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Have a nice gay

Summary:

Agust Daddy: Ok 1 why am I still named as this

SLAY ME CHAELISA: It's the best one so far

 

A crack of Chaeyoung's gay panic, Yoonmin's pining, conflicts and a whole lot of memes.

Notes:

I have an addiction to chat fics so I had to make one

Chaeyoung - Gaylord
Yoongi - Whipped
Jimin - Jamin
Taehyung - GucciFuck

Chapter 1: Have a nice gay

Chapter Text

Have a nice gay

02 February

14:26

Gaylord: So I'm gay

GucciFuck: No shit

Gaylord: Fight me

Jamin: What now

Gaylord: Right can we just take a minute to appreciate the best being on the planet

Jamin: I'm low-key offended but sure go on

GucciFuck: By lowkey he means his bitchass almost choked on his own saliva he gasped so hard

Jamin: How can you betray your only friend

GucciFuck: *gasp* so rude

Gaylord: Right I don't care

Gaylord: Now aPreAciAte

Gaylord:

Gaylord: So on one hand she's an angel and kills me with her cuteness

Gaylord: BUT THEN SHE DOES A 180 AND TURNS INTO A SEX SYMBOL

Gaylord: AND HER DANCING

Whipped: Thirsty

Gaylord: Ok mr "If he ever called me daddy I would bust right there"

Whipped: That was one time and i was drunk

Gaylord: Whether you're sober or not you're still kinky as fuck don't even pretend

Jamin:

Jamin: Yoongi Hyung what you up to its been 10 mins

Whipped: Currently wishing I could go back and change my life so I would never have met satan

Gaylord: Don't try me next time Daddy kink (;

 

Whipped left the chat

 

GucciFuck: I'm wheezing bitch got exposed

Jamin: wow ok

Jamin: Where did you even get those videos @Gaylord

Gaylord: She has dance practice while I have a break from singing

Jamin: So you just stay there recording her

Gaylord: Pretty much yh

GucciFuck: Hope should be in this chat

 

GucciFuck added J-hope

GucciFuck changed J-hope's name to J-Hoe

 

J-Hoe: Why have I been summoned

GucciFuck: Your ship is sailing

J-Hoe: HOLD THE FUCK UP YOONMIN?

Gaylord: Lol bitch I wish

Jamin: What's yoonmin?

J-Hoe: 0.0 Nothing it's unimportant~

Jamin: I feel unloved

GucciFuck: I love you Chim!

Jamin: Love you too my soulmate!

Gaylord: Get your gay off my screen

Jamin: Says the one drooling over Lisa's ass earlier

Gaylord: Touché

J-Hoe: CHAELISA

Jamin: Sounds like a disease

Gaylord: Listen here you little shit

Gaylord: And yes hobi

J-Hoe: Oh my fuck i can die happy what happened

Gaylord[Screenshot captured]

Gaylord[Image sent]

J-Hoe: I mean I second Yoongi

J-Hoe: BUT omg Baby when's the wedding

Jamin: I just cringed at you saying baby

Gaylord: Oh you'll change your mind Jiminie when someone starts adding "Boy" to it (;

J-Hoe: Im screaming in the toilet omfg I love you so much it's unreal

Jamin:

Gaylord: Love ya too Hobi
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02 February

15:07

Gaylord added Yoongi
Gaylord changed Yoongi's name to Agust Daddy

 

Agust Daddy: I wish I could disown you

Gaylord: You can't disown what isn't yours to begin with

Agust Daddy: Sigh
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04 February

16:45

 

J-Hoe changed their name to SLAY ME CHAELISA

 

SLAY ME CHAELISA: Im actually gonna cry

Jamin: What did you do @Gaylord

Gaylord: I didn't do shit

SLAY ME CHAELISA: She's gonna be dancing and singing with the love of her life

GucciFuck: WHAT hoe explain now

Gaylord: Right you know Jennie Kim

GucciFuck: Maybe

Gaylord: Ugh why d'you have to be so difficult

Gaylord:

Gaylord: On the right, Lisa's dance partner, ring a bell?

GucciFuck: Oh fast tongue Jennie

Gaylord: ...Wtf

GucciFuck: Long story

Gaylord: again W.T.F

SLAY ME CHAELISA: its what some guys in our chemistry class call her

Gaylord: ...And why is that?

GucciFuck: Get your mind out the gutter I know what youre thinking

GucciFuck: and its cause she can rap fast and everyone is literally fainting over her

Gaylord: Fuck you I wasn't thinking that, and how did you not recognise her name since you know her

GucciFuck: We don't talk much

Gaylord: Right

Gaylord: Anyway, after my singing I stayed behind to watch their dance practice coz I didn't wanna go home and after it Jennie and I were messing around right and I was dancing for fun and after I was finished I turned around and LISA WAS WATCHING ME

Gaylord: So Im already flustered and then she comes up to me and tells me that I have potential for a good dancer and should consider being a part of her team

Gaylord: So ya know no big deal

SLAY ME CHAELISA: No big deal who you playin you nearly broke down my door and when I opened it you screamed "fuck I love her so much" and wouldnt shut up about her for two hours

Gaylord: Why are you complaining

SLAY ME CHAELISA: IM NOT IM LIVING i love my ship

GucciFuck: What dance did you do

Gaylord:

Gaylord: Luckily for you I have my own fangirl who records my every move (; "Fast tongue Jennie"

GucciFuck: I mean if I wasn't gay

Gaylord: You mean if I wasn't gay and even then I wouldn't date you

Jamin: Savage queen Rosie at it again

GucciFuck: I'm offended but impressed
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04 February

17:04

 

@ChimChim

@MinSugar attempted at teaching me how to cook, was it successful? He doesn't think so

Liked by MinSugar, Yourhope and 56 others

@MinSugar I might be smiling in the picture but really I wanted to get away from your incompetence

@ChimChim @MinSugar R00d

@SatanRose @ChimChim @MinSugar I love boyfriends <3
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04 February

17:13

 

Jamin: [Image sent]

Jamin: Excuse me what

Gaylord: Oops I meant best friends damn autocorrect (:

SLAY ME CHAELISA: Do I tell you often enough that I love you

GucciFuck: You do so often that I question you not being straight

SLAY ME CHAELISA: I'm pansexual you uneducated piece of celery

 

Gaylord changed GucciFuck's name to Uneducated piece of celery

 

Uneducated piece of celery:

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04 February

17:36

 

Jamin: I found old pictures of me and Chae

Jamin:

Jamin: We look so young shit I feel old

Gaylord: These are from literally three years ago

Jamin: I can already feel those bone pains

Jamin: I look ugly af in the second one wth

SLAY ME CHAELISA: So nothing changed

Gaylord: Oml

Jamin: Fuck you horse face

Gaylord: You're stunning Jimin stfu

SLAY ME CHAELISA: Ly2 <3

Uneducated piece of celery: Chae used to be so innocent what happened

Gaylord: I got dragged into this group

Jamin: I mean true

SLAY ME CHAELISA: Let's be honest tho it's all yoongi's fault

Uneducated piece of celery: agreed

Jamin: Yeah it was Yoongi Hyung who corrupted her wasn't it

Agust Daddy: In what way did I corrupt her

Uneducated piece of celery: Speaking of the devil

SLAY ME CHAELISA: One of the first things you did when you met her was show her your mixtape

Agust Daddy: She asked for it

SLAY ME CHAELISA: Doesnt change the fact that it was about your tongue technology

Agust Daddy: Right true

Gaylord: That was a good day

Jamin: Why?

Agust Daddy: Let me guess it's about when you found out that I'm not straight isn't it

Gaylord: Ding ding ding (;

Jamin: Are you serious

Gaylord: I'm always open for more potential ships

SLAY ME CHAELISA: ok same tho

SLAY ME CHAELISA: Also chae my angel

Agust Daddy: As if

Gaylord:

 

Gaylord: Yes hobi

SLAY ME CHAELISA: I need a shipping partner

Gaylord: I'm pretty sure I already fulfil that position

SLAY ME CHAELISA: i meant shopping but accurate af

Uneducated piece of celery: Why didn't I get offered

Gaylord: I swear anytime someone mentions anything about shopping you magically pop up

SLAY ME CHAELISA: you will literally leave me within the first 5 minutes

Uneducated piece of celery: What me? Im the most reliable shopping partner there is

SLAY ME CHAELISA: Sure keep telling yourself that remember last summer when i couldnt find you in a store for good 20 mins and when i did you literally had like 20 bags worth of clothes

 

Uneducated piece of celery added Jungkook

 

Uneducated piece of celery: I need someone on my side here incase you lot gang up on me I already feel attacked