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To All The People He's Loved Before (I Need Some Advice!) [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

Summary:

ShoulderOG: Dude, have you seen his exes? You've got a lot to live up to.

JenoShin: I'm so screwed

ShoulderOG: yup

Lee Jeno has been head over heels for Na Jaemin for awhile now. All he wants to do is impress Jaemin and then maybe ask him out. The problem is? Every romantic thing he can think of has been done by one of Jaemin's exes.

Notes:

This is my first fanfic! I do not own any of the images.

Chapter 1: SOS

Chapter Text

JenoShin has created a new group Plzhelpmeilikehimsomuch

JenoShin has added Huang Ren Jun, Lee Donghyuck, Zhong Chen Le, and Park Jisung

 

JenoShin: Guys guys guys I need your help!

HyuckSun: wow did you really make an SOS gc cuz of how thirsty u r?

JenoShin: I’M NOT THIRSTY

LeLeLe: you kinda are

ShoulderOG: ^

PwarkSung: ^

HyuckSun: ^

JenoShin: ugh, whatever

JenoShin: just

JenoShin: please

JenoShin: I need your help

JenoShin: it’s about

HyuckSun: Lemme guess

HyuckSun: Jaemin

JenoShin: Jaemin

JenoShin: wtf???? How’d you know????

ShoulderOG: are you srs?

ShoulderOG: do you not know how obvious you are?

JenoShin: Well um…

CEOLe: lol

CEOLe: even Sungie noticed how bad you like Minnie-Hyung

CEOLe: that’s how bad you are

PwarkSung: hey! what’s that supposed to mean?!

LeLeLe: nothing! nothing! (  ^ - ^ )

JenoShin: I can’t help it!

JenoShin: I mean have you ever even been in his presence before?!?!

JenoShin: It’s too much for one person to handle

HyuckSun: I’m his best friend??

PwarkSung: We’ve been neighbors my whole life??

ShoulderOG: Minnie is my roommate??

CEOLe: We work together at the cafe??

 

HyuckSun has changed JenoShin’s name to DumbassGay

 

PwarkSung: LMAO

LeLeLe: OMG ヽ(≧▽≦)ノ

ShoulderOG: I mean

ShoulderOG: he’s not wrong

DumbassGay: *GASP*

DumbassGay: betrayed

DumbassGay: by own my best friend

DumbassGay: RIP Noren

DumbassGay: you will be missed

DumbassGay: if only Junnie wasn’t such a fake ass bitch

 

DumbassGay has changed ShoulderOG’s name to FakeBittch

 

FakeBittch: omg ur so dramatic

FakeBittch: Jaemin is a total sweetheart

FakeBittch: what are you scared of?

CEOLe: yea, Jaemin-hyung is super nice and pretty

CEOLe: he’s always helping me out whenever I can’t do something

PwarkSung: i guess hyung is cool

HyuckSun: MY BEST FRIEND IS PERFECT AND DESERVES THE WORLD. IF YOU DISAGREE YOU CAN FIGHT ME!

DumbassGay: that’s the problem!

HyuckSun: ARE WE GONNA FIGHT LEE JENO?!?!

FakeBittch: Hyuck, calm tf down

DumbassGay: No, the problem is that Jaemin is TOO perfect

DumbassGay: i mean

DumbassGay: look at him!

DumbassGay: He's

 

DumbassGay: too

 

DumbassGay: gorgeous

 

DumbassGay: wtf

 

DumbassGay: how

DumbassGay: even

PwarkSung: wow, where'd you even get those

CEOLe: probably by being a stalker

DumbassGay: I mean...

HyuckSun: yes yes

HyuckSun: my best friend is hot

HyuckSun: and deserves to be appreciated

HyuckSun: I too will contribute

HyuckSun:

 

DumbassGay: I

DumbassGay: lakdjfdsnfcaksd

DumbassGay:

FakeBittch: damn hyuck

FakeBittch: i think you killed him

HyuckSun: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PwarkSung: RIP Hyung

DumbassGay: I’m

DumbassGay: I’m ok

DumbassGay: it’s just

DumbassGay: glasses

HyuckSun: LMAO

HyuckSun: you’re so thirsty

HyuckSun: that was toooo good

HyuckSun: you know what

HyuckSun: this is gonna be fun

HyuckSun: I’ve decided. I will help you.

DumbassGay: really?

HyuckSun: yeah, you’re so gay for Jaemin

HyuckSun: it’s almost painful

HyuckSun: so I know that you’ll never purposely try to hurt him

HyuckSun: plus, you’re not too bad looking

HyuckSun: I guess

DumbassGay: um, thanks?

Fakebittch: lol don’t thank him

Fakebittch: and can we change my name back?

DumbassGay: ooo, mine too!

 

CEOLe has changed Fakebittch’s name to ShoulderOG

CEOLe has changed DumbassGay’s name to JenoShin

 

ShoulderOG: Thanks Le

JenoShin: Thanks Chenle

CEOLe: hahaha

CEOLE: you’ll owe me

CEOLe: (◕ᴗ◕✿)

ShoulderOG:

JenoShin:

HyuckSun:

PwarkSung: You’re kind of terrifying, Le

CEOLe: Thanks!

JenoShin: anyways…

JenoShin: Hyuck! you said you’d help me?

HyuckSun: Yup! What you need

HyuckSun: is some advice

HyuckSun: from a Jaemin expert

JenoShin: uhhh

JenoShin: that’s why I made this gc

JenoShin: you guys are all close to Jaemin so I came to you for advice

HyuckSun: nonono

HyuckSun: we’re all experts on Jaemin

HyuckSun: PLATONICALLY

HyuckSun: what you need is someone who knows Jaemin ROMANTICALLY

HyuckSun: you need advice from his exes!

JenoShin:

ShoulderOG:

CEOLe:

PwarkSung: uhhh, did I read that right?

ShoulderOG: damn Hyuck

ShoulderOG: you’re actually crazy

JenoShin: Hyuck

JenoShin: why would I do that?!?!

JenoShin: Like

JenoShin: where would I even find one of Jaemin’s exes?

JenoShin: and why would they want to give me advice?

JenoShin: would I even want advice from them in the first place?

JenoShin: I mean if they broke up with Jaemin it was probably for a reason

CEOLe: He’s got a point Hyuck-hyung! ʅ(°_°)ʃ

 

ShoulderOG has changed HyuckSun’s name to SunFriedBrain

 

JenoShin: LMAO, nice one Jun

SunFriedBrain: Hey!

SunFriedBrain: Now listen here

SunFriedBrain: I actually personally know one of Jaemin’s exes

SunFriedBrain: Someone that Jaemin broke off with on good terms

SunFriedBrain: and that he’s still close friends with

SunFriedBrain: a perfect person to go to advice for

SunFriedBrain: but if I’m so delusional…

JenoShin: OMG YOU WHAT?!?!

JenoShin: Hyuck please!

SunFriedBrain: idk

SunFriedBrain: my brain seems to be a bit too fried to help out

 

JenoShin has changed SunFriedBrain’s name to SunGod

 

SunGod: hmph

SunGod: much better

SunGod: anyways, I can add him to the chat if you’re all cool with it

JenoShin: please!

ShoulderOG: sure

CEOLe: yay, more people!

PwarkSung: I don't really care either way

SunGod: great!

SunGod: this is gonna be good

 

SunGod has added Lee Mark to the chat

 

OhCanada: hey Hyuck

OhCanada: what’s this?

JenoShin: wait

JenoShin: Mark-hyung?

OhCanada: oh!

OhCanada: hey Jeno!

OhCanada: what’s up with this chat?

JenoShin:

JenoShin:

JenoShin:

SunGod: IM FUCKING CACKLING!!!!

Chapter 2: Markmin

Summary:

The group finds out about Markmin

Notes:

I wrote this at like 3 am instead of sleeping. Why did I do that to myself? I'm a tired college student. I do not own any of the images.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

OhCanada: Hyuck?

OhCanada: Jeno?

JenoShin: Mark-hyung…

OhCanada: yea?

JenoShin: YOU USED TO DATE JAEMIN?!?!

JenoShin: WHAT?!?!!

JenoShin: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!

OhCanada: uhhh

OhCanada: you didn’t know?

OhCanada: I’ve mentioned it to you before

JenoShin: wait, what?

CEOLe: Wow, Hyung

CEOLe: way to be a bad friend

PwarkSung: smh

 

PwarkSung has changed JenoShin ’s name to FakeFriend

 

FakeFriend: I DONT REMEMBER!!!

ShoulderOG: well

ShoulderOG:  disregarding how much of a

ShoulderOG: shitty friend Jeno is

ShoulderOG: since we already knew that

FakeFriend: HEY!

ShoulderOG: who is this

ShoulderOG: Mark-hyung???

OhCanada: um hi

OhCanada: I’m Mark

OhCanada: born in ‘99

OhCanada: I’m in dance with Jeno

OhCanada: oh and I’m dating

SunGod: ME!

OhCanada: Hyuck

OhCanada: yea

SunGod: GUYS

SunGod: CHECK OUT

SunGod: MY HOT

SunGod: AND TALENTED

SunGod: BOYFRIEND

SunGod: soft sweater boi

 

 

SunGod: charismatic stage presence

 

 

SunGod: THAT TONGUE?!?!? THOSE GLASSES??!!

 

 

SunGod: this one is my personal fave. Look at that adorable smile!!!

 

 

SunGod has changed OhCanada ’s name to hotandtalented

 

ShoulderOG: damn

ShoulderOG: you’re really good looking

hotandtalented: omg Hyuck

hotandtalented: stopppp

hotandtalented: you’re embarrassing me

SunGod: just telling the truth babe

CEOLe: IT’S NICE TO MEET YOU!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

CEOLe: I’M CHENLE, BORN IN ‘02

CEOLe: YOU’RE REALLY HANDSOME (*´▽`*)

hotandtalented: oh, uh thanks

hotandtalented: It’s nice to meet you too Chenle

PwarkSung: hi hyung

PwarkSung: it’s me

PwarkSung: Jisung

hotandtalented: OH

hotandtalented: Jisungie

hotandtalented: How’ve you been man?

hotandtalented: I haven’t talk to you in forever

CEOLe: you guys know each other? w(°o°)w

PwarkSung: yea

PwarkSung: hyung would come over sometimes

PwarkSung: when he was dating Jaemin-hyung

CEOLe: Ooo

CEOLe: I see

ShoulderOG: wait wait

ShoulderOG: you’re dating Hyuck

ShoulderOG: but you’ve also dated Jaemin??

ShoulderOG: his best friend???

ShoulderOG: how did that happen

hotandtalented: well uh

SunGod: lmao

SunGod: Jaemin introduced us

SunGod: it was kinda weird at first

SunGod: but now I just find it hilarious

ShoulderOG: you not insecure or anything about it?

SunGod: nah

SunGod: I trust Mark and Jaemin

SunGod: plus

SunGod: if Mark had to cheat on me with one person

SunGod: I’d hope he’d pick Jaemin anyways

SunGod: my bestie is a complete package

SunGod: if I have to lose to anyone

SunGod: it should be Jaemin

hotandtalented: uhhh

hotandtalented: should I be concerned?

SunGod: don’t worry about it babe!

hotandtalented: Ok theeeennn

hotandtalented: uh Jeno?

hotandtalented: do you really not remember me telling you???

FakeFriend: ughhh

FakeFriend: the only person I remember you mentioning

FakeFriend: was someone named

FakeFriend: Nana

FakeFriend: but nothing about Jaemin!

FakeFriend: hyung

FakeFriend: how could you not tell me???

hotandtalented: dude

hotandtalented: Nana IS Jaemin

hotandtalented: it’s my nickname for him

FakeFriend:

FakeFriend:

FakeFriend: what

SunGod: omfg this is the best thing

SunGod: I’ve ever seen

SunGod: I’m crying

SunGod: did you not know who Nana was?!??

 

SunGod changed FakeFriend ’s name to CluelessBoi

 

CluelessBoi: I THOUGHT NANA WAS A GORL

CluelessBoi: GRL*

CluelessBoi: GRLI*

CluelessBoi: NOT JAEMIN

ShoulderOG: where did you get

ShoulderOG: ‘Nana’

ShoulderOG: from anyway???

ShoulderOG: I’ve only known him

ShoulderOG: as Minnie or Min

PwarkSung: NaNa come from his last name

PwarkSung: NA Jaemin

CEOLe: ooo I get it now!

CluelessBoi: that’s

CluelessBoi: that’s fucking adorable

CluelessBoi: why doesn’t anyone else

CluelessBoi: call him that

SunGod: I’ve tried

SunGod: but Jaemin always gives me

SunGod: a bitch face (¬_¬;)

SunGod: says that only Mark can call him that

CluelessBoi: oh

SunGod: he apparently doesn’t like the nickname that much

SunGod: but let’s Mark get away with it

SunGod: since hyung came up with it

CluelessBoi: oh

SunGod: I’m jealous

SunGod: I wanna call Min

SunGod: Nana too! o(TヘTo)

ShoulderOG: wow

ShoulderOG: even after they broke up?

hotandtalented: I didn’t know that?!?

hotandtalented: I just call him Nana because

hotandtalented: it’s what I’m used to

hotandtalented: a habit really

ShoulderOG: when did you guys date anyway?

hotandtalented: it was during high school

hotandtalented: we broke up when I graduated

hotandtalented: no big deal

CluelessBoi: NO BIG DEAL?!?

CluelessBoi: YOU’VE DATED

CluelessBoi: THE GUY

CluelessBoi:  I’VE HAD A MASSIVE

CluelessBoi: CRUSH ON

CluelessBoi: SINCE FIRST YEAR

CluelessBoi: AND IT’S NO BIG DEAL?!?

hotandtalented: whoa whoa whoa

hotandtalented: dude

hotandtalented: you like Nana?

hotandtalented: wow

hotandtalented: I didn’t realize

ShoulderOG: you must’ve not been around him that often then

ShoulderOG: Jeno is whipped af

CluelessBoi: I am not whipped!

CEOLe: yes you are

SunGod: ^

PwarkSung: ^

ShoulderOG: ^

CluelessBoi: guyyyysssss

hotandtalented: ooo ok

hotandtalented: well Nana and I were

hotandtalented: just together in high school

hotandtalented: don’t worry about it

SunGod: pssshhh

SunGod: don’t act as if

SunGod: you dated Min

SunGod: for only like a week or something

ShoulderOG: what do you mean?

SunGod: Mark and Min were

SunGod: high school sweethearts

SunGod: first loves

SunGod: each other’s gay awakening

SunGod: they were together throughout high school

SunGod: it’s really sweet tbh

SunGod: I shipped it

hotandtalented: ???

hotandtalented: you’re my boyfriend??

SunGod: babe

SunGod: you guys were precious

SunGod: I can acknowledge that if I want to

ShoulderOG: wtf

ShoulderOG: that’s adorable

CEOLe: awww

CEOLe: you guys sounded cute together

PwarkSung: I think I have some pictures I can show you guys

CluelessBoi: HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS??!?

CluelessBoi: FIRST LOVES?!?!!

CluelessBoi: GAY AWAKENINGS?!?!?

CluelessBoi: I’m so jealous rn (╥﹏╥)

CluelessBoi: my heart hurts

CluelessBoi: no pics

CluelessBoi: I won’t be able to handle it

PwarkSung: too late lmao

PwarkSung:

 



PwarkSung:


PwarkSung:

 

PwarkSung:

 

PwarkSung:

 

 

PwarkSung: lol

PwarkSung: that last one

PwarkSung: I still don’t know what you guys were doing

SunGod: MY BEST FRIEND AND BOYFRIEND ARE SO CUTE!!!!

SunGod: MY FAV TWO PEOPLE BEING ADORABLE TOGETHER

SunGod: I’M IN HEAVEN RN

PwarkSung: lol

PwarkSung: shouldn’t you be jealous or something?

SunGod: nah

SunGod: too busy squealing ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ

CEOLe: awwwww

CEOLe: you guys WERE adorable together

ShoulderOG: this is really cute tbh

ShoulderOG: what were you doing in the last pic?

hotandtalented: lol

hotandtalented: he was just helping me stretch

hotandtalented: before a dance performance

hotandtalented: damn, these pics are so old

hotandtalented: that was when I had brown hair

SunGod: you look great in any hair color babe!

SunGod: although

SunGod: I AM

SunGod: partial towards black

SunGod: *wink*

SunGod: @CluelessBoi

SunGod: you alive?

CluelessBoi: no

CluelessBoi: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

ShoulderOG: rip Jeno

SunGod: lmao

PwarkSung: lol

CEOLe: rest in peace hyung! ( ´ ω ` )

 

Notes:

Sorry for all the pictures, but the boys are too dreamy to not put pics of! Please let me know if they don't show up! Again, I own none of the pictures.

Chapter 3: Angel

Summary:

Mark tries to give some advice.

Notes:

Sorry I haven't updated this for a long time! Midterms came at me out of nowhere and next thing I know it's finals week. I'm finally on Winter Break now, so hopefully I'll be able to update more. This took WAY longer to write than I expected. Hope you guys like it!

Chapter Text

hotandtalented: so uh

hotandtalented: is there a reason why you guys added me to this gc?

hotandtalented: not that I don’t like being here!

hotandtalented: it’s just that

hotandtalented: it seems like you needed something?

SunGod: right you are my favorite Canadian!

hotandtalented: aren’t I the ONLY Canadian you know?

SunGod: No!

SunGod: There’s Henry-hyung

SunGod: And Wendy-noona!

SunGod: dang

SunGod: can’t believe I forgot about Wendy-noona

SunGod: anyways

SunGod: that’s not the point my second favorite Canadian!

hotandtalented: oi

hotandtalented: what happened to me being your favorite? :(

SunGod: your fault for reminding me of Wendy-noona

SunGod: and stop distracting me!

hotandtalented: :(

SunGod: Ugh, fine

SunGod: You’re still my favorite Canadian

hotandtalented: <3

SunGod: ...

SunGod: <3

ShoulderOG: ahem

SunGod: moving on!

SunGod: so

SunGod: the reason why I added you Mark-hyung

SunGod: is because Jeno can’t function right

CluelessBoi: hey!

SunGod: so he needs help on how to

SunGod: woo

SunGod: Nana

CluelessBoi: did you have to use ‘woo’?

CluelessBoi: it makes me sound like

CluelessBoi: an old European guy

ShoulderOG: WILL YOU JUST ASK MARK-HYUNG FOR HELP ALREADY!?!?

CEOLe: Oof

CEOLe: Junnie-hyung is getting mad

CEOLe: \(º □ º l|l)/

PwarkSung: smh Jeno-hyung

CluelessBoi: hehe

CluelessBoi: sorry Junnie

CluelessBoi: anyways, Mark-hyung?

CluelessBoi: do you have any tips about how to ask out Nana?

CluelessBoi: like what he’d maybe like or something?

CluelessBoi: I’m pretty much open to almost anything

SunGod: ANYTHING?

CluelessBoi: I said ALMOST

SunGod: ur no fun

 

SunGod changed CluelessBoi ‘s name to JeNOJAM

 

PwarkSung: lmao

PwarkSung: nice one, hyung

JeNOJAM: WILL YOU STOP CHANGING MY NAME?!?

SunGod: :P

JeNOJAM: i hate you sometimes

ShoulderOG: don’t we all?

PwarkSung: ^

CEOLe: ^

hotandtalented: ^

SunGod: *GASP*

SunGod: Babe!

SunGod: how could you?

SunGod: betrayed by my own boyfriend?

SunGod: what will I ever do now???

hotandtalented: lol

SunGod: I guess I’ll have to just leave the country

SunGod: take Jaemin with me

JeNOJAM: wtf, no

SunGod: and move in with Wendy-noona

SunGod:  her home in Canada must be beautiful

SunGod: just like her

SunGod: I’ll admire her

SunGod: while we feed the mooses who come into the backyard

SunGod: It’ll be perfect!

hotandtalented: lmao

hotandtalented: are you done?

SunGod: yup! <3

JeNOJAM: ok….

JeNOJAM: so Mark-hyung

JeNOJAM: any advice about Jaemin?

hotandtalented: welllllll

hotandtalented: I’m not really sure

hotandtalented: about anything specific

hotandtalneted: tbh

hotandtalented: but as long as you’re sincere

hotandtalented: I’m think Nana will like anything you do

hotandtalented: he’s sweet like that

JeNOJAM: huh

JeNOJAM: maybe you’re right

CEOLe: Ooo 

CEOLe: Mark-hyung!

CEOLe: How did you ask Minnie-hyung out?

CEOLe: (✧ω✧)

ShoulderOG: oh yea

ShoulderOG: how did you?

JeNOJAM: I’m kinda curious myself

hotandtalented: It was pretty simple really

hotandtalented: I just sang a little to him

Hotandtalented: about how I felt

CEOLe: AWWWW

CEOLe: THAT’S SO CUTE

CEOLe: (≧◡≦) ♡

JeNOJAM: huh

JeNOJAM: not too over the top either

JeNOJAM: guess you were right about

JeNOJAM: keeping things simple then

JeNOJAM: hyung

JeNOJAM: I’m starting to feel a little relieved now

PwarkSung: wow Mark-hyung

PwarkSung: you’re giving yourself

PwarkSung: way too little credit

ShoulderOG: wait

ShoulderOG: are we missing something?

SunGod: What my waaaaayyyyyy too humble boyfriend

SunGod: forgot to mention was that

SunGod: he wrote the song

SunGod: for Minnie

SunGod: and performed it

SunGod: with a guitar and everything

SunGod: in front of the ENTIRE CAFETERIA

JeNOJAM: what

JeNOJAM: hyung, why didn't you say that!?!?

hotandtalented: I guess

hotandtalented: I’m just bad at explaining things?

hotandtalented: sorry Jeno

JeNOJAM: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE UP TO A HEARTFELT LOVE SONG

JeNOJAM: THAT WAS PERFORMED LIVE?!?!

SunGod: you don’t :P

JeNOJAM: :(

PwarkSung: Oh!

PwarkSung: I think I

PwarkSung: have some pictures from that time too

CEOLe: Oooo, show us!

CEOLe: (❤ω❤)

ShoulderOG: why were you even there?

ShoulderOG: weren’t you still like in

ShoulderOG: elementary school or something?

PwarkSung: MIDDLE SCHOOL

PwarkSung: and I was bringing Minnie-hyung his lunch

PwarkSung: he forgot it so

PwarkSung: Auntie asked me to bring it to him

SunGod: awww

SunGod: it’s so adorable that

SunGod: that you call Minnie’s mom

SunGod: Auntie

SunGod: <3

PwarkSung: keep your hearts away from me

PwarkSung: or no pics

SunGod: deal

SunGod: </3

PwarkSung: anyways…

PwarkSung: I only have two

PwarkSung: the first is of Mark-hyung before he started singing

SunGod: I’M READY!

 

PwarkSung:

 

 

SunGod: Oof

SunGod: someone call an ambulance

SunGod: I’ve fallen

SunGod: and I never want to get up

hotandtalented: Hyuckieeee

hotandtalented: stop being so cheesy

hotandtalented: you’re making me blush

hotandtalented: <3

SunGod: but you’re cute when you blush!

 

SunGod changed hotandtalented ‘s name to CherryBoy

 

CherryBoy: omg

SunGod: <3

PwarkSung: ignoring the two gross people in the chat

ShoulderOG: seconded

PwarkSung: the other one is after Jaemin-hyung said yes

PwarkSung: not gonna lie

PwarkSung: it’s pretty cute

JeNOJAM: I’m not ready T.T

 

PwarkSung:

 

CEOLe: Awwww

CEOLe: Minnie-hyung looks so soft!

CEOLe: ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡

ShoulderOG: Mark-hyung

ShoulderOG: did you change clothes?

CherryBoy: I think I had that shirt on underneath the sweater?

CherryBoy: can’t really remember

JeNOJAM: you guys look cute together

JeNOJAM: ( ; ω ; )

SunGod: BABE!

SunGod: I KNOW THAT BOTH YOU AND MIN HAVE SAID NO BEFORE

SunGod: BUT

SunGod: POLYAMORY?!?!?

SunGod: WE COULD MAKE IT WORK! I HAVE FAITH IN US!

SunGod: I MEAN

SunGod: LOOK AT US!

 

SunGod:

 

SunGod: WE COULD BE THE ULTIMATE TRIO

SunGod: TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH OUR GOOD LOOKS AND TALENTS

SunGod: WE’D BE UNSTOPPABLE

ShoulderOG: omfg Hyuck

PwarkSung: Hyung, wtf

JeNOJAM: HYUCK!

CEOLe: ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

CherryBoy: Hyuck, again, no!

CherryBoy: This is the fifth time you’ve suggested this!

ShoulderOG: damn, Hyuck

ShoulderOG: wildin

SunGod: Ugh, fine

SunGod: but I still stand by the fact that

SunGod: we’d totally rule the world

SunGod: and nothing you can say

SunGod: will ever make me change my mind about that

SunGod: (・`ω´・)

PwarkSung: Okkkkkk

PwarkSung: Back to Mark-hyung’s confession

JeNOJAM: oh, right T.T

CherryBoy: Well, um

CherryBoy: I can sing a little of it if you guys want?

CEOLe: Yay! Please!

ShoulderOG: Nice, I’m down

PwarkSung: ^

JeNOJAM: ^

SunGod: GET IT BABE!

CherryBoy: Just the chorus then

CherryBoy:

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I saw an angel

When I first saw you,

You shined like an angel from heaven

I got curious, who do you resemble to be that beautiful?

I'll be your morning star

And you are my angel

You are my angel

I'll be your morning star

And you are my angel

You are my angel

 

ShoulderOG: that’s so good, wtf

ShoulderOG: I’m shook rn

JeNOJAM: Mark-hyung!

JeNOJAM: I didn’t know you had such a nice voice?!?!

CEOLe: That was beautiful hyung!

CEOLe: (o´∀`o)

PwarkSung: good job, hyung!

SunGod: MY BOYFRIEND IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

SunGod: AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONTRADICT ME

SunGod: THEY’LL HAVE TO FIGHT ME!

CherryBoy: Thanks guys!

CherryBoy: And I’ll do the same for you Hyuck

CherryBoy: <3

SunGod: <3

JeNOJAM: well

JeNOJAM: guess asking Jaemin out through music is

JeNOJAM: a no-go

JeNOJAM: after listening to that

JeNOJAM: I don’t think I can compete

CEOLe: But Hyung!

CEOLe:  You have a nice voice too!

ShoulderOG: He’s not exaggerating, Jeno

PwarkSung: ^

SunGod: I mean

SunGod: you’re not as good as me

SunGod: then again

SunGod: who is?

SunGod: but you’re much better than the average person

JeNOJAM: awww, thanks guys

CherryBoy: shit

CherryBoy: sorry Jeno

CherryBoy: didn’t mean to make you lose confidence or anything

JeNOJAM: nah it’s okay hyung

JeNOJAM: besides

JeNOJAM: I wanna ask Min out in a completely unique way

JeNOJAM: something that he hasn’t experienced yet

JeNOJAM: I’ll figure it out

JeNOJAM: maybe

JeNOJAM: I think I might have an idea

CEOLe: YOU GOT THIS HYUNG! ╰(▔∀▔)╯

ShoulderOG: yea, we’re all rooting for ya

PwarkSung: you’ll be fine hyung

PwarkSung: It’s not like Minnie-hyung bites

SunGod: Unless you want him to? ;)

JeNOJAM: OMG, NO!

SunGod: LMAO CHILL

SunGod: you’ll be fine No Jam

SunGod: As Min’s BFFLAB

ShoulderOG: his what?

SunGod: I can at least guarantee that you won’t be immediately rejected

JeNOJAM: wow, uh thanks?

JeNOJAM: I think

CherryBoy: Just ignore Hyuck

SunGod: wow, rude

CherryBoy: as long as you do it from the heart

CherryBoy: then I’m sure that Nana will love it

CherryBoy: you said you have an idea?

JeNOJAM: welllll

JeNOJAM: From Hyuck’s unhealthy amount of gushing about his best friend

SunGod: You can never gush too much over Min!

JeNOJAM: I know that Jaemin really likes flowers

JeNOJAM: so I was thinking

JeNOJAM: maybe spell something out in flower petals?

JeNOJAM: like outside his window or something

JeNOJam: I could add lights and everything

CEOLe: AHHHHH

CEOLe: THAT SOUNDS SO PERFECT

CEOLe: GO FOR IT HYUNG ♡\( ̄▽ ̄)/♡

ShoulderOG: wow that actually sounds really nice

ShoulderOG: who knew you could be romantic?

JeNOJAM: HEY! I CAN BE ROMANTIC!

PwarkSung: not really Hyung

SunGod: the kid’s right

PwarkSung: I’M NOT A KID

PwarkSung: I’M LITERALLY TALLER THAN YOU

SunGod: sorry, all I hear is high-pitched whining

PwarkSung: THIS IS A GROUP CHAT!?!?!

JeNOJAM: guuuuyyyyyyyysssss

JeNOJAM: so it’s a good idea then?

ShoulderOG: hmm, yeah

ShoulderOG: it is

CEOLe: ^

PwarkSung: ^

SunGod: ^

JeNOJAM: Mark-hyung?

JeNOJAM: you haven’t said anything

CherryBoy: wellllll

CherryBoy: normally I would immediately give my approval

CherryBoy: but

JeNOJAM: but what?

CherryBoy: you said you really wanted to ask Jaemin out uniquely

CherryBoy: right?

JeNOJAM: yeah….

CherryBoy: so the problem is that

CherryBoy: your flower and lights idea?

CherryBoy: Lucas already did it

SunGod: oh shit

SunGod: I forgot about him

JeNOJAM: ……

JeNOJAM: WHO?!?


 

A little extra scene since I haven’t updated in so long!

 

Markhyuck <3

 

Hyuckie ❤: hyuuuuuunnnnnnngggg

Hyuckie ❤: how come you won’t

Hyuckie ❤: write me a love song?

Hyuckie ❤: I want you to be

Hyuckie ❤: gross and gushy

Hyuckie ❤: with me too!

 

Markles ❤: ???

Markles ❤: I have written one for you?

Markles ❤: I sang it to you and everything

 

Hyuckie ❤: …..

Hyuckie ❤: I don’t think

Hyuckie ❤: Drippin

Hyuckie ❤: really counts