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After a nasty fight between zoro and sanji one night , and they said things they will regret later on.
To get over his sorrow Sanji go to a bar . He never thought that he will go through a horrible situation
That will leave him with shattered pieces of himself.As blackmail looms and his world unravels, he must choose between staying silent or letting those who love him help him heal.
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Following Wano, Sanji is pretty sure Zoro has moved from being neutral towards him to hating him, something that breaks his heart considering he's been in love with him for two years now. When a future version of Zoro lands on the Sunny, things get a lot more complicated.
Or, Sanji starts a secret relationship with a future version of Zoro and present-day Zoro has a lot of feelings about it
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Five Times Sanji Flirted With Zoro (and the One Time Zoro Flirted Back) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Sep 2025
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Five times Sanji flirted with reckless abandon (and Zoro pretended not to enjoy the hell out of it) — in a galley apron, in a mid-air spar, in a steaming spring, on a blood-soaked deck, and under a drunken moon. And one time Zoro realized he didn’t want it to stop—so he made damn sure it never would.
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- Part 7 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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Merman prince Sanji of the All-Blue Kingdom feels bored with his life underwater, and longs for the interesting lives the humans above him live with the weird things he likes to collect from their shipwrecks. So when he saves a handsome swordsman from drowning, he finds himself even more infatuated with the human world despite his father’s best efforts to keep him away. What lengths will he go through to be with the love of his life, and live the life that he wants?
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Most of the time he could cope. Occasionally, the pain was so unbearable he could barely function. But as the strawhats' first mate, he couldn't afford to have his vulnerabilities exposed, lest it put the crew in danger.
How lucky for him, then, that everything he needed during a bad chronic pain flare-up conveniently turned up on its own.
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Essentially: Zoro being a dumbass, the crew showing they care in their own way, and Sanji accepting he is in love with an idiot. -
A New Dawn by strangerlets
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
08 Sep 2025
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After the traumatic events of Marineford, the world is facing a new generation of pirates and the quest for One Piece continues. The Straw Hat Pirates finally enter the mysterious New World, only to be met with an urgent call to the island of Punk Hazard. A desperate plea for help reveals an imminent attack by a samurai, plunging them into a race against time to face the impending danger. Amidst the chaos, an unexpected alliance arises with the Surgeon of Death, Law. United in a common purpose, Luffy and his crew face unimaginable challenges, including a confrontation with the cruel scientist Caesar Clown and Joker's henchmen.
With bravery and determination, they manage to save the children and inhabitants of the island, preparing to move forward with new friends aboard the Thousand Sunny. However, as they prepare to depart, an emotional reunion awaits them on the shores of Punk Hazard, unearthing memories. Pain and loss will be brought to the surface, and it will be painful to have to talk about guilt and mourning. Our journey is one of self-discovery and redemption, facing not only physical battles, but also the complexities of the heart. This is a story permeated by bittersweet loves and bonds that transcend blood.
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"I wouldn't steal that mosshead from you, my dear," Sanji replied.
"I certainly wouldn't mind it," Zoro said without thinking.
"How can you say that when Kuina is right next to you? Don't you have a heart? Or has it been replaced by algae?"
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Zoro has been in love with Sanji for years. Sanji thinks that Zoro and Kuina are in a relationship. -
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As if guided by fate or a cruel irony,
The tides pull you towards Roronoa Zoro.
Yet it would not be the tides who decide whether you would fall—
Into his arms,
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pirateking has sent you a friend request by SwishyJellyfishy
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Aug 2025
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Zoro meets Luffy online through a first person shooter game.
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The Bet That Launched a Thousand Gay Panics by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
25 Aug 2025
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“You’re slowing down, marimo,” he said, dodging the downward swing of Zoro’s blade with a theatrical flourish that was probably illegal in three countries for being that pretty.
Zoro, shirtless, glistening, sweaty, and deeply homicidal, growled like a man personally offended by gravity. “Maybe you’re just talking too much.”
“Or maybe,” Sanji said, kicking off the railing and twisting in the air like some kind of gymnastic demon prince, landing with a little click of his heel, “you’re scared I’ll win.”
Zoro scoffed. “You? Win? In your fucking dreams, curlybrow.”
Sanji’s eyebrow twitched. That was it. That was war.
“One round,” Sanji said. “Winner gets one favor. Anything they want.”
In which Zoro loses a spar, Sanji wins a favor, and both of them lose any semblance of sanity or heterosexuality.
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- Part 6 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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Sanji thought confessing to Zoro would finally put an end to years of quiet pining, sleepless nights, and bathroom cigarettes at 4 AM. Instead, it ended with him ugly-crying over onions, Zoro being as oblivious as ever, and Nami forming a full-blown spy agency to fix their asses up
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Zoro happened upon Sanji out on deck in the middle of the night, but Sanji wasn't his normal self.
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WARNING!!: TAGS CONTAIN SPOILERS, CHECK AT RISK (???)
a bunch of modern au strawhat content
Note: some previously underage strawhats are aged up to be legal to drink
Includes all strawhats before the wano country arc! Strawhats share a dorm together and some other scenarios that are split from the modern AU, but still equally as cracked <3
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Sanji couldn’t look at him for long.
Not like this.
He turned away, shoulders stiff, walking a few paces toward the tree line—back rigid, fists clenched, as if the act of holding himself together physically could stop everything else from unraveling.
But his voice, when it finally came, was hoarse.
“…You weren’t supposed to see that.”
Sanji hated it. He'll say it over and over again till the day he dies. He hated using his hands to fight. So why when he is left with no choice to pick up a sword is he harassed by Zoro?
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Les conséquences de l'égo by JuliaGog
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
11 Aug 2025
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Zoro et Sanji se lancent un duel : celui qui tient le plus longtemps privé de son addiction gagne le défi. Cependant, l'arrêt soudain de l'alcool pour Zoro et du tabac pour Sanji ne les laisse pas indifférents. De son côté, Zoro devient plus renfrogné et refermé sur lui même, quant à Sanji, le stress le ronge de l'intérieur. Ils pourraient mettre fin à ce défi si leur égo ne les empêchait pas, mais ils ne le font pas. Et le reste de l'équipage en pattit bien plus qu'il ne le devrait.
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Lost by vaguepurpose
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
27 Jul 2025
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It wasn't Zoro's fault that he had a worse sense of direction than a drunken octopus in a maze – nor would he ever admit the fact, mind you.
He'd been wandering around for what felt like hours, and the shadows swelled longer with each step.
The road grew thinner and dark; he was on a backstreet of some kind, wedged behind quiet, old buildings.
A shadow detached itself from the wall, the figure emerging from the gloom.
The man was tall and lean with a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes. "Lost, are you?" he asked. Zoro glared, hand on his sword.
"No," Zoro denied.
The man's smile grew to show his teeth, "Then you work this alley? I've heard good things."Or: The one where Zoro gets propositioned for money (that he desperately needs), so he agrees to something (that he doesn't understand) ... And Sanji sees it all.
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A world where omegas are a rarity and male omegas are practically legend. Unbeknownst to his beta crewmates, Zoro is one of those legendary things. Well, Luffy - being an alpha - can smell him, but Luffy's... well... Luffy.
Zoro's never really had to worry much about his second gender, what with his high testosterone from constant training; he's lived his life practically under the radar.
But after the crew takes on a job to rescue a hostage omega, everything changes.
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It’s like a high when the both of them resonate on that same frequency—two radios spitting static at each other ninety-percent of the time until they find overlap for one, just one, perfectly-played song. The music is brilliant and vibrant when it’s playing.
It’s always over faster than Sanji ever wants it to be.
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One night, Zoro stumbles upon a scene that throws his whole world out of balance, so why is he the only one of the crew that seems blindsided? Because he's an idiot, of course. Slowww burn Zoro/Sanji romance.
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I've Got a Rubber Penis by vaguepurpose
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
11 Jul 2025
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"Hey, Zoro," Luffy called out, his voice a mix of goofy mischief and that unknown quality that even the wisest of men couldn't read. "You've got to see this!"
Zoro sighed and peaked open his eye.
A giant, red dick was right in front of him.
"Look at this HUUUUGE boner!" The young captain's eyes were sparkling.
A beat. A looong beat.
"Uh..."Or: The one where Luffy has a huge boner and he doesn't know what to do with it...