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    To be able to tarnish his corporation was a luxury humans didn’t seem to understand, and yet it was an essential one all the same. To keep him sane, to tear apart something meant to be divine surely would leave a tear on his soul that could mark him as distinct, as wrong, as un-demon.
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    It was an act of violent spite, each fibre of collagen a ‘fuck you’ to She who had created the whole. It was like adding patches to a jacket to personalise it; to make a patchwork person from scars and Hellfire and love, when all it was meant to be was evil.

     

    Whumptober Day 8 Prompt: Self-Inflicted Injury

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    Whumptober day 1: "Please don't cry." Aziraphale is called up for heaven to check in with Gabriel about his recent activities on Earth, and he’s particularly scathing with his review, leaving Aziraphale shaken and struggling to keep it together. Back at the bookshop, Crowley is waiting for him, and shows him that it’s okay to break down sometimes.

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    "So," he continued with polite curiosity, "you'll be heading back to the states soon, then? After the summer?"

    "That's the idea."

    "You must miss it terribly."

    You gave a short breath of laughter at that, though, it was more akin to a humorless huff on top of a weary smile.

    "I mean, I guess." You said, staring into your cup for a moment, like it might help you form a better answer than the one sitting ready in your throat. "Honestly... I've kinda been looking for any excuse not to go back."

    You didn't mean for it to land as heavily as it did, but when he didn't fill the silence of your short response right away like he'd made a habit of doing up until now, you looked back up and found him watching you with a deep but expressive sort of pensivness.

    "Well," Mr. Fell began again after a long moment, drawing out the word, not uncertainly, but with a deliberate few seconds of padding, like he was giving himself a moment to think through the words that would follow a final time. "If that is the case, then perhaps..." his mouth turned up slowly in a soft smile, as if the decision he'd been making had settled just that second. "Perhaps we could be of some help to eachother?"

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    When Crowley goes missing, Aziraphale is determined to rescue him.

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    “It wasn’t as if Aziraphale was lying. Certainly, no one had ever asked whether he was dating a demon. For some definition of dating, anyway.”

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    When Crowley fails to arrive at a planned lunch, Aziraphale assumes that he’s caught up in rereading a favorite book. The truth is a little more complicated than that.

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    After a bad visit to Hell, Crowley is hoping to hide that anything happened. Aziraphale knows him too well for that.

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    “I think it’s awfully silly to get yourself stabbed over a card game.”

    “I didn’t get stabbed over a card game. I got beat up over a card game.”

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    “A demon, an angel, and the Antichrist. One big happy family, huh?”
    “For the world’s sake,” Aziraphale says, “we’ll have to be.”

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    After making a split-second decision the night the Antichrist was brought to Earth, Crowley doesn't end up giving the basket away to a few rather incompetent Satanic nuns. Instead, he arrives at Aziraphale's bookshop. In the early hours of that Tuesday morning, an angel and a demon concoct a plan that maybe - just maybe - will save the world: raise the child themselves.
    They never said it was a good plan.

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    Crowley liked St. James’s Park. It was a good meeting place. Plenty of benches. Lots of other secret agents to give them good cover. Ice cream sellers.

    And ducks. Mostly, he and Aziraphale came here because of the ducks.

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    A frustrated Crowley shows up unexpectedly at the bookshop.

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    “Have you considered that horses might like you more if you didn’t swear at them so much?” Aziraphale asked as Crowley’s horse began to buck again.

    Crowley continued swearing, struggling with the reins.

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    “Rain poured down, and Crowley winced as he hopped out of the Bentley. He’d forgotten his umbrella, too busy rushing from one job to the next.”

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    Aziraphale has an epiphany after reading a magazine article.

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    Sometimes, reading a mysterious book isn’t the best idea.

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    Crowley really doesn’t tolerate cold weather well. Aziraphale tries to make him more comfortable.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have an argument about constellations.

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    "The best thing about influencing the Antichrist was that it gave Aziraphale an awful lot of opportunities to see Crowley. They had to meet to confer about the progress of their little teams, after all, and to coordinate."

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    While shipwrecked with Crowley, Aziraphale becomes increasingly upset despite his best efforts to pretend that he’s not upset.

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    It wasn’t bloody fair to enjoy sharing a bed. It was stupid, and annoying, and ridiculous. It didn’t make any sense, especially to enjoy sharing a bed with an absurdly cheerful, overly snuggly angel.

    And yet, Crowley increasingly found that he enjoyed it.

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