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Have a nice gay
02 February
14:26
Gaylord: So I'm gay
GucciFuck: No shit
Gaylord: Fight me
Jamin: What now
Gaylord: Right can we just take a minute to appreciate the best being on the planet
Jamin: I'm low-key offended but sure go on
GucciFuck: By lowkey he means his bitchass almost choked on his own saliva he gasped so hard
Jamin: How can you betray your only friend
GucciFuck: *gasp* so rude
Gaylord: Right I don't care
Gaylord: Now aPreAciAte
Gaylord:
Gaylord: So on one hand she's an angel and kills me with her cuteness
Gaylord: BUT THEN SHE DOES A 180 AND TURNS INTO A SEX SYMBOL
Gaylord: AND HER DANCING
Whipped: Thirsty
Gaylord: Ok mr "If he ever called me daddy I would bust right there"
Whipped: That was one time and i was drunk
Gaylord: Whether you're sober or not you're still kinky as fuck don't even pretend
Jamin:
Jamin: Yoongi Hyung what you up to its been 10 mins
Whipped: Currently wishing I could go back and change my life so I would never have met satan
Gaylord: Don't try me next time Daddy kink (;
Whipped left the chat
GucciFuck: I'm wheezing bitch got exposed
Jamin: wow ok
Jamin: Where did you even get those videos @Gaylord
Gaylord: She has dance practice while I have a break from singing
Jamin: So you just stay there recording her
Gaylord: Pretty much yh
GucciFuck: Hope should be in this chat
GucciFuck added J-hope
GucciFuck changed J-hope's name to J-Hoe
J-Hoe: Why have I been summoned
GucciFuck: Your ship is sailing
J-Hoe: HOLD THE FUCK UP YOONMIN?
Gaylord: Lol bitch I wish
Jamin: What's yoonmin?
J-Hoe: 0.0 Nothing it's unimportant~
Jamin: I feel unloved
GucciFuck: I love you Chim!
Jamin: Love you too my soulmate!
Gaylord: Get your gay off my screen
Jamin: Says the one drooling over Lisa's ass earlier
Gaylord: Touché
J-Hoe: CHAELISA
Jamin: Sounds like a disease
Gaylord: Listen here you little shit
Gaylord: And yes hobi
J-Hoe: Oh my fuck i can die happy what happened
Gaylord: [Screenshot captured]
Gaylord: [Image sent]
J-Hoe: I mean I second Yoongi
J-Hoe: BUT omg Baby when's the wedding
Jamin: I just cringed at you saying baby
Gaylord: Oh you'll change your mind Jiminie when someone starts adding "Boy" to it (;
J-Hoe: Im screaming in the toilet omfg I love you so much it's unreal
Jamin:
Gaylord: Love ya too Hobi
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02 February
15:07
Gaylord added Yoongi
Gaylord changed Yoongi's name to Agust Daddy
Agust Daddy: I wish I could disown you
Gaylord: You can't disown what isn't yours to begin with
Agust Daddy: Sigh
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04 February
16:45
J-Hoe changed their name to SLAY ME CHAELISA
SLAY ME CHAELISA: Im actually gonna cry
Jamin: What did you do @Gaylord
Gaylord: I didn't do shit
SLAY ME CHAELISA: She's gonna be dancing and singing with the love of her life
GucciFuck: WHAT hoe explain now
Gaylord: Right you know Jennie Kim
GucciFuck: Maybe
Gaylord: Ugh why d'you have to be so difficult
Gaylord:
Gaylord: On the right, Lisa's dance partner, ring a bell?
GucciFuck: Oh fast tongue Jennie
Gaylord: ...Wtf
GucciFuck: Long story
Gaylord: again W.T.F
SLAY ME CHAELISA: its what some guys in our chemistry class call her
Gaylord: ...And why is that?
GucciFuck: Get your mind out the gutter I know what youre thinking
GucciFuck: and its cause she can rap fast and everyone is literally fainting over her
Gaylord: Fuck you I wasn't thinking that, and how did you not recognise her name since you know her
GucciFuck: We don't talk much
Gaylord: Right
Gaylord: Anyway, after my singing I stayed behind to watch their dance practice coz I didn't wanna go home and after it Jennie and I were messing around right and I was dancing for fun and after I was finished I turned around and LISA WAS WATCHING ME
Gaylord: So Im already flustered and then she comes up to me and tells me that I have potential for a good dancer and should consider being a part of her team
Gaylord: So ya know no big deal
SLAY ME CHAELISA: No big deal who you playin you nearly broke down my door and when I opened it you screamed "fuck I love her so much" and wouldnt shut up about her for two hours
Gaylord: Why are you complaining
SLAY ME CHAELISA: IM NOT IM LIVING i love my ship
GucciFuck: What dance did you do
Gaylord:
Gaylord: Luckily for you I have my own fangirl who records my every move (; "Fast tongue Jennie"
GucciFuck: I mean if I wasn't gay
Gaylord: You mean if I wasn't gay and even then I wouldn't date you
Jamin: Savage queen Rosie at it again
GucciFuck: I'm offended but impressed
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04 February
17:04
@ChimChim
@MinSugar attempted at teaching me how to cook, was it successful? He doesn't think so
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@MinSugar I might be smiling in the picture but really I wanted to get away from your incompetence
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04 February
17:13
Jamin: [Image sent]
Jamin: Excuse me what
Gaylord: Oops I meant best friends damn autocorrect (:
SLAY ME CHAELISA: Do I tell you often enough that I love you
GucciFuck: You do so often that I question you not being straight
SLAY ME CHAELISA: I'm pansexual you uneducated piece of celery
Gaylord changed GucciFuck's name to Uneducated piece of celery
Uneducated piece of celery:
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04 February
17:36
Jamin: I found old pictures of me and Chae
Jamin:
Jamin: We look so young shit I feel old
Gaylord: These are from literally three years ago
Jamin: I can already feel those bone pains
Jamin: I look ugly af in the second one wth
SLAY ME CHAELISA: So nothing changed
Gaylord: Oml
Jamin: Fuck you horse face
Gaylord: You're stunning Jimin stfu
SLAY ME CHAELISA: Ly2 <3
Uneducated piece of celery: Chae used to be so innocent what happened
Gaylord: I got dragged into this group
Jamin: I mean true
SLAY ME CHAELISA: Let's be honest tho it's all yoongi's fault
Uneducated piece of celery: agreed
Jamin: Yeah it was Yoongi Hyung who corrupted her wasn't it
Agust Daddy: In what way did I corrupt her
Uneducated piece of celery: Speaking of the devil
SLAY ME CHAELISA: One of the first things you did when you met her was show her your mixtape
Agust Daddy: She asked for it
SLAY ME CHAELISA: Doesnt change the fact that it was about your tongue technology
Agust Daddy: Right true
Gaylord: That was a good day
Jamin: Why?
Agust Daddy: Let me guess it's about when you found out that I'm not straight isn't it
Gaylord: Ding ding ding (;
Jamin: Are you serious
Gaylord: I'm always open for more potential ships
SLAY ME CHAELISA: ok same tho
SLAY ME CHAELISA: Also chae my angel
Agust Daddy: As if
Gaylord:
Gaylord: Yes hobi
SLAY ME CHAELISA: I need a shipping partner
Gaylord: I'm pretty sure I already fulfil that position
SLAY ME CHAELISA: i meant shopping but accurate af
Uneducated piece of celery: Why didn't I get offered
Gaylord: I swear anytime someone mentions anything about shopping you magically pop up
SLAY ME CHAELISA: you will literally leave me within the first 5 minutes
Uneducated piece of celery: What me? Im the most reliable shopping partner there is
SLAY ME CHAELISA: Sure keep telling yourself that remember last summer when i couldnt find you in a store for good 20 mins and when i did you literally had like 20 bags worth of clothes
Uneducated piece of celery added Jungkook
Uneducated piece of celery: I need someone on my side here incase you lot gang up on me I already feel attacked