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    Ever wonder what would happen if someone with no fucks to give ended up being tossed into the world of One Piece with absolutely no purpose? They accidentally end up surviving like the cockroach they are.

    I've been having very vivid One piece dreams so I decided to write out the most reoccurring one in hopes this will quell them. I also want to make note that there is no graphic description of sexual abuse in this, but it is brought up and eluded to. There will be tags at the beginning of each chapter, please read through them.

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    Being on the run for a year has taken its toll on everyone. Tally isn't the same innocent girl she was and no one is under the impression she is. The story takes us on a journey of change and challenge as the gang struggles with power dynamics and saving the witch world, with an unexpected surprise on the way. Will they be able to stay on the run and defeat the Camarilla or will they all be captured?

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    15/?
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    "I just need to know you’re in it for good. This can’t just be some one-time thing, mkay?” He laughs at her words, but there’s no heat to it. “Can you promise me that?”
    “Yeah, yeah…I can promise ya that.”

    Or

    Mark and Amber finally get together after months of pretending they don't feel anything for each other. First times are always special, even if it's not really a first. And they certainly hope it won't be the last.

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    Congratulations! You’ve been thrown into Marvel.
    No superpowers. No genius intellect. Just a normal guy trying not to get erased by some random cosmic entity. But if survival is a game, then he will play to win by any means necessary.
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    Posting simultaneously on FF, SH, WN, RR, and AO3 under the same username.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    36
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    7,198
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    Два роки по війні.

    Ти повертаєшся до Гоґвортсу на восьмий рік, де колишні вороги отримують нові посади, а один дотик у коридорі запускає ланцюг подій, що пахне бурею, кров’ю і небезпечним тяжінням.

    Таємниці не люблять світла.

    Але, можливо, є речі, які варто побачити — навіть якщо після цього повернення вже не буде.

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    Українська
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    3/11
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    26
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    An Original vampire and a powerful witch are sworn enemies, bonded by a pact and forced to work together.

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    6/?
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    You, born and raised in District 13 as a soldier, are ordered to train some of the Victors who have came in from the Quell—which undoubtedly causes your metaphorical and literal sheltered life to change. For better or for worse. But there’s one Victor in particular who seems to sway your narrative.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    Alastor tells Vox that he works in a library in order to get closer to him. In reality he's a bartender but he wants Vox to see him as someone more intellectual. What starts as a small lie gradually builds up with more over time.

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    2
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    Vox is trying to make Alastor love him but Alastor considers Vox's feelings temporary and doesn't feel ready himself. What happens when Vox acts the opposite?

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    Join Eve as she navigates her way through a perilous second year at Basgiath.

    Who can she trust?

    What truths will Villanelle be willing to share.

    This year it's not just a matter of staying alive, but keeping secrets.

    Welcome to the revolution.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Oscar looked up for just a second, just long enough to see a man who clearly stood out from the rest. The suit, the posture, the way the others seemed to be waiting for his command to move. He knew immediately who it was.
    Carlos Sainz.
    Oh, great.

     

    Spanish version available on my profile.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
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    Oscar alzó la vista solo un segundo, lo justo para ver a un hombre que claramente destacaba entre el resto. El traje, la postura, la forma en que los otros parecían esperar su orden para moverse. Supo inmediatamente quién era.
    Carlos Sainz.
    Oh, genial.

     

    English version available on my profile.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
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    Fire was an element that either commanded respect or consumed fear. Aelita Kenshin had experienced both feelings during her sixteen years of life. A firebending master reduced to nothing but the hollow shell of what she once was, the Butcher of Ba Sing Se no longer trusted the power beneath her fingertips.

    The entire world believed the Avatar to be dead and nearly all of the Akira's world thought she was too. Forced to leave Aelita's body behind, Aang and the others are left to grapple with the grief that threatens to overwhelm them with only their desire for peace and justice pushing them forward.

    Welcomed home as war heroes next to their sister, twin Princes Zuko and Zetzu are thrust back into the game of thrones, forced to face their demons. With tensions rising faster than Sozin's Comet approaches, it's soon clear that only one of them can be left to inherit their family's scorched legacy.

    Fire is the element of power. The people of the Fire Nation have the desire and will to achieve what they want. Only time will tell if that power and desire will be too much to handle as the fate of the world is forged in fire.

    Book Three of the series Akira: The Legend of Aelita.

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    27/?
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    Cette fanfiction reprend Duskwood depuis le tout premier message que la MC reçoit. (C’est donc un giga spoil).
    L’histoire va changer en cours de route, (mais ça vous allez le découvrir), et certains messages aussi.
    Duskwood ne m’appartient absolument pas, c’est exclusivement la propriété d'Everbyte et je me contente de jouer avec. (Cette Fanfiction ignore Moonvale).

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    Le truc c'est que Morgane aurait vraiment, mais vraiment, peut-être mieux fait de ne pas répondre à ce putain d'inconnu la première fois.
    De manière honnête, elle savait très bien ce qui l'avait poussée à répondre à ce foutu message en premier lieu. La peur, en vérité. Elle voulait s'assurer que ce n'était pas lui.

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    Français
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    87,037
    Chapters:
    40/?
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    8
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    1
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    AU where Liam sells vegetables from his farm, and Theo is a prostitute. They both work on the same highway.

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    A hole in time and space swallows Laura up before Alioth can. She wakes up in the arms of a stranger in a red mask. She reacts appropriately.

    Turns out that she has somehow escaped the Void and is now a part of the Sacred Timeline. It doesn't seem like there are any TVA agents on their way to rip her away again, so maybe she has a chance to actually build a life for herself this time.

    And who knows, maybe the man in the red mask could be part of that life. He definitely seems like he could use the company.

    (A Peter Parker x Laura Kinney story set in the MCU)

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    11/11
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    Former detective Emma Swan returns to investigating a murder—but what if the most dangerous person isn’t the killer, but the lawyer she keeps running into? Regina Mills is brilliant, flawless, and untouchable, willing to go to any lengths and risk everything for justice… even if it costs her life.

    Amid corruption, planted evidence, and mounting danger, a feeling ignites between them—too intense to ignore, too complicated to simply give in to.

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    Hermione Granger is a Healer.
    And not just any Healer—she's one of the world’s leading experts in ancient curses and dark enchantments. Having rebuilt her life in the United States, she’s finally found a place where she isn’t seen as a teenage war hero, but as a respected authority in her field.

    And yet…

    When she’s contacted out of the blue to consult on a curse that’s rapidly killing its victim, the Malfoy name finds its way back into her life.

    What kind of case is too complex for even the British Aurors to solve?
    And what exactly does Draco Malfoy have to do with an illegal curse trade?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    After Jane recovers from her fever, Mr. Bingley invites her to join him and his sisters on a trip to the distant Redthorn Manor. Intrigued by the thought of exploring the Gothic hall and the nearby ruins, Lizzie agrees to accompany her. At first the sisters are fascinated by the eerie Manor and its dark past, until the night when Jane disappears. Desperate to find her, fighting against the indifference of the Bingley sisters, Lizzie accepts the help of the one person she cannot stand: Fitzwilliam Darcy. J/B, E/D, sarcasm, spite, humour, mystery and fluff.

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    32/?
    Comments:
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    16
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    Angel Florentino loved dreaming, he could see his mother's smile or hear his father's voice. The only downside? Having to clean up all the strange things he accidentally conjures up while asleep.

    But when a new camper arrives—son of Poseidon himself—Angel's dreams begin to change. Like they're trying to tell him something. Warm him. Will he trust his dreams or his friends?

    His father was already labeled a traitor. Will Angel follow the same path?

     

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    Percy Jackson and the lightning thief. Nothing by my Oc's belong to me.

    This will probably be a series.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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