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Stiles and Derek meet on an online forum for the Supernatural community.
A year later, Derek surprises Stiles by traveling to Beacon Hills, his pack in tow.
(This is a love story on only delves into Stiles spark for the first chapter, sorry!)
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Дома все только начинается by Sangrill
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2018
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Да-да, конечно, воссоединение - сплошь пони и радуги, так оно и бывает, когда семьдесят лет провел в качестве орудия убийства. Что вообще может пойти не по плану?
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- Part 3 of Бесконечный кофе и пожизненное прикрытие
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To Be, Or Not To Be Your Omega | BTS x You by Anonymous
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 Jul 2024
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Which would be harder? To be an Omega in an Alpha's world, or to have to play Omega to a pack of Alpha's that's known across the WHOLE world? As if disguising your gender truth isn't hard enough, how many omegas can say they have seven alphas that want to claim them? That went to the trouble of drafting up an overly generous contract just to have you as their omega? Oh, why did they have to find out your truth?
Maybe it won't be so bad to be theirs, even if it's only by contract? After all, they're all so handsome, and smell so good, and--
Is it wrong to have your inner omega cooing at the idea that this could become more than just your Omega status being taken advantage of like it's been all over the world?
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DONE
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The Art of Pretending to Date Draco Malfoy by kingferret
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger is on the brink of becoming the next Minister for Magic, but Marcus Flint's campaign is gaining momentum, and she needs to turn the tide in her favour.
Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, is fighting for custody of his son, and his past is threatening to undermine his case.
The solution? A fake romance that will gain them both the support they need. The rules are simple—public smiles, staged appearances, no real feelings. It's only temporary, only strategic...
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time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
26 May 2024
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"Maybe," Peter thought, "I can make a life here."
Hence the tears and the guilt and the grief, because was Peter allowed to move on? Was he allowed to… to leave it all behind? Leave all the bad things in the past?
Peter was "The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!" after all, and wasn’t he letting Queens - his people - down if he didn’t fight tooth and nail to get back to them?
orPeter's tired. He's so tired, and he doesn't know what to do, but maybe things will get better.
(They do.)
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Spider-Man: Finally Home
technically inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone but really only the "Peter in the DC Universe" partSeries
- Part 1 of Spider-Man: Finally Home
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Liminal Space by Calamityjim
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
09 Jul 2019
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Bruce's habit of collecting strays is not limited by dimension.
Or
When Young Justice Batman comes across an angsty, seemingly abandoned by his Batman Tim Drake, he decides to step up to the plate and parent the crap out of him.
podfic available: https://ao3-rd-8.onrender.com/works/43438116
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- Part 1 of Liminal Spaces
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Yeosang and Wooyoung are your average cryptozoologists. They live on cup ramen and temp jobs all in the pursuit of their true passion: the paranormal. A promising lead brings them to the rural midwest on the trail of a possible werewolf. Desperate to track down the elusive creature, Yeosang comes up with a plan.
It's an awful plan, really. Perhaps the worst plan in the history of plans, but when Yeosang's got his mind on something, he'll be damned if he doesn't do it. He's set on his path, determined and ready to go through with it. His adamance doesn't waver - at least, not until he's face to face with the creature, prone on a makeshift nest in a position he hopes comes across as "submissive" in wolf language.
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Harry doesn’t think much about the Triwizard Tournament beyond being relieved that he won’t have anything to do with it at all. It seems like he might finally have a quiet, peaceful year.
So, of course, his name ends up coming out of the Goblet of Fire despite the fact that he would never in a million years enter this death tournament willingly.
The entire school turns their back on him once more, only this time, he truly feels alone. Is this how it’s always going to be? Year after year of being thrown into life-threatening danger at Hogwarts while surrounded by people who can’t decide whether they love or hate him only to be shunted off to the Dursleys –who certainly aren’t shy about how much they hate him– every summer?
It feels like the fighting never ends. Harry is so, so tired…
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- Part 1 of Little Lamb
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Harry making the best of the bad situation that is book 4 and becoming teammates and found family with the other Triwizard contestants. Excellent story
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As an Unspeakable, Hermione has been tasked with a very complicated case. All the Marked Death Eaters in Azkaban are falling ill - Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott the worst among them. She has to find out why and cure them.
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Chp 19
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Harry Potter has been used as a pawn before.
Not this time.
Reborn as Hadrian, armed with centuries of power and bound by fate to Tom Riddle, he will shatter Dumbledore’s lies and restore wizarding Britain to the Old Ways—where light and dark walk in harmony, and balance is forged in fire. Ready or not, the world will change.
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Jerk, Bitch & Brat series by HadrianPeverellBlack
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural (TV 2005)
20 Oct 2025
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Part 1 ch 20
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Izuku Midoriya Knows Kinks (And that's Everyone Else's Problem) by RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2023
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People assume that every observation Izuku has is in his notebooks.
The notebooks are just the combat viable information.
He Knows So Much More.
(It's All Mineta's Fault.)
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Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers...
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Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.
Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.
Fuck JKR <3- Language:
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In the midst of World War II, the Army begins their quest to introduce a new concept to history, Airborne Infantry. But, it seems the Army isn't satisfied with just this.
Project Blitz, the introduction of women to the battlefield in a medical capacity. Coincidentally, the Army has decided to implement this project in their new Airborne Infantry. Easy Company will not only have to deal with jumping out of planes into enemy territory, but deal with young Isabella M. Vega who hides a big secret and an amazing musical talent. Will Easy Company be able to learn to look past their beliefs and accept their new medic?
(none of this is real and is written with the tv show characters in mind and with upmost respect to the real men who fought)
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- Part 1 of Easy's Songbird
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Of McDonalds and Mythomagic by RedIsntWriting
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Sep 2019
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Steve and Nico are old friends and meet up. The curious Avengers follow, wondering where their leader is going.
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Liminal Spaces by Calamityjim
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
18 Jul 2022
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Young Justice Batman decides that he is the Superior Parent and Tim Drake ends up along for the ride.
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Kidd hated to be ignored, so when Law gave him the cold shoulder, he decided to fix that by issuing a challenge. He'd only been half-serious when making it, which made Law accepting it very unexpected. After that, unresolved problems surface, and Law's crew is determined to help their captain with those problems. Which left Kidd to wonder just what he'd gotten himself in to.
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Twenty-seven-year-old Professor Granger, Order of Merlin, First Class, Triple Mastery, is fed up with her sub-par sex life. One night in the Hogwarts staff room, after a little too much firewhisky, she decides to test her theory: that her colleague, Professor Snape, is probably the only wizard not at all intimidated by her reputation.
A sexy one-shot for my favourite couple.
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The Official Cast Reaction by Prior_System
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Miraculous Ladybug
07 Oct 2025
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V Potter is the story of Murder Drones characters reincarnating into Harry Potter. My Drone Academia is the story of Murder Drones characters reincarnating into My Hero Academia. The Miraculous World of Cyn is... you get the pattern.
Now let's have the original casts react to this new nonsense.
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- Part 3 of Solving Multiverse
- Part 6 of (V) Potter