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Glory hole? In this kind of establishment? by Scideristic
Fandoms: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Video Games), Homestuck, Ghost (Sweden Band), Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six (Video Games), The Long Dark (Video Game), Hypnospace Outlaw (Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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Yeah man. Can windows stop recommending me things to put in the boxes that a03 makes you fill out for works? thanks. Omfg can this computer stop highlighting everything, why is the touchpad like this? Ignore my swearing, I'm in the prime of my edginess.
Anyways, what would happen if my favourite characters from my favourite fandoms interacted? Definitely not this, but I don't give a shit. Libtardius foes shall not stop me.
Marius, Cirrus, Rose (who is technically not my favourite but is the next character introduced in my ongoing rewriting of homestuck ((spoilers..?))), Zane, Will, and Ashot meet up. They didn't mean to. They all hate eachother. Ellbitch is not from any fandom by the way.
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avengers cubed by pastelwolfie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Oct 2025
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when kamala khan realizes there’s no one looking out for the next generation of heroes, she takes matters into her own hands and assembles a new team: the young avengers, made up of powerful, wildly unqualified teenagers just trying their best.
their rising success throws them straight into the crossfire of thunderbolts politics, new avengers bureaucracy, and valentina allegra de fontaine’s truly unhinged idea of “mentorship” and "branding".
the young avengers can only watch and sigh as they manage to deal with threats more effectively than two entire teams of properly-funded, fully adult avengers. maybe the world really, really needs the young avengers. like, desperately. please, the avengers(squared) are going to kill eachother before doing literally anything of help.
OR kamala is getting together her own super-hero team: the young avengers. it goes surprisingly well. art first.
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The Ultra Chronicles of Ultra Yuri AKA Marie's Lesbian Crisis by KivatheDCWizard, Ri2, SpideyViewer
Fandoms: ウルトラシリーズ | Ultra Series, Super Sentai Series, Kamen Rider - All Media Types, RWBY
06 Oct 2025
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It's not a good time to be Mother of Ultra right now.
Many of her subordinates and young Ultrawomen are leaving the Land of Light to join the harems of the Youkalien Star Hegemony, the leader of which won't stop flirting with her.
Her ex-girlfriend wants to get back together and she's having a hard time saying no.
And worst of all, they won't stop calling her 'Captain Mommy!'
(Now featuring some heterosexuality.)
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Phillip Graves, a tough soldier, is hospitalized with a mysterious, life-threatening illness that leaves him feverish, weak, and frustrated at his loss of control. Enter Dr. Gregory House — sarcastic, blunt, and brilliant — who immediately needles Phillip with mockery but takes a keen, almost unsettling interest in solving his case. Over 48 grueling hours, House pokes, prods, and insults his way through diagnoses while Phillip endures with military stoicism, the two trading biting banter and forming a reluctant connection.
One night, Phillip crashes, forcing House to resuscitate him with a rare glimpse of desperate concern. As Phillip slowly recovers, he notices House’s frequent visits under the excuse of “medical supervision,” the lingering stares, and the subtle care hidden beneath sarcasm. Their guarded, sharp-edged exchanges hint at a deeper bond neither openly acknowledges, thick with unspoken tension. In a rare moment of vulnerability, Phillip teases House into promising him a drink when he gets out — a promise that carries far more weight than either of them admits aloud.
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To The End by The_milk_fic_is_scary
Fandoms: Blur (Band), My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Bandom
06 Oct 2025
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Just random Bandom yaoi.
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Just as the title says. It’s bit of an indie show so you probably haven’t heard of it. It’s up there in the ranks like The Boys or Hazbin Hotel.
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- 80
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Evan Buckley just wants to get away from his parents and his hometown. He never imagined that his parents would find a way to sell him off.
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Buck is y/n being sold to One Direction except One Direction is actually the 118 fire station.
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kendrick lamar beats the shit out of drake because he lied about a contract
but maybe that’s what drake needed.
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Learning to Drive by TrixieGlasco
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983)
06 Oct 2025
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The gang agrees – it’s about time that Johnny learns to drive.
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Draco Malfoy and the Triwizard of disaster by LizzyChen95
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2025
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Draco knew the original plot. Harry become fourth champion, chaos happens, Cedric will die, Voldemort will comeback. But at the meantime, the original plot are ruin… and burnt in hell. So, base on his instincts, dignity and nobility…. Draco and Co… will try to save the world for the 4 times.
It will be a disaster… a very likely illegal type of disaster. Because stupidity (adult) is everywhere.
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Scandalous day in the rain at the beach. by Shepard_Tachyon
Fandoms: 忍の一時 | Shinobi no Ittoki (Anime)
06 Oct 2025
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Ittoki was getting ready to go to class when suddenly he had to change locations along with Kosetsu. They both went to the beach, hoping everything would go well, but it all ended up going scandalously wrong.
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- Part 2 of Random fic challenge
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To Take Down an Empire [PODFIC] by my_lost_and_found_podfics for cassiethecat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Oct 2025
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Midoriya realizes none of the past attempts to stop All for One have helped and thinks outside the box.
Apparently when Midoriya put his mind to something he was absolutely batshit crazy. Sorahiko could respect that, seeing as he often pretended to be crazy, albeit in a very different way. The respect did nothing to dampen the surprise, and oh no was that pride again god damn it, he felt while looking at the sheer multitude of plans Midoriya had assembled.
Podfic of To Take Down an Empire by cassiethecat.
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=( Vignettes )= by LadyNameless for NettleL
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies), Tangled (2010), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2025
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A collection of Eugene x Elsa one-shots and prose poetry based on songs.
Chapter 1: Naked
Here they stood, shedding their masks like clothes, showing each other the wounds underneath. She gasped upon seeing what he bore to her in the space they held for each other. As with hers, his lacerations had been inflicted by childhood trauma that taught him to believe they were unsightly. Eugene Fitzherbert was no less ugly to him, but her eyes saw his beauty—his value—his purity—even though he claimed no one would.
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Note to Self: Time Travel Can Have Unintended Consequences by ImagineDragonstone
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story
05 Oct 2025
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Homura sat there watching as everything fell into chaos around her. Mami had a musket pointed at Madoka, Madoka had a bow pointed at Kyoko, Kyoko had her spear wrapped around Mabayu, Mabayu was ready to throw her scissors at Kirika, Kirika had her claws posed to disembowel Sayaka, Sayaka had a cutlass to Oriko’s neck, and Oriko’s orbs were ready to blast Mami in the head. Homura, meanwhile, stared in confusion as all seven of the other magical girls screamed at the same time.
“Homura is MINE!”
This entire situation left Homura with only one question.
“How the hell did this happen?” Homura thought to herself.
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Hiori gets his hands on Karasu’s underwear.
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What if the player never existed?
What if instead of Kris, Noelle fell into that dark fountain with Susie?
What if Kris has no association with the Knight and knows nothing of the dark worlds?
What if the soul that was desperately needed to seal fountains was Kris's and Kris's alone, yet the human is blissfully unaware of how desperately they are needed? Of the leadership fated for them?
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Kris watched as Noelle walked out of the classroom with Susie, sighing softly.
Whatever. Honestly...they knew they should care more but...Susie never bullied Noelle anyway....
However...for some reason after that, Noelle and Susie completely disappeared for the rest of the fucking day!?!?! And for some goddamn reason when they came back Noelle is randomly seeking them out and Susie is acting weird as fuck, and they're somehow a lot closer??? And for another unknown goddamn reason Susie WILLINGLY asked to do their project.
What the fuck is going on??????
Whatever. They don't need to be a part of this bullshit. At least Berdly is just as confused as to what the hell is going on with their project partners.
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- Part 1 of Deltarune Fanfiction
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Day Five - Enemas to Lovers by WillowWispFlame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2025
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In order to enter the Water Prison, Shen Qingqiu must undergo a special cleansing procedure. Luo Binghe volunteers for the task.
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- Part 5 of Schlocktober 2025
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Edging on the Edge of Forever by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
06 Oct 2025
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After a chance encounter with a strange flower, Bones has no choice but to keep masturbating.
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- Part 4 of Schlocktob-mar
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Makima reviews films that failed at the box office for...reasons.