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• A Semi-Crackfic Disguised As Something Serious by Goldstone_Wolf

  Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 Feb 2021

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  • Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Clay | Dream & Floris | Fundy
  • Antfrost/VelvetIsCake (Video Blogging RPF)
  • (it's background but it's there)
  • Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Darryl Noveschosch & Sapnap
  • Clay | Dream & Clay | Dream's Sister Drista (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Patches the Cat (Video Blogging RPF)
  • GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Darryl Noveschosch
  • Floris | Fundy
  • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • TWs:
  • Food mentions
  • Blueberry pancakes
  • Bacon
  • scrambled eggs
  • I'm sorry why is Dream shipped with his underage sister
  • excuse me
  • Hatchets
  • Rust
  • Rusty Weapons
  • Weapons
  • Cursed Food mentioned in the notes
  • Implied Paternal Death
  • Implied/Referenced Character Death
  • Moving
  • Mentioned Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Mentioned Wilbur Soot
  • Mentioned Antfrost (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Mentioned VelvetIsCake (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Background Relationships
  • sibling relationships
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Crack
  • I'm counting this as
  • Crack
  • because it's weird
  • INFLATABLE DINOSAUR COSTUMES
  • fun fact last year at a school halloween rally
  • there were two people in dinosaur costumes fake fighting
  • siblings being siblings
  • Long-Haired Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Pink-Haired Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Furry Fundy
  • Sort Of
  • it's a long story
  • Mentioned TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Dares
  • Inspired by true events
  • the guy who found the hatchet is my oldest brother's best friend
  • the kid who wore the inflatable dinosaur costume now lives somewhere else
  • i think
  • Bananas
  • banana people were not from our church
  • but some of the little einstein singers were
  • you'd think we were on crack or something but nope
  • just a bunch of hungry high schoolers at eight in the morning
  • freezing our fingers off in the cold
  • on a snowy mountain in winter
  • Catapults
  • boiled eggs
  • Cattle Brands
  • I called Dream's older sister Trista Tris for like no reason
  • their brother is just referred to by epithets the whole time
  • because i couldn't think of anything
  • uh i can't think of anything else
  • vent fic turned crack fic
  • whoo
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Alternate Universe
  • Canon? Who's she never heard of her
  • Beta? Are they the new exchange student?
  • no beta we die like my will to live
  • very easily but stubbornly and screaming like a chicken
  • a literal chicken not a metaphorical one
  • I should be sleeping
  • my blood sugar's been acting up the past couple of days
  • and i should really get some rest
  • but i decided to do this instead
  • also i'm addicted to cookie clicker and ironically
  • i found it by looking up adhd symptoms on mayo clinic
  • after relating to one too many adhd memes
  • then i saw this thing talking about web browser cookies
  • and now i have something like 64 billion cookies rn
  • and more that i've baked in a day and a half
  • One Shot
  • Prsumably

  Summary

  Sapnap came running out of one of the rooms, holding up…”Sapnap, what is that?” George asked, adjusting the grip on the boxes in his arms. Grinning broadly, Sapnap held the item up and waved it around. When Dream squinted at it, he could almost make out—
  “Guys, I found a hatchet!”
  ~
  Dream moves into a new town where he doesn’t know a single person there.
  He’s almost not sure he wants to.

  Series

  • Part 44 of Dream Team Fics (Lol So Original)

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