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He was Icarus, and I was the Sun

Summary:

“Sasuke, I know that you probably really don’t care about much of what I’m saying, but I just wanted to say Thank You. Thank you for not telling me to go away all those times you could have, thank you for letting me ramble and sit with you at lunch, thank you for being my first ever friend.” Naruto’s voice was quiet at the end. His tears had dried by now but he looked like he might start crying again at any second.
Sasuke blinked and tried to let the words sink in.
Once,
He’s thanking me.
Twice,
For not telling him to go away,
Three times,
Naruto Uzumaki is thanking me for not telling him to go away.

Sasuke knew that he himself had no real friends, that is unless you count Naruto, so he couldn’t be 100% sure, but he was like 99.99% sure that that was like the barest minimum requirement for friendship in the world.

Notes:

Okay So! Hi guys!
Naruto has always been a part of my childhood and just my life in general.
I remember staying over at my, boyfriend's house (Now husband!!), and Sunday mornings were for Naruto Shippuden.
I will give a disclaimer though! I have not fully finished the series, and I am almost fully ignorant to the types of Jutsu's that are in Naruto, mostly because my memory is AWFUL when it comes to things like that and I tend to mix them up and whatnot, so if I get anything wrong PLZ let me know! ;_;
I have recently restarted the series and it inspired me to write this.
The title and idea came to me at like 3 am and I'm still not sure if i'm really satisfied with the way this came out.
I feel like the pacing is bad and its choppy and i'm still struggling to get the characterizations right, but I hope you like it! :)
Also some sidenotes about events that happened in THIS story:
Naruto can talk to Kyuubi
The ending of this chapter takes place around a month or so before they're assigned to their teams
Sakura and Ino are kind of raging bitches to start but they'll get better I promise!
There will probably be more pairings added in as we go, and I'm leaning towards InoSakura, but I'm not sure yet.
The NaruSasu is deff endgame though.
If anyone has any suggestions or requests feel free to send them to me in a message, comment, or message me on my tumblr: PharmercyTechnician :)

Chapter 1: Stay with me, If only for the Night

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It was the first day of school and 7-year-old Sasuke was annoyed,  to say the least .

 

All he had wanted was a peaceful day, but no , this stupid blond kid just had to sit next to him, with his upbeat attitude and his stupid ocean blue eyes.

“Shut up” had been the first words out of Sasuke's mouth and the kid faltered, face dropping into something akin to a kicked puppy and Sasuke felt just the slightest smidge of guilt coursed through him before it was gone.

 

“Oh. Okay. I’m sorry” the kid had apologized and Sasuke made it a point to ignore it, instead of turning his attention back to the board.

 

The next few days continued on like that, the blond kid, whose name was Naruto as he had unfortunately told Sasuke, would come into class chattering away and he would try, again, to be friendly with Sasuke and Sasuke would shut him down every time.

 

But, Sasuke did have to admit, Naruto did keep those two girls away.

They seemed scared of Naruto for some reason or another, not that Sasuke particularly cared, but it was mildly off-putting. Why were they afraid of this kid?

Ino and Sakura were persistent in their crushes and honestly, it made Sasuke as uncomfortable as one can get. They were always trying to hold his hand or sit by him or talk to him and he hated it because they never seemed to care that he was uncomfortable, that's not someone he wants to be with.

 

Sasuke didn’t like to be touched, not even in the slightest and those two girls were always so intent on grabbing onto him and he just wished they’d go away.

Then Naruto had shown up and sat next to him, effectively filling the only open seat near Sasuke and Sasuke was ever the tiny bit grateful, not that he’d ever tell Naruto because he was really annoying.

 

Naruto had even stood up for him the first day, even though Sasuke didn’t ask him too .

Ino and Sakura both had crashed into Naruto's desk and yelled at Naruto that he was in their seat and they were going to sit by Sasuke and the thought alone was enough to make him shiver.

 

Sasuke wasn’t sure if Naruto noticed the slightly distressed look in his eyes or if Naruto was just being petty but Naruto had shut the two girls down.

 

Then, hell had broken loose .

“No one wants to sit by a smelly kid like you!” The one with pink hair, Sakura, Sasuke thinks, had sneered and Naruto had looked down at his clothes, panicked.

“I don’t smell do I?” He exclaimed before glancing at Sasuke. Naruto blinked at him a few times, waiting for an answer but Sasuke doesn’t answer. Instead, he keeps his face as neutral and uncaring as possible.

 

“See? He’s miserable so just do everyone a favor and leave. You should probably just leave the whole village actually” She sneered again and Naruto sat there for a moment, mouth gaping open and closed like a fish then something flashed in his eyes and he glared back at Sakura.

 

“Okay. I’ll move” Sasuke’s heart dropped. Oh no. Please no no no.

“But only if Sasuke tells me he wants me to move!” He exclaimed and both girls turned expectedly to Sasuke, who grit his teeth.

He really didn’t want to sit next to Naruto, because he was annoying, but Naruto had never done anything to make him uncomfortable.

Sure he was loud and talkative and he got really touchy when he leaned over to read something out of Sasuke’s textbook because he ‘forgot his’, but one look from Sasuke or one ‘shut up’ and Naruto would leave Sasuke alone right away, usually mumbling an apology as well.

 

Sasuke said nothing and both girls huffed angrily and stalked off.

Naruto grinned triumphantly at Sasuke before going back to his doodles, leaving Sasuke alone with his thoughts.

He was grateful for Naruto’s presence that day, not that he’d ever say anything to him about it.



It only took a week for Sasuke to discover that Naruto couldn’t read . He’d stare at the paper for the entire class and sometimes he’d lean over and very quietly ask what a certain word said and When Sasuke would answer Naruto would nod, with that dumb looks still on his face, eyebrows knitted and his bottom lip caught between his teeth...

That fact struck a chord deep inside Sasuke somewhere because who doesn’t know how to read? How did Naruto not know how to read?

 

It was only when Parents day arrived that he realized… Naruto doesn’t have a family either.

No one came in to sit next to Naruto, just like no one came to sit next to Sasuke and they ended up sitting at their shared desk. Alone.

 

There was a project that all the kids were supposed to do with their parents, it was supposed to be a family tree diagram that they filled in together.

Sasuke also noticed the looks that the other parents were sending his and Naruto’s way, ones of pity for him, which made his blood boil, but it was the way that they were looking at Naruto that really filled him with rage. They were afraid, disgusted. Those eyes were full of hatred for Naruto, and Sasuke felt frustrated because he didn’t understand .

Sasuke managed to fill his in, struggling with a few names as he went but when everyone went to turn theirs in, Naruto's was blank, not a single name was written down.

Sasuke refused to think about it until later that night as he unlocked the front door to his much too large, cold, and very very empty house.

 

It was only when Sasuke was relocking the door behind him did he realize, Naruto didn’t breath a single word to him all day.

 

That night, Sasuke didn’t eat anything and instead just crawled into bed, wrapping his blankets around himself and pressing up against his pillows in a vain attempt to feel like someone else was there.

 

They weren’t, and he was alone, but knowing that Naruto understood his pain to a degree, gave him a shred of relief and he soon fell asleep.

 

The next morning he grabbed an empty notebook, sat with Naruto during lunch, and over the course of the next year taught him how to read and when Naruto passed that year;s final and hugged him, thanking him with tears in his eyes, Sasuke may or may not have blushed. But only just a little.

 

The next few years passed by agonizingly slow, and barely anything actually changed.

Naruto still sat next to Sasuke ever day in class and sometimes during lunch he would seek Sasuke out and sit with him. But as the years went by Sasuke started to notice a change, Naruto was talking to him less and less.

It wasn’t as if the energetic blondes demeanor had changed or anything. His eyes still lit up most of the time when he thought of or saw something he thought was exciting, but Sasuke has noticed that one glance in his direction and Naruto was biting his lip and swallowing his words.

Maybe Sasuke felt another tiny stab of guilt at that realization.

But it's not like Sasuke was any good with words either, they were useless , they wouldn’t help him serve his life's purpose so he didn’t really need them.

Sasuke started paying a little more attention to Naruto’s rambles and actually found himself genuinely enjoying the company.

 

Over the years Sakura and Ino had changed as well, and not for the better. If anything they were far more aggressive in their flirting and Sasuke found himself far more uncomfortable and sometimes they’d get too close and his throat would constrict and he’d have to bolt to the bathroom to vomit.

 

Some days were better than others and there were some nights where Sasuke would have countless night terrors and would wake up with a scream caught in his throat, and he’d find himself trembling with the blankets wrapped around his shoulders.

Usually, he’d end up staring at the wall until the sun rose.

On those days, in particular, Sasuke couldn’t handle either of the girls getting too close to him, or basically anyone getting too close for that matter.

And on those days when Sasuke drug himself into class, exhausted , and his skin crawled at the meed thought of Ino or Sakura touching him, or god forbid, yanking on his arms or grabbing at his clothes, just the thought of it made him nauseous.

 

It was one of those days in particular that made Sasuke realize just how grateful he really was for Uzumaki Naruto.

 

On those days, when Sasuke just didn’t think he could move anymore, when he felt like he would vomit when those two, or really anyone, got too close to him, Sasuke noticed that Naruto sat just a little bit closer, talked a little bit more, and he definitely picked those days to eat with Sasuke.

And it was on one of those days in particular that Sasuke realized that Naruto was trying to comfort him in some Naruto way.

 

Whatever, dealing with Naruto was better than Sakura or Ino.

 

The weirdest thing to Sasuke was that it worked  because on those days where he didn’t feel like talking or being anywhere near people, anything was better than the static in his head, even Naruto.

Those day’s made Sasuke feel like he was drowning in an endless ocean, with no land in sight, but with Naruto sitting just close enough that Sasuke could feel the warmth radiating off his body, and god Naruto was always so warm, like a fire, or when Naruto would chatter so much that Sasuke couldn’t hear the static anymore, he felt just the smallest bit better.




Some of those days though, Sasuke felt himself leaning back against Naruto, ever so lightly, just enough so that they were touching and Sasuke could feel Naruto’s warmth, his energy .

 

Today, in particular, was one of those days, where he was drowning. Sasuke had jolted straight up in bed eyes wide and heart pounding. Every Time he’d try to go back to sleep, or just close his eyes he could see them all over again. All that red, so much red.

Sasuke tried to stare at the roof until he fell back asleep, his brain going back over all that they’d learned in class today.

Finally, frustrated and feeling like his blood was buzzing just below his skin, and he was itching, he had to move around. He decided that maybe a walk would help so, Sasuke stood and threw the covers off. He spared a glance at his alarm clock beside his bed as he pulled his sandals on, 2:07 am, lovely, at least they didn’t have training or anything tomorrow.

They’d finished exams and now they just had to wait for their final scores and team arrangements.

 

Some small shred of Sasuke hoped that Naruto was on his team, not that he’d ever tell Naruto.

Vaguely, Sasuke wondered if Naruto was hoping that Sasuke would be on his team.

 

Sasuke grabbed his house keys and unlocked the door, rebolting it behind him before setting out in the cool Autumn night.

Sasuke didn’t really pay attention to where he was going, but soon enough he found his feet had taken him to the docks, and there was someone sitting there.

Sasuke inched closer and froze when he realized it was Naruto, sitting on the edge of the dock, feet trailing in the water.

Just as Sasuke was trying to inch away backward, Naruto spotted him and waved excitedly.

Sasuke knew he could ignore him, could just walk away, but, Naruto was better than seeing all that red.

Mumbling a curse under his breath Sasuke made his way down the dock to where Naruto was seated and after a moment's contemplation, he too removed his sandals and sat down on the edge, letting his feet hang down and skim the cold water.

 

“What’re you doing out here so late Sasuke?” Naruto asked, eyes wide. Sasuke noted that Naruto’s eyes were red, but then again, Sasuke’s probably were too.

“Couldn’t sleep” Sasuke mumbled before he could think about it and Naruto nodded sagely.

“Me neither! I kept trying but I couldn’t get him to shut up long enough!” then Naruto paled at what he said and backtracked.

“I I I mean the neighbor's dog, he barks so loud I couldn’t sleep! Yep that's it!!” Naruto stumbled through the words, eyes wide and face reddening by the second. Sasuke blinked a few times, trying to understand just what Naruto was talking about, but on second thought, Sasuke really didn’t care, or at least he told himself that.

“But uh, anyway” Naruto was still talking, “ Do you live around here?” Naruto asked sending an unsure glance Sasuke’s way and Sasuke couldn’t help but quirk a brow at that because right over the bridge was the entire Uchiha territory, why didn’t Naruto know that? Why is he so clueless on all of the history of this place?

 

“Yeah, the Uchiha territory is right over that bridge” he muttered and Naruto’s eyes widened a fraction.

 

“You guys have a whole territory?!” he exclaimed and Sasuke winced because Naruto had said ‘you guys’ and now it was just Sasuke and he didn’t want to think about why it was just him.

 

Technically, there’s also Itachi

 

It was then that Sasuke realized he still hasn't answered Naruto’s question. Might as well rip the bandaid off and get this pity party started he thought before he cleared his throat. Sasuke wrestled with what else to say, should he tell Naruto about his brother?

 

But then, the words slipped past his lips before Sasuke even had a chance to think about them.

 

“It was theirs, but my entire clan is dead, my older brother, Itachi, murdered them all, it's just me left.” Sasuke didn’t know why he was sitting here telling someone else all this, least of all Uzumaki Naruto, but here he was, rambling away about his tragic backstory to some kid that he was supposed to hate.

 

“That's why, I’m going to, no I have to get really strong and kill Itachi.” the moment the words left Sasuke’s mouth he froze, he’d never said that aloud. Sasuke really didn’t want to see Naruto’s reaction, he already knew what he’d find there, pity, or he’ll think your monumentally crazy.

But, ever the glutton for punishment, Sasuke looked anyway and was thrown off by the look in Naruto’s eyes.

Naruto wasn’t looking at him with pity or sadness, there was no unspoken apology in his voice and Sasuke realized that Naruto never quite reacted the way he expected him too.

Naruto was staring out at the horizon, jaw set, and when he turned to look at Sasuke, there was a fire in his eyes, the likes of which Sasuke had never seen before.

“I lost all of my family before I was born so I really wouldn’t know how you feel, but, I understand the getting stronger part and no matter what Sasuke, I’ll be on your side. I have no doubt that you will get strong enough, but if you need any help, you can always call on Naruto Uzumaki for help” Naruto shot Sasuke a grin so bright, he actually had to glance at the moon and reassure himself that it was still nighttime. Sasuke blinked at Naruto, unable to find the words he wanted to speak, so he just stared and tried to convey the message with his eyes. Naruto must've got the message because he cautiously scooted just the tiniest bit closer and put his arm around Sasuke, giving him an awkward side hug and Sasuke found himself leaning into Naruto heavily. For a moment, Sasuke closes his eyes and breathed in deeply, Naruto smelled like strawberries and lavender.

 

When he looked back up at Naruto, he was back to staring out at the horizon. Naruto was worrying his bottom lip and seemed to be wrestling with a hard decision.

 

Why did he look so distressed all of a sudden?

 

“Hey, Sasuke,” Naruto said quietly, eyes not leaving the water, Sasuke gulped

 

“Yeah?” Sasuke asked quietly, praying Naruto couldn’t hear the uncertainty in his voice.

 

What was Naruto about to say?

Naruto continued, “Do you know why everyone hates me?” He asked quietly, trailing his foot along the water.

Sasuke watched the ripples expand and move farther away until they faded back into the water's surface. Sasuke blinked.

Once. Twice. Three times, before lifting his head to look at Naruto's once again.

“No, I don’t. They’ve only ever told me not to go near you” Sasuke responded quietly.

That much was true.

Many adults came to Sasuke once it was known that he was often seen sitting near Naruto that he shouldn’t associate with him, they’d told him that Naruto was bad news, but they wouldn’t say why. Only that Naruto Uzumaki was dangerous and Sasuke should stay away.

Sasuke never understood because no one explained and Naruto was annoying, that was a given, but there was nothing else he could see, after all, Naruto was an awful ninja. Plus, it kinda pissed all the adults off when Sasuke kept hanging around Naruto, so he did.

 

Naruto nodded quietly at Sasuke's words and turned back around to look up at the moon.

“I have a demon sealed inside of me, specifically Kyuubi, the nine-tailed fox” Naruto's voice was so quiet Sasuke was almost sure he’d misheard.

He opened his mouth to ask Naruto to repeat himself but Naruto beat him to speaking.

“Everyone doesn’t just hate me, they’re afraid of me, afraid of what I could become” Sasuke was halfway sure that Naruto was talking to himself now. Naruto pulled his knees up to his chest and laid his head on them, facing Sasuke.

“When they first told me I didn’t have to live at the orphanage anymore, and I would get to go to school, I was ecstatic.” Naruto grimaced like the word tasted funny to him. He blinked back tears and Sasuke, not knowing what to do, but really did he ever know what to do, rested his hands awkwardly in his lap.

“I was so excited, and so very very stupid. I thought that I would finally have some friends, that there would finally be people to talk to, other kids that wouldn’t fear me, but I was wrong . I tried so hard to be nice and I thought that if I just kept returning their insults with kindness that maybe they’d see I wasn’t a monster like everyone said.”

 

Sasuke held his breath. Naruto continued, “you were the first kid I talked to when I got there and you told me to shut up almost immediately ” Sasuke really wasn’t sure he liked where this was going, then again, he never liked talking much. Words were too complicated.

Friendships were unnecessary.

 

“I was so upset at first, but then I realized you hadn’t told me to go away, only to shut up” there were definitely tears sliding down Naruto's face now and Sasuke twisted his fingers together uncomfortably.

He wanted to run, run and never look back because this was uncomfortable. Naruto never makes him uncomfortable, annoyed yes but never anxious , so why now?

 

Naruto didn’t wipe away the tears, just let them drip down his face like a leaky faucet and Sasuke gulped again, trying desperately to quell the need, no, the want to run away.

 

“So I figured that if you were rude enough to tell me to shut up, then you’d tell me to go away when you didn’t want me near you, so I stayed, and you never told me to go away. Some days you would tell me to shut up immediately, but there were days where you let me just ramble, and I just…. I stuck to you because I felt like being ignored, was better than the crushing loneliness, because at least then I wasn’t alone . Even if you never responded but to tell me to stop talking, at least there was someone for me to talk to . And over the years you very slowly started to talk back to me and It was more than I could’ve ever hoped for” finally, Naruto sniffled and used the sleeve of his, are those frog pajamas??, to rub at his eyes.

Naruto met Sasuke’s eyes again and took a deep breath, sitting up straight he stared directly into Sasuke’s eyes and for a moment, nothing moved.

Then Naruto moved back and blinked a few times, trying to clear the last of the tears out of his eyes. He met Sasuke’s eyes again and held his gaze.

“Sasuke, I know that you probably really don’t care about much of what I’m saying, but I just wanted to say Thank You. Thank you for not telling me to go away all those times you could, no, probably should have, thank you for letting me ramble and sit with you at lunch, thank you for being my first ever friend.” Naruto’s voice was quiet at the end. His tears had dried by now but he looked like he might start crying again at any second.

Sasuke blinked and tried to let the words sink in.

Once,

He’s thanking me.

Twice,

For not telling him to go away,

Three times,

Naruto Uzumaki is thanking me for not telling him to go away.

 

Sasuke knew that he himself had no real friends, unless you count Naruto, so he couldn’t be 100% sure but he was like 99.99% sure that that was the barest minimum requirement for friendship in the world.

 

A big ball of guilt settled in the pit of Sasuke’s stomach.

All these years and he’d just been using Naruto to get Sakura and Ino to stay away.

 

Sasuke really was the worst .

 

Naruto was always watching out for him, noticing when he had his bad days and trying to help him out the best he could, and Sasuke had just used him .

 

Sasuke hadn’t really seen Naruto had a person, but an object, something to use, use for reassurance he wasn’t the only one, use to keep others at bay, use to keep his own demons at bay . Sasuke took a deep shaky breath and opened his eyes, when did he close them?

 

Sasuke wracked his brain for anything to say, Naruto had spilled his heart out and Sasuke was coming up blank. What he wanted to tell Naruto was that he was sorry , that he hadn’t really meant to , but instead the words wouldn’t form right and what came out was.

“I don’t know how to talk to people.” Sasuke wanted to facepalm, to scream, because what the fuck was that.

Naruto stared at Sasuke for a long time, neither of them spoke then Naruto laughed. It started off quiet but rose to a loud cackle as Naruto rolled only his side and was just laughing.

 

Maybe he had lost his mind.

 

Sasuke contemplating just throwing himself directly into the water and just… never resurfacing.

 

“I’m sorry but, oh my god, that was really the most ‘I don’t know how to talk to people’ sentence I’ve ever heard” Naruto was clutching at his stomach and trying to calm his laughter. Soon enough, Sasuke found himself giggling along with Naruto because  it really was the most socially awkward thing to say.  

 

Suddenly, Naruto was staring open-mouthed at Sasuke and Sasuke froze.

“What?” He asked scratching at his face. Naruto shook his head

“I think that was the first time I've ever heard you laugh in the 6 years I’ve known you” Naruto responded and Sasuke felt his face grow hot.

 

Now that he thought about it, he really didn’t think he’d laughed since then.

 

“Oh. Uh.” Sasuke really hated himself for his inability to form coherent words that weren’t battle strategies .

 

“It’s really cute. Your laugh I mean. It’s cute” Naruto said with a smile and Sasuke felt his brain just shut down because what did Naruto just say? Did he just call his laugh cute?? How is he supposed to respond to that ?

Sasuke’s face felt like it was on fire and he was grateful that it was dark outside.

 

“Thanks” Sasuke mumbled, hiding his smile behind his shirt. He couldn’t look at Naruto.

They fell into an awkward silence for a few minutes before Naruto hopped up.

“Well, I got a long walk back to my apartment so I beat get going because it’s pretty late” Naruto laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head. Sasuke could’ve sworn he saw a bit of a blush on Naruto's face, but he must’ve been imagining it.

“How far is your apartment from here?” Sasuke asked he decided to leave off the part where he told Naruto he wanted to walk him home.

“Oh, uh, well I live on the other side of Konoha, it’s about an hours walk” Naruto laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head. Sasuke’s brow furrowed. The other side of Konoha? But then what

“What are you doing all the way over here?” Sasuke found himself asking as he pulled himself to his feet. Naruto paled and glanced back out over the water.

“I dunno. I like the water and I couldn’t sleep so I started walking and somehow I ended up here” Naruto shrugged.

‘Funny, that’s exactly what happened to me’ Sasuke thought as he watched Naruto grab his sandals, slide them back on his feet and stretch his arms above his head.

Naruto turned and started to walk away.

Sasuke doesn’t know what possessed him to call out for Naruto, maybe it’s because Naruto’s speech had lit something in him he’d long thought extinguished, or maybe it was just the uneasiness of going back to his cold empty house, but Sasuke called Narutos name and Naruto turned, a surprised look on his face. Sasuke swallowed hard, why did this make him so nervous?

 

“My house actually isn’t that far from here, would you… do you wanna just stay the night and go home in the morning since we don’t have any missions or anything for tomorrow?” Sasuke hated how his voice sounded, he sounded so uncertain and uncertainty causes hesitation and hesitation gets you killed.

 

Sasuke didn’t have to worry about whether or not it was the right decision for too long, because Naruto shot him a smile that could make the sun jealous and was soon bounding towards Sasuke.

 

Sasuke let out a sigh of relief he hadn’t realized he was holding as Naruto almost collided with him, instead, he skidded to a stop and threw his arm around Sasuke’s shoulder.

 

“Lead the way!” He said excitedly and Sasuke had to turn away to hide the small smile and blush that had formed on his face.

Chapter 2: This Changes Everything

Summary:

Naruto and Sasuke have a sleepover
Sasuke discovers that he very well might be gay
and
Naruto discovers that Sasuke isn't as cold and emotionless as everyone seems to think.

Notes:

Hi! So, I haven't really gotten to write nearly as much as I've wanted to recently, so this chapter is alot shorter than the first and I'm kinda sorry about it, but this seemed like a good place to end it for now.

I really enjoy writing about these two, so please let me know what you think! :)

Chapter Text

The walk back to Sasuke’s house was not quiet, to say the least. Sasuke knew that Naruto found everything to be painfully exciting, but he didn’t think that the moment they stepped over the bridge into the Uchiha territory that Naruto’s eyes would triple in size.

Sasuke had to admit, even though the Uchiha territory looked like a ghost town. It was still breathtakingly beautiful. All of the houses that lined the edges of the territory by the bridge lay empty,  having been abandoned for at least half of Sasuke’s life, but they still held a portion of their elegance, despite the overgrown grass and the dusty windows.

 

Uchiha Territory was just a ghost of its former self, but nonetheless, Naruto looked at it like it was the most marvelous thing he’d ever laid eyes on.

 

At one point, Naruto grabbed Sasuke’s hand and drug him over to the edge of the sidewalk, where dandelions were growing through some cracks in the sidewalk.

 

It was in front of his aunt and uncle's house.

Sasuke swallowed the lump in his throat and told Naruto he could pick them later. It was late.

 

Finally, they reached Sasuke’s house, a large traditional style home set in the dead center of the territory.

As soon as Sasuke stepped down off the sidewalk onto the cobblestone walkway that led to his front door, Sasuke felt immensely self-conscious.

 

He started to panic as he took in all the flaws he normally overlooked, neglected.

The grass was overgrown, there was a broken window on the top floor, that was Itachi’s room so Sasuke had never been able to bring himself to open the door to fix the window.

 

When Sasuke reaches the door and inserted his key he turned back to look at Naruto, who stood, frozen halfway down the pathway. His mouth hung open and his eyes were almost bugging out of his head.

 

“What’s wrong,” Sasuke asked, trying desperately to keep the panic out of his voice. Does Naruto know this is where Itachi?? Does he think I’m a slob because the grass isn’t cut??

 

Naruto jolted out of his stupor and his head whipped around to look at Sasuke.

 

“I’ve never seen a house this big! It’s HUGE” he cried wildly gesturing towards it.

Sasuke stared, he really didn’t think the House was all that big? There were bigger ones in the territory weren’t there? Where did Naruto live? Did he say apartment? How big is his apartment?

 

“I guess I’ve never really thought about it” Sasuke mumbled as he turned his key. The lock turned over and he pushed the door open looking back at Naruto he held the door open and waited.

Naruto jolted forward again and scrambled up the rest of the path and through the doorway.

Naruto stopped again and looked around, admiring the entryway.

 

Sasuke shut the door and shifted his weight on his feet awkwardly.

What does he do now?

 

Sasuke looked around the front room of his house and examined it, trying to see what Naruto found so interesting.

 

The hardwood floors were dull and lifeless, but Sasuke was relieved that at least he'd managed to sweep it beforehand. The fireplace was dusty and there were several picture frames that laid face down on it, covered with at least half an inch of dust.

Sasuke prayed that Naruto didn’t feel the need to pick any of them up.

He didn’t. Thank the gods.

 

Sasuke twisted his fingers together as he watched Naruto.

This is the first time there’s been a stranger in the house since that time .

 

For a brief moment, Sasuke was lost in his memories, transported back to a time long ago, where a younger, weaker  Sasuke sat on the floor, surrounded by red. 

There was so much red .

 

Something touched Sasuke’s shoulder and he flinched hard and stumbled backward but something caught his hand and steadied him. Sasuke opened his eyes and his black eyes met Naruto's and he blinked a few times, trying to clear the blurriness from his eyes.

 

“Woah there. Are you okay?” Naruto asked. Sasuke continued to stare at Naruto, taking in the shape of his face and how his eyes were the color of the sky, and how the scars on his face resembled whiskers.

Naruto was just standing there, hand still clasped in Sasuke’s, staring into Sasuke’s eyes and it was then Sasuke realized with a start, that, Naruto had asked him a question.

 

“Yeah sorry. Maybe I’m more tired than I thought” Sasuke said, then realizing he was still holding Naruto’s hand he dropped it and felt his face go hot.

He turned his back to Naruto and quickly started walking towards his room.

 

“Anyways it’s probably late we should go to bed” Sasuke rambled to himself as he turned down the hall.

 

“So, where am I sleeping?”

 

As soon as those words registered in his head, Sasuke froze in place.

He barely felt Naruto crashing into him.

Naruto said something but Sasuke couldn’t hear him over the sound of his own beating heart.

Where was Naruto going to sleep?

He hadn’t opened the doors to any of the other bedrooms since… since then.

 

Sasuke chewed on his bottom lip. He doesn’t think he could bring himself to go into any of the other bedrooms in his house. Just thinking about it made his stomach churn and his hands shake.

Sasuke wracked his brain for a solution.

Naruto could sleep on the couch, wait he didn’t have the couches anymore.

 

They could share a bed? Sasuke’s bed wasn’t that big , but it was bigger than your average single bed.

What if he has another nightmare though? What would Naruto think?

What if Naruto gets creeped out when Sasuke suggests they share a bed? What if he-

 

“Sasuke? Sasuke hey!” There was a hand in front of his face. Oh. Right. Naruto's here.

 

Sasuke snapped out of his internal meltdown and looked at Naruto, who was looking increasingly more concerned.

 

He thinks your fucking crazy.

 

“Are you sure your okay? You’re spacing out a lot. It’s not like you” Naruto said quietly and Sasuke sighed quietly.

 

Just tell him the truth. He didn’t run when you told him about Itachi.

 

But maybe that'll be the final nail in the coffin and he’ll leave me too. No. This is Naruto. He wouldn’t leave me even if I attacked him.

 

Sasuke took a deep breath in and felt his face flush before he even started speaking.

 

“Well, uh, I was just thinking, I haven’t actually had anyone else in my house since well... since the medical-nin were here” Sasuke whispered the last part and Naruto’s face softened.

 

“If my being here makes you uncomfortable I can go,” Naruto said quietly.

 

“NO!” Sasuke blurted and Naruto’s eyes widened. Sasuke felt his face get even redder.

 

Get it together.

 

“I mean, like, no it’s okay, you can stay, I’m just not used to anyone else being here, but it’s…” Sasuke fumbled for the right words

 

“Nice. It’s nice” Sasuke finished lamely scratching at the back of his head. He couldn’t look at Naruto’s face so instead, he focused on the floor.

 

“Okay! Then I’ll be here! If it makes you feel any better, I’ve never actually stayed the night at anyone’s house before” Naruto mumbled, a light pink dusting his face. Sasuke nodded.

 

“Yeah actually, it kinda does,” Sasuke said. He didn’t know what to do with his hands so he crossed his arms in front of himself

Thank the gods it seems like neither one of us know what to do.

Naruto nodded.

 

Man, this is awkward.

 

“Sooooo, what do we do now?” Naruto asked awkwardly and Sasuke jolted forward at the realization that they were still in the hall

“Oh, uh. Follow me” he said as he scurried down the hall to the door on the right.

 

Sasuke’s hand was shaking as he twisted the doorknob to his bedroom.

He was so nervous.

Uh so. This is my room.” Sasuke mumbled as he pushed the door open and bolted inside.

 

His bedroom was bare, except for the double bed that was pushed into the corner, it was full of pillows, and a desk stacked with papers. Sasuke stood there awkwardly and watched Naruto’s face for a reaction, there was none.

 

Naruto blinked a few times and stepped in, looking around.

Naruto’s gaze combed over every inch of his room but stopped when they landed on his bed. His mouth fell open.

Sasuke followed Naruto’s line of sight and as soon as he saw what Naruto was staring at, his face got even redder.

 

Sitting on the top of his black comforter, was a giant stuffed green frog.

 

The same stuffed frog that Naruto had tried to give Sasuke for his 9th birthday.

 

A wave of guilt washed through Sasuke as he watched Naruto approach the stuffed frog with caution before carefully picking it up and examining it.

 

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“Oi! Sasuke!!! I got you a present for your birthday!!” A 9-year-old Naruto announced excitedly as he entered their classroom. He was carrying a very large box that was wrapped in frog wrapping paper. At least a dozen eyes turned towards Sasuke and he felt his face heat up.

 

Naruto bounded over to Sasuke and held the box out.

Sasuke stared at it for a long time.

 

“I don’t want it” he deadpanned before he went back to reading his book, so he wouldn’t have to see the look on Naruto’s face.

 

“Oh. Okay ” Naruto’s voice sounded a little off when he responded, but he didn’t say anything else and he slid into the seat next to Sasuke quietly.

A couple of the kids in their class laughed at Naruto's rejection and started to question him on what was in the box.

 

“What’s in the box? A cup of instant ramen?” Kiba had said while laughing. Naruto violently shook his head.

“No! That’s not what it is!” He yelled.

Then the teacher had come in and class started.

Gift and Sasuke’s birthday were all but forgotten.

 

Shit went south when they went to lunch. Kiba started it, he grabbed at the box in Naruto’s hands and tossed it to Sakura who laughed animatedly and threw it at Ino, all the while Naruto screamed and jumped for the box.

 

Eventually, they ripped the wrapping and Kiba ripped the box open, to reveal a large stuffed frog.

Kiba burst out laughing and threw it at Sasuke, who caught it after it bounced off his chest.

 

“Dude! He got you a stuffed animal like we aren’t babies Naruto.” Kiba sneered and Naruto sniffled, wiping tears away from his eyes.

 

Sasuke stared down at it, stared into its heady little blue eyes, the same color as Naruto’s.

Sasuke glared at the frog for a few minutes before shoving it back into Naruto’s chest. Sasuke’s blood boiled.

 

Why did Naruto have to give him such a stupid gift? A stuffed animal?? Did he think Sasuke was a baby? Did he think Sasuke was that weak?

 

“I said I don’t want it. I’m not a baby” Sasuke growled before stalking off, leaving Naruto holding the stuffed frog and surrounded by their laughing classmates.

Naruto disappeared for the rest of the day and while most of Sasuke was relieved , there was a small part of him that worried.

 

So, he took notes for Naruto, because Naruto needed all the help he could get.

As soon as class let out Sasuke was up and out the door.

 

He wandered the halls searching for Naruto with the intent of giving Naruto the missed notes, and if Naruto just so happened to still have the stuffed frog he just might accept it this time around.

 

But Sasuke came up empty handed, he couldn’t find Naruto anywhere.

Then he really started to worry because what if Naruto decided not to come back to school? He’d have to sit next to Sakura, or worse, Ino.

 

Finally, after about an hour of searching, Sasuke gave up and decided to just start his walk home.

 

On his way home, however, Sasuke caught a glimpse of that ugly orange jumpsuit .

Sasuke spotted Naruto sitting on the swing at the park near the Konoha Library, he was clutching the stuffed frog in his arms. As Sasuke got closer he realized Naruto was crying .

 

Sasuke tried to summon the courage to go over and talk to Naruto, but he remained frozen, unable to do anything but watch.

After a few minutes of standing there, staring at Naruto from the edge of the playground, Naruto looked over and Sasuke’s brain instantly switched into panic mode so he did what any sane person would do, he dove into the bush.  

 

Sasuke didn’t dare breathe, yeah Naruto was a terrible ninja, but there’s nothing more embarrassing than being caught watching someone from a bush .

He was too scared to say anything.

Eventually, Naruto seemed to get mad at the stuffed frog and he chucked it across the playground and screamed.

Then Naruto stalked off, away from the playground, and Sasuke .

 

Slowly, Sasuke climbed out of the bush, picking leaves out of his hair.

He approached the stuffed frog that lay abandoned on the ground and, after looking around to make sure no one was watching, Sasuke picked it up and stuffed it into his bag.

 

He named it Menma.

 

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Sasuke continued to watch Naruto, who was still clutching the stuffed frog, Menma, in his hands.

Naruto turned, holding Menma up to Sasuke.

“Is this….?” He asked. There were tears filling up his eyes.

 

Sasuke didn’t trust his voice so he just nodded, biting his lip.

Was Naruto going to be mad that he kept it after he said he didn’t want it?

 

Suddenly Naruto thundered over and crashed into Sasuke, wrapping his arms around his middle.

 

“You kept him, you actually kept him all this time. I can’t believe it. I thought you hated it.” Naruto sobbed into Sasuke’s shoulder and Sasuke awkwardly patted Naruto’s back.

 

Sasuke grappled for the right words. He knew he needed to apologize for his actions that day, but how?

“Uh. I’m uh. Sorry. You know. For how I reacted back then. It wasn’t. It wasn’t a stupid gift  I was just….. my birthdays always been a sore spot and I took my frustration out on you.” He stumbled through the words.

 

Such a way with words Sasuke.

 

“It’s okay Sasuke, id already forgiven you. I’m just so happy you kept it” Naruto mumbled.

 

They stood there for a moment longer, Naruto holding onto Sasuke tightly, and Sasuke awkwardly hugging him back.

 

Eventually, Naruto released his grip on Sasuke and stepped back, hugging Menma to his chest he looked around the room again, before yawning.

 

“Okay. So I’m just sleeping on the floor huh?” Naruto asked as he peered around the room. Sasuke felt his face go hot. He’s really gonna make me say it out loud huh?

 

“I figured we could just share the bed.” Sasuke fought to keep his face neutral and was surprised when it worked. Naruto’s face flushed dark red.

 

“O o oh! Okay. Yeah. Haha. Of course” he stumbles through his words as he crawled into Sasuke’s bed and pulled the blankets up to his chest.

Sasuke tried to ignore how his heart fluttered at the sight.

 

Now is not the time to be gay. Wait. Am I gay?

Gay for fucking Naruto? No no no. I just feel bad for him. Yeah, that’s it. Naruto is an idiot. I don’t like him. He just happens to be convenient. So what if looking at him makes my heart race. Whatever.

Maybe I’m just dying. Yeah that’s it I’m dying.

 

Sasuke crawled into bed next to Naruto and held his breath. His heart was pounding in his ears and he felt jittery. Calm down it’s just fucking Naruto. He tried to tell himself that this was a one-time thing, that They’d wake up in the morning and Sasuke could go back to shutting Naruto out and everything would be okay.

Nothing would change.

 

But deep down, Sasuke knew, letting Naruto sleep over here, telling him about Itachi, letting him in, changes everything .

 

Sasuke could only hope it was for the better.

Chapter 3: Death of Me

Summary:

Sasuke comes to terms with the fact that Naruto might kill him one day and Naruto just loves having a best friend.

Notes:

Hi!
So this chapter is short, mainly bc instead of writing this I got caught up writing a modern au SNS fic that’s currently 11,000 words and I have no idea where I’m going with it.
I’m still not even sure it’s postable yet.
But anyway! I finally managed to yank myself away from that to work on this.

The next chapter is where the fun begins!

Something to remember:
-when Naruto and Sasuke meet on the dock they have 1 month until the teams are announced.

 

Please let me know what you think!

Chapter Text

Sasuke woke up just as the sunlight had begun to spill through his window. At first, he tried to snuggle down into the blankets, to get just a few more precious minutes of sleep, but then he noticed the weight on his chest. He cracked open one eye to peer down and was surprised to see blond hair

.

Naruto.

 

He was sleeping with his head on Sasuke’s chest and his arms wrapped around him.

Sasuke felt his face heat up and he prayed that the heavy thump of his heart didn’t wake Naruto up.

 

Eventually, Naruto started to stir, which really sent Sasuke’s heart into overdrive. Quickly, Sasuke snapped his eyes shut and laid perfectly still.

He could feel Naruto moving around.

Naruto’s hand slid up Sasuke’s chest at a snail's pace and Sasuke wondered if Naruto could hear the way his breath stuttered in his chest.

Naruto’s hand finally settled, right above Sasuke’s heart.

Naruto left his hand there for a minute or two before he moved it away and sat up.

Sasuke could hear Naruto yawn loudly and Sasuke took that as his chance to ‘wake up’

Sasuke opened his eyes and was greeted with the breathtaking sight of a bleary eyed Naruto, who’s hair stuck out more than usual.

He was rubbing his eyes as Sasuke slowly sat up and when Naruto dropped his hands he squeaked and jumped backwards. Knocking his head into the wall

 

“G good morning Sasuke” Naruto stuttered, face turning red.

 

“Morning, loser” Sasuke replied

He fought the urge to laugh and reluctantly pulled himself out of bed, stretching his arms over his head.

 

“‘M gonna go shower” Sasuke mumbled as he walked out of his room, desperate to get away from Naruto for a few minutes so he could calm his beating heart.

Naruto was just so cute. What was he supposed to do?

 

Sasuke shook his head before climbing into the shower.

He set it to scorching hot and closed his eyes.

 

It was only when Sasuke went to get out of the shower that he realized, he’d fucked up.

His clothes were in his room.   Oh no.

 

Sasuke’s face had to be as bright as Sakura’s red dress as he pushed open the door to his bedroom in nothing but a towel. Naruto looked up and promptly froze from whatever he was doing.

 

“Forgot my clothes” Sasuke mumbled. He quickly made his way across the room and tried not to look at Naruto.

 

As he dug through his dresser Sasuke could hear shifting behind him. He glanced over his shoulder to see Naruto awkwardly shifting from foot to foot. Sasuke raised an eyebrow and Naruto looked down at his feet.

 

“I guess I need to get going, you know, go home and catch a shower and change and stuff. Haha you're probably sick of me.” Naruto scratched his face and forced a laugh. Sasuke blinked slowly at Naruto.

 

“Do you want to train today?” Sasuke asked, a little too forcefully, he winced, “Together?” He tacked on quietly, studying Naruto’s face.

Sasuke definitely didn’t miss how Naruto’s eyes lit up and he nodded.

 

“Sure! You mean it?” He asked excitedly. Sasuke gulped and nodded.

 

“Yeah, I can walk with you to your apartment and you can shower then we can go to the training grounds.” Sasuke said slowly. Naruto grinned.

 

“Okay! Er, I guess I’ll get out so you can change then!” this time, Naruto’s laugh sounded genuine. Like it should. He left the room and Sasuke changed into his clothes quickly. He glanced over at his bed where Menma sat, undisturbed.

His beady little blue eyes seemed to stare directly through Sasuke, as if they were screaming I know your secret. Sasuke shook his head and joined Naruto in the hall, shutting the door to his room behind him.

 

Not today you stupid frog.

 

When he was little, Sasuke was never much of a talker. He was painfully shy and he would run to hide behind whoever was with him when someone acknowledged him, but Sasuke also didn’t understand what qualifies as mean or rude, he was just really blunt. He had no control over his mouth, as his father had said.

Even now, Sasuke just said whatever he thought of first and didn’t care how rude it came out. He wasn’t trying to impress anyone.

So why was he standing here racking his brain for something to say to Naruto? It’s fucking Naruto.

 

Since when did he get so nervous around Naruto?

 

Sasuke snuck a glance at Naruto as they were walking out of the Uchiha Territory.

The blonde didn’t even seem to care that he was still in his garish orange frog pajamas and was walking with his fingers hooked behind his head.

 

They walked on in silence, Naruto seemed to be lost in thought, which was odd for the blond, but Sasuke was too scared to say anything for fear of saying the wrong thing.

 

They got near to the center of Konoha, where the shops and businesses were and the looks the villagers sent Naruto did not go unnoticed by Sasuke.

He glared at them as they passed. Sasuke’s blood boiled as he watched people literally rush inside when Naruto got near. Sasuke wanted to scream, to scream and tear down their houses and make them admit their guilt, but he didn’t, instead Sasuke found himself watching Naruto, gauging his reactions.

 

Naruto no longer looked carefree, instead, he’d stuffed his hands in his pockets and kept his eyes downcast as if he was afraid to look anyone in the eye.

He’s trying to make himself look as small and harmless as possible.

 

Sasuke’s hands balled into fists as he followed Naruto down the path.

 

Naruto’s apartment was nothing like Sasuke expected.

It looked like they’d just let a kid run wild unsupervised.

Sasuke’s heart dropped as he realized that’s exactly what the village had done.

 

Once inside, Naruto gestures for him to sit, telling him to just sit anywhere and he wouldn’t be but a minute.

Sasuke felt too antsy to really sit down and wait so he settled for wandering around the kitchen and living room.

 

But, the more he wandered around, the more uneasy Sasuke felt.

It was when he was halfway through the 3rd lap that Sasuke realized what he was uneasy with or well the lack of what he saw.

Naruto had little to no possessions.

 

Sasuke felt nauseous. If he’d just so happened to wander in here when Naruto wasn’t home he would assume it was a vacant apartment.

 

“Okay I’m ready!” Sasuke was startled out of his thoughts by a grinning Naruto.

 

“Okay. Let's go.” Sasuke responded, and with that they were off.

 

They made it to the training grounds in record time, which wasn’t really saying much because the blond had all but dragged Sasuke. Although, Sasuke didn’t really mind. Because he was going to get to beat the shit out of Naruto while sparing, not because he enjoyed his presence or anything.

 

Naruto hopped around to face Sasuke and stretched his arms above his head.

“Okay! This time I’ll win!! Believe it!” He called shooting Sasuke a thumbs up and winking.

 

Sasuke desperately tried to ignore how that made his heart flip flop in his chest. He rolled his eyes and smirked.

 

“Sure. Try if you can Dobe” Sasuke responded and Naruto’s jaw dropped open.

 

“ Dobe?! Ugh… you…. Teme!” Naruto exclaimed, face incredulous, and with that, the fight had begun.

 

Sasuke won the first round and the next and the next.

By the 4th round, both boys were drenched in sweat, but only Sasuke was panting.

Curse Naruto and his endless energy.

 

“Tch. why don’t you just accept defeat Dobe?” Sasuke asked, a smirk prominent on his face. Naruto glared.

 

“Teme! I’ll beat you one of these days! I swear it! One of these days I’m gonna be-“ Naruto declared, but Sasuke cut him off, “Hokage, yeah I know. Come on future Hokage. I’m getting hungry. Let’s go get some food” Sasuke abruptly turned and started walking back towards the village.

 

“Ack! Teme!” Sasuke held back a grin as he listened to Naruto stumble, probably in shock from Sasuke calling him future Hokage, struggling to catch back up to him.

They fell into step together, this time, however, the silence was peaceful, until Naruto opened his mouth.

 

“How do you think they’re gonna come up with the teams?” Naruto asked curiously. Sasuke shrugged.

 

“I really don’t care.” He replied. Beside him, Naruto stopped walking. Sasuke turned and black eyes met blue.

 

“What? You’re saying you don’t care who you get teamed up with?? Teams are for life Sasuke!” Naruto’s eyes were wide. Sasuke heaved a sigh.

 

“It really doesn’t matter who I’m teamed up with. It’s just a team .” Naruto looked scandalized at the thought.

 

“Aren’t you worried about it even just a little bit? What if you get Sakura and Ino on your team?” Naruto asked with a knowing grin. Sasuke shivered at the thought and sent an icy glare Naruto’s way, but the blond only laughed in response.

 

“Okay, maybe that was too far, but for what it’s worth, I really hope you’re on my team!” Naruto said with a grin. Sasuke’s stomach twisted and his chest grew warm.

 

“Whatever Dobe” Sasuke muttered as he turned away from Naruto, not to hide his reddening face or anything.

 

“So, where are we going to eat?” Naruto perked up at the question.

 

“Let’s go to Ichiraku’s! I can introduce you to everyone!” Naruto said excitedly and Sasuke winced. Ugh. Introductions.

 

Naruto continued to march happily towards the center of Konoha and Sasuke found himself chewing on his lip as he followed quietly along.

Somewhere along the way, Naruto had started up chattering away again and Sasuke was content to just listen, letting Naruto’s voice roll over him.

 

If you asked Sasuke what he liked about Naruto Uzumaki, he’d probably tell you he liked when Naruto kept his mouth shut, but it was actually quite the opposite.

 

Sasuke’s favorite thing about Naruto was the fact that he didn’t have to contribute to the conversation.

Naruto would just chatter on and on, filling the silence and all Sasuke had to do was pepper in the occasional grunt or nod.

 

They reached Ichiraku and Naruto actually dragged Sasuke inside.

Sasuke felt his face redden slightly because naruto was holding his hand.

He allowed himself to be pulled to a stool up by the counter and they both sat down.

 

An older man made his way over.

“Ah Naruto! It’s been a while since we’ve last seen you here!” He said cheerfully. Naruto grinned before casting a side glance at Sasuke.

 

“Oh! Gramps! This is Sasuke! He’s best friend! And Sasuke this is Gramps. He owns the olace” Naruto exclaimed excitedly and Sasuke felt his face heat up and his chest grow warm.

Best friend? Could Sasuke really call Naruto his best friend?

 

They ordered their food and waited. Sasuke listened to the sound of Naruto rambling, something about Iruka and ramen.

Sasuke watched, partially in horror, as Naruto basically vacuumed up his food in record time.

 

“That was so good! Ah Gramps! Can I get another bowl?” Naruto smiled that blinding smile at Sasuke, who could only snap his attention back to his own bowl.

 

They headed back to Naruto’s apartment after their meal.

Sasuke had sneakily paid for both their food and Naruto had sputtered and told him it was fine really and he didn’t have to do that.

So, Sasuke being the little smug shit he was, responded with “well, you can pay next time”

 

 

 

Naruto was taking another shower after training and Sasuke was uncomfortably sitting on the couch.

Despite how awkward Sasuke felt, he did notice that he felt more at ease here then he ever did at home, if he could even call it that anymore.

But that place wasn’t meant to be warm and fuzzy, it served as a reminder.

A testament to his weakness.

 

“Okay I’m done! You can go shower and borrow some of my clothes if you want?” Naruto peeked his head around the corner, towel around his neck and smiled.

Sasuke nodded, stood, and followed Naruto to his bedroom.

 

Sasuke didn’t really know what to expect of Naruto’s bedroom, but this wasn’t it.

 

There was a single bed and a bedside table where a picture of a younger Naruto and Iruka sat.

There was a dresser at the other end of the room. Some of the drawers were open and clothes spilled over. There was a small tv sitting on top of the dresser.

 

Naruto hopped onto his bed and grabbed the remote, vaguely gesturing towards the dresser

“You can wear anything you find in there, although I should warn you. It’s all orange” Naruto snickered at the dull expression Sasuke flashed back at him before turning around and awkwardly sifting through the clothes.

 

Finally, Sasuke settled on a pair of soft orange sweatpants and the only black t shirt he managed to find.

He sighed quietly to himself as he stepped into the bathroom, locking the door behind him.

 

Sasuke stared at his reflection in the mirror and reached up to run his fingers right under his right eye.

He really hoped he could unlock his sharingan soon.

 

Once he’d showered and changed into Naruto’s clothes, they smelled like Naruto

 

Sasuke made his way back to Naruto’s bedroom to find Naruto surrounded by a mess of DVD’s.

 

“I was gonna ask if you wanted to watch a movie but I can't decide which one!!” Naruto whines and Sasuke blinked a few times before rolling his eyes and grabbing a case at random.

“That one. There it’s settled.” Sasuke muttered as he towel dried his hair.

Naruto grew quiet, which prompted Sasuke to look up.

He sat quietly staring down at the dvd case he held in his hand.

 

Sasuke leaned over to see just which dvd he’d picked up and gulped.

‘The Demon Fox of the land of Wind’

 

Fucking, of course, leave it up to Sasuke to pick the single worst movie in the whole stack.

Cursing himself, Sasuke quickly scanned the rest of the movies lying on the bed.

Finally, he spotted one with a innocent seeming cover and snatched it up, getting up and stalking over to put it in the player.

  

Naruto still hadn’t moved so Sasuke pulled the dvd case out of his hand and put the rest of them up. Naruto’s head jerked up.

 

“Huh? What’d you put in there?” He asked and Sasuke shrugged.

 

The title screen popped up

‘Forbidden Love Between Shinobi’

 

‘Damn it all to hell’ was all Sasuke could think as Naruto started to cackle next to him.

 

“Oh my god! I didn’t know you were such a sap!” Naruto squealed pushing Sasuke’s shoulder.

 

“Shut up Dobe” Sasuke muttered under his breath, but the words held no bite, as all the heat rose up to Sasuke’s cheeks. He hid behind his bangs and hoped Naruto didn’t notice.

 

The movie started and Sasuke noted that Naruto relaxed, snuggling down into his pillows.

“Hey, don’t fall asleep. You’re the one who wanted to watch the movie!” Sasuke scolded, but he knew it was a lost cause, especially when the snoring started.

As he moved to get up to turn the tv off and leave, Naruto gripped his arm.

“Mm. Don’t leave. Stay” Naruto mumbled half coherently. Sasuke’s heart rate picked up.

 

Naruto wanted him to stay?? With him??

 

“Hn. You gotta let go of me so I can turn off the tv then” Sasuke replied and reluctantly, Naruto obliged, but not without letting out a high pitched whine first.

 

Sasuke stifled a laugh, turned the tv off and was back in bed faster than he’d ever moved in his life.

As soon as he laid down, Naruto scooted over and wrapped his arms around Sasuke, snuggling into his shoulder. Sasuke’s heart was doing backflips in his chest, because it had to be illegal how cute Naruto was.

 

Damn it all to hell. Naruto was going to kill him one day.

 

Sasuke’s last thought before he drifted off to sleep was that he probably wouldn’t mind dying as much as he should, as long as it was Naruto doing the honors.

Chapter 4: Platonic or Not Platonic? That is the Question

Summary:

Sasuke and Naruto wake up late,
Teams are announced,
Tomato Nabe is made,
and,
Sasuke comes to the realization that things with Naruto are getting terrifyingly domestic, and it's only been 3 weeks.

Notes:

Hi! So, this chapter got written fairly quickly and I'm super excited because now I'm basically at the action!!! :)
Anyways, I did skip the entire month they had until the team announcements, but as much as I'd love 30 chapters of Naruto and Sasuke just doing boring living together things, it had to be done. ;_;

As always, please let me know what you think! I live for your guy's comments!

Chapter Text

Sasuke! Wake up!! We’ve got to go! We’re gonna be late!!” Sasuke jerked awake to Naruto’s panicked face.

He sent a panicked glance to the alarm clock. 7:30 am.

Fuck. The team announcement ceremony was at 8. Fuck.



Sasuke flew out of bed and scrambled to get clothes, not even paying attention to what he was putting on.

He flew out his bedroom, hopping down the hall with only one leg in his pants.

He burst into the bathroom, startling Naruto, who was brushing his teeth by the sink.

Sasuke shoved him over and grabbed his own toothbrush.

Sasuke was about halfway done when Naruto slid out of the bathroom, muttering something about breakfast.

 

Sasuke threw his toothbrush up, not actually looking to see if it made it back into the cup, before he was rushing down the hall

His socks allowed him to slide into the living room, as he immediately dropped to the floor to pull his sandals on.

 

Naruto reappeared next to him as he finished putting on his shoes.

He pulled Sasuke up and handed him a piece of peanut butter toast.

Sasuke couldn’t help but snort at the sheer ridiculousness of the entire situation as they both bolted out of Sasuke’s house and began the run toward the academy.



They reached the Academy building in record time and stumbled into the building in a panic.

Throwing open the door to their old classroom, they were shocked to see it completely empty, save for Iruka, who almost fell out of his desk in alarm.

 

Had they missed the whole thing?

 

“Did we miss it?” Naruto panted next to Sasuke and Iruka raised his eyebrows.

 

“Miss what?” Iruka asked.

 

“The ceremony!” Naruto whined and Iruka stared at both boys for a few more tense seconds before he burst out laughing.

 

“Oh my god no. It hasn’t even started yet. It’s only 7:15” Iruka said in between wheezes.

Both Naruto and Sasuke blanched.

 

“What?!” They screamed at the same time, before sharing a look of disbelief.

 

“But but, the alarm clock said” Naruto stuttered out, face suddenly turning very red.

 

“You guys did remember to turn your clocks back an hour last week right?” Iruka asked.

Neither boy answered.

 

“Guys. You turned your clocks back right?” Iruka prodded again and Sasuke looked away in embarrassment.

No they didn’t.

 

“Oh god.” Iruka groaned, hiding his face in his hands.

“You guys can wait here till it starts, just take a seat” he muttered, voice coming out muffled from his hands.

 

Naruto sent Sasuke a sheepish look before scurrying across the classroom and sitting down in the same seat he’d sat in when they’d been in class.

Sasuke heaved a huge sigh before walking towards Naruto.

 

“Uh. Also, you boys do know what you’re wearing right?” Iruka asked cautiously and Sasuke whipped around and stared at Iruka before glancing down at his outfit.

He heard a chair fall back and he didn’t even have to turn around to know that Naruto was just as panicked.

Sasuke felt his face heat up as he realized.

He’d put on his shirt, but he was wearing Naruto’s bright orange pants.

 

Cautiously, Sasuke turned to look at Naruto.

Naruto didn’t look like he fared much better considering, he’d managed to put on a pair of his own orange pants, but he was wearing Sasuke’s turtleneck.

It looks good on him.

 

Naruto stared at Sasuke in true despair as Iruka started laughing.

Naruto sat back down and hid his face in his hands, groaning loudly.

 

Face burning, Sasuke quickly made his way to his shared desk with Naruto and slid into his seat.

 

Sasuke could only pray that he didn’t have to get up for the ceremony.

 

About 15 minutes later, their old classmates started to file in.

 

Shikamaru and Choji were surprisingly the first two to enter. Choji greeted the two with a wave and Shikamaru simply grunted in greeting, too lazy to even pull his hands out of his pockets.

 

The next to enter was Shino, who entered quietly and took his seat in the back without a word.

 

Next, was Kiba, who was followed by a yapping Akamaru. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

 

Next was Hinata, who Naruto excitedly waved at. Her face turned bright red and she hurried to her seat. Sasuke felt his blood boil.

Why was Naruto waving so enthusiastically at her?

Sasuke froze as soon as the thought crossed his mind.

Was he jealous? Of Naruto waving at Hinata?

Sasuke groaned and ignoring the concerned look Naruto threw his way , laid his head down on his arms.

 

Next to enter, was Sakura.

How did Sasuke know this without looking?

Because she beelined her way over to him and loudly called his name.

Sasuke ignored her and after a second he heard Naruto speak up.

“He’s sleeping leave him alone” Sasuke felt his chest grow warm at the thought of Naruto defending him.

 

With a huff, Sakura’s footsteps fade away.

 

Sasuke heard Ino enter, which meant everyone was here.

Naruto suddenly poked him in the side and he jerked up

Naruto sent him a sheepish grin in response to Sasuke’s death glare.

 

“Okay so, these teams were carefully chosen with everyone’s individual abilities in mind. It’s all about balance. Remember, this will be your team for life. These people will become your family. Anyways.” Iruka cleared his throat.

Sasuke glanced up and noticed there were two people standing next to him. A man and a woman.

“Team 10, which will be lead by Asuma Sarutobi, will consist of, Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi” Sasuke let out a sigh of relief, Choji cheered and Shikamaru just nodded along and sent a lazy grin at Choji.

“Team 8, which will be lead by Kurenai Yuhi, will consist of Kiba Inazuka, Hinata Hyuuga, And—”

Sasuke held his breath.

 

Please don’t say me or Naruto. Please don’t say me or Naruto.

 

—Shino Aburame Sasuke quietly let out the breath he’d been holding. Naruto nudged him with his shoulder and shot him a grin that could rival the sun.

“And finally, Team 7, which will be lead by Kakashi Hatake, will consist of Sasuke Uchiha—”

 

Sasuke day up a little straighter when they called his name.

“—Naruto Uzumaki”

Naruto jumped at his name and nudged Sasuke.

“And Sakura Haruno” Sasuke’s face fell and his stomach twisted.

“Yes!” Sakura cheered as Ino huffed.

Sasuke glanced over at Naruto, who responded with a bright smile.

Thank god.

 

“Okay, So team 10 will meet outside at ground Beta and team 8 will meet at Ground Gamma and finally team 7 you’ll meet with your leader here, as it seems he’s running late” Iruka finished and sent Sasuke and Naruto a tentative smile.

As if sensing his discomfort, Naruto quietly scooted his chair over and pressed his arm up against Sasuke, causing him to instantly relax.

Sometimes, Sasuke hated Naruto’s ability to instantly feel like home. When did Naruto start to feel like home?

 

The other teams filed out of the classroom, Sasuke stayed seated, leaning against Naruto as Sakura made her way over.

 

“Sasuke! Oh it's so great we’re on the same team together! We’ll get to spend more time together!! Even if it is with Naruto” Sakura sneered at Naruto and moved to grab onto Sasuke’s arm, but the glare he sent her way had her reeling back. She laughed nervously and glanced around the classroom.

 

“So, what do you think Kakashi-sensei will be like?” She asked, hopping up to sit on the desk in front of them. Sasuke shrugged.

 

“Does it really matter?” He asked, bored. Next to him, Naruto scoffed before shoving his shoulder lightly.

 

“Of course it does Teme! He’s gonna be our team leader for ever !” Naruto exclaimed and Sasuke rolled his eyes again.

 

“Naruto! That's so rude! You shouldn’t talk to Sasuke-kun like that! Especially when he’s so much better than you!” Sakura scolded and Sasuke clenched his jaw. He set his glare on Sakura and she shrunk back.

 

“Well then, you shouldn’t talk to me at all” Sasuke borderline growled. Sakura paled considerably and looked away.

She hopped off the table and sat down with her back to them. Sasuke yawned and blinked sleepily.

 

Naruto leaned in close to Sasuke and whispered quietly to him, “I’ll wake you up when Kakashi-sensei gets here” he smiled and Sasuke, too tired to really protest, nodded and plopped his head down on his crossed arms on the table and promptly fell asleep

 

He’d had a nightmare last night and as a result, He couldn’t go back to sleep and Naruto had stayed up with him to keep him company which caused them both to ‘oversleep’

 

Naruto had been living with Sasuke for about 3 weeks now, having moved in, per Sasuke’s request (more like angry demand), about a week after the night on the dock.

Sasuke was actually enjoying it a lot more than he initially thought he would. His large house seemed much less lonely with Naruto’s boisterous self around.

Sasuke barely had any time to think these past 3 weeks with all the constant noise.

They’d eaten their meals together, Sasuke had made the decision that Naruto couldn’t be trusted alone in the kitchen after the ramen incident, they trained together almost every day and Sasuke found that even if they didn’t spar with each other, it was still nice to have someone there while they practiced, be it throwing shurikens or taijutsu practice.



Sasuke was woken up with a shake to the shoulder.

He jerked awake and sent a glare Naruto’s way, who only snickered and pointed to the front of the classroom.

 

Kakashi looked exactly like Sasuke imagined while simultaneously looking nothing like what Sasuke had imagined.

He stood, half hunched with his only visible eye looking tired. His forehead protector was pulled down over his left eye and he had a mask pulled up to his nose.  

Sasuke wondered what he was hiding.

 

“Maa. Sorry I’m late. I got lost on the road of life” he deadpanned and Sasuke felt anger spike through him.

What kind of excuse is that?

 

Kakashi continued speaking, ignoring the glare Sasuke was sending him.

“Well. You guys already know my name, so there’s no need for introductions. Meet me at Ground Delta tomorrow morning at 8am. I wouldn’t eat breakfast if I were you, unless you want to see it again. Alright well. See you then” he blinked his singular eye lazily and held up a hand as a lazy wave and then he was gone. Leaving the 3 Genin to simply stare at the place he’d stood.

 

“He has us waiting all this time and that’s it?!” Sakura exclaimed angrily throwing her hands in the air and turning to the two of them. Both boys shrugged.

 

“I wonder what our test will be?” Naruto wondered aloud and Sasuke shrugged again before rolling his neck, which had become sore.

 

“How long did I sleep?” Sasuke asked and Naruto shrugged

 

“Couple hours or so, you ready to head home?” Naruto asked and Sasuke nodded before standing.

They walked out of the classroom without so much as acknowledging Sakura, who only stood there in shock because was Sasuke wearing Naruto’s pants?!

 

The walk home was uneventful, Naruto chattered away about all the different things he thought the test tomorrow would be and Sasuke grunted when appropriate.

 

“What do you want for dinner?” Sasuke asked as they neared Konoha Grocery.

Sasuke expected Naruto to exclaim ramen or something of the like, but as always, Naruto caught him off guard.

 

“Oh yeah! I’ve been meaning to tell you! I asked Hinata for her family's recipe for tomato nabe! Let’s try making that tonight.” Naruto grinned widely, he dug around in his jacket pocket and pulled out a crumbled folded piece of paper and held it up, “It probably won’t be the same as your moms but I know you said it was your favorite so” Naruto scratched at his scars, looking away. Sasuke felt his chest grow warm again and he had to turn away to hide the blush creeping up on his face.

 

“If you're cooking it I doubt it’ll be anything like my mother’s” Sasuke found himself remarking, which elicited a loud ‘Hey! It was one time!’

Sasuke snorted and walked into the grocery store, Naruto mumbling behind him.

Sasuke’s pretty sure Naruto said something along the lines of “I light the kitchen on fire one time and he never lets me live it down. Asshole.”

Sasuke grabbed a cart and watched as Naruto enthusiastically hopped from place to place to look at the new cereals and everything else in between.

It’s doing things so mundane, so achingly domestic , that makes the warm feeling in Sasuke’s chest grow tenfold.

 

“What does the recipe call for?” Sasuke asked and Naruto abruptly stopped, face darkening before handing over the folded paper. Sasuke carefully unfolded it and looked it over.

Thank god it was in Hinata’s handwriting and not Naruto’s illegible scrawl.

 

Sasuke looked it over before heading in the direction of the produce.

 

The thing about shopping with Naruto was that he was everywhere looking at everything at all times and he was always putting things they didn’t need in the cart.

Sasuke could only secretly put so many things back before he gave up on every trip, but at least some of the time the things that Naruto would sneak into the cart were things that he knew Sasuke liked like extra tomatoes or those sour candies.

 

Sasuke had just finished tying the bag on the tomatoes when Naruto reappeared out of thin air, a box of overly sugary cereal in hand. He dropped it in the cart, winked, and flickered away again. Sasuke sighed and headed towards the cabbage.

 

45 minutes, 4 arguments about ramen, 2 trips back to the produce, and 6 stops to put back things they didn’t need, they were finally at the checkout.

Sasuke paid, once again ignoring Naruto’s protests, and so, in return, Naruto summoned a couple shadow clones to carry the bags. Sasuke only rolled his eyes and handed them over, threatening that if they broke the eggs again Naruto was sleeping outside.

The clones saluted and then they were gone, flickering off bags in hand allowing Sasuke and the real Naruto to take their time walking home.

 

“So, Sakura is on our team huh? Like really on our team. Ughhhh” Naruto started, fingers laced behind his head. Sasuke glared at him and he grinned.

Finally Naruto barked a laugh and lightly shoved Sasuke’s shoulder.

 

“Come onnnnn Teme. You’ll have to face her at some point.” Naruto said and Sasuke pulled a face.

 

“She’s annoying.” Sasuke grumbled which caused Naruto to snort loudly.

 

“Yeah, thats true” Naruto responded, then that was that and Naruto continued on, rambling on and on, something about Shikamaru and Choji.

 

******

 

As it turns out, making tomato nabe is harder than it sounds and Sasuke feels like he should’ve thought about it before starting, but hindsight is 20/20. It didn't go horribly persay, just more or less Naruto was going to kill Sasuke one day with his recklessness.

Naruto really didn’t look where he was going and he should because then Sasuke wouldn’t of spilled boiling water on him.

So, finally after burning Naruto about four separate times, Naruto realized that maybe he should just chop the vegetables.

 

As he stirred, Sasuke found himself thinking about what the test the next day entailed. What was Kakashi-sensei gonna have them do? What kind of test?

He figured that they were gonna have to do some sort of stupid team building exersize and while he wasn’t worried about him an Naruto because they’d been sparing together so long that now it wass more or less like breathing. Sasuke felt like sometimes Naruto knew his next move before he did. No, he definitely wasn’t worried about his and Naruto’s teamwork, they were fine , but it was Sakura who was the worrying outlier. Sasuke was worried his contempt for her would lead them to failure.

 

“Okay! Tables set, all ready when you are Teme!” Naruto exclaimed with an enthusiastic thumbs up, to which Sasuke rolled his eyes.

 

**

 

The food was not nearly as good as when Sasuke’s mother made it, but it was still good.

Not because Naruto went through all the trouble of asking Hinata for the recipe because it was Sasuke’s favorite, nope, not at all.

 

Naruto talked the whole time they were eating, something about Iruka and Ichiraku?

Sometimes, Sasuke worried that Naruto was going to choke or something, but he never did.

 

**

 

They washed the dishes together, well more like Naruto washed them and Sasuke dried and put them up because Naruto had a habit of dropping them and Sasuke did not feel like buying more… again.

“Are you worried about the test tomorrow?” Naruto questioned Sasuke and he could only shrug in response.

**

 

It was after they finished with the dishes, taken their showers and gotten in bed that Sasuke decided on his answer to Naruto’s question.

 

“Teamwork” Sasuke said quietly, half praying that Naruto was already asleep, but alas, the gods were never on Sasuke’s side because Naruto immediately rolled over, a quizzical look on his face.

 

“What?” Naruto responded and Sasuke sighed loudly.

 

“The test tomorrow will most likely be about teamwork, so yes, i’m worried because I don’t think we’re gonna be able to work too well with Sakura.” Sasuke confessed, cheeks turning a light shade of pink. Naruto blinked for a few seconds and scooted closer before fighting his way under one of Sasuke’s arms and laying his head on his chest.

 

“You’re the best ninja there is, we’re gonna do fine. ” Naruto’s words were muffled against the fabric of sasuke’s shirt but they made Sasuke’s heart speed up nonetheless.

 

And with that Naruto fell asleep, leaving Sasuke to lay awake for another hour, contemplating if Naruto willingly cuddling with him was platonic or not.

 

I don’t think this is what normal friends do… but how would he know?

Chapter 5: Teamwork Makes the Dream Work

Summary:

Team 7 work on properly introducing themselves while they wait for the chronically late Kakashi and then the dreaded bell test begins!

Notes:

Honestly, sometimes I'll reread over a chapter that I've written and like... I don't even feel like it was me who wrote it. Lawd, So, this chapter was tough to write because I am so so so bad at writing action scenes.

I'm still not fully sure how I feel about the whole bell test or this entire chapter really, but I'm tired of rewriting it so please enjoy this trash fire. :]

Also, the reason their bell test is different is that by this point in the show, I've already got Naruto and Sasuke living together so I think that that definitely changes the way Sasuke views the bell test and he's far more willing to cooperate. I think that if team 7 just worked together from the get-go, they'd be terrifying, not that they aren't badass now.

As always, Please let me know what you think!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The next morning a fresh out of the shower Sasuke woke up a very grumpy Naruto bright and early so they could meet Kakashi-sensei on time. 

Naruto grumbled out his usual good morning before sleepily shuffling off to the bathroom to shower. 

Sasuke was drying his hair when Naruto reentered the bedroom, gaudy orange gear in place. 

Naruto shot Sasuke a grin as he strapped his bag to his waist. 

 

“You think he was being serious about the whole no breakfast thing? Because I’m starving and I’d rather risk vomiting than starve because this damn fox eats up my energy.” Naruto flinched hard at the end of his sentence before shaking his head quickly. 

 

“Alright Alright Sorry Kurama, my bad. I won’t call you that no more” Naruto sighed out loud and Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

 

Since moving in together,  Naruto had revealed that he could speak to Kurama directly, a fact that Sasuke had suspected, but never confirmed. Honestly, sometimes it creeped Sasuke out a little. 

 

“As far as breakfast, I say we can go ahead and eat something if we want to have any strength for whatever this is going to be” Sasuke muttered as he exited what had become their bedroom. 

 

Sasuke could hear the soft pat pats of Naruto’s socked feet trailing close behind him. 

 

Sasuke pulled the leftovers of the tomato nabe out of the fridge and popped it in the microwave

 

After they’d eaten, they put on their sandals and headed in the direction of Ground Delta. 

Naruto continued to worry, aloud, about what kind of test it would be, drawing Sasuke’s train of thought back to the nauseating fact that he would have to work with Sakura of all people. 

Sasuke’s stomach twisted the more he thought about it. 

 

It would never work. Team 7 would never work. 

 

They neared the bridge and Sasuke instantly spotted the telltale pink hair of their new teammate. He groaned internally. 

 

Naruto trailed off the closer they got to Sakura and he was deathly silent as Sasuke dropped down to sit on the edge of the bridge, back up against the railing. 

Naruto mimicked Sasuke’s movements and after a few moments of tense silence, with Sakura looking dead at Sasuke, Naruto resumed talking, animatedly using his hands to explain some story. Sasuke turned his attention away from Sakura to pay attention to Naruto, and that’s how the next hour went. 

 

“Mannn Kakashi-sensei is late” Naruto whined, leaning back, fingers laced behind his head. Sasuke shrugged while Sakura remained uncharacteristically quiet. 

Sasuke spared her a glance and instantly regretted it, because she was sitting across from them with her knees pulled up to her chest and her chin resting on them. 

Her expression was equal to a kicked puppy. 

 

Sasuke’s eyebrow twitched and he grit his teeth.

He knew he should at least try to cheer her up because they were about to be tested, most likely on their ability to work as a team and if she was upset, it was likely to go badly. 

He rubbed the bridge of his nose before slowly exhaling through his mouth. 

 

Naruto stared at him, head tilted to the side in confusion. 

 

“Sakura. Why did you wanna become a Shinobi?” Sasuke asked because it was all he could think of. 

As soon as the words left his mouth, however, Sasuke regretted them, mainly because he knew that now that question could be redirected back at him and he wasn’t ready to tell Sakura of all people , about Itachi. 

 

Sakura was clearly startled at Sasuke using her name directly because she squeaked and toppled over onto her side. 

She quickly regained her posture and blinked at Sasuke owlishly. 

 

“What?” She asked. Sasuke sighed. There was nothing he disliked more than having to repeat himself. 

 

“What made you decide to become a Shinobi?” He asked again. 

There were no famous Haruno Shinobi as far as Sasuke knew, which meant she was most likely from a civilian family and while it wasn’t all that uncommon that a civilian family would produce one, Sasuke found himself curious as to her reasoning why she wanted to follow this path. 

 

Briefly, Sasuke wondered what he’d of been like if his family hadn’t been a Shinobi family if his path hadn’t been etched in stone before he was born. 

 

“I uh…” Sakura stared at Sasuke. 

 

“What kinda question is that?” Naruto asked, barking a laugh. Sasuke eyed Naruto from his peripherals. 

 

“We need to introduce ourselves if we want this team to work so, I figured giving our reasons for being here would be the best way to start and I nominated Sakura to go first.” Sasuke punctuated the end of his sentence with a shrug. Naruto nodded sagely, even though he still seemed lost. 

They turned their attention to Sakura, whose face was bright red. 

 

“I, uh. Well, it’s kinda stupid, but Ino’s father is a really strong Shinobi and we both kind of promised each other that we would be great ninja together and we aren’t friends anymore, but I still want to be a Shinobi. I feel like I’m always one step behind her though… so if I want to surpass her, I have to train really hard!! Oh sorry, I’m rambling” Sakura blushed a deep red. 

 

“It’s not stupid Sakura-chan! You’ve always had such good grades in chakra control so I’m sure with some practice you’ll surpass her in no time!” Naruto exclaimed with a bright smile causing Sakura’s lips to twitch into a small smile. Sasuke almost snorted aloud because leave it up to Naruto to encourage even those he didn’t like. 

 

“What about you two? What made you become Shinobi?” Sakura asked, shifting so she was sitting cross-legged. 

 

“I’ll go next! My goal is to surpass the Hokage and become the next one so the village has to acknowledge my existence!” Naruto cheered, fist pumping the air as if what he said hadn’t been sad at all. Sasuke rolled his eyes at Naruto’s enthusiasm before taking a deep breath and leaning forward to rest his chin on his joined hands. 

 

“My goal is…” Sasuke debates what to say and just how much info to give out, “to restore my clan and get strong enough to kill the man who destroyed it” he finished. Might as well throw it into the open. They were a team now. 

 

If Sakura was surprised by his revelation, she didn’t show it and a small part of Sasuke was grateful for that. 

 

“Uh. Anyway, Someone else can ask a question and we can all take turns getting to know each other, at least until Kakashi-sensei gets here” Sasuke continued. 

 

“Oh!! I got one! Sakura, what’s your favorite food?” Naruto asked leaning forward. 

This time Sasuke really did snort. 

“I didn’t mean those type of questions, Dobe” Sasuke said and Naruto turned to him with a glare. 

 

“It’s an important question Teme! How can we be teammates with someone if we don’t know what they like to eat.” Naruto exclaimed and Sasuke rubbed the bridge of his nose and shook his head slowly. 

 

“I like sweets” Sakura responded quietly, face a light shade of pink. Naruto laughed and pointed at Sasuke. 

 

“Sasuke hates anything sweet.” He said laughing and Sasuke glared. Sakura giggled lightly 

 

“Of course he would” she replied. Sasuke turned his glare onto her and she shrank back slightly, so he looked away. 

 

They delved back into a half awkward silence before Sakura spoke up again. 

 

“What ninjutsu’s do both of you use? Maybe we can come up with a plan on how to optimize our skills” she said smiling and Sasuke nodded because that was smart. 

 

“I’m sorry. Opto what?” Naruto asked and Sasuke snorted again and rubbed the bridge of his nose. He’s honestly surprised his nose has any skin left. 

 

“Dobe. She said optimize, as in, how to beat use our individual skills to support each other as a team” Sasuke explained and Naruto's mouth formed an ‘O’ 

 

“I’m really good at creating Shadow clones!” Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

 

“And I use my clan's fireball jutsu.” Sasuke sighed. Sakura nodded and rubbed her chin thoughtfully. 

 

“What about you Sakura-Chan?” Naruto asked and Sakura paled. Just as she opened her mouth, Kakashi appeared. 

 

“You’re late!” Naruto and Sakura exclaimed at the same time. Kakashi raised his one visible eyebrow. 

 

“I got lost.” He deadpanned and Sasuke felt his blood heat up. Who decided this man should be a teacher?

 

“Let’s begin the test then shall we?” Kakashi continued and pulled out two bells and held them up. 

 

“Here I have two bells. Your goal is to get them from me. You have until noon to do so. In other words, at least one of you will fail and go back to the academy. Come at me with all you got. If you aren’t prepared to kill me you’ll never get the bells. Okay. Start” Kakashi’s voice was deadpan. He hooked he bells to his belt loop, pulled a book out of his back pocket, and crouched down low. Immediately, Sakura flickered away and Sasuke intended to follow, but Naruto started to charge Kakashi. 

 

“Dobe” Sasuke muttered before grabbing the back of Naruto’s jacket and flickering them both in the same direction Sakura went. 

 

Sasuke thought about it, they’d need a plan. But there were only two bells… did Kakashi really intend for one of them to fail? 

Logically, it would be Sakura because Naruto and Sasuke are friends and work together well, while Sakura is the outsider. 

Sasuke glanced at Sakura and guessed she was thinking the same thing with how pale she looked. 

 

“He’s not going to send anyone back to the academy” Naruto whispered, quiet but confident.  Sasuke’s Head jerked around. 

 

“How do you know that?” He hissed and Naruto cocked his head to the side. 

 

“Because he can’t? I asked Iruka once and he said it was impossible to go back to the academy once you’ve graduated?” Naruto replied, clearly confused by the question and Sasuke couldn’t help but laugh because of course Naruto’s already asked Iruka. 

 

“Okay, but even if that's true, what’s the point of telling us that? I mean there are only two bells.” Sakura whispered and Naruto blinked. The answer hit Sasuke like a ton of bricks. 

 

“Being a ninja is all about teamwork right? So he probably wants to see how we will act if we think one of us has to fail.” he breathed and both Sakura and Naruto’s eyes lit up. 

 

“That.. makes sense” Sakura responded. 

 

“Yeah, but how do we get the bells??” Naruto asked and Sasuke sighed. They really needed a plan. 

 

I might… I might have an idea.” Sakura mumbled quietly and two pairs of eyes turned to her. 

 

****

 

All in all, it took about 3 tries to explain the plan to Naruto, but once he got it, Sasuke was confident they’d be fine. 

 

Everyone got into their positions and waited. Kakashi was sitting crouched down in the middle of the clearing book in hand when Naruto charged at him from behind, kunai in hand, screaming the whole time.

 

****

 

Kakashi easily sidestepped Naruto, letting him fall flat on his face disappearing in a puff of smoke, then, another Naruto came out of the trees and tried to rush Kakashi again, and another and another and another, until there were about 20 Naruto’s in total. Kakashi’s attention was drawn to all of the Naruto clones rushing him from all sides as he dodged skillfully and adeptly all the while still reading his book. Then Sasuke rushed him from behind, causing Kakashi to whip around to block his attack and drop his book but upon blocking Sasuke’s attack, the Sasuke disappeared in a puff of smoke and Kakashi turned around just in time to see the real Sasuke running through the hand signs for his fireball Jutsu, Kakashi dodged to the right, into the trees, narrowly avoiding the flames only to discover that all the trees were covered in paper bombs, just as he used a substitution jutsu and jumped up into the tree, Kunai flew at him from his right, causing him to have to duck and dodge again. 

 

Kakashi found himself smirking as he ducked and dodged all 3 of his students at the same time. Sasuke jumped at Kakashi, swinging his fist which Kakashi blocked, then Sasuke threw his leg and Kakashi caught it, then Sasuke swung his free arm and Kakashi barely managed to block it with his upper arm and then he something brush against his side. Kakashi lashed out behind him, slamming Sasuke into the culprit, Sakura, only to have both of them disappear in a puff of smoke, more shadow clones

 

Sasuke used another fireball from Kakashi’s right side while Sakura bombarded Kakashi with more kunai from the left and Naruto sent about 30 more clones from all sides. 

 

Then, the 12 o’clock bell rang across the village,  calling the end of the test. All 3 genin abruptly froze in place, shoulders slumping in disappointment. 

 

The next few moments were intense as all three genin fidgeted while they waited for Kakashi’s verdict. 

 

“All three of you… pass” Kakashi deadpanned and Sasuke tried to keep the surprise off his face. Naruto cheered and Sakura jumped up and down excitedly. 

 

“Before you go off celebrating, all three of you did fail to retrieve the bells, however, that wasn't the goal of the test. The goal was to see how well the three of you worked as a team and it seems like the three of you actually understood that.” Kakashi said evenly, he continued, “as of tomorrow Team 7 will be accepting missions.” Now, everyone cheered again, including Sasuke, who was sporting a small smile 

 

“Also, something I want all of you to remember always, a ninja who breaks the rule is scum, but a ninja who abandons his friends is worse than scum.” Kakashi finished and with that, he picked up his book and flickered away. 

 

Of course, it was Naruto who broke the silence,

“All three of us should celebrate with ramen!!” Naruto yelled and Sasuke could only roll his eyes again.

 

“You always want to celebrate with ramen” Sasuke replied and Naruto huffed, crossing his arms. 

 

“Yeah well, ramen is the best!” Naruto declared. 

 

“Uh, I’m okay with ramen,” Sakura said quietly and Naruto’s eyes sparkled. 

Sasuke knew he was doomed before Naruto even turned towards him. 

 

“Sure, let's go to Ichiraku's” Sasuke muttered. He quickly turned away so that Naruto and Sakura couldn’t see the blush that was creeping up on his face. Behind him, Naruto whooped and instantly launched into telling Sakura a story. 

 

The walk to Ichiraku’s had Sasuke feeling strangely content. He found it was pretty relaxing to just watch and listen to Naruto excitedly tell Sakura all about how Sasuke hadn’t known how to use the coffee maker when Naruto moved in. Sasuke felt his face heat up as he remembered the embarrassing story. 

 

They reached Ichiraku’s and Naruto opened the door.

“Uh, Sasuke can I talk to you for a second… alone?” Sakura asked quietly. Naruto at the door froze before blinking owlishly at Sasuke as if it ask do you want me to leave you two alone or do I need to throw a fit?

 

“Hn. Sure, Naruto you can go ahead and get us seats.” Sasuke replied and Naruto nodded with a smile before he was gone, the door clicking shut behind him. 

 

Sasuke turned his attention to Sakura who was suddenly blushing and looking away. Oh no. Sasuke prayed she wasn’t about to confess or anything. They’d just gotten their team together.

 

“So what did you want to talk about?” Sasuke asked and Sakura jumped. 

 

“Oh. oh, well, I just wanted to say that I have a crush on you, but  that’s not what I mean to say because I know you already know that, anyways uh I guess I’m just trying to say that I’m sorry for how I’ve been acting towards you and Naruto lately, er well…. How I’ve always acted towards both of you. What you said yesterday really made me realize that I was going about this all the wrong way. So I guess this is really just me saying that I’m gonna try to change that.” Sasuke could only stare at Sakura slack-jawed. What was going on? Was he being pranked? 

 

After a few moments of awkward silence, Sakura cleared her throat and Sasuke snapped to attention. 

 

“Anyways, uh I guess we should go ahead and head inside before Naruto comes looking for us,” She said nervously grabbing the door handle and pulling it halfway open.

 

“Uh, Sakura.” Sasuke blurted out and she turned, an odd expression on her face and Sasuke swallowed hard. 

 

“Thanks. For you know… apologizing.” Sasuke said lamely looking away.

 

“Oh. Oh, you’re welcome I think?” Sakura replied although it sounded more like a question.

 

“Guysssss hurry!!!” Naruto screamed from within the restaurant, shattering the awkward feeling surrounding Sasuke and Sakura and knocking them both out of their thoughts. With a chuckle and a giggle, they both made their way into the building, heading straight for the booth Naruto was sitting in, waving. 

 

***

 

As Sasuke watched Sakura lecture Naruto on a ‘healthy diet’ while he loudly and proudly defended his mostly ramen diet, that familiar content feeling came back to Sasuke and he resigned to just sink down in the booth and watch his two new teammates bicker back and forth, as if they’d been doing this forever. 

 

Maybe team 7 has a chance.

Notes:

So, I wrote up an outline for this story and it should have roughly 40 chapters, give or take. phew! that's a lot. :///

anyways, we're 12% done!!! Yeehaw!!

Thank you for all the support!! Your comments keep me alive! ;)

Chapter 6: It's only a C-Rank They Said, It'll be Easy They Said...

Summary:

Naruto wants a higher ranked mission.
The Third gives them a C-Rank.
It turns out to be much more than that.

Sasuke isn't sure he can handle being on Team 7 anymore...
This whole 'friends' thing is hard, especially when they are so damn stupid.

Notes:

Ahhhhh! So, it's short... but yah know I probably won't get to write anything else till at least Saturday night, what with work and all. :(

Sasuke is by far my favorite character of all time to write because he's just.... such a fucking angry dork.

I actually had to rewatch this episode and while I changed some of it up, most of it's about the same... give or take. -_-'

Please let me know what you think!!

Also, this probably needs some editing, but... I'm on like my third glass of wine and I don't wanna!! I'll edit it in the am. Night Night =_=

 

Oh! Blood and injury warning btw. It's no more than like.. canon-typical violence but I'm warning ya'll just in case. >_<

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

8 days. 

Team 7 has been a team for 8 days. 

They’ve been accepting missions for 7. Days. 

And Naruto… 

 

“I’m so tired of doing D-Ranks!!! Come on Jiji, Give us something harderrrrr!” Naruto whined to the third Hokage who only starred in response, jaw dropped. 

Even Sakura and Kakashi seemed to be in shock, whether it was from Naruto calling the third Hokage, Jiji or the fact that he was whining about wanting a harder mission and it had only been a week. 

Sasuke was already aware of the complicated relationship between the third and Naruto when, shortly after Naruto moved in, the third showed up at Sasuke’s House. 

Apparently, the third had been watching over Naruto since he was a baby or something. 

 

The third and Naruto argued back and forth for some time. 

 

Granted, Sasuke too found himself bored and annoyed with the d-ranks they were doing now and he knew they could most likely handle a c-rank or maybe even a B-rank if they were prepared, but also he knew that testing that theory was risky. Failure was always an option.

 

The third held Naruto’s gaze for a few moments before flipping  through the files on his desk. Sasuke felt his stomach flip with them 

This was either going to be a good thing or a very bad thing. 

 

He pulled a file out and held it out to Kakashi. 

 

“Fine then, I’ll give you a C-rank. It’s an escort mission. You’ll be escorting a bridge builder back to his village, the village hidden in the mist.” The third spoke evenly and leveled his gaze at Naruto as if to tell him do not mess this up. 

 

“Yahoo!” Naruto cheered and Both Sasuke and Sakura couldn’t help but crack a smile. 

Sasuke even thinks he caught Kakashi's eye crinkling up 

 

The third waved at an Anbu who excited the room and returned, a clearly drunk man close behind him. 

 

“What? A bunch of snot nosed kids?” the drunk man laughed, “you expect me to believe that the short one with the dumb face is a ninja?” he barked another laugh and took another sip out of his Sake bottle. Sasuke felt his blood heat up and his fists clenched at his sides. 

 

“How dare you insult a ninja you--” Naruto started 

 

“Anyways, I’m a very important bridge builder and I'm building a bridge that’ll change the village for good, so I expect the lot of you to get me there safely and protect me with your lives” The man talked straight over Naruto and took another drink out of his bottle. 

Sasuke had to fight to keep his anger under control. How dare this man talk to us, Naruto especially, like that. 

 

As they followed the man outside of the Hokage tower and to the village gate, Sasuke found himself debating that if he’d actually lay down his life for this man, if they were actually attacked. 

Probably not, mission or not, my team comes first. Sasuke decided. 

 

The drunkard they were tasked to guard was still talking, rambling and raving about trivial things that Sasuke honestly couldn’t care enough to pay attention to. Instead, he focused on walking as close to Naruto as he could get. Just to make sure he wasn’t going to lash out and kill the subject of their mission of course, it's not like Sasuke wants to be this close to the blond haired idiot. Oh, what the fuck, who was Sasuke kidding? Of course he wanted to be this close to Naruto. It was calming. 

 

“Wait, Kakashi, Doesn't the land of water have ninja’s too?” Sakura asked, drawing both Naruto and Sasuke’s attention. 

 

“Maa, Not exactly…” Kakashi trailed off for a second before resuming, “but, in other countries there are hidden villages, each with their different customs and cultures where ninja reside. In this continent, to the people here, shinobi villages mean strength, specifically, military strength, well, in other words, it's how we maintain the balance of power. The villages are independent and aren’t ruled by any single government so they’re of equal status. Now, a small island like the land of waves is already protected naturally, so there’s no need for a ninja village. The five ancient lands that possess shinobi villages are, fire, water, lightning, wind and earth, they each occupy vast territories and together they are known as the ‘Five Great Shinobi Nations’. The Land of Fire has the Village Hidden in the Leaves, the Land of Water has the Village Hidden in the Mist, the Land of Lightning, the Village hidden in the Clouds, the Land of Wind, The Village Hidden in the Sand, and the Land of Earth, The Village Hidden in the Rocks. Only the leaders of these hidden villages are permitted the name ‘Kage’ which means shadow, Hokage, Mizukage, Kazekage, Raikage, Tsuchikage. These are the leaders, the five ‘shadows’ that reign supreme over the tens of thousands of ninja of the hidden villages.” 

 

“Ahhh, then Lord Hokage must be very important!” Sakura exclaimed. 

 

‘Is he really that important??’ Sasuke thought to himself. 

 

“Hey! You all just doubted the Lord Hokage didn’t you?” Kakashi asked abruptly and Sasuke felt his face heat up while Naruto and Sakura jumped to defend themselves. 

Kakashi chuckled. 

 

“Maa, Don’t worry.” He patted Sakura’s head, “There are no ninja battles on C-rank missions, so we don’t have anything to worry about.” Kakashi finished. Sasuke could have sworn he saw the drunk bridge builder stiffen slightly. 

 

They continued the walk, mostly in silence, which Sasuke couldn’t help but feel slightly uncomfortable with because Naruto usually just filled the silence with his chatter, but apparently not today. Maybe what the bridge builder said, got to him.  

 

Just as Sasuke opened his mouth to ask Naruto hat was wrong, he was interrupted by the sound of metal chains grinding together. He turned, right at the moment two unidentified ninja appeared from a puddle on the ground and wrapped chains around Kakashi 

 

“What the fu?” Kakashi started, but he never got to finish his sentence because then the two ninja pulled  on the chains and they sliced through Kakashi like he was nothing more than a stick of butter. Sasuke felt sick watching as Kakashi fell apart. 

 

“You're next” Now, the ninja were behind Naruto and Sasuke didn’t even think he just instantly launched himself into the air, hands already reaching for his shuriken and kunai at his side. The two ninja were startled by his sudden moves as he threw the shuriken, just right, just like how Itachi taught him, and pinned a section of the chain to a nearby tree before throwing the kunai and hitting directly in the center of the shuriken, effectively pinning the chain to the tree for at least a solid few minutes. 

 

Sasuke couldn’t help the satisfied smirk that crossed his lips as the two exclaimed about how they couldn't move the chain as he landed between them, kicking his legs out to land a solid hit on both of their faces. Before they fully hit the ground however, they dropped the chains and one of them turned and lunged directly at the bridge builder, who Sakura stupidly got in front of. 

 

If Sasuke had the time he definitely would've probably started pulling his hair out, but he didn't have a second to waste, so instead he settled for flickering over and jumping dead in front of Sakura, fully prepared to take the brunt of the attack. 

 

Stupid fucking teammates. Stupid fucking Sakura. Stupid fucking mission. Stupid Stupid Stupid. 

Sasuke was knocked out of his thoughts though as an arm shot out, close lining the ninja that was advancing on the three and knocking him out. Sasuke followed the arm up to the owner and found it was Kakashi with a bored look on his face. 

 

“That's enough” Kakashi deadpanned and Sasuke had to resist the urge to snort aloud with how bored Kakashi sounded. 

 

“Show off” Sasuke muttered quietly, although it did not seem to go unnoticed by Kakashi who shot him a quick wink, or was he just blinking? Sasuke wasn’t sure, afterall, Kakashi only had one visible eye. But wait… didn’t Kakashi?? Sasuke glanced at the place Kakashi had been standing when he was initially attacked only to find several sliced up tree branches. Sasuke repressed the urge to roll his eyes. A substitution jutsu. Of fucking course he did 

 

Kakashi glanced over his shoulder. 

“Sorry Naruto, I didn’t mean to not help you immediately, I let you get hurt, but really I wasn’t expecting you to freeze up like that.” Kakashi turned back towards Sasuke and Sakura. 

“Oh, and Sasuke good job with that, very smooth, and you too Sakura.” Sasuke felt like Kakashi’s praise should've made him proud, or something of the sort , but really all he could think about was that Naruto might be hurt and also why were they even attacked in the first place? ‘There are no ninja battles in a c-rank mission my fucking ass’ Sasuke thought bitterly as he pushed his way over to check on Naruto. 

 

Naruto had somehow managed to get his hand sliced up by one of their claws and he was standing there dumbly staring down at it. Sasuke felt his worry increase. 

 

“Hey, You’re not hurt are you? Scaredy cat?” Sasuke asked with a slight laugh in his tone. Naruto’s head jerked up and he set his jaw. 

 

“Sasuuukeee” Naruto growled, voice low and laced with anger. 

 

“Naruto, their claws are coated with poison, so you shouldn’t move around too much until we get the poison out” Kakashi demanded sternly and both Naruto and Sasuke paled.

Stupid fucking c-rank mission and stupid fucking bridge builder. 

“Oh, and by the way Mr. Tazuna.” Kakashi said over his shoulder, still holding both incapacitated ninja under his arms. 

 

“Yeah?” Mr. Tazuna responded, voice sounding unsure. 

 

“We need to talk” Kakashi punctuated his sentence by throwing both of the ninjas down at his feet. Without looking up he quickly started to tie them to the trunk of the tree in front of him.

 

“Sakura, will you take a look at Naruto’s hand for me? We need to see if we can figure out what we’re dealing with and how to counteract it.” He said without even glancing up from his task

 

“Yes sir!” Sakura exclaimed loudly before she scurried across the pathway to look at Naruto’s hand. Naruto’s face had gone back to that same one of moderate shock and Sasuke almost growled in frustration. What was with him today??? 

 

******

 

“They’re chunin from the Village Hidden in the Mist, they’re known for continuing to fight no matter the sacrifice.” Kakashi said, voice devoid of emotion. 

 

“How did you know about our ambush?” One of the chunins asked. 

 

“A puddle? On a clear day when it hasn’t rained in weeks?” Kakashi asked skeptically and one of the chunins looked away while the other glared. Sasuke furrowed his brow, he honestly never even questioned the puddle and knowing he missed something like that made him feel useless. 

 

“In that case why did you let the genin do the fighting?” Mr. Tazuna asked angrily

 

“Then I would have learned nothing. I needed to see who their target was and what they were after. Maa, what I mean is I had to know if it was you, or one of us Shinobi. When you put in your request you asked for standard protection from robbers and highwaymen. You didn’t mention that there were ninja out looking for you, hunting you down. If you had this would be at least a B-rank mission or higher our task was simply getting you to your destination and watching over you while you finished building your bridge. If we knew we were being attacked by other shinobi we would’ve staffed different and charged the price of a b rank mission. Apparently, you have your reasons but lying to us is not acceptable. We are now beyond the scope of this mission.” Kakashi finished. He was right. This was well above them now. No matter how much Sasuke wanted to be strong enough to deal with it, he just wasn’t strong enough yet. 

 

“We are genin. This is too advanced for our level of expertise. We should probably go back. We probably really need to get Naruto to a doctor to treat his wound and get the poison out as soon as possible.” Sakura said nervously, twisting her fingers together. 

 

“Naruto’s hand could be a problem, maybe we should go back to the village?” Kakashi wondered aloud. Everyone turned to Naruto, who instantly set his brow, pulled out a kunai and before anyone could react, drove the sharp tip of it into his hand. Naruto grunted and turned away. Sasuke felt panic race through his chest. 

What the fuck Naruto??

 

“Naruto? What are you doing??” Sakura exclaimed, rushing forward, Sasuke close behind. 

 

“Why am I so different?? Why is it always me?? I worked so hard! I should be getting stronger. I will never back down again and have to have someone rescue me. I will never run away and I will not lose. With this wound I pledge this. Bridge builder i will complete this mission and protect you with this kunai” Naruto turned back around to face everyone with a grin on his face. 

 

Blood ran down his arm and dripped onto the ground and Sasuke felt himself grow sick. The fucking idiot.

Naruto, that was really cool and all, but like if you lose any more blood… You're gonna die kid” Kakashi said, crossing his arms across his chest. Naruto instantly paled. 

 

Sasuke snatched the bandages out of Sakura’s hand and lurched forward snagging Naruto’s hand. 

“Fucking Dobe. I swear to god. You're such a fucking Idiot Naruto. You’re going to fucking kill me one day. Stupid fucking...” Sasuke muttered to himself angrily as he started to bandage Naruto’s hand. 

Naruto’s face turned bright red and he laughed nervously. 

 

“Sorry Teme, You know how I get…” Naruto scratched the back of his head nervously and looked away. Sasuke continued to glare down at Naruto’s bloody hand as he wrapped it in the bandages. 

 

“Alright, we need to go ahead and get a move on you three,” Kakashi called and with that… they were back on track. 

 

“To the Land of Waves!” Naruto declared with a smile, choosing to ignore the heated glare Sasuke sent his way.

Notes:

annnnnnd Chapter 6 is complete!

15% done! Yeehaw!

The next chapter will contain some spicy Zabuza ;)

Chapter 7: On a Whole ‘Nother Level

Summary:

Sasuke doesn't like boats
Naruto is a good sensor
Sakura has much to learn to be a ninja
Kakashi reveals his Sharingan
and The Demon of the Mist makes his grand entrance.

Notes:

Ahhhh! We're finally to the action! Which reminds me! I'm horrendous at writing action!! :')

Anyways, this chapter took a few days.. (technically I started and finished it today so it only took 1) because work has absolutely killed me these past few days and then I had this adult thing to do today...

So, I read this thing that said that a fanfiction tells you alot about the author and I was wondering... When you read this what do you feel about me?? :)

Ahem, Anyways. Please enjoy and let me know what you think!! :')

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

The moment they stepped into the canoe, was the moment that Sasuke realized travel by water was not for him because the second that he put his full weight on the foot in the canoe, it rocked dangerously and he had to fight to keep his breakfast down. 

Naruto extended a hand to help him steady himself and Sasuke thanked the gods that Naruto was already seated in the boat or else Sasuke was sure he’d die if he was subjected to Naruto’s off-balanced ass climbing in. 

 

The bottom of the canoe was flat, allowing Sasuke to sit cross-legged next to a very comfy Naruto . Sasuke couldn’t help but feel the slightest ping of jealousy because Naruto just looked so at peace with being in the boat, like the shakiness and uncertainty of the water didn’t bother him. Sasuke swallowed hard and felt his stomach flip uncomfortably as Sakura climbed in next, Kakashi helping her down. The bridge builder, whose name Sasuke has already forgotten , climbed in next and Sasuke was sure his face turned green because the drunk bridge builder rocked the boat so badly that Sasuke found himself clutching onto Naruto’s arm in a vain attempt to steady himself. 

 

Once Sasuke realized what he’d been doing, he blushed furiously and pulled away, almost falling out the canoe in the process. Sakura giggled from across the boat and actually had the audacity to stick her tongue out at him when he glared. 

 

As Sasuke rested his head on the side of the canoe, he felt Naruto start rubbing his back gently. He was acutely aware of Kakashi and Sakura’s judging eyes on him, but he couldn’t bring himself to tell Naruto to knock it off because it was actually helping his nausea somewhat. 

Sometimes, Sacrifices have to be made.

“Before we reach the pier, I want to ask you something. The men who are after you. I need to know why. If you don’t tell us I’m afraid we’ll have to end this mission when we drop you off ashore.” Kakashi’s steely voice cut through the silence that permeated the canoe. Sasuke found himself glancing up from his new found position of leaning over the edge and instead rested his cheek against the edge of the side of the canoe and watched the bridge builder’s reaction. 



The bridge builder stared down at the bottom of the canoe as if he was weighing his options. 

“I guess I have no choice but to tell you” he finally replied and Sasuke vaguely wondered if what he was about to say would be the truth or not. 

There was a long pause

Then,

“No, I want you to know the truth. Like you said. This is beyond the scope of the original mission. The one who seeks my life is a very short man who casts a very long and deadly shadow.” the bridge builder continued. 

 

‘Strangely ominous Sasuke couldn't help but think. 

 

“A long and deadly shadow? Hm. Who is it?” Kakashi asked. 

 

“You know him, At least I'm sure you’ve heard his name before he’s one of the wealthiest men in the world.” The bridge builder, who’s named still escaped Sasuke. 

‘Come on… enough with the suspense, get it out already’ Sasuke thought angrily. Another wave of Nausea crashed over him and he was forced to borderline dry heave over the side of the boat. Naruto increased his back rubbing. Sasuke spared a glance at Naruto to find he was leaning forward, eyes shining in anticipation. 

 

“The shipping magnet Gato” the bridge builder finished and Sasuke drew a blank. who?

 

“Huh? Gato? Of Gato transport? He's a business leader. Everyone knows him.” Suddenly, Kakashi sat up straighter, singular eye wide in disbelief. 

 

“Who? who? What?” Naruto muttered, glancing back and forth between the bridge builder and Kakashi. Naruto’s back rubbing stopped right between Sasuke’s shoulder blades as Naruto leaned forward, even more, entranced in the conversation happening in front of him, leaving Sasuke to be confused and nauseous. 

 

“Gato is a very powerful tycoon from a famous company. That’s true.” The bridge builder said as if that explained anything at all. Sasuke blinked. ‘Just fucking tell us why he wants to mount your head on a pike and get it over with!’ Sasuke screamed in his mind as his stomach turned yet again. 

 

“But below the surface, with the same ruthless methods he uses to take over businesses and nations, he sells drugs and contraband using gangs and ninja.” Sasuke blinked. He sells drugs and contraband using gangs and ninjas?

 

“Drug dealer ninjas,” Naruto whispered. Sasuke had to bite down on his lip to keep from laughing out loud as the image of a ninja with a bag of drugs strapped to his back came to mind. On the other side of Naruto, Sakura snickered and covered her mouth with her hand as Kakashi sent them a glare out the corner of his eye. 

 

The bridge builder paid them no mind. 

“It was one year ago when Gato first set his sights on the Land of Waves. He came to our island and used his vast wealth to take total control of our transport and shipping. Anyone who tried to stand in his way simply disappeared.” 

He took a deep breath before continuing, 

“In an island nation, a man who controls the sea controls everything. Finance, government, our very lives. But there's one thing he fears. The bridge. When it is complete, it will join us to the land and that will free us from his control. I am the bridge builder” he finished, a determined glint in his eyes. 

 

“So that's it. Since you're in charge of the bridge, if he takes you down, the bridge won’t get built!” Sakura declared. 

 

“Then… Those ninja’s before were Gato’s men?” Sasuke mumbled, mostly to himself. Next, to him, Naruto hummed quietly, like he did when he was looking at a particularly wordy test question. 

 

“I don’t understand if you knew he was this dangerous, if you knew he would use ninja to eliminate you, Why did you hide that fact from us when you made your request?” Kakashi asked. Sasuke clenched his fists at his sides. Because of this man. Because of this man and his thoughtlessness, Naruto was poisoned and could’ve died. For fuck’s sake, they could all die protecting this stupid bridge builder. Stupid fucking Naruto and his insistence they get something harder than a D-rank. Stupid stupid stupid fucking Naruto. Sasuke tried to breathe out evenly through his nose as more nausea rolled over him and his anger built up inside of him. Naruto was really trying to do him in, trying to kill him. 

 

‘I wonder… if I died… who would get the Uchiha territory? Itachi is considered an enemy of the village and there aren’t any Uchiha left… Should I write a will or something…? What could even be done with it..?’ Sasuke was knocked out of his thoughts when the bridge builder continued speaking. 

Oh, right. Dangerous B-rank mission at hand. Got it. 

 

“Because the Land of Waves is a small impoverished nation. Even our nobles have little money. The common people who are paying for this bridge, they cannot afford to pay for an A-rank or even a B-rank mission. If you end this mission when we reach the shore, I will surely be killed and the bridge will not be completed. But don’t feel bad about that. Of course, my sweet little grandson will be upset he’ll be all like ‘Oh grandad! Why’d you have to go grandad??’ and my daughter, of course, will condemn the Hidden Leaf ninjas for the rest of her life and grieve in solitude.” he continued and Sasuke felt white hot anger flash through him. How dare this man use his family as a way to guilt trip them into taking this very dangerous mission with not only little pay, but also as a team of 3 inexperienced genins and a fucking lazy jounin who would rather read porn than actually do literally anything else. 

 

“Ah well, it’s not your fault. Forget it.” The bridge builder finished, dramatically throwing his head back and looking away. Next, to Sasuke, both Sakura and Naruto made small noises and it was in that moment that Sasuke knew…. They were gonna protect this man with their lives, which meant if Sasuke was too, by default. Well, not really. He’d be protecting Sakura and Naruto, he couldn’t give a shit if the bridge builder died or not. He was saving his comrades first, the old drunk dude who knows how to build bridges would come second. No. Matter. What. 

 

“Well, I guess we have no other choice. We’ll have to keep guarding you.” Kakashi finally said and Sasuke clenched his jaw shut so hard it hurt, just so he wouldn’t say anything he’d regret. Or worse, make Naruto mad at him.

 

“Oh, I’m very grateful.” the bridge builder said, although he didn’t sound very grateful in Sasuke’s honest opinion. 

 

“Tazuna, it appears we haven’t been noticed up until this point,” the man that was steering the canoe said quietly. 

Ah, so his names Tazuna. 

 

“Thanks” Tazuna replied. They drifted into a tunnel and Naruto immediately turned around so that he could watch where they were going. 

 

Beautiful trees that grew out of the water, twisted and full of life came into view. Then, small colorful houses that sat atop docks and piers. Naruto’s eyes tripled in size. “Woooow” he whispered under his breath. 

If you asked Sasuke, he probably couldn't tell you what a single one of those houses looked like, but he could definitely tell you that Naruto’s eyes sparkled in a way similar to when he’d walked home with Sasuke that night. Sasuke couldn’t help but smile as he watched the way Naruto lit up and seemed to buzz with energy. 

 

Naruto, of course, was the first out of the canoe and at first, Sasuke was honestly worried that he wasn’t gonna be able to wait till they hit the dock he was so excited. The moment the boat docked, Naruto was up on his feet and practically leaping up onto the dock. He spun around and stuck out his hand for Sasuke. 

 

Once he’d pulled Sasuke up onto the doc, Naruto was practically vibrating with energy, it honestly made Sasuke tired just watching him. 

 

“Okay! Get me to my home safely!” the bridge builder, who’s named Sasuke had once again… forgot, said. Sasuke rolled his eyes as Kakashi responded with a hum and they were off. 

As they were walking, Sasuke kept close to Naruto, who was glancing around nervously while scratching at the gauze around his hand. 

 

Sasuke reached over and smacked at Naruto’s hand. 

“Stop scratching it Dobe, you’ll make it worse.” He muttered and Naruto groaned. 

 

“But Sasukeeeee. It Itches. I think I just need to take the bandages off” Sasuke tried to ignore the way his heart skipped a beat when Naruto said his name aloud and was opening his mouth to tell Naruto not to remove the bandages, which he was currently doing. When Naruto twitched and in an instant, had a kunai out and launched it into a bush. 

 

“There’s someone here!” Naruto yelled and Sasuke furrowed his brow. He hadn’t sensed anything? 

 

“Naruto! There’s nothing there! What are you doing?!” Sakura scolded and Naruto flinched before spinning around and launching another kunai at another bush. 

 

“No, there really is someone following us!” He yelled again waving his arms. Kakashi made a humming noise and neared the first bush, parting it to reveal a small white bunny, absolutely scared shitless as it cowered under Naruto’s kunai. 

 

“Naruto!!! Look what you did!” Sakura scolded and Sasuke sent her a glare as Naruto rushed forward and cradled the bunny in his arms.

 

“I’m so sorry Mr. Bunny!! I didn’t mean to!! I thought that you were someone following us! I swear!!” He yelled as tears dripped down his face. Sasuke sighed and had just taken a step forward when Kakashi suddenly yelled. 

“Everybody gets down!” he screamed, right as a sword came spinning out of a tree… headed directly for the bridge builder, who at least had enough sense to heed Kakashi’s warning and drop to the ground. The spinning sword just barely missed his head and embedded itself in a tree behind them. 

 

Sasuke spun around only to be staring at another ninja, standing on the handle of the sword.

He was shirtless, with bandages wrapped around his lower face, and a pair of blue striped pants that hung loosely off his waist. 

He glared at the group of ninja’s over his shoulder, giving Sasuke a good view of his ‘Village Hidden in the Mist’ headband. 

 

‘Well, it’s not slashed’ Sasuke thought dryly. 

 

“Well, well. If it isn’t Zabuza Momochi, the Rogue Ninja of the Hidden Mist” Kakashi borderline sneered. The man, Zabuza, only glared in response. Naruto instantly jolted forward like he was going to attack, which sent Sasuke’s heart into a frenzy. 

Fucking idiot. 

 

Kakashi threw an arm out to stop Naruto from his impending suicide mission. 

“You're in the way. Get back. All of you” Kakashi growled. 

 

“What why?” Naruto asked incredulously. 

 

“He’s on a totally different level from the guys the other day. If he’s our opponent, I’ll need this.” Kakashi said quietly as he reached up to move his headband that covered his eye up.

 

“I assume that you are Kakashi of the Sharingan. Did I get that right?” Zabuza hissed quietly, crouching down on the handle of the sword. Sasuke felt all the blood in his body freeze the instant the words ‘Sharingan’ left the rogue ninja’s mouth. 

 

Kakashi…. Of the Sharingan??? A million thoughts flashed through Sasuke’s head, each one gone in a second, but all of them had one thing in common, Kakashi wasn’t an uchiha…. So how in the hell did he get a Sharingan? 

He’d had to off…. Taken it from an Uchiha… but grave robbing? 

 

“That's a shame… I’m sorry, but you’ll be handing the old man over to me now.” Zabuza hissed. 

 

“Quick you guys, Manji formation. Protect Tazuna!” Kakashi commanded, hand still holding onto his headband, ready to uncover his eye at a moment’s notice. 

 

“And stay out of this fight. I taught you teamwork. Now use it. ” Kakashi added. He pulled his headband up, revealing a long scar that ran down through his left eye and when he opened it, a very familiar looking red iris appeared. Sasuke’s hands shook as he jumped back to get into form, half grabbing the back of Naruto’s jacket and yanking him back as well. They really were out of their league here. 

 

Well… I’m going to get to see the Sharingan in action a lot sooner than I anticipated… This… is an honor” Zabuza said. Naruto huffed angrily. 

“What the fuck is a Sharingan!” He hissed angrily, eyes instantly turning to Sasuke. 

 

“A Sharingan… is a rare power that the light of the eye generates and the pupil emanates the user of this visual jutsu or dojutsu is said to possess the vision to see through and instantly comprehend all genjutsu, taijutsu, and ninjutsu and is able to reflect them back onto the attacker. The Sharingan is a special, rare type of eye that is unique specifically to the Uchiha clan.”

 

“You got it right boy, but you only scratched the surface. The Sharingan can allow a user to analyze their opponent’s techniques and copy them. As for you jounin, in the assassination unit of the hidden mist, there was a Bingo Book that contained search information about you. We had a standing order to destroy you on site. The Bingo Book states that you’re the ninja who’s copied over a thousand jutsus… the great copy ninja Kakashi.”

 

“Wow, that’s so cool!” Naruto exclaimed.

 

“Enough talking, I need to exterminate the old man… NOW” Zabuza called out and Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all jolted into action, circling Tazuna, weapons drawn. Sasuke’s mind was whirling with questions. 

 

“Well, I guess I’ll have to go through Kakashi first to get him” Zabuza hissed and then he disappeared. Sasuke swallowed hard and gripped his kunai tighter. 

He prayed that Kakashi made it out of this alive so he could ask his questions. Naruto’s head jerked to the left. 

 

“He’s over there!” Naruto called and Sasuke turned his head to look in the same direction, just barely able to make out Zabuza’s form on the water, one arm raised above his head. 

 

“On the water!” Sakura called and Sasuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes. She may have been getting better in the teammate department, but she was still a damn slow ninja. 

 

Sasuke focused his attention on Zabuza, watching how he was building up chakra, and a fuck ton of it at that. Then… Zabuza disappeared in a cloud of mist. 

 

“He just vanished!” Naruto called out and Kakashi took a few steps forward. 

 

“Kakashi-sensei!” Sakura called out in alarm. Kakashi didn’t flinch 

 

“He’s coming after me first.” He replied. 

 

“Who is he…?” Sakura asked quietly. 

 

“He is Zabuza Momochi, an Anbu Black Ops member in the Hidden Mist and is known as ‘the silent killing’ technique expert.” okay, now Sasuke really didn’t like the sound of that. ‘Silent killing’ lovely. Lovely. Just GREAT. There’s no ninja combat during a c-rank he said. All you’ll have to do is escort the drunk bridge builder they’d said. It’ll be easy they said. Yeah well, fuck ‘em. They were all going to die here. 

 

“It's a killing skill that’s implemented in an instant in silence without any type of warning of any kind. It's so fast you pass into the afterlife without even knowing it. I haven’t fully mastered my Sharingan so I can’t completely neutralize it. So. don’t lower your guard.” Kakashi said quietly, sternly. Sasuke felt a shiver run up his spine at the tone of voice. 

 

“At least… If we fail, we’ll only lose our lives” Kakashi responded, deadpan. 

 

“How can you be so carefree!?” Sakura shrieked, voice bordering on hysteria. Kakashi didn’t reply. 

 

“The mist is getting thicker and thicker,” Naruto said quietly. 

 

“Well, we are surrounded by water” the bridge builder mumbled angrily. 

 

“Sensei!” Sakura suddenly called out and Sasuke whipped his head around to look for Kakashi. 

 

“8 points…” Zabuza hissed from somewhere above them. 

 

“Huh?!” Sakura cried out and Sasuke almost physically cringed at how loud she was. 

 

The larynx, the spine, the lungs, the liver, the jugular, subclavian veins, the kidneys, and the heart… Now, which vulnerable spot would be good?” Sasuke felt his heart leap in his chest. 

 

Kakashi ran through some hand signs that Sasuke didn’t recognize and whips of chakra sprouted from the ground and blew the fog away. Sasuke felt his blood go cold and his hands go numb.

 

The bloodlust here… I’ve never felt it be this strong… If this continues on like this… I’ll go mad… it feels like my life is stuck in limbo… No.. I can’t bear it… I’d rather die than feel this any longer…. 

His grip on his kunai tightened and as he raised it in his hands….

 

“Sasuke! Calm down, I’ll protect you with my life… All of you” Kakashi said firmly, back still turned, “I am not letting any of my comrades die here. ” Kakashi finished and punctuated his statement by turning and smiling at them, complete with his eyes crinkling up. Sasuke let out a breath of relief. 

 

“I wouldn't be too sure about that”  a gravelly voice spoke from behind Sasuke and his heart leaped up into his throat. 

 

Well. that's not good. 

 

In an instant, Kakashi was across the clearing and driving a kunai into the chest of Zabuza, but it wasn’t blood that seeped out of the wound, but water. The clone dissolved in a splash of water and another Zabuza appeared behind Kakashi. 

 

Sasuke opened his mouth to call out, but “Sensei! Behind you!!” Naruto beat him to it. 

Kakashi couldn’t react in time and all 3 genins watched in abject horror as the sword slid straight through Kakashi, splattering…. Water on the ground? Kakashi dissolved in an explosion of water and Sasuke’s eyes widened. He hadn’t even seen Kakashi perform any hand signs. 

Another Kakashi appeared behind Zabuza and held a kunai to his throat. 

 

“Its’ over Zabuza” He hissed quietly and Zabuza started to laugh. His laugh was akin to nails on a chalkboard and Sasuke felt like he’d been zapped with electricity, all his muscles pulled taunt and his skin prickled. 

 

“Do you really think that this is over? Do you think that by copying me like a monkey will really be enough to beat me? But I have to admit, you’re good. You had already copied my water clone jutsu when you made that speech. You had your clone make that speech to distract me while you hid in the mist. But you’ll have to do better than that!” Zabuza finished and spun around to be behind Kakashi and got ready to swing his sword again. 

He swung again and Kakashi ducked, but Zabuza was faster. He kicked Kakashi and sent him flying, straight into the water. Zabuza went after him, abruptly stopped, muttered something that Sasuke couldn’t quite hear then jumped straight into the water. 

 

His taijutsu is also great…. 

 

Kakashi rose out of the water slowly and Zabuza rose out of the water behind Kakashi and performed some hand sign and then suddenly Kakashi was stuck in a sphere of water. 

 

A few moments later and there were Zabuza water clones rising out of the water. Sasuke gulped. 

 

“You think wearing a headband makes you a ninja, but when you’ve hovered between life and death so many times that it doesn’t faze you anymore, then you may be called a ninja. When you've become so deadly your profile is entered in my Bingo Book then you may be called a ninja, but to call upstarts like you a real ninja is a joke” Zabuza disappeared again, only to reappear to kick Naruto straight in the chest. Sasuke’s heart dissolved in his chest only to be replaced by pure rage. 

 

“Listen to me! Just grab the bridge builder and run! He’s using all his power to keep me trapped in this prison so he can only attack you guys with his water clones, they can only go so far away from his body so if you run, eventually they can’t chase you.!” Kakashi screamed from his prison. Sasuke grit his teeth. Run? You want us to run? We lost that as an option the moment you got captured. Even if we ran, no matter how far we go… without you… we’d be defeated by Zabuza. If we try a manji transformation, he could get around it in an instant and it would be impossible to block his attacks. In the end, if we’re on our own, we’re finished. Our only chance of survival would be to rescue you…. 

 

“We’ve got to do it!” Sasuke rushed forward and threw shuriken at him. He jumped up in the air and headed straight for Zabuza, only to be captured by the throat and thrown backward. 

He barely registered Sakura screaming out his name. 

 

What he did register, however, was Naruto’s voice screaming and that had him back up on his feet, just in time to see Naruto running directly at the Zabuza clone. Sasuke’s heart was long dead at this point as he watched Naruto get absolutely fucking launched back at them. 

 

“Naruto! What were you thinking charging off on your own like that?!” Sakura cried out. Naruto slowly rose from the ground and it was then that Sasuke realized what he held in his hand… His headband. 

 

“Hey, freak with no eyebrows. Put this in your stupid Bingo Book. The ninja who will become Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves,” Naruto was fully standing now and he tied his headband back around his head, “He never backs down from a fight. His name is Naruto Uzumaki” Naruto all but growled out the last part before using the back of his hand to wipe away the blood that was dripping down his chin. He grinned menacingly. Sasuke could only stare in shock. 

 

“Hey Sasuke, I have a plan” Naruto spoke over his shoulder and Sasuke blinked a few times. 

 

“Oh, really? Let's hear it then” Sasuke responded, forcing his voice to stay even. Act like you aren’t scared. Naruto is counting on you. There’s no place for fear or hesitation on the battlefield. 

Notes:

One last time I just wanted to thank everyone who's commented and left Kudos.
I really don't think I would've gotten this far into this fic without all the encouragement and sweet comments! You guys really are the best and your comments give me LIFE. ;-; I'm so thankful for Ya'll!!!

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Chapter 8: Two Hearts Beating in Tandem

Summary:

Naruto and Sasuke make the perfect team,
Kakashi reveals the true power of the Sharingan,
and
a mysterious masked figure appears!

Notes:

Ahhhh!
Finally, Zabuza v. Kakashi Part 1 is complete!!

I try to keep a lot of the dialogue and everything else the same because this is essentially my retelling of Naruto as if Naruto and Sasuke started being friends when they first met.
Something that I changed though, is in the show Sakura is the one to explain what a tracker ninja is and in my story, Sasuke's taught Naruto what that is, thank you very much.

Side Note: I noticed that there was an error in chapter 6!! when the bridge builder comes in an insults Naruto I put that Sasuke had to fight to keep his Sharingan under control... which at this point and time he doesn't have it yet. SO, its been fixed!

As always, Enjoy and tell me what you think!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Okay, Sasuke! Listen up We’re gonna take this guy down!” Naruto’s said confidently. Sasuke nodded along and just prayed that Naruto actually had a plan. 



“Do you really think whatever plan you brats have come up with will be enough to stop me?” Zabuza growled. 

 

“What are you guys doing?! I told you to run! This fight was over the moment I got caught! Your mission is not to prove how brave you are! It’s to save the bridge builder! Have you forgotten that?!”  Kakashi screamed from his prison. Sasuke froze and Naruto huffed quietly before turning to the bridge builder. 

 

“Old Man??” He asked and the bridge builder grunted in response. 

 

“Well I.. I guess... This all happened because of me, because of my desire to live. But I won’t let that stand in the way anymore, forget about me. Do what you need to do to save your sensei!” He declared and Sasuke couldn't help but grin slightly. They had the green light to fight. Mission be damned. 

 

“Alright, You heard that?” Sasuke asked Naruto, who grinned menacingly in return. They returned their attention to the Zabuza clone and crouched. 

 

“Yeah! Believe it! You ready?” Naruto asked. Zabuza started laughing wildly.

 

“There you brats go again, playing ninja. When I was your age, this hand, this hand was already stained red with blood.” Zabuza hissed. All the blood drained out of Sasuke’s face. Stained with blood… like the floors of the dojo…. All the blood. 

 

“Zabuza, the demon” Kakashi growled out, breaking Sasuke out of his trance and Zabuza barked another laugh.

 

“Oh! So I was in your bingo book too!” He said in between laughs. 

 

Kakashi turned back to Sasuke and the others, “A long time ago, in the Mist Village, often called the town of Blood Mist, ninja candidates face their biggest hurdle.” Ah, yes, the lovely town of Blood Mist, because that sounds child-friendly and oh so safe. Sasuke really didn’t like where it sounded like this was going….  

 

“Ah, So you also know about that graduation exam” Zabuza replied. 

 

“What graduation exam?” Sakura asked. 

 

“What's the big deal anyway? We had graduation tests too!” Naruto called out angrily.

 

“Did you have to kill the other students to pass? Imagine young ninja like you, eating together, training together and then comes the final exam…. They have to kill each other.  You can’t stop while your opponent still breathes, he was your friend, he shared your dreams, and now it's him… or you…” Zabuza replied and Sasuke almost choked on his own spit. 

Sasuke tried to imagine what it would be like to kill Naruto, but the thought instantly made him feel sick to his stomach. 



“10 years ago, the Mist Village’s graduation exam was forced to undergo a drastic change. One year before, a dark evil had filled the school with terror.” Kakashi continued, pointedly ignoring Zabuza’s rant. 

 

“What's he saying? What evil? What kind of change? What caused the terror?” Sakura whispered to herself, panicked. Normally, Sasuke would be annoyed with her for sounding so damn scared , but his hands were shaking, so he understood the sentiment. 

 

“Without any pause or hesitation, one boy who was not even a ninja approached the class and took down the other students.” Kakashi finished and Zabuza continued laughing. 

 

They were really out of their fucking league now. Really really out of their fucking league. This man was a fucking monster…. And they were genin for fuck’s sake. 

 

“That sure was… fun.” The moment Zabuza finished his sentence he disappeared from view, only to reappear to elbow Sasuke directly in the stomach. 

The moment Sasuke hit the ground, Zabuza brought his elbow down, straight into Sasuke’s stomach and he choked, the taste of warm blood filling his mouth. 

 

“Sasuke!!” Sasuke could barely hear Sakura’s voice over the ringing in his ears. Why me first? Zabuza brought down his foot on Sasuke’s chest and pressed down. Sasuke cried out in pain as he felt his rips start to crack under the pressure. 

 

“You’re nothing… you should just… DIE” Zabuza screamed and raised his sword above his head. Well, this is it… It’s over for me… Stupid fucking C-rank mission. Stupid fucking stupid ass teammates. 

 

“Leave. Sasuke. Alone!” Someone screamed, oh, wait, that sounded like Naruto… 

 

“Ahh, Shadow Clones… and there's quite a few of them” Zabuza mumbled to himself. 

 

Sasuke struggled to stand, blood dripped down his chin, just in time to watch what had to be 100 Naruto’s diving on top of Zabuza. 

 

“You can’t defeat him! He’s too advanced!” Tazuna, what a lovely time to remember his name, called out. 

 

“Maybe not, but I'm not giving up! I still have this!” Naruto cried out, reaching into his bag and pulling something out. 

 

“Sasuke!” He screamed before chucking whatever it was he held in his hands to Sasuke. 

The moment Sasuke got a hold of it, the plan clicked into place. 

 

‘Ah, So that’s how you want to do this. Not bad Naruto. Not bad.’ Sasuke commended Naruto in his head and decided that if this worked and they actually survived this fight, he’d properly commend Naruto for his quick thinking. 

 

As the four blades clicked into place, Sasuke found himself actually grinning. He spun around quickly. 

 

This could work. Demon Wind Shuriken! Windmill of Shadows. 

 

“A shuriken? You’ll never touch me with that” Zabuza snorted. Sasuke grinned even wider as he launched himself into the air. He threw the shuriken directly at Zabuza, the real Zabuza. 

 

The real Zabuza grabbed a hold of the shuriken, stopping it in place. 

Then, came the next one. Shadow Shuriken Jutsu… 

Sasuke watched nervously as it headed straight for Zabuza, who jumped in the air so it would fly under him and behind him. 

 

Next, to him, Sasuke heard Sakura gasp and he couldn’t help but grin. She thinks it missed too. 

 

So Naive!” Zabuza called, right as the second shuriken transformed into Naruto. 

 

“Eat this!” Naruto screamed as he threw a kunai at Zabuza, forcing him to remove his hand from Kakashi’s water prison to dodge, only he couldn’t dodge completely, and instead, blood dripped out of a cut on his face. 

 

Zabuza turned towards Naruto, face contorted with rage, hand still spinning the shuriken he’d caught from Sasuke.

He swung it at Naruto but was stopped when it came into contact with Kakashi’s hand. 

 

“That was a really nice play Naruto” Kakashi complimented Naruto who grinned widely. 

 

“Thanks! I knew I couldn’t defeat him with my shadow clones, so they were just a distraction. I transformed myself into a shuriken and threw it to Sasuke. He could instantly tell that it was me and not the real deal, so he spun around really quickly to swap it out with his own. I hid in the shadow of the first one and headed straight for the real Zabuza!” He said excitedly, holding up a thumbs up. 

 

Sasuke couldn’t help but snort. 

“Don’t get too cocky! It was just luck!” He called over to Naruto, who stuck his tongue out in return. 

 

“It was just a fluke!” The bridge builder yelled and Sasuke snorted. Probably. Hell, if it had been anyone else, they probably wouldn’t have figured out what Naruto wanted them to do that quickly. 

 

“Hmph. I got distracted and lost my grip on the water prison” Zabuza said. 

 

“Don’t be cocky, you let go because you were forced to, ” Kakashi replied. 

 

“Your technique worked on me once, but it won’t work again,” Zabuza said

 

“So what’s it gonna be?” Kakashi replied. 

 

“Sakura, you know what to do” Sasuke muttered quietly as he moved to get in front of the bridge builder, arm out for Sakura to get behind him. She nodded and quickly moved into place. 

 

Zabuza and Kakashi suddenly jumped away from each other and Zabuza quickly began making hand signs, mumbling something the entire time. Kakashi’s eyes widened for a split second before he was copying Zabuza’s exact hand signs, almost in time with him. 

Sasuke could only stare, in complete awe of the power of the Sharingan. 

If only he could unlock his soon enough…

 

They finished at the same time and two dragons rose up out of the water. 

Water dragon…. 

The two dragons wrapped around each other, biting and attacking each other. 

 

Huge waves rippled out from where they stood and Sasuke felt his heart jump when he watched a huge wave roll over Naruto’s head, dragging him under the surface, but he didn’t have time to worry about Naruto because now there was a huge wave coming at them!

He braced himself and Sakura for impact and felt the water crash into him, momentarily knocking both of them off their feet. Sasuke scrambled back up on his feet and could only watch, mesmerized, as the two dragons crashed into each other and exploded, raining down around them. 

When the mist finally cleared, there stood Kakashi, holding up a kunai against Zabuza’s ginormous sword. 

 

The two jumped away from each other once again. Before circling each other. 

 

“He’s not just following. He’s moving the exact same way, at the same time” Tazuna said.

 

“That’s amazing! How’s he doing that Sasuke?!” Sakura exclaimed. Sasuke sighed, “It’s the Sharingan, it allows him to analyze and copy any jutsu almost instantly.” he said quietly. 

 

“Hmph, all you’re doing is copying me! Like a monkey!” Zabuza exclaimed

 

“You can’t beat me with cheap tricks! I’ll crush you!” they both finished at the same time and Zabuza’s eyes widened even further. 

 

Zabuza’s hands started to fly through hand signs faster than Sasuke had ever seen, “I’ll shut that copycat monkey mouth permanently!” Zabuza declared Just then, a giant water vortex appeared behind Kakashi and headed straight for Zabuza. 

 

The force of the vortex sent wave after wave of freezing water over Sasuke and Sakura. Sasuke struggled to see where Naruto went, but he couldn’t see him.

 

‘Why wear all that stupid fucking orange if I can’t fucking see you. 

It's okay, it's okay. Naruto knows how to swim… wait does he? Of course, he does... Itachi taught me how to swim and oh my god, Naruto probably doesn’t know how to swim.’ Sasuke’s thoughts were a jumbled mess as he searched for Naruto. 

 

While Sasuke couldn't see Naruto, what he did see was Zabuza being nailed with 4 kunai knives while Kakashi perched in the tree above him. 

Sasuke wasn’t close enough to hear what was being said but he saw Kakashi raise another kunai and aim it directly at Zabuza.

Then, everything happened so fast Sasuke really wasn’t sure what happened. 

 

Something flashed in the sunlight and then blood sprayed out of Zabuza’s neck and he crumbled over. 

 

“You’re right. That was his last battle” A slightly feminine voice called out very loudly. Sasuke followed the sound to see a person, who honestly couldn’t be older then they were, with a white mask obscuring their face. 

Sasuke noted that it had the symbol for the wave village on the forehead. Sasuke groaned inwardly. Another fucking ninja. Lovely. This is a blast. 

 

Kakashi jumped off of the branch he was on and placed two fingers against Zabuza’s neck. 

 

“He’s definitely dead” Kakashi mumbled. He looked up at the masked figure. 

 

“Thank you. I have been tracking Zabuza for quite a while now. Your fight gave me the opportunity I needed.” They said while bowing. Kakashi narrowed his eyes. 

 

“By your mask, I can see that you’re a tracker ninja from the Village Hidden in the Mist.”

 

“Impressive... You’re well informed” the masked person replied. 

 

“Aha tracker,” Naruto shouted. Sasuke let out a sigh of relief. Oh fucking thank god Naruto’s still alive. 

 

“Naruto! You don’t even know what that is! You missed that lesson in school” Sakura scolded and Naruto glared. Sasuke felt his eyebrow twitch. Every time he decided Sakura was okay, she pulled some dumb ass shit like this and--

 

“Yes, I do actually! Sasuke explained it to me! They’re the ninja who tracks down those who’ve turned against their village. They’re supposed to eliminate the rogues so they can’t give away village secrets!” He declared excitedly and Sasuke found himself blushing at the mention of his name. Now is really not the time to be gay Sasuke. 

 

“That is correct. I am an elite member of a tracking group from the Village Hidden in the Mist. I was tasked to find Zabuza and eliminate him.” they said. Naruto ran across the field to the masked person and stopped dead in his tracks, glaring up at them. 

 

“What is this? Who do you think you are?!” he screamed, after a moment of silence he continued, “Did you hear me!?” He screamed 

 

“Naruto that’s enough. He is not our enemy.” Kakashi stated plainly. Sasuke blinked and furrowed his brow. 

 

“But! Did you see what he did? He just took down Zabuza! Just like that! Zabuza was a monster and this kid… this kid who’s no bigger than me took him down in one move! Look at us! We’re just fumbling around! We don’t know anything! How can I accept that?!” Naruto’s hands were clenched at his sides. 

 

“Well, whether or not you choose to accept it Naruto… it still happened” Kakashi responded and Naruto’s face fell. 

 

“In this world, there are kids who are younger than you and yet… stronger than me.” Kakashi said quietly while ruffling Naruto’s hair. Sasuke watched as the wind swirled around the boy in the mask and he was gone, only to reappear next to Zabuza’s body, hoisting it up over his shoulder and the wind swirled again. 

 

“Your battle is over for now. Now I must deal with the remains. This body contains too many secrets. Please excuse me. Farewell” He said quietly before disappearing into thin air. 

 

Naruto gasped, “He disappeared!” He cried, taking off to look around. 

 

“Leave it be Naruto,” Kakashi called. Naruto screamed in frustration and fell to his knees, pounding his fists away at the dirt. 

 

“I can't! What are we doing here? We’re nothing! I can’t believe it! What even are we?!” Naruto screamed. Sasuke moved to step forward but Kakashi beat him to it and grabbed Naruto’s arm. 

 

“When you become a ninja, things like this will happen often. Save that anger Naruto, and apply it in the next battle.” He said calmly and Naruto let his hand fall back down to the earth. Naruto stood, quiet and trudged back over to stand next to Sasuke. 

 

“Alright, well, Technically our mission still isn’t finished. We have to get the bridge builder to his bridge” Kakashi said and Tazuna laughed in return. 

 

“I’m sorry for the trouble I’ve caused everyone! But uh, You all can rest at my house” Tazuna offered and everyone nodded. 

 

“Alright! Let's get a move on!” Kakashi said cheerfully as he turned away before freezing and collapsing in the dirt. 

 

“Kakashi-sensei!” Sakura was the first to scream and she darted forward to check on him.

Notes:

20% complete ;)

Chapter 9: Loser does the Laundry for a Month!

Summary:

Kakashi wakes up.
He suspects Zabuza will be back.
Inari, the grandson, makes an appearance.
Sasuke finally gets to ask his question.
and
The chakra control training begins!

Notes:

Okay so, I've been procrastinating this chapter because I really just.. didn't want to write it?
The other night I started writing what will essentially be like chapter 35...? (I got excited okay? It's like my favorite chapter, aside from the last one of course :))
and I've been working on the final chapter since I started this story and I'm really liking how my final chapter is turning out.
according to my outline, there should be roughly 40 chapters. (Although, I'm a little behind on that. technically this was supposed to be chapter 8 >_> ah well. we can't all be great at following outlines.)

I'm hoping I can get another chapter up this weekend, considering I... actually got the whole thing off!!! :)

As always, Let me know what you think! :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Waiting for Kakashi to wake up had to be on Sasuke’s list of things he hoped he never had to do again. 

Naruto was so damn impatient so he kept moving around which was fraying Sasuke’s barely left nerves by the second, Sakura’s insistent worried mumbling was driving him up the wall, and the bridge builder had been no help whatsoever. 

 

He growled and rubbed his temples in frustration. 

 

Kakashi groaned and Sasuke’s eyes snapped open and he stared at him. 

 

“Ugh… I think I overdid it with the Sharingan…” Kakashi moaned, cracking his one eye open. 

Questions were building on the tip of Sasuke’s tongue, but the bridge builder’s wife beat him to it. 

 

“Ah, How are you feeling?” She asked Kakashi who groaned as he sat up. 

 

“Maa, I’ve been better. It’ll probably be a week before I’m able to move normally again.” he finished the sentence by groaning and rubbing the back of his head. 

 

“Yeah, well then you should lay back down and rest ” she responded sternly and with a heavy sigh, Kakashi laid back down. 

 

“Ah! Sensei! Look, your Sharingan is amazing and all but if it puts that much strain on your body, maybe you shouldn’t use it!” Sakura scolded and behind her, Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

 

“Maaa, Sorry” Kakashi responded, not sounded the least bit sorry

“Ah, but you know.. He did take down one of the most powerful ninjas like that! So we should be safe for a while” the bridge builder exclaimed. 

 

“Yeah, but… that kid with the mask… what was he?” Sakura asked out loud 

 

“He was an ANBU black ops member from the Hidden Mist Village. The mask that he wore is only worn by those in ANBU.” Kakashi mumbled quietly, “It is their duty to erase all traces that a ninja ever lived. They’re tasked with erasing a ninja’s very existence. To extinguish their legacy and their body. They’re tasked with completely destroying a rogue ninja’s body because a ninja’s body contains all of their villages secrets… their healing techniques and that specific ninja’s chakra signatures. For example, if I were to be killed by an enemy, they could investigate my Sharingan and possibly learn all of the secrets to how it works. They may even be able to use the Sharingan if they took it from me.” Kakashi trailed off, sitting up and rubbing his one eye. 

 

“Sensei are you alright?” Naruto asked quietly, which seemed to jolt Kakashi out of his trance. 

 

“Oh, as I was saying… ANBU usually destroy the body on site, so there’s no room for error…”  he mumbled rubbing at his chin.

 

“Oh, is that important?” Sakura asked. 

 

“Well, think about it. Do you know what that boy did with Zabuza’s body?” Kakashi asked and Sasuke felt his stomach drop. Oh for fuck’s sake. Don’t tell me…

 

“We don’t know what he did! He took it away” Sakura responded and Sasuke groaned inwardly. 

 

“Think about the weapons the kid used to take him down... Do you remember what they were?” Kakashi asked and the answer hit Sasuke like a ton of bricks. 

 

“Throwing needles! No way” Sasuke breathed. Fucking hell. Nope. No way. We are going HOME. I’ve had enough of this fucking mission. 

 

“Exactly. None of it adds up!” Kakashi exclaimed. 

 

“What are you all yammering about? You destroyed that ninja!” The bridge builder exclaimed as he finally made his way into the room, daughter close behind. She held out a steaming cup of tea to Kakashi. 

 

“I don’t think that that's the case… I think… Zabuza’s alive! He’s got to be.” Kakashi responded and the daughter gasped and almost dropped the cup of tea she was holding. Kakashi gingerly took it out of her hands, nodded his thanks.

 

“I don’t understand! You checked his vitals. You said so yourself that he was dead!” Sakura cried out.

 

“Anbu are trained from the start on how to take down their enemy in one go, be it the heart or any vital organ, they’re trained to notice and identify all of their enemies weak points in one go. The needles the boy used are called Senbon, and they’re specifically designed to be non-lethal unless they hit a primary organ, of which the neck has none, but with the Anbu training, it probably wouldn’t be very hard to put the body into a death-like state with those needles. Then he carried Zabuza off somewhere else, despite the fact that had to weigh far more than he did. 

Honestly, I don’t think we’re safe at all. Zabuza will be back eventually.” Kakashi murmured, staring down at his cup of tea. 

 

“Come on… you’re overthinking this aren't you?” The bridge builder asked and Kakashi shrugged. 

 

“If something seems suspicious, make preparations before its too late. Hesitation leads to disaster. That's an ironclad rule of the shinobi.” Kakashi said firmly

 

“Sensei, You said prepare quickly before it’s too late? But how can we do that when you can barely move?” Sakura asked. Sasuke narrowed his eyes at his teacher. How indeed?

 

“I can still train you,” Kakashi said with a laugh. Beside Sasuke, Naruto snorted.

 

“Hold on a second! What good would that do? You barely managed to defeat him with your Sharingan! We have to be reasonable about this!” She cried out shaking her fists. 

 

“Sakura, why was I able to stop Zabuza? It was because you all helped me. All three of you have grown, especially Naruto.” Kakashi replied. Sasuke felt his cheeks grow warm under the praise and Naruto was practically vibrating in his seat. 

 

“So you’ve noticed Kakashi-sensei! Things are gonna get better, Believe it!” Naruto threw a fist in the air with a grin.

 

“No, I don’t believe it! Nothings gonna get better!” a small voice called from behind them. Sasuke turned around and came face to face with a small child, not much older than 6.

 

“Ah! Inari! Where have you been?!” The bridge builder exclaimed. 

 

“Grampa! Welcome back!!” the child, Inari , darted forward and threw his arms around the grey-haired man. 

 

“Inari! That was very rude! These ninjas came all this way and have already risked their lives to make sure your grandfather got home safely! Show them some respect!” the bridge builders daughter scolded Inari, who looked away and huffed. He looked over the group of ninja that sat in the room before stomping his foot down. 

 

“Mom! Don’t you see!? These people are gonna die! Gato’s gonna come with his men and wipe them out!” he cried out. 

 

Naruto was on his feet faster than Sasuke could register and he barely managed to grasp the back of Naruto’s jacket to hold him in place. 

“What did you say you brat?!” Naruto screamed and struggled to break out of Sasuke’s grip. 

 

“You listen here! I’m going to become a super awesome ninja who will one day be the Hokage of the leaf village! This Gato, or chocolato, or whoever is no match for a real ninja! He’s going down! Believe it!” Naruto declared, fist once again raised in the air. Inari scoffed at Naruto’s display before shrugging off his grandfather and running away. 

 

“Inagi!” His mother called after him, but she received no response. He was already gone. Naruto growled out loud to himself and ran his hands through his hair. He shook off Sasuke’s grip and muttered a quick, ‘I'll be right back’ and then Naruto too was gone. 

Sasuke sighed quietly to himself and glanced around the room. 

The bridge builder, Sasuke really needed to learn his name at some point or another, it was getting kind of rude at this point, was shuffling his way out of the room and Sakura had already jumped up, offering to help the bridge builder’s daughter to make dinner. Maybe he should try to learn her name too. After all, he was in their house. 

 

Once it was just Sasuke and Kakashi left in the room, Sasuke awkwardly cleared his throat. ‘ Oh god, oh god, okay here we go. I can’t exactly just straight up ask if he’s a grave robber’ Sasuke desperately tried to calm his racing heart. 

He turned his attention back to Kakashi who was setting down an empty cup, he looked up and raised an eyebrow at Sasuke. Sasuke blanched. 

 

“How did you get the Sharingan?” Sasuke blurted out and winced at his own tone. Way to go. 

 

It was a few tense seconds as Kakashi seemed to contemplate his answer before he sighed deeply. His hand came up to rest over his forehead protector, right over his left eye. 

 

“My… friend.. gave it to me… as an er… a parting gift you could say…” Kakashi mumbled quietly. 

He looked away, “I lost my left eye during a fight during the Third Shinobi World War and then shortly after… there was a cave in and my teammate, Obito, pushed me out of the way. He was crushed by the falling rocks and as a final goodbye… he gave me his eye… to replace the one I’d lost” Kakashi continued to hold his hand up over his left eye as if he was remembering the pain all over again. Sasuke swallowed, hard. 

He honestly didn’t know what he’d been expecting when he’d asked, but it certainly wasn’t this. 

 

Sasuke opened his mouth to apologize, to say anything , but then the door flew open and a grumpy looking Naruto trudged in. 

He plopped down onto the floor and crossed his arms across his chest and pouted. 

Sasuke almost, almost , laughed in relief. 

 

“Hn. What’s wrong dobe?” Sasuke asked, nudging Naruto in the ribs with his elbow. Naruto hummed and pulled his knees up to his chest, tucking his chin into them. 

 

“Nothin,” Naruto mumbled and Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

 

“So, About that training,” Kakashi spoke up, drawing Sasuke’s attention away from Naruto. 

Just as Sasuke opened his mouth to speak, Sakura was calling them for dinner. 

 

****

After they ate, Team 7 soon found themselves outside in the woods. 

 

“So, Now the training begins!” Kakashi exclaimed, eye crinkling as he clapped his hands together. 

 

“First, let's go over a basic review of Chakra power for a ninja. Would anyone like to explain?” Kakashi said. He leaned heavily on his crutches. 

 

“Oh oh-oh! Me I know!” Naruto exclaimed. Kakashi nodded him on. 

“There’s two types of chakra! Uhhhhh. Body and soul?” Naruto exclaimed although he ended it with a question. He glanced over at Sasuke who shook his head... 

 

“It's Physical and Spiritual. Usuratonkachi.” Sasuke muttered and Naruto’s face turned a bright red. 

 

“Hey! It’s close enough! But I mean, who cares if we know all the technical stuff. I know how to work it.!” Naruto crossed his arms and pouted. Sasuke fought back a grin. 

 

Kakashi sighed and slumped over slightly. 

 

“Sakura? Would you explain?” He asked her and she lit up. 

 

“Sure! Okay listen up now, I’ll put it as simple as possible so even Naruto can understand” Sakura said brightly and Sasuke felt his eyebrow twitch. He wanted to scream at Sakura and anyone else who doubted Naruto. ‘It’s not that Naruto’s stupid! He has trouble fucking reading because none of you sorry fucks taught him how too, so he’s behind!’ 

 

Sasuke’s mind drifted back to the days he’d spent teaching Naruto how to read. 

It was awful because Naruto couldn’t focus for shit and Sasuke had spent so. Much. money. 

He’d had to bribe Naruto with ramen just to get him to pay attention long enough to get a few words down. 

Naruto could read basic things now, but he still brought in more complicated things like when they completed their first mission, about 10 fucking days ago, Naruto had flopped onto their shared bed and screamed into a pillow for about 10 minutes straight because he couldn't read the outline. 

‘Why is this even a thing?! Who is going to need this in the future?! When I become Hokage I’m not going to make ninja fill out these stupid things every time they rescue a cat from a tree!! Ahhhhh!’ ‘Because, if we get used to writing them now, we’ll be able to write the harder ones later. Dobe’ 

 

Sasuke tuned back in just in time to watch Kakashi start walking up the tree. 

Fuck. I missed the entire explanation. 

Whatever. I’m sure it wasn’t that important. 

 

“That's so cool! He’s just walking up the side of the tree like he’s on the ground!!” Naruto exclaimed and Sakura nodded along with him, just as excited. 

 

“But, Sensei, I don’t understand. How will this help us fight Zabuza?” Sakura asked. Sasuke looked up at Kakashi. 

 

“Chakra control is something that is very difficult to master and even expert ninja have trouble with it. Controlling your chakra and focusing it on one specific part is very difficult, especially in the soles of your feet. Basically, If you can master chakra control, it should technically be possible for you to master any jutsu. In theory of course. The second aim is to maintain that combined chakra. Ninja combine chakra all the time in battle and the control and maintenance of chakra becomes very difficult. Anyways. Nothing really gonna happen with me saying this and that. You'll need to learn it with your bodies.” Kakashi finished and threw kunai onto the ground, “There. Use those kunai and mark the tree at the highest point you can climb without using your hands, and then try to go higher than that. At first, you'll need to gather as much momentum as possible so you’ll have to run at the tree and run as high as you can go to get used to it. You got it?! Ready? Set? GO!” 

 

Sasuke picked up his kunai and closed his eyes. He focused on gathering chakra in the soles of his feet. Got it. 

He took off running at the tree and managed to get a good bit up the side of the tree before he gathered too much chakra in the soles of his feet and the tree beneath him splintered and pushed him back. He flipped backward and landed on his feet. Casting a glance to his side he watched as Naruto writhed around on the ground clutching the back of his head. He must’ve fallen. 

 

“Hey! This is pretty easy! It’s actually kinda fun!” Sakura called from above everyone. She was sitting on a tree branch near the top of her tree. Sasuke set his jaw. 

Naruto whistled. 

“Way to go Sakura!! I told you that you had the best chakra control!! Believe it!” Naruto called up at her and she grinned and waved before sticking her tongue out at Sasuke. 

 

“It seems that Sakura has the superior chakra control. She might be the closest one to becoming a Hokage… unlike someone else. And I guess the Uchiha Clan isn’t that great after all.” Kakashi said. Sasuke grit his teeth. How fucking dare he. He glanced at Naruto and saw he also had his jaw clenched and brow furrowed. Oh god, Oh fuck. Naruto’s pissed. 

 

“Loser does the laundry for a month AND has to buy the winner a meal of choice?” Naruto asked with a grin and Sasuke couldn’t help but return it. 

 

“Oh, it's fucking on Usuratonkachi,” Sasuke growled. The moment he finished speaking, both boys were off, racing towards their trees. 

Notes:

pssst. pssst. Who do you think gonna have to do the laundry? :/

Also, we're like 22% done :)

Chapter 10: Shh, Don't Tell Sasuke!

Summary:

Sasuke and Naruto try chakra control again,
Sakura asks questions she shouldn't
Tazuna tells Inari's story,
and Naruto spills the beans.

Sasuke's poor heart can't take much more.

Notes:

Hi!
I hate this chapter! :')
I can't tell yall how many times I rewrote this particular chapter, or how long I spent on it.
I STILL don't really like it.
but I figured its just best to move on. ;_;

Please let me know what you think!

Chapter Text

They each tried about a total of 6 more times before they both collapsed on the ground next to each other. 

 

“Sakura-Chan!” Naruto called from his place on the ground. 

Sakura swung down from the tree branch she was on, landing gracefully of course , on her feet in front of them. 

“What?” She asked. 

Sasuke was pretty irritated and dare he even say, jealous, that Sakura of all people had the better chakra control. 

But he was satisfied when he noticed she was panting just like they were. 

Naruto groaned and pulled himself up to a sitting position. Then, he clasped his hands together. 

“Can you give us any tips?” Naruto pleaded and cast a cautious glance at Sasuke who scowled. Sasuke opened his mouth to tell them both that he didn’t need any ‘tips’ but he knew that would be wrong. 

He did need help, he clearly wasn’t getting it anytime soon and Sakura clearly had it down. 

 

So maybe Sasuke was just the slightest bit grateful that Naruto had gone ahead and asked for both of them because God knows that Sasuke would’ve never asked. 

The Uchiha never ask for help, it makes them seem weak. 

 

“Ah. Ah I mean yeah sure I can” Sakura said shyly, face turning a bright shade of red. 

 

“Yahoooo!” Naruto cheered and Sasuke felt his lips pull up into a smile. 

 

“Okay so basically what you have to do is….” 

 

******



It was well past dark now and both boys weren’t any closer than they had been before. 

Kakashi and Sakura had long since left, called in for dinner, and while Sakura’s tips had gotten Sasuke slightly higher than his first few marks, he still couldn’t get his chakra under control. 

 

Finally, Sakura came outside screaming that if they didn’t get their butts inside they could starve. 

 

“Race you to the house? Loser has to use the sleeping bag that smells weird?” Sasuke asked with a grin as he pulled Naruto up to stand. 

“Oh, its on Teme,” Naruto replied and Sasuke grinned mischievously. And then he was gone. Already running. 

Naruto lurched into action and took off after Sasuke, laughing. 

“Cheater!” Naruto screamed after him and Sasuke turned halfway to call back “All’s fair in love and war!” 

Sasuke felt his face start to heat up after that statement and he turned back around and continued to run when he was suddenly tackled to the ground. He twisted and saw Naruto grinning down at him. After a second or two Naruto disappeared in a puff of smoke and the real Naruto ran past Sasuke laughing. 

 

Sasuke scrambled up to his feet and took off again. 

“No fair!” Sasuke yelled and Naruto only laughed in response as he hit the porch first. 

He turned around and waited until Sasuke was up at the door, doubled over and wheezing. 

“All’s fair in love and war,” Naruto replied with a wink before making his way into the house. 

 

Sasuke rolled his eyes and grinned to himself as he followed Naruto inside. Sasuke wasn’t blushing. Of course, he wasn’t. 

 

****

Sasuke and Naruto finished eating in record time and Naruto offered to wash the dishes, an offer which Tazuna’s granddaughter accepted with little resistance. Sasuke huffed at Naruto’s kindness. He heaved himself out of his chair and helped Naruto to clear the table. 

 

“What’re you doing Teme?” Naruto asked as Sasuke snatched a plate out from under his hand. 

Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

“Obviously I’m helping you. Dobe. You’d break all her plates if I let you do it alone” he replied with a smirk and Naruto glared. 

 

“Not true!!” He exclaimed, but the blush on his face said otherwise. Sasuke grinned and grabbed a towel. 

“Come on. I’ll dry them if you wash ‘em” he replied, twisting the towel in his hands. 

 

Naruto, still glaring , marches over and started the sink. 

 

They washed the dishes mostly in silence, save for Naruto’s incessant humming. 

Sasuke told Naruto to go ahead and go shower and he would put up the dishes. 

 

Once he’d put up all the dishes Sasuke turned around and looked around the kitchen. 

It had been so long since he had dinner with anyone other than Naruto. 

It was… nice. 

 

Sasuke made his way upstairs to the room Team 7 was sharing. 

He bumped into a freshly showered Naruto on the way. 

Naruto grinned at him and Sasuke balked because Naruto was shirtless. 

 

“Hey! Showers all yours ... is something wrong?” Naruto asked, snapping Sasuke back to reality. 

Sasuke shook his head quickly and darted into the room behind Naruto. 

Sasuke grabbed his clothes and ran into the bathroom.

Hastily, he shut and locked the door behind him. 

 

***

 

After his shower, Sasuke headed back to their shared room. 

He tiptoed his way over Sakura and past Kakashi, who was already asleep. 

 

Sasuke looked around for his sleeping bag. The smelly one, per the bet. 

But he couldn’t find it, so he resigned to just sleeping on the floor.

Naruto’s eyes shot open the moment Sasuke sat down and Sasuke mentally cursed himself. 

 

Naruto grinned over at him before unzipping his sleeping bag and motioning for him to come over there. 

Sasuke rolled his eyes and put on a show of heaving a large sigh before he crawled over and slid into the sleeping bag next to Naruto, zipping it up behind him. 

It took a few minutes of adjusting before it was finally… comfortable enough. 

 

Sasuke was on his back and Naruto had wrapped his arms and legs around Sasuke like a snake. 

Naruto’s favorite way to sleep apparently. 

 

It was Sasuke’s too

 

Naruto craned his neck and Sasuke held back a shiver as Naruto’s breath fanned across his neck. 

“You didn’t think I’d really let you sleep in that smelly old sleeping bag did you?” Naruto asked before snuggling his head up on Sasuke’s chest. 

 

Sasuke prayed to whatever deity was listening that Naruto couldn’t hear how fast his heart was beating. 

 

*****

 

The next morning Sasuke woke up alone in the sleeping bag. 

As he sat up and rubbed at his eyes, he wondered just how Naruto had managed to get out without waking Sasuke up. 

 

The smell of bacon and eggs assaulted Sasuke’s nose and he found his mouth watering. 

 

He let his nose lead him downstairs and into the kitchen. 

Sasuke almost stumbled when he caught sight of Naruto in a frilly pink apron… frying bacon. 

 

Naruto was standing next to the bridge builders daughter, who was frying eggs and the two were laughing as they talked back and forth. 

 

Naruto caught sight of Sasuke and turned and waved his tongs in the air. 

 

“Good morning Teme!” Naruto said with a grin. 

“Nice apron Usuratonkachi,” Sasuke commented. He intended to embarrass Naruto, but Naruto only laughed and stepped away from the stove to spin. 

 

“You like it? Tsunami-san let me borrow it!” Naruto exclaimed excitedly. 

Ah, Tsunami must be The bridge builders daughters name. 

 Just then the bacon grease popped and Naruto spun around in a panic and started to flip the bacon. 

 

Sasuke yawned and sat down at the table. 

He glanced around. 

 

“Where, are Sakura and Kakashi?” Sasuke asked. 

 

“They went with Tazuna-San into town really early. They should be back just in time for breakfast!” Naruto responded without looking up. 

 

Sasuke rested his chin on his hand and watched as Naruto busied himself with the bacon. 

Just as Sasuke was about to fall asleep at the table, he was woken up by a clank. 

He blinked lazily and Naruto who was grinning widely. 

Sasuke glanced down and saw that Naruto had placed a steaming mug of coffee in front of him. 

 

Sasuke hummed gratefully and took a sip. 

Just the way he liked it. 

 

“I’ll go get Inari!” Naruto announced as he untied his apron and handed it back to Tsunami-san. 

The front door opened and closed and in walked a solemn-looking Sakura followed by Kakashi, who was still using the crutches, then finally Tazuna himself. 

 

“Oh! You guys are back just in time! Have a seat!” Tsunami-san clapped her hands together and smiled. 

Sakura took a seat next to Sasuke and Kakashi sat on the other side of him, Tazuna took his place at the right end of the table and Tsunami-san started to serve everyone. 

 

A few moments later, there was a huge crashing noise and a yell that sounded suspiciously like Naruto. 

Then a grinning Inari came marching into the kitchen and slid into his seat in front of Sakura. 

Naruto flew around the corner just a few seconds later, eyes narrowed, and a very large red mark on his forehead. 

Inari tried to stifle his laughter with his hand. 

 

Naruto stalked over and dropped himself into the seat across from Sasuke. 



They mostly ate in silence and as they were clearing the table Tazuna announced that tomorrow morning, the bridge construction would continue. 

 

“Hey, Sasuke! Wanna go train?” Naruto asked while readjusting his headband. Sasuke rolled his eyes, but followed Naruto, nonetheless. 

 

****

 

They practiced chakra control all. Day. and nothing. Naruto barely made it higher than his initial attempts and Sasuke had busted up the trunks of all of his trees. 

 

Defeated, they both trudged back to the house for dinner, all races and bets forgotten. 

 

****

 

Dinner went on as normal, they ate mostly in silence and Sasuke and Naruto offered to do the dishes afterward. 

“Ah, I’m really liking having you guys here. It’s so nice to let someone else do the dishes for a change” Tsunami-san said with a sigh as she relaxed into a kitchen chair. 

 

Then, Sakura spoke up, “Hey, this picture looks like it was torn. Inari, you kept glancing at it all through dinner. It looks like there was another person but they were torn out?” Sakura asked, glancing over her shoulder. 

Out of the corner of his eye, Sasuke saw both Naruto and Inari stiffen. 

 

Did… Did Sakura just ask about who was torn out of a picture? Didn’t she know to like… not do that?

 

“That’s my husband,” Tsunami-san said quietly. 

 

“He was once called a hero” Tazuna added. Suddenly, Inari shoved his chair away from the table and stood. 

 

“Inari? Where are you going?!” She called, but he didn’t answer, just kept walking. 

He opened the front door and closed it behind himself. Tsunami-san huffed and hurried after him. 

As she opened the door she glanced over her shoulder. 

“Father you know you can’t talk about him like that in front of Inari!” and with that, she too left. 

 

“Inari is so… I mean… what happened to him?” Sakura asked and Sasuke felt Naruto stiffen next to him. 

 

“Is there a story behind it?” Kakashi asked evenly. Tazuna grunted. 

 

“Well, He wasn’t Inari’s birth father, no, he came into our life later than that. In those days… Inari was a child who laughed all the time. They were very close, but then, all that ended. Inari never laughs or smiles anymore. Ever since the day that everything changed. The word courage was stolen from this island and we were left powerless and Inari suffered the most. Ever since it happened.”  Tazuna had tears in his eyes and Sasuke’s stomach twisted. 

 

Here we go with the tragedies. Can’t get enough of them. 

 

“What happened to Inari?” Naruto asked, voice a half growl. Tazuna half sighed and continued, “First, I need to tell you about Inari’s father. The man who taught us the word courage. The man who was a hero in this land.” 

 

“A hero?” Naruto asked quietly. Tazuna nodded in response 

 

“Well, you can decide that for yourself. He came here 3 years ago… Inari was being bullied by other kids in the village and they had taken his dog away. They threw the dog in the water and then they pushed Inari in too. Inari couldn’t swim and he would’ve drowned had it not been for him. His name was Kaiza and he pulled Inari out of the water and watched over him until he woke up. Kaiza was a simple fisherman who had come to this land in search of his dreams. After he saved Inari, they were inseparable. Inari had never known his real father, so for him, Kaiza was his father. He looked up to him and followed in his footsteps. Kaiza spent more and more time with us until he naturally became a part of our family.” 

 

Sasuke glanced over at Naruto, who caught him looking almost immediately and smiled at him. Sasuke felt his face grow hot and he immediately looked away. 

 

“Then, when the village needed him, he became something more. See, there was a heavy storm and the current ended up being so strong that it blew open the flood gates and if left unattended, would completely destroy District D, the lower district of the village. Someone would have to go out there and attach the rope to the other side of the gate and pull it shut, but the current was so strong that no one wanted to do it… so, Kaiza volunteered. He tied a rope to his waist and swam out, tying the rope to the gate, they were able to close it. After that, the village referred to Kaiza as a hero. He really became a father that Inari was proud of. But then… Gato set his sights on the village and he terrorized the village. Kaiza was the only one who stood up to him and it took all of Gato’s forces to stop him. Gato aimed to make an example out of Kaiza…. So he executed him in front of the whole village…. Including Inari. Since then, Inari hasn’t been the same… as well as Tsunami and the townspeople.”

 

Suddenly, Naruto stood from his chair, hands balled into fists at his side. Naruto turned and immediately tripped, falling flat on his face. 

 

“Naruto! What are you doing?” Sakura asked. Naruto pushed himself up on shaky arms. 

 

“Naruto, You should give up on training. You’ve used up too much chakra if you overdo it… you could die” Kakashi said. Naruto sat up and glared. 

 

“I’m gonna prove it!” he declared. 

 

“Prove what?” Sakura asked 

 

“I’ll prove that. It's true. That in this world. Hero’s exist.” Naruto smiled and struggled to stand. Sasuke rubbed at the bridge of his nose. 

 

“You can do that in the morning dobe. You need to rest.” Sasuke muttered angrily as he helped Naruto to stand. Naruto huffed annoyed but allowed himself to be half carried upstairs to their shared room. 

Naruto was asleep before he hit the floor. Sasuke went to step away, to find his sleeping bag , but Naruto had a death grip on the back of Sasuke’s shirt. 

Not wanting to wake Naruto, or rip his good shirt, its the only one Naruto hasn’t ruined in the wash in one way or another, Sasuke resigned to his fate of sleeping in the sleeping bag with Naruto again. Not that he was really complaining. 

 

The next morning when Sasuke woke up, Naruto was nowhere to be found. 

Sasuke wandered downstairs and found Sakura and Kakashi sitting at the table. No blond in sight. 

 

“Where's Naruto?” Sasuke asked with a yawn and Kakashi looked up from his book and shrugged. 

“Thought he was still asleep,” he muttered as he turned the page. 

 

“That Naruto I swear! He’s gonna kill himself if he doesn’t stop overdoing it! Seriously!” Sakura exclaimed. 

Sasuke felt his eye twitch. That fucking idiot went out to train… alone!?

 

“I’m going to find the idiot” Sasuke grumbled. He pushed through the front door and left the house. 

Sasuke wandered through the woods, keeping an eye out for the bright orange jumpsuit. 

 

Eventually, Sasuke spotted Naruto sitting in the grass, leaning against a tree. 

Naruto didn’t glance up as Sasuke approached and soon enough Sasuke realized that Naruto was, in fact, asleep again. 

Lovely. Dumbass. 

 

Sasuke reached down and gently shook Naruto’s shoulder. He awoke with a start. 

 

“Huh? Sasuke? Where did that really pretty boy go?” Naruto asked with a yawn and Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Above them, birds chirped. 

 

“What pretty boy?” Sasuke asked skeptically and Naruto blinked sleepily up at him. 

 

“You know. The one with the long black hair. He was cuter than Hinata-chan. He was just here. I swear. We were talking... You know.. About our precious people and…” Naruto slumped over again and snored lightly. Sasuke rolled his eyes as he went to hoist Naruto up to carry him bridal style, except, Naruto didn’t seem to want to be carried because he instead pulled on the front of Sasuke’s shirt and yanked him down onto the ground with him. 

Sasuke landed with an oof and groaned in pain. 

Half sleepy Naruto wrapped himself around Sasuke and cracked open his right eye, rubbing it with his fist. 

 

“Hey, wanna hear a secret?” Naruto mumbled, half asleep. 

 

“Hn. what?” Sasuke asked and Naruto sent him a sleepy smile before pulling Sasuke’s head toward himself. 


“Sasuke’s my precious person, but shhhhh don’t tell Sasuke, he might get embarrassed. Hmph. Goodnight” Naruto mumbled and patting Sasuke's cheek he snuggled his face into his neck, leaving Sasuke laying there in the soft glow of the morning, trying to figure out just what the fuck that means.

and wait.... cuter than Hinata-chan?!?

Chapter 11: We can only Hope its the Latter

Summary:

They reach the top of the tree,
Zabuza reappears for round 2,
Naruto comes to Sasuke's rescue,
and
Kurama makes a brief appearance.

Notes:

Hi! So, I'm sorry that this chapter took so long!
I've had a lot, like a lot a lot, of trouble writing this chapter.
I really struggled with how I wanted it to go and I'm still not like... really satisfied, but I feel like I'm never going to be fully satisfied with this chapter, so I might as well get it over with and post it.
I'm sorry if the fighting or just this chapter, in general, seems choppy. this is more or less my practice at writing fight scenes because I'm just... so so bad at them. ;-;

Anyways, please let me know what you think! I live for y'all's comments. They really do make writing all this worth it!!!
and I wanted to take this time to say that it's okay if you comment on every single chapter!! hearing your thoughts as you go makes it worthwhile!! You Arent Annoying!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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One last thing! It's not very clear during the flashback because I didn't put in anything other than the words spoken so This is Naruto, and this is Haku. You'll see what I mean! 

Also, my Tumblr is PharmercyTechnician! If you wanna come yell at me on there ;) 

 

 

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At some point during his time being held hostage, Sasuke must’ve fallen asleep because he woke up to the sound of Naruto cursing. 

He rubbed his eyes and sat up. 

 

“Oh! Sasuke! Good morning!” Naruto’s voice sounded from above him. 

Sasuke looked up. 

Naruto was sitting on the branch above Sasuke, leaning over the side. Naruto slid down the side so he flipped around and was hanging upside down. He stood up so that he was standing flat-footed on the bottom of the tree trunk. 

 

“Naruto. Are you upside down?” Sasuke asked, voice still thick with sleep. He rubbed his eyes again to make sure that what he was seeing was, in fact real. 

 

“Yup! Figured it out a few minutes ago actually,” naruto crosses his arms and grinned, “I still can’t reach the top of the tree yet but this is pretty cool right?! It’s like Gato WHO!?” Naruto basically shouted the last part and threw his hands up in a fighting position. Sasuke snorted and rolled his eyes at his antics. 

Then, there was a faint popping noise and Naruto crashed, head first, into Sasuke’s lap. 

 

Sasuke groaned in pain as Naruto nervously rambled off apologies at lightning speed. 

He scrambled off of Sasuke and stood in front of him rubbing the back of his neck.  

 

“Like I said… I don’t really have the hang of it yet. But I’m getting there. Hah.” Naruto declared with a smile. He stuck his hand out and pulled Sasuke to his feet. 

 

“Wanna try?!” Naruto asked. Sasuke yawned in response, “you’re on.” 

 

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Sasuke wasn’t sure how many more times they tried before Naruto huffed dramatically and threw himself on the ground. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at his antics. 

Naruto shifted around so he was sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed. 

 

“What are you doing usura—” Sasuke started to ask, but he was rudely interrupted by Naruto shushing him. 

 “shhhhhh. I’m meditating”  Naruto hissed. Sasuke rolled his eyes before joining Naruto in meditation. 

 

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“Okay, so you need to imagine that your chakra is flowing through your body. You've gotta feel it.” 

 

Sasuke closed his eyes and tried to imagine it like Sakura had said. He imagined that his chakra was flowing through him like a river, he imagined it building up in the bottoms of his feet. 

 

Once he was sure he had it right he opened his eyes, fighting to keep his chakra just the way it was. He glanced to his right, where Naruto had just stood up as well. Naruto flashed his signature grin. Sasuke returned it and they were off. 

 

Climbing to the places where he’d placed the slash marks was easy, the harder part came after, when he tried to go higher , but this time, his chakra held and he kept climbing. 

Sasuke ran up the tree, higher and higher than he had before and before he knew it, he was at the top. 

 

Ecstatic, Sasuke turned to Naruto’s tree to find Naruto standing at the top of his tree already, panting. 

They both grinned at each other. 

 

“We did it! And I won!!” Naruto cheered, throwing his hands in the air. Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

 

“Hn. Dobe. Let's get home before Sakura decides to lock us out” he replied. Naruto snorted before gripping the branch below him and swinging himself down. 

 

“I want ramen as my meal!!” Naruto called from below and Sasuke really did laugh at that because he really didn’t expect anything less from Ichiraku’s number 1 customer.

 

With a final chuckle and a roll of his eyes, Sasuke started to swing his way down as well. 

 

Sasuke made it to the ground first and Naruto followed shortly after, only he met the ground with his face. Sasuke couldn't help the snort that escaped. Naruto quickly sat up and glared at Sasuke.

 

“Don’t laugh at me!! I’m out of energy! That was exhausting.” Naruto whined. Sasuke shook his head, laughing, before helping Naruto to stand. 

 

He swung Naruto’s arm over his shoulder and half carried him back to the house. 

 

“We made it to the top of the tree” Sasuke declared as he drug himself and an already half asleep Naruto through the door. Kakashi raised his one eyebrow. 

 

“Congratulations,” Kakashi said disinterestedly. 

 

“I knew you could do it Sasuke-Kun!” Sakura said grinning.  

 

Sasuke glanced over at Naruto, who was definitely asleep now . “Yeah, we did it, I’m gonna take Naruto up to bed. He overdid it.” Sasuke finished before dragging Naruto upstairs. 



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Sasuke let out a quiet sigh as he slid out of the sleeping bag he’d been sharing with Naruto. 

Naruto didn’t stir.

 

He’ll probably be out of it all day today. Hn. Dobe really did overdo it yesterday. But, still, they did make it to the top of the tree. 

 

The thought made Sasuke’s chest feel warm. Even though he’d lost, they’d both still managed to do it. 

And Sasuke would be lying if he said he wasn’t at least a little excited for their ramen trip.  

 

Honestly, Sasuke would’ve picked Ichiraku’s even if he had won. The look on Naruto’s face would’ve been worth it. 

 

“Is Naruto still sleeping?” Kakashi asked as Sasuke walked into the kitchen. Sasuke nodded as he yawned and Kakashi nodded. Kakashi turned to Tsunami-san. 

 

“I guess we leave Naruto in your care. He overdid it yesterday, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he slept all day” Kakashi said and Sakura snorted. 

 

“Leave it to Naruto to sleep a whole mission away.” She snickered, only to shut up immediately when she caught sight of the look on Sasuke’s face. 

 

“Hn. let's just get this over with” Sasuke muttered darkly. A hand clamped down on the top of his head. He looked up to see Kakashi’s smiling face. At least, Sasuke thinks he’s smiling when he looks like that. 

 

“Maa, it looks like one of my students isn’t a morning person” Kakashi drawled and Sasuke ducked out of Kakashi’s reach.  All this time together and he’s just now noticing?

 

“Whatever. Let's just go” Sasuke growled. The quicker they got this mission over with, the better. 

Then, Sasuke and Naruto could go home and go back to their routine of training and having dinner together. 

 

“Maa. whatever you say Sasuke- kun ~” Kakashi replied. He made it a point to ignore Sasuke’s intense glare as he walked past him and swung the front door open. 

 

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The walk to the bridge build site was short and quiet, almost too quiet . Sasuke kept his eyes open for any sign that Zabuza could be coming back, but he wasn’t seeing anything. 

And from the looks of it, neither was Kakashi. 

Well. that could be either good or very bad. 

 

The moment Sasuke stepped foot on the bridge, he realized that it was, in fact, the latter. 

Sasuke grit his teeth as he laid eyes on the bridge workers that lay in crumpled piles on the unfinished bridge. 

“What the hell…?” Tazuna growled. 

 

The fog started to close in on them. Sasuke swallowed hard and gripped his kunai in his hand so hard his knuckles went white. 

This time. This time was going to be different. 

 

This time. He was going to destroy Zabuza. 

 

“I knew he was still alive… he just couldn't wait for round 2” Kakashi hissed. 

 

“Sorry, I kept you waiting Kakashi. I see you still have those brats with you.” Zabuza’s steely voice seemed to surround them completely, making it near impossible to determine where he was. Looking around frantically will only make you look like a scared child. Stay calm. 

Sasuke’s hands were shaking slightly from the force he was holding his Kunai with. 

 

“Look, that one even still trembling… Pathetic.” Zabuza hissed out. Sasuke didn’t have to think hard to know that the rogue ninja was talking about him. 

About a dozen Zabuza clones rose out of the still water on the bridge. Sasuke gripped his kunai even tighter and allowed a smirk to form on his face. 

 

“Oh. It’s not fear. It’s excitement” Sasuke half growled and for a split second, Zabuza’s eyes widened. 

 

“Go ahead, Sasuke” as soon as the words were out of Kakashi’s mouth, Sasuke was surging forward, destroying every clone in the area. 

Suddenly, the kid with the mask appeared next to Zabuza. Sasuke grit his teeth. 

 

“I knew it! You were a fake!” Sakura cried out. 

 

“So all that about honor and your village was bull huh?” Tazuna sneered. Kakashi simply shook his head. 

 

“Hiding behind a mask is cowardly,” Kakashi called out. Sasuke couldn't resist the urge to roll his eyes. Really Kakashi? Are you really qualified to be saying that right now? 

 

“He’s mine,” the boy in the mask said quietly as he stepped forward. Sasuke adjusted the grip on his kunai and surged forward. 

 

Suddenly, the boy in the mask was behind him. He shoved and sent Sasuke skidding across the bridge. Sasuke was quick to spin around and throw his kunai directly at his masked opponent. 

 

The boy sidestepped it easily and in a flash, was across the bridge with a senbon to Sasuke’s neck. 

 

“Do you really think that you have the advantage?” The boy with the mask stepped close to Sasuke and leaned in to whisper in his ear, “Look around you. we’re surrounded by water. You really don’t stand a chance.”

 

I gotta get away from him’ Sasuke thought. Wait. The chakra training! Whenever he’d been attempting to run up the tree, he’d always overestimated the amount of chakra to gather in his feet and it ended up splintering the wood and sending him flying. Maybe if he just added a burst of chakra to the soles of his feet he could …. Sasuke focused his chakra in the soles of his feet and jumped and soon enough he was flying through the air. He aimed his attack at the boy underneath him. The boy just barely managed to dodge his attack. 

 

“Impressive” the kid behind the mask commented as he glided backward gracefully, Sasuke noted sourly. “Look, I don’t want to kill you. Please, just back down and I’ll spare you. All we want is the bridge builder, no one else has to die.” The kid pleaded with Sasuke. 

 

“I can’t do that,” Sasuke replied and the kid sighed deeply. “Well then, you leave me no choice” he responded before putting his hands together to form some kind of hand signs.  Water began to rise from the ground to form giant sheets of ice…. They formed a sort of dome around them both and Sasuke had a sinking feeling in his stomach. 

 

Maybe he should’ve woken up Naruto… They could probably use the backup at this point. Sasuke watched as the kid seemed to phase directly into one of the ice mirrors…. oh, this can't be good. 

 

Suddenly, he was attacked by an onslaught of senbon, flying at him from every direction. At this point, Sasuke couldn’t even tell where they were coming from and he resorted to curling himself up into a ball. The smaller the target the harder it is to hit right?

 

Sasuke squeezed his eyes shut and covered his ears as he needles whizzed by his ears and sliced into his body. He grit his teeth against the pain. Over and over the masked boy threw out senbon after senbon and Sasuke was starting to feel nauseous from the pain and his fingers had long since gone numb from the drop in temperature. 

 

“Sasuke!” Sakura’s voice rang out across the bridge. Sasuke opened his eyes just in time to see her throwing a kunai his direction… which the masked boy immediately caught

Oh, fuck. That’s definitely not good.

 

But, right as the boy raised the kunai to throw it, presumably to end Sasuke’s life, Something clanged into his mask, forcing him to retreat and causing him to fall out of the mirror and onto the ground. There was a large crash some ways down the bridge and Sasuke looked up in shock to see a cloud of dust and smoke rising from the bridge. Sasuke sensed the ever so familiar chakra and breathed a sigh of relief. Naruto’s here. Thank the gods. 

 

Faintly, Sasuke cold hear Kakashi scolding Naruto for making such an entrance. Maybe if he had remained quiet, he could’ve gotten the drop on them, but whatever, the past is the past and at least Naruto’s here now. Sasuke’s saved. Wait…. When did he start thinking of Naruto as his savior? 

 

The smoke cleared and Sasuke briefly caught a glimpse of Naruto’s bright orange jacket before he caught sight of Zabuza throwing several shurikens at him. 

 

“Naruto move!” Sakura screamed, but Sasuke knew that it was too late. Naruto froze in shock. Those shurikens were headed straight for him. Sasuke’s heart clenched at the sight. Please oh, gods no. 

 

The masked boy moved faster than anything Sasuke had ever seen and suddenly, the shuriken were falling dead in their tracks, stopped by a few senbons. 

 

Zabuza’s head snapped around to glare at his masked companion. “Haku, what are you doing?” Zabuza growled. 

 

“He’s mine Zabuza. Stay out of this fight” the masked boy, Haku said. Sasuke blinked a few times and started to frantically look around for anything he could use.

 

There was no way that Naruto could take that kid. He was too strong. 

 

Sasuke spotted another kunai and snatched it up, launching it directly at Haku’s face. Haku leaned his head back slightly and the kunai whizzed past his face. Sasuke stared in disbelief as the boy turned and the slits in the mask seemed to stare directly into his soul. 

 

“I haven’t forgotten about you. I guess I’ll finish with you first” Haku mumbled quietly as he began to phase back into the mirror. Sasuke gulped and tried to ready himself for another onslaught of senbon. As the needles began to fly and slice through his skin, a thought struck Sasuke. With Naruto out there, and himself in here… they could both attack from the inside and out and probably determine where Haku was and how to defeat the ice mirrors. Just as Sasuke finished that thought, however, there was a tap on his shoulder. Sasuke jumped and reeled back and could only stare in shock as Naruto’s smiling face came into view. 

 

“Sasuke I came to save you!” Naruto hush whispered and Sasuke glared. 

 

“Tch. Dobe! If you had just stayed out there we would have stood a chance. Coming in here was suicide!” He growled out. Naruto laughed nervously. Sasuke could only roll his eyes. This idiot has no brains!! 

They’re both doomed. 

 

“Right, well. I’m not dying here” Naruto growled out before forming the familiar hand sign for his shadow clones. Fucking idiot.  

 

“No, Naruto!” Sasuke tried to warn him, but it was of no use. Naruto formed the hand sign and formed about ten clones that jumped into the air in a vain attempt to smash the mirrors. Sasuke growled to himself as he watched as all the clones were demolished and the real Naruto was slammed back into the ground, blood dripping from his face.  Naruto growled and was back on his feet in seconds. 

It’s useless… you can’t smash them. 

 

Sasuke growled and stood up.

 

If the mirrors can be smashed, might as well try to melt them. 

Sasuke flew through the hand signs for his fireball jutsu, ignoring the confused look on Naruto’s face he blew a stream of fire directly at the mirrors. 

 

When the smoke cleared they all still stood, not even looking slightly damaged. Sasuke could only stare at them in shock. Haku chuckled quietly. “There is no melting this ice. They can’t be smashed or destroyed, not until I say so. Both of you are at my mercy.” Haku said quietly. 

 

“No!” Naruto said while standing. “I will not die here. I still have things I need to do. I will grow stronger and become the Hokage. My village WILL have to recognize me. I will not die here! Neither of us will!” 

Naruto stood fully and clenched his fists. 

 

“I see. That’s a big dream, but I have one as well. I didn’t always want to become a shinobi, actually, I never wanted this. But my precious person has a dream, and my dream is to make sure they get that dream. If becoming a shinobi is what it takes for that person's dream to become a reality. I will shed my humanity and become a shinobi, and If you two will not back away and give us the bridge builder, I will have no choice but to cut both of you down.”  Haku’s voice was icy, but Sasuke could detect pain behind his words. Haku really didn’t seem to want to kill them. Maybe they could use that…



Naruto sent out another barrage of clones. Sasuke didn’t have enough time to react to stop Naruto, so instead, he focused on watching the clones get decimated. Maybe there was a way to see where Haku was going. 



There ! Sasuke just barely caught a glimpse of a body flying through the air. Naruto crashed back to the ground next to Sasuke. He jumped to his feet, but this time he was slower than normal. He's slowing down. That's not good. 

 

“Can you do it again Naruto?” Sasuke asked quietly. Naruto gave a short nod and reformed the hand sign. 

As the clones jumped, Sasuke rushed forward and kicked some water into the air. There!

 

Sasuke ran through the hand signs for his fireball jutsu and waited, watching the way that the water was repelled. He counted to three then let a fireball go. It missed Haku almost entirely, but it did catch the edge of his skirt on fire. When Haku finally stopped moving Sasuke could easily see the charred corner of his skirt. 

 

“Once more Naruto,” Sasuke said quietly. 

 

“You got it!” Naruto shouted and formed the hand sign again. One glance in his direction and Sasuke could tell that Naruto was exhausted. 

All that training was catching up to him. 

 

But he formed the clones nonetheless and launched another attack. Sasuke quickly flew through the hand signs for his fireball jutsu and got ready. 

One. two. Three. THERE ! He launched a fireball and Haku slowed down enough for Sasuke to actually see him dodge. 

 

Good . Naruto crashed back down to the ground. Sasuke tried to ignore how the sight of needles sticking out of Naruto’s back made him nauseous or how it felt to see that amount of blood dripping down Naruto’s face. 

 

“Okay, this time. You run Naruto” Sasuke whispered. 

 

“Huh?” Naruto asked. Sasuke rolled his eyes and gestures to the edge of the dome. 

Recognition flashed in Naruto’s blue eyes and he gave a short nod and grinned. He threw up the sign for the shadow clones again and then when they all launched into the air to attack, Naruto took off running to the right, heading directly for a gap in between the mirrors. Sasuke flew through the hand signs for his fireball once more and got ready. Haku wasted no time or effort in destroying all of the clones and he phased out of a mirror close to Naruto and materialized right in front of Naruto. 

 

“I cannot let you escape. I’m sorry.” Haku said quietly before slamming his hand into Naruto’s chest and sending him flying back towards Sasuke. Sasuke sucked in a large breath and launched a fireball directly at Haku. This time, Haku barely managed to dodge by jumping back into a mirror. Sasuke found himself grinning. 

 

He glanced down at Naruto, who lay at his side. 

 

“Hn, Dobe. can you still move?” He asked. Naruto sat up and wiped the blood off his mouth with the back of his hand. He nodded. 

 

“Okay good, so let's do that one more time,” Sasuke muttered, running through his hand signs again. 

 

“Got it!” Naruto replied and Sasuke couldn’t help but grin. Haku’s movements were getting easier to track. 

This time, when Naruto made it almost to the edge Sasuke launched the fireball directly at him and Haku 

Haku struck Naruto again and sent him flying backward before phasing into a mirror and launching a series of senbon in their direction. Sasuke hissed in pain as one embedded itself in his back. Haku was aiming for vital points now. Sasuke spared a glance at Naruto’s crumpled form.  

 

“Naruto, I need you to get up.” Sasuke half pleaded, nudging Naruto with his foot. 

 

There was really no way that he could carry Naruto out of here. Not if he wanted to defeat Haku, or live . Naruto grumbled but made no moves to get up. Haku launched another series of Senbon,  only this time, Sasuke could read his movements almost as clear as day. 

 

At least he’s moving slower now too.

Sasuke picked a senbon up off the ground and got ready. 

 

This time, when Haku launched his series of senbon, Sasuke was ready and he managed to block them easily, knocking them all out of the way. Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the back of his jacket and tucked him under one arm and dodged. He slid across the dome and dropped Naruto once more. Naruto groaned, but still made no move to get up. That really wasn't good. 

 

“Your friend has overdone it. Pretty soon you’ll be at your limit as well.” Haku said quietly. Sasuke noted that Haku’s entire demeanor had changed. Gone was the kid who spoke of mercy and was replaced with this kid who clearly had no care for human life. 

A machine. 

 

Sasuke looked around frantically, trying to come up with a solution to get them out of this mess, but Haku beat him to it, sending more senbon his way. Sasuke cursed under his breath and dodged once more. 

Haku might’ve been slowing down, but it was useless if Sasuke was also slowing down. Fuck. 

 

Suddenly, a high pitched screech could be heard, echoing between the ice mirrors. 

Sasuke froze in his tracks because he knew he recognized that scream. Sakura

Fuck. what was Kakashi doing out there?? Sasuke shook his head quickly. He couldn't worry about them. Not right now. Not when Naruto was so clearly down for the count. 

 

He’s gotta protect Naruto right now. 

 

Sasuke glanced up at Haku. His eyes burned in a way that was both familiar and foreign. Suddenly, everything became clearer, sharper and Sasuke realized with a start that he’d awakened his Sharingan. Trying to protect Naruto.

 

Haku was lining up another shot and Sasuke smirked confidently. Now with the power of the Sharingan, this kid didn’t stand a chance, because incomplete as it may be, the Sharingan as still one of the most powerful Jutsu out there. Sasuke readied himself to block another series of attacks only to watch in horror and confusion as Haku’s trajectory changed. 

 

 Sasuke followed his line of sight and realized that Haku was aiming for the incapacitated Naruto. Who was laying on the ground halfway across the dome. 

 

FUCK 

 

As Haku left the ice mirror and readied his attack, Sasuke found his legs moving of their own accord. He darted across the dome and just barely managed to slide in front of Naruto at the last second. He grit his teeth to keep from crying out as at least a dozen senbon embedded themselves in his chest, arms and legs. Sasuke felt his vision blur. 

That can’t be good

“Tch. “ Sasuke muttered. 

 

“Sasuke! What…” Naruto started quietly, voice strained. Sasuke resisted the urge to laugh because How dare Naruto sound so surprised as if Sasuke hasn’t always been protecting him. 

 

“Sasuke… why would you???” Naruto started. Sasuke sighed and forced himself to unclench his jaw so he could speak. 

 

“I hated you in the beginning you know…. When you first… when you sat next to me that first day I fucking hated you. But now... You’ve become someone I want to protect. I really don’t know why… but my body moved on its own.” 

 

Sasuke felt himself slipping and he finally gave in to the need to collapse, trusting that Naruto would catch him, which indeed he did . Sasuke felt a laugh burst out of his chest. 

 

“You know… I always told myself that I wouldn’t allow myself to die until I’d killed that man.. Itachi… but now... It doesn’t matter much anymore. Naruto. Don’t let your dream die.” Sasuke finished quietly and his eyelids were suddenly too heavy to hold open anymore, so he was forced to let then close.  ‘Sasuke!’ was the last thing he heard before his world went completely black. 

 

Good riddance

 

—————-

 

Naruto grit his teeth as he clutched Sasuke’s senbon riddled body in his arms. Tears threatened to spill over, but they didn’t. Instead, Naruto was filled with white-hot rage.

 

‘Kit… watch your anger… the seal can’t hold…’ Kurama, the nine tails hissed in the back of Naruto’s head. 

 

‘Let it break then. Destroy everything .’ Naruto replied in his head and with that, he felt a burning. It wasn’t like he’d stuck his hand in a fire or anything, no,  it was more like a burning deep within his soul. Naruto felt a growl rip itself out of his throat as his eyes burned and the world became sharper, brighter and his nails and teeth elongated. This was… new . Angry red chakra spilled out of his body and swirled around both him and Sasuke. 

 

‘Kurama, can you heal him ?’ Naruto asked Kurama in his head. 

 

‘I’m not sure… But I can try kit…’   Kurama replied. 

 

Naruto turned towards Haku who was just now phasing into a mirror once more. 

Naruto let another growl rip its way out of his throat as he crouched on all fours. Faintly, Naruto felt his chakra engulfing him and Sasuke and there were several clunking noises as the senbon embedded in his skin were pushed out and the wounds closed. The cuts across his face stitched themselves shut and Naruto flexed his newly healed fingers. 

 

“I’m going to kill you for that,” Naruto growled out lowly at Haku. Haku readied up another attack but Naruto moved faster than anything anyone had ever seen and in a flash, Naruto was up and smashing his way through a mirror. He grabbed Haku up from the front of his shirt as Haku was forcibly ejected from the mirror. Naruto growled in Haku’s face 

 

In the chaos, the mask that Haku wore fell away, revealing the face of the pretty boy that Naruto had talked to that day in the woods. Naruto gulped. 



“What are you doing out here in the woods?”

 

I’m training!”

 

“Oh, is that so? Is what you're training for dangerous?”

 

You betcha! I’m a ninja and I’m going to become Hokage one day!”

 

“Hokage? What's that?”

 

A Hokage is the most powerful ninja in the village. I’m going to get so powerful that they make me Hokage and then the village will have to acknowledge my existence!” 

 

“That sounds like an honorable, but a difficult dream.”

 

“Oh, you betcha! But I’m gonna do it! Believe it! What about you? Do you have a dream?”

 

“Who me? I don’t really have my own dream. I guess I just want to help make sure that my precious person’s dream comes true.”

 

“Precious person? What do you mean?” 

 

“Hm. Well, a precious person is someone who you want to protect at all costs. Protecting them makes you stronger. They’re people you don't want to lose. And when you have a precious person, their dream becomes yours and you'll do anything to make their dreams come true.”

 

“Oh, you have someone like that? What’re they like?”

 

“He’s... very confident and goal-driven, even if he can be kind of a hothead sometimes. What about you? Do you have any precious people who you want to protect?”

 

“Uhhhh. I want to protect the entire village but I guess they don’t really count huh? I guess there is someone though. Who I want to protect. His names—”



—————-

 

Naruto dropped Haku and jumped backward, skidding across the slick surface of the bridge. He growled loudly, a warning. 

 

Something grabbed at the back of Naruto’s shirt and he jumped, turning to peer down at the offender. 

 

It was Sasuke, weakly grabbing onto the back of Naruto’s shirt. Sasuke’s eyes were open and his Sharingan was spinning lazily.

 

“Naruto That's Enough” Sasuke forced out. Naruto gave a short nod and his eyes slowly transitioned back to their normal blue and his teeth and fingernails receded. Haku collapsed in front of them both. 

 

“You.. defeated me. I can’t believe it.” Haku mumbled in shock

 

Naruto stepped forward and stuck a hand out for Haku. Haku stared at it as if it were a snake. 

 

Haku turned away. “Why do you offer your hand to me? I do not need your pity.” Naruto furrowed his brow. 

 

“It's not pity. Sasuke’s alive, there's no reason for us to fight anymore. If you aren’t coming at me why should I fight you? We don’t have to fight you know. 

Honestly, I think you guys shouldn’t be working for Gato. It won’t end well you know. He’s kind of a shady asshole” Naruto laughed and Haku blinked a few times. Tears formed in his eyes as he reached up and carefully took Naruto’s hand. 

Naruto pulled him to his feet. Then Naruto turned to Sasuke. 

 

As Naruto was helping Sasuke to his feet, the ice mirrors began to shatter and fall away and Naruto’s hair stood on edge. 

 

‘Somethings wrong. Something bad is about to happen .’ Kurama grumbled in the back of Naruto’s head. Haku’s head suddenly snapped to the side. 

 

“Zabuza!” Haku cried and both Naruto and Sasuke turned to see Kakashi, with his famous Chidori active and he was reaching right for Zabuza. 



A few things seemed to happen all at once. 

 

One , Haku threw out a senbon. There was no doubt that it would be devastatingly accurate. It was heading directly for Kakashi, who was about to drive his Chidori into Zabuza’s chest. 

 

Two , Naruto immediately surged forward, skidding across the bridge at lightning speed and slamming himself into Kakashi’s body. The senbon embedded itself in Naruto’s neck and he cried out as they both fell. 

 

Three , Zabuza, who was injured heavily, slumped forward, whether, in exhaustion or relief, Sasuke would never know. 

 

Four , Haku dashed forward to catch the falling Zabuza, cradling him in his arms. 

 

Five , Sasuke stumbled forward, feeling like his legs were turning into jello all over again. 

 

Please, oh god. Let that senbon have hit something nonvital. Sasuke prayed as he stared at Naruto’s non-moving body. 

 

Sasuke stumbled across the slippery surface of the bridge like a newborn calf, all legs, and no balance, but he finally made it to where Kakashi and Naruto lay. 

Kakashi was the first to sit up, hands covered in blood and eyes impossibly wide. 

 

His Sharingan was spinning dangerously fast and he looked like he might be sick. Naruto didn’t rise and instead remained lying perfectly still in a shallow puddle of water, one that was quickly turning red. Sasuke held his breath as he shakily turned Naruto over. 

 

There was a senbon embedded in the skin on the right side of his neck and his right arm was burnt beyond recognition, black charred skin, bleeding and still smoking. 

Sasuke resisted the urge to vomit as he placed two fingers against Naruto’s neck. 

 

Please please, oh god. 

 

Haku was next to Sasuke in an instant and he had to resist the urge to scream and shove him away. 

Sasuke grit his teeth as Haku crouched down and ran his fingers along Naruto’s neck above the senbon before gently grasping it in between two fingers and pulling it out of Naruto’s neck.

 

Naruto’s eyes suddenly flew open and he sat up abruptly, coughing and wheezing. 

 

His eyes were red. 

 

Sasuke watched, mesmerized as the skin on Naruto’s shoulder slowly healed itself, replacing the blackened skin with new, pinkish skin. 

Naruto continued to cough and rub his neck. 

 

“I don’t understand… hitting that spot.. you should be paralyzed for at least a week. Who are you?” Haku asked quietly. Naruto looked up at him and grinned impossibly wide. 

 

“I’m Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!” He said brightly, holding out his signature thumbs up. 

 

His eyes were blue again. 

 

Relieved that his best friend wasn’t dead, Sasuke let himself collapse, falling to the bridge next to Naruto. 

 

Vaguely, he could hear Sakura asking if Kakashi was alright and he barely registered Haku standing and moving across the bridge. 

Presumably, back to Zabuza. 

 

Sasuke let himself slump up against Naruto, the exhaustion, making his brain all fuzzy.  

 

“Is the fight over…?” Sasuke mumbled quietly. He felt rather than saw Naruto shrug. 

 

“We’ll find out when Zabuza wakes up I guess” Naruto replied quietly. Sasuke nodded, mostly to himself. 

 

When Zabuza wakes up, it’ll either be a bloodbath for them or Gatō. 

 

Sasuke couldn’t only pray it was the latter.

Notes:

I originally was going to kill Haku like how he dies in canon, but I just really couldn't bring myself to do it, even if my husband says I should've kept it -_-

When I originally started this story, I wanted to stay as close to canon as possible, but then I was like. 'Fuck it! They already LIVE TOGETHER! We've already surpassed canon! Fuck canon!!' and so this is the result.

Chapter 12: No Swords at the Table

Summary:

“Where are Zabuza and Haku?” Kakashi asked them. Naruto scratched at his whiskers now.
“They left.” He replied and Kakashi spun around again, eyes blazing.

“What do you mean they left? Where’d they go Naruto?” He demanded. Naruto cast a glance at Sasuke, who only shrugged in response. Naruto was already on Kakashi-sensei’s shit list, might as well let him explain this one too.

Notes:

Hi! My names Katie and I can either crank out 2 chapters in like 2 days OR I can take weeks. ;_;

anyways, Please enjoy this basically a filler chapter. :)

I couldn't resist writing the little bonus part at the bottom either. I just love Haku and Zabuza so much ;-; my heart. >_<

Let me know what you think!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Sasuke woke up to Sakura’s voice. 

 

He cracked his eyes open and shielded them from the sun. The mist had cleared completely and now the sun was far too bright . Through the glare, Sasuke could just barely make out the form of Sakura scolding Naruto for something. 

 

“Hn.” He groaned quietly and Naruto’s attention snapped over to him. “Sasuke! You're awake!” both Naruto and Sakura cried simultaneously. Naruto moved first and threw his arms around Sasuke, hugging him close. Sasuke let himself relax as he buried his face in the soft material that was Naruto’s ugly orange jacket. He breathed in Naruto’s familiar scent. 

Thank fuck, Naruto’s okay. 

 

“You’re healed?” He asked the details of the fight before were still a bit fuzzy. Naruto nodded.” yeah! Kurama healed us both!” Naruto explained gesturing vaguely to the burnt sleeve of his jacket. The skin underneath was pink and new, unburnt. Sasuke nodded, only half paying attention at this point. His attention instead, was focused on Haku and Zabuza, who were on the other side of the bridge.

Haku was sitting up, facing and talking to a very conscious Zabuza. 

 

They were too far away for Sasuke to tell what they were talking about, but if the dirty looks that Zabuza was sending them were anything to go by, it wasn’t a pleasant conversation

Then again, maybe Zabuza just wasn’t a very pleasant person. 

 

After a few more minutes of Haku and Zabuza talking in hushed whispers and Sasuke chewing his nails down to the nub, it was a bad habit he was still having trouble breaking , Haku finally stood and started to make his way over to where the very Sasuke and Naruto sat. Sasuke glanced to his right. 

 

Kakashi was still unconscious. 

 

Tazuna and Sakura had apparently been going around and helping out all of the employee’s that had been hurt in Zabuza’s initial attack, so they were on the other side of the bridge. So, It was just Naruto and Sasuke sitting together, half-dead, leaning against the railing of the bridge. 

 

Haku brushed his skirt off before he took a seat in front of them both. Haku cleared his throat and Sasuke rubbed at his eyes a few times in a vain attempt to clear the blurriness from his eyes. A side effect of the Sharingan. 

 

“Uhm, I talked to Zabuza.” Haku started quietly. Naruto suddenly sat up straighter and leaned in close. Sasuke held his breath. 

“And?” He asked. Haku spared another glance back at the very displeased Zabuza before sighing. 

 

“It took some convincing, but he's decided not to kill the bridge builder and to instead turn on Gato,” Haku said quietly and Sasuke’s eyes widened in disbelief. 

 

“Oh thank the gods.”  Naruto breathed before leaning heavily against Sasuke. Sasuke spared Naruto a glance before turning his attention back to Haku. 

 

For a moment, he only studied Haku’s face, taking in the shape of his eyebrows, the slope of his chin, the angry purple bruise that was forming underneath his left eye. He might be a little older than us, but he’s still just a kid. 

 

“Won’t that be dangerous for you two?” Sasuke asked, unable to contain his curiosity and Haku blinked a few times before chuckling softly and turning to look back at Zabuza again, only this time his gaze was softer, more full of… admiration. 

 

“Yeah, but we really haven’t ever known anything other than that… So I guess after this it’ll just all go back to normal, well, as normal as it can get for two missing-nin.” Haku said quietly before turning back to look down at the charred edge of his skirt, picking at it. “We’ll just keep running. It's what we’re used to afterall” Haku mumbled. 

 

Naruto suddenly surged forward he grabbed both of Haku’s hands in his and leaned closer. 

 

“Haku! When I become Hokage! You guys can come to stay in the village with me and I’ll make sure no one comes after you guys” Naruto exclaimed, causing Haku’s face to turn a deep scarlet. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at Naruto’s declaration. Could Naruto really even do that ? He wondered, but it didn’t really matter because it seemed to have the intended effect on Haku, by making him laugh loudly. Haku laughed until he was slouched over, holding his stomach. 

 

“Okay, Naruto. I’ll keep that in mind” Haku responded and Naruto responded with his famous ’Believe it!’ Sasuke could only shake his head. 

 

After a few more minutes of them all just sitting there, Haku excused himself to make his way back over to Zabuza. Haku and Zabuza sat on the ground talking for a few minutes more before they both rose from the ground and turned to walk away. Haku waved over at Sasuke and Naruto. Sasuke tiredly waved back.

 

“Oh! wait Haku!” Naruto screamed and stood, stumbling and sliding, he made his way over to them. 

 

Sasuke watched, bemused, as Naruto said something to Haku that required that he waved his arms around animatedly. At some point in their conversation, Naruto pointed at Zabuza and said something that had Haku laughing and Zabuza turning away, and was that a blush!?  

Then, Sasuke saw Naruto press something into Haku’s hand before wrapping Haku up in a bear hug. Sasuke couldn’t help but laugh at the look of utter shock on Haku’s face before he cautiously hugged Naruto back. Naruto’s a hugger. 

 

After Haku and Naruto drew apart, they bid farewell one last time and Haku turned, long black hair swaying in the wind… 

 

Wait...could that of been the cute boy Naruto was talking about? 

 

The question was on the tip of Sasuke’s tongue as Naruto neared him again, only he never got to ask it, because Kakashi’s loud groan interrupted everything. 

 

Damn Kakashi. 

 

Sakura was across the bridge in an instant, kneeling to help pull Kakashi up into a sitting position. Wow, he looks like shit.

 

“Kakashi-sensei! You’re awake!” Naruto cheered and Kakashi turned his gaze up at Naruto and his eyes narrowed. 

 

“Naruto, what the hell was that earlier? That was so fucking reckless! I could’ve killed you!” Kakashi-sensei scolded rather harshly. Sasuke blinked a few times, taken aback. Kakashi had never sounded this angry before, but then again, Naruto could’ve died. 

 

“Haha, Sorry Sensei, I didn’t really think at the time” Naruto mumbled nervously. 

 

“That’s your problem! You don’t think! What if I had killed you?” Kakashi continued, already on his feet and he’d grabbed Naruto by the front of his shirt, well, that shirt was actually Sasuke’s. Of course, Naruto had stolen it. Naruto continued to rub the back of his neck and laugh nervously. 

 

“But, you didn’t and Kurama healed me,” Naruto said quietly, “But I'm sorry, I won’t act so recklessly next time” Naruto continued, looking away. Kakashi seemed to finally realize how he was holding Naruto because he dropped him and turned away. 

 

“You shouldn’t rely on the power of the nine tails. He can’t heal fatal wounds. You’d do well to remember that.” Kakashi muttered angrily. He snatched up his vest, that someone must’ve removed when he passed out, and slid it back on. He spun around to face Sakura and Tazuna. 

 

“Is everyone okay?” He asked before he started to look around furiously. “Uh, Guys?” Kakashi asked and all of team 7 turned to look at him. 

 

“Where are Zabuza and Haku?” Kakashi asked them. Naruto scratched at his whiskers now. 

“They left.” He replied and Kakashi spun around again, eyes blazing. 

 

“What do you mean they left? Where’d they go Naruto ?” He demanded. Naruto cast a glance at Sasuke, who only shrugged in response. Naruto was already on Kakashi-sensei’s shit list, might as well let him explain this one too. 

 

“Uh, well. After I woke up, Haku and I talked and I asked him to talk to Zabuza and see if he couldn’t convince him to abandon the mission to kill Tazuna and well, Haku talked to Zabuza when he woke up and finally he was able to convince him to turn on Gato instead.” Naruto rambled through his explanation, still scratching at his scars. Man, Sasuke hadn’t seen him this nervous since the week of finals at the academy. 

 

Sasuke was pretty sure he could actually hear Kakashi grinding his teeth together. 

 

“So… you just let them leave ?” Kakashi asked, looking at Naruto expectantly. Naruto nodded slowly and Kakashi threw up his hands in frustration, muttering something along the lines of ‘ He’s definitely fucking Minato’s kid alright.’ Sasuke blinked and looked around. No one else seemed to have heard him. Sasuke thought back on the name. He knew he’d heard that name before, somewhere, but where? And how did Kakashi know who Naruto’s parents were when  Apparently no one else in the village did? Sasuke made a mental note to either ask Kakashi later or to look up this ‘Minato’ character when they got back to the village. 

Judging by the vein pulsing in Kakashi’s neck, Sasuke opted to just look him up when they got back to the village. If they managed to make it back alive. 

 

Although, with Zabuza and Haku deciding to turn against Gato, it was looking like they might stand a real chance of going home in one piece, rather than in pieces. 

 

“Sasukeeeeeee. Hey Teme!” Naruto’s voice brought Sasuke out of his mental ramblings about their inevitable death. Sasuke looked up and realized that Naruto was holding out his hand to pull him up to his feet. 

 

“We’re gonna head back to Tazuna’s for today and then we’ll come back out here tomorrow to work on the bridge construction,” Naruto explained as he pulled Sasuke up. He put his arms out to steady Sasuke as he wobbled slightly. “Are you good to walk Teme? You aren’t looking so good,” Naruto said quietly. Sasuke nodded, only to stumble when he tried to take a step forward. Naruto snickered and subsequently stuck his tongue out when Sasuke shot him a death glare. 

 

“You want a piggyback ride?” He asked while laughing. 

Sasuke shook his head, “No, I’m fine, plus,  you’re probably just as exhausted” Sasuke replied. As he finished his sentence, however, black spots swarmed his vision, causing him to stumble. Sasuke groaned internally and allowed himself to be hoisted up onto Naruto’s back. He wrapped his arms around Naruto’s neck and tucked his chin into his shoulder. 

 

He wasn’t pouting. Uchiha’s did not pout. He was just tired. Yeah, tired. 

 

He could feel the vibrations from Naruto chuckling. 

 

“I slept all last night and some more a little earlier. I’m good to go for now, but let me tell you that I’m sleeping for a week when we get back.” Naruto declared. 

 

“I agree with that statement” Kakashi muttered dryly. Sakura and Tazuna both agreed. 

Sasuke yawned. “Me too.” He mumbled sleepily as he let his eyes drift shut once more. 

 

Dying was a really taxing experience okay??

 

********

 

Sasuke didn’t regain consciousness until the next morning when he was woken up by none other than Naruto. He glared and pulled the blanket up over his head. He could hear Naruto laughing from outside the sleeping bag. 

 

“Sakura and them wanted to let you sleep, but I figured you’d be pissed if we left you here,” Naruto said laughing. 

 

“Go away. 5 more minutes” Sasuke growled from under his blankets. There was another laugh before the blankets were being yanked away from his body and he was being thrown over Naruto’s shoulder. 

 

“Sorry. No can do Teme” Naruto said, not sounding apologetic in the slightest

 

“Wooooow, Naruto, I died yesterday. Don't you even care?” Sasuke asked.

 

“Nope, because you didn’t actually die and you're still alive,” Naruto said with a laugh

 

“The disrespect,” Sasuke muttered darkly as he was deposited in the bathroom. He threw himself down on the floor in protest, earning him another laugh and a towel to the face. 

 

“If I come back in fifteen minutes and you aren’t getting out of the shower, I’ll drown you,” Naruto warned. Sasuke’s head snapped up, ‘Is that a threat or a promise?” He asked, voice full of hope. 

Naruto only shook his head as he left the bathroom. 

 

“15 Minutes!” Naruto reminded him. Sasuke crossed his arms. 

 

I’ll 15 minutes my foot up your ass you stupid, dobe. UGH” Sasuke muttered, which earned him a bang on the door and a “Don’t be so dramatic Teme!” From Naruto. Was Naruto really saying that? Did Sasuke really just hear Naruto ‘drama queen of the century’ Uzumaki tell him not to be dramatic? 

 

Sasuke wanted to throw open the door and ask Naruto who was it that threw the fit large enough to get them both kicked out of the supermarket because they were out of his favorite type of cup ramen , but he refrained, because he knew Naruto would just bring up the tomato incident of 2 weeks ago and Sasuke did not want to go there. Definitely not in front of Sakura and Kakashi. Kakashi didn’t need any more ammunition to tease, (read. Bully) him with. 

Plus, it was the supermarket's fault for that one, who only carries bruised tomatoes?? Psychopaths do. Ugh, Disgraceful. 

 

Sasuke groaned again and lightly hit his head against the wall before dragging himself into the shower. 

 

The warm water helped to loosen up Sasuke’s tensed muscles a bit but did nothing to help his state of exhaustion. If anything it made him more sleepy, so, In anger and frustration for being so damn tired when he’d slept like a full 13 hours, which was bullshit by the way. He shouldn’t be this tired, Sasuke started to turn the temperature of the water down. 

 

He’d only meant to turn it down a little, wake himself up slowly, but there was a sudden knock on the door which caused Sasuke to jump and turn the water all the way to cold , and to make matters worse, he yelped when the icy water hit him and that caused him to slip of all things. 

 

‘Maybe I should’ve just died yesterday if this is how the rest of my life’s going to go.’ Sasuke thought darkly as he heard Naruto open the door to the bathroom. Sasuke grit his teeth and thanked the gods that he hadn’t yanked down the shower curtain with him. 

 

“You okay teme?” Naruto asked, worry lacing his voice. 

 

“Just peachy.” Sasuke grit out between clenched teeth because the cold water was still running, but the pain from his fall hadn’t subsided yet and he was so damn tired.  

Sasuke was sure that he could actually see his pride going down the drain with the water. 

 

“Do you, uh, Do you need any help?” Naruto asked quietly. Sasuke snorted and finally managed to pull himself up into a sitting position. 

 

“No, I'm good. I’ll be out in a second” he muttered. Sasuke weakly reached up to shut off the shower and heaved a big sigh as he forced himself to stand up. 

Naruto’s response was the sound of the door shutting and Sasuke thought he was in the clear until he heard Naruto cackling from outside the door. 

 

“Hn. fucking dobe. See if I make you dinner when we get home.” Sasuke grumbled to himself as he climbed out of the shower.

 

Once Sasuke had dried off and changed, he met with Naruto and the others downstairs for breakfast. 

Everyone had just sat down at the table when there was a knock at the door. 

“I’ll get it” Naruto exclaimed as he practically launched himself over the table and scrambled to open the door. 

 

Sasuke turned his attention back to his plate of eggs, but the sound of someone clearing their throat drew his attention back to the door. 

He looked up to see Haku standing at the door, dressed in new clothes, a pink dress , and he had his hair down. Standing behind him was a very awkward looking Zabuza, who did not look pleased to be wearing a shirt. His face was still bandaged though and Sasuke briefly wondered what it looked like that he hid it. He also still had his sword.  

 

“Uh, I just came by to let you guys know” Haku cast a glance back at Zabuza before continuing, “Gato has been um,” he glanced at Inari this time, “Taken care of. He shouldn’t bother you guys anymore and I wanted to formally apolo-” Haku, twisting his hands together. Inari was up on his feet in an instant. 

 

“Wait, You guys killed Gato?” Inari asked incredulously, interrupting Haku, who blinked a few times before nodding slowly. 

 

“Uh. we did, but-” again Haku tried to continue his apology, but Inari was darting across the kitchen to hug Haku. 

 

Sasuke didn’t miss how Zabuza flinched slightly like he was about to raise his sword, but then he changed his mind. 

 

Haku, on the other hand, looked even more shocked that Inari was hugging him than he did yesterday when Naruto had done it. Sasuke found himself grinning.

 

As Inari pulled away, Haku cleared his throat again. 

 

“But, uh that’s not all we came here for. I wanted to formally apologize for everything” Haku said quietly. Tazuna abruptly pushed his chair back and stood. 

Sasuke saw Zabuza’s hand that rested on his sword go white-knuckled as Tazuna strolled over to Haku. He clapped his hand on Haku’s back and also drew him in for a hug. 

Now, Haku just looked like he might cry.

 

“I understand. You were just doing your job, the same as I was and the same as this team of ninja were. I wanted to thank you though, for sparing me. You didn’t have to, but you guys did. So, thank you” Tazuna finished. 

 

“I don’t think I would’ve been able to if it weren’t for Naruto’s kindness. Talking to him made me realize that while I do want to help Zabuza’s dream come true” Zabuza looked away when Haku said that. “But, I also don’t want to kill anyone who isn’t deserving. Zabuza and I talked and we’ve decided that it’s probably time we switch from mercenary work to something less…” Haku struggled with the words. 

 

“Murdery?” Naruto supplied and at that Haku laughed. 

 

“Yeah, yeah, less murdery” He responded quietly. Sasuke watched as Tsunami-san stood quietly and gestured to the table. 

 

“Since you, boys are here, why don’t you come in and eat breakfast with us? There's still some left.” She offered. Naruto nodded along excitedly and Haku’s eyes lit up just the tiniest bit. 

He looked back at Zabuza who after staring into the house for a minute, nodded. 

 

Haku stepped forward into the house, and at first, Zabuza didn’t follow but after some urging from Haku, he finally stepped inside the house. 

 

“No swords at the table,” Tsunami-san said sternly, pointing her finger at Zabuza like he wasn’t a fucking crazed murderer less than 24 hours ago, and Sasuke could see how Zabuza clenched his jaw but finally relinquished his sword when Haku held out his hands for it. 

 

Haku carefully leaned the sword up against the wall next to the front door and they both made their way over to the table. Naruto jumped up from the side of the table he’d been sitting at and shoved himself over next to Sasuke on his side of the table. 

 

Inari helped his mom get plates for their two new guests and Sasuke took pleasure in watching how uncomfortable and awkward Zabuza looked as he tried to sit cross-legged on the floor in front of the much too short table. Haku sat down much more gracefully and crossed his legs with ease, giggling slightly at how hunched over Zabuza looked. Zabuza shot him a glare. 

 

Once the plates were sat in front of the two, Inari wiggled his way in between his mother and his grandfather. 

Everyone bowed their heads to give thanks and out of the corner of his eye, Sasuke saw Haku and Zabuza share a look of pure confusion before they both awkwardly bowed their heads. 

 

“Thanks for the meal! Let's eat!” Naruto shouted, breaking the tension and causing Sasuke to roll his eyes and Haku to giggle quietly. 

 

For the remainder of breakfast, Sasuke forgot all about Zabuza and Haku’s status as murderous missing-nin and instead, they became just Zabuza and Haku, friends. 



**********************

 

With Gato out of the way, construction on the bridge resumed and it was completed in about 5 days, the process was significantly sped up with all of the shadow clones Naruto created to help out. 

 

Within 6 days, the bridge was open to the public, and it was named ‘The Great Naruto Bridge’

Naruto teared up a little at that and Sasuke couldn’t help but think of how fitting that was. 

 

Within 8 days, they were back home in their village. 

 

In the end, they were only paid for a C-rank mission, but Sasuke couldn’t find it in himself to be mad.

 

Mad about the pay that is, he was never accepting another C-Rank mission again.




 

Bonus:

Years later, a small white bunny shows up at the door of the Uchiha-Uzumaki house. It’s carrying a messily written letter from Haku telling Naruto and Sasuke all about their travels to the different lands and all the jobs they’ve ended up doing and how Haku learned how to summon bunnies and the story of how Zabuza and Haku ended up opening up a ramen shop in a small village in the Land of Stone. 

Within the envelope, there are coupons for free ramen at the “Momochi Ramen Shop”

 

The letter ends with ‘ But the Hokage and guests eat for free.’



Notes:

Next up... Getting ready for the Chunin exams!! :D

Chapter 13: Uchiha's Don't Apologize

Summary:

Sasuke raised his hand to knock for like the 3rd time when the door suddenly swung open and a man with a very odd mustache stood in the doorway.

“Sorry, but I watched you try to knock like 3 times and I got impatient. I assume your the Uchiha boy my daughter mentioned might swing by?” he asked, raising an eyebrow.

Notes:

Phew! We are on a roll today!
That has nothing to do with the fact that I'd already written 90% of this chapter like 3 weeks ago and all I really had to do today was edit it and tweak the ending a bit.

I'm kinda sorry about all the angst in this chapter??
Anyway, let me know what you think! :)
Next chapter will be alot happier, yes, no, maybe?

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Naruto groaned loudly as he stumbled into his and Sasuke’s shared bedroom and promptly collapsed, right onto Sasuke

“Oof. Dobe. Get off me” Sasuke shoved Naruto, who only seemed to get heavier. 

“No. Your comfy and I’m so tired” Naruto mumbled, burying his face in Sasuke’s stomach. Sasuke felt his face heat up and he tried to shove Naruto again, to no avail. 

 

“At least shower first! You smell!” Sasuke exclaimed, pinching his nose, mostly just to make a point. 

 

“Mhmph. Why?” Naruto whined loudly. The vibrations of Naruto’s voice tickled Sasuke and he squirmed, allowing Naruto to shove his arms under him to wrap his arms around him, locking him in place. 

 

“Cuz I can’t make you dinner if you trap me here?” Sasuke tried and Naruto’s head shot up immediately. 

 

“Really?! Can you make ramen?” Naruto asked excitedly, previous exhaustion already forgotten. 

 

Sasuke rolled his eyes shoved Naruto’s shoulder. 

“Yes. Whatever you want if you’ll just get off of me!” Sasuke huffed. Naruto rolled off of Sasuke, who drug himself out of bed, and his book had just gotten good. 

Sasuke put his bookmark in his book and sat it on the bedside table before standing and stretching. 

Naruto stayed in bed, watching Sasuke. 

 

Sasuke tried to pretend like it didn’t make him nervous. 

 

Sasuke shuffled his way to the bedroom door and down the hall to the kitchen. 

Just as he was pulling the big pot out of the cabinet, he heard the telltale sound of the shower turning on, followed by off-key singing a short while later. 

Sasuke rolled his eyes and got started on the miso, humming along with Naruto’s singing. 

 

*******

 

“And then Jiraiya was all like ‘Ohmygod you’re actually doing it!’ And I was like ‘Ahhhhhh really?!’ And then I lost concentration and fell through the water, but I think I’m getting the hang of it!!!” Naruto was waving his hands around animatedly while he finished his story. 

 

There was a knock on the door. 

Naruto hopped up to go answer it and Sasuke strained his ears to see if he could tell who it was. 

Who in the hell would be coming here of all places?

 

Naruto returned with a white envelope in his hand. 

He turned it over in his hands. 

“It’s addressed to both of us” Naruto mumbled. Sasuke furrowed his brow. 

“Then open it Dobe,” Sasuke responded. Naruto, not needing to be told twice, tore into the envelope, throwing the remains on the floor. Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

Naruto pulled out a single sheet of paper and held it up to read it. He furrowed his brow. 

 

“I don’t understand” Naruto mumbled. Sasuke held his hand out and Naruto handed over the paper. 

 

‘Beware that which is sometimes called a serpent

And its skin has a lot of scales

It can have a venomous bite

And some have rattles in their tails’ 

 

A riddle?” Sasuke found himself asking aloud. Naruto shrugged. 

“What do you think it means?” Naruto asked. Sasuke shrugged and tossed the letter in the garbage.

He started to clear the table and after a moment, Naruto joined him, creepy riddle already forgotten.

 

******

 

Training to use the Chidori was always so draining. 

Even after weeks of training, Sasuke found that his limit was still only 2. 

 

Sasuke found himself wondering how Sakura and Naruto’s training was going. 

 

Sakura had been training with someone Kakashi had found. Sasuke had yet to meet them, and Naruto had been training with Jiraiya, one of the legendary sannin.

Half of Sasuke was jealous of Naruto, but the jealousy quickly flew out the window when Kakashi told him that he’d invented the Chidori and the only other person who knew how to use it was him. 

 

Kakashi even helped him use his Sharingan, even if Kakashi wasn’t an Uchiha. 

Sasuke groaned as he pushed open the door to his house. 

“I’m home!” He called as he knelt to remove his shoes, wincing as they grazed against the blisters that had already formed on his feet. 

 

Training for the Chunin exams was brutal.

 

Sasuke glanced up when he received no response, he glanced back down and saw Naruto’s sandals thrown haphazardly by the door. 

 

“Naruto?” Sasuke pushed himself to his feet and wandered towards the bedroom he turned the knob on his bedroom door. 

 

“Here! Wait wait! Don’t come in” just as he pushed the door open a crack, it was slammed shut. 

 

“Naruto. What the fuck?” Sasuke asked 

 

“Just give me a second! Don’t open the door!” Naruto called from the other side and Sasuke stared at the door. What was Naruto hiding? 

Sasuke felt his heart sinking. 

 

Finally, after what seemed like a lifetime, the door opened and a nervous-looking Naruto stepped out. 

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. Naruto had both hands tucked behind his back. 

 

“Uh. Hi.” Naruto mumbled and awkwardly shifted his weight from foot to foot. Sasuke felt his heart sinking. 

 

“Hello? Everything alright?” Sasuke asked taking a step forward. Naruto followed and stepped backward. 

Naruto’s blue eyes darted around the room. 

 

“Uh no, I mean yes. everything’s fine. Yup. Fine. Anyway. I thought you weren’t coming back till later?” Naruto nervously rambled, eyes darting around nervously. 

He pressed his back against the wall opposite Sasuke and slid past Sasuke before turning back to face him. 

 

“No. Kakashi let me go early” Sasuke responded, stepping forward again. 

 

Naruto didn’t break eye contact as he backed away down the hall in the direction of the kitchen, hands still behind his back. 

 

“Whatcha got there?” Sasuke asked, taking a step forward. 

Naruto’s eyes widened. 

 

“What? Nothing. Nothing at all. Okay. Gotta go. K bye!” Naruto spun around quickly and shifted whatever was in his hands so it would be in front of him. 

Sasuke couldn’t even catch a glimpse. 

Naruto ran down the hall and disappeared, leaving Sasuke standing there confused. 

The front door opened and closed and Sasuke leaned up against the wall, mind whirling. 

Did he do something to upset Naruto? 

What was Naruto hiding? Was he coming back? Oh god, what if he wasn’t coming back?? 

 

Confused, Sasuke pulled himself up off the floor and headed to take a shower. 

He functioned on autopilot the rest of the evening and after a few minutes contemplation, he decided against making anything for dinner and instead munched on a few crackers and headed back to their, well, his room. 

 

***

Naruto still wasn’t back by 11 pm and Sasuke was starting to go mad with worry. 

Where was Naruto?! 

 

He’d paced across his room several hundred times. He’d tried reading but he was too distracted. 

He couldn’t sleep, no matter how hard he tried. 

He didn’t even know what he did wrong. 

 

Sasuke sat down on the floor with his back against his bed and put his head in his hands. 

 

********

 

Sasuke was woken up by the sound of the front door opening and closing. He jerked up and without even thinking, stumbled up and rushed towards the front door. 

Sasuke was full of rage. He was going to find out just what the fuck that had been earlier. 

Sasuke’s eyes burned slightly , he was so angry, he’d activated his Sharingan.

 

But, the moment Sasuke slid around the corner and he laid eyes on that ugly orange jumpsuit, all the rage dissipated and was replaced with relief. 

Sasuke sagged against the wall behind him as he watched Naruto undo his sandals and toss them in the corner. 

Naruto must not have heard Sasuke slide around the corner because he jumped when he looked up and saw him. 

 

“Crap Sasuke. You scared the shit out of me. I didn’t think you’d still be awake” Naruto laughed and Sasuke felt that familiar rage resurface. 

 

“Where were you?” Sasuke’s voice came out harsh and cold and Naruto looked taken aback. 

 

“Why does that matter?” Naruto asked and Sasuke blinked. 

 

“Because you just ran off! I didn’t even know if you were coming back!” Sasuke’s voice cracked halfway through and he hated it. Why was he getting so worked up about something this trivial?

 

“Of course I was coming back Sasuke. I live here.” Naruto responded and Sasuke didn’t lookup. 

Naruto took a tentative step forward and put both of his hands on Sasuke’s shoulders. 

Sasuke didn’t move. 

 

“Sasuke… you really thought I wasn't coming back?” Naruto whispered quietly and Sasuke’s head snapped up and he glared. 

 

“What else was I supposed to think?!” 

Sasuke shoved Naruto in the chest, making him stumble backward, “ You were acting all weird and then you just ran out and didn’t come back for hours. I was so worried!” Sasuke was well aware of how his voice was rising in both volume and octaves. But he didn’t care. 

Naruto had scared the shit out of him. 

 

“I’m sorry. I guess I didn’t really think about it. I was at Sakura’s.” Naruto laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his head. Sasuke’s blood boiled. 

 

“What were you doing at Sakura’s this late at night?” The words tumbled out of Sasuke’s mouth. He clamped his jaw shut. 

Yeah, that didn’t sound jealous at all. 

 

Naruto blinked a few minutes before heaving a heavy sigh. 

 

“It was supposed to be a surprise” he mumbled as he dug in his pocket before pulling out a small black box. 

Sasuke’s breath hitched as Naruto held it out. 

 

Carefully, he took it from Naruto’s hand and opened it. 

Inside the box was a small bracelet, braided out of string. It was woven with black, red, orange and pink. 

 

A horrible combination of colors really. 

 

Sasuke picked it up and rubbed it in between his fingers. 

 

“What is this?” He asked Naruto as he held it up. Naruto’s face turned red and he looked away. 

 

“It’s a bracelet I made for you. Sakura’s been helping me learn how to braid string and weave my own chakra into it. I made this one for you using both my and Kurama’s chakra. It’s supposed to help strengthen your Chidori. It’ll help draw the chakra to your hand.” Naruto laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his head. 

 

Sasuke turned the bracelet over in his hands. 

“So when you ran out of here…” Sasuke mumbled, mostly to himself. 

 

“I wasn’t quite done with it and I didn’t want you to see it. So I ran to Sakura’s so she could check it over for me.” Naruto explained and Sasuke felt a lump form in his throat. 

Naruto had made him this… as a Goodluck charm for the exams… 

 

“Is it okay? Sasuke. Say something. Please. I know it’s probably stupid but at least,” Naruto started to ramble. 

 

“No. No, it’s… I’ve just never had anyone give me anything like this… I don’t know what to say. Thank You, Naruto. I love it.” Sasuke responded quietly. The look on Naruto’s face lit up the room. 

 

“You really like it? Yahoo! Uh. Want me to help you put it on?” Naruto asked quietly holding out his hand. Sasuke passed the bracelet over and watched how Naruto carefully untied part of it and Sasuke held out his left hand. Gently, Naruto wrapped the bracelet around Sasuke’s left wrist, wrapping it twice before gently tying it together. Sasuke swallowed hard as Naruto’s hands brushed his and made his skin tingle. 

 

Once Naruto was done, Sasuke brought his wrist up to his face to examine it. 

The bracelet itself felt warm as if it was pulsing with Naruto’s chakra. 

 

A lump formed in Sasuke’s throat and he looked down at his feet. 

 

“I’m sorry,” he mumbled quietly. It wasn’t long before Naruto was wrapping Sasuke up in a hug. Sasuke buried his face in Naruto’s shirt and took deep breaths. 

He wasn’t about to cry. Uchiha don’t cry. They don’t okay? His eyes just happen to burn from practicing with his Sharingan all day. 

 

“Did you eat dinner yet?” Sasuke asked, mainly because that was all he could think to say and oh god, Naruto made him a bracelet and he hadn’t gotten anything for Naruto. 

 

“No, but it is 11 pm?” Naruto replied, right before his stomach growled loud enough to probably wake up the other side of the village. They stared at each other for a few moments before they burst out laughing. 

 

Sasuke tugged Naruto into the kitchen and had him sit down at the counter as he pulled two cups of instant ramen out of the cabinet. 

Suddenly, Naruto was next to him, plucking the cups out of his hands. 

 

“You look exhausted, go sit down. I can do this” Naruto urged, to which Sasuke rolled his eyes. 

 

“Remember when…” he started but Naruto shushed him. 

 

“Hinata-chan has been giving me some cooking lessons okay? Sit down, I got this .” Naruto said confidently, pushing on Sasuke’s chest. 

 

“When in the hell did you manage to get cooking lessons from the Hyuuga?” Sasuke asked, suddenly serious. Man, he really needed to get this jealousy thing under control, but it was like… these people hadn’t even given Naruto a second glance for the longest time and somehow now they’re all friends like they hadn’t alienated Naruto for years? 

Yeah, that was what Sasuke was really mad about. 

 

“Her name is Hinata and it was during some of the days when Jiraiya let me go home early and you weren’t home yet” Naruto replied offhandedly as he pulled the kettle down and filled it up with water. 

 

“So you just had her over without my knowledge?” Sasuke found himself hissing. Naruto whipped around, eyes blazing. Why was he getting so worked up about this?

 

“As a matter of fact, yes , I did. I’m sorry but I was unaware that I needed your permission to have a friend over. May I remind you, I live here too.” Naruto hissed. His eyes were hard now. 

 

“But it's my house!” Sasuke growled and the moment the words left his lips, he knew he’d fucked up. 

Several emotions passed over Naruto’s face in an instant. 

 

“Naruto, wait that's not what I-” Sasuke started to apologize, but the sound of the Kettle clanking onto the counter stopped him.

“Yeah, it is. Sorry, I forgot my place. ” Naruto’s voice was quiet but angry and he shook his head at Sasuke sadly. 

 

Before Sasuke even had time to react, Naruto had already turned and left the kitchen, scooping up his sandals, but not actually putting them on , and opened the front door. 

 

“Naruto, where are you going?” Sasuke pleaded and suddenly Naruto spun around, eyes flashing red for a brief second. 

 

“I’m sorry, forgot I had to ask the warden for permission first. Can I leave? Is that okay? Naruto’s voice was bordering on hysteria now and Sasuke shrunk back. 

 

What can he even say to that? 

 

Naruto didn’t wait for a reply before he stomped out of the house. 

Naruto was so angry that Sasuke was surprised when the door didn’t slam shut and instead clicked shut quietly. 

 

Sasuke had been expecting him to slam it, that's what Father did every time he was angry.  

Somehow, the door clicking shut quietly hurt more. 

 

Sasuke sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands. 

Why did he keep fucking this up? Why couldn’t he keep his stupid jealous mouth closed?

Naruto was literally like his only friend and he didn’t just push Naruto away, it's more like he shoved him straight off a cliff. 

 

Sasuke didn’t realize he’d fallen asleep on the floor until a knock at the door woke him up.

 

He wanted to just keep sleeping and let whoever it was just go away, but then the knocking got more urgent and so he finally drug himself up off the floor and trudged over to the door. 

Sasuke swung the door open without even thinking and was met with a very angry Sakura. 

 

“Hello, Sasuke, beloved teammate. Naruto’s roommate and best friend, would you like to explain to me why Naruto showed back up at my house last night at midnight, crying and asking if he could stay the night?” Sakura crossed her arms in front of her chest and for some weird reason that made him swallow hard because Sakura usually wasn’t like this. Not with him anyway. She was always swooning and batting her eyelashes. Did something change during their training for the exams?

 

“Well?” Sakura asked again, snapping Sasuke out of it. He blinked rapidly, eyes still blurry. Sakura was tapping her foot and it was driving Sasuke crazy.  

“What?” He replied, rubbing his eye. His head was still fuzzy from sleeping on the living room floor for like all of 20 minutes last night. 

 

“I asked if you were going to explain what happened between you and Naruto last night?”

She asked again and Sasuke swallowed and started to fiddle with the new bracelet around his wrist, the warmth it emanated helped to calm his nerves a little. 

“Oh, uh. We fought.” Sasuke replied lamely.

 

“Clearly. What about?” Sakura asked. Sasuke sighed and opened the door further, ushering Sakura inside. 

She followed him into the kitchen. 

 

“Would you like some tea?” He asked her quietly as he began fiddling around with the kettle. Sakura shook her head before glancing at her watch, “I’ve gotta meet with Sakkaku-sensei in like an hour so I'll have to pass. I just stopped by here on my way to the training grounds.” Sakura explained, taking a hesitant seat at the table. Sasuke sighed and put down the kettle before taking a seat at the table as well. He rubbed at his face for a few minutes before taking a deep breath and regaling the tale of how he let his jealousy get the best of him. He wasn’t sure why he was telling Sakura, of all people, but, if anything, she’d be the best to understand. 

 

He left out the part about Naruto being his only friend however, he didn’t want Sakura to get mad and break his table or anything.

 

“That sounds like quite the fuck up. And It looks like you got some groveling to do lover boy. You better fix this because he is NOT sleeping on my couch again. Nearly gave my father a heart attack this morning.” She said pushing her chair back and standing. She glanced at her watch again. 

 

“You really think he’ll forgive me?” Sasuke asked quietly. Sakura barked a laugh.

 

“Shit Sasuke, its fucking Naruto. He’s never held a grudge with anyone for like anything ever. Just buy his favorite ramen from Ichirakus’ and apologize. But you have to mean it. Understand? No stone-faced Uchiha bullshit. You fucked up, so own up to it. Explain why you reacted the way you did and I know he’ll forgive you in a heartbeat.” Sakura replied as if it were that easy. 

Something on Sasuke’s face must’ve betrayed his doubt in her words because Sakura stepped forward and seized Sasuke’s left wrist, holding it up for him to see.

 

“Naruto spent like 4 weeks working on that stupid bracelet. He was working on it for hours a day Sasuke. You could try to murder Naruto and he’d probably forgive you before the fight was even over. Shit, if he was ever even mad in the first place.” Sakura replied easily and Sasuke nodded. 

 

“Look, he’s over at my house. I suggest just heading over there.” Sakura said, checking her watch again. She glanced up and sighed when she saw the confused look on Sasuke’s face. She rubbed the bridge of her nose. 

 

“I live on the road in between Hokage tower and Ichirakus. Big Yellow house with ugly green shutters, you can’t miss it. The mailbox says ‘Haruno’.” Sakura explained before she opened the front door. 

She stopped right outside the front door and sighed again, “Y ou're his best friend Sasuke. Naruto would literally fight a god for you if you asked him. You have nothing to worry about. He’ll forgive you the moment you say sorry.” She assured him again before she too was shutting the door, leaving Sasuke in complete silence again. 

He rubbed his eyes and headed to go shower and plan his apology speech. 

 

*****



Sasuke double-checked that the mailbox read ‘Haruno’ for about the millionth time. 

Yellow house, green shutters. This is it. 

He’d been standing outside the Haruno household for about half an hour now, but no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t bring himself to knock. 

 

Sakura’s words of advice helped, but he was still so damn nervous. 

He just couldn’t help it. He was terrified of losing his best friend. 

 

Sasuke raised his hand to knock for like the 3rd time when the door suddenly swung open and a man with a very odd mustache stood in the doorway. 

 

“Sorry, but I watched you try to knock like 3 times and I got impatient. I assume your the Uchiha boy my daughter mentioned might swing by?” he asked, raising an eyebrow. 

Sasuke nodded nervously. Sakura’s father glanced over his shoulder before turning back to Sasuke and sticking his hand out for a handshake. 

 

“Nice to meet you Sasuke. I'm Kizashi, Sakura’s father. Your friend Naruto is in the kitchen with my wife. She couldn’t stand his moping around so they’re baking cookies.” Just as he finished speaking, there was another crash from the kitchen, along with a string of curses coming from both a male and female voice. Kizashi laughed lightheartedly and pushed the door open further to allow Sasuke in. 

 

“Here I’ll show you to the kitchen, or well what’s left of it,” he said and Sasuke followed closely behind him, heart pounding in his chest. Sasuke started to practice his speech in his head, but the moment that Sasuke laid eyes on Naruto, every single word he’d ever learned flew directly out the window. 

 

Naruto was standing next to an older lady with short blond hair and they were both wearing short pink aprons adorned with pink cherry blossoms around the hem. 

Naruto had flour smeared across his face, along with a big smile. 

They were laughing at something. 

Naruto turned around and immediately stopped laughing. For a second, Sasuke was sure Naruto’s brain short-circuited or something, which would make two of them.

 

Sasuke gaped at Naruto like a fish for a few minutes. There was a blank expression on Naruto’s face and Sasuke hated the fact that it was his fault. 

 

“Sasuke? What’re you doing here?” Naruto asked, clearly confused, “Don’t you have training with Kakashi today?” Sasuke shook his head. 

 

“I canceled because I wanted, er well, needed to talk to you” Sasuke responded, barely resisting the urge to rip off his fingernails with his teeth, instead, he opted for twirling the bracelet around his wrist. That action did not go unnoticed by Naruto and it had Sasuke nervously shoving his hands in his pockets. 

 

“What did you need to talk to me about?” Naruto asked. Sasuke blinked a few times, trying to settle his nerves. He glanced around the kitchen and found that both of Sakura’s parents had disappeared. God. why. 

 

“Uh, the fight last night. I came to…” the words were right fucking there. Why couldn’t he say them? 

 

“If you want me to move out I will, I just have to fill out a lease for a new apartment,” Naruto said quietly and that had Sasuke surging forward to grab Naruto’s flour-covered hands. 

Sasuke tried to speak again, but no words would come out. 

 

“No. that's not. I don’t want that.” Sasuke finally managed to force out. 

 

“Oh, then why’d you come here?” Naruto asked. Sasuke chewed the inside of his lip until he tasted metal. 

 

“I came to apologize.” he forced through clenched teeth and Naruto actually had the audacity to laugh. What. the. Fuck. 

 

“I never thought I’d see the day that Sasuke Uchiha would apologize for anything, like ever.” Naruto said in between laughs, after a few more minutes of wheezing he tacked on, “You actually sound like your in physical pain. Oh my god, that’s so funny. You like physically can’t apologize ” he finished, still wheezing. Sasuke glared, but at the same time, his stomach dropped because Naruto wasn’t going to forgive him if he didn’t actually say sorry. 

 

Sasuke opened his mouth to try again, but he was cut off by Naruto colliding with him and wrapping him up in a bear hug. Now it was Sasuke’s turn to wheeze as he fought for air. 

 

“You’re forgiven,” Naruto replied easily and Sasuke gaped like a fish once more. It couldn’t be that easy, could it?

 

“Wait really? You’re sure? You’re not still… mad at me?” Sasuke asked, hating the way his voice sounded hopeful. 

 

“Well, yeah!  Sakura knocked some sense into me last night when I told her about the fight. I should’ve at least let you know that Hinata-chan was coming over. It had never even occurred to me honestly. So I’m sorry. And Sasuke You’re my best friend, it's impossible not to forgive you. I was mad last night sure, but I’ve calmed down since then and I thought about it and I really like living with you, I’d rather not go back to my apartment” Naruto replied with a laugh and Sasuke felt his face heat up, so he did the only thing he could think of and hid his face behind his bangs. 

 

“I mean if that's okay with you” 

 

“Yes! Yes, that’s fine.” Sasuke responded, probably too quickly, but Naruto’s face lit up all the same so it was okay. 



“Okay, well let me go tell Mebuki-san and Kizashi-san goodbye.” Naruto darted off and was back in a flash, untying his apron. 

 

“Okay, let's go home” Naruto replied with a grin. 

 

“Actually, I was thinking we could go to Ichiraku’s first. My treat, I’m starving.” Sasuke responded nervously 

Naruto’s entire face lit up like a kid on Christmas and he nodded furiously. 

 

“Okay! Ramen then home! Let's go!” Naruto exclaimed excitedly, already pulling Sasuke out of the house by the wrist. 

 

“I’m getting 3 bowls since you're paying!” Naruto announced and Sasuke snorted in response. 

He’d gladly pay for a thousand bowls of ramen if it made Naruto happy. 

 

*****

 

At some point during their walk to Ichiraku’s, their hands ended up together, fingers intertwined and Sasuke couldn't even find it inside himself to be nervous. 

He was just glad he got his best friend back. 

Notes:

annnnnnd a happy ending! tadaaaaa! :)

Bonus points if you can guess who sent the mysterious weird snake riddle! ;)

Chapter 14: Try Not to Die

Summary:

Sasuke threw the shower on and jumped in before the water had even started to warm.
He gritted his teeth and in a fit of frustration, slammed his fist into the wall.

What the fuck was he doing?!

Notes:

Hello friends! I come bearing gifts!! (its Gaara. He's the gift.)

Actually, I come to apologize first, I fucked up.
I mislabeled my chapters in my documents and actually posted the wrong chapter last.
This chapter was originally supposed to go BEFORE the last chapter, but eh whatever.
I tweaked it a little and it's fine now.
This is basically a filler chapter anyway. ;_;

As always, THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS AND KUDOS!!!
it really does mean the world to me that there are people out there who like my stories. ;-;
reading all of your comments really makes writing this worth it. <3

So, without further ado, please let me know what you think!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Come on Naruto. Focus” Sasuke scolded for the 4th time that day. Naruto laughed nervously and scratched at his face. 

 

“I’m trying Teme! It's just so hard!” He whined before he looked away. Sasuke groaned in frustration before stalking back over to the target and pulling the 2 kunai that Naruto had managed to get on the target. 

On his way back, Sasuke snatched up the other two kunai that hadn't made it and thrust all 4 of them at Naruto. 

 

“Try it again. And aim for the center of the target dobe.” Sasuke stressed and Naruto growled. 

“I said I am! This is really hard you know!” Naruto replied as he threw another kunai, only to miss the target by a mile. It clanged off of a nearby tree and clattered to the ground. Sasuke rubbed his temples. 

 

It had been 5 days since the fight where Sasuke got jealous and of course, Kakashi had to help out with the preparations for the chunin exam, so he hadn’t been able to train Sasuke anymore and Jiraiya had left on some kind of other ‘research mission’ and just Ugh. why were they hosting it this year?? 

So, with nothing else to do, Sasuke had drug Naruto out to do the only thing he really knew training. 

 

Today's training was target practice, which, Naruto, quite frankly, sucked at. 

 

Sasuke jerked his head up at the familiar sound of a kunai landing on wood and he stared in shock as one of the kunai sat dead center. 

 

“Yahoo! I did it!” Naruto cheered and Sasuke couldn’t help but crack a smile. 

 

“Yeah, but that was just one. Usuratonkachi, you’ve gotta land all 4 kunai on all 4 targets within seconds of each other. That's the objective here.”Sasuke explained and Naruto pouted. 

 

“I just don’t see how it's possible,” Naruto whined and Sasuke rolled his eyes before retrieving all four of the kunai. He lightly shoved Naruto out of the way and took his place. 

 

Sasuke threw out all four kunai at the same time and grinned as they all landed dead center on their targets, almost simultaneously. Naruto’s jaw dropped open. 

 

“How did you? Ugh! Why are you so perfect?!” Naruto exclaimed, frustrated. 

He stomped over to grab all of the kunai out of the targets before dramatically stomping his way back to where Sasuke stood. 

 

Naruto didn’t seem to notice the deep blush spreading across Sasuke’s face, or at least if he did, he didn’t mention anything. 

******

 

The sun was getting low in the sky when Naruto finally managed to hit every single target spot on. 

The moment he did, he turned to Sasuke, jumping up and down and screaming “I did it! I did it! Did you see that Sasuke?”

 

Sasuke couldn’t help but nod and grin. Naruto’s enthusiasm was contagious. 

“that was decent” Sasuke commented and Naruto’s face lit up. 

 

“Yay! Does that mean we can go to eat now? I’m starvinggggg” he whined and as if to punctuate his sentence, his stomach growled. Sasuke rolled his eyes and shrugged. 

He couldn’t ever say no to Naruto’s famous puppy face. 

“Sure, let's go ahead and head home,” he replied, already walking away. 

 

****

 

They were halfway home when the sudden rustling of a bush put Sasuke on high alert. 

His hand immediately felt for a weapon and he jumped when a kid came flying out of the bush with a rawr. 

The kid crashed directly into Naruto and they both would have tumbled to the ground if it hadn’t been for Sasuke sliding behind Naruto to steady them both. 

 

Haha! Did I scare you boss?! The kid asked Naruto expectantly. Naruto chuckled slightly before yanking the kid towards him and ruffling his hair. 

 

“Scared me shitless” Naruto replied and Sasuke rolled his eyes and chuckled. Naruto turned back to look at Sasuke.

 

“Hey, Sasuke, I don’t know if I ever introduced you to Konohamaru! Konohamaru, this is Sasuke. My best friend!” Naruto grinned as he introduced them. Sasuke nodded in acknowledgment and Konohamaru’s eyes lit up in excitement. 

 

“Woah, You’re Sasuke?!” He asked. Sasuke blinked owlishly before nodding slowly. 

 

“Naruto-nii talks about you all the time! He says you can breathe really cool fireballs! Is that true? Can you do it for me?!” He asked, excitedly crashing into Sasuke and grabbing the front of his shirt. Sasuke almost choked at the ‘ Naruto talks about you all the time’ part and found himself wheezing. He blinked down at the kid in front of him. 

 

“Uh yeah. I can uhh make fireballs. You want uh, me to do it now?” Sasuke asked, clearly confused. It was literally just fire. It wasn’t anything spectacular. Naruto could create hundreds of shadow clones at once and this kid was asking Sasuke to breathe fire? Granted, it had taken him forever to learn it, but still. His entire family could… well... Had been able to do it. 

 

“Konohamaru, leave Sasuke alone. He’s probably tired, we just got back from training. He can show you another time. You can come to the training field with us!” Naruto jumped to Sasuke’s rescue, allowing him to breathe a sigh of relief. Thank god. He was bad with kids.

 

“Awh, okay boss! Anyway, I gotta go! It's almost dinner time and I can’t be late again!” Konohamaru was already running away, head turned back over his shoulder as he waved at them. 

 

Sasuke sensed it the moment that Konohamaru rounded the corner up ahead. The strong unfamiliar chakra of other shinobi. 

 

Probably other participants in the exams. 

 

Sasuke looked up just in time to see Konohamaru stumble backward and land on his butt. Almost immediately, a hand shot out and grabbed the front of Konohamaru’s shirt and lifted him off the ground. 

One glance at Naruto and they both spurred into action, Sasuke already pulling out a kunai. 

 

They both slid around the corner simultaneously. Standing in front of them was a girl and a guy, the girl had blond hair up in 4 spiky pigtails. She looked exasperated and standing next to her was a guy in an all-black jumpsuit with what looked like a mummy strapped to his back , his face was covered in purple face paint and he had Konohamaru up by the throat, well front of his shirt but same thing.  

 

“Let him go!” Naruto screamed, hands almost but not quite forming the hand signs for his shadow clones. There was an anger in Naruto’s eyes that Sasuke hadn’t seen since the Wave mission. 

The guy with the purple face paint laughed as Sasuke raised his kunai. 

 

“You’ll put him down if you know what’s good for you.” Sasuke threatened and the guy with the purple face paint raised an eyebrow. 

 

“Will I now?” He asked laughing. The blonde behind him rolled her eyes. 

 

“Kankurō, just leave the kid alone. We don’t want to get in trouble here before the exams” the blonde said offhandedly and Sasuke grit his teeth. 

 

“As if Temari. I’m not gonna kill him, just… have a little fun is all” Purple face paint, what had she called him? Canker? Kangaroo? Whatever. Anyway, whatever his name was turned his attention back to Konohamaru, whom he still had up by the front of his shirt. 

Sasuke threw his kunai and couldn’t help but smirk as purple face paint barely managed to dodge. 

Blood bubbled out of a small cut on his face. He dropped Konohamaru, who ran directly to hide behind Naruto , and turned his glare onto Sasuke. 

 

There was a faint clicking noise as face paint slid the mummy-like figure off of his back and swung it around planting it on the ground in between himself and Sasuke. 

Sasuke got ready to activate his Sharingan. 

 

“Kankurō. That’s enough” a steely voice said from behind Sasuke and Naruto. Sasuke turned and his jaw dropped open. 

Sasuke had only sensed the two other shinobi, the boy and the girl. He hadn’t sensed this new guy at all. 

 

The new addition to the trio looked wild, he had short scruffy red hair and pale skin. There were dark dark bags under his eyes like he’d never even heard of the word sleep , but what interested Sasuke the most was the scar above his left eyebrow. There was kanji carved into his forehead. Idly, Sasuke wondered what it said. He’d have to try to look it up later. 

The redhead stepped forward.

 

“Hey, Gaara! What's… what's up? We were just talking you know. Trying to get to know the--” face paint stuttered out. Was he afraid of the redhead? The kid was barely Naruto’s size, face paint had him severely outmatched. Hm. 

 

“Shut up.” the redhead interrupted face paint. The redhead, Gaara? Turned towards Sasuke. “What’s your name?” he demanded. Sasuke narrowed his eyes. 

 

“Sasuke Uchiha” if the redhead recognized the name, he said nothing. In fact, the redhead didn’t reply at all, only pushed past both Naruto and Sasuke. 

 

“Wait, what’s yours?” Sasuke demanded. 

He’d be damned if this kid was going to ask his name and not provide his own in response. 

 

“My name is Gaara. I look forward to destroying you, Sasuke Uchiha” Gaara replied, menacingly. Sasuke narrowed his eyes further. 

 

“Dontcha want to know my name? Huh?” Naruto asked excitedly. The redhead turned and looked Naruto up and down before narrowing his eyes, “I couldn’t care less” he replied before turning and starting to walk away. Naruto’s jaw dropped open. 

 

“Hey! You bastard!” Naruto started forward, but Sasuke grabbed a hold of the back of his shirt easily. “Don’t” Sasuke replied firmly. Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes but relented all the same. 

 

Once they’d double-checked that Konohamaru was alright, they walked him home and then made their way to Ichirakus. 

 

******

 

“God that guy just makes me so mad!” Naruto exclaimed, throwing his hands up and almost spilling his miso. Sasuke rolled his eyes, but he did have to agree. 

 

“Yeah, I agree with you there,” Sasuke responded, but he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t looking forward to fighting him during the exams, Gaara. 

 

*****

 

The next day was uneventful. They met up with Sakura to spar a little in prep for the exam. Sometimes, you just had to practice with other people. 

 

Sakura had definitely improved. Sasuke would be lying if he said he wasn’t at least a little bit proud of her progress. She wasn’t great, but she could hold her own in a fight now. 

 

At the end of the day, all three of them were exhausted. 

Sasuke’s side ached, Sakura landed a good hit to his ribs. 

He was sitting up, slightly hunched over helping Sakura bandage a gash on her upper arm. Naruto had got her with a kunai.

A small bit aways, Naruto was sitting up against a tree, holding his balled up shirt up to his nose. Sasuke had managed to get in a good hit on him. 

 

Using scissors, Sasuke cut the end of the gauze that he’d wrapped around Sakura’s upper arm and taped it down. 

 

“Done” He grumbled, a hand automatically moving to touch his side, as if that would make the pain subside. 

 

“Uh, thanks” Sakura responded quietly, a small blush prominent on her face. Sasuke nodded mutely before very slowly pulling himself to his feet. 

He helped Sakura up, then, went over to pull Naruto up to his feet. 

 

“Do you two want to uh, come over for dinner?” Sakura called from where she was still standing. She hadn’t moved since Sasuke had helped her up. Sasuke looked at Naruto, questioning. 

 

“My moms uh making Miso Soup?” Sakura called once more and the moment Sasuke saw Naruto’s eyes lit up, he knew it was over. 

 

“Sure, we just need to shower and change,” Sasuke responded. Sakura smiled a million-watt smile. “okay! I’ll go ahead and head home and shower too and let mom know you two are coming!” She said excitedly. Sasuke nodded once and then headed over to Sakura to help her pick up her medical bag. 

 

She was really into medical jutsu these days. Sasuke supposes that's a good thing, what with Naruto on their team, someone was bound to get hurt.

 

They waved at each other as she started the walk back to her house from the training grounds. 

 

“Sakura’s changed,” Naruto notes, voice stuffy from his bloody nose and fingers laced behind his head in his familiar walk. Sasuke blinks a few times. 

“Yeah, she has,” Sasuke responds quietly. 

 

They walk the short ways back to the Uchiha house in silence.

 

*****

 

Sasuke expected the dinner with Sakura’s parents to be awkward, after the incident where he came to apologize to Naruto , but it's not. Her parents are kind and understanding and Sasuke briefly wonders if his parents would’ve come with him to dinner at the Haruno’s. 

Probably not, his father was always so strict and uptight, but his mother might have. She was kind too, she probably would’ve gotten along with Mebuki-san. 

 

After dinner, Naruto’s nose started bleeding again, so Sakura took him to the bathroom to clean up and help him stop the bleeding while Sasuke offered to help Sakura’s parents clean up the kitchen. Mainly, he just wanted to ask them some questions. 

 

“Uh, Kizashi-san Can I ask you a question?” Sasuke asked while he was clearing the table. 

 

“Sure Sasuke, go ahead.” He replied, getting to go containers out of the cabinet. 

 

“Did you know an um… Minato?” Sasuke asks carefully, trying to sound nonchalant. There's a loud clatter as Mebuki-san drops the plate she's holding. She puts her hands on both her cheeks in surprise before dropping to the floor to pick up the plate. Kizashi-san looks much calmer about the question. 

 

“The fourth Hokage’s name was Minato if that’s the one you’re referring to” Kizashi-san replied waving his hand around. There was an edge to his voice, an uncertainty. Sasuke knitted his brows together. 

He was sure that Kakashi had said Minato…

 

“Did uh, did the fourth have a kid?” Sasuke asked. At that question, Kizashi and Mebuki shared a look before Mebuki-san cleared her throat. 

“Well, his wife, Kushina was pregnant, but they both passed away during the nine tails attack 13 years ago,” Mebuki-san replied softly. She and her husband shared another look and Sasuke couldn’t help but let his curiosity grow. 

 

“Do you know what happened to the baby?” Sasuke asked, now curious more than ever. 

Could it be possible that the fourth Hokage was Naruto’s father?? 

But, if so… why would the village treat him so terribly? 

 

“Unfortunately, no one knows. I’m sure he passed away with the fourth and his wife.” Mebuki-san responded, strained. Sasuke blinked and opened his mouth to ask another question when he was cut off by Sakura and Naruto reentering the room. 

 

“Sorry it took so long guys, Naruto kept squirming around, I almost punched him in the nose again to make him be still,” Sakura said with a laugh. Behind her was a very annoyed looking Naruto, with tissues shoved up his nose. 

His orange jacket was stained red in the front and Sasuke could see where a bruise was forming on the skin around Naruto’s nose. 

Damn, he’d really hit him hard. Ouch. 

 

“Hey! I was squirming because you were hurting me!” Naruto cried out. Sasuke snorted at how whiny and high pitched the tissues in Naruto’s nose made him sound. Sakura responded with a roll of her eyes and a  punch to his shoulder. 

 

“Hey! That hurt! Mebuki-san, Kizashi-san your daughter is being mean to me!” Naruto cried out once more. Sakura’s eyes flashed and within seconds, Naruto was darting across the kitchen to hide behind Kizashi, while Sakura surged forward to punch him again. 

 

Kizashi crossed his arms in front of his chest as Sakura neared him. 

“Now Sakura-chan, that's no way to treat your teammates” He scolded, but there was no hiding the devious smile he had plastered across his face. Sakura’s face turned sour within seconds. 

 

“But dad!” Sakura started, “No ifs ands, or buts, you will be nice to your teammate’s in this house young lady.” He said sternly. Sakura stomped her foot in annoyance and Kizashi’s facade broke and he burst out into laughter before pulling her close and ruffling her hair, to which she began loudly protesting. 

Sasuke watched in mild amusement as she wiggled around in her fathers grasp in a vain attempt to get out of it. 

 

Sasuke didn’t get another chance to ask any more of his questions, but that was okay. 

He would just look it up later, now that he knew what he was looking for. 

*****

 

“Sasuke!!!! Wake up!! You gotta get ready!” Sasuke jolted awake as Naruto threw his whole weight on his stomach. Sasuke wheezed out a groan and was met with Naruto’s laughter. 

 

“Todays the day!!” Naruto said excitedly, rolling around on Sasuke’s stomach. Sasuke groaned again and pushed Naruto. 

Satisfied with the loud thump Naruto made as he fell off the bed, Sasuke finally drug himself out of bed and stretched. 

He was halfway through a yawn when something, Naruto, grabbed his ankle and dragged him down to the floor. 

He yelped. Naruto laughed maniacally as he scrambled up from the floor and ran out of the room. 

Sasuke scrambled up off the floor and took off after Naruto. 

 

Sasuke ended up chasing Naruto into the kitchen and around the table. After chasing him around the table about three times, Sasuke growled and leaped upon the table, tackling Naruto to the floor. 

He dug his fingers into Naruto's sides and started to tickle him.

Naruto screeched and laughed loudly. His arms were thrashing around. Just as Sasuke started to slow down, Naruto flipped their positions and started to tickle Sasuke. 

Sasuke tried not to laugh, he really did, but soon enough he was snorting loudly and screeching. He managed to flip their positions again and pinned Naruto’s hands to his side. 

They were both breathing heavy and Sasuke found himself staring at Naruto. 

The dark purple bruise around his nose was fading and now it was an ugly yellow color, almost the same color as his hair. Which was wet, he must've showered already. 

 

“Uh, Sasuke?” Naruto asked quietly, bringing Sasuke out of his trance and making him realize that he was inches away from Naruto’s face and oh god was he about to kiss him?

Sasuke scrambled up off of Naruto faster than lightning. He was sure his face was about as red as a tomato right now. 

 

“I’m going to shower.” He blurted before turning on his heel and stomping away, leaving a dumbfounded Naruto still laying on the floor. 

 

Sasuke threw the shower on and jumped in before the water had even started to warm. 

He gritted his teeth and in a fit of frustration, slammed his fist into the wall. 

What the fuck was he doing?! 

Today was the day, the day of the exams and he had to go and do what exactly? Try to kiss Naruto? 

Sasuke groaned aloud and lightly banged his forehead on the wall. 

 

‘This is going to be so fucking awkward.’ Sasuke thought as he climbed out of the shower. 

 

******

 

Naruto was still in the kitchen when Sasuke returned. 

“I made breakfast, we don’t have a shit ton of time, but if you eat fast we should be able to meet Kakashi-sensei and Sakura-chan on time” Naruto chirped as he turned and held out a plate of onigiri to Sasuke. ‘ Kakashi will probably be late’ Sasuke thought in his head, but he didn’t voice it aloud.

 

He blinked and accepted the plate from Naruto slowly. Honestly, Naruto didn’t even seem all that fazed from the almost kiss earlier and for that, Sasuke was relieved. 

He didn’t think he could survive being super awkward with Naruto right before the exams. He was nervous enough as is. 

 

Sasuke plopped down at the table and started to eat, within a few minutes, Naruto seated himself across from Sasuke and dug into his breakfast. 

 

******

 

They met Sakura outside of the testing building, she was twisting her fingers together and looking nervous as hell. 

 

“Good morning Sakura-chan!” Naruto called waving. She shot back a nervous smile, “Morning Naruto… Sasuke-Kun” she replied. 

 

Naruto and Sasuke both came to a stop next to her and all three of them stared up at the building in front of them. 

 

“Phew, it looks scarier somehow” Naruto mumbled, staring up at the building. Sakura nodded along with Naruto. “Hn” Sasuke grunted. 

Sakura turned back to them. 

“What do you think Kakashi wanted us to meet him before the exam for?” Sakura asked. Sasuke shrugged, “Probably nothing since he’s always late. I wouldn’t be surprised if he left us waiting out here all day.” Sasuke responded dryly. He still couldn't meet Naruto’s eyes, he was too embarrassed. 

“Maa, my students have no faith in me whatsoever” Came a voice from above. Sasuke glanced up and immediately fell backward because there was Kakashi, hanging upside down from a tree. Ugh. showoff. 

 

“Sensei!!” Sakura and Naruto exclaimed at the same time. Kakashi chuckled and hopped down, up?? From the tree and landed on the ground in front of the three. 

 

“Maa, I just wanted to wish you guys luck and all.” Kakashi drawled, shrugging. He reached out and ruffled Naruto’s hair, earning him a loud ‘Hey!’ 

Kakashi started to walk away, but then he turned around. 

“Oh, and try not to die,” He said, visible eye crinkling up like he was smiling. 

 

Sasuke’s blood ran cold. 

“I’m sorry what?” He asked but it was too late, Kakashi had already flickered away. 

 

“He was… joking right?!” Sakura asked, panicked. Naruto just shrugged. 

 

“We aren’t going to die. We’re the best ninja team in the village! We got Sasuke and his Sharingan, You and your book smarts, and me with my awesomeness! We can’t fail!” Naruto exclaimed, throwing a fist in the air. 

Sasuke just barely resisted the urge to tell Naruto that ‘awesomeness’ couldn’t protect him in a battle. 

Sakura met Sasuke’s eyes over Naruto’s shoulder and Sasuke couldn’t help but grin as she comedically rolled her eyes.

 

“Hn, come on Dobe. We gotta go register first.” Sasuke muttered, still grinning slightly. 

 

“Okay! Then let's go guys!!” Naruto exclaimed excitedly and in a flash, he’d grabbed both Sasuke and Sakura’s hands and started to drag them towards the building. 

 

Sakura, naturally, wrenched her hand out of Naruto’s grip, preferring to walk on her own, but Sasuke found that he couldn’t do the same. So, he just let Naruto pull him into the building. 

 

Here goes nothing. 



Notes:

Is it really a slow burn fanfiction if your characters don't almost-kiss at least once and then deny it ever happened??

Chapter 15: Yeah Well, Try Harder Next Time...

Summary:

Sasuke couldn’t help but laugh.

God, they haven’t even made it to the actual test yet and Sasuke’s already almost died once.

Well, it IS Monday.

Notes:

Hi everyone!
So I’m gonna be honest, I both love and fucking hate this chapter.
I don’t know what I dislike about it, but it’s there and I loathe it.

Ill edit it some other time, when I’m not sick 🤒

Anyways! As always, let me know what you think!
Im so excited to finally be getting into the good shit. 👌🏼👌🏼

Chapter Text

As Team 7 stepped into the exam building together, the first thing Sasuke noticed was how many people were there. 

He swallowed hard and glanced around, trying not to let his face betray how nervous he really was. 

 

Naruto tugged on Sasuke’s hand, oh. That’s right, they were still holding hands , and Sasuke allowed himself to be drug across the floor, towards the desk where they had to go to get their classroom assignments. 

Sakura, not wanting to be left behind, grabbed a hold of Sasuke’s sleeve. 

 

Together, they weaved through the throngs of people, and maybe it wasn’t the best that Naruto led because he was far too… erratic for this, but finally, they reached the desk. They got in line. Naruto still hadn’t let go of Sasuke’s hand. In fact, he was swinging their hands together as he prattled on about what he thought the test would be like. 

 

“Ahhhh. I really hope we’re all in the same room! I’d feel better if both of you were there with me” Naruto whined. Sakura snorted and rolled her eyes. 

 

“You just want me there so you can cheat off me” she replied and Naruto snorted. 

 

“Duh! You’re the smartest one on our team!” Naruto exclaimed with a grin. 

Sakura’s face turned bright red and she looked away mumbling something that sounded vaguely like ‘dumb Naruto’ 

 

“Ahem” someone cleared their throat and all three of their heads shot up. Oh. It was there turn. 

The elderly lady looked up at them over her glasses disapprovingly as Naruto hurried forward. 

 

“Name And date of birth?” She asked. 

 

“Naruto Uzumaki And October 10th!” Naruto said excitedly. The lady behind the desk did not look amused. 

 

Sasuke felt anger bubbling up in his chest at the slight disgusted look in the woman’s eyes. 

 

Her eyes combed over Naruto and she raised an eyebrow when she saw they were holding hands still. 

Naruto quickly dropped Sasuke’s hand with a nervous laugh and a blush. 

 

Sasuke felt a pang of disappointment as Naruto let go, but he ignored it.  

 

She turned her attention back to the files on her desk, thumbing through them before she finally pulled a sheet of paper out and read it aloud. 

 

“Naruto Uzumaki.” She examined Naruto over her glasses for a second before finally holding the paper out for him to take. 

 

“You’re in class 3-67c, on the third floor. Give this form to your proctor before you enter the classroom. You can head up there now.” She replied in a monotone voice. Naruto nodded and accepted the paper before hurrying off to stand at the side to wait for Sasuke and Sakura. 

 

“Name and date of birth?” She asked Sasuke. 

 

“Sasuke Uchiha. Uh. July 23rd” Sasuke replied, mouth suddenly dry. 

Something along the lines of recognition passed across the lady’s face before morphing back into her dead stare. 

 

She thumbed through the files once more before pulling out his paper. 

 

“Sasuke Uchiha” She parroted before holding the paper out to him. 

 

“You’re in class 3-45c. I assume you heard me tell your” She cast a disapproving glance back at Naruto before resuming, “ boyfriend, what to do with this?” 

Sasuke’s ears were on fire and he was sure his face was bright red. He nodded wordlessly instead of correcting the woman and accepted the paper before scurrying off towards Naruto. Behind him, he was sure he heard Sakura snicker. 

 

“Hey Sasuke! Why’s your face all red?” Naruto asked. 

 

“It’s nothing. Forget it.” Sasuke replied, a little too harshly, but Naruto, thank the gods, never seemed to be affected by Sasuke’s fowl mood swings. This time, he just laughed and threw his hands up. 

 

“Okay, sheesh. I won’t ask. Anyways, what class are you in?!” He asked, rocking back and forth on his heels. 

 

Sasuke double checked the paper, mostly because he’d forgotten, what with the sound of all of his blood rushing to his ears. 

 

“Uh. 3-45c.” Sasuke mumbled, not looking up at Naruto. 

 

“Awhhhh man! I was hoping we were in the same room!” Naruto whined with a stomp, he looked over Sasuke’s shoulder and his face lit up. 

 

“Sakura-chan! What room are you in?” He asked eagerly. 

 

Sakura checked her paper again, “room 3-78c” she responded. 

 

“Mannnn! This is so unfair!” Naruto cried out, causing most of the surrounding examinees to turn to stare at them. 

Sasuke felt his face flushing again so, panicked, Sasuke grabbed both Sakura’s and Naruto’s wrists and started to pull them in the direction of the stairs. 

 

“Let’s just go” he mumbled. 

 

****

 

‘Whoever designed this building needs to be put down’ was all Sasuke could think as he stepped off the first flight of stairs. 

Who separates the stairwells?? Why isn’t there just one?? Why? 

 

They’d gone up the stairs to the second floor, but the stairwell to the 3rd floor was at the other end of the hall? 

 

Why me? What did I do to deserve this?’ Sasuke asked himself as he started to lead Sakura and Naruto, he’d let go of their hands already, down the hall, but 3 steps in he was hit with what felt like an invisible wall of jello. 

 

Why does the air feel different here? What’s happening? 

 

Sasuke cast a glance back at Sakura, who seemed to sense it as well. 

 

Genjutsu? He mouthed, questioning.  Sakura nodded and brought her hands up to release it, but Sasuke quickly grabbed her hand and shook his head. 

She nodded and let her hands fall back down to her sides. 

Naruto, completely oblivious to his teams silent conversation, continued to trudge along. 

 

“Hey! Let us through!” A voice echoed down the hall. Sasuke looked up, just in time to see a kid in a horrific green jumpsuit, with a horrible bowl cut and literally the biggest eyebrows he’d ever seen, stumble backward and fall on his ass. 

A course of yells came up from the crowd surrounding him. 

Sasuke looked up from jumpsuit to see who’d pushed him and sure enough there were two guys standing in front of a door reading 3-74c. Sasuke narrowed his eyes. There’s no way they were on the third floor already. Definitely Genjutsu. But why? Just to fuck with them?

Who does that?

 

“Move out of our way.” Another voice coldly addressed the two Shinobi blocking everyone’s path. Sasuke followed the voice to see a leaf ninja, whom he’d never seen before , with long brown hair tied back at the bottom, and milky white eyes, not really unlike Hinata’s. 

 

“Oh? What’re you going to do about it?” The Shinobi with the longer hair challenged. 

 

“Hey. Why don’t you just drop the act” Sasuke called out. The longer haired Shinobi scoffed and glared at them. Sasuke glared right back. 

 

“What are you talking about kid?” The shorter haired one borderline snarled. 

 

“Sakura.” Sasuke started before looking back at Sakura, who startled 

 

“Uh right!” She said before putting her hands together

“Release!” She said and the wall behind the two Shinobi began to ripple. 

The numbers above the door changed to be ‘2-37b’ “You used Genjutsu to make it look like this is the 3rd floor to trick everyone so they’d be late for their test.” Sasuke said, smirking. 

 

The long haired one narrowed his eyes. 

 

“Why you” he swung and Sasuke was ready to counter, but there was a flash of green and someone stopped his hand. 

It was green jumpsuit kid. 

 

“That’s enough.” He said. Sasuke blinked. 

How had he stopped that? 

 

“Lee. Let’s just go. We wasted enough time here arguing” the boy with the moon eyes said. Jumpsuit blinked up at his friend? Teammate? Before saluting. “Yosh!” He said before clambering up and following moon eyes. 

 

Everyone else was walking down the hallway, towards the stairs. When Sasuke turned back, the two Shinobi that had been blocking the door were gone. 

 

“i don’t understand? What just happened?” Naruto asked. Sasuke sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose and Sakura snorted. Naruto was so oblivious. 

 

“Actually. I have come back to introduce myself! My name is Rock Lee! And I want to fight you Sasuke Uchiha!” Jumpsuit reappeared in front of them and announced. Sasuke blinked slowly. 

 

“Hn. So you know who I am?” Sasuke asked, raising an eyebrow. 

 

“Yosh! I heard that you were the best at the academy during your year. So I want to test my skill” Lee replied.

Sasuke scoffed. Test his skill? 

 

“Okay. You want to fight like right now?” Sasuke asked 

 

Lee grinned and nodded. 

 

“Okay then. Let’s do it” Sasuke said, cracking his neck. 

 

“Sasuke I don’t think we should—” Sakura started but she stopped when Naruto raised his hand. 

 

“There’s no changing his mind now.” Naruto mumbled, stuffing his hands in his pockets and shrugging. 

 

*****

 

Somehow, they ended up in a spare classroom. 

 

Sasuke was on one side, cracking his fingers, itching for a good fight with someone other than his teammates. 

 

Someone new. A new challenge. 

 

It wasn’t that Naruto and Sakura weren’t a challenge per say. Sakura has developed a mean right hook, but it was more or less their predictability in sparring. 

Someone new had excitement bubbling up in Sasuke’s chest. Of course he was gonna mop the floor with this weirdo. 

 

Naruto and Sakura had taken a seat on the floor in the corner of the room. They both had their eyes trained on Sasuke, eagerly awaiting the fight to come. 

 

“Are you ready?” Naruto announces from his place on the floor. Sasuke gave a short nod and Lee saluted in response. 

 

“Okay. Then, ready? Set? GO!” Naruto yelled, slapping the floor. 

Sasuke lunged forward and forgoing using his sharingan, he slid around Lee and brought his arm up. Too easy. 

No sooner than the thought registered, did Lee just fucking disappear. 

Something flickered in the corner of Sasuke’s eye and he whipped his head around only to be met with Lee’s fist. 

 

Sasuke grunted as he was thrown across the room, crashing into some stacked chairs against the back wall. 

 

“Holy fuck! Sasuke are you okay?” Naruto asked, panicked. He was sitting up straight now. 

 

Sasuke grunted again and wiped the blood, he’d bitten his lip at some point, off of his face with the back of his hand and forced himself to stand. 

 

“Yeah. I’m good. Lucky shot” Sasuke hissed. Lee’s unusually large eyebrows went up, then, he disappeared again. Sasuke cursed and spun around, only to again, be faced with Lee’s fist. 

 

This time, Sasuke managed to keep his feet planted on the ground and he swung again in an attempt to counter, But Lee only blocked and flickered again. 

 

There’s no way anyone is this fast. It’s insane. 

 

Sasuke made a weak attempt at dodging, but he only managed to simply move the point of contact.  

Lee’s open palm made contact with Sasuke’s sternum yeah, that fucking hurt and He slid across the classroom floor. 

 

That made it 3 hits Lee had managed to land, with Sasuke still running 0 hits. 

What is this dude made of? How is he moving so fast. 

 

Sasuke felt like a mouse backed into a corner. There was a flash and a blur and suddenly Sasuke was pitching forward, back stinging and by the time Saauke had pivoted around, Lee was gone. 

 

Was he seriously this outmatched? 

 

Then, there was no other choice. 

 

Sasuke activated his sharingan. 

Despite how many times Sasuke’s activated it while sparing or practicing, he’s sure he’ll never get used to the sensation of it. 

 

It made his eyes feel almost glassy at first and then it started to sting and although it was faint at first, it gradually got worse and worse the longer he had it up. 

 

It was like having sand in his eyes.

Poor poor fucking Kakashi. 

His left eye must hurt like a bitch, with all that sand. . 

 

But, of course, power comes at a price and the sharingan was well worth the pain

 

The moment it fully activated, the world becomes sharper, cleaner, clearer. 

 

Sasuke directs his newly enhanced gaze onto Lee. Watching, waiting, analyzing. 

 

Only, there’s nothing to analyze when Lee flickers out of view and then reappears directly in front of him, delivering a kick so hard that Sasuke actually drops focus on his sharingan and it deactivates. 

 

Sasuke slides across the room and slams into the far wall. 

He sees stars, then doubles over and coughs.

He doesn’t have to look to know that Naruto is about to call the match. 

He’s probably on his feet already, ready to intervene if need be, although, he’d get his ass handed to him. 

 

Sasuke’s still on the ground when Lee starts speaking. 

“I believe that there are two types of ninja. Number 1, the genius type and number 2, the strong type. You Sasuke Uchiha, are a genius type. You are born with natural raw talent and advantages at birth and you never have to work at it while I am a strong type, I was given nothing and I’ve had to work at it every single day of my whole life.” Lee declared, looking pleased with himself, as if he had cracked the code to the universe.  

 

Sasuke bit the inside of his cheek. 

‘Fuck this. Fuck this kid who thinks he understands anything about him. 

Didn’t have to work at it, his fucking ass. 

Tell that to the burn marks that littered Sasuke’s face when he was younger and so desperately trying to master the fireball jutsu. Tell that to the multiple cuts in his hands from trying to hit all the targets with kunai just like itachi had so long ago.’

 

Sasuke’s thoughts were racing as he wheezed and forced himself to stand once more. “You have no idea what youre talking about” he ground out between clenched teeth. 

He met Lee’s eyes, and then, Lee was gone again. 

Sasuke spun around quickly, trying to pinpoint where the fashion disaster of a ninja was going to pop out from, but his vision was still blurry and his head felt kinda fuzzy. 

 

He sensed it behind him half a second too late, and before he knew it, they were both in the air.

“The powers of the sharingan are no match for my Taijutsu.” Lee whispered before wrapping his arms around Sasuke’s upper half. Wait. He’s just using Taijutsu?? That’s impossible!

 

The bandages around Lee’s hands began to come loose and Sasuke felt his stomach drop. 

Wait no, it was actually dropping because they were falling.  

 

Just as Sasuke had accepted his inevitable, humiliating, death, there was a rumble and the wall to his right, imploded. 

 

Something shot out and grabbed Lee’s ankle, yanking him away from Sasuke, leaving Sasuke to free fall. 

Shit. He has to do something, but what? 

 

Sasuke!” Naruto’s voice echoed throughout the room. 

Sasuke squeezes his eyes shut and braces for the impact of hitting the hard tile, only it never came and instead he found himself colliding with Naruto, who’s terrible hand eye coordination, left them both tumbling backwards. Sasuke cracked open his eyes and immediately shut them, groaning as his body failed to register that they were no longer falling. 

 

“Sasuke! Naruto! Are you two Alright?” Sakura’s voice sounded from above. Sasuke pried his eyes open again. 

 

Sakura was standing over both of them, worry written all over her face. 

She reached down and pulled Sasuke up to stand. 

Well, he tried to stand up straight. 

Sasuke didn’t have a chance to think before Sakura was quite literally, manhandling him into a chair. 

 

Her face appeared mere inches from his, “sit.” She hissed out before turning away. Sasuke leaned his head back on the backrest of the chair and closed his eyes, trying to will his body into not being nauseous. 

 

Faintly, he could hear Sakura and Naruto angrily talking to someone else, but it didn’t sound like Lee’s voice. 

Sasuke sat up and opened his eyes.. 

He tried to focus on Naruto and Sakura, to see who they were talking to, but it was so blurry. He blinked a few times, trying to clear the blurriness. 

 

Sasuke’s vision began to clear, slowly bring everything back into focus and he almost shit himself because there was no way he was seeing two fucking rock Lee’s. 

 

Great, he’s concussed. That’s the only reason for this. There’s no other explanation. 

 

Then, Sakura’s face came into focus and she smiled tightly at Sasuke. 

 

“You doing okay there?” Sakura asked and Sasuke nodded slowly. 

The feeling of being immersed in jello was fading away slowly and he wiggled his fingers. 

She helped him stand up and wrapped an arm around his waist as she put his arm around her neck. 

 

Sasuke wanted to tell her he was fine, that he could walk on his own, but then they took a step forward and he felt like he was gonna lose his breakfast. 

 

Yeah no, this is good. This is fine. Everything’s fine. It’s totally okay. Everything is under control. Concussion? What concussion? There’s no concussion here, not in his head. 

 

Naruto appeared a second later, sliding into place on Sasuke’s other side to support him. 

 

“We gotta go. We’re gonna be late.” Naruto spoke out loud to no one in particular. “Right” Sakura replied. 

 

Naruto and Sakura basically drug Sasuke out of the empty, now destroyed, classroom. 

He stumbled, trying to keep up. 

 

They were at the next staircase within minutes. 

 

“Let’s go Teme. I’m gonna need you to pull it together” Naruto said to him and Sasuke scoffed. 

 

“Yeah, no sorry, lemme just, tell my possible brain injury to go away.” Sasuke muttered sarcastically. 

Next to him, Sakura snorted, covering her mouth with her hand. Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes. 

 

“Don’t be so dramatic, you’re just disoriented, it’ll clear up.” Naruto replied and Sasuke’s eyebrows went up. 

 

“I must be really fucked up. I thought you just used a big word just now” Sasuke responded. Naruto’s eye twitched. He’s so easy to rile up. 

 

“Shut the hell up. Let’s just go” Naruto muttered, face turning slightly red. 

 

Sasuke couldn’t help but laugh. 

God, they haven’t even made it to the actual test yet and Sasuke’s already almost died once. 

Well, it is a Monday. 

 

The fog in Sasuke’s head had all but cleared by now, and he tested his renewed balance by taking the first step. 

So far so good. 

 

Naruto slid in by Sasuke and wrapped his arm around Sasuke’s waist to steady him and together they ascended the stairs, Sakura close behind. 

 

“Please, let the test go smoother than that” Sasuke mumbled aloud, causing Naruto to dissolve into a fit of giggles and for Sakura to respond with something along the lines of “well, we tried to stop you” 

 

“Yeah well, Try harder next time” Was all Sasuke responded with. 

He groaned. 

It was gonna be a long day

Chapter 16: The Written Test from Hell

Summary:

One look at the exam questions and Naruto was fucked. Actually, he was so far beyond fucked it was ridiculous.

 

The entire test might as well have been written in another language.

Notes:

Hi!
I just wanted to thank everyone who’s kept up with this story! It means so much to me!
I honestly never expected to get this far in writing it but I’m so glad I’ve managed to keep it up!
I still don’t really like this chapter either and I feel like I shot myself in the foot real good with separating them for the exam, mainly bc now it’s like 3 seperate points of view. I really hope it all makes sense!! Let me know if there are parts that don’t and I’ll work on them!

As always, let me know what you think!!

Chapter Text

Sakura’s classroom came first and right as she was about to enter the classroom, she quickly turned and dashed forward and before Sasuke could even realize what was happening, Sakura had pulled them both into a hug. 

 

“Good luck you two” She said quietly and Sasuke coudln’t help but smile. 

 

“Good luck.” Sasuke mumbled at the same time Naruto wished Sakura goodluck, albeit loudly. 

 

Sakura pulled away and for a second, Sasuke thought he saw tears, but then Sakura flashed them both a thousand watt smile. 

 

“I’ll see you guys on the other side then! Both of you.” She said smiling before she turned and disappeared into the classroom. 

 


The next classroom was Naruto’s. 

“You’d better not fail this dobe.” Sasuke muttered to Naruto who only laughed nervously in response. 

 

“Mannn, why you gotta say it like that?” Naruto asked Sasuke, lightly shoving his shoulder. Sasuke burst into quiet laughter as Naruto continued whining, “that puts so much pressure on meeeeeee!” 

 

Sasuke rolled his eyes, “oh, please, You’re going to do fine. I’m the one with the possible concussion” He said. 

 

“Oh please Teme, you could pass any test these bozos threw at you, concussion or not.” Naruto said with a laugh. Sasuke felt his face heat up. How can Naruto just say those things so casually??

 

They bumped fists and Naruto entered the room, leaving Sasuke alone in the hall. 

He stuffed his hands in his pockets, running his fingers over the smooth surface of the folded up paper in his pocket. 

Sasuke shook his head and smiled to himself, unable to believe that they were actually here. Here for the chunin exams. 

 

Sasuke’s classroom was at the far end of the hall and his nerves grew the farther down the hall he walked. 

By the time he reached his classroom, he was buzzing with nervous energy. 

What if he failed this?

Sasuke’s mind wandered back to Naruto’s words.

Oh please Teme, you could pass any test these bozos threw at you, concussion or not.’ 

If anyone else had said them, Sasuke would’ve just brushed it off, but it was because it was Naruto and he complimented Sasuke casually, like he was just stating facts, not complimenting him because he was an Uchiha, or because they wanted him to perform for them like some kind of trained monkey. No, he was just Sasuke to Naruto. 

 

Sasuke shook his head hard and gripped the door handle. He was going to do this. He was going to pass the first half of the test and meet up with his team on the other side. 

They were going to do this. 

 

Sasuke twisted the knob and held his breath as he pushed the door open. 

 

****

 

As soon as Sakura stepped into her classroom, her anxiety shot through the roof. 

She hurried towards the proctor and nervously handed him her paperwork. 

 

“Verify your name” He demanded, not even looking up at her. Sakura swallowed hard. 

 

“Uh, Sakura Haruno” she said before tacking on a sir at the end for good measure. The proctor nodded briefly before scribbling something down on a sticky note and handing it to her. 

 

“The top number is your testing number, don’t forget it, and the bottom number is your seat number. Please head to your seat. The test will begin at exactly 11 am.” He said, monotone. Sakura nodded quickly before spinning around on her hee. She looked down at the sticky note she held in her hand. 

 

#47 and #15 glared back up at her. 

Sakura found her seat fairly quickly, but then promptly froze as she realized who would be sitting directly behind her. 

Ino Yamanaka smirked up at Sakura, who gulped and quietly slid into her seat. 

 

Nervous, Sakura glanced up at the clock. 10:35 it glared back at her. She sighed and slid down in her seat further. 

 

It really was going to be a long day. 

 

*****

 

Naruto entered his classroom, a nervous bounce in his step. 

Immediately, he glanced around the room, checking for any familiar faces. 

 

Someone cleared their throat and Naruto blushed as he realized that it was the proctor waiting for him to hand off his paper. Naruto hurried over and held it out. 

 

“Verify your name” He said, deadpan. 

 

“Naruto Uzumaki!” He replied, probably a bit too loudly, but he couldn't help it. It got harder to control his volume when he was nervous. 

 

The proctor nodded disinterestedly and scribbled something down on a sticky note. 

 

“The first number is your testing number. Do not forget it. The second number is your seat number. Please take your seat. The test will begin at exactly 11“ the proctor said. Naruto nodded and looked down at his sticky. 

#45 and #18 

Naruto shoved his sticky in his pocket and hurried off to find his seat. 

 

As it turns out, Naruto did recognize someone. That someone appeared to be Shino Aburame who nodded in greeting. Naruto slid into the chair to the right of Shino, right next to another boy who looked to be around his age with long silvery hair, glasses and a leaf headband. Naruto waved at him slightly and he smiled widely in return. Naruto looked around the room curiously and as he turned around, blue eyes met teal and Naruto gaped for a second. 

That Gaara kid was sitting directly behind him. 

 

“Hi! I’m Naruto Uzumaki!” Naruto forced his voice to sound cheerful as he introduced himself. 

Gaara simply scoffed and didn’t respond, making a point to ignore him. Naruto huffed and turned back around, crossing his arms across his chest like a pouting child. 

 

“It’s nice to meet you Naruto. I’m Kabuto.” The silver haired boy to his left said, sticking his hand out. Naruto’s face flushed as he shook the others hand. 

 

******

 

Sasuke pushed open the door to his classroom and quickly looked around. Immediately, he spotted the moon eyed genin he’d seen earlier before his fight with Lee.

Then, he saw who was sitting one seat away from him, the guy win the black jumpsuit with the purple face paint. Lovely. 

 

Sasuke made his way over to the front desk and handed over his paper. 

 

“Verify your name” the proctor said. 

“Sasuke Uchiha.” Sasuke replied.

 

If he recognized the name, he didn’t say anything because he quickly wrote something down on a sticky and handed it over without so much as blinking. 

 

“The top number is your testing number and the bottom is your seat number. Please take your seat and the test will begin at 11 exactly.” the proctor barked out and Sasuke nodded quickly before turning and heading to find his seat. 

 

‘#46 And #12’

 

Apparently, lady luck was not on Sasuke’s side today, because seat 12 was directly in between moon eyes and face paint. Sasuke sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose as he dropped down into the chair. He glanced up at the clock. Only 20 more minutes to go. 



****



The proctors walked in 15 minutes before 11.

“Okay, Listen up everyone. I will explain the rules only once and I will absolutely not be answering any questions. 

All in all the first part of the exam consists of a written exam. There are 10 questions in all, however, I will not reveal the last question until there is only 15 minutes remaining. The way that we are grading this exam will be through a point deduction system. You will lose 1 point for every wrong answer, additionally, you will lose 2 points if you are caught cheating. If you are caught cheating a total of 5 times, your score will drop to 0 and your exam will be over. Secondly, as you may have noticed, you have been separated from your teammates, but know this, if any one of your teammates get caught cheating and their score drops to 0, then you will also fail. Unfortunately, you won’t actually know if your teammates have failed until the end of the exam. Nor will you know if you’ve been disqualified for cheating. 

So, do your best and welcome to this years Chunin Exams. The exam will begin now.” The proctor finished speaking and took his seat once more. 

 

****


Sasuke flipped his exam over and read over the questions. 

He didn’t know the answer to a single. Fucking. One. 

Sasuke groaned internally and rubbed at the bridge of his nose, as if that would somehow make the answers appear for him. 

 

God fucking help Naruto and where the hell was Sakura when you need her??

 

Sasuke groaned again as he started to scratch an answer out for the math question. 

He fucking hated math. 

 

*****

 

Sakura stared down at her test. She chewed on her lip. 

Sasuke might be fine but there was no way Naruto would know any of these. 

 

As Sakura started to write out her first answer, she prayed to whatever deity would listen that the 10th question would be enough to save Naruto. 

 

****

 

One look at the exam questions and Naruto was fucked. Actually, he was so far beyond fucked it was ridiculous. 

 

The entire test might as well have been written in another language. 

 

‘Kurama? Please tell me you know the answers to at least 1 of these!’ Naruto pleaded in his head, to which Kurama let off a deep chuckle. 

 

‘I’m afraid I am just as lost as you are, Kit’ he replied. 

 

‘Ugh. You’re useless!’ Naruto replied. 

 

‘To be fair, I never did claim to be useful’ Kurama said, still chuckling. Naruto ran his fingers through his hair. 

 

Naruto tried to push the panic back, but every time he looked at the diagram of question 2, it bubbled back up.

 

There was no way he could do this. No possible fucking way. 

He’d have to cheat if he wanted to pass, but how? 

The only people he’d be confident enough to cheat off of were in different rooms. 

 

Naruto leaned forward and put his head in his hands.

What would Sasuke do? Would he even have to cheat? 

Naruto glanced back down at the diagram. 

Yeah. Sasuke’s bad at math, he’d have to cheat. That is, if that question is even asking you to do math to solve it.

 

A faint buzzing noise brought him out of his internal meltdown and Naruto’s attention was drawn to a small fly crawling across his desk. 

Naruto glances to his right at Shino, but Shino wasn’t looking at him, at least Naruto didn’t think Shino was looking at him, what with those stupid sunglasses on. 

 

Naruto glances back down at his new insect companion, who quite literally hopped across the desk and stopped on question 1. It hopped around the answer box for a second before taking off and flying in the form of an 8 for a few minutes. Naruto furrowed his brow and reread question 1. 

 

Yeah, it seems like 8 fits as an answer, but was that really what It was telling him? Was he really going to listen to a bug? 

Naruto shrugged to himself before writing 8 in the box. 

 

It was better than nothing. Thanks Shino. You rock. 

 

Naruto grinned to himself and out of the corner of his eye he swore he saw a smile on Shino’s face, but when he looked, Shino’s face was just as impassive as ever. 

 

*****

 

Sakura finished the test with almost half an hour to spare and grinned to herself. 

That test was challenging but not challenging enough. 

 

Just as Sakura put her pencil down, a sharp pain shot through her skull. 

She blinked rapidly, trying to clear the pain. 

 

“Alright. It’s almost time for the 10th question” the proctor spoke up and Sakura glanced up at the clock. 

It was 11:45 what the fuck. She’d lost like 15 minutes. 

 

Sakura rubbed at her eyes and glanced back down at her test. 

 

‘Got you forehead girl! :)’  was written in a familiar, neat scrawl. Ino-pig. 

 

Sakura almost groaned aloud. The door opened and another proctor hurried in and handed their proctor a clipboard. 

 

“Before I give you the 10th question, I’m going to announce the participants who have been disqualified.” The proctor said, standing and looking down at the clipboard.

 

Sakura grit her teeth. 

Please for the love of god don’t say 47. 

 

“Numbers, 36, 23, 75, 44, 86, 33, 99, 77, And 32 you are all disqualified. Thankyou for participating. We will see you next year.” Sakura let out a breath she didn’t realize she was holding. Oh thank fuck. 

 

“Now, for the 10th question, i'd like to add onto the rules.” Sakura almost slammed her head into the desk. 

 

****

 

Sasuke held his breath as his proctor rattled off the numbers of those who were disqualified, desperately listening for 46. 

 

Relief flooded through him when the proctor finished and he hadn’t heard his number. Sasuke watched as at least half the class jumped up and stomped out of the room. 

 

“Now, before the 10th question, i'd like to add onto the rules.” Sasuke immediately started to chew on his nails. 

Try not to die . Kakashi had said. 

Sasuke was sure that Kakashi had meant to not get themselves murdered, but Sasuke was more worried that the stress might kill him as well. 

 

****

 

As the proctor started to announce the numbers of those that were disqualified thus far, Naruto found himself on the edge of his seat. 

 

What if they’d seen Shino help him cheat?? 

What if he’d looked like he was cheating and they thought he was??? 

What if Sakura or Sasuke got caught cheating? 

Naruto blinked at that thought and almost snorted aloud. 

As if Sakura would have to cheat and Sasuke could probably steal the answer sheet off the proctors desk without getting caught. They were fine. 

 

The proctor didn’t call his number and Naruto almost shouted in triumph but then,... “before the 10th question I’d like to add onto the rules” Naruto almost cried. Kurama simply chuckled again. 

 

*****

 

“The 10th question is special. If you chose to take the question and answer it incorrectly, you will fail and you and you’re entire team will be barred from ever taking the exam again. However, you can choose to opt out of answering it. If you opt out, your team will still fail, but all 3 of you will be able to return next year to take it. Now please raise your hand if you wish to opt out.” 

 

****

 

Sakura looked around at everyone raising their hands and felt her stomach twist into knots. 

Surely, Sasuke and Naruto wouldn’t raise their hands. 

Would they? 

Should she? What if Naruto failed he question and got all 3 of them barred? 

 

Naruto wouldn’t give up here. He’s aiming for Hokage, even if he has to spend his entire life as a Genin. Cha! 

 

Sakura placed both of her hands on her desk and laced her fingers together. 

 

Regardless of what the 10th question is, they are going through this together. As a team!

 

Another proctor opened the door and handed off a clipboard. 

 

“Alright. It’s time to announce those whose teammates chose to opt out. Please exit the room quietly.” 

 

This time, Sakura didn’t feel even the tiniest shred of anxiety. 

 

“Now for the 10th question.” 

 

Sakura grinned to herself and leaned forward in anticipation. 

 

Bring it on, Cha! 

 

******

 

Sasuke forced himself to keep a straight face as he watched some of those around him raise their hands. 

 

Moon eyes and face paint, however, didn’t flinch. 

 

Sasuke grit his teeth.

 When the proctor had first announced the new rules, Sasuke had wanted to raise his hand. The fear of being a Genin forever because Naruto wouldn’t be able to answer the question correctly. 

But then, it was almost like Sasuke could hear Naruto’s speech. 

“I’ll become Hokage! Even if I have to stay a Genin my entire life!” 

 

Sasuke almost snorted aloud because that was just so Naruto. 

He also knew that there was no way in hell Naruto would raise his hand, actually, he’d probably murder Sasuke if he raised his own hand. 

 

Idly, Sasuke wondered if Sakura would be the one to raise her hand, but he quickly threw that thought out. 

Sakura wouldn’t do that, she wouldn’t take their chance away just because she was worried. 

 

When the proctor stood and announced that he would now read those whose teammates had opted out. 

Sasuke leaned back in his chair confident they wouldn’t call his number. 

 

“Now for the 10th question” 

 

Sasuke couldn’t keep the confident grin off his face. 

 

There’s no way they’re failing this. 

Let’s do this! Naruto, Sakura. 

 

****

 

Naruto’s jaw dropped open at the revelation of the new rules 

There’s no way they can do that right?!

 

‘There’s no way to know for sure, kit’ Kurama, ever the voice of reason, replied. Naruto almost groaned aloud. 

 

‘Should I still take it? If I fail it’ll only drag Sasuke and Sakura down with me’ Naruto panicked. He could almost see Kurama shaking his head. 

 

‘I think the Uchiha boy would be more angry if you opted out without even trying’ Kurama replied. Naruto nodded to himself. 

 

‘That’s right, Sasuke would kill me for taking this away from him without even giving him a chance. Plus, I’m going to become Hokage no matter what! Even if I have to be a Genin for the rest of my life!’ Naruto declared in his head, earning him another round of laughter from the demon fox. 

 

Naruto kept his head held high the entire time the proctor announced those who’d opted out. 

 

“Now for the 10th question” 

 

Naruto dug his fingernails into his palms and leaned forward. Ready to take on the world. 

 

There’s no way they’re gonna fail! 

 

*****

 

“Congradulations. You’ve all passed!” 

 

****

 

“What?!” Sakura’s jaw dropped. 

 

“There is no 10th question. You’ve all passed.” 

 

Sakura felt like crying. 

 

We did it! Sasuke! Naruto! Cha!

 

*****

 

Sasuke almost laughed aloud. 

 

“What?!” Someone else exclaimed. 

 

“There is no 10th question you’ve all passed” 

 

Sasuke couldn’t keep his laughter at bay anymore. 

They’d done it. Just like that. 

 

Sasuke couldn’t help but hope that the rest of the exam went that smoothly, but also, he prayed it was less stressful. 

Now, to find Naruto and Sakura. 

 

*****

 

“What?!” Naruto was on his feet in a second, heart beating wildly out of his chest. 

 

“There is no 10th question. You’ve all passed” the proctor repeated. 

 

“Are you… are you serious?” Naruto couldn’t believe his ears. 

 

“Yes. This test was based off of teamwork. Teamwork in a squad is very important and this test was mostly to see how well you trusted your teammates as well as how much faith you had in them” he replied. 

 

“Yahoo!” Naruto screamed, pumping his fist in the air and jumping. He spun around halfway and froze when he realized that the redhead was staring straight through him, a disgusted look on his face. He scoffed and looked away. Naruto felt his face flush. 

 

‘What’s his problem?’ Naruto wondered. 

 

‘I don’t know Kit, but it’s probably best you stay away from him. Something feels wrong about him’ Kurama replied easily. Naruto furrowed his brow as he followed the rest of the class out of the room. 

 

‘Wrong how?’ He questioned. 

 

‘He’s powerful and unhinged kit, nothing good can come from that combination’ Kurama replied. 

 

Naruto was just about to ask just what that meant, but familiar spiky black hair caught his attention. 

 

“Sasuke!” Naruto yelled, causing his black haired teammate to startle. Naruto took off across the room towards Sasuke. 

 

“Usuratonkachi!” Sasuke half exclaimed, half grunted as Naruto collided with him. 

Naruto stumbled back and grabbed Sasuke’s shoulders, excitedly shaking him. 

 

“We did it! We passed the exam!” He exclaimed, causing Sasuke to snort. 

 

“Yeah, but now we have the next phase.” Came another voice. Both Naruto and Sasuke looked up to find, Kabuto, Naruto’s new friend. 

 

“Do we know what it is yet?” Sasuke asked, raising an eyebrow at the boy in front of them. 

 

“No I can’t say that I do as of yet.” Kabuto replied. 

 

“Oh! I need to introduce you two! Sasuke this is Kabuto my new friend and Kabuto this is Sasuke! My best friend!” Naruto exclaimed.  Kabuto laughed and Sasuke couldn’t help but feel smug about his status as being Naruto’s best friend

 

“Sasuke Uchiha I believe. Are you as good as the rumors say?” Kabuto asked. Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Who was this guy?

 

“Would you like to find out?” He asked, half threateningly. There was something about this guy that just put Sasuke on edge. 

 

“Sasuke! Naruto!” Came a female voice. 

 

“Sakura-chan!” Naruto responded with a grin. 

Sakura crashed into both of them with a grunt and threw her arms around both of them. 

 

“We did it!!” She cried. 

 

“Yeah. Yeah we did” Sasuke replied with a smile. 

When he looked up, the silverhaired Genin was gone

Chapter 17: Please Don't Eat Me! I Taste Bad!

Summary:

But no matter how many times Sasuke told himself that he was just being overly paranoid, he still had to admit that there was just something about the woman that made him feel uneasy as if at any moment she were going to unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole.

Notes:

Okay so... my writing kinda got out of hand on me on this chapter... lol

I was debating on whether or not I wanted to post this chapter because it's more or less just my self-indulgent bullshittery so this chapter is less plot-relevant and more my 'I want to take a moment to appreciate and admire the deep love that Sasuke has always had for Naruto'

Which also begs the question, should I create another work to post all the snippets I've written for this story that don't fit in anywhere? Because I have many. :)

Anyways, questions of plot relevance aside, I really hope y'all like this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it! (well, the last half anyway.) ;-;

Chapter Text

Naruto was chattering away to Sasuke about how nervous he was during the written portion when something crashed through the window, spraying glass everywhere and sending all 78 of the remaining exam candidates on high alert. Almost every single one of them in the room drew their weapons in an instant. 

 

It was a giant… dark red ball? Sasuke watched with furrowed brows as the cloth ball or whatever it was unfurled revealing a woman with dark brown hair tied up in a bun. Next, to Sasuke, Sakura let off a half-choked noise before turning away and covering her mouth. Her face was a light shade of pink. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at her behavior before turning back to examine the woman in front of them. 

 

“Anko Mitarashi!” She introduced herself with a wide smile. It was then that Sasuke noticed she didn’t have a shirt on. Well, she had a jacket on but all that was under it was mesh armor, putting her bare chest on almost full display. Was that what Sakura was choking about?

 

Sasuke blinked a few times, honestly, he didn’t see the appeal. 

Then again, he was pretty sure he was gay… was Sakura…? 

 

Sasuke made a mental note to ask Sakura later but then decided against it because that was really rude

If she wanted them to know, they’d know. Sasuke shook his head quickly to dispel any remaining thoughts about Sakura’s sexuality and tried to tune back into what the proctor was saying, but she was gone. 

He’d missed the whole fucking thing. 

 

“Hellooooo? Earth to Sasuke! You in there?” Sasuke jumped at the sudden appearance of Naruto’s face within his own. 

He was then reminded of the almost-kiss they’d shared earlier and Sasuke found himself reeling back, away from Naruto. 

He cleared his throat, “Yeah I’m here. Sorry, spaced out for a sec, what’d I miss?” he asked. Naruto snorted before laughing. 

 

“Damn, both you AND Sakura missed out on that whole speech?” Naruto snorted out more laughter while Sasuke glared and Sakura made a noise of protest. Finally, Naruto straightened. 

 

“Basically, she said that we can go home for the night and find out from Kakashi-sensei where we need to go...” Naruto voice faded out as Sasuke nodded absently and found himself peering around the room again, trying to see if he could see that silver-haired genin from earlier, but he couldn’t see him anywhere. Sasuke shivered slightly and frowned. He could feel someone's eyes on him but who?

 

“Annnnnnywayss, are you sure you're okay?” Naruto asked cautiously, eyeing Sasuke. Sasuke blinked slowly a few times. 

 

“Yeah, I’m fine just a headache” that wasn’t technically a lie… he did get hit in the head earlier. 

 

“Oh from your fight with bushy brows??” Naruto asked. Sasuke nodded again. Naruto nodded sagely. 

 

“Okay, then let's get you home. Hey Sakura! Wanna get dinner to celebrate passing the first half of the exams?” Naruto asked. For a minute, Sakura seemed completely stunned that Naruto had even offered something like that . She glanced over at Sasuke, trying to figure out whether or not he actually wanted her there but Sasuke met her gaze with one of his own. 

 

“Hn.” Sasuke hummed and apparently, that was all the confirmation Sakura needed because the next second she was throwing her arms around both of them. 

 

“Okay! Let's get dinner! But I’m picking the place!” She announced. A statement to which Naruto avidly began protesting because ‘ramen is the best! Believe it’ 

 

They were making their way out of the testing building, Sakura and Naruto arguing about the benefits and risks of eating ramen for every meal, Sakura was winning by the way, when Sasuke suddenly crashed into someone, sending him stumbling backward and almost, almost landing on his ass. Okay, maybe he did fall on his ass. 

 

“Oh my! I’m so sorry!” a feminine voice exclaimed Sasuke looked up to lock eyes with a woman with skin so pale it might as well have been paper and long silky looking black hair. 

 

The woman stuck her hand out to pull Sasuke up and her hand lingered on him a little longer than necessary. Sasuke continued to stare up at her, finding himself mesmerized by her piercing amber eyes. It was then Sasuke recognized the guy standing slightly behind her. 

That silver-haired genin. 

 

“Kabuto-san!” Naruto exclaimed bounding forward and shouldering his way past Sasuke and the woman to go talk to his new friend. Sasuke tried not to let his not jealous irritation show on his face. 

 

Sasuke found himself still staring, wordlessly, at the honestly creepily smiling woman in front of him when Naruto hopped back over and grabbed a hold of Sasuke’s arm. 

 

“Sasuke! Sakura! Kabuto-san and Shiore-san are gonna come to eat with us!” Naruto exclaimed, slightly shaking Sasuke who grunted in response. 

 

********

 

Sasuke kept his eyes trained on the silver-haired genin, Kabuto , as he walked along in front of him, talking animatedly with boy Sakura and Naruto. 

 

The woman, Shiore , insisted on hanging back and talking to Sasuke, who really couldn’t be bothered with responding all that well, but that didn’t dissuade her from talking to him. 

Something about the complexity of seal marks or something?? Sasuke honestly wasn’t paying that much attention to her words per se, but it was more or less her…. Accent that he found quite odd. Something about the way she drug out her S’s almost as if she were hissing the words. Like a snake... Sasuke shook his head, he was just being paranoid again. 

 

But no matter how many times Sasuke told himself that he was just being overly paranoid, he still had to admit that there was just something about the woman that made Sasuke feel uneasy as if at any moment she were going to unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole. 

Sasuke snorted at the brief image of her doing just that flitted through his mind. His snort did not go unnoticed by the mysterious woman who regarded him slightly confused. 

 

Whatever. Let her think I’m crazy. Maybe then she won’t eat me.

 

The uneasy feeling still hadn’t settled by the time they reached the restaurant. Sasuke vaguely recognized it as being the barbeque that Choji’s family-owned, even if the only thing that made him recognize it was the picture of Choji and his father on the wall right by the front door. 

 

They took their seats and ordered their drinks. Sakura was excitedly blabbering on and on to Kabuto about medical ninjutsu and the best way to stitch up an open wound and blah blah blah.

Sasuke was midsentence in responding to Naruto’s “ do you think there’s anyone out there who can summon chickens, just like… normal chickens? ,” when he felt his skin prickle as he felt eyes on him, yet again

 

Sasuke turned to his right and soon found the culprit, Shiore. She was watching him from across the table with a weird fascination that made him instantly very uncomfortable. Sasuke shivered and looked away. Naruto shot him a weird look but Sasuke just shrugged and mumbled something about needing to use the bathroom and pushing away from the table. 

 

Sasuke headed in the direction of the bathrooms but turned at the last second and made a beeline for the exit. 

He pushed through the doors and took in a deep breath. The sun had gone down now and the moon was steadily rising in the sky, casting a soft glow over everything. Sasuke shuffled over and leaned heavily against the side of the building and stared up at the stars. 

 

It wasn’t long before the door to the restaurant opened and Sasuke turned, half expecting to see a worried Naruto, but his stomach twisted when he came face to face with the very person he’d been escaping, Shiore. 

 

At first, she said nothing, just continued to stare at him with her stupid slitted yellow eyes and that same damn look on her face. Like she wanted to eat him. 

 

“You ran out of there so fast. I was worried” She drawled, dragging out her s’s far too long for Sasuke’s liking. He pursed his lips and regarded her the way one might regard a poisonous viper, which she most certainly was

 

“Yeah well, I’m fine. You can go back inside now” He borderline growled back at her. He wanted to turn and walk away but the thought of turning his back on this woman made him uneasy. 

Why was she affecting him like this? Was it the possible concussion or the nerves from the exam?? 

 

“I can see that” She responded, eyes raking up and down his body.  Sasuke rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest, glaring at her. She smiled then, a sickly sweet smile that had his stomach rolling as she leaned in, close enough for him to feel her hot breath against his ear, “but you won't be for long” She pulled away then, flashing him another smile before she turned and started to walk away. Sasuke stood there, shell shocked at her words, struggling to comprehend them. Finally, he shook his head and turned to head inside. 

 

“Oh! By the way, I have to say I'm looking forward to the second part of the exams tomorrow! I hope we meet again, Sasuke Uchiha ” She called over her shoulder, raising a hand to wave at him. The ground swayed underneath Sasuke’s feet as he ended up clutching the nearby side of the building for support. By the time Sasuke looked back up, Shiore was gone. 

 

Sasuke doesn’t know how long he stood out there, insides churning and hands semi shaking, but it was long enough for Naruto to come looking for him. 

 

“Sasuke you alright?” Naruto asked gently, moving to grab onto Sasuke’s arm. He nodded slowly. 

 

“Yeah, I think I'm just feeling sick from the fight earlier, you know adrenaline and everything must've worn off after we finished the written exam” Sasuke mumbled. He leaned heavily against Naruto who rubbed his back. 

 

“I’m gonna run back inside and let Kabuto-san and Sakura-chan know that we’re leaving because you don’t feel good. You're gonna need to rest as much as possible before tomorrow.” Naruto said. He carefully leaned Sasuke back up against the side of the building and disappeared inside before reappearing within minutes and flashing a grin and his signature thumbs up. Sasuke managed a small smile at him as Naruto once again threw Sasuke’s arm over his shoulder and wrapped his own arm around his waist. 

 

On the way home, Naruto launched himself back into his “ Why it would be useful to learn how to summon chickens” speech. Sasuke rolled his eyes and almost told Naruto that 1. He doesn’t need convincing because there was nothing anyone could say to make Sasuke see the ‘battle advantages’ there would be to summoning chickens and 2. Why in the fuck would you want to eat your summons? They’re friends, not food Naruto. It's just plain rude to summon your familiar with the intention of eating him. 

 

Naruto laughed loudly when Sasuke voiced that last thought. It was the kind of laugh that turned all of Sasuke’s insides into marshmallow and made it impossible not to smile. The kind of laugh that sounded like there was nothing bad in the world. 

 

‘Home’ Sasuke thinks, ‘that laugh sounds like home’ 

 

Sasuke prayed that Naruto never stopped laughing like that. 

 

*****

 

Sasuke launched himself across the room and landed on his bed with an audible ‘oof’ the moment Naruto opened the bedroom door. Naruto’s laugh sounded from somewhere behind him but Sasuke couldn’t be bothered to care, he was far too sleepy.

But apparently, Naruto hated him , because instead of crawling into bed with Sasuke, he grabbed some clothes and decided to go take a shower. 

 

“Asshole” Sasuke muttered under his breath as he heard the shower turn on. Sasuke rolled over and came face to face with the beady little blue eyes of Menma. He sat up and reached out to pull the stuffed frog into his lap, running his fingers over its fuzzy fake fur. 

 

“I almost kissed Naruto today. He acted so normally afterward I wonder if he even realized. Honestly, I wonder how he’d react if I'd actually done it” Sasuke muttered out loud to the frog. 



“Then again, knowing Naruto, he’d probably just think it was a friend thing .” Sasuke snorted out loud at the thought of it. He could probably tell Naruto that best friends kissed each other all the time and Naruto would just blindly believe it. 

 

“What do you think Menma? Should I kiss the idiot?” Sasuke mused out loud, staring down at the stuffed animal as if it was going to suddenly become sentient and start speaking to him. 

But, Menma only stared up at him blankly and Sasuke felt a bit silly for talking to it in the first place. He tossed Menma down to the foot of his bed with a frustrated sigh. 

 

“Stupid frog. You’re no help” He muttered as he fell back onto his back, starfishing out on his bed. Sasuke stared at the roof as the events of the day played over in his mind. 

From the almost kiss, to the written exam, the fear of being a genin forever, that silver-haired genin, and that yellow-eyed freak. 

 

Sasuke was abruptly knocked out of his thoughts as Naruto swung the door of their bedroom open. He stepped inside rubbing his wet hair with a towel and smiled at Sasuke, but then frowned when he saw Sasuke hadn’t changed clothes. 

 

“Sasukeeeeeee. Those clothes are dirty! Don’t make the bed dirty I just washed the sheets” He whined loudly. Sasuke huffed and sat up. He was just about to tell Naruto that his clothes were in fact, not dirty because all he’d done in them today was take a stupid written test. But then he glanced down at the dark blue shirt and saw the stiff dark stain on the front of it and winced, remembering how his face had bled during the fight with Lee earlier. Then his face turned red as he realized he’d gone the rest of the day with a giant bloodstain on the front of his shirt. Lovely. Everyone probably thinks I’m crazy or something. 

Well…. To be fair he was talking to a stuffed frog not too long ago and he did get mad when it didn’t answer him back. 

 

Naruto was standing in front of Sasuke with his arms crossed. 

As messy as Naruto was as a person, his pet peeve was having dirty bedsheets. 

It was one of those things that Sasuke didn’t really understand but he complied because Naruto was scary when angry. 

 

So, as painful as it was, Sasuke drug himself out of bed so that he could change clothes, not because Naruto told him to but because sleeping with his cargo shorts and his gear on would fucking suck. He traded out his ‘ninja gear’ for Naruto’s garishly orange frog print pajama pants and a faded black shirt with an oranging bleach stain up the side. 

Apparently, Naruto hadn’t known that you couldn't use bleach on dark clothes. Why he’d even felt the need to use bleach in the first place was unknown to Sasuke. 

Whatever, not like Sasuke could really get mad at Naruto for not knowing. After all, he hadn’t ever had anyone show him how to properly do laundry. 

Although, despite knowing it wasn’t really Naruto’s fault, it didn’t stop Sasuke from occasionally joking that it was all an elaborate plan set up by Naruto to turn everything Sasuke owned orange. 

 

Sasuke turned around to face Naruto who was grinning at him from their bed. 

He did a little spin for Naruto, “Better?” he asked sarcastically. Naruto snorted from his spot in bed. 

“Yes, you ass. Now let's go to sleep! I’m so exhausted I just might die!” Naruto exclaimed dramatically, placing the back of his hand against his forehead and tilting his head upwards. Sasuke couldn’t help but roll his eyes at Naruto’s overdramatic antics. 

 

“Oh, I’m sure you are. All that thinking you did on that test today was probably the extent of your brainpower for the week.” Sasuke said with a smirk earning him a loud ‘Fuck off!’ and a Menma to the face. Sasuke caught his stuffed frog and tucked it under his arm as he strode over to flick the light off before returning to crawl back into bed. 

 

Sasuke let out a contented sigh as he let himself sink back down into his bed. 

Beside him, Naruto snickered. 

 

“What's so funny?” Sasuke asked, turning to look at Naruto, who only giggled harder. 

 

“I was just thinking… about how I didn’t really answer a single question, not on my own anyway,  Shino gave me the answer to one of them.” Naruto said with a laugh. 

 

That was it, Sasuke lost it. He burst into laughter with Naruto and they laughed and laughed because that was just so fucking Naruto. Passing a test and only answering 1 question. 

 

As Sasuke caught his breath he found himself watching Naruto, still shaking with barely audible laughter now. For a moment, he simply admired him, the way that the moonlight coming through the window lit up Naruto’s face so softly yet intensified his eyes in a way that left Sasuke breathless. 

 

I love you. The words were right there… on the tip of his tongue and every fiber of Sasuke’s being itched to say them aloud. To declare right then and there that he loved Naruto Uzumaki, but he couldn’t get them out. Instead, what he said was, 

 

“Hn. Dobe” 

 

Although, with the amount of affection Sasuke put behind that word, anyone in the world would’ve known, Naruto on the other hand… 

 

“Grr. Teme ! I still passed! Because I’m just so amazing you know!” 

 

Sasuke wouldn’t dispute that claim. 

 

********

 

Just as Sasuke was about to fall asleep, he bolted upright in bed, struck by a paralyzing realization.

 

He’s in love with Naruto. 

 

Sasuke flopped back down and groaned quietly into his pillow. Naruto, as if he could sense Sasuke’s spiritual torment, rolled over in his sleep and attached himself to Sasuke’s side like a koala, further sending Sasuke into a mind-boggling whirlwind of ‘ I'm in love with Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. The number one unpredictable hyperactive ninja of the leaf. The jinchuuriki for the 9-tails. My best friend.' 

 

' I'll tell him when we pass the chunin exams.' Sasuke promised himself.

Chapter 18: Nightmares, Bloodlust, and Flowercrowns

Summary:

“Kurama doesn’t like him” Naruto whispered. Sasuke drew his brows together.

“Why?” He asked. Naruto shrugged in response, “he says something’s not right about him and we shouldn’t trust him”

Sasuke had to laugh at that because, “Well, Kurama’s in luck because I never had any intention of trusting that freak” Sasuke said.

Notes:

Okay so I've worked really hard on this chapter and i'm like still not fully satisfied...? I feel like i've been saying that alot recently. LOL
anyways, this was supposed to be the actual exams but I got carried away and welp. Heres some more filler.

Anyways, as always, please tell me what you think! :)

 

And I promise I won't be mean to Gaara. :( he's just his angry murderous self at the moment.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Sasuke found that he couldn’t sleep that night, to wired from his realization that he was in love with his best friend. He tossed and turned and even resorted to begging the gods to just let him sleep. Please, the second phase of the exams is tomorrow! 

 

Finally, after about 4 hours of staring at the ceiling and listening to Naruto’s obnoxious snoring, Sasuke had had enough. 

He carefully disentangled himself from his blonde companion before creeping down the halls to the front door. 

 

He winced as the door creaked loudly and he started to try to shut it behind him as quietly as possible but then thought ‘fuck it Naruto wouldn’t wake up during an earthquake’. 

 

He wasn’t sure where he was going to go, so Sasuke just wandered, letting his naked feet, god why didn’t he think to put on shoes?  choose his destination and eventually, he found himself standing at the pier as he had all those nights ago. 

He couldn’t help but chuckle at the irony of the situation as he sat down on the edge of the pier, letting his feet dangle in the water. 

 

He laid back against the deck and stared up at the stars. 

 

~~~~~~~~

 

“Did you know some people used to make a living off of studying the stars?” Itachi asked 5-year-old Sasuke, whose eyes had grown to be the size of saucers. 

 

“Really? People used to do that?” He asked his big brother excitedly. Itachi managed a small smile in response. He pulled his little brother close and tucked him under his arm. 

 

“They did. They used to draw maps of the stars in the sky. They’d connect some of the stars that were close together to make shapes. They called the groups the ‘constellations’ then they gave each constellation its own name” Itachi said. He sighed quietly and looked up at the stars

 

“But I don’t see anything! They all just look like dots to me!” Sasuke whined next to him, earning a chuckle from Itachi. 

 

“Okay okay. I’ll show you one. Do you see that small group of stars?” Itachi took hold of Sasuke’s small wrist and pointed his finger at a specific spot, “right there. See how it kind of looks like a spoon?” He asked, tracing it in the sky with Sasuke’s hand. Sasuke nodded slowly. 

 

“That one's called the Big Dipper. Do you see the smaller spoon near it? That’s the Little Dipper” Itachi explained. Sasuke grinned and threw his arms around his brother. 

 

“You’re so smart Aniki” he exclaimed. 

‘When I grow up I wanna be just like Itachi, then dad will have to acknowledge me.’

 

Little Sasuke looked back up at the sky, eyes wide and curious. Itachi’s arm fell away from around his shoulders and Sasuke jerked his head to the side to look at Itachi, but he was no longer next to him. 

When Sasuke looked back down he was no longer sitting on the pier, he was standing in the dojo of his house and Itachi stood in front of him, sword dripping red with blood. His parent's blood. Itachi was staring at him, eyes frantically swirling like pinwheels, making him dizzy. 

 

“I left you alive because you weren’t worth killing. Foolish little brother” 

Suddenly, Itachi lurched forward, heading straight for Sasuke. 

 

~~~~~~~

Something tapped Sasuke’s shoulder and he jerked awake, instantly swinging his arm at his assailant who groaned loudly and familiarly. Sasuke opened his eyes and looked over at his supposed assailant to find Naruto, rubbing his left eye.

 

“Damn Teme. You almost took my eye out” Naruto complained, still rubbing his eye which was quickly beginning to turn purplish red. Sasuke winced. 

 

“Uh Sorry,” Sasuke replied dumbly, still reeling from his dream nightmare??? . Naruto narrowed his not bruising eye at him suspiciously before flopping down onto the pier as well and swinging his feet into the water. Sending a wave of water into the air and almost splashing Sasuke in the process. Sasuke’s glare went unnoticed by Naruto, however. 

 

“What’re you doing out here anyway? I woke up and you were just gone. Then I couldn’t sense your chakra which freaked me out cuz even though you suppress it, Kurama can usually detect it okay but he couldn’t tonight. I wandered around before I felt your chakra spike. Which was really worrying, but it also helped me find you easier” Naruto rattled on, mostly to himself at this point because Sasuke was getting increasingly more sleepy by the second. Why couldn’t this have happened earlier?! 

There was something so damn scarily calming about the blond that just made Sasuke ... sleepy?? He trusted in Naruto to keep him safe while he slept

 

Is that what Love is? Trusting someone not to kill you in your sleep?

 

That didn’t seem right, but then again, Sasuke had never been in love before so who was he to question? 

 

Sasuke blinked as he realized he still hadn’t answered Naruto’s question. He looked back to the blond to find him trailing his feet around in the water, waiting patiently, well as patient as Naruto could be because Sasuke could see him anxiously picking at his fingernails. Also, he kept stealing nervous glances at Sasuke when he thought he wasn’t looking. 

 

I couldn’t sleep so I came out here and then I had a nightmare” Sasuke mumbled quietly. Wordlessly, Naruto scooted closer to Sasuke and wrapped his right arm around him. 

Sasuke leaned against Naruto's side and gazed down at Naruto's foot in the water, watching the minute waves that it started. His eyes followed as the small waves spread from Naruto’s foot until they inevitably dissipated back into the lake. If only he could do that. Just dissipate into nothingness. 

 

“Do you ah. Do you want to talk about it?” Naruto asked quietly, staring down at the water. Sasuke pressed himself closer to Naruto and shrugged. 

There was a flash of orange underneath the surface of the water and Naruto stilled his foot. 

Both boys watched as an orange fish curiously inspected Naruto's toes. 

 

“It was about Itachi,” Sasuke mumbled. Naruto didn’t respond so Sasuke contented himself with watching the fish circled Naruto’s foot. 

 

“It was… somewhat of an old memory” Sasuke continued. He debated how much more to tell Naruto. He knew Naruto wouldn’t judge him for anything he said but he was so used to closing off his emotions that he honestly wasn’t sure how not to compartmentalize and ignore them. 

 

Sasuke took a deep breath. Might as well tell it all. 

 

“I was like 4 or 5 and father and mother were fighting. They rarely fought but when they did Itachi would take me somewhere so I didn’t hear so this time he took me out here to the pier and he was telling me about how people used to study and map the stars” Sasuke wasn’t sure why he was whispering, but it felt appropriate to be quiet. To not wake the dead maybe. 

Naruto still didn’t say anything, only continued to hold Sasuke against his side. 

 

Sasuke’s eyelids just started to get heavier and heavier

 

*****

 

The next thing Sasuke knew was that he was waking up to his blaring alarm clock in bed. Sasuke blindly reached out to turn it off but couldn’t seem to find it. 

The alarm shut off on its own and Sasuke snuggled back under the blankets. 

 

“Teme. You gotta get up.” Naruto called to Sasuke who only grumbled and stuck his middle finger up in response. 

 

A knock sounded from the front door and Sasuke peeked over his pillow to look at Naruto. 

 

“That’s probably Sakura. She said she’d bring breakfast over before the exam. I’ll go let her in. You should shower” Naruto called over his shoulder as he exited the room. 

 

“I’m pretty sure he just told me I stink” Sasuke mumbled grumpily to Menma, who didn’t respond. Sasuke pulled himself out of bed and stretched. 

He gathered some clothes and headed to the door but stopped just short and looked over his shoulder. He groaned and headed back over to his bed where he moved the stuffed frog to where it was sitting up against the wall. 

He patted him on the head. 

 

“Well, Menma. Wish me luck on my exams” Sasuke muttered, “I can’t believe I’m still talking to a stuffed frog” he added on, slightly embarrassed. 

 

Then, he left the room, headed for the bathroom. 

As he flipped the shower on, he could faintly hear Sakura and Naruto laughing about something. 

He couldn’t keep the smile off his face. 

 

******

 

Kakashi was late, as always and Team 7 was getting antsy

 

“Ugh. Where is he?!” Sakura exclaimed loudly, throwing her arms in the air. A flock of birds flew over them, shrieking the entire way. Sasuke winced at their shrill calls and rubbed at his head. 

He really hadn't gotten enough sleep. Then again, does he ever?

 

Maa, impatient as ever aren’t you Sakura?” Kakashi drawled. All three genin turned to find their Sensei, leaning against a tree behind them. Sakura blinked in surprise a few times before she glared. 

 

“You’re late! What if we miss the exams because of you!” She scolded. Kakashi raised his arms in front of himself defensively. 

 

“Maaa. I wasn’t that late. Plus I bet Anko will be late too.” Kakashi continued. Sasuke was sure he saw a vein ticking in Sakura’s forehead. Kakashi must’ve seen it too because he quickly gave them directions to the exam site. 

 

“She’s set up the second part of the exam at the old training grounds, grounds number 40” he finished. 

Okay... where the fuck is that? 

 

Instead of elaborating further, 

Kakashi’s one eye crinkled up like it did when he smiled. 

“Once again. Good luck you three. Sakura keep these two in line and Sasuke, you an Sakura make sure Naruto doesn’t do anything stupid” he said, earning him a loud “hey!” From Naruto, who then charged at Kakashi, intent on hitting him but just as Naruto’s fist connected with Kakashi’s stomach he abruptly disappeared in a puff of smoke. 

 

“A shadow clone ?!” Naruto yelled, quickly swiveling around trying to locate their teacher but he came up empty-handed, as did Sasuke and Sakura. 

 

“Let’s just get going Naruto. We got a while to walk” Sakura called, holding her map in her hands. 

Naruto grumbled and shoved his hands in his pockets before dramatically trudging along behind them. 

 

As Naruto fell into step with Sasuke. He had the weirdest expression on his face as he’d just smelled something bad. 

 

“What is it Dobe?” Sasuke asked. Naruto snapped out of his trance and turned to Sasuke, eyes wide. 

 

“Huh?” He asked, prompting Sasuke to roll his eyes. 

 

“I asked What’re you making that face for? You look like you do when we’re near the Inuzuka compound.” Sasuke said exasperatedly. 

Naruto’s nose was almost equal to that of an Inuzuka and so when they passed their compound, Naruto always pinched his nose. 

‘Too many different smells’ he’d said. 

Naruto’s jaw dropped and his mouth formed an O. 

 

“Oh. That Kakashi clone just smelled weird is all. Not like his usual self but also it wasn’t unfamiliar. I can’t quite figure out what he smelled like” Naruto said. 

 

Sasuke couldn’t help but snort and shake his head. 

Only Naruto. 

 

“Maybe he just got a new shampoo or something. Don’t hurt yourself thinking about it. We still got an exam to complete.” Sasuke replied just as Sakura glanced back at them over her shoulder. 

 

“We’re almost there!” She called. 

 

Both boys pushed forward to walk next to her. 

“Oh Sakura, you never did tell us what you learned for the exam,” Naruto said. Sakura stopped walking and blinked before suddenly laughing. 

 

“Oh that’s right I didn’t huh?” She asked, cocking her head to the side. Naruto and Sasuke shook their head and she grinned menacingly. 

 

“Oh weelllll you two will find out later~” She singsonged as She resumed walking. 

 

Behind her, Sasuke and Naruto shared a look to which Naruto shrugged. 

They resumed walking with Naruto attempting to guess Sakura’s new jutsu every step of the way. 

 

*******

Apparently, they reached the clearing pretty early as they were one of the first few teams there. 

 

Shiore and her team were sitting near the fence, that forest must be where the test is taking place. It doesn’t look very… genin friendly. 

 

Shiore took quick notice of Sasuke and sent him one of her creepy smiles that send shivers down his spine and made him slightly nauseous. 

 

Then there was the team from…. The village hidden in the Sound…? 

They looked like they were taking a nap. 

 

Another team was that team from the Village hidden in the Sand, Gaara’s team.

Gaara was leaning up against the tree with his arms crossed while his other two teammates hung off to the side, playing what looked like cards. 

Gaara’s eyes locked with Sasuke’s and there was a glint in them that had Sasuke feeling a confusing mixture of excitement and fear. 

 

Naruto slid closer to Sasuke, an act that didn’t go unnoticed by the redhead who’s unsettling eyes flitted over to Naruto before going back to Sasuke. 

 

“Kurama doesn’t like him” Naruto whispered. Sasuke drew his brows together. 

 

“Why?” He asked. Naruto shrugged in response, “he says something’s not right about him and we shouldn’t trust him” 

 

Sasuke had to laugh at that because, “Well, Kurama’s in luck because I never had any intention of trusting that freak” Sasuke said. Naruto giggled before he plopped down onto the ground next to Sakura, who had begun picking flowers and was currently weaving them into a flower crown. 

 

“Sakuraaaaaa. Show me how to do thatttttt” Naruto whined. Sasuke sighed quietly to himself before also sitting down on the ground next to them both. He leaned his back up against a tree trunk and contented himself with watching Naruto and Sakura weave flower stems together. 

He let his eyes slip closed, for just a moment, because suddenly something was plopped down onto his head. Sasuke’s eyes shot open and he came face to face with Naruto’s beaming smile. 

Behind him, Sakura was snorting into her hand, eyes wide. Sasuke reached a careful hand up to his head and set his glare directly onto Naruto when he felt…. Flowers. 

 

“What the hell Usuratonkachi?” Sasuke hissed under his breath, glancing around at the multitude of teams that had gathered by now. Some of them were looking his direction, pointing and whispering about his new accessory. Naruto blinked and sat back. 

 

“Whaaa? I think it looks really pretty on you Sasuke,” he said, causing Sasuke’s face to flare up a bright red. 

Sakura leaned in close and placed a hand on top of Sasuke’s as he reached up to pull it off of his head, “Leave it on. Right now the other teams are probably wondering why we even showed up if we’re acting like children. They’ll underestimate us on the field.” She whispered quietly. 

 

Sasuke glared at her darkly, to which Sakura only smiled brightly in response. 

 

“Come on Sasuke-kun lighten up a bit. This is exciting!” Sakura said excitedly. Sasuke only rolled his eyes and closed them again. 

 

“Wake me up when the proctors get here.” Sasuke mumbled quietly. 

 

“Will do!” Came Sakura’s cheerful reply. 

 

*****

 

Naruto woke Sasuke up just as Anko was making her appearance, forcing Sasuke to jump to his feet. 

What had to be dozens of flowers tumbled to the ground, in addition to the crown that Naruto and Sakura had made him. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at Sakura and Naruto who both looked guilty as fuck, but then Anko made her grand appearance and all was lost. 

He sighed and turned his attention to Anko, who had just begun explaining the name of this place. 

 

Wait, did she say forest of DEATH? 

 

“I’m sorry, it's called the whAT?!” Naruto screeched, causing both Sakura and Sasuke to flinch. 

Sasuke felt his face heating up as several of the other participants turned to look at their little group. 

 

The annoyed proctor cleared her throat, causing Naruto to shrink back in embarrassment. 

“Sorry” He squeaked. She ignored Naruto’s quiet apology and turned her attention back to the clearing full of genin. 

 

“As I said, All of you will be going into what is commonly known as, The Forest of Death. Each team will be given either an Earth Scroll or a Heaven scroll, to pass this portion of the exam your entire team will have to make there was to the other side of the forest with one of each scroll. Under no circumstances are you allowed to open the scrolls, doing so will result in immediate disqualification, this also goes for opening other teams’ scrolls. Basically, you open ANY scroll, you lose. Understand?” She waited for everyone to nod before continuing, “You will have a week to procure another teams scroll. All three team members must be present and alive to win. If you don’t finish within 7 days then you fail, as well as if you finish with only two team members. Unconcious counts as alive , so those who bring their incapacitated teammates will still pass. Any questions?” She asked, looking around. No one raised their hands. She nodded to herself. 

 

“Okay good. Now I’ll call you guys up team by team and give you your scrolls then you'll be sent into the woods. Once everyone has entered, we will sound an alarm and the exam will begin. There will be NO attacking at the starting point and doing so will result in immediate disqualification.” She said. Another proctor walked up with a box under one arm and a clipboard in another. He handed the clipboard over to her and she grinned at him. 

 

“Okay. so the first team will be uh… Team Shiroe from the Land of Grass? Please step forward” She said evenly. Shiroe and two other genin stepped forward and Sasuke’s stomach turned. The other proctor handed Anko a scroll and Anko started to hand the scroll over to Shiore, an earth scroll from the looks of it , and Shiroe made no attempt at hiding it, which seemed to unsettle Sasuke even more, but then something else interesting happened, Shiore seemed to have said something to Anko as she took the scroll, leaving Anko standing there, a slightly shocked look on her face. She stared into space for a second and absently reached up to touch her neck before quickly shaking her head and clearing her throat. 

 

Meanwhile, Shiore looks like she’s not even worried that everyone now knows what she has. 

 

Sasuke found himself even more unsettled when, right before she stepped through the gate to follow her other two team members, she turned and smiled, directly at Sasuke , and winked. Then, disappeared into the forest. Sasuke swallowed hard and ignored the pointed look Sakura sent him. He didn’t want to talk about it. 

 

Anko went on to call several other teams up and handed them their scrolls. The teams that went after Shiore’s team, hid their scrolls the best they could. 

Briefly, Sasuke debated activating his Sharingan to see what type of scroll each team has but he wasn't quite sure if that could be considered cheating or not, so he refrained. Naruto, however, was watching the scroll exchange uncharacteristically closely. He noticed Sasuke watching him and grinned slightly before scooting closer to him. 

 

“So far, all they’ve given out are Earth scrolls” He whispered quietly, careful to make sure none of the surrounding teams could hear him. Sasuke blinked. 

 

“How do you know that?” He questioned. Naruto blinked in surprise. 

 

“Well, cuz they all have the earth symbol sealing them closed. Unless they made all the scrolls look the same, which wouldn’t make sense because we aren’t allowed to open the scrolls.” Naruto explained. Sasuke nodded. Makes sense. 

 

“Tell me when they start handing out Heaven scrolls” He muttered quietly to Naruto who nodded and went back to watching intensely. Sasuke noticed Naruto was also chewing on his thumbnail, a habit he’d picked up from Sasuke. 

 

“Team Gaara from Suna” Anko read. The redhead, Gaara , along with face paint, and pigtails stepped forward. 

They also made no attempt at concealing which scroll they’d been handed, an Earth Scroll, judging by Naruto’s lack of saying anything. 

 

Sasuke tried to commit that to memory as another team stepped forward. 

 

“Team Guy of Konoha” Anko announced and Sasuke watched curiously as moon eyes, Lee, and some other girl he was sure he hadn’t seen, stepped forward. Mooneyes accepted their scroll and quickly hid it in his jacket and they all entered the forest. Sasuke glared. 

 

Anko called the next team up and Naruto leaned over and tapped Sasuke, mouthing the words ‘ heaven scroll’. Sasuke gave a short nod and turned his attention back to the proctor. 

 

“Team 7 of Konoha” Anko announced, jolting Sasuke and Naruto into action. They were most likely getting a heaven scroll. 

As they made their way up to the entrance, Sasuke wished he could activate his Sharingan so he could remember all the teams who didn’t have an earth scroll, but he thought better of it. 

Sasuke and Naruto hung back and let Sakura accept the scroll and Anko smirked as she handed the scroll over to Sakura. 

 

“Impressive” She murmured, much to Sasuke’s confusion. He looked to Sakura for an explanation, but she was already ahead of them, moving into the forest. 

Sasuke sighed and followed her in, half dragging Naruto behind him. 

 

Once they were behind the trees, Sasuke asked his question. 

“What did she mean when she said impressive?” He asked Sakura as they started climbing up the trees and hopping from limb to limb. Sakura’s face turned red and she stopped suddenly causing Naruto to slam directly into her back and they would’ve gone straight over if it wasn’t for Sakura’s incredible, inhuman if you asked Sasuke, chakra control and Sasuke grabbing the back of Naruto’s jacket, who in turn grabbed onto Sakura. 

 

Once they were right side up, Sakura turned around and crouched down on her tree limb. Sasuke and Naruto followed suit. She glanced around suspiciously a few times before leaning close and whispering, “I cast a genjutsu on our scroll so it looked like I put it in my bag, but I really put it in Naruto’s bag. She said with a wide grin. Naruto blanched before yanking his bag off his back and opening it. All three of them leaned over to peer into his bag. 

 

The scroll seemed to stare back up at them and Sasuke leaned back on his feet and stared at Sakura. 

He hadn’t even noticed anything. 

 

“How did you do that?!” Naruto whisper yelled. Sakura only giggled and put her finger up to her lips. 

“It’s a secret,” she said. Naruto grinned at her.

 

“See? Told you you’d be great at Genjutsu! Me and Sasuke never really understood it that great” Naruto replied. Sasuke felt all the blood rush to his face as Sakura turned her gaze over to him. 

 

“You two didn’t?” She asked innocently. Sasuke resisted the urge to shove her off the tree branch and instead stood. 

He only flinched slightly when the alarm signaling the start of the exam sounded. 

 

“That’s irrelevant. Come on guys we can’t stay stopped for long. We gotta move and look for one of the teams who have an Earth scroll” Sasuke said, grateful for the chance to change the subject. 

 

Both Sakura and Naruto giggled at Sasuke’s obvious attempt at skirting around Sakura’s question from before. 

 

“Okay. Let’s go!” Naruto replies, jumping up and with newfound energy he bounded forward leaving Sasuke and Sakura with no choice but to follow. 

 

The continued to hop through the trees until the sun started to set. 

 

As they started to set up ‘ camp’ which was really just them hunkering down in a tree and eating dinner, Sasuke found himself growing increasingly more worried as time went on, but about what he couldn’t place. It feels like there are eyes on us, but where are they? 

Sasuke was sure there was someone following them but he couldn’t figure out why

 

“We need to come up with a phrase so we can make sure you are who you say you are” Sasuke blurted out. Sakura and Naruto shared a look before they started howling with laughter. Sasuke glared at both of them until they managed to get their laughter under control. 

 

“Where did that come from?” Sakura asked, cocking her head to the side. In her lap lay several papers on which she was painting the symbols for paper bombs. 

 

Sasuke glanced down at the ground below before looking back up and locking eyes with Sakura, trying to tell her that someone was watching them. 

 

Sakura must’ve caught on because she gave a short nod before going back to her painting work. 

 

“Just in case someone tries to impersonate us. We don’t know what the other ninja’s jutsu’s are.” Sasuke replied. 

 

“So what do ya wanna use?” She asked, not looking up from her paper bombs. Sasuke blinked and tried to think of something.  

 

“What about the first 5 rules of a Shinobi?” Sakura asked. Sasuke blinked and tried to recall them himself but drew a blank. Perfect. 

 

“Okay deal,” he said, grinning slightly. Naruto drew his brows together. 

 

“Bwah! I don’t understand! What are they?” Naruto asked. Sakura sighed quietly before reciting them. 

 

“Rule 1. Shinobi must always show allegiance to their Kage.

Rule 2. A Shinobi must not value himself but rather adhere to his village's ideals.

Rule 3. hone your reflexes, they often react without you realizing it.

Rule 4. A Shinobi must always put the mission first.

Rule 5. A Shinobi must always put his village before himself.” She recited in a monotone voice. Sasuke blinked at her and tried to commit those rules to memory. 

 

“Okay. You got that Dobe?” Sasuke asked naruto who instantly looked scandalized as if he couldn’t believe Sasuke just asked him that

 

“Of course I do! Teme!” He exclaimed crossing his arms and pouting. Sasuke snorted and shook his head. 

 

“Okay so now that that’s done we can go to sleep but we need to sleep in shifts you two can go to sleep. I’ll take the first watch” Sasuke said. His only response was snoring and he looked up to find that Naruto had already fallen asleep while Sakura was still staring down at her paper bombs, carefully painting characters. 

 

Without looking up she said, “if you wanna go ahead and sleep some I’ll take first watch since I still have some of these to do” she replied. She dipped her brush into the inkwell she had precariously balanced on her knee. 

 

Sasuke started to argue but the pointed glare Sakura sends his way had him clamping his jaw shut and leaning back against the tree. 

 

“Hn. Whatever” he muttered to himself as he got comfortable enough to sleep.

 

****

 

 

Bonus: 

 

Naruto and Sakura could barely contain their giggles. It had been half an hour and they’d somehow gotten into a heated battle of ‘ who could decorate Sasuke with more flowers before he inevitably woke up and killed them both.’ 

Currently, Naruto was winning, which had Sakura feeling sour. 

But the count was 18 flowers on Naruto’s side and 15 on Sakuras. 

 

“He looks so… magical” Naruto snorted into his hand. Sakura snickered as she tucked another small daisy into Sasuke’s shirt. 

 

“He looks like some kind of flower prince,” she replied. 

 

“An asshole flower prince” Naruto replied as he very carefully attempted to balance a flower on Sasuke’s nose. 

 

They both dissolved into giggles when one of the petals tickled Sasuke’s nose and he sneezed in his sleep, sending a flurry of petals there way.

Notes:

PS... Naruto did carry Sasuke home from the pier. ;)

Chapter 19: I Guess We Wait

Summary:

He looked up just in time to see an enormous snake slam into Naruto, fangs bared, sending him flying away from them.

Notes:

Hi... I wanna just start this with an apology. I’ve really been struggling with writing this fic (or any of my fics) lately.
I’ve rewritten this chapter about 100 times and I still don’t like it and dont know what to do about it.
That being said, I am posting this mostly unfinished because I wanted to get something out and get some feedback.

I have no intention of dropping this fic! I love writing this fic and I’ve already gotten like the last 6 chapters written (it’s just getting there that’s hard) so please bear with me. And as always, Let me know what you think!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Naruto shook Sasuke awake just as the sun was rising over the horizon. 

 

Sasuke groaned and sat up, rubbing his eyes as sunlight poured into them, temporarily blinding him. 

 

“Ughhh, What time is it?” He asked, shielding his eyes from the onslaught of light, “why didn’t you wake me up last night to keep watch?” He finished. 

 

He fixed a glare onto Naruto who smiled sheepishly and rubbed at the back of his head. 

 

“You looked like you could use the sleep, honestly,” he said offhandedly. He stuck out a hand to pull Sasuke to his feet, only to quickly look away with a grimace when Sasuke stood and cracked his neck. 

 

“Heads up!” Sakura called. 

 

Sasuke and Naruto both only had seconds of warning before they were both pelted in the chest with protein bars. 

 

Sasuke caught his easily while Naruto fumbled and it would’ve fallen all the way to the ground below, had the blond not quickly focused his chakra to his feet and swung around to hang upside down from the branch they were on. 

 

As Naruto pulled himself back upright, Sasuke couldn’t help but let a laugh escape as he remembered the first time Naruto had tried to hang upside down from a tree and had promptly fallen directly into Sasuke’s lap. 

 

“Sh-shut up Teme!!” Naruto stuttered, face red. Sasuke rolled his eyes in response before he tore the wrapper off of his protein bar. 

 

He took a bite of it and almost spit it right back out. 

Sakura must’ve caught sight of his disgusted expression because she burst out into laughter. 

 

“Yeah I know. They’re awful huh? ” She asked between laughs. Sasuke glared at her as he chewed on what he could only describe as grainy cardboard. 

 

“My mom made them and I didn’t have the heart to tell her that they sucked. Just chew them fast.” She replied. She squatted down to tighten the straps on her sandals. 

 

The three ninja munched on their breakfast quietly, the two boys watching as their pink haired teammate went around gathering leaves from the tree branches above them. 

 

“What’re those for?” Naruto asked around a mouthful of protein bar. 

 

“It’s another secret” Sakura replied as she stretched up on her tiptoes to reach another bundle of leaves. 

They seemed to be just out of her reach so Sasuke, after watching Sakura struggle for a few minutes, walked over and easily reached above her. He grabbed a hold of the bundle of leaves and twisted, pulling them all free, he dropped them into Sakura’s waiting arms. She blinked up at him in shock for a few moments before she suddenly grinned up at him. 

 

“Thanks!” She said. Sasuke shrugged in response and went back to chewing on his protein bar. 

 

He didn’t even make a face this time. Hah! 

 

Once Sakura had basically stuffed her entire bag with leaves she hopped up and clapped her hands together. 

 

“Okay guys! I’m ready! Let’s go!” She exclaimed, far too excited for someone who’d just camped out in a treetop in a place called the Forest of Death , but whatever

Naruto, who’d been standing to Sasuke’s left suddenly lit up with excitement, a grin stretching across his face. 

The same one that did things to Sasuke’s insides , but again, whatever. 

 

“Yay! Earth scroll here we come!!” Naruto exclaimed loudly. Sakura’s face morphed into a glare. 

 

“Shhhh. You numbskull! You basically just let everyone in a 20 mile radius know that we have a heaven scroll” she hissed angrily. Naruto paled. 

 

“I mean Heaven scroll here we come!” He exclaimed again, earning him a well deserved swing in his direction from Sakura, to which the blond immediately dove behind Sasuke. 

 

“Agh. Naruto!” Sakura exclaimed, swinging at him again. She tried to move around Sasuke to hit Naruto only to have the blond, yank Sasuke sideways, putting the Uchiha in between the two yet again. 

 

The two continued to bicker as Sakura continued to swing at Naruto, with the latter continuously using Sasuke’s body to block the former from reaching him. 

 

Sasuke started to interrupt the argument, to remind them where they really were and that they shouldn’t bicker like this , but his words fell on deaf ears so he simply resigned himself to playing his part as a human shield. 

 

About 5 or 6 minutes later, Naruto suddenly froze in place and Sakura landed a hit, right to his shoulder, which would’ve sent him tumbling to the ground if it hadn’t been for Sasuke, who grabbed at his jacket at the last second. 

 

“Oh my god Naruto are you okay!? I didn’t mean to actua” Sakura started to apologize but she was interrupted by Naruto who quickly dove out of Sasuke’s grip and covered her mouth. 

 

“Shhhhh. Listen, Do you hear that?” Naruto hissed quietly. 

Both Sasuke and Sakura strained their ears to no avail. 

There was nothing but silence. 

 

“I don”— Sasuke started but he clamped his jaw shut when Naruto glared his way. 

 

“Sh. Just listen.” He hissed. He seemed to realize that he was still covering Sakura’s mouth because he retracted his hand and moved away from her. 

 

Sasuke strained his ears again, trying to figure out what he was even listening for. 

 

He was just about to open his mouth again ask Naruto to stop messing with them but then he heard it. 

 

It sounded like someone was dragging something, something heavy. 

 

For a minute none of them breathed, then a panicked expression fell over Naruto’s face. 

 

“Move!” He shouted, suddenly grabbing Sakura’s arm and careening her into Sasuke. 

 

Sasuke, unprepared for the sudden assault, stumbled backwards. Had he been simply shoved he would’ve been able to refocus his chakra on his feet, but with the added weight of his other teammate, it was near impossible. So, instead of focusing an even amount of chakra to his feet to stop them from falling out of the tree, he sent a burst of chakra to his feet, effectively launching himself and Sakura away from the tree branch they were standing on. They landed on a large branch of the next tree over. 

 

Just as their feet touched the branch, a strong gust of air whooshed past the two and Sasuke’s stomach dropped. 

 

He looked up just in time to see an enormous snake slam into Naruto, fangs bared, sending him flying away from them. 

 

“Naruto!” Sasuke shouted, but it was lost underneath the sound of the tree branch, the one that Naruto had just been standing on, snapping, splintering off in all directions. 

 

“God damnit!” Sasuke cursed, pulling a kunai from his bag and ignoring Sakura calling his name, he took off in the direction that Naruto and the snake had gone. 

 

Sasuke jumped from tree branch to tree branch, sharingan active and frantically scanning the area for any sign of his best friend. 

 

He caught sight of something bright orange in an open field and immediately leapt down. 

He pushed his way through the tall grass until he came across a body. Naruto’s body. 

 

Sasuke immediately hit his knees. 

“Naruto.” He shook him. 

 

The blond groaned softly but made no moves at opening his eyes. 

 

“My my my what so we have here?” A feminine voice said aloud and Sasuke’s heart stalled in his chest.

Immediately, he was on his feet and standing in front of Naruto, kunai gripped in his hand. 

 

He swallowed hard as the person in front of him slowly came into focus, Shiore. 

 

“What did you do to him?” Sasuke growled lowly. 

 

Shiore’s only response was laughter, which only seemed to make Sasuke feel even more unsettled. 

 

Of all fucking people to run into here. 

 

“I didn’t do anything dear, but it seems like your friends gonna be out of commission for this fight. A shame he won’t be able to help you!” Before Shiore had even finished her sentence, she’d already thrown herself at Sasuke. 

 

Within one motion, Sasuke scooped up Naruto and threw him over his shoulder before dodging left. Shiore was faster than Sasuke still and somehow managed to land a hit in the middle of the Uchiha’s back, sending him sprawling. 

Sakura appeared within the clearing just in time for Sasuke and Naruto’s unconscious body by extension, to crash directly into her. 

 

“Sasuke! Are you okay?!” She asked, worry dripping off her words. She quickly pulled him up to his feet and inspected his back, only to have him swat her hands away. 

 

“I’m fine, I’m fine. Just watch Naruto. I’ll be right back” He said through gritted teeth. 

The uchiha gave a sharp exhale as his sharingan activated once more, coloring the world around him a bloody shade of red. 

 Sakura looked like she wanted to say more to him but she stopped short and instead gave him a quick nod. 

 

Power crackled at Sasuke’s fingertips as he conjured up a chidori, eyes scanning the clearing for any sign of Shiore. 

It was almost as if she’d disappeared into thin air when Sakura appeared, and Sasuke let out a quiet sigh when he couldn’t locate her. 

 

Maybe she’d taken this opportunity to run away. 

 

Why the grass ninja would suddenly run away, however, confused him. 

It wasn’t like she wasn’t strong enough to take him down, kid himself as he wanted, Sasuke knew that she had more than enough power to take him down easily, perhaps she was even strong enough to take team 7 in its entirety down in one go. 

 

Just as he was about to deactivate his sharingan and retreat, Sakura shrieked from behind him.  Sasuke spun around and his blood ran cold. 

 

There was a grass ninja standing behind Sakura, one arm wrapped around her waist and the other had a kunai pressed to her throat. 

 

“Let her go!’ Sasuke shouted. 

 

“Why should I?” he taunted, pressing the kunai closer to her neck. A small bead of blood bubbled up around the kunai and Sasuke clenched his jaw. 

 

“What do you want?” he asked finally. The grass ninja let off a shrill laugh.

 

“Why, I just want what everyone here wants. To pass the chunin exams of course! So to do that i’ll need your scroll~” he said

 

“Okay. if we give it to you, you’ll let her go?” Sasuke asked skeptically. The ninja laughed again and nodded. 

 

“Of course!” he said cheerfully, but it sounded hollow to Sasuke. 

 

He must think we are idiots

 

“Okay, Sakura give him the scroll” Sasuke commanded. Sakura’s eyes widened slightly before she gave an almost imperceptible nod. With the kunai still pressed to her neck, Sakura carefully reached for her bag as it sat on the ground next to Naruto. She very slowly reached into the bag and removed the scroll. 

 

The grass ninja snatched the scroll out of Sakura’s hands and held it up to examine it, dropping Sakura as he did. 

The pink haired girl dropped down, grabbed her bag and one of Naruto’s arms and scurried away, towards Sasuke. The grass ninja giggled as he stowed their scroll in his bag. He turned and hopped up into a nearby tree, and then, he was gone. 

 

Sasuke started after him but changed his mind when pain flared up in his back. Instead he turned his attention to Sakura, letting the red that stained his vision slowly melt away until the world was as bright and clear as it had been when he woke up. 

 

He blinked rapidly to ease the pain his sharingan caused. 

 

“You okay?” Sasuke found himself asking Sakura. She blinked up at him and touched the cut on her neck distractedly before nodding. She directed her gaze down at Naruto who lay at their feet, “what happened with Naruto though?” She asked as she crouched down to examine him. Sasuke shrugged. 

 

“He was like that when I got here” he responded. 

He looked around the clearing they were in, looking for any signs of Shiore

 

Even though he came up empty handed, something still didn’t feel quite right. 

 

Where had the snake that had attacked Naruto gone? 

Even if he’d killed it first, the corpse should still be here. 

 

The sound of Sakura clearing her throat broke him out of his trance and Sasuke turned his attention back to her and helped her up. 

 

“Well, I can’t find any injuries or anything that could cause him to be unconscious like this.” she nudged him with her foot gingerly. 

 

Sasuke blinked at her, “so what do we do?” He asked. Sakura shrugged and stretched her arms above her head. 

 

“I guess we just wait and ask him what happened when he wakes up” she responded with a shrug. 

Notes:

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Chapter 20: The Napping Part of the Exams

Summary:

The blonde’s face was peaceful, and he looked no different than he did when he was normally sleeping.
In fact, the expression looked so normal to Sasuke that it pissed him off.

“Leave it to you to sleep through the exam, Usuratonkatchi” Sasuke muttered, the pet name tasting sour on his tongue.

Notes:

Hi!!! Okay so. This took me FOREVER and I still kinda hate it :’) but anyways here’s chapter 20!!!

I hope it’s not too confusing with the POV changes and everything but I promise it’ll make some semblance of sense as it goes on.

anyways, please let me know what you think!!

Chapter Text

Waiting for Naruto to wake up was, like all things Naruto related, intense. 

Well, It wasn’t really, but Sasuke couldn’t help but feel that way, 

Honestly, it was Sakura’s fault. She just kept nervously checking over Naruto and muttering to herself. 

 

“W hat are you saying?” Sasuke asked her after he finally caught words like “ should be awake” and “ not good” 

 

“What? Oh- nothing” his pink haired teammate replied. She retracted her hands from the blond’s head and sat back on her heels, rather quickly actually. Sasuke stared at her. 

 

“No, it’s not nothing Sakura, or else you wouldn’t keep checking him!” Sasuke snapped as his worry began to bubble to the surface once more. 

He tried to swallow it down again, to switch back into robot mode like he usually did but it was like he was stuck. 

Stuck and unable to think of anything other than the unconscious blond laying a mere few feet from him. 

 

“Really Sasuke. I’m just talking to myself it’s not import-“

 

“Just tell me what it is!” Sasuke finally snapped loudly, hands balling into fists at his sides and eyes stinging in that oh so familiar way. Sakura cowered back and he paused. 

 

Sasuke closed his eyes and took a slow deep breath in and held it for a second before releasing it just as slowly. 

His fingers twitched at his sides. 

God, he felt like there were bees buzzing underneath his skin. 

 

“Sorry. I just.” He trailed off not knowing what to say. 

 

“No no, it's okay. We’re all just a little stressed out.” Sakura said. She stood up with a sigh and cracked her neck, she turned her attention back to the sleeping blond on the ground, “I’m just worried.” She said quietly before judging the blond with her foot. 

 

He didn’t stir, “its just so strange. I checked him all over and I can’t find any injuries. Nothing to cause him to be unconscious like this” 

 

“Why does that mean?” Sasuke asked. He felt uncomfortable, something about her tone had him worried. 

 

“I don’t know but something just doesn’t feel right” Sakura replied. 

 

“I know what you mean.” Sasuke agreed, something didn’t feel right. 

 

Shiore had appeared and left so suddenly that it left a bad taste in his mouth. The grass ninja didn’t seem like the type to just leave her prey alone, especially when she’d seemed so keen on toying with him before. 

 

“So what do we do now?” Sakura asked. She nusged Naruto with her foot again. 

 

Sasuke rubbed at his face, “we still have our scroll right?” Sakura nodded and Sasuke breathed an internal sign of relief. At least they had that. 

 

“Then we should probably get going before they realize we didn’t give them the right thing” he continued.

 

Just as he finished his sentence however, the leaves nearby russled, putting both remaining members of team 7 on high alert. 

 

Sasuke pulled out a kunai and crouched, ready to attack and the moment someone stepped through the bushes he pounced. 

 

“Wait wait wait! Sasuke!” Sakura cried, but it was already to late, the uchiha had already tackled whoever it was and pressed his kunai to their throat. 

 

“Woah now! I’m friendly I promise!” The supposed attacker exclaimed and that’s when Sasuke recognized him, Kabuto, that guy naruto claimed was ‘so cool’. 

 

The two met eyes and for a moment, neither of them breathed. 

 

As much as Sasuke wanted to follow through with slitting his throat, he knew Naruto trusted this one so he couldn’t, so he reluctantly relented and pulled away from the elder ninja, embarrassed. 

 

“Sorry. Thought you were someone else.” He muttered. 

 

“Haha that’s okay I understand. We are all a little on edge here” Kabuto said with a slight laugh. The one that grated on Sasuke’s ears and he grimaced. 

Behind the two, Sakura hurried over and stuck her hand out to pull Kabuto up. 

 

“Sorry about him again. We are alittle on edge. We just got out of a fight.” Sakura explained. Kabuto’s eyebrows went up as if surprised. 

 

“A fight? Who’d you fight?” He asked and something about the way he said it just….. rubbed Sasuke the wrong way. He grimaced and turned away, tuning out Sakuras dramatic explanation of recent events, he made his way back over to Naruto and crouched down. 

 

The blonde’s face was peaceful, and he looked no different than he did when he was normally sleeping. 

In fact, the expression looked so normal to Sasuke that it pissed him off. 

 

“Leave it to you to sleep through the exam, Usuratonkatchi” Sasuke muttered, the pet name tasting sour on his tongue.

 

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“Naruto! Are you even listening to me?” 

 

Naruto was brought out of his daydream by a clipboard to the top of the head. 

 

“Owww!! Sakura-chan!” He cried, rubbing the top of his head, “what was that for?” He whined. 

 

The pink haired girl put her hand on her hip, “I was trying to brief you about your meeting in a few hours!!” She exclaimed. Naruto rubbed at his head a bit more, “my meeting?” He questioned. 

 

Sakura let out an irritable sigh, “yes dummy, your meeting with the Kage’s?? Don’t tell me you forgot!” 

 

“No. I didn’t forget…” he mumbled. 

She looked ready to smack him again. 

 

Truth was he had no idea what she was even talking about. A meeting with the Kage’s?? What was…. Oh. And like a switch was flipped, everything clicked into place.

 

“Oh yeah the Meeting with the Kage’s to discuss the new location and proctors for the chunin exams. Do you have the paperwork for the applications” He asked. Sakura was slightly wide eyed. 

 

“Yeah uh it’s right here” she said. She held out the clipboard and Naruto accepted it from her and started to flip through the pages  

 

“Do you have any recommendations for proctors?” He asked her. Sakura nodded slowly and cleared her throat. 

 

“I think Ino would be a good fit to host the first section of the test this year” she said. Naruto nodded thoughtfully. 

 

“She’s a Yamanaka so she’s adept at interrogation techniques right?” He asked. 

 

Naruto only had half a mind of what he was saying. Half the words he and Sakura exchanged he didn’t even fully understand at first but the definitions and context came to him in a rush. 

It was like he’d just woken up and hadn’t had time to fully adjust. 

 

There was a knock on the door and it opened to reveal Shikamaru, fully decked out with a goatee of all things. 

 

“Your anbu escort is here” He said. Naruto nodded and stood. 

 

“Let’s get going then, shall we?” He asked. Sakura gave a short nod and together, the three of them descended the Hokage stairs. 

 

Naruto froze when he reached the bottom of the stairs. 

 

“Sasuke?” He asked. The uchiha gave a slight confused tilt of his head, “yeah? Did you expect someone else?” 

 

Naruto shook his head, “no, but since when are you anbu?” 

Sasuke really titled his head at that, then, he burst out laughing. 

 

“Ever since you made me.” He replied. Naruto blinked back in surprise, “Me?” 

 

“Yeah. Like a year ago. Right after you became hokage.” Sasuke replied. He grinned at Naruto 

 

“Hokage?” Naruto asked and the grin dropped off Sasuke’s face. 

The uchiha turned his attention to the pink haired girl behind Naruto, “is he feeling alright today?” He asked. 

 

“He was a little out of it earlier but he seemed to be doing fine” she replied.

 

Sasuke turned his attention back to the blond who was looking increasingly more confused by the second. 

 

“This is what you get for working so much. Let’s get going, we can stop and get you some coffee or something on the way.” Sasuke rumbled turning away, Naruto blinked after him but made no effort to move. 

 

“Or do I need to carry you Dobe?” Sasuke asked and that seemed to do the trick because Naruto suddenly shook his head. 

 

“I can walk just fine Teme!” He barked back and with that, he was back to normal. 



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As it turns out, Kabuto was separated from his team, so he offered his help in carrying Naruto in exchange for help locating his team, since this was a team based exam after all.

 

After being assured several times that this wasn’t all a grand trick to steal their scroll, which Sasuke honestly didn’t believe for a second, and some intense eye contact between Sakura and Sasuke, man they were really getting good at this whole ‘communicating without words thing’. 

Sasuke finally relented and agreed to let Kabuto accompany them on one condition, he never walks behind them with Naruto, only in front. 

 

Kabuto heaved The unconscious Uzumaki up over his shoulder and they were off, heading in the direction  of the clearing in which Kabuto had last seen his team. 



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Naruto’s head was spinning by the time they reached the coffee stand and the smell of the coffee was so strong it made him nauseous. 

 

Sasuke ordered for the both of them and soon enough, Naruto had a steaming cup of coffee in his hand. 

 

He stared down at it. He didn’t like coffee. Never had. 

 

“What’s wrong? It’s the same thing  you always get.” Sasuke commented as he took a sip of his own cup. 

Naruto’s followed his example and just barely managed to hide a grimace.

 

“Maybe I’m just not feeling it today,” Naruto said, forcing a laugh after catching sight of Sasuke’s slightly concerned look. 

 

“Anyways. We’d better get going, else Gaara will send a search party for us.” Sasuke said. Naruto blinked. Gaara? Why did that name sound so familiar? 

 

An image of red hair and dark rimmed teal eyes popped into Naruto’s head. Gaara!  

 

“R right” Naruto stuttered. 

 

“Are you sure you’re feeling alright today?” Sasuke asked suspiciously. He raised and eyebrow. 

 

“Maybe I just didn’t sleep enough.” Naruto finally admitted. He rubbed the back of his head and laughed. 

Sasuke rolled his eyes and took the cup of coffee out of Naruto’s hand. 

 

Without any warning, Naruto’s world suddenly flipped upside down as Sasuke tossed him over his shoulder. 

 

“Sasuke! What’re you doing?!” Naruto exclaimed loudly, earning them the curious looks of bystanders.

 

Naruto felt his face heat up and he swore he could literally feel the uchiha roll his eyes. 

 

“What does it look like? I’m carrying you so you can take a nap.” Sasuke replied.

 

Now it was Naruto’s turn to roll his eyes, “and how am I supposed to sleep like this?!” He asked. 

 

Sasuke chuckled and it sent shivers down the uzumakis spine, “it’s never stopped you before” he replied. 

 

“Ugh. Teme” Naruto grumbled but despite the uncomfortable position of having the blood rush to his head AND the constant jostling of Sasuke walking, he felt his eyes begin to shut. 

 

Maybe a nap is what he needed.



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“This seems like a decent spot to rest,” Kabuto commented as they pushed through the underbrush.

Sakura nodded and stepped out of the foliage and Sasuke activated his sharingan to scan the clearing. 

 

Just as he was deactivating his sharingan, a flash of red and white caught his eye and he turned just in time to see Kabuto step down near a paper bomb. 

 

“Watch out!” His warning was lost underneath the sound of the explosion, one that sent him flying backwards. 

He smashed into a tree, his impact softened by Naruto's body but not so much that it didn’t leave him gasping for air. 

 

“My my. Such foolish children~” an eerily familiar voice echoed throughout the clearing. 

 

A shiver ran down Sasuke’s spine as Shiore came into view, her features twisted up into a sick grin. 

 

“We gave you our scroll! What more do you want?!” Sakura cried out. She’s been on the other side of Sasuke so she hadn’t taken too much damage from the paper bomb. 

 

Shiore laughed, as if something was horribly funny and pulled a scroll out. 

 

“You mean this?” She asked. As she finished the question the scroll disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a small scroll sized log. 

 

Sakura paled. Shiore looked back at the log, “oh dear. Seems it was a fake.” She commented. 

 

“Oh well. I dont really care for it anyways” she continued, tossing the log out of the way, “I have much more important matters to tend to, like Killing YOU”  

 

Shiore lunged at Sakura. 

Before Sasuke even had a chance to move, a flash of orange out the corner of his eye gave him pause and the next thing he knew was that Naruto was standing in front of Sakura, head bowed and Shiore was jumping back. 

 

She glared as her face dripped blood from 3 almost identical gashes in her cheek. 

 

“You’re supposed to be asleep!” She growled. 

 

“He is.” The voice that responded to Shiore clearly came from Naruto, but the voice didn’t belong to Naruto. 

It was too deep and guttural to ever be the Uzumaki’s and Sasuke realized why the moment the blond lifted his head. 

 

Red eyes. 

 

“But as it turns out,” he continued, “it doesn’t work on the both of us” 

 

“Well this is certainly… an interesting turn of events” Shiore commented. Then, she grinned, an evil sadistic grin that sent shivers down Sasuke’s spine before she lunged again. 



Chapter 21: A cluster fuck, really

Summary:

“I’ll admit there’s a bit of a learning curve” Naruto replied, “haven’t had control of a human form in quite some time” he finished before he lunged again.

Notes:

Okay so. This chapter is titled clusterfuck because honestly, that’s what I feel it is.

There are a lot of pov changes and a lot of just switching between characters in general. I did have a good friend proofread this because I was worried it wasn’t coherent enough but they gave me a green light on it being comprehensive so here we go!

Also fun little fact, Sakkaku-Sensei is an oc of mine because they once said Sakura would be really good at genjutsu and then that just kinda died. So I wanted to expand on it. You’ll meet her eventually so don’t worry lol. But without further ado, please enjoy and let me know what you think.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Sasuke couldn’t believe his eyes. The blond in front of him was certainly Naruto, or his body at least , but his movements certainly were not. 

 

Even if Sasuke hadn’t heard the voice that had come out of the Uzumaki, he would still be able to tell. 

 

Naruto was brash and loud, he jumped in without a second thought and pulled his whole gameplan out of his ass as he went, which meant in fights, he hardly played defense. 

Unless protecting someone, Naruto fought almost exclusively offensive, his own well-being be damned. 

But this one, this one was almost exclusively defending. Which probably meant…. 

 

“You don’t know how to work the body you’re in do you?” Shiore asked suddenly. She had a menacing grin across her face. Not-Naruto only growled in response. He crouched on all fours and lunged at Shiore even faster than before. 

His eyes were glowing bright red. 

 

Shiore managed to dodge the attack but not fully , as told by the blood now staining the arm of her dress.  

 

“I’ll admit there’s a bit of a learning curve” Naruto replied, “haven’t had control of a human form in quite some time” he finished before he lunged again. 

 

It was then that Sasuke finally snapped back into the present as things began to click into place in his head. 

 

Shiore must’ve done something to Naruto and put him to sleep. So that must be Kurama. The nine tails

 

A shriek from Sakura caught Sasuke’s attention and he looked up just in time to see her being held at the throat by another grass ninja. 

 

“Sakura!” Sasuke yelled. He made it two steps in her direction before just narrowly missing being hit with a kunai. 

 

“Now where do you think you’re going?” Kabuto asked and Sasuke glared. 

 

“I knew you weren’t to be trusted” Sasuke replied. Kabuto laughed, “yeah I get that a lot actually” 

 

“Hey Sakura. You gonna be okay on your own for a bit?” Sasuke called to her over his shoulder.  

 

“Yeah, I’ll be fine. Don’t worry about me.” Came the response from her, although she sounded a little strained, she sounded confident. 

 

Good” Sasuke said aloud, more to himself than anything. The world bled into red as he activated his sharingan and set his gaze on Kabuto. 



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“Yeah I’ll be fine. Don’t worry about me” Sakura managed to get out. 

The man that had grabbed her had scared her more than anything, and he had her in a pretty solid hold, pinning both of her arms down to her sides. 

 

“You sound entirely too confident for a woman who’s already lost” the grass ninja holding her snickered. Sakura ignored him and assessed her situation. 

 

‘The worst thing you can do in a hostage situation is panic’. Sakkaku-sensei had once told her, ‘ remain calm, asses your surroundings, see what you have and don’t have at your disposal and work from there. Talk to the captor, distract them. If they’ve already got you down, they’re probably confident. Use that to your advantage.’

 

“Who’s says I’ve lost yet?” Sakura found herself saying. She tried to muster up the confidence that Ino usually had but she wasn’t quite sure she had it right. 

 

“I think your situation says otherwise” he growled out into her ear. Sakura was all too aware of the sharp bite of the kunai to her throat and she could feel the panic rising in her chest but she shoved it back down.  

 

Calm. Calm. Calm. What would Ino do?

 

“Oh? But you haven’t killed me yet. Or can you not do it?” The words left her mouth before she had a moment to think about them and once they did she about shit herself. What the fuck am I DOING? The ninja pressed the kunai harder into her throat and Sakura could feel blood trickling down her neck. 

 

“Are you just trying to piss me off?” He growled at her and increased his grip around her arms and waist, “the only reason I didn’t kill you immediately is because I haven’t gotten the order yet”  

 

Him holding her tighter meant that he had almost put her hand in her pocket for her , and she grinned. 

 

“Oh? So that means you have to follow orders huh? Like a dog?” She asked and she could almost feel the rage coming off of the grass nin. 

 

He leaned closer to her ear, “listen here you little fucking brat—“ 

 

Sakura didn’t let him finish, instead, she smashed the back of her head into his face. 

His nose crunched and he shouted a curse, loosening his hold on her. 

 

She took this opportunity to pull a paper bomb out of her pocket and stuck it to the grass nin before she quite literally dove away from him, the explosion throwing her forward. 

She threw her arms out to stop her from smashing into the ground face first and felt a pop in her left wrist as she hit. 

 

Her whole left hand lit up in pain but she didn’t have a chance to assess the damage because the grass nin was charging after her. 

 

Sakura forced herself to her feet, dodging left. She grabbed her bag off the ground with her left hand and just about dropped it when pain shot up her arm. 

 

The grass Ninja swiped at her with a kunai but she was able to duck out of the way. He swiped at her again and this time she used her backpack to block.

 

His kunai ripped through the fabric and Sakura grinned as she yanked the bag away from him. 

 

The leaves she had collected earlier burst forth from the hole in her bag and rained down upon them both. She ran through the hand signs that Sakkaku-sensei had taught her. 

 

Suddenly, every leaf in the air swirled around them and one by one they caught fire until the two were enveloped in a flaming inferno. 

 

Got you. 

 

The grass nin panicked and tried to jump away, out of the tornado of fire but his hand hit the edge and he let out a shout of pain. 

 

The fire spread and spread until he was engulfed in flames and he flailed around in a panic. 

Sakura waited a moment or two before she jumped forward and delivered a swift chop to the back of his neck. Like a toy turned off, he collapsed in a heap on the ground. 

 

She ran through another series of hand signs and the flames dissipated, leaving no trace of having been there at all. A simple illusion

 

But as her world of genjutsu fell away, Sakura became immediately aware of the state of her friends. 

 

Sasuke seemed to be faring better than Naruto, or really whoever that was in there, because the Naruto she saw was a bloody mess

 

He was crouched on all fours, blood dripping down from his teeth as he bared them and growled. His entire orange jumpsuit seemed to be stained red. 

 

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a flash of navy blue and looked up just in time to see Sasuke crash, back first, into a tree. 

 

She started in his direction only to stop dead in her tracks by a yelp coming from Naruto’s direction. She turned to see that Shiore had him up by his throat. 

 

Sakura was stuck. Who does she help first? What can she do? 

 

God where the fuck was Ino right now. 

 

It was like almost Ino heard her prayers, because the next thing Sakura knew was that Shiore was frozen in her tracks, a thin black line running along the ground behind her. 

 

Shadow possession. 

 

Shiore was forced to drop Naruto and he jumped away from her. 

 

Sakura almost collapsed in relief but she was caught by someone wrapping their arm around her waist. 

 

“Ino” Sakura breathed out. 

 

“Looks like we got here just in time huh forhead?” Ino asked with a grin. Out of the corner of her eye, Sakura saw Choji collide with Kabuto, knocking him away from Sasuke. 

 

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Everytime Sasuke thought he might have the upper hand on Kabuto, he fell short. 

 

The four eyed bastard seemed able to evade every single one of the uchiha’s attacks and Sasuke was starting to run out of steam. 

 

His exhaustion showed as he tried and failed to evade another one of Kabuto’s attacks and ended up with a slash wound to the side. 

 

He ran through the hand signs for his fireball jutsu and blew another one directly at Kabuto, but it missed and left Sasuke doubled over coughing. His throat was literally on fire, Scorched .

 

And to top it all off, his vision was fading in and out, either from blood loss or just the amount of concussions he had to have at this point. 

 

He just barely managed to shield himself with his arms from the next attack, but it sent him flying backwards. 

His back connected with a tree and his world went dark. 



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Naruto napped, well as best as he could while being jostled around by Sasuke , while they walked through the woods. But a sudden sharp pressure to his throat had him awake and flailing. It felt like someone had their hand wrapped around his throat. 

 

Sasuke dropped him in a panic, “Naruto. What’s wrong?!” He asked but Naruto couldn’t respond. He couldn’t breath . He was choking and sputtering but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get air in. 

He clawed at his throat but nothing helped. 

 

Then, just as quick as it had came, it disappeared. 

He gasped and sucked in air greedily, choking and coughing the whole way. 

 

“What in the fuck was that?” Sasuke asked him. Naruto shook his head as he continued to cough, doubling over. 

 

“Felt. Like. Someone. Choking me.” Naruto finally managed to get out between gasps. Sasuke blinked at him before activating his sharingan and looking around the area. 

 

“That’s weird. I don’t sense anyone else around us” he muttered. Naruto blinked and tried to sense any out of order chakra around them but came up empty. Absolutely empty. 

Which was weird. Because Sasuke was right there. 

 

“Are you suppresssing your chakra signature?” Naruto voice was scratchy as he asked Sasuke who blinked in surprise. 

 

“Well yeah, as an anbu I do it constantly” he replied. Naruto shook his head. 

 

“Drop it for a second” he said. Sasuke blinked at him, “uh okay, why?” He asked. 

 

Naruto stared at him, hard, “I have this weird feeling. Will you just do it for me” 

 

Sasuke blinked at him confused for a few more minutes before he performed the hand signs to release the seal on his chakra. 

 

And just as Naruto expected, nothing happened. 

 

He couldn’t sense Sasuke standing in front of him. 

He couldn’t sense. Anything. 

 

Half panicked, Naruto ran through the hand signs for his shadow clones but nothing happened. 

 

“Somethings not right” Naruto mumbled. But what. What was it. What was preventing him from using his chakra? 

 

Kurama! That was it. He’d ask Kurama. 

 

Ignoring Sasuke completely, Naruto seated himself on the ground and closed his eyes. 

 

Kurama, hey! KURAMA ! He screamed in his head but got no response. 

 

Now the panic was starting to set in, Something is very wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. 



“Give me a kunai” Naruto demanded. 

 

Sasuke was staring at Naruto like he’d grown another head but pulled one from his belt and handed it over nontheless. 

 

Naruto held the kunai in his hand, turned it over and over before he held it up to his palm. 

 

“What’re you do-“ Sasuke started, just as Naruto sliced through the skin on his hand. 

 

Blood welled up to the surface and bubbled over. 

 

“Naruto! What the fuck?!” Sasuke screeched. Naruto blinked up at his friend in horror. 

 

“I can’t feel it Sasuke. I can’t feel anything. What’s going on? ” He asked. 

 

~~~~~~~~~~

 

Sasuke was being shook, that much he knew, but he was so tired . All he wanted to do was go back to sleep so he ignored it.

 

They shook him harder and harder until it felt like his brain was rattling around in his own skull. 

 

“Hnnn. What” he groaned as he tried to sit up.

His back lit up in pain and he winced. Actually, everything hurt. Every inch of his body was screaming in agony. His eyelids felt like they weighed a ton each and he struggled to open them. Black eyes met bright red ones and suddenly everything came flooding back to him. 

 

Naruto! 

 

Sasuke sat up straight now, ignoring the scream of his muscles and set his attention onto the very bloody and battered Naruto in front of him. He was gripping Sasuke’s shoulder so tight his nails were digging into him. 

 

“Listen to me, This body is injured. Bad . It’s only still moving because I am making it. You’re the Uchiha yes?” Naruto’s well, Kurama’s voice was deep and gravely. Sasuke stared at the body in front of him, taking in how absolutely destroyed it looked. 

 

“Focus,” he was shook again “Uchiha. Yes?” 

 

Sasuke nodded, “yes I’m an Uchiha” he forced out. Kurama nodded. 

 

“You’re going to have to use your sharingan. It’s the only way to control me and wake up Naruto. Do you understand?” Kurama asked him. Sasuke blinked at him. 

 

“You said his body’s too damaged. When I bring him back won’t it kill him?” Sasuke asked. Kurama shook his head, “No. I can’t heal unless I'm background. Can’t focus on it right now” he responded. Sasuke nodded. 

 

“Okay. So what do I do?” He asked. 

Now it was Kurama’s turn to stare blankly. 

 

“I don’t know. I thought you’d just know” he replied, “I guess just activate your sharingan and look into my eyes.” 

 

So Sasuke did just that. 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Notes:

Also, someone give me ideas on where Sasuke wakes up in Naruto’s dream world because I’m having trouble deciding where to have him wake up.

Chapter 22: Wake up Dumbass

Summary:

Sasuke enters Naruto’s dream world to wake him up.

Notes:

Okay so, I don’t really know where I’m going with this anymore.
But I really wanna keep it going, mainly because I already have the last like 8 chapters already written 🫠
So anyways, here goes nothing.
Let me know what you think!

Chapter Text

When Sasuke opens his eyes, he’s standing on the pier, the very same one he’d first really became friends with Naruto all those years ago. 

 

Naruto! 

 

Immediately Sasuke whipped around, searching for any signs of the blond. 

 

Upon finding none, he took off in the direction of his house. The one they shared. 

 

The moment he crossed into the Uchiha Territory, something felt… off. He skidded to a stop in front of his old house and stared up at it, jaw agape. 

 

There was a fresh coat of paint on it, the broken windows had been replaced and the grass had been cut recently. 

It looked completely different. 

 

He went up to the door and tried the handle, locked. He banged on the door but got no response. 

 

He tried to sense Naruto’s chakra but there was nothing. 

He wanted to bang his head into the door. 

 

Something in the back of his head told Sasuke to head to Hokage tower. 

So, that’s where he headed next. 

 

***

 

Halfway through running through the village, Sasuke ran into Sakura. Quite literally and he stumbles backwards.  

 

“Sasuke? What’re you doing here?” Sakura asked, clearly confused. Or at least, he thinks it’s Sakura. Her bright pink hair and green eyes were the same, but she seemed so much older now. An adult. 

 

“Where Naruto?” Sasuke asked in a hurry. She drew her eyebrows together. 

 

“You just left with him like 30 minutes ago. What do you mean?” She asked. Sasuke stared at her wide eyed. Do what now. 

 

“Where did we go?” He asked, his heart was pounding in his chest so loud he almost missed her reply. 

 

“Out of town. I thought You were escorting him to the Kage summit. I literally just saw you two?” She responded, still very clearly dumbfounded. Sasuke nodded quickly and took off in the direction of Konoha’s entrance. 

 

Escorting him to kage summit? For what? 

What is even going on. 

 

Sasuke blew past the gates to Konoha and tried to sense Naruto’s chakra but came up empty. 

 

Where the hell are you dobe?!

 

He jumped from tree to tree, sharingan wild and scanning for any sign of the blond. 

 

He caught a sliver of yellow through the trees. 



“Naruto!” Sasuke yelled as he crashed through the trees. Naruto looked up from his place on the ground. Relief and confusion written all over his face. 

 

“What in the fuck is going on?” A familiar voice asked. Sasuke blinked owlishly at the speaker. 

It was himself. 

 

Or at least, it looked like himself, an adult version of himself. What?

 

The other him drew a kunai and glared, sharingan activating. Sasuke readied himself for a fight and activated his own. 

 

“Wait wait wait! Stop!” Naruto cried. Both Sasuke’s turned to him. 



******

 

Naruto had no idea what was going on. 

Much less of an idea of what he was even seeing right now. 

 

In front of him were two Sasuke’s, one clad in his anbu uniform, long hair hanging down in front of his eye. The other one, looked similar but his hair was more spiked, more like their genin days and he looked softer almost. 

 

They were both frozen in place, staring at him for his outburst. He swallowed, hard. Which one was the real Sasuke? What WAS going on?? 

 

“Um, Please tell me one of you is just a shadow clone.” Naruto said slowly. He kept switching his attention back and forth between the two, searching for any indication of which one was the real one. 

 

“No. That’s not me” anbu Sasuke said, at the same time the shorter haired Sasuke replied with “Its not” 

 

“Naruto. It’s me. I have the bracelet on you gave me. Look” shorter hair Sasuke said as he held up his wrist. Naruto stared at the bracelet as memories flooded back to him. 

 

Their fight over it, Sasuke struggling through an apology, the chunin exams. THE CHUNIN EXAMS. 

 

Naruto popped up from where he’d been sitting. “The exams!” He yelled. The two Uchiha’s paid him no mind. 

 

Anbu Sasuke narrowed his eyes, “how did you get that?” He asked shorter haired Sasuke who only glared in response, “Naruto gave it to me. If you’re me you should have one too” he sneered. 

 

Anbu Sasuke glared darkly and pulled something out of his shirt, a necklace and at the end of the chain, there hung a purple gemstone, and holding it in place was the same woven band that the other wore around his wrist. 

“I do, just don’t wear it around my wrist anymore” he replied. 

 

Naruto stared, agape. 

 

Memories were flooding his mind. Of both interactions. 

They were overlapping and smooshing together and it was making his head spin. He grabbed at his head and stumbled backwards.  

It was like two lives in his head were merging together. 

 

“Naruto. Kurama sent me here to wake you up. We need you ” Sasuke said sternly and that seemed to jolt Naruto out of his confused state. 

More memories came flooding back to him. 

The chunin exams. That giant snake he fought. Kurama. Kurama. KURAMA. 

 

“Naruto. You don’t actually believe this guy do you?” Anbu Sasuke asked. Naruto shook his head.

 

“Honestly, right now I don’t know what’s going on. But I can’t talk to Kurama right now. And if he says he can bring me back to him, it’s my only option. I’m sorry” Naruto replied. 

 

“I’m sorry, but as the Hokage’s personal guard, I can’t let you leave with him, me or not.” Anbu Sasuke replied. And with that, he lunged forward at the other Sasuke. 

 

They clashed, moving so fast Naruto couldn’t even follow them. 

Sharingan against sharingan, Sasuke vs Sasuke and Naruto’s head was already spinning .

 

“STOP IT!” He screamed finally. 

Both Sasuke’s froze and turned their attention t Naruto. 

 

“Stop fighting. Please just stop fighting!” Naruto cried. Then, it was like a switch flipped yet again. 

 

“Uchiha. Stand. Down.” The words came out of Naruto’s mouth harsh and Anbu Sasuke blinked in shock for a few moments before he stood up straight and stowed his weapons. 

 

“Yes lord Hokage” he muttered, bitterness in every word but Naruto didn’t give a single shit. Because that that wasn’t his Sasuke. 

 

His Sasuke wouldn’t have responded like that. Never in a million years would he simply take commands from Naruto without question or a playful jab. 

 

Naruto turned to the other Sasuke, the younger looking one. The one with the bracelet wound around his wrist, and that familiar duck butt hairstyle of his. 

 

“Okay. So you said Kurama sent you here to get me?” Naruto asked. Sasuke nodded. 

 

“I guess shiore put you to sleep to try and take you out of the fight, but It didn’t affect Kurama so he’s holding her at bay. But he needs you to wake up and take your body back over” Sasuke explained. Naruto nodded. 

 

“Poor kurama. He’s gonna be so mad at me for falling asleep like that! Ugh. So how do we get back?” Naruto asked. Sasuke paled. 

 

“Uh. He didn’t tell me” he mumbled, “but I just kinda used my sharginan on you, or well him in your body so maybe that’s what we need to do” Sasuke mused aloud. 

 

Without warning, Sasuke suddenly grabbed the side of his neck and crumbled. Naruto surged forward in a panic, just barely managing to catch him before he hit the ground. 

 

“What did you do?!” He screamed at Anbu Sasuke who held up his hands.

 

“Nothing. I didn’t do anything.”  He replied. He dropped down next to Naruto and after some glaring back and forth, Naruto relented and let him pry Sasuke’s hand away from his neck. 

 

At first, there was no disconcernable marking where Sasuke’s hand had been covering his neck but then it slowly faded into existence. A black swirling mark, not much unlike Naruto's own demon seal. 

 

He shook Sasuke but didn’t get a response. 

A horrifically uneasy feeling was starting to wash over Naruto and he found himself shaking the Uchiha harder and harder.

 

Still, no response. 

Then, Sasuke’s body started to fade. 

 

Oh naruto was definitely going to throw up.

 

“Sasuke!! Sasuke! What’s happening?!” He cried. 

The Uzumaki could only watch in abject horror as his longtime best friend faded out of existence. 

 

“What do we do?!” Naruto asked in a panic. 

What was happening out there?? Why couldn’t he talk to Kurama?? Why couldn’t he just fucking wake up??? 

 

“I don’t know. I have no idea what’s going on anymore” Anbu Sasuke replied. Panic built in Naruto’s chest. What does he do now? 

 

“This is all some fucking bullshit!” He screamed at the top of his lungs. He fell back onto his butt on the gravel and screamed again, “FUCK!” 

 

“Fucking chunin exams, fucking Sasuke, fucking snake. Fuck all of it.” He yelled loudly. 

 

The lack of background noise in Naruto’s head was driving him insane. He needed Kurama back. 

 

Naruto allowed himself to fall back to lying flat on his back and stared up at the sky, watching the clouds float by, completely unaware of his dire situation down here on the ground. 

The fake ground. This dream ground. Or whatever the fuck it was. 

 

Naruto lifted his head up and slammed his head back down on the gravel. Nothing. 

He did it again. Nothing. 

He did it a third time and again, nothing. 

 

He felt sick. 

 

“Maybe uh, maybe I have an idea” Anbu Sasuke spoke up. Naruto’s head snapped to him, “what?” He asked. 

 

“Well, he, me, whoever, said to use the sharingan. And I also have one. I’m not sure if mine will work if I’m not actually the real one, but maybe I can try?” He replied. Naruto winced at the pained look on his face as he said it. 

 

Naruto scrambled to his feet and stared at the other man in front of him. Taking in his appearance and how different he looked from his Sasuke, but also how similar they looked. 

Was this what could be. Or what would be? 

Or was this just the future he wanted?

 

“You look real to me” Naruto said quietly

 

He reached out and brushed the uchiha’s hair away from his other eye. Black eyes met blue and for a minute, they both just stared, unmoving. 

 

I just don’t belong here.” Naruto finished quietly. Anbu Sasuke nodded. They stared at each other for another long moment. 

 

“Um. Okay so I guess I just activate my sharingan? Maybe?” He asked. Naruto shrugged in response. 

 

“I have no idea. But We have to try something” he replied. 

 

Black eyes swirled into red and Naruto found himself entranced by them, lost in them. 

 

As everything around him slowly began to fade out, Naruto prayed he wouldn’t be too late. 

 

*****



Naruto opens his eyes and doubles over immediately. 

Every single inch of his body is in agony. 

He coughs and it sounds like wet stones rubbing together and lights his chest up with pain. 

 

‘Kurama? What in the fuck?’ He thinks. 

 

Sorry kit. It turns out, I am very bad at moving a human body. But I’ll have you healed in a moment.’ Kurama responds gruffly. Naruto clenches his jaw and forces himself to stand upright. 

 

He winces as his bones crack and shift themselves back into place and his skin stitches itself back together. 

 

While his body is repairing itself, Naruto tries to look around and assess his situation. 

 

It’s bad. So very bad. 

 

Sasuke’s lying at his feet and every single fiber of Naruto’s being wants to throw himself at the Uchiha? To make sure he’s alive and wake him up. But he doesn’t move. 

 

Beyond him, the fight with shiore seems to be going badly. 

 

Apparently, Shikamaru’s team had shown up at some point and Shikamaru was facing off against Shiore, who definitely did not look like Shiore anymore. 

The creepy but kind woman was gone, not a shred of her left. Instead, she looked like something almost demonic. Fangs bared as she clashed with the entirety of team 10, plus sakura. 

 

They had her surrounded, but they did not look like they were fairing well . Each one of them were battered and bloody, sakura the worst of all it seemed. 

 

Naruto grit his teeth. 

No way you can hurry this along huh?’ He asked Kurama in his head. 

 

It took a minute before he received a response

‘I’m going as fast as I can here kit. whatever that freak did to you did a massive number on you.’ He replied gruffly. 

 

Naruto growled under his breath, trying to urge the healing of his body faster. 

I have to help them! 

 

Finally, after what felt like a lifetime, the pain subsided and he was able to wiggle his fingers and toes once more. 

You can move but the poison is taking a bit to counter. So be careful’ 

 

Naruto blinked. He’d been poisoned? 

 

He half drug himself over to Sasuke’s unconscious body and rolled him over. 

 

The swirling black mark that Naruto had seen appear on his best friend's neck glared up at him, swirling around what looked like two distinct fang marks. 

 

The skin underneath the mark was hot to the touch and his skin around it was bright red and angry and it seemed to be spreading. 

 

But, Sasuke was alive. That was good at least. 

 

A high pitched shriek drew Naruto’s attention and he looked up in time to see Shiore holding Sakura up by her neck. 

 

Without thinking, Naruto yanked a kunai from his belt and launched it at Shiore. 

Which caused her to jump back and drop Sakura to avoid it. 

 

Pushing past the pain, Naruto forced himself up to his feet, hands already flying through the signs of his shadow clone jutsu. 

 

He conjured up as many clones as he could and sent them Shiore’s way before he crumbled back down to his knees. 

 

He coughed hard into his hand and grimaced when he saw the blood in his hand. 

Fuck me. 

 

“Naruto!” Shikamaru called after him. The Uzumaki forced himself back to his feet just as the Nara appeared next to him. 

 

“Glad to see you awake” he said simply. Naruto grinned, “you didn’t think alittle poison would keep me down did you?” Naruto replied confidently, but truth be told, he was really anything but confident right now. 

 

If anything, he was so worried about Sasuke he almost couldn’t think. 

 

“We tried to help but that grass ninja, whoever she is, is way stronger than a chunin. She’s a demon. I couldn’t hold her at all with shadow possession and Ino hasn’t been able to get a hold of her with her mind transfer. Choji was fighting that leaf ninja with the glasses but when she lashed out and bit Sasuke, he disappeared.” Shikamaru briefed Naruto as quickly as he could.

 

“Take Sasuke and Sakura and get out of here” Naruto replied. 

 

“What? In your condition you clearly can’t-“ Shikamaru tried to argue but Naruto shook his head. 

 

“Everyone here is in no condition to fight. Take them and get out of here. Now .” Naruto growled out, orange chakra began pouring out of him, “I’m going to make her pay for what she did to sasuke.” He finished. Shikamaru looked like he wanted to argue but finally he relented. 

 

“Okay. I’ll take them and head east. You catch up after this, okay?” Shikamaru said finally. Naruto gave a short nod, only half listening and crouched down on all fours. All he could see was Shiore.

 

She’d destroyed the last of his shadow clones and was looking right at him, an evil glint in her eye. 

 

Out of the corner of his eye, he watched Shikamaru throw Sasuke over his shoulder and flicker away. 

 

Once Sasuke was clear from his side, Naruto let a growl rip it’s way out of his throat. 

 

“Oh dear, you’re finally awake now? Should’ve known a half ass poison couldn’t keep the jinchuuriki of the nine tails down” she said with a smile. 

 

Naruto growled louder and the moment he felt Sakura and team 10’s chakra go out of range, he charged.