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Summary:

Bright created the gayng

Bright: school's out for everyone forever bitches let's get turnt

Arthit left the gayng

Bright added Arthit

Bright: stop leaving coward

Or; bright makes a groupchat and everyone hates it yet uses it surprisingly often.

Notes:

cross-posted on wattpad

Chapter 1: the gayng

Chapter Text

Wed, 30th May 2018 06:23pm

Bright created group the gayng

Bright added Tootah

Bright added Knot

Bright added Prem

Bright added Arthit

Bright: school's out for everyone forever bitches let's get turnt

Arthit left the gayng

Prem left the gayng

Bright: knot u're still here!!

Knot: Only because I don't trust you by yourself

Bright: hold on lemme add the other two back

Tootah: i am literally right here

Bright added Arthit

Bright added Prem

Bright: did someone say something??

Tootah: bitch

Tootah: anyways did someone say let's get turnt b/c i'm DOWN

Arthit: i actually don't think i can, i'm going to be busy later

Bright: ooh someone's got a date with their boyfriend~~~~

Arthit: I Will Leave This Group Again

Bright: fine

Bright: ooh someone's going to be off doing whatever arthit does but we all know i really mean who he does~~~~~

Arthit left the gayng

Bright added Arthit

Bright: stop leaving coward

Bright: actually that gives me an idea

Bright added Kongpob 0062

Bright added Tew

Bright added Aim

Bright added Wad

Bright: ok that should be everyone!! also kongpob why do u have ur student id in ur user

Wad left the gayng

Bright: well damn ok

Kongpob 0062: In case anyone needs to contact me? Better safe than sorry

Bright: ok cool but why do u have capital letters w/o proper punctuation

Kongpob 0062: Because

Bright: because???

06:27pm

Bright: because? n'kongpob pls tell me this suspense is killing me

Tootah: i must confess, i still believe (still believe)

Tootah: also n'kong pls don't tell him, let him die

Bright: first of all rude second of all nice britney reference

Tootah: thanks i try

Bright: i just remembered who i forgot

Bright: hold on

Bright added Oak

Bright: there we go

Oak: ?

Bright: school's out forever for everyone let's get fucking turnt

Oak: I'm in p' what time

Kongpob 0062: Wait I'm sorry P I can't come I have a date with P'Arthit (also you haven't even been in school for a year? And I'm doing postgrad? So is knot?)

Bright: ARTHIT I KNEW IT also pls either type like knot or type like normal people i can't read what you're saying (and do u think i give a fuck? #partylife4everBitch)

Kongpob 0062: there

Kongpob 0062: are u happy now (also try me, you capitalist pig)

Bright: damn u change the text style and it's like talking to a whole new person who is this ?? (so maybe i do prosper off of the money you pay to party therefore making it so that every occasion calls for partying but i think it less like exploitation more like being resourceful)

Kongpob 0062: (that is literally exploitation)

Bright: (resourcefulness)

Kongpob 0062 left the gayng

Bright: wow the boyfriends really are similar

Bright added Kongpob 0062

Aim: Kongpob don't you also prosper off of exploitation because of your father's status as CEO

Aim: Also why is it the gayng if only arthit and kongpob are gay

Arthit: i'm not gay and kongpob your father is what

Kongpob 0062: thanks aim :) go to hell :)

Bright: mmm what the fuck just happened and arthit you have a boyfriend which = gay??

Arthit: apparently i met the ceo and his son didn't fucking tell me :) 

Arthit: also shut your fuck bright i'm bi

Oak: Ooh kill em P'arthit kill em 😂😂

6:35pm

Oak: Did u guys just collectively seenzone me

06:38pm

Oak: I see how it is

06:40pm

Kongpob 0062: sorry i was busy

Kongpob 0062: also aim, oak, i think u two are the only ones who can confidently say they're straight out of everyone in this entire groupchat (am i allowed to say i'm just sorta out here???)

Bright: (technicalities)

Aim: Wait what seriously?

Bright: i mean,,,,everyone's a little gay

Aim: Not you too P'Bright

Aim: How is that even possible? I like girls 100 percent

Bright: sure jan but look i'm not like the two love birds but i can appreciate a nice face even if that face belongs to a dude k?

Tew: Hi, what'd I miss

Aim: Wait Kongpob didn't mention Tew wtf

Tew: What?

Aim: Kong said only oak and I can say we aren't the slightest bit gay

Tew: Oh.

Tew: Yeah, that makes sense

Oak: 😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂

Kongpob 0062: if i'm not wrong why are you still commenting on it

Aim: WTF LOL 😂😂😂😂

Bright: i'm actually losing it i forgot kongpob isn't this perfect student and can actually ruin people arthit come collect ur man

Knot: I actually might have plans tonight, also

Knot: Are the plans still on?

Bright: i guess not because everyone here is a boring cuck

Tootah: actually bright literally go choke the only cuck here is u for being so quick to call off plans

Bright: ai'toot my one true friend u'll drink with me??

Tootah: can u promise i'll get laid?

Bright: what u can't guarantee it yourself

Tootah: nevermind guess i won't go

Bright: fine yeah sure you'll get laid tonight

Tootah: i can meet you there at eight