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Published:
2019-12-30
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2021-01-30
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HPI scenarios

Summary:

Is just some scenarios revolving around your favorite officer and his idiot PI boyfriend

Chapter 1: Cheeseburger

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Thomas: hey gordie I'm at Mcdonalds wanna cheeseburger

Gordon:no thanks I'll just have a bite of yours

Mcdonalds drive thru cashier: hello sir what would you like

Thomas:I'll have 2 cheeseburgers with a side of fries

Chapter 2: Tears

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Thomas: *Crying*

Katsumoto:I'll destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ashes in order to eradicate whatever hurt you

Thomas:I think I'd rather have a hug

Katsumoto: ok hon

Chapter 3: Bitter half

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Rick to TC: This is my better half

Thomas to Gordon: This is my bitter half

Chapter 4: Grounding

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Dennis:I'm....grounded

Thomas:yes you're grounded

Gordon: you disobeyed a rule!

Thomas:*holding a shovel* now were gonna bury you till you've learned your lesson

Gordon:wha- wha Thomas.... tha-that's not how grounding works

 

Chapter 5: Clothes

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Higgins:Thomas why are you naked???

Thomas:Uh.....I don't have anything to wear

Higgins:yes you do, let's see *opens closet* you have shirts, trousers, hello Gordon, shorts

Chapter 6: Kisses

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Gordon: My boyfriend's too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, whst should I do

Higgins: Punch him, and when he doubles over in pain you kiss him

Rick: Tackle him

Jin: Dump him

Shammy: Kick him in the shins

Thomas:NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

Notes:

I searched up Jay and Tim's height dif and I know Jay's only taller than him by an inch but this was way too funny

Chapter 7: Wallet

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Thomas: Now that that's done let's hug it out. C'mon group hug

Everyone: *grumble and group hug*

Gordon: Ok who just took my wallet?

Jin: Sorrey

Notes:

I don't add enough Jin here

Chapter 8: Peanuts

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Gordon: I'm allergic to all types of nut

Thomas: But not deez nuts

Chapter 9: Feelings

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Thomas: I think I may have feelings for Gordon

 

Higgins: Congratulations you're the last person to know

Chapter 10: Emotions

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Gordon:I am a  man of many emotions

 

Gordon: such as

 

Gordon: drink coffee

 

Gordon: solve murder

 

Gordon: be gay

 

Thomas: well that's completely normal

Chapter 11: Good boy

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Gordon: Who's a good boy? Who's my handsome good boy

 

Apollo: woof

 

Thomas: Excuse you he was talking about me