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[ Sunday at 09:34 A.M. ]

Iida Tenya created an untitled chat room.

Iida Tenya added Midoriya Izuku , Uraraka Ochako , Todoroki Shouto, and 15 others to the chat room.

Iida Tenya named the chat room ‘ Class 1-A ’.

Iida Tenya: Hello! Aizawa-sensei suggested we make a chat to keep in touch over the holidays, since some of us might be going on vacations! As class president, I figured that, after talking to Momo about it, I should be the one to take initiative and create it!

Midoriya Izuku: awwwww!! (◕▽◕✿) how sweet of him to think abt us,,!

Ashido Mina : tbh im just glad there's no winter training camp

Todoroki Shouto : i mean after last time

Midoriya Izuku : hahahahahaha!!!!!! : D Good Times

Todoroki Shouto : oh god im sorry mido, i know how. traumatic that was for you,

Uraraka Ochako : im thoroughly shook that you don't have chronic depression deku

Midoriya Izuku : bold assumption, uraraka, truly

Kirishima Eijiro : rt

Kaminari Denki : rt

Yaoyoruzu Momo : rt

Asui Tsuyu : no one gonna mention that cute ass kaomoji mido used

Midoriya Izuku : (๑꧆◡꧆๑)

Asui Tsuyu : precious.

Jirou Kyouka : protecc him

Midoriya Izuku : only to divert your attention from the fact that i will definitely destroy you all and become the greatest hero there ever was. (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Midoriya Izuku set their nickname to ‘green bean’.

Jirou Kyouka : wow jk don't protecc him

Iida Tenya set their nickname to ‘sonic’.

Uraraka Ochako set their nickname to ‘gravity? dunno her’.

Kirishima Eijiro set their nickname to ‘gay or european’.

Jirou Kyouka set their nickname to ‘jinkies!’.

Yaoyoruzu Momo set their nickname to ‘everything’.

Kaminari Denki set their nickname to ‘pika pi’.

Hagakure Tooru set their nickname to ‘invisibitch’.

Ashido Mina set their nickname to ‘acid reflux’.

Sero Hanta  set their nickname to ‘spidey’.

Tokoyami Fumikage set their nickname to ‘bird boy’.

Kouda Kouji set their nickname to ‘cat whisperer’.

Shoji Mezo set their nickname to ‘slenderman’.

Sato Rikidou set their nickname to ‘sugar sugar’.

Ojirou Mashirao set their nickname to ‘not a furry’.

Aoyama Yuuga set their nickname to ‘sparkly uwu’.

Todoroki Shouto set their nickname to ‘hot n cold’.

hot n cold : see, midoriya can be cute while also striving to be number one. he's very ambitious and determined

hot n cold : its hot

hot n cold : i mean, im assuming it is

hot n cold : like

hot n cold : i wouldn't know

hot n cold : at all

hot n cold : not at all

hot n cold : just assuming the ladies would like

hot n cold : feel that way?

gay or european : jesus christ. y'all aren't even ALLOWED to call me oblivious anymore

green bean : thanks todoroki!!! you're so nice,,, i just try my best i guess?? im glad u think other people would think im cute and hot!!!!! i bet that girls think you're cute and hot!! i don't know much abt that stuff but yeah!

green bean : i mean not that it has to be girls, no one has to be interested in the opposite gender and it's ok if they aren't or they're into both i mean personally i don't really know what i like and i think that's ok too i actually don't know why i said ladies when it's perfectly ok if a guy felt that way and you know it's ok if people don't know how they feel i think its all totally ok as long as you're happy and like not hurting anyone

hot n cold : hey, i see you typing more, you're rambling midoriya 

invisibitch : is he muttering. over text,

acid reflux : jesus christ the sexual tension

gravity? dunno her : how oblivious do u have to be i,

green bean : skskzksksndksjdhwajshs sorry sorry sorry sorry i do this sometimes i can't really help it i mean i probably could but idk i just do it im sorry!!!!

hot n cold : its okay. its cute tbh

green bean : AJSKDNSAKKASNWKWK,,,,,,,

pika pi : now look what you fucking did. you broke him.

gay or european : way to go paul

hot n cold : oh fuck i didn't mean it that way im sorry ? are u ok should someone take you to recovery girl??

green bean : iM FINE PLUS IT'S SUNDAY SHE'S NOT IN ON SUNDAYS UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGENCy

gravity? dunno her : i hate the fact that he knows that

pika pi : ahhhh the benefits of breaking ur bones every time you move

Bakugou Katsuki set their nickname to ‘boom boom bitch’.

green bean : hello kacchan!!!!

boom boom bitch : shut the fuck up you nerd

green bean : yikes in the yard!!!!

sonic : Be nice, Bakugou!

boom boom bitch : Fuck you and shut the fuck up, four eyes!

gravity? dunno her : not a party if bakugou aint threathin to kill u

boom boom bitch : and you too round face

gay or european : bakugou :///

boom boom bitch : fucking what shitty hair

gay or european : :///////

boom boom bitch : .

boom boom bitch : fine whatever. sorry or something

boom boom bitch : but you're on thin fucking ice shitty hair

boom boom bitch: THIN FUCKING ICE

gay or european : :D

spidey : ok so kiri is a masochist. in this essay i will

pika pi : canon

jinkies! : kinkies!

gay or european : : ) thanks guys

green bean : get a room

boom boom bitch : you're one to fucking talk

green bean : right where it hurts…..

sonic : this is why we can't have nice things.

bird boy : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

not a furry : this gc is the exact opposite of a nice thing

everything : i so desperately want you to be wrong.

Asui Tsuyu set their nickname to ‘froppy’.

froppy : that's just how it be in this bitch of a world

green bean : hey im going out what do i need to get???

acid reflux : buy us a class pet

hot n cold : truly the worst idea you've ever had!

acid reflux : you know what? you're right.

gay or european : how the everloving fuck do you think we can have a class pet

sugar sugar : ...honestly,

gravity? dunno her : especially bought by deku sjssbwkwn

slenderman : you're so right flashbacks to that one time i had to carry him thru the forest when he broke both of his arms solely so he couldn't run off and ruin them entirely

hot n cold : #tbt #instagramwiththegirls

green bean : OK FUCKOS I GET IT, dO YOU WANT RAMEN OR NOT,

hot n cold : can i have soba bone boi

green bean : fuckin first of all its already on my list i know it's ur favorite and second of all SHUT THE UP

jinkies! : the epitome of beautiful wording, amazing as always

green bean : I Hate This Fucking Family.

hot n cold : hey why don't u tell them the Thing

green bean : SHUT UP THAT WON'T HELP MY CASE U

gay or european : cool now we have to know

acid reflux : hey todoroki tell us

everything : ..curious

pika pi : we're legally required to be told

spidey : kami is right tell us

gravity? dunno her : (chanting) tell us tell us tELL U

green bean : WHAT'S THAT CAN'T HEAR U OVER THE SOUND OF ME GROCERY SHOPPING yEET

pika pi : fUCK HE WENT OFFLINE

hot n cold : its ok i’ll tell you anyway he isn't here to stop me plus it'd be helpful for you all to know to keep him in check

froppy : ah, our favorite boi.

spidey : concerned boyf

hot n cold : shut,

gravity? dunno her : bakugou? is that u?

hot n cold : fuck wait

pika pi : shsjaksj oh my god

gravity? dunno her : u made this bed,

froppy : now lie in it

hot n cold : anyways. so y'all know the training camp fight?

bird boy : u say as if we could forget.

slenderman : toko is so right

hot n cold : ok so y'all know how mido was in a coma for 3 days and kept drifting in and out of consciousness bc of pain and fever

gay or european : ya

sonic : Yes?

hot n cold : basically that was all because of his arms. he broke them yeah

hot n cold : but the doctors said the damage was literally beyond words, and the way they broke was a little different this time

hot n cold : basically, his bones shatter. like, every time he broke his bones they didn't just snap or whatever, it was like a bomb went off in his arms? so obviously there's horrible and significant damage to his bones n muscles, but the problem is with his ligaments

sonic : Jesus..

slenderman : wait. are you

slenderman : are you saying what i think you're saying

hot n cold : the doctors told him that he had maybe 2 or 3 more times of breaking his arms like that and pushing himself so far like he always does before he permanently loses the ability to use his arms at all

pika pi : .. holy shit

invisibitch : oh my god?

jinkies! : that's

hot n cold : i know,

hot n cold : honestly i just want you guys to know too so that you can help me keep him in check? his heart is just. in the right place and he so desperately wants to do good for everyone and save people that he doesn't think abt himself or. anything except what's in front of him really

hot n cold : so he really needs someone to be there and stop him from hurting himself like that again

gravity? dunno her : yeah holy shit,, he'd be miserable,,

gay or european : oh my god deku,,, pls stop hurting urself!!!

acid reflux : h yeah

sonic : Midoriya! Please be more careful with your arms! You're my friend and I want you to be safe!

green bean : h,,,, i know guys i know ,

green bean : i just need to train my body to handle my quirk better

hot n cold : you've already come really far with that

gravity? dunno her : ^^

gay or european : if it weren't for eri in your fight against chisaki dude ,

froppy : yeah,,

green bean : i know. i wouldn't have done that if she wasn't there!!! i knew her quirk would just reverse the damage so i just kinda took a sorta risk there.  

hot n cold : understandable but from what you told m- well all of us, eri couldn't control her quirk, so even that could've gone bad

green bean : i know i just. i wanted kota to be safe at the training camp, and eri to be safe when i fought chisaki ,

green bean : both times id made a promise to everyone & myself to keep the kids safe and i couldn't let them take her and keep hurting her, and i couldn't let kota get hurt before either

hot n cold : and that makes you a hero. but a foolish one

jinkies! : yeah

gay or european : u gotta stay safe dude

gravity? dunno her : the world needs you, deku!!

froppy : yeah!!! we need you

green bean : thanks everyone,

green bean : ive gotten tons better with it!!

green bean : hey. how abt we all get together tomorrow n celebrate my absolute stupidity by having a karaoke night

jinkies! : HELLA

everything : ..on a Monday night??

green bean : yeah!!! it's almost Christmas break so we aren't doin much anyway

gravity? dunno her : THAT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA YEET

gay or european : YA COUNT THE BAKUSQUAD IN

hot n cold : obviously the deku protection squad must support our boi

jinkies! : IM GONNA FORCE YAOMOMO TO COME FOLKS

green bean : yeah everyone this is mandatory wE’RE GONNA HAVE SM FUN (๑˃̵　ᴗ　˂̵)و

hot n cold : precious. best boi

gravity? dunno her : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

froppy : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

green bean : undERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY,

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Class 1-A

[Monday at 05:06 A.M.]

pika pi : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH6JZ2L6qwM

pika pi: im fuckign crying

pika pi: i cnar brEathemm,,,,

green bean: hi, kami! what the FUCK

pika pi: tHIS IS PEAKJ COMEDY IM FUJCNXXUFBN

green bean: UR FUCKING LUCKY IM A MORNING PERSON THATS WHAT U FUCKING ARE

pika pi: MORNING PERSON DID U JUST WAK EUP

green bean: my hair is Untameable

green bean: hold on a fucking secndo did u even sleep

pika pi: LMAOI NIO

green bean: KAMINARI WE HAVE SCHOOL IN YHREE (3) HORUS

pika pi: yall ever think about that one episode of phineas and ferb where its their moms bday and candace keeps trying to do stuff but phineas and ferb just keep showing her up even tho she, unlike them, actually didnt even forget her birthday? bc same

pika pi: they did my girl candace so wrong shes got such a good heart

green bean: i dont even know what to say right now

green bean :

gay or european: but kami, my bro.

gay or european: u forget that during the boys video, they put in her song and she sang along & then she was happy

pika pi: ICONIC UR RIGHT,,, HOW COULD I FORGET,,,,,

gravity? dunno her: im gonna kill u 3 and then myself bc u woke me up at 5am

green bean : @hot n cold WAKE THE FUCKA UP WE GOTTA JOG TO GO ON

pika pi: a wh

hot n cold: im already up

green bean: u care if we go early?? its been 6 whole ass minutes and ive already given up on my hair

hot n cold: you can try again after we get all sweaty bc you’ll have to shower anyway

green bean: oh yeah you’re right!!!! thanks doki ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

hot n cold: :)

gay or european: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gravity? dunno her: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

acid reflux: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sparkles uwu: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

froppy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spidey: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

invisibitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

not a furry: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

everything: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jinkies!: im not even mad at you idiots for waking me up bc ur fucking gay

green bean: its,

green bean: its not like that,

green bean: todoroki is my friend

green bean: im not even sure i like guys in general,,

sonic: It’s okay Midoriya! Although I am a little upset at being woken up an hour early.

boom boom bitch: FUCKING SO AM I

green bean: sorry iida and kacchan!!!! (ó﹏ò｡)

boom boom bitch: its too fucking early for me to deal with you nerd

gravity? dunno her: bakugou not threatening to kill anyone? surprising. whats not surprising? how much money you can save by switching to GEICO™. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

gay or european: KLDHSLKAJFSDHKLJ

green bean: oh my fucjnkfddjcxmfuubhjksdkjb

froppy: URARAKA JDSHKGDFHFDKJDH

acid reflux: LMAO FUCK

pika pi: JESUS CHRISNTKJDRDHNGLKJFHFDS NOOOOO

pika pi: i take EVERYTHING back. THIS is peak comedy

green bean: ok guys im going on my run!!!! see ya!!!! (=^-ω-^=)

hot n cold: so am i

gravity? dunno her: ok!!!!!! use protection!!!!!!

green bean: FUCKIGNFSJAKSKSK

[Monday at 06:53 A.M.]

green bean: ok we're almost back and we're gonna hit the showers after cooling down,

green bean: uraraka, my beautiful and amazing bi best friend,

gravity? dunno her: what do u want

green bean: somethin ready for me to drink ❀.(*´◡`*)❀.

gravity? dunno her: sigh

gravity? dunno her: i know what u want but what about todoroki

green bean: water

hot n cold: water

hot n cold: how the fuck did u manage to guess

green bean: bold of u to assume i guessed

acid reflux: are u not literally with each other right now

green bean: bold of u to assume either of us can speak

pika pi: i hate this fucking family

green bean: be home in a few minutes, my loving classmates

boom boom bitch: i hate you

green bean: bitch me too the fuck

sonic: please don't talk down on yourself midoriya!!!!!

boom boom bitch: ew the nerd and the half and half bastard are back

acid reflux: WHAT TEHFUCK

pika pi: WHAT DID I JSUT WITNESS

spidey: i can't FUCKING BELIEVE

invisibitch : I COME BACK FROM THE FUXKGINF SHOWER TO SEE THAT

froppy : @green bean EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU ABSOLUTE HEATHEN

green bean: wh

green bean: what the everloving fuck

gay or european : WHY DID WE JUST WATCH U . CHUG A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK

green bean: wh

green bean: bc, ,, it's good for u,,,???

hot n cold: what's wrong with milk?

acid reflux: oh my GOD

pika pi: THEY REALLY ARE SOULMATES

sonic: Milk is good for you! You should drink multiple glasses a day!

gravity? dunno her: we stan milk loving on main

pika pi: this is disgusting.

gay or european: absolutely SHAMEFUL

everything: i love milk! when did we get some??

green bean: i bought some yesterday!!

everything: i might come get a glass

jinkies!: milk is good Momo get me some

everything: ok!

boom boom bitch: i like milk.

gay or european : bakubro no

boom boom bitch: what the fuck is the problem with milk shitty hair

pika pi: wHaT tHe fUcK iS tHe PrObLeM WiTh MiLk sHiTtY hAiR 

pika pi: 

boom boom bitch: i’ll kill you.

acid reflux: not even worried about it

boom boom bitch: STOP QUOTING VINES AT ME

froppy: you live with these people for however long and you think you know them

froppy: and then it turns out they're just milk lovers

gravity? dunno her: YOU OWNED A CAR FOR 4 YEARS

pika pi : YOU NAMED IT BRAD

spidey: YOU TWO HAD BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING TOGETHER

green bean: TWO BOYFRIENDS

acid reflux: THREE JOBS

froppy : YOU'RE LIKE, NOTHING CAN REPLACE BRAD

gay or european: THEN LIBERTY MUTUAL CALLS

jinkies!: AND YOU BREAK INTO YOUR HAPPY DANCE

boom boom bitch: why is it so funn??y? it'd literally just a commercial

pika pi: LET'S ALL BEND OVER AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS FOR THE BIG POWERFUL INSURANCE COMPANY

green bean: KSKSBDSKDJSJ

gay or european: OHHH FUCK ME HARDER LIBERTY MUTUAL DADDY

everything: I hate this fucking family

[Monday at 07:32 A.M.]

hot n cold: the wildest thing happened on our run today

green bean: doki. doki please think carefully about what ur doing

hot n cold: no

green bean : fuck

pika pi: yall finally get ur shit together and make out

green bean: WHCNO

pika pi: hmmst

hot n cold: i said wild

gravity? dunno her: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pika pi: hohoholy shit

green bean: AJSKDNSKALWNF CICKORM FUCKIGN TODOROKI SHOUTO I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IF U DO THIS

hot n cold: so we ran into this girl :)

green bean: PLEASE STOP SPEAKING

acid reflux : spill the tea, todoroki.

hot n cold: long story short midoriya has a fangirl

pika pi: WHAT

green bean: IT WAS TERRIFYING,, SHE REMINDED ME OF HIMIKOU TOGA BUT LESS BLOOD THIRSTY I WAS SO SHOOK,

gravity? dunno her : you have a WHAT

hot n cold: you seemed to like her

green bean: wh,

hot n cold: idk you two got along pretty well and you acted like you had fun talking to her so

gay or european: yall. Y'all is he,

froppy : jealous

hot n cold: no.

acid reflux: HE'S SO JEALOUS

hot n cold: no im not.

green bean: why would he be??

hot n cold : if i was which im not itd be bc our runs are like our time together and she was just kinda there but im not. so

green bean: ..Okay

invisibitch: class is about to start and these two,,

acid reflux: shhh tooru

gay or european: christ.

hot n cold: someone make him stop giving me the puppy eyes.

hot n cold: ..no one?

hot n cold: …..really???

hot n cold: god dammit.

[Monday at 08:13 A.M.]

Ashido Mina created an untitled chat room

Ashido Mina added Kirishima Eijirou , Kaminari Denki , Uraraka Ochako , and 4 others to the chat room.

Ashido Mina named the chat room ‘Operation: tddk’.

Ashido Mina set their nickname to ‘eagle one’.

Ashido Mina set Kaminari Denki ’s nickname to ‘been there, done that’.

Ashido Mina set Hagakure Tooru ’s nickname to ‘currently doing that’.

Ashido Mina set Asui Tsuyu ’s nickname to ‘it happened once in a dream’.

Ashido Mina set Kirishima Eijirou ’s nickname to ‘if i had to pick a dude’.

Ashido Mina set Uraraka Ochako ’s nickname to ‘eagle two’.

eagle two: oh thank god

eagle one: alright, fuckos. We've got a couple dudes to hook up

eagle one: jirou, momo, ur here because God knows we can't get shit done without one of u two around

Yaoyoruzu Momo set their nickname to ‘eagle three’.

Jirou Kyouka set their nickname to ‘eagle four’.

eagle four: give us the low down, eagle one

been there, done that: this is about todoroki and midoriya right

if i had to pick a dude: midoriya is so fucking oblivious

eagle one: todoroki is so fucking obvious

eagle two: you're both right

currently doing that: they should Date

eagle one: that's the best outcome we're gonna get team

been there, done that: man i wish i could say smth like i think they're already secretly together like bakugou and kiri but :/

if i had to pick a dude: i wish i was with him ejshdhsjdl

eagle one: u two are my next target

eagle one: first of all uraraka ur super close to mido, so what does he mean when he says that he's not sure if he likes guys

eagle two: he's questioning his sexuality rly hard right now

eagle two : he told me he likes girls but he's always got this feeling around certain guys and he doesn't know what it means? but he doesn't wanna say he's bi because he doesn't really care about genders but he doesn't wanna say he's pan because he's not sure abt anything

it happened once in a dream: he told u all that via mumble didn't he

eagle two: hmmst how'd u Guess.

been there, done that: “““certain guys”””

if i had to pick a dude: my only request is they sing a duet tonight

eagle one: i think i’d cry,

eagle two: ^

it happened once in a dream: ^^

been there, done that: ^^^

eagle four: ^^^^

eagle three: ^^^^^

currently doing that: ^^^^^^

if i had to pick a dude: ^^^^^^^

eagle one: ok so

eagle one: meet up at lunch.

eagle one: ive got a plan, team

eagle three: Roger that!

eagle three: now get the fuck off your phones homeroom is bout to end

Class 1-A

[Monday at 03:22 P.M.]

green bean: IVE GOT ALL THE SNACKS AND STUFF FOR TONIGHT THE STASH IS SITTING ON THE COFFEE TABLE IN THE DORM SO JUST TELL ME IF WE NEED ANYTHING ELSE!!

green bean: JIROU, INSTRUMENTS? SPEAKERS?? MICS???

jinkies!: hella. present mic and i are Tight (•_•)  ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

green bean: hey for no reason at all there's an acoustic guitar right

jinkies!: ..yes..?

green bean: thanks

acid reflux: eyes emoji

green bean: i can play guitar!!!!

hot n cold: he can also sing.

green bean: no u

acid reflux: EYES EMOJI

acid reflux: IF U CAN BOTH SING. AND MIDORIYA CAN PLAY GUITAR.

gravity? dunno her: duET DUET DUET DU

green bean: i’ll think about it !!!!!! ❀.(*´◡`*)❀.

Operation: tddk

[Monday at 03:31 P.M.]

eagle one: that was so much fucking easier than it should've been

Class 1-A

[Monday at 03:31 P.M.]

hot n cold: i won't care to, if you want to mido

green bean: ok!!! its a plan!!! (๑･`◡´･๑)

froppy: YEAH

everything: im actually really excited for this! i can pull together some lighting!

green bean: that sounds amazing momo!!!!

jinkies!: holy shit we're doing this!

green bean: yeah!!!!!!

pika pi: i actually am really excited?

green bean: we had a karaoke night in 5th grade

green bean: do u remember kacchan? :)

boom boom bitch: shut the fuck up.

green bean: :) he started crying when someone sang total eclipse of a heart :)

boom boom bitch: IM GOING TO KILL YOU

green bean: wow look at that gotta go!

boom boom bitch: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE

sugar sugar: ominous but ok

sugar sugar: I've got desserts on lock btw!

gay or european: BAKUBRO. THAT'S SO MANLY. HOLY SHIT.

pika pi: i can't believe he cried

everything: that's a mood

gravity? dunno her: HE CRIED IM

acid reflux: permission to kin

invisibitch: m

invisibitch: mina no

not a furry: hey is the pokemon squad gonna sing their Song

pika pi : FUCKA YEAH

bird boy: totally

slenderman: yes

froppy: iconic.

gravity? dunno her : uGHGgHHGGH @green bean BLEASE TELL US WHAT YOU AND TODOROKI ARE GONNA SING!!!

green bean: you will See

gay or european: ominous

pika pi: but ok

jinkies!: tododeku is gonna be the highlight of the night unless y'all step up

green bean: tododeku?

hot n cold: ship name

green bean: oh!! cute!!! ◟( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )◞♡◟( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )◞

Operation: tddk

[Monday 03:46 P.M.]

eagle four: I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HOW OVERWHELMING GAY

eagle two: GOD I KNOW

been there, done that: IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D THINK THEY WERE DATING FU XK

Class 1-A

[Monday at 03:49 P.M.]

green bean: ok guys!!!! momo u wanna come w me to the courtyard so we can make decor?? with ur quirk like stuff stuff don't already have, i mean it's okay if you don't want to its probably actually kinda difficult for you to do that sort of thing especially with big stuff like furniture and whatever even though i know you've been training your quirk to lessen the amount of time the big stuff takes which is super cool by the way!!!! really neat!!! please tell me if you don't want to though we can work w what we've got no problem im sure

hot n cold: you're muttering again, mido

green bean: god fuck im sorry :/

everything: meet you in the courtyard!

green bean: okay

hot n cold: don't be

green bean: leavin phone for charging, bye guys!!

hot n cold: its cute

hot n cold: oh

hot n cold: heh.

pika pi: you ok buddy?

hot n cold: yeah im gonna go shower, cya

gravity? dunno her: ok!!!! Have fun!!!

hot n cold: sure i will

Operation: tddk

[Monday at 03:54 P.M.]

if i had to pick a dude: oh yikes

eagle one: he's like,, really upset isn't he

eagle two: deku hangs out with him the most, he's probably havin a jealousy kick

been there, done that: i didn't know he had such a bad problem with jealousy

eagle two: me either

it happened once in a dream: is he actually showering

eagle four: hang on i’ll check

currently doing that: ominous

eagle one: its ok she's a lesbian

eagle two: WJDJSKSNAKA

eagle four: ok all i had to do was vroom on the elevator to his door and no, the shower isn't running, so

if i had to pick a dude: omg is he,,, is he sulking bc of midoriya? that's so gay

eagle two: cute shit

currently doing that: unapologetically my otp

been there, done that: oh worm?

eagle one: well, team

eagle one: these pining gays are making our jobs easy

eagle one: its next to impossible to fuck up

eagle one: what im saying is

eagle one: dont fuck up

eagle three: we got this

eagle three: should i prod about his relationship with todoroki?

eagle one: be careful if u do

it happened once in a dream: MAN TELL US HOW IT GOES

eagle three: okay he’s getting awkward bc im on my phone and he didnt bring his, im gonna spare his cinnamon roll soul

eagle four: “cinnamon roll” sure. sure

Class 1-A

[Monday at 04:01 P.M.]

not a furry: is there anything we need to do??

everything: midoriya says yeah, he needs someone to move the couches and the tv and etc

gay or european: oof nice, hey bakusquad u wanna get on that w me

spidey: sure

pika pi: ive got homework™

jinkies!: im gonna go to present mic again and get the goods

gravity? dunno her: i’ll help the bakusquad!

froppy: ^ me too

gay or european: cool, i gotta talk to y’all anyway

hot n cold: ominous but ok.

everything: I CANT BELIEVE THIS. MIDORIYA ALMOST SPRAINED HIS WRIST

pika pi : what

everything: HE WAS MOVING A CHAIR AND GOT DISTRACTED

sonic: ...are you serious?

everything : DEADLY

everything: midoriya, yelling: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHILE I WAS LIFTING A CHAIR?? MOMO YOU ABSOLUTE HEATHEN YOU’RE LUCKY IT JUST TINGLES A LITTLE

invisibitch: WHAT DID YOU EVEN SAY

spidey: that boy. that boy is a trainwreck

everything: im gonna get killed for this

everything: but this is midoriya

everything : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL2AzcnPGKw

pika pi: FUCK

gravity? dunno her: MOMO NO O FHDIBDKSJFL

everything: AM I WRONG?

gay or european: RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS.

slenderman: i

jinkies! : JINKIES

froppy: CHRIST

sonic: ...you’re right

boom boom bitch: you’re all annoying, especially fucking deku, but yeah.

gay or european: BAKUBRO AGREES SO IT MUST BE TRUE

boom boom bitch: deku’s mom is nice.

pika pi: HOLY SHIT JFDKFSLSD;LK;L

[Monday at 04:25 P.M.]

pika pi : https://youtu.be/GzgavGowD_A

pika pi : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBwELzvnrQg

not a furry: you had homework huh

pika pi: shut

acid reflux: christ.

gravity? dunno her: all in favor of kicking kami from the chat say aye

everything: aye

everything: midoriya: aye

not a furry: aye

invisibitch: aye

jinkies!: fucking aye

gay or european: aye

acid reflux: aye

sugar sugar: aye

bird boy: aye

pika pi: WOW OK

pika pi: SERO YOU'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT PLEASE BRO

spidey: aye

pika pi : NO

pika pi: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

spidey: huh what a shame

[Monday at 07:16 P.M.]

green bean: oh my god we're FINALLY DONE JESUS,

hot n cold: are you in your room?

green bean: .. yes ?

hot n cold: i need to talk to you

green bean: uh okay come down whenever!!!

gay or european: oh….?

pika pi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jinkies!: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gravity? dunno her: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

froppy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

invisibitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

green bean:

[Monday at 07:43 P.M.]

gay or european: everything is moved out and set up!

hot n cold: i’ll wake midoriya up.

gravity? dunno her: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hot n cold: i give up

[Monday at 08:49 P.M.]

acid reflux: wow

gravity? dunno her: deku has such a nice voice

jinkies!: yeah. its enchanting

hot n cold: that's what i told him.

hot n cold: don't even lenny face

invisibitch: im thinking it really hard

[Monday at 08:56 P.M.]

green bean: GO POKESQUAD ALL OF YOU SOUND GREAT

gravity? dunno her: YEEEEEE

sparkles uwu: fabulous!

cat whisperer: yeah, this is amusing, hehe

boom boom bitch: im only supporting this because my squad is up there.

[Monday at 09:02 P.M.]

not a furry: KOUDA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WHY WOULD YOU PLAY US LIKE THAT

invisibitch: :( WE WERE EXCITED

[Monday at 09:05 P.M.]

green bean: wow… who knew kami could play piano? it sounds beautiful

[Monday at 09:12 P.M.]

green bean: GO DOKI!!! YOU SOUND AMAZING THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND

green bean: (੭ु ›ω‹ )੭ु⁾⁾♡

green bean: (best believe im gonna be yelling this when he's done too)

[Monday at 09:34 P.M.]

acid reflux: TODODEKUS DUET I'M NOT READY

gravity? dunno her: IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

gay or european: omfg is it taylor swift

everything: ITS TAYLOR SWIFT.

froppy: they sound amazing together

pika pi: this seems so well coordinated

jinkies!: holy shit they harmonize so well???

bird boy: i just realized

bird boy: todoroki singing “green eyes, freckles and your smile”?

gravity? dunno her: wait you're right.,

acid reflux: EEEEEEEK SO ROMANTICAND CUTE I'M SHEDDING REAL TEARS,

[Monday at 09:47 P.M.]

froppy: is uraraka REALLY singing defying gravity right now

froppy: she sounds good but God thats cheesy

[Monday at 09:59 P.M.]

acid reflux: AM I REALLY GONNA HAVE TO SING HAMILTON WITH YOU GUYS

[Monday at 10:27 P.M.]

invisibitch: I HOPE I DIDN'T MISS ALL THE HEATHERS

[Monday at 11:21 P.M.]

green bean: i think i was the last one up but

green bean: i had fun. thanks for such a good experience, you guys. you're all my friends and im so lucky to have you all. i think i might cry i cried like 7 times last night ,,

[Tuesday at 02:51 A.M.]

hot n cold: we're lucky to have you too, midoriya. you're a huge part of our group, and my life in general, so never forget that.

Chapter Text

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 05:18 A.M.]

green bean : todoroki im gonna beat you up bc you were up so late!!!!!

froppy : part of a balanced breakfast

green bean : what are you doing up asui?

froppy : tsu bls

green bean : fuck sorry !!!!!

froppy : its fine!! also i just woke up early i dunno jsjsjskala

green bean : understandable

hot n cold : i had a nightmare so i woke up and checked my phone

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Tuesday at 05:24 A.M.]

zuku ☆ : are you okay?

doki ♡ : yeah, i think so

zuku ☆ : do you wanna talk about it? im here for you

doki ♡ : it was just one of those where people get hurt and your dream self is like

doki ♡ : stuck?

doki ♡ : like you can't move so you just watch these people die horrible gruesome deaths and yeah,

doki ♡ : it was you this time and it felt real so i panicked and got on my phone to check

zuku ☆ : oh,,,,

zuku ☆ : i hate those dreams

zuku ☆ : im right here, okay? im safe and i always will be

doki ♡ : no, you won't always

doki ♡ : you've already gotten hurt so much

doki ♡ : and you're not even a pro yet?

doki ♡ : its scary because i really care for you and trouble always seems to find you and you get hurt a lot and all that

doki ♡ : i just don't want you to die on me. i haven't had someone like you ever and i don't wanna lose you

zuku ☆ : and you won't

zuku ☆ : i have a duty to uphold, okay?

zuku ☆ : im not dead yet

zuku ☆ : i’ll stay alive, or try to anyway

zuku ☆ : some stupid villain won't kill me. not if im gonna be number one!! that's not how my story goes, i know it's not. i won't let it

doki ♡ : midoriya, you can't change fate. i don't want you to die, but one day, you will, and i hope it's a long time from now but you never know

zuku ☆ : yeah. yeah i know

zuku ☆ : but im here now, okay? and im not ever gonna leave, at least not anytime soon, so, don't even think about getting rid of me

doki ♡ : wouldn't dream of it

doki ♡ : i’ll meet you at your door and we can walk to breakfast?

zuku ☆ : sure!!! i doubt there's anything made yet, but id love to walk down w you

doki ♡ : cool. see you in 5

zuku ☆ : you got it, hand crusher!!!

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 05:26 A.M.]

everything : hope you’re okay, todoroki!

froppy : ^

gravity? dunno her : ^^

gravity? dunno her : also STOP WAKING ME UP YALL HOES MAKE ME WANNA YEET MYSELF INTO THE SUN U KNOW I SLEEP LIGHT

pika pi : FUCK MAN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT AND DIDNT GET TO SEND CRYPTID 3AM THOUGHTS VIDEOS

spidey : oh yeah we really missed out!

pika pi : D:

spidey : jk ily

pika pi : lmao ily2

sonic : Everyone is up early this morning!

sugar sugar : i’ll start on breakfast in a min?

acid reflux : fuc k i got like 0 hours of sleep

slenderman : mood

bird boy : breakfast does sound really good

sugar sugar : yeah so yall better be down in a little bit to eat

invisibitch : fuckinmm,,, good morning im tired

gravity? dunno her : we will, satou!!!

gay or european : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgWXUJqmj4w

jinkies! : even without kami, none of us are safe

sonic : ...well that’s one way to start the day

green bean : i have worse.

not a furry : midoriya don’t

gravity? dunno her : oh no

froppy : oh no

hot n cold : please tell me its not The video

green bean : it’s The video.

gay or european : local cryptid midoriya izuku

pika pi : ominous but ok

gravity? dunno her : wh

gravity? dunno her : what

green bean : patience, my children.

green bean : the video will arrive in due time.

acid reflux : a little early for cryptid!midoriya aint it

hot n cold : as local cryptid!midoriya translator, he means he has to find The video

hot n cold : all of you?

hot n cold : run while you fucking can

Operation: tddk

[Tuesday at 05:49 A.M.]

eagle one : @eagle three you never told us what happened w midoriya

eagle three : oh, yeah!

been there, done that : ah, matchmaking in the wee hours of the morn

if i had to pick a dude : thats just how it be

eagle three : basically, i casually mentioned todoroki? like i just said his name? literally no implications or anything i just said “todoroki” and he blushed SO FUCKING HARD. literally i dont even know how the degree of red that his face was was even possible.

eagle three : it was like anish kapoor had Claimed The Rights to the Reddest Red

it happened once in a dream : i hate kapoor but that was a solid joke and i appreciate you, momo

eagle three : <3 i hate him too!

eagle three : but anyway, i knew i had to play it cool and probably act like i was innocent? so i was like, hey, whats wrong, midoriya? recovery girl should be in today right? do you need to go?

eagle three : he was so nervous!!

eagle three : he apologized like 950 times and started muttering and i mostly just caught him rambling about todoroki and saying cute things but immediately going “not in that way of course hes just a friend” and it was. kinda sad? i think he’s trying to convince himself out of, idk, fear?

currently doing that : fear?

eagle three : well, yeah

if i had to pick a dude : elaborate..?

eagle three : i talked to uraraka about it, she knows midoriya better, so maybe she should explain what i mean

eagle two : yeah, sure!

eagle two : we’ve been best friends ever since school started

eagle two : but like, deku is very afraid of really letting himself get attached to people? id say its because of his dad being absent but i dont think he really remembers his dad at all, so my guess is because, with bakugou, they were close as kids but then bakugou got his quirk, and was horrible to deku

eagle two : bakugou was like, his best friend at the time according to him, so the way he started acting and how he kept bullying deku was probably a really big betrayal?

eagle two : which is fair, bakugou shouldnt have treated him like that, theres no excuse and it makes me so angry

eagle two : but anyway, deku still trailed bakugou all the time because he was his only friend, so i think he might be kind of traumatized and under the impression that thats how friendships should be?

eagle two : and like, at the beginning of the year,,, i liked him so we kissed a couple times and had a thing for like, less than a week and we mutually agreed that it was Not something either of us wanted, but he told me that before that he’d never had a relationship before, and after that he told me he’d never even had a crush his whole life, i guess because hes been so immersed in his hero notes and trying so hard to be something that he just. didnt. plus he got bullied a lot

eagle two: i think hes got subconscious expectations for friendships, but romantic stuff is new to him entirely, and you know how he is about wanting to be a step ahead, knowing whats going on and having a plan

eagle two : he doesnt like not knowing

if i had to pick a dude : oh man,, i need to talk to bakugou then

eagle two : that is a very bad idea,,? bakugou is so touchy when it comes to deku

if i had to pick a dude : he’s different with me. maybe i can get somewhere

been there, done that : okay, just dont get urself hurt

been there, done that : also.. thats rough,

eagle three : as for todoroki, we’re kinda close and i used to think i had a crush on him, but it was just strong admiration for his abilities. he’s never talked to me about his past but endeavor calls him his “masterpiece” doesn’t he? and his mom is in the hospital? and he must’ve gotten his scar somehow..

eagle one : fuck,, thats,,, thats rough

eagle two : deku is the only one todoroki has really talked to about his past. hes really quiet about it, clearly

if i had to pick a dude : fuck endeavor

currently doing that : yeah

eagle four : ..some kind of hero, huh.

eagle one : so if im picking up what you’re putting down…

eagle three : this is a whole lot more than todoroki being just touch-starved and midoriya being mindlessly oblivious

it happened once in a dream : ...weve gone a lot further down this rabbit hole than we meant to

eagle one : this wont be as easy as we thought itd be. fuckin ofc

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 06:34 A.M.]

green bean : its ready

gravity? dunno her : GO TELL GRANDPA

pika pi : CIRCLETINEEEEEE

green bean : are you all ready

green bean : youre about to watch the greatest video of all time. undoubtedly my favorite on the internet

acid reflux : im terrified!

green bean : :)

green bean : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg

hot n cold : midoriya i swear

hot n cold : dont click that

pika pi : I NEED EYE BLEACH

bird boy : OH MY GOD

slenderman : IIIIIII AM THE BEAST THAT CUTS THE MEAT

green bean : NOW THAT THEYRE DEAD YOU CAN SINK IN YOUR TEETH

everything : what the singular fuck

acid reflux : i dont know what to do with this video but i dont want it

invisibitch : i dont

not a furry : no

gravity? dunno her : DEKU I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS

froppy : that was so cursed and fuckin,, nooo

green bean : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUcpVmEHuk

green bean : me rn @uraraka

hot n cold : ur questionable but not a piece of garbage

pika pi : OH MAN I LOVE BILL WURTZ

pika pi : HIS HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD VIDEO IS THE ONLY REASON I DON'T THINK EARTH WAS SHIT OUT BY A SPACE UNICORN OR SOMETHING

spidey : take ur time, kami

pika pi : thank u

gravity? dunno her : i have a PROBLEM

green bean : whomst am i giving an ass whooping

gravity? dunno her : no i just

gravity? dunno her : i think i have a CRUSH

acid reflux : OH TEA?

gravity? dunno her : I DONT REALLY KNOW I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW I'M BI AND MY BI HEART,, IS BEATIN FOR THIS PRETTY GIRL AT OUR SCHOOL

jinkies! : OOF do we know her

gravity? dunno her : ye she's in our year and she has a quirk that i know makes people go ??? and they find it weird a lot but it's so cool n she's so cute!!! she's so supportive and i love her voice and her hair and her cute lil face but especially her amazing personality she has helped me and i bet so many of our mutual friends through some tough shit,,,, even tho she was dealing with it too and man ive said ily to her and i mostly meant it platonically but NOW I WANNA KISS HER,,,,

froppy : who is it?

gravity? dunno her : wh

gravity? dunno her : i can't say

green bean : oh my goodness,,,,,, uraraka my wonderful bi best friend, gorgeous and pure and so so lovely,,, im so happy for you omg i cannot h! =。:.ﾟ٩(๑>ω<๑)۶:.｡+ﾟ

gravity? dunno her : h thanks,,,, i don't think she likes me back and i don't even know if she likes girls,

acid reflux : if she doesn't like you she's missing out, babes!!

gravity? dunno her : <3

gay or european : that's so great uraraka!!!

gravity? dunno her : hhhhhh thank you

gay or european : alright class ive got a PROPOSITION

pika pi : bet it's DUMB

everything : give it a shot, Kirishima

gay or european : what if we all just. say our sexualities. right here right now, so we all know?? i mean some of us are already out, like me and uraraka, and i know a couple are questioning

pika pi: thats actually NOT DUMB

green bean : ..@ me next time

gay or european : midoriya n o take your time sexuality is an experiment

green bean : ddhdjsk

sonic : I like this idea. Are there any who oppose?

green bean : maybe those who don't want to don't have to say but the option is there on the table, to do it now?

everything : good idea!

gay or european : so im fuckin gay

gravity? dunno her : this bitch bisexual

gravity? dunno her : YEET

froppy : same

gravity? dunno her : r

gravity? dunno her : really

froppy : yes

green bean : im questioning, i guess? i mean i don't have much experience with romantic feelings because ive always been,,, kinda alone, and kacchan was my only friend and he really wasn't much of a friend ,,,, so i guess ive got some walls of my own but i think im feeling something but i don't wanna assume that it's what im feeling and then hurt the person if i was wrong so

green bean : fuck sorry i rambled, my point is i don't have a label or actually any fucking idea what im doing when it comes to girls and boys and dates and whatever but

acid reflux : awww yeah you're valid!!! you'll figure it out, midoriya, it'll turn out

pika pi : mina is totally right!

sonic : it'll all be okay, Midoriya!

green bean : thanks everyone,

hot n cold : i support you, midoriya

green bean : ..hey, not to call you out on main, but

green bean : actually. nevermind i’ll ask later

hot n cold : o..kay, ?

hot n cold : anyways im gay

green bean : sorry what

green bean : youre what

gay or european :

pika pi :

gravity? dunno her :

acid reflux :

jinkies! :

green bean : wh

gay or european : that was the most obvious thing in the world midoriya

green bean : nani the fuck

green bean : you all knew??

cat whisperer : you were the only one who didn't..

green bean : KOUDA YOU TOO,

green bean : excuse me

pika pi : does he think we can't hear him screaming

gravity? dunno her : deku i knew you were oblivious but holy shit

gay or european : midoriya being a big DUMB aside everyone continue outting yourselves

pika pi : ok im bi

spidey : worm

pika pi : i knew that already

spidey : ok but why didnt u tell me of your Bi-ness i thought you were straight

pika pi : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jinkies! : local lesbian here

acid reflux : im pan!

invisibitch : baby bi bi bi (bi bi)

not a furry : i’m also pan

sonic : I am bisexual!

boom boom bitch : i dont fucking care about any of you so i dont care if you know but im gay

gay or european : im proud of u bakubro

boom boom bitch : ..thanks.

pika pi : MIDORIYA IS STILL SCREAMING WHY

kirishima ; bakubro

[Tuesday at 07:12 A.M.]

kirishima : yeah i really am proud

kirishima : and a little shook

bakubro : why the fuck would you be

kirishima : proud? or shook?

bakubro : both i guess??

kirishima : im proud bc sexuality is hard and i know you’re pretty closed off but you still came out to everyone

kirishima : and im shook bc BRO I NEVER WOULDVE GUESSED AND I HAVE A SOLID GAYDAR

bakubro : thanks but i also hate you lmfao bitch bye

kirishima : NOOOOO BAKUGOU

bakubro : fucking fine

kirishima : YEET

bakubro : thin fucking ice

kirishima : terrifying, truly

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 07:17 A.M.]

green bean : HOMEROOM IS IN AN HOUR AND I HAVENT EVEN TACKLED MY HAIR

invisibitch : your hair cant be THAT hard to manage

gravity? dunno her : youd be fucking surprised

pika pi : then stop screaming and do ur hair

gay or european : how is his hair even difficult

froppy : i mean, yeah, i know theres a lot of it but

bird boy : and isnt it always crazy anyway?

green bean : OHOHOH

green bean : YOU THINK MY HAIR IS USUALLY CRAZY

green bean : MY BEDHEAD .

hot n cold : do you want me to come help you

green bean : prepare to scream at it but sure

gravity? dunno her : my crush is overwhelming

acid reflux : Why Wont You Tell Us Her Identity

gravity? dunno her : MY LIFE WOULD BE IN SHAMBLES.

boom boom bitch : well thats fucking dramatic.

gravity? dunno her : well thats fucking rude.

sonic : Uraraka! If you ever need to talk, I am here for you.

gravity? dunno her : <3 thanks class prez ur the man

pika pi : well thats ominous

pika pi : hes The Man

gravity? dunno her : did i fucking stutter

pika pi : understandable have a nice day

Operation: tddk

[Tuesday at 07:29 A.M.]

eagle one : tell us

eagle two : NO

been there, done that : cmonnnnn is it one of the girls in the class

eagle two : ,

if i had to pick a dude : hMMST.

eagle four : :) looks like we got ourselves a wlw couple just DYING to be made

it happened once in a dream : if we knew who it was, we would

eagle two : NOPE BYE WOULD YOU LOOK. AT THE TIME I GOTT GO SHOWER BBYEH

currently doing that : don’t be discouraged team.

eagle one : we’ll get it outta her :)

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 08:01 A.M.]

bird boy : why can i hear todoroki screaming from midoriya’s room.

hot n cold : HIS FUCKING HAIR

green bean : i hate to say i told you so but

green bean : i told you so

green bean : (he flipped me off after reading that and left the room)

green bean : u would, doki

green bean : u would

hot n cold : no

green bean : (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Tuesday at 08:07 A.M.]

zuku ☆ : cmoonnnnnnnn

zuku ☆ : come backkkkkk

zuku ☆ : im sorryyyy

zuku ☆ : forgive meeeeeeeee

doki ♡ : :/

doki ♡ : ..fine.

doki ♡ : forgiven

zuku ☆ : yea!!!!! yay !!!!!

zuku ☆ : walk to class?

doki ♡ : can we take the long way?

zuku ☆ : sure, if we go ahead and leave, why?

doki ♡ : i just like walking w you i guess

zuku ☆ : in that case absolutely (´,,•ω•,,)♡

doki ♡ : :)

doki ♡: also

doki ♡: i think your bedhead is adorable.

zuku ☆: AAAAAAAAAAAAAFKHASFLIUEKJSLDERKKFDOIJAERBIOM?????????????????????????

doki ♡: :)

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 08:19 A.M.]

gravity? dunno her : @green bean class starts in 6 minutes? youre gonna be late,

everything : @hot n cold for that matter too

sonic : I will be quite upset if you two are late, @green bean and @hot n cold

hot n cold : we encountered an issue.

acid reflux : what?

sonic : Is everything okay?

everything : what kind of issue?

green bean : its in the gen ed department

hot n cold : we’re trying not to get involved but small might over here

green bean : im. i just?? it goes against?? everything i feel to NOT jump in

everything : and you arent coming to class why?

green bean : ..we’re stuck.

gravity? dunno he r: stuck..?

green bean : stuck

hot n cold : like. in the middle of it

gay or european : wtf did you two get into

green bean : just tell aizawa-sensei to come to the gen ed department

everything : he isnt here yet

green bean : .. then do it when he gets there i cant just stand here

acid reflux : hes gonna get Expelled place bets on how long it takes

hot n cold : never, if ive got a say in it

Chapter Text

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 09:33 A.M.]

hot n cold: so midoriya is in the principals office

gravity? dunno her: oh my god seriously

hot n cold: yeah

acid reflux: what did he do

gay or european: why am i not surprised

hot n cold: we took the long way to class and we always pass through the general ed department wing, so first of all that's why we were even there

hot n cold: this huge group of kids popped out of one of the class rooms and a lot of them actually weren't doing anything but 3 of them were yelling and fighting each other

hot n cold: obviously we look over like ??? and suddenly we're fucking surrounded by like 14 kids shouting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT and throwing their fists into the air

hot n cold: i already know at this point that Midoriya is gonna try something, because Small Might, therefore im trying to pull us out of there, but this bundle of kids is shoving right back and is very determined to NOT let us through, probably unintentionally but anyway

hot n cold: he yanked his arm away from me and started mumbling about not wanting to be a bystander in a fight because these kids were actually gonna hurt each other, one of them was already limping, and yknow, his endless muttering, the usual

hot n cold: you guys texted then so we replied and the problem was no better

hot n cold: kids from OTHER classrooms were coming out and clogging the hallway, i couldn't go anywhere bc midoriya wouldn't let me grab him and i sure as hell wasn't gonna leave him

hot n cold: so im just like, midoriya don't, you can't afford to get in trouble anymore than you already have, stay out of it everything will be ok there's probably already teachers on the way

hot n cold: naturally he looks back at me, all big eyes and “But doki,”

hot n cold: i was like, no, dont, think before you do this sort of thing, this isn't your problem to deal with

hot n cold: “meddling when you don't need to is the essence of being a hero”

gravity? dunno her: ah, THERE'S the signature line

hot n cold: aaaand before i know it he's activated his quirk and thrown himself between these kids

hot n cold: i got swallowed by the crowd but i was going CRAZY listening to everyone yelling about the plain looking kid from class 1-a so i shoved my way through and started trying to hold him back and honestly i got desperate and started yelling at him to stop

hot n cold: that's what caught him off guard and stopped his struggling, so i pulled him away and that's when a teacher intervened

hot n cold: im waiting for MY turn in the principals office if you're wondering

acid reflux: hes gonna get EXPELLED.

hot n cold: he got hurt, so all these kids are on my hitlist rn

hot n cold: not anything bad. but they're still on my hitlist.

gravity? dunno her: this kid,,,,,, he is too much of a hero

gay or european: you're right

hot n cold: im gonna talk to him, so. there's the principal now, be back

invisibitch: aizawa-sensei must've heard abt it bc he was so pissed off in homeroom when we brought them up

froppy: it sucks too, because no one can really?? tell midoriya to NOT be selfless? that's kinda what being a hero is all about so it'd be pretty hypocritical

cat whisperer: i wish midoriya wouldn't get in so much trouble..

gravity? dunno her: yeah, me too.

jinkies!: how about we give him an intervention at lunch

sonic: Yes, I would very much like that. We need to all talk about his behavior with him

everything: i’m less concerned with his behavior, and more concerned about what might happen to him if he keeps on throwing himself into situations like this. i could drop kick whoever told him that meddling is the essence of being a hero

gravity? dunno her: it was all might

everything: i could drop kick all might for telling him that meddling is the essence of being a hero

gay or european: worm

pika pi: i cannot BELIEVE he did it again?? which i mean at least he wasnt the one fighting this time yall remember the deku vs bakugou showdown

sonic: We'll talk more about this later. For now, everyone get off your phones before we get in trouble

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Tuesday at 09:50 A.M.]

zuku ☆: ..im sorry

zuku ☆: i know you're in the office but i got us banned from taking the long way

zuku ☆: and i

zuku ☆: i should've listened to you instead of being an idiot

zuku ☆: and i read the chat and i understand you begin upset at me

zuku ☆: im,,, nervous to talk to you because. yeah

zuku ☆: and i can't bear to face the others

zuku ☆: im going back to the dorms. they put me on house arrest til lunch but im not going

zuku ☆: i’ll just. breeze through afternoon classes

zuku ☆: i. put all the blame on myself because it was my fault so i guess technically YOU'RE not banned from the long way but. You've never taken it without me

zuku ☆: im such an idiot ?? if i hadn't been there you wouldn't have gotten in trouble at all, i should've just listened

zuku ☆: fuck im crying again jssjhekw ,,,, i need to sit down for a minute ,

zuku ☆: im really sorry

[Tuesday at 10:25 A.M.]

doki ♡: zuku, no, hey

doki ♡: its okay, we're okay. and it's okay if you don't answer these but even if it is your fault, i jumped in because i care about you and support you, and im actually not even in trouble anyways

doki ♡ : your heart? it was in the right place like always. you have the best heart, zuku, and it's so good that it gets you into stuff sometimes

doki ♡: but regardless, you're a hero. you're a hero through and through, even if you make mistakes

doki ♡: dont get me wrong, you're definitely silly, and i question you sometimes

doki ♡: and i do NOT condone you getting into fights

doki ♡: but you are NOT stupid and you had the best intentions. you're not even graduated and you're still an amazing hero, one of the top in the class

doki ♡: its going to be okay, silly

doki ♡: besides,

doki ♡: ..nevermind.

doki ♡: stay safe. i’ll see you in 5th, zuku.

doki ♡: …

doki ♡: <3.

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 04:14 P.M.]

acid reflux: god i always HATE 7th period it feels so long

pika pi: worm

gay or european: at least we're on winter break now

invisibitch: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT

spidey: YEAHHHH WINTER BREAK

froppy: but its so cold

everything: true.

Operation: tddk

[Tuesday at 04:23 P.M.]

eagle one: i just saw midoriya and todoroki talking and hugging at the corner of a building

eagle two: deku has been avoiding me all day,,,

eagle three: i’m sure he's stressed out right now. from what i saw when he was in class he stayed in his notes. i don't think he looked up once and todoroki stared at him a lot. i think they talked in private for sure, but todoroki seemed worried

if i had to pick a dude: i tried to talk to him but he just ducked his head further and wrote more

invisibitch: i heard todoroki slip at lunch like the only time he even talked and say that he was on house arrest just until 4th, but he never showed up at lunch

been there, done that: i was surprised when he showed up in 5th tbh

it happened once in a dream: might as well have not even been there. usually his aura just kinda cheers everyone up and he's always smiling and laughing and answering questions and helping people with their work but i think the whole class was down a little bit because he was

eagle four: yeah. i was definitely sadder

eagle two: yeah.. i never even realized how much of an impact he had on everyone. i guess it's as they say

eagle two: you don't know what you've got until it's gone

eagle one: im watching them from afar. i think midoriya is crying but todoroki's back is facing me, so

eagle one: yeah midoriya is definitely crying but todoroki keeps touching him like he's trying to comfort him

eagle one: sometimes midoriya lets him and others he brushes him off?

eagle one: i got closer and he's crying, they're hugging

eagle one: ,,,,aww ? they're so cute,

eagle one: ..i feel wrong being here, so im going but

it happened once in a dream: that's adorable

eagle two: im so happy for them

eagle four: ^

eagle three: ^^

been there, done that: ^^^

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 04:43 P.M.]

everything : @everyone please keep in mind that im treating the class to dinner at a fancy restaurant tonight! ive rsvp’d for 19 people including myself, but i understand if you can't make it! also, wear something nice!!

gay or european: oh yeah! im coming

sonic: As am I!

gravity? dunno her: i’ll be there!!!

sparkles uwu: of course i shall attend :D

spidey: count me and kami in

boom boom bitch: ..you're all fucking extras, but i guess i’ll go

gay or european: !!!!! yay!!

boom boom bitch: ..yeah

cat whisperer: i’ll come !

jinkies!: of course i’m gonna be there you're my best friend !!!! all of you suck but you're still my friends and i like you all somehow

pika pi: endearing

jinkies!: not u

pika pi: :’(

froppy: i’ll come, too!

sugar sugar: of course i’ll be there!

slenderman: toko and i will definitely attend, since you've already gotten reservations, even if it's not really our style

invisibitch: i’d rather DIE than miss this opportunity momo!!

acid reflux: yeah yeah yeah of COURSE im going???

not a furry: whoops sorry i was training my quirk, yes i will be there

everything: okay, that's everyone except..

gravity? dunno her: both of them are holed up in their respective rooms, either with the chat muted or their phones off

everything: sigh

gravity? dunno her: worm.

momo ; choco

[Tuesday at 04:49 P.M.]

momo: hey, i know we’re both worried abt our respective sad boys, so i wanted to check up on you and see if you were doing alright

choco: yeah, im okay, thank you for asking,, what about you?

momo: i’m okay, i tried to talk to todoroki and i think i upset him askjgskjdl,,

choco: me too but with deku,, its so,, weird seeing him so reserved and closed off? like yeah he gets distant when hes having an Episode but you can always get him to come to and he’ll at least be like “oh god im sorry!!!!” but like. h. right now he’s avoiding EVERYBODY, even todoroki, and he was muttering to himself in class and pulling at his hair and stuff

choco: i know what todoroki told us wasnt a lie, but there’s something thats especially nagging at deku. i can tell and i dont think todoroki knows either

momo: are you sure?

choco: i know deku. something happened and he’s keeping it in, maybe bc he thinks it doesnt matter? either way, hes definitely hiding something

momo: then we need to help them

choco: how?

momo: im making a group chat. we’re sorting this out.

[Tuesday at 04:57 P.M.]

Yaoyorozu Momo created an untitled group chat.

Yaoyorozu Momo added Uraraka Ochako , Todoroki Shouto , and Midoriya Izuku to the group chat.

Yaoyorozu Momo set their nickname to ‘momo’.

Uraraka Ochako set their nickname to ‘uraraka’.

Todoroki Shouto: …?

momo: todoroki, i love you, but you might as well change your nickname and get comfortable

Todoroki Shouto: ..what?

momo set Todoroki Shouto ’s nickname to ‘todoroki’.

uraraka set Midoriya Izuku ’s nickname to ‘deku’.

todoroki: what’s going on

momo: i can’t stand this, the way you guys are... i don’t know. acting i guess?

uraraka: me too. im so worried about you deku, and you guys both have us. stop bottling up how you feel please, its not good for you, and deku, i know how you get

todoroki: his phone is off.

uraraka: what? why?

todoroki: because he wants to be alone right now.

uraraka : todoroki, you know him

uraraka : you know he cant be alone right now

todoroki: what?

momo: todoroki, are you okay?

todoroki: what is this??

uraraka: im checking on him.

todoroki: he said he wants to be alone

momo: todoroki. where are you?

todoroki: ...my room?? why??

momo: because i know sometimes you lie about this kind of thing. are you really okay?

todoroki: i’m just confused. i dont understand what’s happening right now, and you’re both acting really weird

uraraka: where is deku.

todoroki: he’s in his room, he wants to be alone

uraraka: no he isn’t.

todoroki: what?

momo: what?

todoroki: what do you mean he isn’t?

uraraka: todoroki he isnt there

todoroki: no, we would’ve seen him leave

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 05:03 P.M.]

everything: something came up and i had to cancel the reservations

everything : sorry @everyone </3,

froppy: that’s okay, momo! are you okay?

pika pi: ^

acid reflux: ^^

everything: yes, i’m fine. sorry to disappoint, though, i know everyone was excited

invisibitch: as long as you’re okay, that’s what counts

Untitled Chat

[Tuesday at 05:06 P.M.]

momo: plans cancelled. we’re gonna find him

todoroki: i’m so sorry

momo: it’s okay, he’ll be okay, you’ve got to be strong for him right now

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Tuesday at 05:07 P.M.]

doki ♡: zuku?

doki ♡: you told me you were in your room?

doki ♡: im not mad, just worried

doki ♡: you didn’t have to lie to me

zuku ☆: i didnt lie

doki ♡: what?

zuku ☆: i was in my room but then i left

doki ♡: why?

zuku ☆: it was too quiet

doki ♡: yeah, i know what you mean..

doki ♡: where are you now?

zuku ☆: our favorite street

doki ♡: be there.

Untitled Chat

[Tuesday at 05:16 P.M.]

momo: todoroki? where did you go

uraraka: he's probably worried. mood!

momo: just stay calm, it's going to be okay. he's sulking in his room i think.

uraraka: what do we do? do we get anybody involved??

momo: maybe the code name chat?

uraraka: yeah, yeah that's a good idea i think? if it gets worse..

momo: yeah, for now let's check some places he might be

momo: todoroki, do you know anywhere?

momo: todoroki?

momo: todoroki

uraraka: another one seriously missing

momo: please answer your phone?

momo: … nevermind. found him

uraraka: who's making all that noise??

momo: he just flew down the hallway and into the elevator

uraraka: does he know where deku is? is that whym

momo: I dont know. let's go downstairs and group up with whoevers in the common area, and we'll tell them what's happening.

uraraka: yeah, okay,

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 05:23 P.M.]

boom boom bitch: why the FUCK did the half and half bastard just run out of the building??? i was watching a movie and i couldn't fucking hear over him sounding like a fuckin stampede of wild horses

gay or european: i too was watching a movie what is happening

acid reflux: i have no clue

not a furry: ominous.?

spidey: yeah me and kami heard him and saw him running im so lost

everything : @everyone meet me and uraraka in the common area. right now if you're not already there

Untitled Chat

[Tuesday at 08:32 P.M.]

deku: we're okay

uraraka: MIDORIYA IZUKU

uraraka: MAIN GC. NOW

Class 1-A

[Tuesday at 08:33 P.M.]

green bean: we're okay

froppy: midoriya!!!!

sonic: Midoriya. We were worried sick.

everything: where have you been???? You better get back right now

pika pi: BONELESS BOI, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD???

boom boom bitch: oh great they're okay

gay or european: bakubro no

gravity? dunno her: I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU MIDORIYA IZUKU. I WAS ABOUT TO CALL INKO. I WAS GOING TO CALL YOUR MOTHER YOU SACK OF HORSE SHIT. I'M GOING TO GO GRAY BY THE AGE OF 17 YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE YOU GET HOME RIGHT THIS MINUTE

acid reflux: i fucking stanm you uraraka god we were so worried

hot n cold: guys. he's really fragile right now. please don't crowd him as soon as we walk in. i know you're worried but you'll just get him skittish again

sonic: ..Todoroki is right.

invisibitch: what

sonic: Crowding him won't do any good, so everyone better listen to him.

everything: they're right. be careful, midoriya

[Wednesday at 02:38 A.M.]

green bean: ..thanks for caring. i kinda slipped yesterday.. im sorry you cancelled the dinner trip because of me

green bean: also

green bean: it is Wednesday my dudes,

[Wednesday at 10:21 A.M.]

pika pi : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chapter Text

Class 1-A

[Wednesday at 10:36 A.M.]

green bean : while you were busy being heterosexual, i studied the blade (my quirk)

hot n cold : no

green bean : yes

hot n cold : bring a blanket to the couch. i won't let this happen

green bean : doki nooooo i missed class yesterday

pika pi : that's a… that's a bad thing..?

everything : that was your fault to be fair

green bean : ok yeah and that's why im gonna work extra hard today?? i can't fall behind

hot n cold : let me finished getting dressed, i need 10 minutes, tops

green bean : compromise!!! i’ll wait for you downstairs babe ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

hot n cold : ...

hot n cold : <3.

pika pi : YOOOO DID TODOROKI JUST <3

acid reflux : OUR FBI AGENTS ARE QUAKING

gay or european : IM ALSO FOCUSING ON MIDORIYA CALLING HIM BABE

gravity? dunno her : DID UOU GUYS GET TOGETHER AND NOT TELL ME? ?????? I'LL RIOT

green bean : ...how do i delete a text from someone else's memories

hot n cold : no we're not together?

pika pi : U HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

froppy : this is queerbaiting

gravity? dunno her : THIS IS HOMOPHOBIA

froppy : omg uraraka

gravity? dunno her : SAME WAVELENGTH

green bean : h? why does everyone want us to get together so bad

acid reflux : because todoroki speed ran through the whole ass building and sprinted through the school grounds bc u were upset

spidey : you are both. so gay it hurts

gay or european : PREACH

gay or european : bakubro agrees, but violently

jinkies! : this whole situation is so grossly typical of us

acid reflux : ?

pika pi : elaborate

jinkies! : ok so

jinkies! : the start of it? todoroki and midoriya being mindlessly oblivious and cutesy

jinkies! : next, the teasing and are you guys actually together? plus, no one questioning why bakugou and kiri are together cause that shits normal

jinkies! : next, the denial.

jinkies! : then, the memes. “same wavelength”

jinkies! : and we're just past the “i don't understand” phase, and straight into the “intellectual pointing out somethin” phase

pika pi : you? an intellectual? sounds fake but ok

jinkies! : ah, we've arrived at the next phase, “denial: the second objection”

acid reflux : SKSHSKAKDJWWK

gravity? dunno her : i hate it bc ur right

pika pi : im gonna do the in my feelings challenge

acid reflux : OH LET'S DO IT TOGETHER

spidey : no

sonic : Midoriya showed me that. It seems dangerous..

green bean : ME AN DOKI ARE LEAVING BUT YEAHHHH DO IT I ALREADY DID IT

froppy : he did and it was fucking WILD

gravity? dunno her : he could actually DANCE it was literally fucking insane? he just.. HOPPED OUT THE CAR.

hot n cold : iida was driving

sonic : I did not condone his actions.

sonic : ..but it was pretty cool

acid reflux : midoriya izuku did the in my feelings challenge. someone pinch me i must be dreaming

froppy : worm

gravity? dunno her : tbh iida, todoroki, and deku are the reasons im not a lesbian. boys can be as cute and good as them even if i aint met one

gay or european : D:

pika pi : D:

spidey : D:

cat whisperer : D:

gravity? dunno her : OH MY GOSH KOUDA HOW COULD I IM SO SORRY

gay or european : i can't believe you've done this

pika pi : I FEEL SO UTTERLY BETRAYED

sonic : :) <3

pika pi : chaotic evil

jinkies! : iida is lawful good you absolute baffoon

pika pi : you're neutral evil

jinkies! : valid. you're chaotic neutral

jinkies! : todoroki is true neutral

jinkies! : momo is lawful good

everything : i assumed as much

jinkies! : midoriya is um. Chaotic good

gravity? dunno her : tru

jinkies! : u are.. neutral good i think i can't pick

jinkies! : Kirishima is chaotic neutral

jinkies! : Kouda and satou are both neutral good

jinkies! : bakugou is chaotic neutral.

jinkies! : sero and Mina are ALSO chaotic neutral

jinkies! : aoyama is chaotic good

jinkies! : shouji and tokoyami are both lawful neutral

jinkies! : froakie is neutral good and so is ojirou

jinkies! : and hagakure is definitely chaotic neutral

pika pi : so actually we're spread out p evenly

gravity? dunno her : the whole ass bakusquad is chaotic neutral

pika pi : that opened my third eye

spidey : explains a lot

acid reflux : probably

gay or european : how manly

boom boom bitch : FUCK YEAH WE ARE

boom boom bitch : BAKUSQUAD, ASSEMBLE. ON THE FUCKING ROOF NOW

pika pi : yEET

everything : being lawful good in a class full of chaotics is so hard

sonic : You're right

bird boy : i sit in the shadows.

slenderman : mood

everything : god i wish that were me

[Wednesday at 02:11 P.M.]

hot n cold : midoriya is officially the dumbest bitch ever

green bean : shut the Up

hot n cold : i can't believe i actually let you faint from exhaustion you're second to only me i hate myself

green bean: dkzhdksj,,,, it's thanks to you that im okay now!!! don't downplay your worth you're amazing and i appreciate you

gay or european : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

froppy : as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as this is, midoriya are you okay?

gravity? dunno her : ^^ ;-;

green bean : mhm!! like i said, courtesy of doki

everything : where are you off to now?

hot n cold : we're on the way to visit my mom.

sugar sugar : will you be home for dinner?

green bean : we should be!! why?

sugar sugar : im cooking!

green bean : okay! we won't eat while we're out then!!!

green bean : see you all soon!!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

hot n cold : :)

gravity? dunno her : bye deku, bye todoroki!!!

gay or european : bye guys!!

acid reflux : have fun!!!!

froppy : stay safe

pika pi : tell todoroki's mom we say hi!!!!

Operation: tddk

[Wednesday at 02:19 P.M.]

eagle one : i didn't realize they were like, at that point

if i had to pick a dude : yeah, visiting todoroki's mom together is p serious business

been there, done that: yeah it is.. are they seriously so dense that they think the other isn't interested?

eagle three : well, todoroki has a lot of trauma and walls up, plus no experience, and midoriya is very afraid and unsure, plus no experience

eagle one : not an ideal combo for matchmaking, its true

currently doing that : nah, nah! we can do this. we won't force them, we just need to.. uh

eagle four : encourage them

currently doing that : yeah!

it happened once in a dream : ribbit

floaties ; deku

[Wednesday at 02:28 P.M.]

floaties : hey! i know you're out with todoroki, but i wanted to talk to you

deku : hi uraraka!!!! we're on the train right now, did you need me??（●´･△･｀）

floaties : i just have a question, it's not like, life or death, and it's nothing you did, so don't get worried!!!

deku : ok!!! what's up?

floaties : its about you and todoroki?

deku : yeah, we're still hanging out, and yes, we actually are visiting his mom

floaties : no, no, it's different

deku : ..oh

floaties : yeah, it's about you and him

deku : are you gonna ask if there's something between us? or if we're dating? like everyone else djslshaj.

floaties : no!!! it's in the same wing, i guess?

floaties : you know you can tell me anything, right?

floaties : ..right?

floaties : deku?

floaties : deku

deku : sorry, we got off the train and i went to hide in the bathroom

deku : of course i know that

deku : same with you. that being said, what's up..?

floaties : i don't mean to pry, but. do you like todoroki?

deku : ..he's a very good friend

floaties : dont be like that, deku, you know what i mean

deku : yeah, yeah i know..

deku : i don't really know what i feel?

deku : i guess im worried that i’ll overreact and be wrong about the way i feel and end up hurting him

deku : besides, i'm just a worthless deku,, how could he like me u know sksjdk,,,

floaties : deku, no

floaties : yknow you're the only one he smiles with right?

deku : what?

floaties : he's so happy with you. ive only ever seen him smiling and laughing with you

floaties : you're also the only one hes like, EVER opened up to

floaties : not even momo knows his story

floaties : deku, he's even taking you to visit his mom

floaties : we weren't over exaggerating or being dramatic when we said he literally ran through the dorm building. he RAN and all of us could hear him running, like full speed, and he didn't stop when he got on campus either

floaties : he cares about you. and the look he was giving you during your duet the other night.. and momo mentioned the looks he gives you in class

floaties : and tokoyami definitely noticed that you subconsciously doodle todoroki in your notes during parts of lectures where there's nothing important being said

floaties : (i see them in your study materials too)

floaties : and this isn't me calling you out or anything!! i just

floaties : i want you to know that you can come to me

deku : ..fuck

deku : am i that obvious..?

deku : okay, i. i guess i

deku : fuck, i don't know, okay? i don't know

deku : i just? he calls me “zuku” uraraka,,

deku : and he's so nice and protective

deku : and.. this is gonna sound weird but. hes.so pretty?

deku : i wanna hurt his dad for everything he did to him more than ive ever wanted to hurt anyone i think

deku : fuck he's knocking on the stall bc he's worried im crying what am i supposed to tell him,

deku : i’ll handle it. gotta go <3

floaties : zuku is really cute,, doesn't he always call you midoriya in the gc and irl..? $

floaties : listen.

floaties : its storming back here jslsbzk

floaties : anyway, listen

floaties : i know you're scared right now, because you don't know what you're feeling, and you're afraid that when you figure it out, it might be wrong

floaties : but that's why im telling you to let it happen naturally

floaties : im certainly not a love expert, but no matter how much we all tease you, if you want things to work out with todoroki, you need to go at a pace that works for you two

floaties : there's no sense trying to rush things

floaties: so go as fast or as slow as you need to. and you definitely need to talk to todoroki about it

floaties : since it's only fair, i guess when u get home i’ll tell you who i like

Class 1-A

[Wednesday at 03:03 P.M.]

acid reflux : OF COURSE IT'D RAIN ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE BREAK

spidey : i knowwww : (

jinkies! : rainy day Netflix binge?

pika pi : YESSSSS

sparkles uwu : sounds like fun! ☆

gay or european : omfg can we watch bolt

cat whisperer : that's such a good movie !

pika pi : i. have never watched it,

sonic : Are you kidding?

hot n cold : i haven't either, to be fair

acid reflux : that's bc your dad is shit

hot n cold : .. thats also fair

gay or european : that's rough, buddy

hot n cold : wowza i haven't even told you guys that story! childhood sure was fun :^)

hot n cold : excuse me the green bean, whomst is currently conversing with my mom, is yelling at me for texting. and my mom is also yelling at me for texting. im being ganged up on help

everything : then perish

pika pi : THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

jinkies! : @everyone (sans todoroki and midoriya) BE IN THE COMMON AREA IN 10 MINUTES FUCKOS

pika pi : sans undertale

boom boom bitch : jesus christ no

spidey : i love you, denki, but why the everloving fuck would you say that

bird boy : ..i am going to leave this chat

pika pi : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jinkies! : everyone just get down here oh my g o d

[Wednesday at 05:00 P.M.]

sugar sugar : i can't stop crying

gay or european : ITS MANLY TO CRY AT THIS MOVIE

everything : mittens is my favorite

pika pi : bolt is so good tho

jinkies! : i like mittens too

pika pi : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

froppy : i stan the pigeons

gay or european : bolt is my favorite

boom boom bitch : me too.

jinkies! : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

invisibitch : poor mittens, i can't believe her owners left her like that, like she's so amazing

acid reflux : im so glad our girl got the happiness she deserves at the end

sonic : But it's the same with Bolt! He finally got to be a normal dog with Penny

froppy : you're all right and you should say it

gravity? dunno her : THE RUGRATS MOVIE

jinkies! : everyone regroup n o w.

gay or european : OH FUCK YEAH

[Wednesday at 06:39 P.M.]

froppy : me and my siblings LOVED rugrats

gay or european : I STILL LOVE IT

sonic : Rugrats is a classic

everything : everyone with a childhood loves rugrats

everything : you're an exception todoroki

hot n cold : ok thanks

jinkies! : isn't ur ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) boyfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gonna yell at u todoroki

hot n cold : what

green bean : NOT MY BOYFRIEND. LET'S GO SHOUTO PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER

hot n cold : ..y-yes?

froppy : i feel so bad for his mom

gay or european : same

everything : honestly yeah me too

pika pi : first name basis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

invisibitch : we need another movie

gravity? dunno her : oh my god can we detail what just happened for everyone who ISNT here

pika pi : JAKSSNSKAN THAT WAS FUCKIGN FUNNY

froppy : explain

gravity? dunno her : momo, jirou, and kami are sitting together and kouda tried to sit down beside them

gravity? dunno her : so jirou goes, in her best mean girl voice “uhhhh, you can't sit with us.”

gay or european : AND KOUDA JUST. IN A VOICE THAT WAS THE PERFECT REPLICA OF THE ORIGINAL. “ACTUALLY, MEGAN, I CAN'T SIT ANYWHERE. I HAVE (dramatic head toss, smiles) HEMORRHOIDS.”

pika pi : IM CRUOFN IT WAS ONLY FUNNY BC IT'S SO OUT OF CHARACTER

cat whisperer : >///< you flatter me!

sparkles uwu : precious.

acid reflux : OOF LMAO

green bean : JWKDJSLSHSKSJ

floaties ; deku

[Wednesday at 06:48 P.M.]

deku : thank you, uraraka. you're my best friend and i don't know what id do without you

deku : we're on our way home and. we are sharing a ruckckxkxkdksk bus seat , bc it's really full, so im. Sitting in his lap. Having a gay panic

deku : ;) can't wait for you to tell me ur crush

floaties : dlsjdlsjekw, can't he see your screen

deku : he's sleeping.

deku sent one photo attachment(s).

floaties : cute but u totally just saved that pic

deku : shut .

floaties : :)

floaties : whys he so sleepy sksjdk

deku : social interaction wears him out

floaties : awww but not interaction with you

deku : he's kind of just stuck with me anyway

floaties : he's not stuck with you. he wanted you there

floaties : hehe!! when will you be hoooome

deku : never if u keep teasing me

floaties : ur my best frienddddd

floaties : todoroki would miss u :)

deku : bold of u to assume i wouldn't just take him with me

deku : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

deku : i did it for u bitch ass thot ass lookin

floaties : im Hurt, truly

deku : ..be home in half an hour

floaties : YAY

chako ; froakie

[Wednesday at 07:01 P.M.]

chako : okay so im not sharing thus with the operation tddk chat

chako : but i do wanna tell you , bc ily and i know you won't spill bc you aren't one to gossip

froakie : ily2!! and

froakie : u are, in fact, right

froakie : what's up babes? got something on your mind?

chako : its about the Boys

froakie : SHLORP?

chako : after i so graciously trusted u,

froakie : skdjdkdhak im kidding im kidding go on?

chako : well, i talked to deku about it, and

chako sent six (6) photo attachment(s).

froakie : ..wow

chako : me too

froakie : you wanna let them play it out at their own pace then, yeah?

chako : yeah. it's best for them, i think

froakie : you have the kindest heart, chako <3 i agree, they should take their time, even if i do partake in the teasing sometimes

chako : <3 im glad you agree, i value your opinion

froakie : i love you!

chako : :0 i love u too!!!

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Wednesday at 07:03 P.M.]

doki ♡ : ..should i tell them?

zuku ☆ : hey.. we're right beside each other, you don't have to text

doki ♡ : i want to

zuku ☆ : why.?

doki ♡ : bc im scared and i don't think my voice will work if i try to use it

zuku ☆ : okay, okay. so you mean with your dad and everything..?

doki ♡ : yea

zuku ☆ : breathe. 4, 7, 8, remember?

doki ♡ : right, yeah, thank you,

zuku ☆ : ultimately, it's your story to tell. it would definitely make you more vulnerable, since it's your past, but i think it'd help them understand you better, and they don't “deserve” to know, or need to, but they are your friends. i think you can trust them, but please, don't do anything that'll send you spiralling. think ahead, okay?

zuku ☆ : okay, your breathing is better

doki ♡ : yeah..

doki ♡ : i...

doki ♡ : im gonna do it

doki ♡ : but.

doki ♡ : i need your support

doki ♡ : i need you

zuku ☆ : gonna talk out loud now

Class 1-A

[Wednesday at 11:39 P.M.]

froppy : goodnight, everyone.

jinkies! : movie night (day) was so much fun yall

pika pi : honestly yeah

acid reflux : we should do it more often!

everything: @green bean @hot n cold why didn't you join us when you came home?

gay or european : yeah,, you both just ran off

green bean : uhh.

pika pi : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?

green bean : not now,

green bean : its just… personal

gravity? dunno her : dont feel pressured about it!

sonic : that is right, but if you are unsafe, please let us know

hot n cold : hah

hot n cold : im. not unsafe, not anymore anyway

green bean : doki

hot n cold : i just..

green bean : shouto.

hot n cold : what?

green bean : are you sure?

hot n cold : i dont.. i dont know

hot n cold : 8

green bean : i’ll be there in a second

everything : is everything okay..?

hot n cold : just a breakdown!

hot n cold : midoriya 

gravity? dunno her : well thats concerning ,

everything : it'll be okay. he's got midoriya

acid reflux : yeah

[Thursday at 01:06 A.M.]

froppy : is anyone asleep

gay or european : just bakugou

pika pi : ^

jinkies! : i can't sleep

everything : same..

sonic : Has anyone heard from Midoriya or Todoroki?

gravity? dunno her : no..

froppy : hey, im coming to your room, chako

sonic : May I, too?

gravity? dunno her : yeah

gay or european : hey bakusquad if you can be quiet, come to bakugous room

acid reflux : yeah okay

cat whisperer : satou is asleep, too !

jinkies! : yeah, and me, momo, and kouda are all together in my room

sparkles uwu : i am cleaning my room

bird boy : shouji and i are in the common room.

invisibitch : and i’m with ojirou

pika pi : man..

[Thursday at 01:33 A.M.]

green bean : we're both awake,

green bean : and we're together right now

hot n cold : yeah, and i want to tell you all something? about me, i mean

gravity? dunno her : oh..?

gay or european : what about?

hot n cold : my childhood

acid reflux : ..oh shit

gravity? dunno her : are you. are you sure

hot n cold : you guys deserve to know, you're my friends, i trust you, etc etc, plus midoriya thinks it's okay to so

green bean : you don't have to

hot n cold : you can't protect me forever

green bean : ..oh

everything : okay.. the floor is yours..?

hot n cold : okay

hot n cold : so… have you ever heard of “quirk marriages”?

gravity? dunno her : of course! i learned about it when i was a kid, it seemed… cruel?

everything : yeah, i have

gay or european : heard of them, never actually seen one

invisibitch : ^

pika pi : ^^

hot n cold : welp! my dad is endeavor as you all know! and my mom has an ice quirk. their marriage was a quirk marriage, and my old man wanted to produce a child that could surpass all might and be like this perfect product. The greatest hero. so he wanted to mix my moms quirk, and his quirk, to make something powerful

hot n cold : it took him a few times to get a half and half result, aka me!

hot n cold : so i was raised differently than my siblings

hot n cold : no movies. No music no free time no rest

hot n cold : i wasn't even a person, i was just like. his perfect weapon

hot n cold : i started being trained by him as soon as i could walk

hot n cold : it was. hard. he pushed me so hard and i was just a child, yknow

hot n cold : i can remember. being on my knees in the floor in front of him just vomiting and sobbing in a pile of puke because he pushed me so hard that i couldn't take it

hot n cold : obviously that made me weak, and my mom would try to protect me so much? she tried really hard. He hit her a lot for it

hot n cold : i never had a break? i didn't go to like, school school, i wasn't allowed out of the house, i had no friends, i wasn't even allowed to talk to my siblings because “their world is different than mine” or something

hot n cold : i was his masterpiece!!!!!!

hot n cold : lmao i didn't have a childhood. it was jsut being forced so hard to train that i vomited and cried and shutting myself off from everything until eventually? i didn't cry because i didn't feel anything.

hot n cold : as for my scar. that was actually my mom

hot n cold : she was making tea and talking to her mom about how. she couldn't look at me and couldn't keep raising me, because of my left

hot n cold : she poured boiling hot water on me lmao

hot n cold : sooo my old man sent her to a hospital because she hurt me ahah so that's where she was when midoriya and i were visiting her, i started visiting her after the sports festival

hot n cold : but uh for a long time i vowed to never ever use my left. to spite him. i could be great without him. so i didn't use it. ever.

hot n cold : but then, something changed

hot n cold : it was midoriya, actually. at the sports festival

hot n cold : just something about him. and then he said something to me, during our fight

hot n cold : and something broke in me, i guess

hot n cold : so. im here. im here now. and that's my life or whatever and i hate my old man. he's horrible and he's shit

green bean : ive never wanted to hurt someone as badly as i do him

hot n cold : i know.

gravity? dunno her : oh my god, todoroki..

froppy : im so sorry

sonic : That's horrible..

gay or european : i can't believe you've been through so much

invisibitch : it really helps me to understand you better

everything : todoroki… im so so sorry

acid reflux : holy shit. holy shit

not a furry : ..your dad is worse than i thought

jinkies! : fuck endeavor. he's no hero

hot n cold : you guys are my first friends, and that started with midoriya, i guess. so, yeah

gravity? dunno her : im honored to be your friend, todoroki

acid reflux : yeah.

pika pi : me too

gay or european : you're so great man

bird boy : i, too, am proud to be your friend

slenderman : yeah same

everything : its an honor to grow and stand at your side todoroki. you always have us

sonic : Always.

cat whisperer : ^^^^

green bean : see? i told you it would be okay

hot n cold : thanks guys.

green bean : (he really needed your support)

hot n cold : shut up. i had you.

green bean : hmmmm

green bean : ok! everyone get the hell to bed!

hot n cold : i’m okay, everybody

gravity? dunno her : goodnight, everyone

jinkies! : sweet dreams guys

gay or european : see you in the morning

green bean : sleep well!

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Thursday at 01:59 A.M.]

doki ♡ : thanks for everything. starting from the sports festival

doki ♡ : i mean, you practically killed yourself to push me past that mental block. you broke every bone in your arms like two times to help me, and you barely knew me

doki ♡ : idk i just feel like i can open up around you, like i can let down my walls and not be afraid

doki ♡ : so thanks

doki ♡ : ..did you fall asleep in my bed

doki ♡ : h

doki ♡ : night, zuku.

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Class 1-A

[Thursday at 06:48 A.M.]

green bean : good morning everyone! i got like 4 hours of sleep!

green bean : ok so no one is up

green bean : nice i’ll make everyone breakfast

green bean : might not be as good as satou, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

green bean : ok gonna go get started

[Thursday at 11:32 A.M.]

gay or european : midoriya do you actually hate yourself

green bean : yes.

jinkies! : THAT'S WHAT I SAID BUT MAN IS THIS SHIT GOOD

gravity? dunno her : GOD YEA DEKU I CAN'T BELIEVE U BEEN HOLDIN OUT ON US

sonic : They're right!

boom boom bitch : i could've told you all that the fucking nerd can cook. it's one of the few things he doesn't suck ass at

green bean : thanks kacchan! ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ

boom boom bitch : oh holy shit i hate you

gay or european : save me a plate im omw!!!!

boom boom bitch : i already fucking did, who do you think i am, shitty hair

gay or european : :D

spidey : pikachu is out cold someone save us some while i try to wake him up

boom boom bitch : whatever i guess i will.

spidey : my hero

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Thursday at 11:36 A.M.]

zuku ☆ : i left u some breakfast on ur lil table, and i hope u don't care that i moved you from the floor to your bed

zuku ☆ : sorry for falling asleep in your bed (๑́• n•๑̀)ฅ

zuku ☆ : i owe u so much for it dksjsak i am SO SORRY i was so exhausted

zuku ☆ : its useless for me to even tell u but u didn't have to sleep in the fuckin floor, dork

zuku ☆ : ack!!! anyway i hope you wake up soon so ur breakfast doesn't get cold (✿ꈍ。 ꈍ✿)

doki ♡ : oof good morning

doki ♡ : ur kaomojis are so cute

doki ♡ : this breakfast smells like heaven and i am not angry at you for falling asleep or moving me

doki ♡ : i don't even mind the floor you're fine

zuku ☆ : (灬ºωº灬)♡

zuku ☆ : do you have plans today?

doki ♡ : lmao no

zuku ☆ : cool i was thinkin about givin my mom a visit, wanted to know if you'd like to tag along

doki ♡ : sure. but only after you fucking nap a few more hours

zuku ☆ : UGH BUT WHAT IF I SLEEP TOO LATE

doki ♡ : just come sleep in my room while i do homework i’ll wake you up

floaties ; deku

[Thursday at 11:51 A.M.]

deku sent two photo attachment(s).

deku : im crying. im crying he's letting me sleep in his room AGAIN

floaties : holy shit yall so cuTE

floaties : yo he's right breakfast was good but you need to go sleep more

deku : shut up im going

deku : byE

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Thursday at 11:54 A.M.]

zuku ☆ : omg thank u im gonna melt

zuku ☆ : im coming! do you like the Bekfast™

doki ♡ : yes it's delicious your cooking is exquisite

zuku ☆ : :0000000

doki ♡ : <3

zuku ☆ : open the doorrororirir,

doki ♡ : u know you can just walk in right

zuku ☆ : whateva

Class 1-A

[Thursday at 12:25 P.M.]

hot n cold : HAHA i got zuku to take a nap guys im kind of a big deal around here

gay or european : zuku

acid reflux : THAT'S SUCH A CUTE FUCKING NICKNAME I'M IN TEARS

hot n cold : fuck i didn't mean to use that it slipped

invisibitch : holy shit CUTE

pika pi : im crying in the club. that's really gay

hot n cold : its a fuckign nickname you reject pokemon

slenderman : ok bakugou

pika pi : defensive. suspicious.

gravity? dunno her : good. that boy was a literal zombie on his feet

froppy : ^

green bean : ONLY BC I LOVE MY FRIENDS

hot n cold : bitch.

hot n cold : sorry guys i had to take his phone :)

froppy : todoroki best boy

hot n cold : sorry i only sign posters on business days

everything : its thursday

hot n cold : did i fucking stutter

pika pi : no, and that's the problem

jinkies! : aaaaaah guys it's not raining today!!

gravity? dunno her : i might train my quirk today

gay or european : same hat

froppy : midoriya? is that u?

gravity? dunno her : shut ur fuckin mouth :(

froppy : in any case, i’ll go with you

hot n cold : i’m starting our homework and also keeping an eye on small might

everything : not to intrude, but do you mind if i join you? it's kind of got me stumped..

sonic : Me too. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong

hot n cold : i mean sure, even though midoriya is better at this stuff than i am

gay or european : op you can just say “zuku”

hot n cold : shut

everything : okay, im on my way!!!

jinkies! : but momooooo

jinkies! : i wanted to take you to the moviesssss

everything : omg yeah lets go once i get this finished jay!!!

jinkies! : okay, i gotta clean my room anyway

pika pi : GUYS

pika pi : FUCKCKSKSNDSL

pika pi : https://youtu.be/IFfLCuHSZ-U

spidey : kaminari. kaminari what the fuck

acid reflux : HAHAHAHAHSJDKALSJAKA FUCK MAN I LOVE THAT VIDEO

acid reflux : I LOVE POTATO KNISHES

pika pi : THIS MACHINE CREATES POTATO KNISHES

spidey : who are you people

pika pi : guys ive spiraled

pika pi : https://youtu.be/XpdUkZbUbbo

gay or european : that is. the worst thing ever but im ok with that

invisibitch : kami i. how the FUCK do you find these

pika pi : astral projecting into the fourth dimension

invisibitch : not surprised

pika pi : omg i dug up a classic

pika pi : https://youtu.be/N3WeXGmqYsE

spidey : KSJSAJSJAL NOW THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

jinkies! : SARAH THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED AND IF I MOVE IT SINKS LOWER SARAHHHH HELP ME

pika pi : https://youtu.be/r3-Y31ONZuI this is me

jinkies! : you're right but you shouldn't say it

pika pi : thin melons

boom boom bitch : christ.

[Thursday at 02:33 P.M.]

gravity? dunno her : guys i joined the study session in todoroki's room and deku was snoring but it was this weird like soft kitten snore i recorded it

gravity? dunno her sent a video attachment.

froppy : omfg is he smiling

everything : he keeps groaning and saying stuff like “five more minutes” and aggressively cuddling that pillow, which he has had in his grasps for like, an hour now

gay or european : oh my god

acid reflux : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Operation: tddk

[Thursday at 02:38 P.M.]

it happened once in a dream : what's todoroki's reaction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

eagle three : he's smiling and blushing so hard and he keeps looking at him

eagle two : i don't blame him deku is so cute especially right now with like, his bedhead and his face squished into a pillow, it's cute

eagle two : bold of him to assume i DONT see him sneaking pictures

eagle one : omg

eagle four : oh my god they're so oblivious

been there, done that : what a mess

if i had to pick a dude : bro :’) all i want is for them to date so i can work up the courage to make a move on bakugou

currently doing that : poor kiri

eagle one : listen, all you have to do is straight up tell him

eagle one : he likes u back i know he does

eagle one : but with these two? f u c k

eagle one : like, you and bakugou have experience with crushes and stuff but these two are so lost and like, afraid

if i had to pick a dude : ughhhhh

if i had to pick a dude : its so unmanly of me to not be able to tell him i like him, even after i KNOW he's gay

been there, done that : dude. he likes you

been there, done that : i literally promise. hes so obvious about it

it happened once in a dream : sometimes i forget u two aren't together already bc of how you act

eagle two : same

if i had to pick a dude : UGHHHHHHH

eagle one : hang in there kiri. u got this

Class 1-A

[Thursday at 04:33 P.M.]

green bean : im jumping off a cliff that didn't happen

gravity? dunno her : oh yes it did

gravity? dunno her sent 6 photo attachment(s).

gravity? dunno her : Photo Evidence, plus the video

green bean : noooooo,,,,,

hot n cold : its okay, midoriya.

hot n cold : my bed smells like you

green bean : omg im sorry (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑) i’ll wash your sheets after i shower i promise

hot n cold : nah it's ok i’ll wash them later

green bean : :////

hot n cold : you know im not letting you do it right

green bean : :///////

hot n cold : go shower so we can see your mother you idiot

green bean : ://////// fine

acid reflux : this us so cute alexa play can't sleep love by pentatonix

gravity? dunno her : awww you're visiting mama midoriya without me?? :( at least tell her i said hi

froppy : me too, inko is the best

hot n cold : ive never met her but im sure midoriya will say hi for you guys?

gravity? dunno her : omg she's the loveliest woman you'll love her

hot n cold : thanks?

gravity? dunno her : np!

gravity? dunno her : oh, sorry, one last thing

gravity? dunno her : idk if deku told u but his mom is

gravity? dunno her : very. um

gravity? dunno her : enthusiastic ?

hot n cold : what does that mean

gravity? dunno her : but have a nice day with her!!! don't get too flustered tho

hot n cold : why would i

green bean : doki i am Waiting Outside

hot n cold : omw

froakie ; chako

[Thursday at 05:09 P.M.]

froakie : todoroki is going to actually Die

chako : IDK MAN deku may die harder his mom is so embarrassing

chako : especially since this is todo’s firsy time meeting her

froakie : omg the pictures of midoriya in the all might onesie

chako : OMG I GOTTA GET HIM ONE FOR CHRISTMAS

froakie : LWJSLDSKSK FUCK

chako : OH MY GODDDD

froakie : all might onesies aside, mama mido is gonna make this a disaster for these gays.

chako : you're absolutely right

chako : oh hey!!! up for a lil more quirk training?

froakie : you know it <3

chako : <3

Class 1-A

[Thursday at 05:16 P.M.]

acid reflux : im so boredsddddddd

sonic : Hi, so boredsddddddd! I'm Dad!

gay or european : that took 4 years off my life

pika pi : i want to bury myself alive oh my god

everything : KAKSBSKASJ

bird boy : jesus

boom boom bitch : i hate you four eyes oh my fucking god.

gay or european : BAKUSQUADDDD WHO'S DOWN FOR AN IMPROMPTU ARCADE VISIT

boom boom bitch : IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS AT AIR HOCKEY

gay or european : NOT IF I CAN HELP IT

acid reflux : @pika pi this is an OFFICIAL CHALLENGE. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME AT DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

pika pi : OH YOU'RE HELLA ON

spidey : ok denki i’ll win you a stuffed animal to cheer u up

pika pi : but im not sad

spidey : mina is undefeated at ddr

pika pi : THANKS FOR HAVING FAITH IN ME

spidey : uh ok. you can do this denki i believe in you! i’ll still win you a stuffed animal

spidey : OOF I CAN SAVE A BUNCH OF TICKETS TO BUY ONE OF THE HUGE STUFFED ANIMALS FOR U

pika pi : crying in the club :’) ily bro

spidey : ily2

jinkies! : gae

pika pi : im gonna tangle ur earjacks

jinkies! : YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.

gay or european : christ OKAY GAYS MEET UP OUTSIDE AND WE'LL HAVE AN ARCADE TRIP

acid reflux : THE ONE THAT STAYS OPEN UNTIL 3?

gay or european : Yes.

pika pi : YEAHHHHH

[Thursday at 07:31 P.M.]

hot n cold : guys midoriya's mom is so good. she's too pure. now i know where he gets it

gravity? dunno her : you're right and you should say it

sonic : Midoriya's mom is amazing

green bean : nO SHE'S EMBARRASSING AND IM DYING

green bean : OK MOM U CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT ME PLAYING AIRPLANE WITH MY DAD WHEN I WAS LIKE 1 I DON'T KNOW WHOMST THAT BITCH EBEN IS ?

hot n cold : what happened to your dad?

green bean : mom said he “went away on business” which means he probably left, like that's as cliche as the “he went to the store to buy milk!” thing mother

gay or european : ok so you both have daddy issues ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

froppy : oh my god

hot n cold : i still think all might is your dad

green bean : OH GOD FORBID I HAVE A FATHER FIGURE IN MY LIFE

pika pi : dad might is canon king

green bean : but like i never really even knew my dad so its not even a problem

green bean : yall kacchan’s family still calls and asks how im doin and mitsuki talks to my mother still

green bean : i want death in its finest form

green bean : “we talk about you boys all the time!”

invisibitch : omfg

gravity? dunno her : DJDKDS RIP DEKU

green bean : WAIT I'M IN THE BATHROOM AND I HEARD TODOROKI APOLOGIZING FOR THE SPORTS FESTIVAL BC “I WAS THE ONE WHO PUSHED HIM TO HURT HIMSELF LIKE THAT AND I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME”

gay or european : you have got to be fucking kidding me

gravity? dunno her : i give up

everything : im so unsurprised it's sickening

froppy : typical.

hot n cold : im a polite boy.

green bean : maybe u are but WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT YOU DIDN'T FORCE ME TO BREAK MY ARMS LIKE 859 TIMES IN 63 DIFFERENT PLACES

hot n cold : if i had just used my full power from the beginning, you wouldn't have had to draw it out

green bean : youre so fucking insufferable

hot n cold : thanks?

hot n cold : stop hiding in the bathroom im going to knock the door down your mom gave me permission

green bean : GOD OK WHAT IF I WAS SHITTING OR SOMETHING GEE I'M COMING OUT

pika pi : i dint even know whats happening.

[Thursday at 07:52 P.M.]

gay or european : HAHAHAH I WON AT AIR HOCKEYYY

boom boom bitch : shut the fuck up. you cheated

gay or european : nuh-uh

boom boom bitch : oh yeah? prove it

gay or european : REMATCH

boom boom bitch : let me fucking piss first

acid reflux : as expected, ive won the past 5 dance dance revolution games

pika pi : :( this is so sad alexa play despacito

pika pi : where is my Friend @spidey with my stuffed animal

spidey : IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME IM FARMING TICKETS BUT YOU CAN COME GET THIS SMALL ONE THAT I WON IN THE CLAW MACHINE

spidey : RIGHT BESIDE SEA WOLF 2

pika pi : omg are u actually buying me a big stuffed animal im omw

acid reflux : w e a k

acid reflux : im gonna go play space invaders bitches

Operation: tddk

[Thursday at 07:58 P.M.]

if i had to pick a dude : guys the reason i won is he fuckin,,, let me,, i love him.

if i had to pick a dude : like this is huge? his pride is so important to him and for some reason he just let me beat him,

eagle two : omg kirishima. IT'S BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU

if i had to pick a dude : n

been there, done that : listen, man. you GOTTA tell him how you feel. i bet he feels the same about you but he thinks you don't like him back, just like u think with him

been there, done that : that's the Beauty of mutual pining

eagle one : oh hey do u like sero?

been there, done that : mayhap.

currently doing that : EVERYONE IN THE BAKUSQUAD IS IN LOVE

been there, done that : i just can't believe hes winning one of those big stuffed animals, ive been wanting one for my room for like 2 months now,

been there, done that : me and sero have this sort of bromance where we act like we're in a relationship and hold hands and stuff but we actually aren't and im p okay with that right now

it happened once in a dream : valid. im crushing right now but the girl i like is crushing too and i don't think it's on me

eagle two : omg,, ive been considering telling deku who i like

eagle one : u should tell us

eagle two : nonobobobobobo o onononon

if i had to pick a dude : i just hugged bakugou and he hugged me back

eagle one : WHAT HWO DID. I MISS IT

if i had to pick a dude : HE DIDN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM, HE WENT TO EXCHANGE HIS TICKETS FOR A HOVER BOARD AND HE GAVE IT TO ME SO I HUGGED HIM AND HE HUGGED BACK IM GOING TO CRY I'M HYPERVENTILATING IN THE BATHROOM

eagle two : oh my god im, ,,, thats so cute? i never thought id use that word to describe something related to bakugou but that's so cute

if i had to pick a dude : okay. Okay im gonna walk out there

if i had to pick a dude : AND TELL HIM HOW I FEEL

been there, done that : YEAH YOU GO!!

been there, done that : also mina im buying us those animal hats. the ones with the little mitten things

eagle one : WOW ILY

been there, done that : ILY2 READY TO MATCH W ME

eagle one : ALWAYS

eagle two : dekusquad was GONNA go to the park today but then SOMEONE ran off with his BOYFRIEND : /

it happened once in a dream : babe, we planned it for tomorrow. today is Thursday

eagle two : SHIT U RIGHT NEVERMIND NO SHADE @ DEKU

currently doing that : fucking hell

Class 1-A

[Thursday at 10:03 P.M.]

acid reflux : excuse me

everything : yes?

acid reflux : who's cleaning tonight?

green bean : oh my god i was supposed to!! FUCK

gravity? dunno her : no worries deku me and tsu will handle it!! just have fun!!!

green bean : hhhh im doing it tomorrow then (｡•́︿•̀｡)

acid reflux: okay @gravity? dunno her @froppy if you guys find a white leather notebook dont open it or throw it away, just take it to my room or sit it somewhere safe please

acid reflux : it has personal stuff in it and it's pretty important

gravity? dunno her : okay!!!

froppy : gotcha

green bean : hey we're on the way home!!!

everything : did you walk?

green bean : ya

everything : omfg its pitch black out!!

green bean : aww momo don't worry im not scared of the dark

everything : you absolute idiot i just mean it's hard to see and villains are still on the rise

sonic : She's right. Stay safe!

everything: same goes for @pika pi @acid reflux @spidey @gay or european and @boom boom bitch

pika pi : ok mom we will

gravity? dunno her : literally the resident class mom and dad

hot n cold : i’ll protect him

green bean : :’) my hero

hot n cold : yeet

green bean : u fucking ruined it

hot n cold : im sorry i cant take you seriously i keep picturing you trying to style that dog to look like all might

green bean : SHUT UP I'LL KILL U

hot n cold : or you in that all might onesie

green bean : FUCK I NEVER TOOK THAT THING OFF ,

gravity? dunno her : i see todo got the baby pictures

hot n cold : the only non all might picture was when he was in like 8th grade and he was wearing those overall shorts

gravity? dunno her : she didn't show me that one?

hot n cold : really?

acid reflux : cowboy rompers

jinkies! : hi! what the FUCK

hot n cold : im sorry what

green bean : COWBOY ROMPERS. I LOVE THEM OK? I WORE LIKE, BAGGY STRIPED T SHIRTS AND A COWBOY ROMPER OVER THEM.

hot n cold : its cute. suits you

gravity? dunno her : DEKUUUUU WE CAN MATCH??? WE GOTTA WEAR THAT THIS SUMMER,

green bean : OH YEAH, WE DO? OKAY OKAY I GOTTA GET HOME I'M SO TIRED

gay or european : blease don't die

green bean : : )

froppy : ok are they gone

not a furry : they're offline?

froppy : good.

gravity? dunno her : ominous. i want in

froppy : im literally not even doing anything which is what makes it funny

everything : im terrified

invisibitch : worm

froppy : good.

Operation: tddk

[Thursday at 10:46 P.M.]

eagle one changed the chat room name to ‘ Operation: tddk & krbk ’.

it happened once in a dream : please, mina. please explain.

eagle one : tododeku: todoroki and deku (midoriya)- tddk. kiribaku: kirishima and bakugou- krbk.

if i had to pick a dude : hehedhskwowjdk! !!!!!!!!!

eagle four : kiri? kiri are u with us

if i had to pick a dude : !!!!! YEAH

been there, done that : im. im with sero and i saw bakugou run to the bathroom

if i had to pick a dude : HEYRLDDJDKSP HE HEL DMY HAND ,,

eagle two : AWWWWW

eagle one : OMG ARE YOU

if i had to pick a dude : nO BUT WE TALKED AND HE SAID HE THINKS HE LIKES ME BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO MESS UP OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I WAS LIKE THAT'S OK BUT- AND I REACHED FOR HIS HAND AND GRABBED IT AND WE WERE WALKING TOGETHER AND WHEN I GRABBED HIS HAND HE BLUSHED RLY HARD AND TRIPPED OVER HIS FEET AND THEN HE YELLED “FUCK” AND RAN AWAY

eagle one : SO THAT WAS BAKUGOU OMG U GUYS,

it happened once in a dream : holy shit.

currently doing that : omg

eagle two : CUUUTE

if i had to pick a dude : AAA HE'S COMING BACK BYE

eagle one : KEEP US POSTED

eagle two : a tododeku update

eagle two : since me n deku are on those Terms i busted into his room (he got home, u three who are gone) yelling about having to tell him my crush and he and todo were sitting very close on the bed and let me describe this scene. paint u a picture

eagle two : deku’s room is no longer covered in all might. there are still posters but he redid it all so it could be more “him” which you all know

eagle two : he and todo are sitting on his bed, their knees touching.

eagle two : todo has just told a joke about hands, which i missed. but, to emphasize the joke, he grabbed deku’s hand.

eagle two : deku started laughing at the joke, and todo just smiled all soft at him, staring at him with those loving eyes. The Eyes

eagle two : so todo noticed me after like a solid minute of staring and he started blushing and pulled away from deku, who finally looked at me, and, oblivious as shit, says (with just a smile by the way he ain't even blushing bc he's so OBLIVIOUS)

eagle two : “hi uraraka! me and todoroki were just talking about my mom!!”

eagle two : and to emphasize, he squeezes todo in a HELLA tight hug and todo like. died.

eagle two : so i gave him a Look. because i know some things that id feel bad to spread without like, permission

eagle two : and the Look made him blush so fucking hard and wiggle away from todo,

eagle two : riGHT OFF THE EDGE OF THE FUCKIN BED?

been there, done that : JSJSJDKADJ MEEEE

eagle one : SJSKSDB????

eagle three : im so unsurprised and i hate it what the fuck

if i had to pick a dude : bakugou when i look at him

eagle one : FJDLSJS UR RIGHT

eagle two : long story short todo helped him up and we laughed and todo left to go to bed and then i talked to deku SO

eagle four : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

currently doing that : u know…..

eagle two : bye

floaties ; deku

[Thursday at 11:02 P.M.]

floaties : say NOTHING. UR LIPS? SEALED.

deku : I WON'T I WON'T

deku : ..ok just one thing? one i PROMISE

floaties : fine

deku : you two would make the cutest and sweetest couple!!!!

floaties : sobs,,, i love you !!

deku : i love u too <3

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Class 1-A

[Friday at 10:38 A.M.]

green bean : someone make me Stop listening to Sad Music That Triggers Me Slightly

boom boom bitch : stop being a fucking idiot deku it's not that hard

green bean : ..ouch not a good time right now

boom boom bitch : whatever

green bean : really??

boom boom bitch : really fucking what?

gay or european : bakugou...don't

hot n cold : izuku? are you okay?

green bean : do you really not care about me? after everything ive done for you and how nice ive always been to you, even with you being like that?? i have never once asked anything of you, not even basic respect or for you to treat me like a fucking human

acid reflux : h?

gravity? dunno her : deku..

green bean : look. you don't need to fucking like me. i don't care if you don't. but as your fucking EQUAL, which i THOUGHT you'd come to terms with before, im asking that you be a decent fucking human and treat me like i AM that equal. also itd be fucking cool if you could apologize to me for bullying me my whole life for being “worthless” and also telling me to kill myself.

green bean : i dont care what you have to say about it, but ive done NOTHING to warrant the fucking aggression you show toward me. all i am is nice to you. i have NEVER done anything to you

green bean : you, on the other hand

green bean : let's just fucking say that ever since we were kids you bullied me day and night and you might be a little bit better but guess the fuck what?

green bean : you don't even CARE what you've done to me. and THAT'S fucked up.

green bean : you know what? im done. im fucking DONE, KATSUKI. i am DONE being walked all over.

green bean : im no fucking doormat. not anymore.

green bean : so, fuck you, bakugou.

green bean : fuck

green bean : YOU.

pika pi : ..wow

everything : im… a bit speechless.

gravity? dunno her : he got offline, is he okay? does anyone know???? im really worried ive never seen him get that angry

hot n cold : i have

hot n cold : i’ll talk to him.

spidey : what do we do?

sonic : Let them sort it out.

froppy : but..

sonic : This has been a long time coming. Far overdue.

hot n cold : iida is right

gay or european : agreed

jinkies! : yikes.

doki ♡ ; zuku ☆

[Friday at 10:51 A.M.]

doki ♡ : zuku…

zuku ☆ : not now.

doki ♡ : izuku.

zuku ☆ : i said not now.

doki ♡ : im not asking permission

doki ♡ : just. look

doki ♡ : let me talk to you. please

zuku ☆: i don't want to talk.

doki ♡ : izuku

zuku ☆ : stop

doki ♡ : you know i know you, right? ive seen you like this before, you told me what you needed, and i know that the last thing you need is to be alone. let me help you.

zuku ☆ : stop i dont

doki ♡ : im on my way. get your blanket

kirishima ; bakubro

[Friday at 10:52 A.M.]

kirishima : bakugou

bakubro : he's right you know

kirishima : bakugou…

bakubro : shut up.

bakubro : i just know apologizing isn't even fucking worth it

bakubro : besides, it's not like i know how to. i don't even WANT to

bakubro : he's a better person than me and he's suddenly so fucking important and he got recognized by all might and what the fuck ever and his stupid face just gloats how determined he is and how important he thinks he is and i HATE IT

kirishima : im gonna come to your room. be there soon

froakie ; chako

[Friday at 10:57 A.M.]

chako : hey

froakie : chako, what's up?

chako : the gc?

froakie : oh, yeah..

froakie : midoriya.. really surprised me

chako : it's a bit scary

chako : i mean like, his ambition is one thing, and the way he like executes it makes it admirable instead of scary

chako : but to see him blow up like that

chako : he's just capable of a lot. and it makes me remember that if that kind of power got into the wrong hands..

froakie : yeah, i get it

froakie : bakugou has just pushed him to the edge

froakie : i think iida is right. this needed to happen

chako : i agree with everything deku said too

chako : it makes me so angry

froakie : i know, chako, i know

froakie : are you okay?

chako : i mean, yeah, just anxious i guess?

froakie : need some comfort food?

chako : yeah..

froakie : on it <3

Class 1-A

[Friday at 01:31 P.M.]

green bean : listen

green bean : im sorry

green bean : i shouldn't have blown up like that

green bean : i was just really sensitive and bakugou hit a nerve, i think

green bean : i just. im only human

green bean : im just a human

green bean : and i want to be treated like one

gravity? dunno her : deku..

green bean : shouto calmed me down, so. thanks to him for that

hot n cold : it's because i care, izuku

boom boom bitch : midoriya.

green bean : bakugou.

boom boom bitch : you're right

green bean : what?

boom boom bitch : i treat you like shit and it's not fucking fair but it's because you piss me off so bad?? you're always so happy and “i can do anything!!!!!” it gets on my nerves and it always has

boom boom bitch : but maybe instead of fucking idk shitting on you i should just fucking ignore you instead or something

boom boom bitch : so like im sorry

green bean : i don't really forgive you

boom boom bitch : the fuck you just say??

green bean : guess you'll just have to prove you're really sorry. but i appreciate the apology a lot.

boom boom bitch : whatever.

acid reflux : that went… smoothly ?

gravity? dunno her : im glad that worked out that way

pika pi : OK thank god that's over ,

cat whisperer : yeah:( i don't like seeing the class so angry and quiet

everything : im mainly glad this go at least semi-settled without someone having to break up a fight. things have been tense all day in the building

jinkies! : yeah

pika pi : hhhhhey i know this is a really really bad time but? ive got some news and it's actually good!!!

acid reflux : OOF SPILL?

green bean : there's never a bad time for good news!!!!

gravity? dunno her : ah omg im excited what's up kami?

bird boy : he really gonna leave us hanging

pika pi : shut up no

pika pi : me and sero are dating!!!!

pika p i: sort of?

spidey : yeee!

acid reflux : OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME FIRST???

invisibitch : YEAH I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO

green bean : !!!!!!! GAY I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER I'VE BEEN WAITING

spidey : :’) thanks guys

pika pi : yeah we've been in the Bromance stage for like 700 years and i came out in here and yyyyeaH we just started dating like last night, officially anyway

spidey : :’))))))) fu ck i am so happy

pika pi : we smooched for the first time last night and holding hands already feels more special than when we did it Platonically

pika pi : little did sero know, while he didn't even know i was bi, i was hardcore pining for his ass

spidey : my ass

pika pi : just ur ass

spidey : :(

pika pi : :) <3

spidey : :( <3

pika pi : :( <3

spidey : :) <3

pika pi : :) <3

froppy : did you just have a conversation

acid reflux : i feel so many emotions

gay or european : u guys are cute but please translate

pika pi : no

spidey : no

jinkies! : oh no! they've fused!

green bean : fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger

hot n cold : fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger

green bean : i

hot n cold : we've been spending too much time together

green bean : not enough time together.

gravity? dunno her : CAN ALL THE COUPLES STOP BEING ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH IT'S SCARY

froppy : can all the couples stop saying the same thing i hate it

gravity? dunno her : oh. oh no

froppy : WE'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM

everything : i have an idea. no one text anymore please :)

jinkies! : this could all be solved if no one spoke to each other

jinkies! : FUCK MOMO

everything : IT'S A DISEASE

invisibitch : this is adorable

not a furry : aww cute

not a furry : ..dammit.

green bean : jesus

gravity? dunno her: @green bean @hot n cold @froppy @sonic PARK???

sonic : Yes!

froppy : YASSSS BABEY

green bean : omg wait for me and shouto i need to get my Polaroid

gravity? dunno her : AAAAA U GOT IT??

green bean : MMMMMMYEP

sonic : Everyone dress warm!

froppy : hold on

[Friday at 01:56 P.M.]

Asui Tsuyu created an untitled chat room.

Asui Tsuyu added Midoriya Izuku , Uraraka Ochako , Todoroki Shouto , and 1 other to the chat room.

Asui Tsuyu named the chat room ‘ The Dekusquad ’.

Asui Tsuyu set their nickname to ‘frogger’.

Iida Tenya set their nickname to ‘dady’.

Midoriya Izuku set their nickname to ‘smol’.

Uraraka Ochako set their nickname to ‘fwoosh’.

Todoroki Shouto set their nickname to ‘gae’.

fwoosh : oh bintch finally!

smol : I'M SENDING SHOUTO DOWN WHILE I LOOK FOR THE POLAROID :/ WE GOTTA BE ICONIC GUYS WERE A SQUAD WE NEED PICS AND AESTHETIC SHIT AND MATCHING CLOTHES

frogger : power move: we all get matching turtleneck sweaters in our respective colors and wear them out to a holiday dinner. aka a trip to Wendy's

gae : honestly that's iconic and it sounds really fun

dady : I'd love that! You're all my best friends

smol : I'm gonna cry foof

smol : Oh my God text to speech sucks

smol : I meant to say roof

smol : roof

smol : No

smol : God d**n it

gae : izuku find your camera dkahsiaosj

fwoosh : OKAY BUT MY COLOR IS UH P IN K

gae : izuku likes dark green

dady : I claim blue.

gae : im taking gray

frogger : the brand im thinking of has all these colors and also im claiming brown

fwoosh : that's such a good color on u!!!

frogger: oh thank you!!! you look great in pinks and reds so you made a good choice too

smol : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

smol : anyway i found my camera im omw down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gae : ominous but ok

Class 1-A

[Friday at 02:21 P.M.]

pika pi : guys i think i might like boys

everything : u have a boyfriend

pika pi : :^) i know i only said that bc i knew someone would mention that i have a boyfriend and i wanted someone to say it again

gay or european : thats. actually cute wtf i love you guys

pika pi : thank u ily2

acid reflux : AAAAACUTE I CAN'T BELIEVE 2 OF THE BAKU SQUAD MEMBERS ARE DATIN G

acid reflux : hey kiri….

pika pi : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) HEY KIRI.

gay or european : im going to uhhhh jump off the mcdonalds sign

boom boom bitch : shut the fuck up

gay or european : who? me??

boom boom bitch : no them. but also you because you aren't fucking jumping off of anything

acid reflux : sobbing

gay or european : :’)

Operation: tddk & krbk

[Friday at 02:27 P.M.]

if i had to pick a dude : he's so CUTE ,

eagle four : JAKDSKD

eagle three : are there any updates on you two?

currently doing that : ^

if i had to pick a dude : he texted me good morning and he toasted poptarts for me :’)))

eagle one : thats…. Romantic…..?

if i had to pick a dude : i mean it's working aint it

been there, done that : JASKSJSHSK

eagle one : shit u right

if i had to pick a dude : he's so protective and cute im cry

if i had to pick a dude : also kams u might not know it,,, but he thinks u and sero are so cute he ships it and frankly? mood

been there, done that : oh don't make me cry,, i stan my supportive squad? even bakugou he might not be the best sometimes but hes still my friend

eagle four : ur so mushy

been there, done that : shut uP I'M JUST RLY GLAD

eagle four : dlskslsh it's okay you and sero are the cutest, ive been so excited for you guys to date ever since the first time you told me that you guys hold hands all the time

been there, done that : i can't believe he didn't know i liked guys

if i had to pick a dude : u n me both dude it's so obvious

been there, done that : JSKSSJAKS

currently doing that : i wonder how tododeku is doin

eagle three : gay, probably

currently doing that : ok ur right

eagle one : oh guys i saw the prettiest girl yesterday,,, she was wearing lesbian merch and i asked her for her number and she gave it to me so i cried and we hung out for a little bit and she complimented my ddr skills but she beat my score in q*bert

eagle three : date

eagle four : wife! her! UP!!

if i had to pick a dude : cute u should like. Date.

been there, done that : fucking superb you funky little lesbian is that the girl u were with when i gave u ur hat?

eagle one : yes

been there, done that : she was cute!!!! i think she thought we were dating bc we called each other babe and i gave u a hat and she looked at us rly weird and got awkward

eagle one : FUCK

eagle one : DAMAGE CONTROL. I NEED TO GO TEXT HER NUMBER

currently doing that : YOU HAVEN'T TEXTED IT YET?????

been there, done that : GO, GO QUICK

Mizushima Hinata ; Ashido Mina

[Friday at 02:39 P.M.]

Ashido Mina : hello!

Mizushima Hinata : who is this? How'd you get my number?

Ashido Mina : oh, i forgot i didn't give you my number back, it's ashido mina, from the arcade? the ua student? acid quirk, u told me i reminded you of bubblegum bitch by marina and the diamonds

Ashido Mina : holy shit i hope i didn't put your number in wrong, this is mizushima right?

Mizushima Hinata : OH

Mizushima Hinata : god sorry i was so lost here let me add ur number

Mizushima Hinata : yes this is mizushima im sorry

Ashido Mina : thank goD,

Mizushima Hinata : okay hi!!! why are you texting me?

Ashido Mina : cause you're pretty and you're nice and you actually let me have your number :’)

Mizushima Hinata : you have a very compelling personality what can i say

Mizushima Hinata : but i don't think we're on the same page. you know i like girls, right..? like, i gave you my number because im interested in you?

Ashido Mina : yeah! i asked for it bc im interested back

Mizushima Hinata : won't your boyfriend be mad at you?

Ashido Mina : oh nonononoo he isn't my boyfriend, he's just one of my friends, he actually has a boyfriend so that's a no go

Mizushima Hinata : OH

Mizushima Hinata : KSJAKSNSAM OH FUCK I'M SORRY OKAY LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN

Mizushima Hinata : you're single right

Ashido Mina : i don't have to be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mizushima Hinata : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) welcome to my phone contacts ashido

Ashido Mina : YEET

Ashido Mina : my friends call me mina owo

Mizushima Hinata : owo? my friends call me mizu!

Ashido Mina set their nickname to ‘mina’.

Mizushima Hinata set their nickname to ‘mizu’.

mizu : OWO???

mizu : id love to stay and talk but my classmates suck and they need help with math

mina : damn ok!!! talk later?

mizu : definitely!

mina : ok, bye!!

mizu : see u later pardner

mina : hol y shit

Operation: tddk & krbk

[Friday at 02:47 P.M.]

eagle one sent 6 photo attachment(s).

been there, done that : told u so

eagle three : “see u later pardner” “hol y shit” whipped

if i had to pick a dude : holy shit “ur single right” “i don't have to be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” SMOOTH MINA KISS THE GIRL

eagle one : JKSNSDKS I'M PRETTY EXCITED TO GET TO KNOW HER SHE SEEMS COOL

been there, done that : OOF KEEP US UPDATED

eagle one : DEFINITELY

[Friday at 03:22 P.M.]

it happened once in a dream sent a video attachment.

it happened once in a dream : a video of midoriya swinging and screaming that he's gonna jump off

eagle four : “I'M GONNA JUMP HOLD ON LET ME SWING HIGHER” todoroki, disappointed and distraught: “izuku please don't” JASKAKSAK

eagle four : sorry that made me HOWL

eagle four : OH HE ACTUALLY JUMPED OFF

been there, done that : and, as always, todoroki catches him

it happened once in a dream : “i told you not to jump off” “it's fine i knew u would catch me” “what” “what” WE ALL CRIED

eagle two : meanwhile in the background iida is freaking out and me and tsu are like DO IT BITCH FUCKIN JUMP and there's like 20 kindergartners behind us  like ?????

currently doing that : that's one of the most chaotic videos ive ever seen

eagle one : i can't believe i just watched todoroki catch midoriya and midoriya wrap his arms around todorokis neck and his legs around his waist like a fucking koala what the fuck

eagle two : mood

eagle two : fun fact, the scarf deku is wearing is todo’s

if i had to pick a dude : hey tell midoriya he's an IDIOT wtf

it happened once in a dream : iida already did

if i had to pick a dude : good

Class 1-A

[Friday at 05:51 P.M.]

everything: hey i heard there's a villain in the city so be careful dekusquad!! (@sonic @hot n cold @gravity? dunno her @green bean @froppy)

green bean : yeah we know, we're on the other side of the park tho so we should he safe, mt. lady is already there so we should b good!!!!

everything : okay!

bird boy : oof at least midoriya didn't get involved

green bean : shut

hot n cold : he thought about it.

green bean : OH SHOUTO, IM SO COLD. WHERE IS UR LEFT WHEN I NEED IT.

hot n cold : izuku. izuku you're in the bathroom

green bean : oh sorry i forgot

slenderman : i don't really know how to respond to any of this

invisibitch : me either it's ok

not a furry : yeah mood

gay or european : how do you fucking forget ur in the bathroom

green bean : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pika pi : A REALLY HLBIGSPIDER JUST CRAWLED OU4 OF THE SHOWER DRAIN

boy <3 ; danki <3

[Friday at 06:01 P.M.]

danki <3 : HANTA YOU KNOW HOW SCARED OF SPIDERS I AM,,

boy <3 : im on my way, don't move

Class 1-A

[Friday at 06:10 P.M.]

acid reflux : kami oh my god are you okay?

everything : are you safe?

pika pi : hhh yeah,,, sero killed it and is now cuddling w me to help me calm down

boom boom bitch : why the fuck are you so scared of spiders?? are you that much of a child

spidey : bakugou what the fuck

jinkies! : bakugou he literally told all of us that when he was little he almost died from a venomous spider bite

boom boom bitch : i forgot

spidey : you know this wouldn't be a problem if you weren't rude about it in the first place.

spidey : im kinda tired of it too

boom boom bitch : what

spidey : you need to think before you do stupid stuff man

spidey : i love you and you're my friend and all but think before you do stuff or you won't have friends for long

spidey : im just saying.

everything : sero has a point

green bean : bakugou, that's what i was saying.

acid reflux : usually id sit back to avoid drama but… sometimes you do go a little too far, bakugou

bird boy : ^

boom boom bitch : what are you trying to say.

hot n cold : god, how dense are you? they're saying you need to think before you go off hurting people. and they're right. you really hurt izuku in his past and i understand that was before, but if you don't prove that fact in your actions, no one will trust you.

hot n cold : i don't care if you do it to me, but i draw the line at everyone else, especially izuku. those are my friends, and you could be too if you weren't so egotistical and irrationally angry.

hot n cold : get your head out of your ass. stop thinking about yourself so much. your actions affect ALL OF US.

green bean : yeah…

green bean : we're gonna go

acid reflux : same

pika pi : me too

spidey : yeah

invisibitch : yikes…

gay or european : is everyone gone?

gay or european : jesus…

Operation: tddk & krbk

[Friday at 06:27 P.M.]

if i had to pick a dude : i’ll try to fix this

eagle two : i can't believe deku doesn't call him kacchan anymore..

if i had to pick a dude : yeah…

if i had to pick a dude : well, wish me luck.

kirishima ; bakubro

[Friday at 06:30 P.M.]

kirishima : bakugou.

kirishima : we should talk

kirishima : they're all right, okay?

kirishima : but…

kirishima : i want to help you.

kirishima : but you have to let me

kirishima : please?

bakubro : why the fuck should

bakubro : why would you

bakubro : you know what

bakubro : fine.

kirishima : ..thank you, katsuki.

kirishima : we’ll get through this together

bakubro : do you fucking promise

kirishima : yeah. i do. just don't shut me out

bakubro : i wont. help me.

bakubro: ..please.

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Class 1-A

[Saturday at 03:31 A.M.]

green bean : oof nightmares SUCK

pika pi : valid

pika pi : u ok dude?

green bean : i think, does anyone know if todoroki, uraraka, iida, kiri, and tsu are ok? and where bakugou is? just for purposes of All Of You Were Involved In My Realistic Night Terror And I'm Scared a Few Of You Are Dead™

froppy : i’m okay, chako went to bed an hour or so ago and iida has been in bed for a while

gay or european : bakugou and i are together

green bean : and todoroki…?

froppy : not sure, haven't seen him since you guys separated. he's probably asleep. safe, by the way

green bean : can someone check on uraraka and iida please please please..?

gay or european : are you okay?

green bean : tbh it's been awhile since ive had a nightmare that real ,?

hot n cold : sorry, im here, do you need to talk?

green bean : nah, im good, but im happy you're all safe, i was really scared

gay or european : okay, if u say so!! im gonna head to bed in a minute

green bean : night!!

gay or european : gn!!

The Dekusquad

[Saturday at 03:49 A.M.]

smol : hhhHG,

frogger : hey, i checked on chako

frogger sent one photo attachment(s).

frogger : see? sound asleep. she even fell asleep reading a book with her lamp on, what a dork djskxnskz

smol : hhhhhhhhhhhhh

frogger sent one photo attachment(s).

frogger : and here's iida, safe n sound!!!

frogger sent one photo attachment(s).

frogger : aaand here's a pic of me in my mirror so u can see im totally ok

smol : hhhhh,, thanks ,

smol : where is todoroki

gae : coming to your room.

smol : NONONONON

gae : ..??

smol : it's okay, don't come, im fine

gae : ok…

frogger : do u wanna talk about it?

smol : idk

frogger : we're all ears

gae : first.. it's bothering me

gae : why are you calling me todoroki again?

smol : oh. in my nightmare,, u told me calling u shouto was going too fast and a bunch of other stuff and we had a falling out

smol : and the same thing happened with the others, you all got mad at me for different things like me not taking care of myself and always asking if u were okay and eventually u guys were a group without me and you walked together and ate together and always looked at me weird

smol : it happened with kiri too

smol : and bakugou started bullying me again and at some point he told me to kms again and i considered it,,m

smol : the league of villains attacked and took you guys hostage and i tried to save you but like basically i failed and they killed you all right in front of me

gae : okay, uh

gae : i want you to call me shouto

gae : i like it

gae : only my family calls me it but i want you to

gae : and you could never do anything wrong?? i don't think we'd stop being friends with you because you struggle

gae : as for bakugou lets hope he changes

gae : and all of us are safe

frogger : yeah. we aren't leaving you anytime soon, midoriya

gae : if anyone tries to hurt you i’ll rip their faces off

smol : jwahsksjal

smol : thank you guys so much