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arnold is my daddy uwu added i lived bitch, copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium, little rascal, and 11 others to the chat

arnold is my daddy changed the chat name to welcome to hell

blue note: ew too edgy

blue note changed the chat name to international squad

arnold is my daddy uwu: ew too boring

blue note: i already have a group chat called welcome to hell

blue note: also i have way too many gcs in general this just makes it easier

arnold is my daddy uwu: fuck easy we out here making life hard as fuck

the jean claude holy ghost: It is

blue note: uh oh

the jean claude holy ghost: 4 am

too many tequila: it is far too early for this

blue note: ??? its 11 am in la rn lito why r u complaining

i <3 communism: hes just whining cuz he did a pixar marathon and stayed up way too late

i <3 communism: i watched it with him

the jean claude son: I was also there! :)

Officer Dad: I caught the tail end of it.

the jean claude holy ghost: How do you mute this?

copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: I'll show you. I am also very tired and would like to sleep.

arnold is my daddy uwu: its only like half past midnight why r u so tired

copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: Why are you texting me when you are in the other room?

arnold is my daddy uwu: oh fair

the jean claude holy ghost muted the chat

cooking daddy: uh

cooking daddy: what is this

arnold is my daddy uwu: hell

hi sisters: oh wow is this heaven 

arnold is my daddy uwu: no this is hell

i lived bitch: no, this is patrick

little rascal: mmmmmm

little rascal: why are you posting spongebob memes at this time of night

sharpay is a lesbian: its always a good time to post spongebob memes

sharpay is a lesbian: also you fucked up wolfgang

moon moon: oh shit

politics for pans: expose him

arnold is my daddy uwu: wait why

sharpay is a lesbian: how did you manage to forget 3 people

arnold is my daddy uwu: FUCK

arnold is my daddy uwu  added the jean claude father, bop to the top, and im with dumbass 

arnold is my daddy uwu: you have my annual apologies gentlemen

the jean claude father: ?

the jean claude father: why annual

blue note: cuz hes an asshole

Officer Dad: cause hes a dick

i <3 communism: cuz he sucks

arnold is my daddy uwu: :)))))

bop to the top: np

im with dumbass: i dont even want to BE in this chat

too much tequila: this isnt even wolfgangs worst chat we know about

cooking daddy: how many does he have

cooking daddy: also can yall explain ur usernames im very confused

hi sisters: thats cuz ur neutral good hernando

hi sisters: we of the chaotic alignment can understand any and all usernames no matter how specific

arnold is my daddy uwu: can confirm

i <3 communism: the parents group chat is the worst

copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: I hate it so much.

blue note: its not that bad

too much tequila: LIES

i <3 communism: yeah you and capheus just dont think its that bad cause your parents dont embarass you in the chat

little rascal: i too understand the pain of embarrassing parents

little rascal: but it is almost 1:30 am now and neither my wife or my lover are in bed

copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: Oh no.

arnold is my daddy uwu: uh oh

little rascal: guess ill sleep alone tonight

little rascal: in this big empty bed

little rascal: on this cold empty 

copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: I will be there in a minute.

arnold is my daddy uwu: im coming

arnold is my daddy uwu: ;)

im with dumbass: i hate this 

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international squad

arnold is my daddy uwu: im bored af rn

the jean claude holy ghost: So?

blue note: asgfg PHAT mood sun

hi sisters: where are kala and rajan

arnold is my daddy uwu: in a meeting :(

moon moon: how are you getting away with texting right now?

hi sisters: yeah arent you serving as their bodyguard so yall can smash on the dl

arnold is my daddy uwu: i mean its a little more complicated than that but yeah p much

arnold is my daddy uwu: but neither of them trust me to not be a dumbass and interrupt which, i mean, valid, but still

i lived bitch: wait neither of them are online right

arnold is my daddy uwu: yeah why

i lived bitch changed copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium's name to dr dandy

i lived bitch changed little rascal's name to arnold

arnold is my daddy uwu: okay so

i lived bitch: kalas name was to long and u made it to easy wolfie

arnold is my daddy uwu: thats definitely gonna come back to bite me in the ass later but ANYWAYS

arnold is my daddy uwu: i found a trashcan to jump over

moon moon: ah, yes, the quest that was established from the very beginning.

moon moon: finding a trashcan to jump over.

the jaune claude father: what kind of crackhead energy did i stumble into

sharpay is a lesbian: PLEASE DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

i <3 communism: no seriously do it

blue note: do it

blue note: zakia back us up

politics for pans: ? 

i <3 communism: look at ur notifications

politics for pans: OH yeah do it

blue note: ALL THE WLW HAVE SPOKEN YOU HAVE TO DO IT WOLFGANG

the jaune claude father: i repeat my statement

hi sisters: i mean r u gonna tell us were WRONG jela

the jaune claude father: well obviously no

the jaune claude father: once the wlws declare something must happen it must in fact happen

cooking daddy: what about mlms?

hi sisters: <

hi sisters: hernando where were you

cooking daddy: work?

cooking daddy: i literally told you i was going to work this morning

hi sisters: ...

hi sisters: tbf i was VERY hungover 

hi sisters: anyways mlms also have a certain amount of power but the council of wlws is godlike and none can fight them

cooking daddy: oh tru

moon moon: did he do it yet, though?

hi sisters: RIGHT

blue note: no

arnold is my daddy uwu: ? riley ur not visiting rn?

blue note: yeah i am look

arnold is my daddy uwu: oh anyways

arnold is my daddy uwu changed their name to parkour king B)

the holy council of wlws

i <3 communism: get ready

blue note: i was BORN READY FOR THIS SHIT

international squad

parkour king B): 3

parkour king B): 2

parkour king B): 1 LETS DO THIS

the holy council of wlws

blue note: ASHTRHW BOI

politics for pans: HOLY SHIT HE FELL RIGHT ON HIS FACE

sharpay is a lesbian: i knew hed fall but oml that was a total WIPEOUT 

hi sisters: this is the best day of my life nomi you bless you

blue note: mdfn are you officially declaring that nomi is god

hi sisters  changed i <3 communism's name to God

God: i am practically omniscient so this isnt exactly WRONG 

international squad

blue note changed parkour king B)'s name to bastard idiot boy

blue note: wolfgang ur a dumbass

bastard idiot boy: fuck u riley 

bastard idiot boy: that shit hurted

moon moon: oh, god. what happened?

blue note: the moron tripped

bastard idiot boy: FUCK OFF I ONLY TRIPPED BC U BLEW AN AIRHORN RIGHT IN MY EAR AS I JUMPED

i lived bitch: RILEY I LOVE U

i lived bitch changed blue note's name to God

God: oh

God: well this is awkward

God: im honestly considering keeping this

God: okay but why

God: confusion

God: oh that would be fun

the jean claude holy ghost: What is happening?

God: nomiselfie.img

God: rileyselfie.img

the jean claude holy ghost: Ah.

i lived bitch: that would explain the need for chaos

God changed their name to God's faithful assistant

God's faithful assistant: there we go

the jean claude father: im still confused

God's faithful assistant: im riley

bastard idiot boy: you should not have said that

God's faithful assistant: what

bastard idiot boy changed God's faithful assistant's name to dj dumbass

dj dumbass: wow

i lived bitch: she can still change it

bastard idiot boy changed dj dumbass's privileges

i lived bitch: nvm i forgot wolfie was admin

the jean claude father: was the wlw council pleased by the turn of events that transpired

the jean claude father: cause it seemed like all you wanted was chaos and you got it so

politics for pans: im very pleased tyvm

sharpay is a lesbian: yeah that was great

moon moon: hey! what does THAT mean?

sharpay is a lesbian: wolfgang falling?

moon moon: yeah, but the way you said that implies you saw it happen.

moon moon: OH HOLY SHTI WAHt

too much tequila: oh my god did mun not use proper spelling or punctuation

cooking daddy: of all the things to summon your attention to the chat THAT was it

Officer Dad: Honesty, it startled me, too.

dj dumbass: hnng

dj dumbass: will i love u but the puntuation and gramar KILLS me everytime im texting w u

cooking daddy: ???

cooking daddy: riley why is ur spelling so bad u dont usually fuck it up THAT much

dj dumbass: im laughnd top hard at the vid of wolfie falln

bastard idiot boy: wh

bastard idiot boy: w h a t v i d e o

hi sisters: are you there god? we need the video

God: yeah igy

God: security_footage_of_wolfgang_tripping_over_a_trash_can.mp4

bastard idiot boy: i cant believe god has abandoned me like this

im with dumbass: im slightly concerned about how nomi acquired this footage but also too amused to care

bop to the top: did you actually say SCHWARZENEGGER before you jumped

bastard idiot boy: fuck offfffffffffffff

arnold is online

bastard idiot boy: oh god

dr dandy  is online

bastard idiot boy: oh no BOTH

dr dandy: What.

arnold: ?

bastard idiot boy: hi guys :)

dr dandy: You only use the smiley-face emoji when you've done something wrong and are hiding it from us. What did you do?

arnold: also the name changes

dj dumbass: please leave them

arnold: i mean i guess???

the jean claude holy ghost: Scroll up.

dr dandy: WOLFGANG!

bastard idiot boy: god AND the holy ghost have abandoned me

hi sisters: im surprised rajan hasnt said anything yet

dr dandy: That's because he's too busy laughing like a madman at the video of our lover trying to jump over a trashcan before getting startled by absolutely nothing and tripping.

bastard idiot boy: IT WASNT NOTHING 

bastard idiot boy: RILEY BLEW AN AIRHORN AT ME RIGHT AS I JUMPED

dj dumbass: i plead the fifth

arnold: i just

arnold: i cant believe you failed that spectacularly

politics for pans: i just cant believe yall kept him out of the meeting so he wouldnt be a dumbass there

politics for pans: and he decided to just be a dumbass somewhere else

arnold: is he still just lying there

dj dumbass: yes

God: haha yea

the jean claude holy ghost: Yes.

the jean claude son: are you okay wolfgang? :(

bastard idiot boy: thank you for asking CAPHEUS

bastard idiot boy: only one who cares about my wellbeing

God: yeah lol

bastard idiot boy: only my ego was wounded also FIGHT ME nomi

God: think you can do it without tripping

bastard idiot boy: thats it

bastard idiot boy: fuck all yall capheus is my only real friend

bastard idiot boy changed the chat name to capheus protection squad

God: honestly real shit tho

dj dumbass: god blessed this chat name it shall stay

bastard idiot boy: wolfies gotta run now kala figured out what floor im on bye yall

i lived bitch: haha rip wolfie

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capheus protection squad

im with dumbass: you know something? yall never explained what the fuck was up with those original names

Officer Dad: What do you mean?

im with dumbass: like why are jela, sun and capheus's names the way they are

the jean claude father: because me and capheus love jean claude, and when capheus first met sun he called her "spirit of jean claude"

im with dumbass: but why are you the father

the jean claude father: well 1) im older

the jean claude father: 2) im an actual father

the jean claude father: and 3) capheus is babey

dj dumbass: TRUTH

the jean claude son: alas, it is my fate to be babey eternally :(

politics for pans: babey on streets, daddy in the sheets

the jean claude son: ;)

Officer Dad: Oh, that's cursed.

dj dumbass: capheus flirting in a sexual way is just a little weird, bc he IS babey

im with dumbass: arent yall the exact same age. like same bday and year and everything

dj dumbass: yeah and

im with dumbass: ....ANYWAYS

im with dumbass: nomi what was with your original name

im with dumbass: and your current one for that matter

God: well for my current one its cuz im God, and I see all

hi sisters: God IS a woman and her name IS Nomi Marks-Caplan

God  changed hi sisters's name to ariana who?

ariana who?: see? taste. only God has that kind of taste

God: as for my original name, its cuz my last name is marks, and i think riley was drunk and decided to change my name to marks-ism, which lead to me eventually saying something that made her go "smh FAKE marxist" and then she changed my name to "i <3 communism"

im with dumbass: is there a difference between marxism and communism

God: what

dj dumbass: did 

dj dumbass: did he seriously just ask this

bastard idiot boy: as someone who studied both marxism and communism INTENSELY i can tell you there is a NUMBER of distinct differences

the jean claude father: why were you so focused on studying marxism and communism

bastard idiot boy: i had reasons that are irrelevant to the convo at hand and i may talk about at a later date

bastard idiot boy: currently there are about like, 9 people out there who know why i was studying that stuff

bastard idiot boy: and theyre all in this chat so

im with dumbass: fair

im with dumbass: what about neets

im with dumbass:  @sharpay is a lesbian

sharpay is a lesbian: yeah

God: he wants to know why ur name is like THAT

dj dumbass: haha wha

bop to the top: ITS NOT OUR FAULT UR A TRAITOR NOMS

bop to the top: ACCEPT DEFEAT

cooking daddy: i saw two lines of all caps bug and came running what is going on

ariana who?: im not sure but i LOVE IT

sharpay is a lesbian: nomi hates high school musical

ariana who?: oh ew i HATE IT

ariana who?: nomi ur TASTE

ariana who?  changed God's name to God (but with less taste)

God (but with less taste): look i just think they suck

bop to the top: YEAH WELL UR WRONG

sharpay is a lesbian: nomi my wife, the love of my life

sharpay is a lesbian: u r WRONG

ariana who?: wait she hates ALL OF THEM

sharpay is a lesbian: YES

ariana who?: OH EW I THOUGHT YOU JUST MEANT THE FIRST ONE, LIKE THAT I COULD EXCUSE AS JUST HAVING TO WORK THROUGH INTRODUCING THE CHARACTERS SO NOT USING THEM WELL, BUT NO ITS WORSE

ariana who?  changed God (but with less taste)'s name to Tasteless God

Tasteless God: i will have my revenge. this debate is not over

Officer Dad: There is no debate. 

Tasteless God: will

Officer Dad: What? I was going to say you're right.

Tasteless God: i was gonna comment on ur grammar but THANK YOU 

dj dumbass: WILL U TRAITOR

the jean claude holy ghost: I'm ashamed to know them.

dr dandy: the incorrectness of your opinion is insane

the jean claude son: :(

bastard idiot boy: see even capheus is upset

dj dumbass: i cant believe my opinions could be so bad

bastard idiot boy: ikr

dj dumbass: at least its only 2/8 of me

Officer Dad: Lito hasn't said anything

dj dumbass: will darling ur correct! for once

Officer Dad: Hey!

dr dandy: @too much tequila settle this right now!

bastard idiot boy: i mean we still win regardless but like, lito

dj dumbass: lito i can HEAR UR BAD OPINIONS

Officer Dad: Lito, don't let them bully you.

Tasteless God: lito come here, youll be met with open arms

dr dandy: STOP BEING A COWARD

ariana who?: oh shit u better do it

ariana who?: lito?

too much tequila: ...

too much tequila: i just hate the songs so much

dr dandy: LITO YOU ARE CANCELLED

dj dumbass: wow! who wouldve that 3/8 of me were not valid!

bastard idiot boy  changed Officer Dad's name to Detective Douche 

bastard idiot boy changed too much tequila's names to Beer Boy

bastard idiot boy changed Tasteless God, Detective Douche, and Beer Boy's privileges

Beer Boy: my brother

Beer Boy: how could you do this

Detective Dumbass: I'm not even a detective.

ariana who?: yall

ariana who?: where were you when nomi lost her privileges

Tasteless God: yeah this wont hold me

im with dumbass: trying to ask yall how you got ur names

dr dandy: sorry continue

im with dumbass: well

im with dumbass: that explains both neets AND bug

im with dumbass: i obviously understand both will and rileys

im with dumbass: rajan's name was just a pun

arnold: haha yeah

dr dandy: mine was a chemistry joke

dr dandy: if you put the element symbols together they spelled "cuter n you"

im with dumbass: oh wow, a wholesome flex

arnold: thats just kala's energy

bastard idiot boy: facts 

im with dumbass: moon moon my dude i understand ur name

moon moon: i try.

the jean claude holy ghost: ?

the jean claude holy ghost: Quick, Kwan-Ho, what is your opinion on the High School Musical series?

moon moon: they're masterpieces, why?

dj dumbass: she was testing ur value as a boyfriend moon boy and you passed

moon moon: oh, thank god.

ariana who?: oh god had nothing to do with this.

cooking daddy: God turned Her back on us

Tasteless God: i hate yall

cooking daddy: anyways what about us

Tasteless God: yeah you too

cooking daddy: first of all, you brought this on yourself

cooking daddy: second of all, diego what about us (dani, lito, and i)

im with dumbass: well urs is just a parody of cooking mama

cooking daddy: yeah pm

im with dumbass: and danis was a reference to james charles

ariana who?: haha yeah

im with dumbass: and ive SEEN LITO DRINK

Beer Boy: :(((((((

im with dumbass: as for me, well, will

bastard idiot boy: HAA

Tasteless God: laugh while you can

bastard idiot boy: what

Tasteless God changed their name to Admin God

bastard idiot boy: WHAT

dj dumbass: NO SHE CANT DO THAT

Tasteless God changed bastard idiot boy, dj dumbass, ariana who?, and 12 others privileges

bastard idiot boy: WHAT 

sharpay is a lesbian: holy shit i really did marry god

Admin God: ;)

Admin God changed sharpay is a lesbian's name to Pink Diamond

Pink Diamond: aw fuck, i cant believe youve done this

Admin God  changed bop to the top's name to xxJokerLoverxx

xxJokerLoverxx: this is cruelty

Admin God changed dj dumbass's name to Boo Boo

Boo Boo: what

Admin God changed bastard idiot boy's name to The Fool

Boo Boo: ah

The Fool: FUCK YOU NOMI I WILL GET MY SERVE RBACK

Admin God  changed Beer Boy's name to Tequila Titan

Admin God changed Detective Douche's name to Demigod Dad

Admin God  changed Tequila Titan and Demigod Dad's privileges

Admin God changed ariana who?'s name to Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato: how dare

Tequila Titan: HAHA 

Demigod Dad: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL LOSES

Admin God  changed the chat name to High School Musical Hate Group

Admin God changed dr dandy's name to Get Fucked

Get Fucked: WHY 

Admin God: :)

Admin God changed the jean claude son's name to Batvan

Admin God changed the jean claude holy ghost's name to Crazy Chick

Batvan: :(

Crazy Chick: >:(

im with dumbass: God, if its any consolation, i fucking despise anything with zack effron in it based on principle alone

Admin God: you are spared

im with dumbass: thank you god

Admin God: anyways theres only one person left i have to change the name of 

Admin God changed cooking daddy's name to Mediocre Fry Cook

Mediocre Fry Cook: whyyyyyyyyyyy

Admin God: because

Admin God: anyways yall, goodnight

Admin God muted the chat

Pink Diamond: jokes on her, shes sleeping on the couch tonight

i lived bitch unmuted the chat

i lived bitch: hey yall what did i miss

i lived bitch: oh lol, yeah nah i dont really give a shit about them

The Fool: felix, ur no longer my friend

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High School Musical Hate Group

The Fool changed their name to back in charge

Demi Lovato: GASP

Demo Lovato: COULD IT BE?

back in charge: it could

back in charge: and it is

back in charge changed the priveleges of Tequila Titan, Demigod Dad, and Admin God's privileges

back in charge changed Pink Diamond, Boo Boo, xxJokerLoverxx, and 12 others' priveleges

Pink Diamond: the triumphant return

back in charge changed Pink Diamond's name to bi bi bi

back in charge changed Boo Boo's name to second in command

back in charge changed xxJokerLoverxx's name to h4ck3r 4 l1f3

h4ck3r 4 l1f3: ...

h4ck3r 4 l1f3: it wasnt my first choice but ill take it

back in charge changed Admin God's name to nerd lol

nerd lol: weak

back in charge: oh wig? youre here? 

nerd lol: ye. im giving you the control back. just know that the cluster group chat still belongs to me

back in charge: we barely use it lol

Crazy Chick unmuted the server

Crazy Chick changed their name to Bak in Charge

Bak in Charge muted the server

back in charge: name change and dash damn sun

nerd lol: and its a pun

back in charge: AND ITS A PUN AND THE SAME AS MINE WHAT THE FUCK

back in charge: ANYWAYS

back in charge changed Tequila Titan's name to drama queen

back in charge changed Batvan's name to waitin for the bus in the rain

back in charge changed Demigod Dad's name to sub

sub: And what of it?

back in charge: wsodiwm

back in charge: WILLIAM GORSKI

sub: Not my name but go on.

bi bi bi: wait what

Demi Lovato: what do you mean it isnt your name

sub: My name isn't William. 

back in charge: it is indeed not

Demi Lovato: HOW

bi bi bi: do you mean to tell us that your parents just named you Will Gorski

sub: Yes.

Demi Lovato: WHY

sub: I don't know. 

back in charge: ANYWAYS

back in charge  changed Demi Lovato's name to Empty Chair, Do a Solo

Empty Chair, Do a Solo: QUEEN HOLLY STANS RISE UP

back in charge: STAN OUR QUEEN

back in charge: ACTUALLY WAIT A SEC

back in charge changed their name to Hush your mouth

Hush your mouth changed drama queen's name to I'll slam whatever I want

Hush your mouth changed h4ck3r 4 l1f3's name to Shut the blank up

Hush your mouth changed Mediocre Fry Cook's name to Becky Homecky

Hush your mouth changed bi bi bi's name to I'm disengaging

Hush your mouth changed second in command's name to talent prevails swish swish

Hush your mouth changed the chat name to Holly Stans For Life

nerd lol: why is the reality tv show gang here

Hush your mouth: because dance moms may be trash, but Queen Holly is not

nerd lol: i know for a fact that not all of those quotes are from the same person

Hush your mouth: that's because lito is a kelly stan, bug and riley are christi stans, and hernando won't shut up about jill in our reality tv chat (not even positively)

Hush your mouth: also i still have a few people whose name i need to change

Hush your mouth changed Get Fucked's name to Gorgeous Lady

Hush your mouth changed arnold's name to Handsome Guy

I'm disengaging: awwww

Hush your mouth changed i lived bitch's name to Traitorous Bitch

I'm disengaging: AWWWWW?

Traitorous Bitch: what the fuck

Traitorous Bitch: i didnt do shit

Hush your mouth: you didnt care about high school musical

Traitorous Bitch: and?

Hush your mouth: exactly

Becky Homecky: hi i just got back is this now a dance moms group chat

Hush your mouth: Yes

nerd lol: no

Becky Homecky: im taking that as a yes anyways

Becky Homecky: CAN YOU BELIEVE

Becky Homecky: KENDALL NEVER CALLED CHLOE

talent prevails swish swish: OH WERE TALKING ABOUT DANCE MOMS?

talent prevails swish swish: ALSO NO BUT I CAN BELIEVE THAT NO ONE DID EXCEPT FOR NIA

I'm disengaging: thats because Holly raised her daughter RIGHT

nerd lol: i cant believe my own wife loves this shit

I'm disengaging: to be fair, i recognize that it is awful, i just think its entertaining bullshit

I'm disengaging: yknow, like an entertainingly bad movie

nerd lol: ...i GUESS

Handsome Guy: i come back to find that my lover has turned this into yet another reality tv show group chat

Hush your mouth: what can i say? its a talent

Handsome Guy: im still baffled on how you managed to turn our group chat into one

Handsome Guy: neither me nor kala watch any reality tv

Hush your mouth: sharing your interests with your loves :)))

Handsome Guy: you once responded to me asking if you could pick up fruit from the store with a series of gifs from drag race

Gorgeous Lady: yeah its gotten so bad we have to limit time for him to bring up reality tv in the group chat

Empty Chair, Do a Solo: does he do it in your pms too? 

Handsome Guy: yeah

Gorgeous Lady: me and him dont have a pm, but he does just visit me some to show me what just happened in his show

Empty Chair, Do a Solo: you guys dont have pms?

Gorgeous Lady: why would we need them?

Empty Chair, Do a Solo:

Empty Chair, Do a Solo: point

Empty Chair, Do a Solo: ANYWAYS SPEAKING OF NIA

Empty Chair, Do a Solo: IT STILL MAKES ME SO MAD HOW NONE OF THE OTHER MOMS STOOD UP FOR NIA AND WERE JUST AWFUL WHEN SHE WAS STARTING HER MUSIC CAREER

Becky Homecky: its cuz jill was just jealous that she had actual production value and a celebrity crew while her little kendall had felony lee miller as her manager

Shut the blank up: eihfoesfk

talent prevails swish swish: FELONY LEE MILLER

I'll slam whatever I want: GET HER NANDO

Empty Chair, Do a Solo: ugh, a double insult for jill and abby? we stan

Gorgeous Lady: this is hell