunatic is determined to ruin his life, and they seem to be crossing paths at every turn! If only Capon’s daughter could just learn to behave, then there’d be no reason to keep in touch with her father…and that is what Henry wants, right? Because no matter how vexingly irresistible he finds the man (haha, who said that?), he CANNOT get involved with his student’s dad…can he?

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    Jiseok asks Jungsu to teach him to sing in order to impress his crush, and everything definitely goes according to plan.

     

    "You know, getting caught making out in the middle of a furniture store and running from security wasn't anywhere on my bucket list, but it sure is now."

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    Part 2 of Dancing on my own.

    Join Wednesday and Enid's adventure on their way to rescue Pugsley!

    Wednesday is a well-known author, trying to put her life out of it's natural order when she meets her long lost love Enid Sinclair.
    Enid is an aspiring journalist, a divorced mother of a 6-year-old boy. She has always prioritised other people's comfort over her own happiness, and she's currently relearning how to love herself.

    After the first book's events unfolded, it became clear that Logan was not the biggest threat looming over Enid and Wednesday's happiness.
    What will Wednesday do when her brother Pugsley goes missing? Who took him and for what purpose? Is it just a mere coincidence that he was abducted right after Wednesday joined Enid's world, or is it part of something way more sinister?

     

    Read below to find out!

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    When his boyfriend went home to Japan during the off-season, Michael Kaiser missed his Yoichi so much that he soon bought his own plane ticket and followed. Anyway, while he’s here, he might as well do a deep dive into an aspect of Japanese culture he’s long been curious about…

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    We were the trash the state could not liquidate, or re-educate, brought in to fight their war for our freedom. We have no respect for authority, we have no respect for assignment, and we certainly have no respect for any jackboot inspector who wants to put a collar on us and tell us who to spend our lives with. We are born-again dragon slayers, rolling through the ruins of the old U.S.A. in transport trucks and humvees slaying the enemies of the state with intense prejudice. We are mean-spirited, well-trained death dealers who dream of destroying the enemy, and the State social order, and wake up ready to desecrate anything that looks cross at us. We are assignment-dodging, aristocrat-defiling, near-feral warriors the Anthrostate has been brought low enough to field. We are symbols of human resistance, human will, and State desperation alike. For this, the state, and all its inspectors despise us, and for that, I adore us.

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    Vrg. Llegó San Valentín y Vene se puso de novio con el payaso que le dibujaba nepes en el cuaderno, qué inteligente.

    -'PÉRATE MAMAGUEVO ANOCHE LO HICIMOS MUCHAS VECES, ESTE SAN VALENTÍN NO LO HAGAMOS Y SOLO CENEMOS ¡¡¡POR FAVOR!!! -encerrado en el baño, no planeaba salir.

    -Juli, respeto tu derecho a no querer tener hijos pero reafirmo mi autoridad como activo entrando por la ventana-dijo trepando por la pared hasta por fin asomar la cabeza por el vidrio y sonreír con malicia-Si te pones el traje de conejito podría tener más piedad contigo.

    GuyiVene -LatinHetalia
    República Cooperativa de Guyana x República Bolivariana de Venezuela
    Feliz 24 de junio - Batalla de Carabobo.

    El Vene que aparece aquí es cortesía de: @MariangelCarballo3
    Nombre de Venezuela en este fic es cortesía de la asombrosa: DamistaH
    https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3178871/

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    Alaia is really screwed when she figures out she really wants this one girl in her class. Kinda sucks right? Well, we will see if they have a happy ending or will it all go to.. OKAY LETS JUST START THE STORY!

    Happy reading?
    HELL YEAH!

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    You’re a critically-acclaimed indie darling, widely known for your bold performances and even bolder tweets. The internet thinks you’re insane. They’re right. Last time you trended, it was because you clapped back at a hater with: “I suffer from PTSD (Pussy Too Scrumptious Disorder). I apologize if my vibes is off…” and honestly, you stand by it.

    Now you’re moving into a new apartment. Is it for your next role? Maybe. Is it because your last place got doxxed after you accidentally livestreamed yourself trying to fistfight a pigeon? Also maybe.

    The new place? Cozy. Quiet. Full of deeply suspicious people. Your neighbors call themselves the "Akatsuki,"

    One looks like a war veteran that screams ‘I was in prison’. Another might be a cult leader. One tried to accidentally film you for tiktoks. You’re intrigued.

    Also, one of them is definitely stalking you. But you're deranged, so you flirt with him.

    Will you survive? Will you solve the mystery of the building? Will you finally learn how to cook rice without setting off the fire alarm? Probably not. But you will cause chaos.

    This is a story about being feral and hot.

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    If there's one thing Jungwon hates about his job, it's the customers. Specifically, it's the entitled rich kids who complain about everything and treat him like garbage because they think they're above him. Even more specifically, it's Park Jeongseong.

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    John is injured in an odd and suspicious way. While fighting for his life, his childhood best friend has to keep him from getting lost in the dark recesses of his mind and help figure out why it happened using humor and love to get him through. When something major happens, no one is prepared for the truth.

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