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Iida added broccoli, Pikachu, sharkboy, and 15 others to the chat.
Iida renamed the chat "Class 1-A"
Iida: hello class! I've created this group chat to give everyone updates on homework and assignments. Please keep the chat related to class only.
Pikachu renamed the chat "Class 1-A Gym"
Sharkboy: is that a Pokémon reference
Pikachu: why yes Kirishima, we are all trainers here
Sharkboy: who's the gym leader?
Pikachu: Iida but only because he's class president
Lava girl: fuck that I want to be the gym leader
broccoli: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST
Lava girl: shut up deku
Pepe: is that bakugou?
Edge™: why is his name lava girl
Lava girl: shut the fuck up
Lava girl: Kirishima wanted matching user names and I don't give two shits about changing it
Sharkboy: :-)
Pikachu: more importantly, why is Tokoyami's name edge
Shouji: don't ask him that
Edge™: it's a reference to how edgy I am
Pikachu: edge lord
Sharkboy: Kaminari you literally just took the first electricity name you could think of?
Pikachu: Pokémon is never wrong though?
broccoli: true
Edge™: true
Shouji: true
Tails: true
Pepe: true
UCantCMe: true
Thermostat: true
Joan Jet: true
Yaonorozu: true
Tape dispenser: true
Lava girl: we get it, shut the fuck up
Pikachu: looks like someone couldn't catch them all :(
Tape dispenser: I'm dying fuck
Pikachu: okay but can we talk about how Ojiro's name is misleading?
Tails: how?
Pikachu: your name is tails... as in more than one
Pikachu: and correct me if my math is wrong
Pikachu: but you only have one
Tails: it's a sonic reference
Joan Jet: uncultured swine
Pikachu: I don't even know what your name is Jiro
Joan Jet: she's a singer that's all u need to know
Sharkboy: while we're on the subject of bad names
Sharkboy: Hagakure, is that a John Cena reference?
UcantCme: yup!
Joan Jet: broccoli?
Thermostat: that's Izuku.
broccoli: it's my hair
Pikachu: so thermostat is Todoroki
Zero gravity: he is the only one on a first name basis with Deku
Pikachu: relationship goals tbh
Thermostat: no.
Thermostat: Izuku only likes me for my body.
Tamaki: that sounds a bit risqué
Thermostat: I meant literally.
Thermostat: the side he stands on depends on the weather.
Edge™: Tamaki...
Edge™: is that perhaps an ouran high school host club reference?
Tamaki: indeed it is!
Tamaki: we look similar, don't we?
Lava girl: similar personalities too
Sharkboy: be nice Bakugou
Lava girl: whatever
Lava girl: is no one going to mention the outdated meme in here
Yaonorozu: nope
Pinky: nope
Zero gravity: I love Tsu's name!
Pepe: <3
Zero gravity: <3
Thermostat: That's gay.
Pikachu: you're one to talk?
Thermostat: I don't know what you're talking about.
Pinky: dude
Pinky: Midoriya was on your lap in the common room
Thermostat: we were saving space.
Shouji: sure Jan
broccoli: don't listen to Shoto
broccoli: he's messing with you guys
Pikachu: I didn't know he knew how to do that?
broccoli: you'd be surprised
Iida: I left to do homework and I come back to inappropriate use of the group chat
Iida: the only two who haven't used it yet are Sato and Koda
Sato: yeah we're just gonna lie low and let everyone else talk
Sato: Koda says hi btw
Sato: also I'm going to bake cake, does anyone want some?