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2009-02-10
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2009-02-21
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Dance

Summary:

Sort-of AU where Luffy and co go to Kamabakka kingdom to rescue Sanji. Sanji is relieved to see the ship until two people disembark... ???xSanji.

Chapter 1: Dance

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Dance

By The Chichi Slaughter House

Warnings: Spoilers for chapter 523 onwards, speculation about future events (unlikely to happen but still), ???xSanji (you’ll see), yaoi, crack.

Disclaimer: I still don’t own One Piece.

Rating: G

For the onepiece_300 prompt this week. WTF crack. Oh God it won *flops about stupidly*

Sadly the tags give this one away.

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Chapter Text

When Sanji had seen the Sunny pulling into the dock at Kamabakka kingdom, he’d been happier than he’d ever been before. Even being stranded on that island with Zeff and almost starving to death had not been so traumatising as his visit here, and he was glad to think he was going to get off this place! Sure, he’d become friendlier with the other occupants now, but he sure as hell wasn’t going to stay when he could leave with his nakama!

Scrambling into his suit – they’d made him change into some terrible things! – he ran to the ship with his arms spread open happily, glancing about for the two ladies he hoped would be on board. If he could just see Nami-san and Robin-chan, everything would be melted away in the radiance of their beauty, he was sure of it!

Of course, things didn’t always work out that way.

He couldn’t see either of them on deck, and was completely disappointed when he saw Luffy and Zoro get off the ship, running towards him.

…Or was the more accurate word for the swordsman dancing? The idiotic look of happiness on his face was unnerving as Zoro ran with both arms spread and gathered him into a hug, kissing him hard on the lips.

As his eyes went wide, he heard the occupants behind him start to gossip, phrases like “oh, I see~” and “not one of us, huh?” with giggles driving him mad as he shoved at Zoro’s shoulders. When ‘Zoro’ pulled back, Sanji paled to see Bon Clay staring back at him, all grins. Frozen in place from shock, he’d never wanted to kick someone more in his life.

“Ah, cook-chan~ I missed you sooooo~” When Bon tried to kiss him again, he kicked him into the sea.