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LA LINEA QUE NOS SEPARA: by halcon
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers (Marvel Generation One)
06 Oct 2025
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Cuando Brainstorm trata de mejorar el sistema de teletransportacion y el manejo de portales en la Lost Light. Megatron es asignado para supervisar la primera prueba de este invento pero, durante el proceso; por culpa de Rodimus, ocurre un imprevisto que hace que el experimento vaya terriblemente mal.
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Phillip Graves, a tough soldier, is hospitalized with a mysterious, life-threatening illness that leaves him feverish, weak, and frustrated at his loss of control. Enter Dr. Gregory House — sarcastic, blunt, and brilliant — who immediately needles Phillip with mockery but takes a keen, almost unsettling interest in solving his case. Over 48 grueling hours, House pokes, prods, and insults his way through diagnoses while Phillip endures with military stoicism, the two trading biting banter and forming a reluctant connection.
One night, Phillip crashes, forcing House to resuscitate him with a rare glimpse of desperate concern. As Phillip slowly recovers, he notices House’s frequent visits under the excuse of “medical supervision,” the lingering stares, and the subtle care hidden beneath sarcasm. Their guarded, sharp-edged exchanges hint at a deeper bond neither openly acknowledges, thick with unspoken tension. In a rare moment of vulnerability, Phillip teases House into promising him a drink when he gets out — a promise that carries far more weight than either of them admits aloud.
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The Rules of Engagement. by Strawbariicake
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
06 Oct 2025
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Saiki Kusuo is a good person. Push aside his lukewarm and apprehensive attitude, he's a decent human being. He tries to stay out of trouble; and thanks to his mom, has a strong moral code.
What happens when a shameless, reckless, and vicious boy, who lives knee-deep in Japan's homelessness and prostitution, wasn't as cruel as Saiki Kusuo made him out to be?
What if said boy was quickly running out of time and Saiki Kusuo, with all his powers, couldn't help.
Haha, jk, unless…
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kinship by sapphiresandswine (pregnantella)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), Community (TV)
06 Oct 2025
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Rhaegar triumphs over Robert; Jaime kills the Mad King, but is first found by Targaryen forces. In a show of supposed mercy, Rhaegar takes the family members of those houses who opposed him hostage, and forces them to attend Duskendale, Westeros' most dragon-burnt community college, among the smallfolk. There, seven notable fallen nobles form a Dothraki study group, and to the irritation of most, make an outsized impact on the entire school.
A crack-y, but somehow kind of serious, remix of Community and Game of Thrones, that attempts to satirize them both and make the brain worm that came up with this idea leave the author's brain.
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A certain girl from Solution Nine is inspired when she lays eyes on the Howling Blade’s photoshoot with the challenger beyond the dome and their selfies behind the scenes. She also finds out that the challenger himself is taken. Nothing can step between her and her personal terminal now.
Or, Solution Nine fujoshis strike again by writing more catboy yaoi fanfiction.
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The Howling Blade takes a chance after a joint photoshoot with the challenger beyond the dome. It turns out that the challenger has a boyfriend, but said boyfriend has a suggestion that piques the Howling Blade’s interest.
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Ink Machine: story far told. by whyyouneversmile
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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Dribble of some plot ideas or short stories I got so far. Idk if I'll make them into stories or not.
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- Part 21 of Shrouds Siblings x Yuu fanfics
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Wikihow to Baby Trap the Batman (PODFIC) by Syren_5150
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 Oct 2025
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Upon waking from a coma to find that his wife is dead, his business is failing, and his next-door neighbor Bruce Wayne has somehow imprinted in his son; Jack Drake makes the perfectly sensible decision to baby trap the bisexual billionaire… using a teenager.
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- Part 2 of JackBat Baby Trap AU
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Cat & Canary(s) by kiwiandmint, mangogreent
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
06 Oct 2025
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From cold eyes to soft browns in the crimson light.
The air of ruthlessness and lunacy to the one of a scholar.
A solemn, stoic expression to an unfamiliar yet familiar smile.
Looking at the young man with a gentle bookish air, Danitz cannot help but recall his Captain: beautiful, smart, capable, and able to step over him—
Or: Gehrman Sparrow's true identity is something neither Anderson nor Danitz could have ever expected.
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Secret otome game nerd Khun Aguero Agnis wakes up in one of his least favorite games. The problem is, he's the villainess character doomed to as many comically bad endings as possible. So he does what any reasonable hater would do: find the character he does like and stick to him like glue. But he doesn't know the route, and unlocking final boss Bam's backstory will lead him into more trouble and feelings than he may be ready for. Even so, he's going to survive this H-game if it kills him. Somehow.
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avengers cubed by pastelwolfie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Oct 2025
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when kamala khan realizes there’s no one looking out for the next generation of heroes, she takes matters into her own hands and assembles a new team: the young avengers, made up of powerful, wildly unqualified teenagers just trying their best.
their rising success throws them straight into the crossfire of thunderbolts politics, new avengers bureaucracy, and valentina allegra de fontaine’s truly unhinged idea of “mentorship” and "branding".
the young avengers can only watch and sigh as they manage to deal with threats more effectively than two entire teams of properly-funded, fully adult avengers. maybe the world really, really needs the young avengers. like, desperately. please, the avengers(squared) are going to kill eachother before doing literally anything of help.
OR kamala is getting together her own super-hero team: the young avengers. it goes surprisingly well. art first.
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To The End by The_milk_fic_is_scary
Fandoms: Blur (Band), My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Bandom
05 Oct 2025
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Just random Bandom yaoi.
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kendrick lamar beats the shit out of drake because he lied about a contract
but maybe that’s what drake needed.
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Draco Malfoy and the Triwizard of disaster by LizzyChen95
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2025
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Draco knew the original plot. Harry become fourth champion, chaos happens, Cedric will die, Voldemort will comeback. But at the meantime, the original plot are ruin… and burnt in hell. So, base on his instincts, dignity and nobility…. Draco and Co… will try to save the world for the 4 times.
It will be a disaster… a very likely illegal type of disaster. Because stupidity (adult) is everywhere.
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=( Vignettes )= by LadyNameless for NettleL
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies), Tangled (2010), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2025
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A collection of Eugene x Elsa one-shots and prose poetry based on songs.
Chapter 1: Naked
Here they stood, shedding their masks like clothes, showing each other the wounds underneath. She gasped upon seeing what he bore to her in the space they held for each other. As with hers, his lacerations had been inflicted by childhood trauma that taught him to believe they were unsightly. Eugene Fitzherbert was no less ugly to him, but her eyes saw his beauty—his value—his purity—even though he claimed no one would.
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Note to Self: Time Travel Can Have Unintended Consequences by ImagineDragonstone
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story
05 Oct 2025
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Homura sat there watching as everything fell into chaos around her. Mami had a musket pointed at Madoka, Madoka had a bow pointed at Kyoko, Kyoko had her spear wrapped around Mabayu, Mabayu was ready to throw her scissors at Kirika, Kirika had her claws posed to disembowel Sayaka, Sayaka had a cutlass to Oriko’s neck, and Oriko’s orbs were ready to blast Mami in the head. Homura, meanwhile, stared in confusion as all seven of the other magical girls screamed at the same time.
“Homura is MINE!”
This entire situation left Homura with only one question.
“How the hell did this happen?” Homura thought to herself.
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What if the player never existed?
What if instead of Kris, Noelle fell into that dark fountain with Susie?
What if Kris has no association with the Knight and knows nothing of the dark worlds?
What if the soul that was desperately needed to seal fountains was Kris's and Kris's alone, yet the human is blissfully unaware of how desperately they are needed? Of the leadership fated for them?
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Kris watched as Noelle walked out of the classroom with Susie, sighing softly.
Whatever. Honestly...they knew they should care more but...Susie never bullied Noelle anyway....
However...for some reason after that, Noelle and Susie completely disappeared for the rest of the fucking day!?!?! And for some goddamn reason when they came back Noelle is randomly seeking them out and Susie is acting weird as fuck, and they're somehow a lot closer??? And for another unknown goddamn reason Susie WILLINGLY asked to do their project.
What the fuck is going on??????
Whatever. They don't need to be a part of this bullshit. At least Berdly is just as confused as to what the hell is going on with their project partners.
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- Part 1 of Deltarune Fanfiction
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Day Five - Enemas to Lovers by WillowWispFlame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2025
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In order to enter the Water Prison, Shen Qingqiu must undergo a special cleansing procedure. Luo Binghe volunteers for the task.
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- Part 5 of Schlocktober 2025
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Edging on the Edge of Forever by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
06 Oct 2025
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After a chance encounter with a strange flower, Bones has no choice but to keep masturbating.
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- Part 4 of Schlocktob-mar
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Makima reviews films that failed at the box office for...reasons.
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Twisting Roads gets it together by getting a job at a maid café. Maybe the real Iterator Logs are the friends we make along the way. God help me if this turns out to be the first ““published”” IL fanfiction.
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- Part 1 of Maid Café AU