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Time is an Illusion

Summary:

Lover BoyTM >> Hunkules, Brain, Memes are Life, SpaceChild, Ctrl C-uddly, Ctrl V-alid, Queen, May the 'stache be with you, Sassy Salt

Lover BoyTM: OMG GUYS! I'M SO LATE I'M GONNA MISS CLASS OMG OMG OMG!
SpaceChild: nfklwenglk4nelrgmgmogh
Lover BoyTM: I KNOW!
Lover BoyTM: NO NEED TO RUB IT IN MULLET!
Hunkules: Lance it's 5 in the morning...
Lover BoyTM: What?

Notes:

Okay so last Sunday in October most European countries turn their clock a hour back, since winter is starting so we get "normal time" again and not "summer time"

Key:
Shiro = Ctrl C-uddly
Kuron = Ctrl V-alid
Keith = SpaceChild
Hunk = Hunkules
Lance = Lover BoyTM
Pidge = Brains
Matt = Memes are Life
Allura = Queen
Coran = May the ‘stache be with you
Lotor = Sassy Salt

 

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Lover BoyTM >> Hunkules, Brain, Memes are Life, SpaceChild, Ctrl C-uddly, Ctrl V-alid, Queen, May the 'stache be with you, Sassy Salt

 

Lover BoyTM: OMG GUYS! I'M SO LATE I'M GONNA MISS CLASS OMG OMG OMG!

SpaceChild: nfklwenglk4nelrgmgmogh

Lover BoyTM: I KNOW!

Lover BoyTM: NO NEED TO RUB IT IN MULLET!

Hunkules: Lance it's 5 in the morning...

Lover BoyTM: What?

Brains: The time is back to Normal Time now, you goofball.

Sassy Salt: You wake me up for this??? Pitiful

Queen: You're still here?

Sassy Salt: Painfully... yes

Memes are Life: What?

Memes are Life: Oh. Pidge go to sleep.

Brains: What nooo! I need to fix this coding

Brains: You're not asleep either! I can hear you in the Kitchen!

Brains: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT PEANUTBUTTER CHEESECAKE HUNK DID WHEN HE WAS HERE!

Memes are Life: .....

Brains: I'M WARNING YOU MATT!

Brains: DON'T

Brains: YOU

Brains: DARE!

Memes are Life: ewe

Brains: Oh you're so dead.

Salty Salt: What did i just witness with my own two eyes?

SpaceChild: nrkgnrelmger

Salty Salt: I have no idea what you're saying.

Ctrl V-alid: That's because he's still asleep...

Ctrl C-uddly: Why are you awake?

Ctrl C-uddly: Why are everyone awake?

Ctrl V-alid: Scroll up bro

Ctrl C-uddly: Ah...

Hunkules: I didn't know Keith wrote in his sleep.

Memes are Life: He does, it's a habit, he's unaware of it until he wakes upngkwngf235gfwlngelgngg37-z<e

Ctrl C-uddly: Matt...?

Ctrl V-alid: I think Pidge caught him.

Lover BoyTM: May he rest in peas

May the 'stache be with you: Don't you mean peace Lance, and why are you all awake at this hour anyway?

Hunkules: Lance forgot to change his clocks so he thought he overslept when he in fact woke up one hour to early.

 

 

SpaceChild: What the quiznak happened at 5 am?????

Hunkules: Good morning Keith.

SpaceChild: I feel like i missed a war...

SpaceChild: Matt? You still alive man?

Memes are Life: 404 Matt couldn't be found.

Space Child: Pidge, i know that is you.

Memes are Life: SGMwlmglgerh

Memes are Life: krwenerg I GOT IT! but i have a bird on my back!

Sassy Salt: you people are crazy.

Ctrl V-alid: You realise that first NOW?

Sassy Salt: I don't need your sass clone, are you two really twins you're not even born on the same day

Ctrl V-alid: (ʘ‿ʘ✿) What you say ’bout me

Ctrl V-alid: (ʘ‿ʘ )ノ✿ Hold my flower bro

Ctrl C-udly: ✿\(。-_-。) Got your flower brother

Memes are Life: I feel generally so attacked right now

May the 'stache be with you: Be nice to the child of the family.

Lover BoyTM: BE NICE TO THE BABY!

Queen: HOW DARE!

Brains: GASP!

Brains: DISHONOUR ON YOU!

Hunkules: DISHONOUR ON YOUR FAMILY!

SpaceChild: DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

Memes are Life: WHY! ARE! YOU! ALL! MEMEING! LOTOR!

Memes are Life: ???????????????????????????????

 

Sassy Salt: ...

Sassy Salt: How is he the baby when the green gremlin is the youngest one of all of you?

Lover BoyTM: Shhhhhh

Lover BoyTM: Details are unneeded.

Sassy Salt: ....

Sassy Salt: You people are absolutely insane

Memes are Life: You're not that sane either you know.

Brains: What even counts as sane? not having any mental illnesses?

Lover BoyTM: That's so not us.

Queen: We're not that straight either.

SpaceChild: What was that about blackmail and info to the enemy you guys were so against last time????????

Lover BoyTM: Shhhh Mullet the Q.U.E.E.N. is speaking.

SpaceChild: Ugh

Memes are Life: *pat pat* So so Keith.

SpaceChild: .... shut up....

Queen: If you find us so weird Lotor, why haven't you left the chat yet?

Brains: Do you even know how to do that? XD

Sassy Salt: I know how to do that! You imbicil

Sassy Salt: ....

Sassy Salt: I guess that despite our differences... you, all of you, are quite interesting... and fun..

Hunkules: WHO'S THE NINJA CHOPING ONIONS HERE?!

SpaceChild: HUH?! Hunk?? Why you crying about this?

Hunkules: q^q

Lover BoyTM: HUNK! OAO!

Queen: Well that was unexpected.

Memes are Life: Oh looks like we made the cold hearted Lotor get soft XD

May the 'stache be with you: Welcome to the family my boy :D

Ctrl V-alid: Ehhhh i have trouble trusting those words.

Ctrl C-uddly: What's the worst that could happen?

Ctrl V-alid: We could all die.

Ctrl C-uddly: We Will all die, in time.

Brains: Time is nothing but an Illusion.

Sassy Salt: Nope, forget i ever said anything.

Sassy Salt: I still hate you people.

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