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Tim Drake @TimothyDrake ―5h

A little project I’ve been working on!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrOS7LyUwAA0Riw?format=jpg

The photo includes a zooming into the new suit Tim is making for Kon. He decides to post it in his Red Robin account.

The thing is, he posted it, but not in that account.

can I just lay here and die Group

[7:04 AM]

dr. mid-nite: Fuck

dr. mid-nite: FUCK FCUK

dr. mid-nite: SOMEONE KILL ME NOW

so precious yet so dangerous: what the

so precious yet so dangerous: if you don’t stop

so precious yet so dangerous: sending messages so early

so precious yet so dangerous: I will

luthor’s spawn: ?? whats going on

dr. mid-nite: check my instagram account

luthor’s spawn: i already did, you haven’t posted the picture of my new suit yet right?

luthor’s spawn: yesterdya you told me you would

dr. mid-nite: correction: check my personal Instagram account

vibrator: OH MY

vibrator: TIM WHAT DID YOU DO

vibrator: OMG I’MS SHAKING

dr. mid-nite: I WANT TO HIDE FOREVER, I’VE BEEN PANICKING FOR ABOUT A MINUTE

so precious yet so dangerous: okay, that’s a lot of time for you, what did you post?

vibrator send an image

so precious yet so dangerous: oh, that’s bad HJDSSD

dr. mid-nite: DON’T YOU DARE TO LAUGH AT MY MISERY

luthor’s spawn: TIM THE SUIT LOOKS AMAZING WTF

luthor’s spawn: HOW TF DID U MANAGED TO BRING BACK MY LEATHER JACKET

luthor’s spawn: PLEASE TELL ME IT’S BULLETPROOF

luthor’s spawn: OR EVERYTHING PROOF THAT WOULD BE BETTER

dr. mid-nite: are u sirius

vibrator: ouch, too soon

dr. mid-nite: sorry

dr. mid-nite: but yes kon it’s everything proof, you are welcome, but that’s not the problem here

so precious yet so dangerous: the question is how and why

so precious yet so dangerous: how did you posted it in that account and why did you post it in there

dr. mid-nite: in my defense, I was kinda drunk and sleep deprived

dr. mid-nite: so technically it’s red hood’s and gotham’s fault

luthor’s spawn: that sounds like a bad loser:// you should accept your mistakes and be a big boy timmy

so precious yet so dangerous: says the 3 year old boi

luthor’s spawn: okay that was rude and uncalled for

vibrator: y r u like dis

dr. mid-nite: the dildo is right, back to my problem, I don’t know what I should do, if I delete it, it would be suspicious, and it’s been like 5 hours, there are probably million ss by now.

vibrator: I’ve been upgraded from vibrator to dildo I feel complete

so precious yet so dangerous: I’m sorry tim, tbh I don’t really know what would I do either, but good luck buddy

luthor’s spawn: what if you say it’s a cosplay

dr. mid-nite: a what

so precious yet so dangerous: a what

vibrator: a what

luthor’s spawn: I hate you for making me explain this

luthor’s spawn: you know tim, a cosplay, you always talk how much you would love to do a nico di angelo one, why don’t you say you are making a superboy cosplay ???

so precious yet so dangerous: that’s

so precious yet so dangerous: actually not a bad idea

vibrator: well, miracles do happen uh

dr. mid-nite: kon

luthor’s spawn: ?

dr. mid-nite: i love you

so precious yet so dangerous: oooohhh

vibrator: KON IS PANICKING IN GAY

luthor’s spawn: I literally took 10 seconds to answer, why are you like this

vibrator: isn’t that the question of the century ://

dr. mid-nite: well guys, what do you think about doing a cosplay with me

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dr. mid-nite: bad news guys, the media is asking me where I got that suit

luthor’s spawn: tell them you found it when you were travelling in metropolis I used to have thousands of replacement jackets

vibrator: omg

vibrator: that’s a good idea

luthor’s spawn: why would you say that

luthor’s spawn: when don’t I have good ideas

so precious yet so dangerous: can you stop texting when we are in the middle of an alien invasion???

dr. mid-nite: we are always in the middle of an alien invasion tho

vibrator: true

vibrator: i hate myself for saying this,

vibrator: but

so precious yet so dangerous: don’t say it then

vibrator: when kon and you are together you are suffering from an alien invasion :))

luthor’s spawn: oh

dr. mid-nite: he went there

so precious yet so dangerous: you dug your own grave allen

so precious yet so dangerous has gone offline

dr. mid-nite: you really did

vibrator: if you need me I’m not here, bYE

vibrator has gone offline

luthor’s spawn: but does it really count as an alien invasion?

dr. mid-nite:

dr. mid-nite has gone offline