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‘And what’s so terrible about it?’
‘Well, they say the darkest of wizards graduate from Slytherin.’
‘What, like exclusively?’ Harry hugged his knees. ‘Say, you graduate from, whatchamacallit, Hufflepuff? Are you prohibited to dedicate life to dark magic and world domination? Or vice versa, do all Slytherins sign a paper banning them from starting a charity or giving out magical apples from their garden? Poisoned apples only? Oh, the Evil Queen must have been a Slytherin, then.’
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What seemed like ages later, the rip-mouth opened, and the Hat announced deafeningly, ‘SLYTHERIN!’
Blaise could swear his brows had left the Earth’s orbit. He failed to choke back a startled laugh.
Fifty points to Slytherin for the show, Ronald.
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It is a tale that starts with one Ron Weasley, though he is but a single variable in a long equation. At times, a small unorthodoxy is enough to open eyes and crack age-old foundations. The question is whether the eyes will stay open to see the ugliness emerging through the rifts, or squeeze back shut lest the unveiled is too hard to face.
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Fair warning, this is a much angrier, ruder, more dirty minded and all around more fed up Ron than in my other stories on here. As a result of this and the general arc of the fic (see below) it is very critical of Harry and Hermione and Snape and the Malfoys. Everyone is a little bit mental and dark in this fic.
Please note the satire tag, this is a fic that pokes at the plot of Deathly Hallows (and other HP books) …for fun, it’s not a manifesto... and doesn’t actually reflect what I think of the characters - go see some of my other work for more canon tone fics that are more in line with how I actually think. The critique is thus actually aimed at the author (JKR) and the point of this is to be a bit extreme (again for fun and for the sake of satire…)
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What if the Weasley’s aren’t very impressed with the way Harry handled the war effort and its aftermath? And they know a hell of a lot more about the Wizarding World than Harry and Hermione.Ron re-connects with his family, his ex and the Wizarding World while he increasingly disconnects from Harry and Hermione. Eventual Ron/Lavender. Not epilogue-compliant.
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Theodore Nott and Harry Potter have been on their second date for the better half of a month… Theo won’t fuck until after the third, and Harry is determined to make it happen.
If only their annoying Alpha/Omega friends would leave the two betas to seduce each other in peace…
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- Part 3 of Seven Dates to Fall in Love
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what we call the beginning is often the end by notesfromtheunderworld
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Ron Weasley dies at the Battle of Hogwarts. Death comes to collect him but instead of finality, he offers a wager over a chess. If Ron wins, he may go back and change everything.
Ron wins and respawns as his six-year-old self.
Unfortunately, that self comes with war flashbacks, a front row seat to how badly everything went the first time, and the deeply unpleasant realisation that his entire family is basically walking into a slaughterhouse if he doesn’t intervene.
(or, Ron time travel fix it with loads of worldbuilding and a side of dimension travel for funsies.)
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- Part 1 of honey in the lion’s mouth
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His Darkened Obsession universe
told from Draco's point of view:I watched him, my eyes fixed on the way the dim light of the room danced across his features. Harry Potter, the Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived. My obsession.
For years, I had hated him, despised him for being the one who had always thwarted my plans, who had always managed to come out on top. But as time went on, my hatred had begun to twist and turn, until it had become something else entirely.
I couldn't explain it, couldn't rationalize the way I felt. All I knew was that I couldn't stop thinking about him, couldn't stop wondering what it would be like to touch him, to taste him.
My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of footsteps outside the room. I straightened, my eyes narrowing as the door opened and Harry himself walked in.
He looked tired, his eyes sunken and his skin pale. But even exhausted, he was still beautiful, still captivating.
I felt a surge of desire, of need, and I knew that I had to have him. No matter what it took.
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Hogwarts doesn’t feel like home. The Burrow doesn’t either. And when even Hermione, Harry, and his mum can’t—or won’t—see him, Ron is left with only one terrible conclusion: maybe they’d all be better off without him.
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"You Can’t Have All My Siblings, Harry!" by Harryblack2002
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2025
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Ron weasley Thought Voldemort was his biggest Enemy.
Oh, But how wrong he was....
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Bleeding out on the floor of the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape awakens to a horrifying reality: trapped within the body of Ron Weasley during the summer of 1996.
With Dumbledoode already wearing the cursed ring and his fate set on an unstoppable course, Snape and Ron face a darkening future. Forced into an uneasy alliance, they must navigate their shared sixth year at Hogwarts. Their mission is twofold: find a way to separate their entangled souls and aid Harry Potter in the fight against the rising threat of Lord Voldemort.
But first, they need to decide who gets to steer this sole vessel.
Currently, Severus Snape is enduring a headache-inducing family drama, while Ron Weasley is going further down the path of sneaky mischief. -
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To unite a divided wizarding world, Minister Shacklebolt fakes the ultimate love story: Harry Potter and Severus Snape.
In public? Heart eyes and hand-holding.
In private? Thinly veiled threats and broom closet brawls.But between staged kisses, press disasters, and one very compromising gondola photo, pretending starts to feel dangerously real.
Enemies in private. Lovers in public. Chaos everywhere else.
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The Reluctant Guardians; Watch How They Fly by LiveLongEatWell
Fandoms: W.I.T.C.H., Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2025
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Draco stared up at him, wide-eyed and trembling, clearly mid-malfunction.
“I am so sick of this,” he mumbled.
And because Ron was Ron, he found his mouth saying: “The blood really brings out your eyes.”
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- Part 2 of Wizards not Witches
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Prompt: "Wanna bet?"
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- Part 39 of HP Romance Oneshots
- Part 21 of 2025 Pride Month Fics
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Draco Malfoy decides his life needs a change. He tries to be nicer to everyone but it's Third Year so everyone is having their own problems. Unfortunately, his wardrobe ends up suffering more than everyone else combined.
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Ron Weasley has a massive crush on Blaise Zabini and his friends are absolutely sick of it. One by one, they each give him advice on how to get Blaise to like him back.
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Inspired by "Things the Golden Trio Is Not Allowed To Do" written by uncutetomboy’s bro on FanFiction.Net
I just kept thinking 'who's making all these rules... and why?' ...imagine the grey hairs poor Remus is going to have at the end of it all...
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On Reddit, I'm u/Electronic_Fox_7481. I've been posting a few prompts related to Ron, and people loved them, so here I am posting them here as one-shots.
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Ron a perdu ses bananes.
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Nine years ago, Harry Potter disappeared from the Wizarding World and has been living (or hiding--depends on who you ask) as Harry Evans, a schoolteacher in Boston. Desperate for help, he's relieved when a teaching assistant position is filled for his classroom, not knowing that he'd soon be forced to confront his former best friend and their shared complicated past.
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I wouldn't mind being in love with you. by They_Call_Me_Asshole
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2025
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Not many students returned the following year to Hogwarts for what Headmistress McGonagall had deemed their "Eighth Year". But Draco had. That was the first thing Harry took note of upon boarding the train to Hogwarts; there, in an empty car, was Draco Malfoy. He knew him as soon as he'd seen him, because he had spent so much time detailing the angles of his face. Except Ron and Hermione, who were walking close behind Harry, hadn't noticed. They even bumped into him when he had come to an abrupt stop in front of Draco.
"Mate? You good? You wanna sit here or something?" Ron asked, already looking at the empty booth to start situating himself.
Draco didn't bat an eye, he was staring out the window, though Harry could see how his shoulders had tensed. Draco would always pretend to be too good for anyone, he wouldn't even give him his attention. "Malfoy," Harry greeted, finally, and Ron and Hermione looked up, surprised, finally looking at the person they'd almost not recognized. "Your hair is black."
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I haven't read the books in a while, but this has been on my mind! Slightly based on a fic I read a long time ago. :) -
you who bares all your teeth in every smile by Blank_100
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2025
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After the war, Harry and Draco try to navigate getting back to their normal lives.
Chaos ensues.
Side stories for you with the watercolor eyes
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- Part 2 of HP Gayz Universe