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Tuning in to Static Love by OsO4
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, DCU (Comics), Deltarune (Video Game)
26 Sep 2025
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AU where Tenna is thrown out by Toriel at the end of Chapter 3, and ends up being picked out from the trash by Jack Ryder. Sequel to “Tuning in to the Trash Channel”, picks off around a month after that ends.
For better, for worse, in mania and in sorrow, they won't let their shot at happiness slip away again. Doesn't mean they won't dance around the subject and spiral into uncertainty.
An angsty-fluffy ride with a happy ending. Cracks. Tears. A metric ton of self-loathing. Pie.
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- Part 2 of Trash Channel
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Julius Caesar has one last wish before he dies from multiple stab wounds and that wish is to bone.
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- English
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And This Is Why I Should’ve Burned the Scripts by Diya_K___Legostar27
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Troy (2004), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Paris - English & Mackay, Paris the Musical - Fandom, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
27 Sep 2025
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Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.
Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.
And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!
From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.
Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)
Or a very very very crack fic
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- Part 1 of Myth and Memes (Iliad/TSOA Crackfics)
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Nicktoons: The Dark Ages by Frozarburst
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), My Life as a Teenage Robot, El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera, The Loud House (Cartoon), Doom (Video Games), Nicktoons (Video Games)
27 Sep 2025
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The forces of Heaven and Hell have come to blows for territory in the Nicktoons Universe, bringing Spongebob Squarepants, Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, and Timmy Turner into the mix. Separated and corrupted, it's up to the four heroes and their allies to reunite and put an end to the war for reality. But in their adventures, they quickly discover that the conflict runs deeper than they can imagine.
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- Part 2 of Nicktoons Adventures
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His Lips Taste Like Revenge by kennixinger
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
27 Sep 2025
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gavin newsom has repressed feelings, intrusive thoughts, and animal instincts. what are the odds?
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- English
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- 1,228
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- 1/1
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Makima reviews films that failed at the box office for...reasons.
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This is how i cope
I update daily! <33
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Practical Applications by WeezieWeezes for literati42
Fandoms: 光渊 | Justice in the Dark (TV 2023), 默读 - priest | The Light in the Night - priest, 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
26 Sep 2025
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In which Pei Su applies everything he learned to seduce Luo Weizhao, and Luo Weizhao plows through his defenses in the only way he knows how.
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Pei Su uses his list of "ways to seduce a scruffy cop guy" and Weizhao's brain goes "oh no, he's hot".
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Wabadebadoo by Jens_Bits (warpaintandpixiedust), warpaintandpixiedust
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
27 Sep 2025
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Set in the same universe as my sims Drabbles. Two nameless players make two sims and call them Nick and Charlie. But what happens when they leave the game playing and Nick and Charlie start to sense something about the world they’re living in.
(Can be read completely separate from all the other sims drabbles)
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- Part 2 of The Sims drabbles
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Deadpool et Tony égal explosion by AelitaYoru
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Iron Man (Movies)
27 Sep 2025
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Quand deux types auraient dû rester loin l’un de l’autre mais… déso, Stan Lee! La fanfiction est trop forte!
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hearts on a page by aknightreaderr, TealMist
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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Ahsoka makes a decision that lands her in the medbay with multiple severe injuries and Fives in a pit of guilt for not being able to protect her. When their emotions clash, they resort to writing in their diaries... and eventually to each other. <3
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Everyone at Rosberg Ventures knows the real order of things: Nico Rosberg may have the CEO title, but it’s Lewis Hamilton, his endlessly competent, perpetually exasperated secretary, who actually keeps him alive. Lunch, water, meetings that don’t explode? That’s Lewis. They call him the Codebreaker, because he’s the only one who can crack Nico’s impossible rhythm (and the one who can stand his whining).
The office gossip never stops. Naomi has betting spreadsheets. Jenson calls it exactly what it is. Simon pretends not to care (he does). And through it all, Nico obeys Lewis’ reminders like it's law, even when Lewis twists the knife with occasional merciless teasing.
Behind closed doors? Different story. (Let’s just say the noiseproof walls were the best investment of this company.)
From water bottles to boardrooms, Slack threads to HR memos, the chaos only builds until Nico blows everything wide open in the most ridiculous way possible.
A romcom of gossiping coworkers, strict mealtimes, soundproofed offices, and HR memos, where love has been hiding in the finest prints of the terms and conditions all along.
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- English
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Angela & the Runaways by Your_unfriendly_ghost
Fandoms: That was Then This is Now - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983)
27 Sep 2025
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She told herself then at the time that it was to get back at Bryon, to get back at Tim, to get back at Tulsa and everyone in it.
But looking back, she suspects that maybe a part of her, just a small, little voice inside of her, didn’t wanna go it alone.
“Let’s send him a photo reel,” Angela said, finally looking at Mark. “He’ll be horrified.”
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Or: After the events of That Was Then, This is Now, Angela decides she’s done with Tulsa. But she can’t make a clean break- whether she likes it or not, Mark Jennings has invited himself along for the ride. -
Second Time’s the Charm: A Master of Death’s Guide to Minor Inconveniences by kirbl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2025
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From exile to imperial princess, Helena Slytherin navigates court politics, a doting Dark Lord, and minor inconveniences like attempted murder, jealous concubines, and school. Can she survive, find family, and maybe even love without accidentally taking over the world? Second chances are complicated—but reborn, armed with a lifetime of skills and sarcasm, she’s more than up to the challenge. Because Harriet Potter got a second chance… and now she’s Helena Slytherin. And that's everyone's problem.
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- 1,182
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Alastor has a life. A good life. Taken forcefully from the people who have meant him harm in the past and those he simply finds annoying and like they don't deserve to keep walking the face of the earth.
He knows who he is and what he wants, he doesn't need some weird hallucination calling himself "The Devil" to tell him how to live his life.
So why does he feel like he can't get enough of him? Why does he feel these weird emotions when the other is around?
Why does he want Lucifer in his life?
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I Will Pay You by Apollos_Slytherin_Daughter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Sep 2025
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Lucifer is stuck meditating a meeting that he really doesn’t want to be apart of.
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- 190
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Marya Oakden - though please, she prefers Yana - is your average human from a boring universe where there are no aliens and no magic who just so happens to be a giant nerd with a lifelong hyperfixation on Doctor Who. Only, as it turns out, she isn't so human after all (the ridiculous obviously made up name thing she's got going on should have clued her in!), and it just takes a little bit of dimension hopping and vortex jumping to reveal the truth. It was just sort of unfortunate that Yana's first appearance in the Doctor Who universe sort of ended up trapping her with the Master on Utopia and tethering her to his timeline leading up to the Year That Never Was, but hey, you can't win 'em all.
Join her as she unravels the truth about her past, figures out who the mysterious Marshall and Muse are, and finds where a commitment-phobic paragon of awkwardness like herself belongs between the two infamous, jealous husbands she is telepathically bonded to which... sounds super illegal, actually. Is she going to get arrested for this by the Time Lord police for this?
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Popcorn Fic: In The Reeds by alittlewhitedove, CamoCross, Imphie, incomple, jaistashu, RosileeJe
Fandoms: Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic)
27 Sep 2025
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Silver wants a pet frog. It all goes downhill from there.
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Villain Attack VS Class Sleepover: What Kills Aizawa First by LevyMcGarden55
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Sep 2025
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Aizawa had been hoping for a nice, relaxing evening with his class.
The universe had other ideas.
On top of that, one of his students accidentally called him Dad and the rest of his class was suddenly intent on making him admit he loved them. And why couldn’t he shake the sneaking suspicion that his husband was behind it all?
Just for the record, Aizawa would’ve taken the villain attack over the class sleepover any day.
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- Part 2 of RIP Aizawa 🙏
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“Altan always does the voices. The dragon and princess don’t sound the same.” She pouted.
“Well, maybe they do this time. Maybe the dragon and the princess were actually the same person all along.”
Rin frowned. “That’s stupid.”
Due to a work emergency, Chaghan finds himself alone for an entire day with Altan’s beloved three-year-old cousin Rin. He tries his best to avert disaster.